Guess who's a virgin!

[Bob The Mercenary]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:pwVIDU4LnoI-gM:http://blog.edelbioskincare.com/uploaded_images/happy-face-770659.png


THIS GUY!!!

What WHAT! Single's Awareness Day part II

[Nikose Tyris]

While I am not a virgin, I respect your choice to remain celibate. How is life as a monk these days?

[Funka Genocide]

This makes absolutely no sense. Like seriously, of the umpteen million motherfuckers on this forum that should be virgins, why you?

Stop posting on this forum and get ye some play.

[Bells]

While I am not a virgin, I respect your choice to remain celibate. How is life as a monk these days?

Follow up: How is your Flurry of Blows bonus?

I thought Single Awareness day was for people without a pair not Virgins... what gives?

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/funny-pictures-frog-prince-kiss.jpg

[Funka Genocide]

also if we're going to be throwing out guesses as to who is a virgin, I guess Blues.

[DFM]

I thought they stopped making those.

[Nikose Tyris]

Obviously Blues and Kyanbu, both have as much as admitted to never having been touched by a woman.

Also for unrelated reasons, CJ seems far too awesome to have ever been tainted by the touch of man.

ALSO I think DFM is probably gender confused.

[krogothwolf]

I think DFM isn't even a gender, he's an asexual alien bent on conquering our world.

[Solid Snake]

Oh man, I'm totally a card-carrying member of the Virgins Club.
...For now.

[Krylo]

Oh man, I'm totally a card-carrying member of the Virgins Club.
...For now.

For now? Kind of like life? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urxGJRu1pRY)

[Bob The Mercenary]

It is now my firm belief that my desktop computer is a sort of projection of my inner psyche.

It just bluescreened after I stuck a flash drive in its usb port.

[Nikose Tyris]

It is now my firm belief that my desktop computer is a sort of projection of my inner psyche.

It just bluescreened after I stuck a flash drive in its usb port.

Every port of my computer is currently filled.

Also my girlfriend made me banana pudding.

[Krylo]

Also my girlfriend made me banana pudding.

Usually I prefer making banana pudding for the ladies, but, hey, whatever turns your crank man.

[Nikose Tyris]

Usually I prefer making banana pudding for the ladies, but, hey, whatever turns your crank man.

It had sprinkles and a Fruit Loops Cookie Straw.

She's awesome.

[TDK]

Every port of my computer is currently filled.

Also my girlfriend made me banana pudding.

Man I don't even want to know what that's a metaphor for you sick fuck

[Krylo]

Man I don't even want to know what that's a metaphor for you sick fuck

I'm more worried about the cookie straw.

I'm pretty sure I know what it's a metaphor for, and that's the problem.

[P-Sleazy]

I think DFM isn't even a gender, he's an asexual alien bent on conquering our world.

If there's anyone on this forum who isn't a gender, its Arhra. its been years that we've been guessing, and still no clue!

[Wigmund]

Hell, I haven't even had a date...and I'm 26...excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep :(

[Shyria Dracnoir]

*raises hand* Meh, I have too many other interests and enough problems interacting with people already to really give a damn about this

[CABAL49]

I've been celibate for about a year now. I've been busy, and the girls I have found suitable for dating purposes have boyfriends. Getting laid isn't my primary concern. It'd be nice, but I am going to stop here before I start getting mushey. Fuckin dem bitches (That is satire so no one can be angry!)

[bluestarultor]

If there's anyone on this forum who isn't a gender, its Arhra. its been years that we've been guessing, and still no clue!

Am I the only one who knows both Synk's and Ahrha's sexes? Geez, guys, I know I've been here for 3 years now, but some of you have been around for a hell of a lot longer than I have.

[Solid Snake]

Oh come on now, Blues.
We all know that everyone on the internet is male. So knowing Synk and Ahrha's gender isn't exactly anything to brag about. It's common sense.

[Funka Genocide]

I'm pretty sure that Synk is a thin caucasian male that gets all the ladies because he is smarter than all of us.

[bluestarultor]

I'm pretty sure that Synk is a thin caucasian male that gets all the ladies because he is smarter than all of us.

Synk and I are different people, thank you. :p

Only my contact with women has been limited since high school. My focus has been on my studies for the past five years.

