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Bells
03-13-2010, 12:36 AM
Some of these might be gone from the spotlight, while others are still just going around... those people that are shown as "funny" but just.... aren't.

Let's talk about the unfunny!

Tracy Morgan... sometimes he works on 30'rock. On anything else? No.

Adam Sandler... never worked.

i think i can add pretty much half the SNL group in this too

Magus
03-13-2010, 12:43 AM
Oh, man, there's a million of these people. Will Ferrel is never funny, for instance. Chris Tucker was never funny. That movie Superbad wasn't funny. I just equate everyone in that movie together as not being funny since the movie just wasn't funny, why did everyone think that movie was funny? I didn't chuckle once.

Actually, one question: are we talking about people who aren't funny as in they are actual comedians who aren't funny, or the movies they are in may have lots of funny jokes and situations but as far as the actual star he or she isn't actually funny? Cause I think Adam Sandler has been in funny movies but Adam Sandler himself is probably not the reason...kind of hard to differentiate, I guess...

EDIT: Ben Stiller is also not funny. Wes Anderson's movies are not funny.

Marc v4.0
03-13-2010, 12:53 AM
Carlos Mencia

Mirai Gen
03-13-2010, 01:24 AM
Carlos Mencia

That's cheating. Everyone knows he's awful.

DFM
03-13-2010, 01:26 AM
That's cheating. Everyone knows he's awful.

Only when he has to use his own or other people's material.

Edit: Actually, Magus, Superbad was funny. Might want to edit your post now that you'd got some correct info.

Premmy
03-13-2010, 01:47 AM
You know who IS funny?
Gabriel Iglesias.
Dude's hi-LARIOUS.
Edit:
But Bizarro Gabriel Iglesias is'nt

Magus
03-13-2010, 02:11 AM
It's amazing how easy it is to mix those two up despite Iglesias being Hispanic. I guess fat trumps race in my mind as an easier categorizational tool or something.

I wish I could understand which part of Superbad was funny, I think there is some secret here I am missing. I just simply did not laugh at a single thing in that movie. I'm not sure if Judd Apatow was involved in Observe and Report but that is like the only Seth Rogen movie I've found to be funny, as well.

Premmy
03-13-2010, 02:21 AM
It's amazing how easy it is to mix those two up despite Iglesias being Hispanic. I guess fat trumps race in my mind as an easier categorizational tool or something.

I wish I could understand which part of Superbad was funny, I think there is some secret here I am missing. I just simply did not laugh at a single thing in that movie. I'm not sure if Judd Apatow was involved in Observe and Report but that is like the only Seth Rogen movie I've found to be funny, as well.

Ralphie may does
"Adventures in da' Hood" bits and
"Bitches, Amirite?" bits

Gabriel Iglesias does
" Fat JOKES!" bits and
"Funny shit that happened to me, with sound effects" bits.

Jagos
03-13-2010, 04:32 PM
Carlos Mencia

Don't even get me started.

Yrcrazypa
03-13-2010, 10:30 PM
I too didn't find Superbad the least bit funny. And the same goes for Will Ferrel, and Dane Cook, though mentioning him is cheating too.

Bells
03-14-2010, 12:48 AM
i saw one show of Dane Cook and i liked it... then i noticed that he does the same thing over and over and over...

Drownball-Champ
03-14-2010, 02:22 AM
I find Dane Cook funny occasionally, but only when it's been a while since I've seen his stuff.
I also didn't find Superbad funny at all.

Three people come to mind(other than Mencia):

Seth Rogan
Sarah Silverman
Kevin James (his stand-up)

PCD
03-14-2010, 03:58 AM
Seconding Sarah Silverman, nothing about her show appeals to me. The Sasha show goes along with it, and shows of that whole "stupid and morally vacant" thing that has been catching on doesn't make me laugh, it just irks me and makes me wish someone with common sense would slap these people around.

DFM
03-14-2010, 04:14 AM
I saw one or two episodes of the Sarah Silverman show, and those were funny, so I guess you guys are wrong again!

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
03-14-2010, 09:47 AM
I saw one or two episodes of the Sarah Silverman show, and those were funny, so I guess you guys are wrong again!

No.
Sarah Silverman is not funny.

Dmitri Martin is though, and I hate that he shares the hour with her.
He deserves the full hour.

Premmy
03-14-2010, 11:11 AM
Jeff Dunham

DFM
03-14-2010, 11:28 AM
Dmitri Martin is though, and I hate that he shares the hour with her.
He deserves the full hour.

