The Marvelous Misadventures of Asshat! [REBOOT]

[Token]

Token here. As followers of my Twitter know, my laptop hates me. As mentioned in the first thread, my power cable broke, causing a hiatus. What I didn't mention there is that when I got it back, it turned out that it had gotten all virused up. I had to "restore it to factory settings." In other words, delete everything. This was particularly problematic, as I had never actually backed up the Let's Play I spent a few months working on.

Whoops.

For a few days, I attempted to get back to where I was before the barrage of failure I affectionately call The Clusterfuck. Tonight, after hours of frustration, I decided "fuck it." It would take much less effort to restart the whole thing. AND SO. I did. Luckily for me, I could fit a reboot into the story I had planned for the LP. With everything I had planned out, "time travel" would be relatively tame. The idea of a reboot was also unappealing, to be honest. It would be kind of stale watching me do the same shit with the same commentary again. Luckily, I figured out how to add in a fresh twist. This will essentially be a different LP that happens to share the same characters. And so, Asshat is finally back. This time with a reasonable rate of updates. :dance:

Tl;dr: Asshat's back in the past, unlike Samurai Jack! (For clarification, everything from the last thread still happened from Asshat's perspective.)


Episode One: In Which Many Fucks Are Whatted.


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Uhn...
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What? Oak?
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What are you talking about? I already... my head...
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I know. We've met. You asked me to fill the Pokedex for you.
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Yes, I know.
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We've had this discussion. Can you get the Pikablu out of my face now please?
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That's great. But I'm pretty sure you came into my room and told me this exact same shit a few days ago.
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For the love of Zapdos. I thought I was the amnesiac. Hmm. Maybe I can use this to my advantage... My name is:
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Finally. Now maybe people will stop calling me that fucktarded name...
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Of course. I really should have known better.
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It's already unfolded. I have three badges already and a crapton of Pokemon.
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Those are two of the most blatant lies I have ever heard.
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I told you. We've done this already. Stupid senile old pedophile...
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You know I hate you. Why would you say that? :mad:
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Whafuck. Where are my Pokemon? And why am I back in my room? I was just in the Ecruteak Pokemon Center...
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Really? I already showed him that damn egg. Why'd he tell you instead of just calling me like he always does?
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What.
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What.
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What-what-what-what.
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This is weird... It's almost like I've... No.
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I'm probably just really high or something. I couldn't possibly have gone back in time.
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Oh. Well fuck.
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Of course you do. I don't know why, but I blame Joey for this.
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Jeez. I really have gone back. What the hell did I do to deserve this?
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I mean, other than the constant blasphemy, and pissing on the Ilex Forest shrine...
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Celebi's shrine. Damn. Okay, can't say I didn't deserve that one. Note to self: don't urinate on the shrines of gods of time anymore.
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Well, if I wanna get Leatherhed back, I have no choice, do I?
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Yeah, sure. Just point me in the direction of the nearest Totodile.
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Already picked. I've grown attached to the little blue bastard.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Yeah, I know. I'll be back before you can say "Jumping Jack Flash."
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Oh. You have to be creepy first. Damn.
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I didn't hate you in the future. Hopefully it was be the same in the presn... Holy Arceus these tenses are going to be annoying. Right. You. Don't piss me off, that's the point I was trying to get across.
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Good start.
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Ugh. Here we go again. But first... maybe deities won't hate me as much if I do something nice...
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HEY! SHITFACE! TAKE THE ONE ON THE LEFT! THE OTHER ONE SUCKS.
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Well, that's my good deed for the decade. It was one hell of a big one as well. If I hadn't done that, the poor fucker would be stuck with a Chikorita. I'd probably cry if I ever had to train one of them.
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Yay battle. I need to hurt something! :)
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So, since I'm in the past, does that mean I can reuse all of my puns again?
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I'll work on some new ones to be safe, I guess. But first: TOTODILE, ROCK ITS SHIT! :dance:
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Wha... what.... WHAT THE FUCK?!

TO BE CONTINUED

[Geminex]

Argh. Virused up? That sucks.

...

Though the rebound was probably the awesome thing you could do. Chikorita... gold.

[Flarecobra]

One emote says it all...

XD

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

If you decide to capture Hoothoot, my inner child demands you name it Wol!

[Token]

I don't have any Pokeballs yet, but if I do catch one, I'll keep that in mind.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You da bestest Token.

Seriously though, if no one get's the reference, go back to your childhood!

[bluestarultor]

Dammit, Token, you're making me want to play Gold/Silver! And I never even PLAYED either of them before!

[The Argent Lord]

I saw that end coming about one panel before it happened. lol. Great restart!

[Token]

Dammit, Token, you're making me want to play Gold/Silver! And I never even PLAYED either of them before!

Don't. Pick up Heart Gold or Soul Silver. After ten years, the originals are only good for the nostalgia, and if you never played them back in the day, they'll just seem weak.

I saw that end coming about one panel before it happened. lol. Great restart!

I was worried I was telegraphing it too early, but I'm not too woried about a screen or two before the reveal. Glad you like it.

[bluestarultor]

Don't. Pick up Heart Gold or Soul Silver. After ten years, the originals are only good for the nostalgia, and if you never played them back in the day, they'll just seem weak.

Which one would you suggest personally? I am seriously considering doing this.

[Token]

Which one would you suggest personally? I am seriously considering doing this.

I've always been a Silver fan personally, but they're both great.

[DarkDrgon]

just go with whichever legendary looks cooler to you. I prefer gold because flying fire birds are cooler to me than swimming birds

[bluestarultor]

Actually, HeartGold arbitrarily gets 2 extra exclusives. Source: http://serebii.net/heartgoldsoulsilver/exclusives.shtml

Looks like, with my Omastar and Arcanine preference, plus the fact that both Ho-Oh and Lugia are in both, I'm going to have to go HeartGold.



Edit: OMFG, this game is worth it! I'm like totally manic right now and I can't even buy Pokeballs yet!

[The Argent Lord]

It's not really that is has two more exclusives so much as two more of its exclusives have evolutions.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Welp, I know what I am getting. Heart Gold just so I can get me a Growlithe

[bluestarultor]

Phantom's loving HeartGold so much he's planning on getting SoulSilver and borrowing his ex-girlfriend/best friend's DS so we can trade and junk.

Also, I've officially caught more and more diverse Pokemon from the Pokewalker than from the game. XD

P.S. The Pokewalker, unlike most pedometers, has an accelerometer instead of a mechanical vibration sensor, so instead of shaking it to cheat, you have to just wave it around.