[Funka Genocide]

I'm pretty sure that Blues is a thin caucasian male that doesn't get all the ladies because he thinks he's smarter than all of us.

[Nikose Tyris]

I'm pretty sure this is the first time I've agreed with Funka in the last 5 years.

[synkr0nized]

Zing.

e: oh and another

[bluestarultor]

I was going to say you know me too well, but then it got to the not getting all the ladies part. In high school, I was pretty much the most popular guy in school. If I hadn't hampered myself with not getting into the drama of it all, I could have dated any girl I wanted. And eventually took my pick, but it didn't work out the way I thought it would. :sweatdrop

Edit: God, that just sounds conceited, doesn't it?

At any rate, I know I'm an overinflated tosser, so I really don't mind being called out on it. :D


Edit for below: I never claimed to have gotten any play, just said I could have if I had looser morals.

But given I'm essentially waving a steak in front of a pack of wolves, I'mma just shut up now.

[synkr0nized]

When your own post about how much play you got goes on to admit you actually didn't get any, you should just stop trying to sound cool.

[DFM]

Hah.

[Funka Genocide]

that's why Synk is too cool for school.

incidentally, I miss Fifth now. T_T

[synkr0nized]

that's why Synk is too cool for school

So cool, in fact, that I willingly chose more of it.
Wait.

[Funka Genocide]

although I totally thought you were a girl for like... 2 years?

[DFM]

although I totally thought you were a girl for like... 2 years?

He's a sweetie so I can see where you'd get that impression.

[Funka Genocide]

I think we should get this thread back on track, and address the problem of why a hot hunk of man lik Bob has yet to find fulfilling romance.

Brainstorm people!

[CelesJessa]

Oh come on now, Blues.
We all know that everyone on the internet is male. So knowing Synk and Ahrha's gender isn't exactly anything to brag about. It's common sense.

I'm totally a guy too. I have a fantastic mustache and everything.

[Funka Genocide]

I'm totally a guy too. I have a fantastic mustache and everything.

That's only going to excite Osterbaum more.

[synkr0nized]

It's true, I was there.

[Krylo]

I think we should get this thread back on track, and address the problem of why a hot hunk of man lik Bob has yet to find fulfilling romance.

Brainstorm people!

Unibrow.

I've told him before to pluck that damn thing.

[DFM]

What's his major?

Edit: How the hell did like five people post in as many seconds?

[Funka Genocide]

you might be on to something.

I understand that you're a busy man Bob, but do take the time for a little manscaping and you might find your situation improved!

With titties!

[synkr0nized]

I think we should get this thread back on track, and address the problem of why a hot hunk of man lik Bob has yet to find fulfilling romance.

Brainstorm people!

This is a bad idea, as that will mean we'll have more posts from angsty nerds pounding away at their keyboards about how they haven't got dates and/or angsty nerds wishing to brag about some kind of conquest or some crap.

But, in the off chance such brainstorming would produce an actual way for random bulletin board bullshit to land someone romance, well, keep that to yourself and find some investors. You've got a business there.

[synkr0nized]

Edit: How the hell did like five people post in as many seconds?

It starts with a click on "reply".

DOUBLE POST BONUS! I was actually assuming someone would've posted before I got this in.

[Krylo]

This is a bad idea, as that will mean we'll have more posts from angsty nerds pounding away at their keyboards about how they haven't got dates and/or angsty nerds wishing to brag about some kind of conquest or some crap.

But, in the off chance such brainstorming would produce an actual way for random bulletin board bullshit to land someone romance, well, keep that to yourself and find some investors. You've got a business there.

But I still haven't gotten to brag about all my conquests.

Edit: So many of them.

Edit Edit: So so many.

Edit Edit Edit: I'm so lonely.

[Funka Genocide]

I suppose you're right.

so uh... Happy Valentines day everybody! Goooo chocolate!

[DFM]

But NPF didn't overload and shut down, it's impossible.

EDIT: EVERYONE STOP REPLYING TO THIS THREAD

[synkr0nized]

Internets High Five, Krylo. Internets High Five.


e: OK, CJ has it better.

[CelesJessa]

It's true, I was there.

http://www.sector70.com/forum/upfiles/smiley/bro%20fist.jpg

[synkr0nized]

BOB, you have a radio show! Use celebrity clout!