Dimitri Martin is an unfunny hack who should get a schtick that isn't being a D Grade Mitch Hedberg. I didn't think anyone thought he was actually funny, but I guess at least now I have a name to contribute to this thread.

Jeff Dunham

Him too.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche
03-14-2010, 12:01 PM
Dimitri Martin is an unfunny hack who should get a schtick that isn't being a D Grade Mitch Hedberg. I didn't think anyone thought he was actually funny, but I guess at least now I have a name to contribute to this thread.


Mitch was great, but he and Dmitri's acts are similar only in their surrealist nature

McTahr
03-14-2010, 12:07 PM
Tosh/Whatshisface.

Dude's less funny than Bob Saget trying to do family stuff.

(Of course the opposite end of the spectrum is Bob Saget doing stand-up.)

And Sarah Silverman holds a special special place in my heart so bugger all ya haters right in the bugger-hole.

Mirai Gen
03-14-2010, 03:23 PM
I'm going to throw out there that I only hate Sarah Silverman because I saw the commercials for her show and it looked about as unfunny as you can possibly get without it reaching lethal levels. I've never actually even seen her show.

If it actually is funny, well, egg on my face I guess.

Kerensky287
03-14-2010, 04:46 PM
Dimitri Martin is an unfunny hack who should get a schtick that isn't being a D Grade Mitch Hedberg. I didn't think anyone thought he was actually funny, but I guess at least now I have a name to contribute to this thread.

I like his stand-up simply because it's so similar to Hedberg. I like his show because he actually writes really good skits - admittedly when he does stand-up, he occasionally seems to lose his train of thought, or he tries too hard to get the audience to imagine the situation he's talking about, but it looks like when he can put these ideas into a script, it turns out really well.

Magus
03-15-2010, 06:13 PM
I don't remember Mitch Hedberg doing sketches or drawing on a tablet or playing instruments or whatever...comparison seems off. Wish Hedberg were still alive, but I say that about a lot of comedians/comedy actors who've died off...

Fenris
03-15-2010, 08:42 PM
DFM

Flarecobra
03-15-2010, 09:02 PM
Sacha Baron Cohen. I just don't see the appeal to him at all.

DFM
03-15-2010, 09:32 PM
I like his stand-up simply because it's so similar to Hedberg. I like his show because he actually writes really good skits - admittedly when he does stand-up, he occasionally seems to lose his train of thought, or he tries too hard to get the audience to imagine the situation he's talking about, but it looks like when he can put these ideas into a script, it turns out really well.

I haven't seen his show, so I'm just going off his stand-up. Show could admittedly be uproarious.

Sacha Baron Cohen. I just don't see the appeal to him at all.

Foreign stereotype incarnates travel about America and pretend to make people feel awkward by saying rude things about penises and/or jews. I mean, that's kind of like saying you don't get the humor of someone slipping on pudding or something, the appeal is pretty obvious. Unless he also does stand up in which case I had no idea he actually had personality outside of his characters.

DFM

Hey you haven't talked to me for like two years maybe stop by and say "Hi" every now and again.

Fenris
03-15-2010, 10:00 PM
Do the countless unanswered voicemails not qualify or what?

h4x.m4g3
03-15-2010, 10:21 PM
Seth McFarlene

I mean at one point a long long time ago I had one or two funny jokes, then he made 3 series, a couple movies, some specials with the same joke. Then eventually tried to replace just going Republicans are dumb and bad amirite? Again and again and again...

DFM
03-15-2010, 10:28 PM
There are a lot of things wrong and unfunny about Seth McFarlene but calling republicans dumb is never not funny.

Do the countless unanswered voicemails not qualify or what?

If they did I guess wouldn't be bringing it up would I?

Jagos
03-15-2010, 10:33 PM
Do the countless unanswered voicemails not qualify or what?

Maybe try texting and stop showing up at DFM's house at 2 in the morning?

POS Industries
03-15-2010, 11:25 PM
Maybe try texting and stop showing up at DFM's house at 2 in the morning?
But if it's 2 in the morning then he's probably going to be there.

My pants, however, are not.