[Thadius]

...Why couldn't you have picked up the Cyndaquil and burned all that stood before you? Fire is the only solution, you know. I even made it perfectly clear what would happen to everyone in my game by naming my Cyndaquil Pyromania. It has burned the very stones and the oceans, it has burned every gym leader and every one that dares face me in a rematch. It even freakin' burned Red into a Red-shaped stain on the mountain.

[Token]

Cyndaquil is actually my favorite; what remains of Johto and Kanto in Soul Silver can attest to that. TyBROsion and I have left a path of destruction and despair from New Bark to Mount Silver. Children cry when I walk to their town, my giant firey whatever-the-hell he is by my side.

But.

Considering my well established disdain for Chikorita, I thought it would be funnier. Think of it as a challange run.

[bluestarultor]

Cyndaquil is actually my favorite; what remains of Johto and Kanto in Soul Silver can attest to that. TyBROsion and I have left a path of destruction and despair from New Bark to Mount Silver. Children cry when I walk to their town, my giant firey whatever-the-hell he is by my side.

But.

Considering my well established disdain for Chikorita, I thought it would be funnier. Think of it as a challange run.

Chickorita is basically the Charmander of the game. It's weak to the first gym and doesn't really have anywhere to shine.


P.S. DO NOT try to use the Pokewalker like a Rare Candy. You miss out on any skills they'd normally learn. Plus, for early levels, it's easy enough to level them up normally.

Also, you'll randomly get Pokemon who join you, so you can pretty easily just run with it.

Also also, you can get some sweet 'mons from battling in the 'walker.

[Ecks]

Chickorita is basically the Charmander of the game. It's weak to the first gym and doesn't really have anywhere to shine.


P.S. DO NOT try to use the Pokewalker like a Rare Candy. You miss out on any skills they'd normally learn. Plus, for early levels, it's easy enough to level them up normally.

Also, you'll randomly get Pokemon who join you, so you can pretty easily just run with it.

Also also, you can get some sweet 'mons from battling in the 'walker.

Like Surfing and Flying Pikachu? And Bounce Magikarp (good for getting a free Bounch Gyarados, instead of having to grind BP for it) and Selfdestruct Munchlax and Zen Headbutt Beldum and okay I'll stop now.

But holy shit, Token. I what-the-fucked myself when I saw the twist.

Worthy of M. Night Shamalayn or however its spelled.

[bluestarultor]

Like Surfing and Flying Pikachu? And Bounce Magikarp (good for getting a free Bounch Gyarados, instead of having to grind BP for it) and Selfdestruct Munchlax and Zen Headbutt Beldum and okay I'll stop now.

But holy shit, Token. I what-the-fucked myself when I saw the twist.

Worthy of M. Night Shamalayn or however its spelled.

More like, "hey, well over half of my Pokedex has come from transfers from the 'walker and they're all WAY better than what I could catch in the wild at the moment." It's actually pretty easy to catch them, too, and level is not a factor. I got two level 8 Onix with a level 6 Pidgey that randomly popped into my Pokewalker when I emptied it.

[Ecks]

More like, "hey, well over half of my Pokedex has come from transfers from the 'walker and they're all WAY better than what I could catch in the wild at the moment." It's actually pretty easy to catch them, too, and level is not a factor. I got two level 8 Onix with a level 6 Pidgey that randomly popped into my Pokewalker when I emptied it.

I love when that happens.

I also love carrying Thor (my Zapdos) in my Pokewalker. Dunno why, but something about walking around in public with my Zapdos just feels awesome.

[Token]

Token here. Sorry for the late update. At least it didn't take a few months this time, eh? :sweatdrop

So yeah, in case the title of this episode didn't give it away, I'm pretty much doing these first few episodes on fast-forward. I doubt you all want to see me do the exact same battles over again, so until I get back to Ecruteak, I'll only be showing important battles.