I am now imagining the rest of this thread being giving Bob Pokemon-style attack commands for his dating adventures. This'll be enough mental-retardation in my own head to entertain me for a few hours.

[Krylo]

Bob uses ROHYPNOL!

It's super effective!

[Mesden]

I was going to say you know me too well, but then it got to the not getting all the ladies part. In high school, I was pretty much the most popular guy in school. If I hadn't hampered myself with not getting into the drama of it all, I could have dated any girl I wanted. And eventually took my pick, but it didn't work out the way I thought it would. :sweatdrop

Edit: God, that just sounds conceited, doesn't it?

At any rate, I know I'm an overinflated tosser, so I really don't mind being called out on it. :D


Edit for below: I never claimed to have gotten any play, just said I could have if I had looser morals.

But given I'm essentially waving a steak in front of a pack of wolves, I'mma just shut up now.

Yeah man I know all sorts of hormone raddled teenage males that were really good with the ladies in highschool, with only their enormous moral fortitude to keep the hordes of ham pockets off their whoopie stick.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Okay, yeah, I leave for like an hour and this thread just spawns pages. I was hesitant to even start the thing.

In summary!

-One of my siblings waxes my unibrow (as thin as it is you jerks) every once in a while, but it's due for another appointment.
-The radio celebrity is working on the wrong women. The ones who are already taken. I'm not sure how much poon I could muster with a podunk country station anyway.
-I've known what gender synk was since last year.
-Bob uses razor leaf. Unibrow faints.

[Jagos]

Hell, I haven't even had a date...and I'm 26...excuse me while I go cry myself to sleep :(

So that's what they call it nowadays...

[bluestarultor]

Yeah man I know all sorts of hormone raddled teenage males that were really good with the ladies in highschool, with only their enormous moral fortitude to keep the hordes of ham pockets off their whoopie stick.

Snippy, aren't we? I happen to be a devout Catholic, first off, and second off, I feel a relationship should consist of more than just tail. The reason things didn't end well was because she felt I was taking it too slow. By the time we broke up, it didn't make much sense to foster another relationship before heading off to college, anyway.

At any rate, once I'm done with school, I'll be back in the market. Whatever happens after that happens. Maybe I'll meet the right one sooner, maybe later.

[Mesden]

Whoosh, right over.

[Jagos]

Aim for his head next time.

[bluestarultor]

Whoosh, right over.

I don't understand why anyone expects anything else at this point. I've been here for three years now. :J


At any rate, as much as I totally thrive on the negative attention people see fit to shower upon my every statement, this is a thread about Bob and how to get HIM some tail.

[DFM]

Ham pockets off their whoopie stick.

Edit: Blues you went to singular, there.

Edit 2: Maybe you should not say things that warrant your hilarious abuse.

[Jagos]

In 3... 2... 1...

[Premmy]

TADAAAA!
I'm here!

[Mesden]

I don't understand why anyone expects anything else at this point. I've been here for three years now. :J

When I made fun of you you choose to single out the part about how celibate you are (look man you are not the only one raised catholic which actually had the opposite effect on me but whatevs) when I was really just making fun of you saying you had all sorts of highschool gut lockers trying to batter dip your cranny axe.

ooh la la

[Krylo]

Man, I hope this discussion continues in its current vein just so I can see how many new and interesting euphemisms you can come up with.

[Premmy]

I swear to god, We need a
"mesden talks about dicks" thread

[bluestarultor]

Edit: Blues you went to singular, there.

Coming right out and saying it, yes, I'm a traditional prude and am very much into monogamous relationships and believe there's someone for everyone, etc.

Edit 2: Maybe you should not say things that warrant your hilarious abuse.

In other words, I probably shouldn't post. :J

[DFM]

I swear to god, We need a
"mesden talks about dicks" thread

This thread. This thread right here.

Coming right out and saying it, yes, I'm a traditional prude and am very much into monogamous relationships and believe there's someone for everyone, etc.

Whooooooosh

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I'm still a chaste teenager, not from a lack of trying, in a high school where over a third of the girls will experience pregnancy.

The chess club gets more tail than me, but I'm not sweating it. I've got my heart set on a gal who can make my heart skip a beat with just a glance, the kinda girl that makes you want to treat her like a proper lady.

