I will make you a Star Trek: TNG character avatar (of Riker)

[Fifthfiend]

All right everybody here is the deal, post in this thread and I will make a forum avatar of the Star Trek: The Next Generation character who very most reminds me of you! (which will be Commander William Riker)

Anyone who has ever said to themselves "Man if I were to ask Fifth which Star Trek: The Next Generation Character he thinks I would be, what would he say" then you will find the answer right here in this thread! (it's Riker)

So post in here and get your very own personalized 100x100 Star Trek: The Next Generation avatar (Riker) today!!!!!!!!!!!

[Whomper]

Make it so.

[POS Industries]

It's Riker, actually.

[Whomper]

It's Riker, actually.NNNNNEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!

[POS Industries]

NNNNNEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDDDDD!!!!
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/kirk.jpg

[Whomper]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/kirk.jpghttp://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k166/Whompy/facepalm_sisko.gif

[Fifthfiend]

It's Riker, actually.

POS Industries, you're loyal, tough, and always ready to step up when the situation calls for it. A Ryker through and through.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/th_tumblr_ku5tgxp2dX1qzfxk0o1_400.png

[Eltargrim]

Ryker > cookies? Whether or not Fifth makes me an avatar will determine this!

[Fifthfiend]

Make it so.

Whomper, you can be brusque at times, some might even say rude. But you carry yourself with a quiet nobility. The heart of a Ryker beats in you.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ku5sycBrOE1qzfxk0o1_400.png

[Fifthfiend]

Ryker > cookies? Whether or not Fifth makes me an avatar will determine this!

Eltargrim, you're a man who knows the job has to be done. But you know that doesn't mean you can't smile while you do it. It's the spirit of Ryker that sees you through.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ksm6dbIK4V1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

[POS Industries]

POS Industries, you're loyal, tough, and always ready to step up when the situation calls for it. A Ryker through and through.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/th_tumblr_ku5tgxp2dX1qzfxk0o1_400.png
Why thank you! I am honored by your generosity and kindne--OH SHIT ACCOUNT HIJACK!











...Humans. I thought by now that you would have scampered back to your own little star system.

[Archbio]

Are some of those Thomas Riker icons?

[Fifthfiend]

Are some of those Thomas Riker icons?

Archbio, you're a tough customer, you run a tight ship, and you don't suffer shit off of fools. Ryker would be proud.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ku5tfbfnT51qzfxk0o1_400.png

[Truce]

Which Riker? There's like two of them running around you know.

Which, of course, someone else pointed out.

[Mirai Gen]

At this point I am honestly curious what next avatar stylings he will craft.

[Fifthfiend]

Which Riker? There's like two of them running around you know.

Which, of course, someone else pointed out.

Truce, you're a stern man, a fighting man. A man's man! But there's poetry in your soul. As a Ryker searches the stars, so do you.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ku5szw5eqk1qzfxk0o1_400.png

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I'm kind of curious to see what avvy you'll make for me.

So can I get one?

[Fifthfiend]

I'm kind of curious to see what avvy you'll make for me.

So can I get one?

I was looking for Ryker as a furry, and then I went oh, yeah.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/riker8sp.jpg

[Mesden]

what i don't even

Oops that was supposed to go in the Lady Gaga thread welp

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I was looking for Ryker as a furry, and then I went oh, yeah.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/riker8sp.jpg

Meh I'm starting to get use to being called that. XD

[Regulus Tera]

do me now do me!

[RickZarber]

Guess I'll ask for one too, though generally this heralds the end of Fifth's avatar-giving...

[Marc v4.0]

I heard someone was passing out beard-love?

[Seil]

I miss the good old days when a bucket of manlove passed as an avatar. Where's CJ when we need her?

[Arhra]

I will also say I would like a Star Trek avatar and then I will not change my avatar to it, because I am full of hate and such.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I will also say I would like a Star Trek avatar and then I will not change my avatar to it, because I am full of hate and such.

I think you mean you're full of love and friendship.
As well as superior firepower.

Also Ryker me up, Fifthy.

[Arhra]

Love is the most powerful form of hate.

Also I lie all the time.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Love is the most powerful form of hate.

Also I lie all the time.

At all times?

So you were lying about lying?