EPISODE TWO

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WHAT. NO.
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UNBE...
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UNBE-MEWDAMN-LIEVABLE.
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I realize I'm a bad person. It's kind of my thing. Some people cope by hallucinating that their Pokemon talk to them. Others become perverted fucks. I deal with the stress this journey- and these people cause by becoming the biggest douche to ever douche a douche.
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I've made orphans cry. I gave a Gym Leader a crushing uncertainty about their own gender. I swear, I urinate on a god's shrine, and I'm generally unpleasant.
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But I never did anything. Anything at all. Not a goddamn thing that would warrant Karma sticking me with a goddamn-hippy-ass bean for a starter Pokemon.
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Unacceptable.
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It's just unacc... what the hell is this?
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You think you get to... NO. You don't get to eat. You consume nothing but my disdain until you win me a Gym Badge.
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The nerve of that little-Doo-doo-doo-doo!-bastard.
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Crackas be triflin'.
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And the little shit thinks it's worthy of Leatherhed's name.
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Bitch, I had three badges and a team of godless killing machines. If it weren't for that stupid little pixie, I'd be burning Cherrygrove down for being in my way.
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I don't even mean in my way to somewhere. This shitty little town is in my way simply because it's in Johto. Fuck Johto.
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No. Shut the fuck up and give me the map card I'll never use.
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You're welcome. Bitch.
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Less talking, more rewarding.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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I seriously can't believe this. A fucking Chikorita.
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It makes being sent back in time and having to do this shit over again just a mild inconvenience.
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I don't know if I want to live in a world where that's the case.
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More (Doo-doo-doo-doo) accurately, I don't know if I want Johto to live in a world where that's the case.
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I wonder if there's a word for killing an entire region. "Regicide" sounds nice, but of course it's taken.
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Oak, I don't say this nearly enough. Fuck you.
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This reminds me I need to hook my Pocket Monster Gear back up to the internet. Damn.
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Fan-fucking-tastic. Everyone always does. Or will. They were? Ugh. Stupid time travel tenses.
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I know. You accidentally gave me a Chiko-fucking-rita. And now I'm trying to figure out a way to annihilate the entire Johto region.
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I've noticed. Damn thing barely beat a level 3 Hoothoot.
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Step One: Give me Totodile.
Step Two: Give me a Master Ball or seventy.
Step Three: Point me in the direction of the nearest Celebi.
Step Four: Cut a hole in the bo- WHOOPS. I mean. Commit suicide.
Step Five: ???
Step Six: PROFIT!
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Just because I'm going to doesn't mean you shouldn't shut the hell up.
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You're even more annoying the second time around.
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I wouldn't call it a "Pokemon." Maybe a Magikarp's cancerous testicle.
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Are you actually suggesting that I'm not worthy to use a Chikorita?
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I... You will know the true meaning of rage.
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...
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Mother of fuck.
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...
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Kill you.
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Your name is Dicktoe.
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You will burn in the everlasting fires of my hatred.
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Ugh... My head feels weird...
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I heard you're a fag.
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I battled a trainer like a fag? Yes. Yes I did.
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I think he's taken. Last I checked, his ass seemed to be pretty infatuated with my foot.
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Like I said.
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Y'know, I want to be surprised. I really do. I shouldn't take it for granted that whatever other gods I've annoyed want to fuck me over. and yet, I do.
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I don't know why I even bother anymore.
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Leathy.... It's kind of weird not having you by my side. For now, I'll put up with this stupid plant, but as soon as I can, I'll be back for you.
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And by "put up with, I mean IGNORE IN FAVOR OF MY NEW GUYS."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/071.png
Some quick POWERLEVELING later. I boxed Gaga, since she can't learn any actual attacking moves until level 9, and I'm too lazy to bait and switch her for four levels against level 2-4's.
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You.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/073.png
I could leave now. Just walk away. I don't really have any reason to go on this journey anyway. Is it really worth it?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/072.png
No. I've gone through too much shit to give up now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/074.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/075.png
Try harder.
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I hate you so much that I will defeat you with my Chikorita.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/078.png
MINIBOSS BATTLE
TokenASSHAT VS ANNOYING STALKER GUY (pre-stalking)
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/079.png
I swear to Arceus, if you lose to The Rat I will feed you to Stabbeak.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/080.png
In other words: EXTER-MIN-ATE! EXTER-MIN-ATE!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/081.png
There we go.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/082.png
You don't deserve any other Pokemon.
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For once, I actually agree with you...now I feel dirty.:(
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Taurosshit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/086.png
At this point it's not that I'm tough, more that you suck enough to get your ass whipped by a Chikorita.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/088.png
Wait... He doesn't have it in this timeline! I'm free!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/089.png
Uh, sorry kid. I don't have a Pocket Monster Gear.
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More catching!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/092.png
Also: Violet City.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/093.png
Also: Violet City Gym.
BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS EMO BIRD DUDE (again)
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/094.png
Sadly, I can no longer just Rage your Pokemon to death. Instead, I will bury them under rubble.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/095.png
Oh no, it's super effective! :ohdear:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/096.png
Haha no. It's okay Pidgey. I'm sure it happens to a lot of gu-ROCK THROW.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/097.png
Damn straight.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/098.png
Oh no. It is a Level 9 Pidgeotto. Whatever will I ROCK THROW.
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I uh... I don't like this.
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Ka-SWITCH.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/101.png
And that's why Mud Slap sucks.
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She stabbed you. With her beak. Hence: Stabbeak.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Also: Egg.
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And Sprout Tower I guess. Geeze. It's not like I need Flash anyway.
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Unless it's Wally West. He's far more awesome than someone dressing in red spandex has any right to be.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/107.png
I mean, the dude makes clothes out of GOESFAST.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20002/108.png
But I digress. My point is...
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Violet City is my bitch.

[Grimpond]

Kittan does remind me of a bee now that I think on it. Awesome redux, can't wait for episode 2!

e: ISN'T THAT RIGHT, ZACH?!

[Token]

Edited the second half of the episode into my last post. If I'm going too fast, lemme know.

[DarkDrgon]

im ok with the speed until we get back to where the other one was. then id slow it down a bit

[Dracorion]

Funny how Asshat doesn't realize that he can just walk around Joey.

[Wigmund]

Kinda wish you set it up so that Joey still calls you despite you not giving him your number. Joey could be the only other person that remembers the previous timeline and the differences between the two have driven him insane and he wants to kill the noticeable differences...namely Asshat, so now he could have called (because he remembers it from before) and did his whole "My rattatatata is the bestest!" speil and then slipped into taunts about Leatherhead no longer being a Totodile and so on.

Otherwise, I'm enjoying it and glad you have done the fast forward.

[Token]

Kinda wish you set it up so that Joey still calls you despite you not giving him your number. Joey could be the only other person that remembers the previous timeline and the differences between the two have driven him insane and he wants to kill the noticeable differences...namely Asshat, so now he could have called (because he remembers it from before) and did his whole "My rattatatata is the bestest!" speil and then slipped into taunts about Leatherhead no longer being a Totodile and so on.

Otherwise, I'm enjoying it and glad you have done the fast forward.

I did actually give him my number offscreen. I wanted it to be a surprise for the next episode.:sweatdrop

As for the rest, that would require far too much work on my part. I update late enough without having to go and edit images.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You named Hoothoot Wol. I love you long time.

Good episode, even if you kinda hard ofn Chikorita (my 'mon of choice in Gen2)

[Flarecobra]

I know who's to blame.

http://th00.deviantart.net/fs70/300W/f/2010/138/f/7/AT___Silver_by_frzdragon.jpg

He wanted to dump it off and screw you over at the same time, and he might know about the "reset" and that's how Asshat ended up getting screwed over like he did.

[Ecks]

I realize I'm a bad person. It's kind of my thing. Some people cope by hallucinating that their Pokemon talk to them. Others become perverted fucks.

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj53/i_am_annoyed/slowpoke-pokemon.gif

[Arcanum]

Bionicle reference for the win. Also I laughed way too much at this:

It's just unacc... what the hell is this?

You think you get to... NO. You don't get to eat. You consume nothing but my disdain until you win me a Gym Badge.

Glad to see you're sticking with it despite all the crap that happened. (And yes I lurked your entire other LP before it got shitcanned by the aforementioned "crap that happened")

[Flarecobra]

*MIGHT* have something special planned. Just waiting on Token's word.

And now I have it.

And now...I bring you, The Journal of Kris.

(AKA something I decided to whip up to keep ya'all entertained while we wait for Token's problems to go away.)

Entry 1: "A New Player."

Hi, if anyone decides to read this, my name is Kris. I'm a trainer of Pokemon, though I'm not sure if I've got any kind of specialization. I just prefer to get things done in a hurry, and move on.

I'm currentally writing this in Goldenrod, just having bought a journal and a little camera. I'll try to get as many pictures taken as I can, though sometimes I might just forget. I'm a little scatterbrained about that. *Gives a weak smile*

Anyway, let me introduice my team.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/9/91/Spr_2c_156.gif

Here is my starter, Quilava. He just evolved as I was leaving Ilex Forest. He's a quiet sort, and doesn't like to fight.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/6/64/Spr_2c_206.gif

This is Dunsparce. The first one I've ever caught. While Quilava doesn't like to fight, she relishes it, and so far has defeated both Falknor and Bugsy on her own. It's like she's permantly PMSing or something...