I sound stupid but I don't care. Somehow I'm gonna win her heart.

[Premmy]

I swear to GOD this thread just keeps getting better and better.

[Jagos]

In 3...2...1...
When I made fun of you you choose to single out the part about how celibate you are (look man you are not the only one raised catholic which actually had the opposite effect on me but whatevs) when I was really just making fun of you saying you had all sorts of highschool gut lockers trying to batter dip your cranny axe.

ooh la la

Coming right out and saying it, yes, I'm a traditional prude and am very much into monogamous relationships and believe there's someone for everyone, etc.

Yep, whoooosh...

I'm still a chaste teenager, not from a lack of trying, in a high school where over a third of the girls will experience pregnancy.

The chess club gets more tail than me, but I'm not sweating it. I've got my heart set on a gal who can make my heart skip a beat with just a glance, the kinda girl that makes you want to treat like a proper lady.

I sound stupid but i don't care. Somehow I'm gonna win her hert.

You're gonna win her "Hurt" indeed. Give her some space, quit being a wuss and ask her out. If that doesn't work club her on the head, pull her by the hair and say "You're mine" then scratch your armpits. Brownie points for no deodorant too.

[bluestarultor]

This thread. This thread right here.



Whooooooosh

Eh, fuck it, it's 12:30 in the morning here. Things are only going to continue downhill for me at this point, so I'll see you all in the morning. :J

[Mesden]

I'm still a chaste teenager, not from a lack of trying, in a high school where over a third of the girls will experience pregnancy.

The chess club gets more tail than me, but I'm not sweating it. I've got my heart set on a gal who can make my heart skip a beat with just a glance, the kinda girl that makes you want to treat her like a proper lady.

I sound stupid but I don't care. Somehow I'm gonna win her heart.

Jagos is just saying you should marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten.

[Premmy]

Dude, Blues causes Sonic booms like a manic bastard... Blues...
I Know your secret identity...
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4b/Super_Guile.jpg

[DFM]

Jagos is just saying you should marinate the nether rod in the squish mitten.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssss

[phil_]

I kinda want to take the heat off of blues by sharing how pathetic a loser I am, but, on the other hand, I don't really want to share how pathetic a loser I am. You all know I'm a drunk, that should be enough.

[Premmy]

See, you ADMIT you're a pathetic loser, Blues on the other hand is making more Woosh than a nike ad.

[MuMu]

Eh, fuck it, it's 12:30 in the morning here. Things are only going to continue downhill for me at this point, so I'll see you all in the morning. :J

It's 4:30 in the morning here, and probably the only reason I'm making this post, and I don't even know why I'm quoting you but I'll tell ya, I have such aversion to dating and stuff I might as well be gynophobic or some shit, don't think I ever dated a lady and the last time I came close to flirting with one was...3 years ago? Maybe 4! Jesus, the only reason I know when Valentines is(Somewhere around February's teens)is because of threads like this.

Of course, I don't miss this sex stuff as much as the normal social people do, and in fact I tend to avoid it, but just trying to make you feels less like a pathetic loser here, what with worse people being around and all.

Did all that get through you?

[Krylo]

I'm still a chaste teenager, not from a lack of trying, in a high school where over a third of the girls will experience pregnancy.

The chess club gets more tail than me, but I'm not sweating it. I've got my heart set on a gal who can make my heart skip a beat with just a glance, the kinda girl that makes you want to treat like a proper lady.

I sound stupid but i don't care. Somehow I'm gonna win her hert.

Cue musical number. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhCQG5ab67E&feature=PlayList&p=7D2DEFE06F550523&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=3)

[DFM]

I'm still a chaste teenager
(Not from lack of trying)
Where half the girls are pregnant
(Not from lack of prying)

Chess club gets more tail then me
But I don't sweat it
I've got my heart on a special gal
I hope she wets it

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I sounded much dumber than I thought I would. I don't know when I'll tell her how I feel and I don't want to come off too strongly. The situation is extremely complicated and I'm wondering if she's worth it.

Is the possibility of getting a date with your dream girl worth burning a bridge or two?

[Premmy]

Come seymour we have things to Doooo! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sy4D_wGGtM0)

[Mesden]

Just gotta cattleprod the oyster ditch with the lap rocket.