Aerozord
03-16-2010, 01:56 PM
you know, even if Sarah Silverman's show was the most hilarious thing on the planet I'd still hate it because she, or atleast her character, represents everything I hate about human beings. Of course its not funny on top of that. Thus one of those few things that I not only ignore, but find its very existance an insult to the human race

Another show that falls into that catagory is Tim and Eric. I honestly do not see any appeal of it. Only skit I liked was the one where they were beating each other to death, I didn't think it was funny, I just liked seeing them hit in the face repeatedly

EVILNess
03-16-2010, 02:12 PM
I share a love hate relationship with Jack Black. I think he is funny, but only when he isn't being SUPER HYPER WAAAAAAAH Jack Black. He was great in Brutal Legend and Kung Fu Panda.

Hmm, maybe his calling is in VA?

Osterbaum
03-16-2010, 04:33 PM
I think that different people enjoy different styles of humour and part of a so called sophisticated sense of humour is seeing the worth and funnyness of different styles.

Premmy
03-16-2010, 04:34 PM
Another show that falls into that catagory is Tim and Eric. I honestly do not see any appeal of it. Only skit I liked was the one where they were beating each other to death, I didn't think it was funny, I just liked seeing them hit in the face repeatedly

I don't know ANYONE who likes Tim and Eric, I think they're banging the president of Adult Swim something fierce, cause I have no idea how they get five seasons, and Moral Orel gets cut down and cancelled.
I think that different people enjoy different styles of humour and part of a so called sophisticated sense of humour is seeing the worth and funnyness of different styles.

Well, yeah that's perfectly valid and all and since I'm ALWAYS saying shit like that around these parts I should probably agree... but FUCK Tim & Eric.. seriously.

Yrcrazypa
03-17-2010, 11:11 PM
I don't know ANYONE who likes Tim and Eric, I think they're banging the president of Adult Swim something fierce, cause I have no idea how they get five seasons, and Moral Orel gets cut down and cancelled.


Well, yeah that's perfectly valid and all and since I'm ALWAYS saying shit like that around these parts I should probably agree... but FUCK Tim & Eric.. seriously.

Back when I was in 'Tech School,' people were watching it completely drunk out of their minds and laughing at everything. So I think that's the point, watch it drunk/stoned out of your mind and it magically turns funny.

DFM
03-18-2010, 01:23 AM
you know, even if Sarah Silverman's show was the most hilarious thing on the planet I'd still hate it because she, or atleast her character, represents everything I hate about human beings.


You shouldn't be so hard on the jews, bro.

Marc v4.0
03-18-2010, 04:45 AM
Back when I was in 'Tech School,' people were watching it completely drunk out of their minds and laughing at everything. So I think that's the point, watch it drunk/stoned out of your mind and it magically turns funny.

So does the wall and the carpet. Or nothing. Nothing was the funniest thing ever when stoned.

Tim and Eric are bad people and they should feel bad

Yrcrazypa
03-18-2010, 07:48 AM
So does the wall and the carpet. Or nothing. Nothing was the funniest thing ever when stoned.

Tim and Eric are bad people and they should feel bad

Never been drunk or stoned before, and I agree with you. I had no idea what was going on when I was 'watching' it, and by that I mean I was on my laptop in that room, because it was the only place I could pick up the wi-fi signal. It was... horrible, my eyes were in pain.

synkr0nized
03-18-2010, 09:43 AM
Altering one's state should not be a prerequisite to enjoying something meant to be funny.

Also, arguing opinions itt.

Neistle
03-18-2010, 02:55 PM
Going to throw my list of unfunnies....

Will Ferrel
Sean William Scott
Steve Karrel
Jim Carrey (dude was funny once, not anymore)
Michael Bay (Yeah hes a action director but jebus Transformers 2 should have been Scary Movie 5: featuring the cast of Transformers, all of the attempts at humor in that movie killed it)
The scary movie writing staff.

I could go on but I ahve to get ready for work....

Nuklear Waste
03-18-2010, 09:12 PM
Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

NVash
03-27-2010, 08:12 PM
40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, Napoleon Dynamite... none funny.

Will Ferrel, Tracy Morgan, Sarah Silverman, Keenan Thompson and most of the SNL cast, none of them are funny either.

Most stuff on Adult Swim isn't funny. 12 Ounce Mouse, Super Jail, Squidbillies, Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Drinky The Crow, they should trash all this mess and go back to square one. Thankfully 12 Ounce Mouse and Drinky The Crow doesnt air much anymore, but Tim and Eric and Squidbillies won't stop. Not to mention, why doesn't Kevin Smith have enough sense to do Clerks The Animated Series on there? I'm sick of reruns, I want new eps! That show was awesome!

Family Guy isn't funny anymore. The Family Guy movie was trash. The Cleveland Show is occasionally funny. Never liked American Dad.