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/1/13/Spr_2c_163.gif

Hoothoot. Not much to say about him. Seems really pathetic and cowardly if you ask me.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f2/Spr_2c_069.gif

My bellsprout was rather sad, and not that good in a fight, but ever since I gave it a Miracle Seed and tought it Cut, it's performance has remarkably improved.

http://archives.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/5/58/Spr_2c_060.gif

And now we reach my last one: Poliwag. He's quite the hypnotist, but his attack ability is rather weak otherwise.


Oh, hey, the nurse just asked for me.

http://sadpanda.us/images/139823-BS81X1Z.png

Me: "Hey, thanks."

http://sadpanda.us/images/139837-F0X8Y00.png

Anyway, on my way up here, I spotted a sleeping Nocowl in a tree. Seeing as my Hoothoot has been fairly pathetic, I decided this an upgrade oppertunity. After knocking it down with a rock, I sent out a Bellsprout and used it's fairly weaker attacks to chip it down to the point where I can capture it in a ball.

http://sadpanda.us/images/139838-G4HV04R.png

Headed to the computer, I notice a few other people here. Is it just a hangout spot, or is the gym here that hard?

http://sadpanda.us/images/139839-NVQ6JPD.png

Anyway, I activate it and look at my storage.

I use the built-in stat checker, and examine Hoothoot and the Noctowl I just got.

http://sadpanda.us/images/139841-B8VXXR4.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/139842-8IPY8WC.png

Seems I've got a decision to make. I'll sleep on it, and get to you in them morning.

*Entry ends*

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Huzzah more LP goodness!

[Flarecobra]

(And now, the second entry. And NO one pointed out that I misspelled Noctowl at all!?)

Well, after sleeping on it, I decided to go with Noctowl.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141785-TUPHT4X.png
Yes, I'm fairly nocturnal. Doesn't help I'm fairly light sensitive, and bright sunlight hurts my eyes.

Anyway, I head back to the forest to give him a chance to fight, and to see how he performs.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141787-QGPL3JN.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141788-VSIH2FW.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141789-3X1ND3O.png
Ran into a guard, who seemed to have some kinda beef with me or something.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141790-V0B4F6E.png
I wonder if this is the same Keith that Ellis keeps talking about in Left 4 Dead 2...

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Fire-type eh? I know just the thing...

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Poliwag, you know what to do.
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http://sadpanda.us/images/141794-QAMXUTB.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141795-7CXG2LC.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141796-P7PKVPO.png
Perfect.

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http://sadpanda.us/images/141798-VQ7TVJ2.png
Be glad I didn't send out Dunsparce. Otherwise you'd be down a dog.

And I hope you dry it off soon...nothing's worse then wet dog.

Anyway, I head south a little more, and I see something a little curious.
http://sadpanda.us/images/141800-IU9Y3N5.png
Some guy just spinning around in place... why is he doing that?

I just move on, trudging though some grass, when suddonly...

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Ditto!

Oh, and for those who are wondering, the crossed out one is an egg that I was given to watch for some reason. What am I? A chicken or something?

Where was I...oh yeah, the Ditto.

I decide it's a good chance to use my new Noctowl.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141803-J8RB5U0.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141806-OORPL50.png
O'RLY? *Brick'd*

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And it even turns into a pokeball! No, seriously, note the color. Exactly the same.

Anyway, I spend some time getting to know her in the forest, then I head back up north when I get called out. I look around and see a girl approach.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141808-03KMNJ2.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141810-CO5SZH9.png
Me: No. I only battle for real.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141812-U4OE1ZI.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141813-YR2BON0.png
No, seriously. This ain't a practice battle.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141814-MI9D29G.png
And now you'll pay for not paying attention.

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A fatal woooooound!

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There was a second Hoppip, but it was knocked out so fast I forgot to snag a picture.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141818-3D0VX41.png
Huh, that's new.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141819-BJ3YE67.png
Me: Damn, no one-shot victory here.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141820-JCOD41Y.png
Yet it failed to capitalize it's extra turn of survival.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141821-YFNZLNA.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141822-93Q0VJ0.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141823-8EKTKT7.png
Me: Maybe if you didn't try "practice battles" and actually worked at it...And diversified your team...

http://sadpanda.us/images/141824-H1ZT3ZP.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141825-GWT3G7A.png
Me, thinking: Kris, get your mind out of the gutter, and stop imagining her in a cheerleader outfit.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141826-LWBH2R0.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141827-JMKO8ZH.png
So she's a cheerleader, and a thief?

http://sadpanda.us/images/141828-BFRZAPD.png
Me: I'm not just some pawn shop you know...

But I can use the money.

http://sadpanda.us/images/141829-OVIU196.png
http://sadpanda.us/images/141831-UIAB66W.png
Get a-thieving there stickyfingers.

Anyway, what wasn't shown was me and Noctowl battling. Well, I got some idea as to the personality. I'll make mention of her next time.

*Entry ends*

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Not a bad update. Not much on the humour side as I suspect thios is more straight laced.

btw one of the pictures is screwed up.

[Flarecobra]

They're all showing up fine here...which one?

EDIT: Except for the one without the close tag on it. >_>

[Bard The 5th LW]

Really happy to see this back, and Flare's updates are a good bonus to.

I never cared for Chikorita before, but I actually chose it on my first play through of Heart Gold. I mostly did it as a joke, because my two other friends had Typhlosion and Feraligator, but the little plant-thing grew on me. After a while, I just couldn't let her go.

Me: I want to add that Metagross to my team really badly, but I just don't have any room in my team. Damn it!
Friend: Dude, just get rid of the fucking Meganium.
Me: I can't! I've grown to attached! Don't make me get rid of her!
Friend: Just drop the damn thing in the PC!

[Ecks]

I really wish I could bring myself to put together that support Meganium I have in my to-do list. But I can't, because I think it'd be a waste of time. I already have a screener, several healing and other random support options... why waste my time making a sub-par version of what I already have superior options for?

[Token]

Really happy to see this back, and Flare's updates are a good bonus to.

I never cared for Chikorita before, but I actually chose it on my first play through of Heart Gold. I mostly did it as a joke, because my two other friends had Typhlosion and Feraligator, but the little plant-thing grew on me. After a while, I just couldn't let her go.

