A Zarkin' Frood
03-08-2010, 12:46 PM
After only six months of pleasant silence Krachfabrik strikes again. The latest Album, titled "Cacophonous Event Horizon", is well deserving of its name. The first track "I Think I Finally Snapped" is the violent introduction which may indeed snap some necks. Not in the heavy metal way, of course. With this fifth release InsaneGenius, the man behind Krachfabrik, doesn't show much of that electric guitars the first four albums had to a higher or lesser degree. Of course there's a string of profanities. Only it's in finnish. Anime and Movie inspired songs make a return as well as Zombie Knigge, who is what I assume to be the mascot of Krachfabrik. Then there are tracks InsaneGenius claims to be rather serious in nature. Yes at that point I started laughing too. The final song on the album, which has some German gibberish song title, ups the "Please make it stop"-factor of the opener by at least 12. All in all though, this album is the least cacophonous of all Krachfabrik releases, quite to the contrary of what the name suggests.
Iroquoy von Gaywilliardo - The Lolling Stone.Greetings NPF, I just finished the work on my latest album "Cacophonous Event Horizon" which I must force people to listen to now.
Of course it's free, like all my shit. Making money with this would most likely be impossible. Even though I've paid money for worse stuff. To be perfectly honest, it's much better than the previous releases. Compared to my old albums this is high art. But I like claiming all is bad.
I'm not good at putting music into boxes, so I'll just say it's electronica. I know electronica isn't a box but a whole warehouse, but at least you know it's not... country music or rock or whatever. To compensate for this I'll copy and paste the Last.fm tags for the songs here.
All songs are streamable (top right of the page) via the first link (which is the song title) and downloadable via the appropriately labeled other one. a Full album zip, in case anyone cares is somewhere out there as well.
Full album zip (http://www.mediafire.com/?zrt1tjmkqlc)
01 I Think I Finally Snapped (The Rainbows Neck) (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/I+Think+I+Finally+Snapped+%28The+Rainbow%27s+Neck% 29) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/356729535/I%2BThink%2BI%2BFinally%2BSnapped%2B%2528The%2BRai nbow%2527s%2BNeck%2529.mp3)
As already explained in the faux-review this is the violent introduction. Even though I say it like it's the worst song ever I already made worse stuff.
Last.fm tags: chipthrash, distort my bowels, electronic, free, free song, free songs, midicore, tivoli, wuts dat, zombie post-punk chiptune
02 In a World of Black and White (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/In+a+World+of+Black+and+White) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/358534847/In%2Ba%2BWorld%2Bof%2BBlack%2Band%2BWhite.mp3)
This was the first song I ever released without feeling like I just unleashed a plague upon this world.
Last.fm tags: wuts dat, trippy, freaky bells, freaky bell, rainbow crew deathroll
03 The Crazy Old Man Attacks (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/The+Crazy+Old+Man+Attacks) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/360420660/The%2BCrazy%2BOld%2BMan%2BAttacks.mp3)
This is one of the few songs on this album that doesn't have a rather gloomy sound to it.
Last.fm tags: blitz my bytes, electronica, give me my pumpkins back, take that youngsters, wuts dat, 42
04 Untot Begraben (Fauxpas II) (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Untot+Begraben+%28Fauxpas+II%29) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/383863900/Untot%2BBegraben%2B%2528Fauxpas%2BII%2529.mp3)
Then this one comes. The latest installment to the Zombie Knigge saga. It's set after the Defiler Trilogy but before "Das Ende des Zombie Knigge". The story is basically that after Zombie Knigge showed that snob how it's down over the course of the Defiler Trilogy he decides it's a good idea to lay himself to his well-deserved eternal rest again. But then he remembers that he has forgotten something and comes back to life during the funeral. He then proceeds to go to a disco with Max Mustermann and the dude he tortured during Defiler.
Last.fm tags: bass to the face, hooray for necrophilia, i herd you liek untot, just straight up awesome, wuts dat, zombie shuffle
05 Most People Think Showing Emotions Means To Be Happy (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Most+People+Think+Showing+Emotions+Means+To+Be+Hap py) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/384717187/Most%2BPeople%2BThink%2BShowing%2BEmotions%2BMeans %2BTo%2BBe%2BHappy.mp3)
After the first four tracks this one is rather quiet. Possibly the best song on the album.
Last.fm tags: classical instruments, electronica, foreboding, happy, how do you spell emo, ominous, reverse that stereo, with a silent knife, wuts dat
06 Decaying Organic Matter / Near-Life Experience (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Decaying%2BOrganic%2BMatter%2B%252F%2BNear-Life%2BExperience) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/385874429/Decaying%2BOrganic%2BMatter%2B%252F%2BNear-Life%2BExperience.mp3)
This song consists of two parts. As evident by the slash.