[Arhra]

I never lie about lying. That would be wrong.

[G.I.R.]

I think it might be hard to find a Riker that is better than Sex Cookies... but if you can do it, I would gladly put that as my avatar!

[Sifright]

I see a recurring theme in this thread maybe possibly. I'll take a star trek avatar if they are being handed out.

[Pip Boy]

Now we just need a Ryker-only subforum.

EDIT: Also, where did you get all these pictures of Ryker?

[Magic_Marker]

Grinch is for pussies. Give me a new avvie.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Picard is cooler.

Freaking losers.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Who the hell watches Star Trek?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I never lie about lying. That would be wrong.

YOU'RE LYING.
AGAIN.
I KNOW IT!

[Buddha Fett]

I'll take an avatar, as long as you're offering.

[BitVyper]

FUCK YES! BRIDGE, WE HAVE ONE TO RYKER UP!

[Ryanderman]

I've finished my highly tasty cookies, so I think I'm ready for a Riker avatar.

[Ecks]

I think you scared him away guise...

[Grimpond]

I think you scared him away guise...

NooooOOOoOoOooOOOOoo!

Ryker me baby, ooh yeah

[The SSB Intern]

Give me the sexiest Ryker you have.

[Wigmund]

Sorry, I want a real bad-ass as my avatar.
http://catherine-haines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/xanatos.jpg
The Ultimate (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosPlannedThisIndex) Magnificent Bastard (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/MagnificentBastard/WesternAnimation).

[synkr0nized]

It's like every time I think, "I should get around to making those Dynasty Warriors avatars", you come up with another better avatar idea. These threads are such fun.


No clean-shaven Rikers yet, eh?

[Malek]

Sometimes it seems that Fifthfiend makes these threads because deep down he wants us to gift him with one of these avatars, and so:

All right everybody here is the deal, post in this thread and I will make a forum avatar of the Star Trek: The Next Generation character who very most reminds me of you! (which will be Commander William Ryker)


You are a man with great potential (to grow a cool beard) and although you have seen many of the strange things within our universe, you can still be surprised by them. Riker would welcome you as a colleague and as a friend.

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w222/olympian77/Riker.jpg

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Sorry, I want a real bad-ass as my avatar.
http://catherine-haines.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/xanatos.jpg
The Ultimate (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/XanatosPlannedThisIndex) Magnificent Bastard (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/MagnificentBastard/WesternAnimation).

Thread's over. Wigmund's won. Sorry Fifth.

[synkr0nized]

While definitely an amazing Frakes role, this isn't a Gargoyles thread.

[Fifthfiend]

At this point I am honestly curious what next avatar stylings he will craft.

You were like, "what?" And he was like "Naw" And you were like "Homes, you trippin."

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ksm6k6vQRm1qzfxk0o1_1280-1.png

what i don't even

Oops that was supposed to go in the Lady Gaga thread welp

You have a soothing, masculine presence.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kt0nw2b1hj1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

do me now do me!

Spoken like a true Ryker, you randy bearded devil you.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ksm6lu3Qup1qzfxk0o1_1280-1.png

[Fifthfiend]

Guess I'll ask for one too, though generally this heralds the end of Fifth's avatar-giving...

Your affectation of affable professionalism hides demons you pray never find their way to the surface.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kt0oj4uPHm1qzfxk0o1_400.png

I will also say I would like a Star Trek avatar and then I will not change my avatar to it, because I am full of hate and such.

Your inate authority and strength of character command respect even from Klingons.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ksb4bqDUm71qzfxk0o1_1280.png

[Fifthfiend]

I think you mean you're full of love and friendship.
As well as superior firepower.

Also Ryker me up, Fifthy.

You are impressively broad-shouldered.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ksm6o9NT9n1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

[Raiden]

I need a new avatar, but I just don't have the time to make one. I shall recquisition one from fifth instead.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Ahh fuck it I will succumb.

May I request an avvie please?

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

You are impressively broad-shouldered.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ksm6o9NT9n1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

100% accurate. Fantastic work.

[Mike McC]

Someone's found the Riker blog and went insane with the power.

[Fifthfiend]

Someone's found the Riker blog and went insane with the power.

Mike McC post.