Me: I want to add that Metagross to my team really badly, but I just don't have any room in my team. Damn it!
Friend: Dude, just get rid of the fucking Meganium.
Me: I can't! I've grown to attached! Don't make me get rid of her!
Friend: Just drop the damn thing in the PC!

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who avoids putting my starter in the PC. I have so many better Fire types, but TyBROsion always stays in my party these days.

ANYWAY. Finally wrapped up high school, and I graduate on Sunday. Making sure everything was in place is a large part of why I haven't updated recently. (The other part is StarCraft because I finally buckled to my douchebag friends.) Updates will resume within the next few days. For realsies this time, I've already half finished Episode 3. Which, just so you know, gets me back to (or maybe finishing, I haven't decided yet) Eckruteak. That's right bitches, we'll be back to actually EXPLORING JOHTO! WOO!

[Token]

Okay. Double posts are bad, but most of the puns in this thing are worse, and I've gotten away with those. :D Where things stand: Part 3 is done. I'll update either late tonight, early tomorrow, or late tomorrow night. I'd be more specific, but real life is getting in the way. More specifically, grad parties out the ass tonight, and Graduation tomorrow from 1 until about 4. Kind of important. :sweatdrop

[Bard The 5th LW]

I know how it is.

Gotta take a 2 hour drive tomorrow for a grad party. Goddamn nausea won't help the ride.

[Token]

Where was I?

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Oh. Right. Standing on the corpse of Violet City.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/002.png
Quick stop in New Bark to show Totaro to Elm, and then I can move forward!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/003.png
Or I could stop at the Ruins... Fuck that shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/004.png
Better than Dolly, probably.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/005.png
Without Leatherhed (the REAL one, anyway), I'm gonna need another Water type.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/006.png
So...
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Here we go!
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And another!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/009.png
Because anything else is dumb.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/010.png
Some quick POWERLEVELing later, and Stabeak's beak pierces the heavens!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/011.png
I hate caves. Especially Johto caves.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/012.png
Got some POWERLEVELing done though, so it's all good.
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I'm gonna have to do this shit again, aren't I?
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Yep. All by myself. Dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/016.png
Unless... maybe this time he didn't "hurt" himself! It's possible, isn't it?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/017.png
Didn't think so.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/018.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/019.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/020.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/021.png
I'd feel sorry for you if this wasn't the second damn time we've had this conversation.
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The jackass who made you fall is laying facedown in the dirt by the exit, pretending to be hurt so that he can guilt trip me into kicking your asses. In all honesty, if you could just tell the guy standing in front of the gym to let me in, I'd hold Kurt down while you kick his ass. I'd enjoy it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/024.png
No? Very well, fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/025.png
Y'know, there's one Pokemon I hate more than Chikorita. Can you guess what it is?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/026.png
Wrong. It's your mother.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/027.png
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Kid, my mother is perfectly human. Also, you're a douche."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/028.png
The thing is, you're wrong.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/029.png
Well, you're right about the douche part, obviously. But your mother. Just looking at your ugly face, I can tell she must have been a Stunky or Rattata or something equally fugly.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/030.png
Why in the hell do you people always think I want to stop you? I had a Slowpoke! The bugger couldn't feel any pain, and they grow back anyway!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/031.png
Oh for fuck's sake.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/032.png
Drown'd!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/033.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/034.png
It'll be ruined even more if you get your asses handed to you by a kid with a Chikorita.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/035.png
Logic'd!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/036.png
Pohatu! You ready to... :cool: ...ROCK?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20003/037.png
Worldwide recognition of my comedic genius? Or just your asses out of my way.
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Typical. None of you fuckers listen to reason.
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Oh this just isn't fair.
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If I wasn't trying to get my damn badge, I'd feel bad.
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I'm sure I'll have so much trouble. What with Team Rocket's might army of Normal and Poison types.
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So, here's the thing. You lot are from Kanto right?
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And you're basically just over here to annoy Johto? I can respect that. Really. I hate these fuckers. How about this: you stay the fuck out of my way, and I sit back and watch you make Johto citizens unhappy. It's win-win.
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I'm going to assume that means you accept my terms. If any of you Rocket crackas get in my way again, I will destroy them. Then, to drive the point home, I will hunt you, Mr. Proton, down. I will kick your ass so hard that my foot will be married to your sphincter in nineteen counties. Understand?
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...How the fuck did you get my number? :confused:
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No. It's Johto out.
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But seriously. How do you have this number?
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That's not an answer! That's the opposite of an answer!
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For fuck's sake, my Pocket Monster Gear is OFF.
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I... how... muffins...
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Fuck I hope not.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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So, since I'll be kicking Bugsy's ass in a few minutes, ROLL CALL!
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Pohatu. Pretty rad, and unlike his namesake, actually badass. Probably the most destructive member of my team.
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Kittan's awesome as well, but some new moves really couldn't hurt.
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Sayrune is the newest, but he's dependable. I think the little bugger should be able to propel me straight to the top.
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Stabeak, is also tough as hell. She hasn't lost a battle yet, and I doubt she will any time soon. I think it's safe to say that all of my Pokemon are pretty fucking rad. :D
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Oh. Right. This fucker. It's still not allowed to eat. Or speak. Can't believe the fucker has the audacity to use Leatherhed's name...
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Right! Time to go vent!
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You'll do nicely, Mister Shemale Guy-Chick.
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Oh dear Palkia. The giant mushroom we're standing by... I think I just got a contact high!
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BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS HERMAPHRODITE BUG NERD
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Wait. Giant mushroom?
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That's totally not... suggestive or anything.
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How did I not notice that the first time around?
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Kittan, Drill beats scythe. Unless it's Death's scythe. He's pretty rad.
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You think that's fury? You haven't come close to harnessing the power of hatred and rage. Kittan, focus on all the shit we've had to put up with.
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You know who caused all that shit?
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Probably Joey or Arceus or something.
But you know who we can take it out on? THIS FUCKER.
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KITTAN, HATE ATTACK!
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That's how it's done, bitch.
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Easy.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Mewdammit I forgot about you. :sweatdrop
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MINIBOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS ASSHATToken!
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I seem to remember you being much more difficult. :raise:
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I hate you too. Peace out.
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Well yes. I know that now.
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Couldn't you have told me that before I pissed it off-or pissed on it, for that matter?
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No-no-no-no-no-no-FUCKNO.
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We aren't going through this shit again. YOU. Get your bitch ass back before I fucking feed you to Stabeak.
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That's what I thought. Keep that fucking thing on a leash.
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Now I just need something to use it...
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You'll do!
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So. Celebi. Sorry for pissing on your shrine. That was ignorant of me. Please don't fuck with my life anymore k'thanks.
http://i45.tinypic.com/21orp8p.pngIt's coo'. That shit wasn't me anyway.
I...oh... then who?
http://i45.tinypic.com/21orp8p.png Damn nigga, how should I know? Get the fuck out of my forest.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Well, glad the Celebi mess is cleared up. Ish. Course, now I don't know why the fuck I was sent back in time...
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Not the best nickname, but it'll do 'til NPF thinks of something better.
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"It's like so far it's been all chain and no ball."
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Like a sex machine ready to reload, like an atom bomb about to oh-oh-oh-oh-oh explode!
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Don't stop me now! I was having such a good time, then you gave me a call!
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Oh, fuck yes.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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You aren't any less fucktarded the second time around.
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Don't give me that shit, you know what you did. Wait a second... game corner...
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:dance:
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Also: you don't fucking deserve the name "Leatherhed."
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You also don't deserve to evolve.
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OH RIGHT THIS BITCH.
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oh shit why are you at the front of my party no
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goddammit i am so sorry whitney i swear this never happens
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it's not you it's-what.
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Okay. Uh. I'm kind of in fucking shock. I'm just need a moment to take all this in...
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Moment achieved. Back to the-
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Dammit. Must have fulfilled it's usefulness quota for this century...
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There's no possible way that Pohatu will lose!
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What.
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Kittan?
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WHAT.
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WHA- oh right. I won.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Doo-doo-doo-STEAL!
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Doo-doo-doo-WATER!
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Doo-doo-doo-woodo!
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Doo-doo-doo-Ecruteak!
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Doo-doo-doo-douche!
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Yeah time machine that's great can I heal now?
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I couldn't care less.
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Stupid jackass with his stupid machine for sending things to the past...
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Wait, WHAT? Oh that son of a bitch!
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You wish it was that simple. Get your ass over to Mt. Mortar.
What?

