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Tev
03-14-2010, 05:29 PM
These people seem a little more legit. Or at least a little more reasonable anyway...

Looking for a little bit of civil political discussion with your decaf latte? Well the newly formed Coffee Party movement may be for you.

Evolving in the United States over the last couple of months through social media in response to the conservative Tea Party movement, coffee partiers share the Tea Party's disillusionment with mainstream politicians.

Internet traction

Saturday saw over 350 Coffee Party events held in cafes across the United States and abroad, bringing activists together in person for the first time for a national day of conversation and, of course, espressos and cappuccinos.

"If our children acted like our politicians are acting right now they would be grounded for a very long time," says Ryan Clayton, a Coffee Party spokesperson in Washington DC.

Like the Tea Party, the Coffee Party is a movement, not a registered political entity. But that is where the similarities end.

The Tea Party is a loose affiliation of activists from all over America who are distrustful of the federal government, and what they see as bloated government spending.

Over the past year Tea Party groups have held a number of loud, angry rallies across America denouncing President Barack Obama and other politicians.

The first national Tea Party convention in February featured former Alaskan governor Sarah Palin as its keynote speaker. Unlike their Tea Party counterparts, who want a smaller government with less influence, coffee partiers believe government can provide solutions, and they want politicians to work together in a more civilized way.

"We need to get together as citizens and show them [politicians] that we can sit down and talk about these issues; that we can solve problems and develop solutions; that we may not agree on everything, but that we can agree on a lot," says Mr Clayton.

Silent majority?

Founder Annabel Park, who began the Coffee Party on her Facebook page out of anger at the Tea Party and its growing influence, has seen it rapidly gain traction on the internet.

Its Facebook page has picked up over 138,000 fans in less than two months.

While the Tea Party can claim to have already helped win elections, including the vote for the new Massachusetts Senator, Scott Brown, can the Coffee Party gain the same sway on American politics?

"We're trying to approach politics differently so it's hard to compare the level of influence," says Annabel Park.

"Changing the political culture is not something you can measure by saying how many elections you've won."

But she maintains the coffee party represents the silent majority, who feel angry at politicians but do not want to voice their frustration by adopting the same aggressive and frequently negative tactics the Tea Party has.

"The two-party structure is just not working. There are so many of us who feel these labels are outdated, that we're much more complex and interconnected. And people are coming to us exhilarated that there's finally a place for them to have a voice," she says.

So when do the other beverages get a party?

Osterbaum
03-14-2010, 05:43 PM
I'm going to start the Cocoa Party.

Tev
03-14-2010, 06:10 PM
And what brand of politicking would the Cocoa Party stand for?

Osterbaum
03-14-2010, 06:55 PM
We'd oppose all this pansy sitting around tables talking about stuff and instead support radical action! And then we'd have hot cocoa with some minty booze afterwards.

Tev
03-14-2010, 06:59 PM
What news organization would be your sponsor? Fox News is already taken by the Tea Party and I'm sure this new Coffee Party is going to fall under MSNBC's jurisdiction. That leaves.....CNN?

Osterbaum
03-14-2010, 07:03 PM
Screw that. We don't need a sponsor. Except possibly a company that makes cocoa.

Tev
03-14-2010, 07:09 PM
So....Nestle?

GrandMasterPlanetEater
03-14-2010, 10:29 PM
I'm founding the Vodka Party. Its mission is to get all of the lawmakers to come together and get them stinking drunk before they're allowed to write any laws. My theory is that whatever batshit-crazy stuff they come up with can't be any worse than what they're making sober.

Donomni
03-15-2010, 11:46 AM
We need a Soda Party: No particular affiliation, just common sense.

That and free soda. Free soda is always a plus.

Eldezar
03-15-2010, 11:52 AM
The Orange Juice Party sponsored by ESPNews.

Tev
03-15-2010, 12:27 PM
My roommate proposed the idea of the "Mixed Drinks Party". It would be a party of reason, social and fiscal responsibility, and for increased taxes. Each member would get a mixed drink of their choice and a tennis ball. The drink is for drinking, the ball is for hurling at members who say dumb things. The rule being that if you are assaulted by tennis balls on four separate occasions, you are ejected from the party.

Certain political and news personalities are to be balled on sight. Sarah Palin, Glenn Beck, really any Fox News affiliate, Katie Couric (I don't get this one but he seems to not care for her), Rush (the idiot, not the band), etc.

Odjn
03-15-2010, 05:12 PM
Dibs on the Everclear Party.

Raiden
03-21-2010, 03:37 PM
I can't even drink cold green tea anymore, since now it's always associated with racism.

Xellos
03-26-2010, 11:16 PM
The Orange Juice Party sponsored by ESPNews.

Shouldn't you have some sort of sports drink? How about the Powerade Party?