Mike McC
03-30-2010, 07:41 PM
Denis Leary.12 Ounce MouseTo be fair, 12 oz. Mouse isn't exactly intended to be funny. It's intended to be David Lynch levels of surrealistic. It's practically Dada. And, it's pretty fantastic when viewed from that perspective.

Premmy
03-30-2010, 07:47 PM
Fuck you, Dennis Leary's awesome
(Unless i'm mistaking Dennis Leary for some OTHER Willem Dafoe look-alike)

Mike McC
03-30-2010, 07:49 PM
Fuck you, Dennis Leary's awesome
(Unless i'm mistaking Dennis Leary for some OTHER Willem Dafoe look-alike)Denis Leary is only funny in that he is a second rate Bill Hicks. He pretty much stole his persona from Hicks, and some material as well.

Aerozord
03-31-2010, 05:31 PM
To be fair, 12 oz. Mouse isn't exactly intended to be funny. It's intended to be David Lynch levels of surrealistic. It's practically Dada. And, it's pretty fantastic when viewed from that perspective.

that seems like grasping for straws. but to be fair, it is in no way entertaining in any facet. So even if its not intended to be funny, it still fails as entertainment

Yumil
03-31-2010, 06:30 PM
Will Ferrel is never funny, for instance.
Not necessarily (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b70226fc1f/what-happened-in-albuquerque-from-the-goods). If Will Ferrel is in the whole movie, he's never funny, just annoying. If he's in it for a couple of minutes, he can be pretty funny.

Mike McC
03-31-2010, 08:20 PM
that seems like grasping for straws. but to be fair, it is in no way entertaining in any facet. So even if its not intended to be funny, it still fails as entertainmentHow is it grasping for straws? Matt Maiellaro has stated 12 oz Mouse was inspired by Theater of the Absurd and David Lynch. Of course, you do know that David (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_qWIlgemp9k) Lynch (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyo15SbfwwM) has (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loKZ1uWIIFs) made (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhaFaBBulrk) his (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BBIpUvW_SBI) own (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ms0ttg8po) sitcom (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Q2dqcChk5w), correct (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JNL5l8ODAY)?

Anyway, Ozmo is pretty fantastic, it's a shame it's so reviled. Guess you just need to have a proper mindset.

Aerozord
03-31-2010, 09:45 PM
How is it grasping for straws? Matt Maiellaro has stated 12 oz Mouse was inspired by Theater of the Absurd and David Lynch.

that doesn't change the fact it sucks

Mike McC
03-31-2010, 09:47 PM
that doesn't change the fact it sucksHow do you know? When you watched it, you were under the wrong mindset. Of course, now you are so dedicated to the thought of it sucking that you can't see it any other way. Oh well.

Aerozord
03-31-2010, 10:12 PM
entertainment should not require such a thing. I can appreciate something for what it is as long as its done well. Whatever it was trying for, all it succeeded in doing was sounding like they just recorded a bunch of people smoking pot. It sucks because its bad, and I said you were grasping for straws for trying to find some way it doesn't. I know good surrealism, dont care for it, but can appreciate it. In my opinion, it is not good

Mike McC
03-31-2010, 10:17 PM
Actually, being in the wrong mindset can greatly alter perception. Seeing one thing while expecting something else can greatly sour one's opinion of this unexpected intrusion.

Mondt
04-01-2010, 12:06 AM
Steve KarrelSteve Carell** and you take that back

greed
04-01-2010, 12:23 AM
Not necessarily (http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/b70226fc1f/what-happened-in-albuquerque-from-the-goods). If Will Ferrel is in the whole movie, he's never funny, just annoying. If he's in it for a couple of minutes, he can be pretty funny.

Also the Celebrity Jeopardy sketches on SNL way back when were hilarious. Maybe he should play the straight man more often.

NVash
04-01-2010, 08:59 AM
I just think Will tries too hard, that's all. Its almost like he demands you laugh at his jokes, and doesn't just let them be funny on their own. I think Tracy Morgan is nearing that level too.

I may have seen 12 Ounce Mouse with the wrong mindset. TBH, I don't care. I've seen every episode at least twice because Adult Swim needs better programming and everyone knows it. It's what time when it came on? I'm about to go to sleep, I don't care what it's aiming for. It's on a block of funny shows, such as The Boondocks and Robot Chicken. Sure, they require some thought but I never drew parallels to stuff I never heard of. Maybe I'm out of the loop, but I say it sucks and I'm glad it's off the air. They need to bring Stroker & Hoop back.