NEXT TIME ON THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF ASSHAT:
Ghosts, Gerbils, and Gods!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

...I like Chikorita =(

[Flarecobra]

Well, that explains who sent him back.

[Great Cartoonist]

Palkia bribed Dialga to screw around with Asshat?

http://i50.tinypic.com/bdkrd2.pngAnd I have absolutely nothing to do with it. Nope. Seriously, I don't even bother to do family reunions anymore after that last fiasco with Giraturd, which was 3000 or so years ago.

http://i46.tinypic.com/9qz5dv.gif<Now you're just making crap up!>

http://i50.tinypic.com/bdkrd2.pngAm I?

[Token]

Not quite. Arceus won't figure into things, but Dialga and Giratina will. Asshat played an even bigger part though.

[Flarecobra]

He also doesn't seem to be RAGING as much... is it because he gets to indulge in some underage gambling?

[Ecks]

Is that supposed to be Palkia's portrait at the end or did you mean for it to be Dialga?

[Flarecobra]

Well, I imagine both had something to do with it, seeing as he was in a different spot (Space) and sent to the past (time)

[Token]

Is that supposed to be Palkia's portrait at the end or did you mean for it to be Dialga?
According to my notes and the script pre-reboot, Palkia is right. Dialga was only responsible for sending him back in time. I'd say more, but things will be made more clear in the next update. I'm honestly surprised that no one asked the big question after the first post in the old thread. I mean, I dropped a pretty big hint, and referenced it again somewhere around Goldenrod...

[Great Cartoonist]

I had considered, but chose not to on account of I want to let others figure it out.

Also, these new developments please me greatly.

[Ecks]

Ah, okay, that makes sense, in the "author's got a plan, just sit and wait for it to play out" kind of way.

Glad to see Asshat back in top form.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I like how calm Asshat seemed when Joey called. At least compared to earlier Joey calls. Perhaps he is slowly beginning to accept Joey as a force of nature, and unavoidable.

[Token]

I know I said I'd update a couple of days ago, but episode four is LONG. I've had it sitting on my photobucket for about a week now, and everytime I've sat down to try to write, it just hasn't worked. In all honesty, I've been having a lot of personal problems, and I haven't really been in the "funny" mood lately. I've consistently been able to write up to a certain point, but after that, I'm just... meh. Tonight, after about the sixth time I tried to finish this, I realized that right now anything I write wouldn't really be good, so I thought I should let you guys know. I'm not sure if I'm putting this on haitus again for a while until I snap out of my emoness, or if I'll just post smaller updates until I'm feeling myself again. Anyway, I didn't wanna just put it on hiatus without leaving you guys anything (again), so I thought I'd at least post the first chunk of episode 4. This is barely over a seventh of the whole episode, so at the very least I have a small buffer.

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Wha...what? Mount Mortar? Where is that?
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Maybe this jackass can shed some light on the situation.
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Apparently not. Someone in this town is bound to know.
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I'm not asking about some stupid dancing hookers, I'm asking about the goddamn geography! Is everyone in this region stupid?
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I...what...WHY IN THE FUCK WOULD I LEARN TO DANCE LIKE THE KIMONO GIRLS? I SWEAR TO FUCK, ALL I WANT TO KNOW IS WHERE A FUCKING MOUNTAIN IS! WHY ARE ALL OF YOU FUCKERS SO FUCKTARDEDLY IGNORANT? NOW ANSWER MY QUESTION BEFORE I FEED YOU YOUR OWN GALL BLADDER.
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Fuckfuckingdammit! If I go see these dancers will someone tell me what I need to know?
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You would be amazed by the enormity of how little I care.
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Congratulations. You're weak. Weren't you supposed to give me something?
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So I get to destroy their win streak, I get information, and a gift? I suppose that's acceptable.
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Although... If their Pokemon are so tough that his Rhydon can't even touch them... This might be tough.
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yeah it's beautiful who cares battle me.
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That is precisely what I was getting at. Jackass.
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One Pokemon... and it's strong enough to continually take down a Rhydon... I'll send out Stupidhed to gauge it's strength. It doesn't matter if the bean gets knocked out.
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What.
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That beat a...it's level sevente...WHAT?
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Clearly. What the fuck.
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Okay. Maybe that was just a fluke. You've gotta be stronger than the last one.
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You don't have a level seventeen, right? That'd just be depressing.
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...
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...
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At least this one sort of put up a fight.
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Maybe. Or maybe you're just weak.
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That's fantastic. I suppose it would be useless to expect a tough fight...
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But can Stupidhed take you down on it's own?
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Well damn. That's pathetic.
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You really didn't.
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Meh. I did, but after your weakass sisters, I can't really be arsed.
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Ugh. Fine then.
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Of course...
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...it's not like I'd actually need to put in any effort to kick your ass.
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Well I'm actually about as tough as I look. I'm a twelve-ish kid. It's my pet murderbeasts that have the power.
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Like hell you are. I bet you're just going to have another crappy Eevee evolution.
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I mean geeze. Eevees. Stupidhed can take them out!
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A Jolteon. Well that's just... :cool: ...unexpected.
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Wait shit I meant "shocking." Ugh, mewdammit...
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It's not so much that I'm good, as much as it is that your family is weak enough to be taken out by a fucking Chikorita. And Sayrune, I guess, although in all honesty, Stupidhed could have taken out the Flareon as well.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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I'm surfing to Sinnoh, catching Moltres, and flying back here to burn you fuckers down as soon as I get a chance. I could go to Kanto, I suppose, but I want to get as far away from here as I can. Besides, some "Red" asshole scared them all off, according to the 'Pedia.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Gee, I sure hope this doesn't foreshadow anything. ;)
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I wonder what this nickname could mean.
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Oh, it's about fucking time!
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Okay, so what am I supposed to do here?
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Anyone?
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Anymon?
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Any other mon?
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No? Weird. Anyway, progress!
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The town of the... Ninja? What? Isn't that Fuchsia? What the fuck?