[Fifthfiend]

http://i177.photobucket.com/albums/w222/olympian77/Riker.jpg

Fuck you.

[Ecks]

I rescind my previous statement.

Also, I want some Ryker goodness too, fifth. Pretty please?

[Mike McC]

Mike McC post.Ho ho ho, I can't slide one by you, can I?

[Wigmund]

Fuck you.

Someone's getting fucked.
7062

[Fifthfiend]

I think it might be hard to find a Riker that is better than Sex Cookies... but if you can do it, I would gladly put that as my avatar!

You know that sex isn't everything. Sometimes, a lady just needs to be held.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kosd8leKIH1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

I see a recurring theme in this thread maybe possibly. I'll take a star trek avatar if they are being handed out.

You know that sometimes, a lady needs more.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kq2z3bBe4a1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

Now we just need a Ryker-only subforum.

EDIT: Also, where did you get all these pictures of Ryker?

You know that even a lover sometimes has to be a fighter.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kp2pxmCugW1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

[Fifthfiend]

No clean-shaven Rikers yet, eh?

Fuck you.

.

[Fifthfiend]

I miss the good old days when a bucket of manlove passed as an avatar. Where's CJ when we need her?

You're like "No guys totally, for serious!"

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_koxxqkM7aB1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

I heard someone was passing out beard-love?

Beard love is the Rykerest of loves.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kpo438xuzZ1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

Grinch is for pussies. Give me a new avvie.

You applaud your enemies in their successes, even as you cunningly discern their weaknesses.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kpm1k7WIA71qzfxk0o1_1280.png

Picard is cooler.

Freaking losers.

You're no stranger to a little alien face virus.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kpb0xvlaEQ1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

Who the hell watches Star Trek?

Sometimes life just gets you down.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_ksm6ptTEbo1qzfxk0o1_1280-1.png

[Mike McC]

Fuck you.http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x275/fencershinryuu/uTCBTKuTJoox555dyUVdY5pBo1_400.png

Beardless Riker will have his day, and it will be glorious.

[Fifthfiend]

Give me the sexiest Ryker you have.

A true Ryker knows that the sexiest Ryker is the best Ryker.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kpgmn2qxKd1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

I'll take an avatar, as long as you're offering.

Nobody appreciates a good joke better than you.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_koxxozsiOZ1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

FUCK YES! BRIDGE, WE HAVE ONE TO RYKER UP!

Sometimes you've just got to get medieval on someone's ass.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kpv7w3UV7V1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

I've finished my highly tasty cookies, so I think I'm ready for a Riker avatar.

Deep down, you know that you're the better Captain.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kpqkuts7me1qzfxk0o1_1280.png

[BitVyper]

I wear my Ryker with pride.

[bluestarultor]

You know, I'd ask for one, but I have a feeling Fifth would just break down and gently say, "Bluesey, no, you're a Data." :sweatdrop

Aside from that, this is the first time I don't have Blue as my avatar, so... baby steps. :whee:


Aw, what the heck, even if I don't use it, I'm curious. XD

[Lady Cygnet]

Freak Riker me, baby.

[Fenris]

Oh what the hell, why not.

I can bring Titsy McChristian back at a later date.

[The Wandering God]

Riker>Kirk

Oh I went there. I went there and said something!

But even Riker will bow down before Santa!

[The SSB Intern]

Yes, this will do nicely. Allow me to pay you... in haiku.

I, Thomas Ryker,
do hereby declare Fifthfiend
as my bestest friend.

[Intern Nin]

I want a Riker avvy too! One that is sexier than SSB"s, because our avvies should reflect how we are in real life. That being that I'm sexier. And stronger. And I can make silly voices.

SSB can't make silly voices.

Seriously though, I'd like a Riker that's as cool as the incomparable V.V. Argost.

[Fifthfiend]

I want a Riker avvy too! One that is sexier than SSB"s, because our avvies should reflect how we are in real life. That being that I'm sexier. And stronger. And I can make silly voices.

SSB can't make silly voices.

Seriously though, I'd like a Riker that's as cool as the incomparable V.V. Argost.

So sexy you can't fight the women off.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/uTCBTKuTJq9agb8yw5P8xubWo1_1280.png

Freak Riker me, baby.