[Geminex]

She's just a girl. Then again, they're just bridges.

Though I shouldn't be giving this advice, considering my own virgin-itude. Though I'm 17, so I have some time before I start feeling ashamed.

[Premmy]

You know, we really should'nt be giving these kids so much shit about the virgin thing, it plays right into all the "conquest" bull we have about sex that makes it so awkward for some people and gives so many other so many issues regarding it.

Though Mes should keep doing what she's doing, cause that's God's work.

[Corel]

Is this a larger issue than the whole virginity thing and more about dating in general, Bob?

Same goes for you too Wigmund as you seem like pretty likable guys (As much as one can know on an Internet Persona anyway) and this suprises me quite a bit that you have a lack of love life.

[Mirai Gen]

Snippy, aren't we? I happen to be a devout Catholic, first off, and second off, I feel a relationship should consist of more than just tail. The reason things didn't end well was because she felt I was taking it too slow. By the time we broke up, it didn't make much sense to foster another relationship before heading off to college, anyway.

At any rate, once I'm done with school, I'll be back in the market. Whatever happens after that happens. Maybe I'll meet the right one sooner, maybe later.

I don't understand why anyone expects anything else at this point. I've been here for three years now. :J


At any rate, as much as I totally thrive on the negative attention people see fit to shower upon my every statement, this is a thread about Bob and how to get HIM some tail.


Coming right out and saying it, yes, I'm a traditional prude and am very much into monogamous relationships and believe there's someone for everyone, etc.

Eh, fuck it, it's 12:30 in the morning here. Things are only going to continue downhill for me at this point, so I'll see you all in the morning. :J
http://pics.livejournal.com/miraigen/pic/000r1hhk

[Sithdarth]

I would say I'm not touching this topic with a ten foot pole but given the rather enormous amount of diseases floating around by now I'm thinking I'm going to need at least a 30 ft pole and some latex gloves.

[DFM]

I sounded so much dumber than I thought I ever would
But I don't know what to tell her, or if I ever even could
I don't wanna come off too strongly, I've complicated everything
I'm wondering if its worth it, if I'm holding two's or kings

Could I ever get a date without burning down some bridges?
Could I ever batter her ram shelter with my aching sirloin ridges?


[THANKS MES]

[Archbio]

I would say I'm not touching this topic with a ten foot pole but given the rather enormous amount of diseases floating around by now I'm thinking I'm going to need at least a 30 ft pole and some latex gloves.

Yes, you should poke the latex glove with the ten foot pole.

This is harder than it looks.

[Sithdarth]

Weak. I basically handed that one to you on a silver platter.

[Archbio]

Grind the hand on the silver platter?

Damn. That one doesn't really work so much.

[Premmy]

Handing you a beef platter...

[Mesden]

Rustle up the pudding hatch with the dude piston.

[Mesden]

If you wanted me to use platter then

Retrofit the quiver bone with the clam platter.

[Mesden]

Triple post the slather node, in the schlick cavern.

[Archbio]

I'm going to stick with silver platter personally for the next five years, on principle.

There's a whole Salome angle there.

[Premmy]

There's an angle in your salami? that must be hard.

[POS Industries]

Rustle up the pudding hatch with the dude piston.
If you wanted me to use platter then

Retrofit the quiver bone with the clam platter.
Triple post the slather node, in the schlick cavern.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/space.jpg

[Osterbaum]

Damn people, you make me feel like I'm a sex beast who get's sex a little too often. Which is not the case in my view.

Also, I'm having trouble with thinking which post of Mesden's to rep.

I'm totally a guy too. I have a fantastic mustache and everything.
That's only going to excite Osterbaum more.
I AM EXCITED

[Mesden]

Go with cranny axe that's a crowd pleaser.

[DFM]

Rep them all.

[Mesden]

Turtle wax the cod basket, with the loin bomber.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Lubricate the deodorant stick with the sweat pocket?

[Mesden]

nah man Lubricate is too obvious and sexually associated you've gotta go way out there.

[Mesden]

like

Excavate the gully notch with the wham axle.

Overall not the best euphemism but "Excavate" makes up for it.

Theory of sex euphemisms 101 hth

[POS Industries]

Jam pack the patty melt with coney dog.