Will our "hero" discover why Sinnoh's god of space-and-not-time-fuck-you-guys-I-totally-know-what-I'm-doing called him to Mount Mortar only to totally stand him up? Will he ever admit his burning love for all things Johto? And will he realize that he totally broke sequence and forgot to get Ecruteak's Gym Badge? Find out the answers ("Yes," "The only 'burning love' anyone has for Johto can be cured with penicillin," and "Yes, and he's gonna be pissed") next time on: THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF ASSHAT!

[Token]

Still in a bit of a funk, but I've found that this makes a good stress reliever. At the very least, it gets my mind off things for a while. Heads up, this update deviates from the games, is fairly dialouge/infodump heavy, and may or may not be completely retarded. Also, there are far more penis jokes than there should be.

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Mahogany Town... I dunno why, but I think I'm forgetting something. Huh. Ah well, time to kick some ass at the Gym!
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Or, better idea: you leave so I can fight.
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That sounds fucking stupi- Hang on, an entire lake dedicated to rage? I... I may have found my home... BUT FIRST: Pokemart to stock up on items!
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Sadly, there's no Pokemart. Just this totally not suspicious shop run by good people.
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Dude, no, that's stupid. While you could probably get more for a Gyarados, raising them up takes too much effort. What you should do is sell Magikarp to newbie trainers in Pokemon Centers. The poor fuckers will totally fall for it.
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I don't even
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Right. "Incense." That's totally legit- what. There's an Oddish in there. I... I didn't know that's what people meant by "weed." I think you may be doing this wrong...
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No shit. That couldn't possibly be because the only thing north of here is the goddamn lake, could it?
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The phrase "stranger danger" comes to mind.
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I totally just realized I want a Sandshrew. Dunno why, just do.
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One KO'd it so fast I didn't even get a chance to see what it was. I should raise a team of these fuckers.
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Oh, right. That's why I want a Sandshrew!
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I'd imagine that RAGE is going on at the Lake of Rage.
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...I'm heading North from Mahogany Town! Where the fuck else would I be going?
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Woah! I am not that kind of guy!
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I don't just play with someone when I don't even know them!
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Especially when they have a crappy Clefairy.
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Hey, you totally wanted it. :crossarms:
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This acronym made sense at the time. Now I don't remember what it meant. :sweatdrop
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Well that just rocks. :cool:
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How underwhelming. I was expecting a lake made out of blood and fire. Maybe a giant crimson satanic dragon or something.
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Well it's the Lake of Rage. You wouldn't expect them to be going around hugging Skitty, would you?
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They're always angry, you colossal fucktard!
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Huh. At least I saw something I wanted. I'm totally catching that motherfucker! I'll just have Sayrune Surf out there and... fuck.
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Fucking fuck of a fucking fuck fucker. I forgot to get Ecruteak's badge! I can't surf yet!
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Rockets? What's up? Pissing off Johto douchebags?
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The what? Clearly you aren't aware of our arrangement. You don't fuck with me, and I refrain from kicking all of your asses.Hey, get out of my wallet!
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What.
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What.
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What.
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What.
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WHAT.
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I am going to acquire Ecruteak's badge. And THEN, I am coming back here, beating the everloving shit out of you, and feeding you to a fucking Rattata! Not even a decent wild one, no that'd be too fucking GOOD for you. I will fucking feed you to JOEY'S GODDAMN MOTHER FUCKING RATTATA. It will require me to breifly put up with him, but that's the only way to make sure your death will be even a tenth of how fucking demeaning and painful it should be. After I've disposed of you, I'm taking down your entire organization. The reason I'm telling you this is because I am slightly merciful. Alert your leader. Warn him that I am coming, and that I will utterly ruin. His. Shit.
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Ugh. I know I have to get through this cave to get back to Ecruteak, but it just pisses me off. What in the seven hells did that pink thing pop into my mind for? And why did it tell me to come here in the first place. Maybe I'm just crazy...
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Woah, shit! These things... they always give me a headache. What is that about?
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Ugh... okay... that was a bad idea. This is really bad...
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Feels like I might... pass... out...
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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpgHm. Might have been a little too soon. Might as well make the most of it.

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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg I should do this subtly and carefully. Don't want to break the poor mortal's mind.

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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg HEY JACKASS, WAKE UP.

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Ugh.. Where am I?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg Well it's about time.

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What? Who said that?
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http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg That'd be me.

Wh... What the fuck?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg OI! You watch your fucking mouth! You're talking to Palkia, the God of Space here! Show a little fucking respect!

You're a god? Always figured a deity could make itself not look like a giant walking penis.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg You really aren't a smart one, are you? That much should have been obvious, really. I mean, you did ask to come here.

I what? Listen Alien Penis God, you aren't making any sense at all.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpgNot a god FROM space, the god OF space. And besides, this should be obvious. You weren't from here, you wanted to be here, and somehow your dumb ass summoned me. One rip in space-time later, and you were here.