If anyone appreciates a freak, it's a Ryker.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/uTCBTKuTJq4t35303KOzqk5ao1_1280.png

You know, I'd ask for one, but I have a feeling Fifth would just break down and gently say, "Bluesey, no, you're a Data." :sweatdrop

Aside from that, this is the first time I don't have Blue as my avatar, so... baby steps. :whee:


Aw, what the heck, even if I don't use it, I'm curious. XD

You totally were not staring at her titties just now.

Honest.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_koxxpq9yT51qzfxk0o1_1280b.png

[Fifthfiend]

Oh what the hell, why not.

I can bring Titsy McChristian back at a later date.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_kodj4w7Bn21qzfxk0o1_1280-1.png

[Mirai Gen]

I will hold onto this one for a while. Then I will bring Jolly Dracula back. He needs to be about until Christmas at least.

But yes, this will be quite sufficient.

[Marc v4.0]

Mmm..yes..I can feel the surge of Beardy power deep in my soul now..yes...

[Corel]

There is a Riker for every occasion. Like a Swiss Army Riker.

I request such an avatar to replace the Cookie.

[Lost in Time]

Can I just be No. 1 please?

[Pip Boy]

Well, I've been using this avatar so long it'll be hard to give it up.

But if you can find any shots of Ryker as a robot, I'm all in.

[G.I.R.]

Riker has a sensitive beard, and he knows how to use it.

[Intern Nin]

Damn you, Fifth. Look at what you've done to me! I know it's only been a couple of hours but I can't take it anymore! I can't walk down street without getting wolf-whistles and tongue clicks. Wherever I go, women are undressing my avatar. Undressing my avatar, with their eyes. There are women trying to pick me up even as I type this post, all of them using the lamest lines imaginable by the way. They don't even look me eyes while they're doing it, they just keep staring at the beard in my avatar.

And on top of that, all the other men are giving me the cold shoulder and calling me a man-whore behind my back. You did this to me, Fifth. You made my life a living hell!

[RickZarber]

Hooray! Third time's the charm! Thanks Fifth!

EDIT: Also, I don't even have to change my user title!

[stefan]

Lets see if fifthfiend can make a Riker avatar more worthy of avatarness than a cyberman rocking out for eternity.

[Magic_Marker]

Fifthfiend, your avatar choice was brilliant.

[Osterbaum]

I will join in, but retain my right to not change my current avatar should I find your proposition less awesome.

[Lady Cygnet]

"I don't need your fantasy women!"

"No, wait--this could be profitable!"

Thanks. :D

[Fifthfiend]

I will join in, but retain my right to not change my current avatar should I find your proposition less awesome.

I am actually gonna elect not to do one for you as I really like your current one and would be loathe to displace it with something else.

[Osterbaum]

Then I shall indeed remain tasty, instead of becoming Riker.

[Mike McC]

More Riker fantasticness.
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/grumphis/misc%20comics/riker01.gif
http://i63.photobucket.com/albums/h142/grumphis/misc%20comics/riker02.gif

[Michie]

I'd like to see what you can come up with for mine.

[Fifthfiend]

I'd like to see what you can come up with for mine.

You have a great sense of curiosity and adventure. Much in the way of one Commander William T. Ryker.

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/rykers/tumblr_komnps7Fg11qzfxk0o1_1280.png

[Julford Hajime]

Hmm...

Can Ryker overcome the obvious intellect of my current avatar? I guess we'll find out!

[Raiden]

Aww man, Fifth skipped right over me!

Well fine. FINE! For this insolence I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

FACE THE WRATH OF PICARD!

[Fifthfiend]

Aww man, Fifth skipped right over me!

Well fine. FINE! For this insolence I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine!

FACE THE WRATH OF PICARD!

I was looking for a really good one for you, like Ryker getting struck by lightning or something. :(

[Raiden]

I was looking for a really good one for you, like Ryker getting struck by lightning or something. :(

Oh well now I feel like a dick.

Thanks for making me feel like a dick, Fifth.

You dick.

[BitVyper]

This thread needs more fat Ryker.