[Mesden]

See that is a good one, he even had an underlying carnival theme he could follow up with like Power Dunk the dog balloon in the funnel cake etc etc.

[POS Industries]

See that is a good one, he even had an underlying carnival theme he could follow up with like Power Dunk the dog balloon in the funnel cake etc etc.
Full speed the tilt-a-whirl into the haunted house, imo.

[Sir Pinkleton]

Dribble a serenade with your flute to an open sheet book.

Or maybe, paint the river valley with your brush.

It's late. I'm going to bed.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Guys, I just worked it out. Statistically I'm likely to be all your fathers.

[Mesden]

Deep fry the ice cream cone in the love tunnel.

[DFM]

Mesden you are a machine.

[POS Industries]

Spin out the bumper car into the ring toss.

[Mesden]

Oil up the Slush(y) Machine, with the musk dumbbell.

[Premmy]

Serve the Chili-dog to the Pink Hedgehog.

[Mesden]

but don't be too fixated, themes are good but there's always room for a good ol ambiguous euphemism.

[POS Industries]

Seeing what you can do while playing within a set of boundaries is kind of a fun challenge, though.

Plunge the drop tower into the screamin' swing, for instance.

Or explore the house of mirrors with the tumble bug.

Freak out the gravitron with the Saturn 6.

Spill the cheese curds on the wave swinger.

[Mesden]

I like the tumble bug one, you've got a good head on your shoulders! I expect great things in the future of euphemisms from you, lad.

[Geminex]

Infiltrate the oil well covertly?

Teach me, oh great one.

[Osterbaum]

Guys, I just worked it out. Statistically I'm likely to be all your fathers.
Statistics don't lie!

[greed]

Statistics don't lie!

Redraw the graph with new hard data.

Edit: Widen the curve with a bigger sample size.

[Jagos]

Infiltrate the oil well covertly?

Teach me, oh great one.

No No... Drill for oil in the tunnel. The "covertly" isn't even needed.

Deep ocean sea diving.

Patch the hole in her software.

See? Much better.

I sounded much dumber than I thought I would. I don't know when I'll tell her how I feel and I don't want to come off too strongly. The situation is extremely complicated and I'm wondering if she's worth it.

Dude, you're wussing hard. Back off. Get your balls and put them back in your pants. You already gave them to her and you haven't even asked her out. But I can tell you what's going to happen next. "Let's just be friends" <------ If you wanna avoid this, learn how to tell a few jokes. Learn how to get a hobby like dancing. Show that you're busy. But pining over one girl when there are more out there is gonna make you look like a needy little guy. You wanna avoid that.

Don't even ask. Don't tell her how you feel. Just enjoy the time you have with her and do what you do instead. It isn't worth it if you don't already have your life in order.

If you wanna plow her field, you have to season it first. Getting the right seeds... Germinating, and taking out weeds is gonna take time. You gotta work on your own tools, to make sure they work, or they're just gonna break on you right when you need them.

[Nikose Tyris]

Last night you made fun of the banana pudding.

This morning holy shit you guys, just holy shit.

(Also I find it funny I got tail last night while everyone else was posting on a forum?)

FakeEdit: She just hit me for calling her tail, and said "You're on a forum board too, you idiot."

[Premmy]

If she has long hair, tell her you were talking about her pony tail......
then smack her on the ass all playful like... totally a good idea.... totally....
Edit: "Forum Boards" feels like "At the sound of the tone" or " Computer Internet" Like, it's technically right in some complicated way, but I still wanna punch you for it.

[Nikose Tyris]

Punch HER for it, she said it!

[Premmy]

Dude, I'm a cannibal, not a mysogynist.

[Jagos]

Unless you WANT me to eat your girlfriend.

I didn't even need to change that one...

[Premmy]

Yesss, that's the joke there, precious.

[Nikose Tyris]

Also our one gay roommate has gotten more tail then the rest of the apartment combined. What the hell?!

[Amake]

Do I detect some sexual frustration in this thread? Maybe we ought to change the topic to something more neutral, like monster truck wrestling (http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/wanda-manlyman-618x1024.jpg) (NSFW)*, to avoid hostilities.

*That picture is the number one result if you google for "monster truck wrestling". I have no idea. :D

[synkr0nized]

But if the thread's closed, how will they vent their frustrations?!