Last.fm tags: awesome, chipcore, dark, dark ambient, driv, electronica, fight club, free, free download, free downloads, free song, free songs, free track, [more "free"-tags] full song, ground-up bones make good cereal, i beat death at chess, wuts dat, zombie chip-metal
07 Vittu Saatana Perkele (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Vittu+Saatana+Perkele) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/388040009/Vittu%2BSaatana%2BPerkele.mp3)
Now, this is a lovely finnish string of profanities. I don't know what exactly it means, though. But that's not important. The Story behind the song is that someone taught me those three words.
Last.fm tags: deathchip, epic, finland rules, fucking fucking fucking, perkele, progressive midi metal, psychotic piano, wuts dat, you will gush out bodies by a collision with the bike [you wretched sailboat of plastic].
08 Crimson Conductor (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Crimson+Conductor) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/388984478/Crimson%2BConductor.mp3)
I made this song while I was watching Baccano a second time, so I gave it a Baccano inspired name. I hape that's okay with you.
Last.fm tags: baccano, baroque-core, beautifically majestic, beethoven meets darth vader in a london city street, electronica, rail tracer, wuts dat
09 Requiem For A Dream (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Requiem+For+A+Dream) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/389921043/Requiem%2BFor%2BA%2BDream.mp3)
I didn't really like this after I made it. But now I've changed my opinion. It's probably the most depressing song on this album which is why I named it after a depressing movie.
Last.fm tags: reverse that stereo, wuts dat, totally whack, brain gravy, zombie chip-metal
10 Blue Sky And Laundry Beyond The Grave (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Blue+Sky+And+Laundry+From+Beyond+The+Grave) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/391269859/Blue%2BSky%2BAnd%2BLaundry%2BFrom%2BBeyond%2BThe%2 BGrave.mp3)
One sunny day I decided that I should make a Gungrave song. To be more specific this song was inspired directly by the OST. It went downhill from there. I was basically finished with the songs when I noticed that I had somehow managed to lower the pitch by a very great deal. The song was basically ruined forever. But I didn't accept that. I brought it back, and it's now beyond the grave. The story can be read on the facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Krachfabrik/318783205422).
Last.fm tags: wuts dat, electronic, electronica, organs cant possibly do any good, tearing down walls, epic, no seriously wut is dat
11 Upward Spiral (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Upward+Spiral) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/392279811/Upward%2BSpiral.mp3)
This song has no particular inspiration. I just wanted to make a song called Upward Spiral.
Last.fm tags: wuts dat, trippy, electronic, zdoodumdoo, spiral
12 Am entweihten Grab des Regenbogens (Letzte Sicherung) (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Am+entweihten+Grab+des+Regenbogens+%28Letzte+Siche rung%29) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/392280963/Am%2Bentweihten%2BGrab%2Bdes%2BRegenbogens%2B%2528 Letzte%2BSicherung%2529.mp3)
There we have the bookend for this album. It's so beautifully ugly I called it an ode to cacophony. This song is pretty much what you'd expect a song by an artist called Krachfabrik to sound like.
Last.fm tags: cacophonous, meltphace, wuts dat
Iroquoy von Gaywilliardo - The Lolling Stone.Greetings NPF, I just finished the work on my latest album "Cacophonous Event Horizon" which I must force people to listen to now.
Of course it's free, like all my shit. Making money with this would most likely be impossible. Even though I've paid money for worse stuff. To be perfectly honest, it's much better than the previous releases. Compared to my old albums this is high art. But I like claiming all is bad.
I'm not good at putting music into boxes, so I'll just say it's electronica. I know electronica isn't a box but a whole warehouse, but at least you know it's not... country music or rock or whatever. To compensate for this I'll copy and paste the Last.fm tags for the songs here.
All songs are streamable (top right of the page) via the first link (which is the song title) and downloadable via the appropriately labeled other one. a Full album zip, in case anyone cares is somewhere out there as well.
Full album zip (http://www.mediafire.com/?zrt1tjmkqlc)
01 I Think I Finally Snapped (The Rainbows Neck) (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/I+Think+I+Finally+Snapped+%28The+Rainbow%27s+Neck% 29) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/356729535/I%2BThink%2BI%2BFinally%2BSnapped%2B%2528The%2BRai nbow%2527s%2BNeck%2529.mp3)
As already explained in the faux-review this is the violent introduction. Even though I say it like it's the worst song ever I already made worse stuff.
Last.fm tags: chipthrash, distort my bowels, electronic, free, free song, free songs, midicore, tivoli, wuts dat, zombie post-punk chiptune
02 In a World of Black and White (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/In+a+World+of+Black+and+White) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/358534847/In%2Ba%2BWorld%2Bof%2BBlack%2Band%2BWhite.mp3)
This was the first song I ever released without feeling like I just unleashed a plague upon this world.
Last.fm tags: wuts dat, trippy, freaky bells, freaky bell, rainbow crew deathroll
03 The Crazy Old Man Attacks (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/The+Crazy+Old+Man+Attacks) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/360420660/The%2BCrazy%2BOld%2BMan%2BAttacks.mp3)
This is one of the few songs on this album that doesn't have a rather gloomy sound to it.
