Pics from Tekken: Brie-Fu Vs. Karacheddar

[Premmy]

You know, when you get someone who is so exactly like your character to the point that they're less "acting" and more "modeling" and they still look stupid dressed up as them, It's time to admit your costumes look stupid
http://img519.imageshack.us/img519/4506/tekken.png
Linky (http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=63417)
Wesley Snipes just got back! He's doing bad crime drama with Don Cheadle! I'm sure you could have gotten him for Raven! yeesh.

Should be wonderfully bad, at least.

[Mirai Gen]

The plan to make a video game movie:

1 - Announce the movie with as little interest in making the plot interesting as possible.
2 - Design everything, including cast, set, and costumes, to generate as much fan interest as possible.
3 - ?????
4 - PROFIT!

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Oh my fucking god. This... this is atrocious. Just looking at those pictures I can literally smell the cheese already. They look like cosplayers... on some really under budget game show set from the nineties. And the "plot" sounds barely existant.

I can honestly see this being worse than the street fighter movie.

[Premmy]

I mean, your average fighting game has less plot than your average Kung-fu flick, which may or may not have less plot than an old porno, so you'd think when going from one to the other they'd add more. We'll see.

[Mirai Gen]

I can honestly see this being worse than Dead or Alive.
Fixed.

I mean yeah Street Fighter was bad but there's a whole circle of hell dedicated to that...thing.

EDIT: I do have to admit that the dude playing Eddie looks completely fucking perfect. The casting seems solid in looks alone but...the degree at which they're going for game-to-movie accuracy based purely on visuals is worrying.

EDIT DEUCE: And I have to admit I'm curious about this movie just to see how they're going to have Yoshimitsu get implemented. It will make absolutely no sense at best.

[Premmy]

EDIT: I do have to admit that the dude playing Eddie looks completely fucking perfect. The casting seems solid in looks alone but...the degree at which they're going for game-to-movie accuracy based purely on visuals is worrying.
Well yeah, That's Lateef "Eddy? oh you mean my twin brother, oh, dude, let me tell you about when he first got that call from Namco" Crowder of team Zero gravity, he's like Patrick Stewart for X-men, if he's not in your Tekken movie, you've fucked up. and He STILL looks dumb as hell in that get-up.

EDIT DEUCE: And I have to admit I'm curious about this movie just to see how they're going to have Yoshimitsu get implemented. It will make absolutely no sense at best.
Is'nt that the entire point of Yoshimitsu?

[Amake]

My money is on taekwondsleydale turning out superior.

As to the above picture, the first thing that stands out to me is that Christie doesn't make me want to immediately tear off her clothes. Clearly something has been lost in the translation here.

[BloodyMage]

I've heard a lot about this over the past couple of months and it seems like the movie is going to be very bad. I'm just waiting on the dvd release to see how bad, since it won't be released in cinemas over here.

[Premmy]

Okay, what the fuck is Nina wearing, I've gotten over Eddie's "Captain Brazil" outfit, even though you don't need to dress Lateef Crowder up for him to be Eddy, but what in the HELL is Nina wearing? And where are Kazuya's scars? First zuko, now this I WANT THEM TO DISFIGURE MORE ACTORS!

[Funka Genocide]

If that's Jin in the background, his hair is fucking stupid.

Jin with stupid hair, might as well have no Jin at all.

(Also, just judging by physique alone, Eddie is going to beat the shit out of everyone.)

[Premmy]

Dude,
http://www.juegoconsolas.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/jin_kazama1.jpg
If that's Jin in the background, his hair is'nt fucking stupid.

Jin without stupid hair, might as well have no Jin at all.
fixed

[Funka Genocide]

I can't get my hair to do that!

[Premmy]

I can, Psuedo-naps for the win!

[Bells]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/tekken00005.jpg

Oh Hai there Surprise Buttsecks!

Also, No King? Then Fuck this movie!

Also also... since when Tekken has god damn Axes in their battles?

Also also also... Female costumes are "Bad BDSM Porn" Bad.

[bluestarultor]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/tekken00005.jpg

Oh Hai there Surprise Buttsecks!

Also, No King? Then Fuck this movie!

Also also... since when Tekken has god damn Axes in their battles?

Also also also... Female costumes are WWE Bad.

FTFY.

But really? No King? As in no guy who's been in every single game with a consistent move set and appearance in each? Cripes, afraid PETA might try to bomb you over a fake leopard mask?

Actually, wasn't King mentioned to be an environmental advocate at one point? They totally could have worked that in if they had to.

[Seil]

I would like to see some capoeria - you never see that in martial arts flicks.
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9lc-vckVnA&feature=related)

[Funka Genocide]

If they had Tony Jaa in the movie I might watch it. It would still be terrible, but when that dude hits people it looks like they probably died in real life too.

[BloodyMage]

http://comingsoon.net/nextraimages/tekken00005.jpg

Also also... since when Tekken has god damn Axes in their battles?.

Tekken 6 introduced certain weapon moves so long as you customised the character properly.

Not that I'm defending this film. It looks and sounds horrible.

[Funka Genocide]

So if they turn this movie into a film just about King suplexing the shit out of drug dealers I'll go see it, can you guys let me know if that happens?

[Premmy]

Don't think it's coming out in theaters in US. I see no King, suuucks.

[Funka Genocide]

fuck that, does anyone even have a bad fanfic of King suplexing the shit out of drug dealers?

I'll accept pile driving the snot out of petty thieves as well.

[Premmy]

What about Headlocking mob-lawyers?

[Funka Genocide]

headlocking the bajeesus out of mob lawyers?

I can work with that.

[Premmy]

What Is/Are Bajeesus anyway?

[Funka Genocide]

it's a contraction for baby Jesus's

[Premmy]

Hmm.... that makes more sense then what I was thinking.
http://www.gokubi.com/images/peace/whowouldjesusbomb-thumb.png

[Funka Genocide]

I have a plastic Buddy Christ taped to my dashboard, your poster is only slightly less awesome.