[Mike McC]

I was looking for a really good one for you, like Ryker getting struck by lightning or something. :(Beardless Riker could have his day here!
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x275/fencershinryuu/uTCBTKuTJos9ckyf9KfvnmCbo1_400.png
http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x275/fencershinryuu/uTCBTKuTJos95grlYoggNHcso1_400.png

[Fifthfiend]

Beardless Riker

So Raiden, FYI

Mike hates you

[Raiden]

So Raiden, FYI

Mike hates you

Dammit, Mike.

You were flying under the radar enough that you didn't need to go on The List.

But then you had to go, and do your Mike stuff.

Dammit, Mike.

[Mike McC]

Beardless Riker never set up a situation in which he brought mind control video games aboard the Enterprise and set up a situation where everybody had to be saved by Wesley Crusher.

Bearded Riker did.

[mauve]

I'm so tempted to make myself a Captain Kirk avatar just to mess everything up.

I doubt the Pyro Cookie would like that, though.

EDIT- Damn, no, Mike already has one.

[BitVyper]

Look upon me and know despair that there is nothing you love which I cannot defile.

[Nique]

Pretty concerned about what my results are, but I have to admit, now that the question has been posed, I AM curious. One to beam up, Fifthy.

EDIT: Oh I see. Well, if it's Riker-only, it can't end up being too bad... Right?

[Nikose Tyris]

Oh man screw Star Trek. Lightsabers and lasers are where it's at, boys.

[Wigmund]

EDIT: Oh I see. Well, if it's Riker-only, it can't end up being too bad... Right?

That's a good caption for this.
http://www.thebeeskneesdaynursery.com/caption/caption160a.jpg

[Fifthfiend]

Look upon me and know despair that there is nothing you love which I cannot defile.

If you really wanted to hate you'd put up Bakula.

[Wigmund]

If you really wanted to hate you'd put up Bakula.

He looks constipated.
http://216.131.117.136/archive/jc50.2008/StarTrekEnt/twilightJCimages/01-46CaptainArcher.jpg

[Fifthfiend]

I figure Enterprise wins at ruining things because it did it to Star Trek and to Quantum Leap all in one go.

[BitVyper]

Enterprise is so different from the rest of Star Trek that it's not as offensive. Janeway and company actually took the good bits from the Trek series and shit all over them.

[G.I.R.]

Because Borg are... hot? That's about all Voyager gave us really...
http://languageisavirus.com/startrek/layouts/startrek/7-of-9.jpg

[synkr0nized]

"I'm Captain Janeway, and I wish to change everything because I want to. Here goes."

[Raiden]

"I'm Captain Janeway. We just ran into a strange signal that invades people's minds and makes them experience not only the horrors of genocide, but also gives people trauma for murdering innocents with their bare hands." "We should turn off the signal, so that people aren't needlessly traumatized for actions they did not commit."

"No, I am Captain Janeway, and I say we fix the beacon so that it can BETTER make everyone feel like murderers."

[Archbio]

Please state the nature of the medical emergency, you jerks.

[Mike McC]

Yeah, I feel sorry for Kate Mulgrew. She did the absolute best she could with the shitty, shitty writing they gave her. Not even Bryan Fuller working heavily on that show in the later seasons could really salvage it.Please state the nature of the medical emergency, you jerks.The only worthwhile character, really. Well, I liked Kes too, but they evolved her off the show.

[Token]

If it's not too late, I'd love an avatar. :D

[Nique]

Please state the nature of the medical emergency, you jerks.

The doctor was less pathetic when he was angry all the time. All the singing and "culture"? Bleh. Give me the spiritual son of McCoy any day.

[synkr0nized]

The doctor was amazing and one of the few things that gets me watching the show if I see it on.

[batgirl]

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Resistance is futile.

[Lady Cygnet]

We are the Borg. You will be assimilated. Your biological and technological distinctiveness will be added to our own.

Resistance is futile.

Resistance is futile to everyone except Riker. No one can resist Pimp Riker.

[Mike McC]

I think we are all forgetting Jonathan Frake's greatest work.

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x275/fencershinryuu/51QDQDJ4GZL_SS500_.jpg

[Mirai Gen]

Hahahaha holy shit I forgot that was him.

"Was this real?"

Smile, shakes head.

"Not this time. We made it up."

[Mike McC]

One last beardless Riker.

http://img.trekmovie.com/images/ins10_2.jpg

Ah, Insurrection.