Last.fm tags: blitz my bytes, electronica, give me my pumpkins back, take that youngsters, wuts dat, 42
04 Untot Begraben (Fauxpas II) (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Untot+Begraben+%28Fauxpas+II%29) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/383863900/Untot%2BBegraben%2B%2528Fauxpas%2BII%2529.mp3)
Then this one comes. The latest installment to the Zombie Knigge saga. It's set after the Defiler Trilogy but before "Das Ende des Zombie Knigge". The story is basically that after Zombie Knigge showed that snob how it's down over the course of the Defiler Trilogy he decides it's a good idea to lay himself to his well-deserved eternal rest again. But then he remembers that he has forgotten something and comes back to life during the funeral. He then proceeds to go to a disco with Max Mustermann and the dude he tortured during Defiler.
Last.fm tags: bass to the face, hooray for necrophilia, i herd you liek untot, just straight up awesome, wuts dat, zombie shuffle
05 Most People Think Showing Emotions Means To Be Happy (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Most+People+Think+Showing+Emotions+Means+To+Be+Hap py) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/384717187/Most%2BPeople%2BThink%2BShowing%2BEmotions%2BMeans %2BTo%2BBe%2BHappy.mp3)
After the first four tracks this one is rather quiet. Possibly the best song on the album.
Last.fm tags: classical instruments, electronica, foreboding, happy, how do you spell emo, ominous, reverse that stereo, with a silent knife, wuts dat
06 Decaying Organic Matter / Near-Life Experience (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Decaying%2BOrganic%2BMatter%2B%252F%2BNear-Life%2BExperience) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/385874429/Decaying%2BOrganic%2BMatter%2B%252F%2BNear-Life%2BExperience.mp3)
This song consists of two parts. As evident by the slash.
Last.fm tags: awesome, chipcore, dark, dark ambient, driv, electronica, fight club, free, free download, free downloads, free song, free songs, free track, [more "free"-tags] full song, ground-up bones make good cereal, i beat death at chess, wuts dat, zombie chip-metal
07 Vittu Saatana Perkele (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Vittu+Saatana+Perkele) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/388040009/Vittu%2BSaatana%2BPerkele.mp3)
Now, this is a lovely finnish string of profanities. I don't know what exactly it means, though. But that's not important. The Story behind the song is that someone taught me those three words.
Last.fm tags: deathchip, epic, finland rules, fucking fucking fucking, perkele, progressive midi metal, psychotic piano, wuts dat, you will gush out bodies by a collision with the bike [you wretched sailboat of plastic].
08 Crimson Conductor (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Crimson+Conductor) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/388984478/Crimson%2BConductor.mp3)
I made this song while I was watching Baccano a second time, so I gave it a Baccano inspired name. I hape that's okay with you.
Last.fm tags: baccano, baroque-core, beautifically majestic, beethoven meets darth vader in a london city street, electronica, rail tracer, wuts dat
09 Requiem For A Dream (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Requiem+For+A+Dream) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/389921043/Requiem%2BFor%2BA%2BDream.mp3)
I didn't really like this after I made it. But now I've changed my opinion. It's probably the most depressing song on this album which is why I named it after a depressing movie.
Last.fm tags: reverse that stereo, wuts dat, totally whack, brain gravy, zombie chip-metal
10 Blue Sky And Laundry Beyond The Grave (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Blue+Sky+And+Laundry+From+Beyond+The+Grave) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/391269859/Blue%2BSky%2BAnd%2BLaundry%2BFrom%2BBeyond%2BThe%2 BGrave.mp3)
One sunny day I decided that I should make a Gungrave song. To be more specific this song was inspired directly by the OST. It went downhill from there. I was basically finished with the songs when I noticed that I had somehow managed to lower the pitch by a very great deal. The song was basically ruined forever. But I didn't accept that. I brought it back, and it's now beyond the grave. The story can be read on the facebook page (http://www.facebook.com/pages/Krachfabrik/318783205422).
Last.fm tags: wuts dat, electronic, electronica, organs cant possibly do any good, tearing down walls, epic, no seriously wut is dat
11 Upward Spiral (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Upward+Spiral) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/392279811/Upward%2BSpiral.mp3)
This song has no particular inspiration. I just wanted to make a song called Upward Spiral.
Last.fm tags: wuts dat, trippy, electronic, zdoodumdoo, spiral
12 Am entweihten Grab des Regenbogens (Letzte Sicherung) (http://www.last.fm/music/Krachfabrik/Cacophonous+Event+Horizon/Am+entweihten+Grab+des+Regenbogens+%28Letzte+Siche rung%29) (Download) (http://freedownloads.last.fm/download/392280963/Am%2Bentweihten%2BGrab%2Bdes%2BRegenbogens%2B%2528 Letzte%2BSicherung%2529.mp3)
There we have the bookend for this album. It's so beautifully ugly I called it an ode to cacophony. This song is pretty much what you'd expect a song by an artist called Krachfabrik to sound like.
Last.fm tags: cacophonous, meltphace, wuts dat