Hang on, I wanted to go to Johto? And you let me? Have I wronged you in some way?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg Well, you didn't want to be in Johto specifically, just the Pokemon world. Personally, I wanted to send you to Hoenn, but my sibling wasn't aware of that. You should count yourself lucky you even arrived in one piece, dimensional teleportation is a bitch. My father didn't delegate well, so any teleportation through dimensions has to be a joint effort between myself and Giratina.

One piece? I have no memory, no name, and I had to leave all the companions I've ever known in an alternate future because I got shoved back in time!

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg Oh, yeah. That was my bad. Dialga doesn't like it when we leave him out of things like this, so he got pissy and sent you back. As for your teammates... Well, that could have been handled better.

Ugh. Fine. So, what do I have to do to go back to my original dimension?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg What? You want to go back? After we went to all that trouble?

Yeah, that'd be fan-fucking-tastic. You have no idea how much I hate Johto.

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg You ungrateful little shit... Fine. You can go back, on one condition.

Which is?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg Defeat the strongest trainer in the land. Prove that you were worth our time.

That's it? I don't have to use a team of Rattata or sing you a pretty little song while I do it?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg You're antagonizing a god when he's being merciful. You really are fucktarded. Good idea though.Should be entertaining. Defeat the strongest trainer in the land, while singing. Prove that you were worth our time.

Wait what. I was kidding! You can't possibly expect me to...

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg You heard me. Get on that. Now, get the fuck out of my realm. Maybe if you're lucky I'll explain everything else to you later.

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Oh, no fucking way. Not again! No! Hang on... I actually have a couple of Pokeballs with me...
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Huh. Well, that's rad. Maybe Palkia isn't a complete douche.
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Of course, now I gotta get my ass back to Eckruteak.
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Okay. He's definitely not a complete douche. He just put my Pokemon from this timeline in the PC.
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I'm actually pretty glad to have Terry back. I was pretty attached to the little fucker. Now for real, back to Ecruteak!
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Goddammit. You.
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You know there is no way in hell you're ever going to win, right?
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Fine. Let's go!
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Fucking told you. Never call me again.
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FINALLY. Eckruteak!
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This shouldn't be too tough.
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Good question. Let's find out.
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Ping? Do I have to fight Pong next?
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Well, what do you know, I can damage them. Bitch. Now to take one step forward. :)
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What.:eek:
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Dammit! Motherfucking warp tiles! Okay. Let's think rationally here. There has to be a way to get to the leader, which means there's a path I have to follow...
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Aha! I thought so!
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No, I think I got it now.
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I just have to move so that I walk towards the next trainer, not the leader. Pretty simple, really. I doubt there was ever a single eight year old who was stumped by this for days until he gave up and looked online, introducing him to the internet, and a world of rumors, mysterious gardens, and Pokeballs under trucks. Nope, that would just be depressing and pathetic. Ahem, sorry. Rambled a bit. BATTLE.
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What, was "Skinny Grace" taken?
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Yes, I just made fun of you. Get over it.
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You know, I'm having trouble explaining through words just how little I care.
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Fantastic. Another crappy Ghost type I'll defeat in one hit.
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But mostly losses.
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There are many theories. Some say it came from an autistic Japanese kid with a fetish for bug catching. Others say gods did it. I met one of them, but my personal belief is that they were created solely to annoy me.
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Bullshit.
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So, I meant to ask Grace, but what the fuck is coming out of your head? I've seen Ghost Pokemon, they don't look like that.
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I, I, I noticed. I take it you aren't going to answer my question?
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Leader time!
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You're welcome. Good of you to have picked such an easy type to beat.
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Understandable. This is Johto, it's full of stupid customs.
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I've seen two of them. I think they just come to people who they want to piss off.
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Very secretly. I imagine that's why you train in the giant building with "Gym" on the front of it, and tell your story to any twelve year old who walks in here.
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Bugsy said the same thing. That was because of the giant fucking mushroom he was getting high off of.
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Wait what? Oh my fuck where are your hands? :crying:
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But... doing that is supposed to make your vision worse!
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Dammit, if we're going to battle, get your goddamn hands out of your pants!
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Okay, that's a start. Now the other one, please?
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I think what I love about Ghost types is how easy they are to beat.
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Speaking of "beating," will you please stop masturbating?
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At the very least, could you stop grunting?
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Okay, really, that's fucking disgusting.
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And really distracting...
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Okay, really, I can't focus on the battle like this.
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Seriously. Stop.
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STOP MASTURBATING!
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You're fucking drowning out my commands with your moans!
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Pohatu, use...
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I couldn't hate you any more if I tried.
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Dammit...
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Damn. Well, at least I still have Chikorita... who am I kidding.
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Dammit. Are you done yet? Wait, what are you... no put it back in your pants...
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GODDAMMIT ALL OVER MY CLOTHES
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That was... quite possibly the most mortifying visit to the Pokemon Center ever.
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Gonna stock up on Awakenings, just in case.
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REMATCH!
TokenASSHAT VS STONED GHOST WANKER!
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Okay, Pohatu, you got this! He doesn't have the stamina to go again for a while, we should be able to finish him off this time!
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HA-HA! What now?
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And again!
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I never thought I'd say this, but THANK ARCEUS FOR THE REFRACTORY PERIOD!
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I DO NOT WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE STATE OF YOUR PENIS YOU PERVERTED PILE OF SHIT.
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Wash it first.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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West si-ye-eed! I really hate myself sometimes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/206.png
Wait, a bit of Johto's history has burned down? That's... beautiful!
http://i49.tinypic.com/2a5lwuv.jpg
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/207.png
Oh, fuck dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/208.png
...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/209.png
Were you expecting Team Snagem?
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Wait, there are legendary Pokemon here? :aaa:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/214.png
Okay. That's fine.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/215.png
You are?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/216.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/217.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/218.png
Cool story, bro.
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I'm a wimp now?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/222.png
I mean geeze dude, you're so pathetic you don't even qualify for Boss Subtitles anymore. A wild Pokemon has qualified for Boss Subtitles.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/223.png
I am so fucking tired of Ghosts you have no idea
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/224.png
I guess it wasn't really fair to expect Terry to beat it by himself. Poor guy hasn't even been POWERLEVELed yet.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/225.png
Now, Kittan, on the otherhand...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/226.png
...is nowhere near that suicidal.
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Much better.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/231.png
Dick move, Dicktoe.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/232.png
Here we go.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/233.png
Don't even need to switch for this fucker.
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Are you shitting me? I just raped you so hard your STDs are crying!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/237.png
You know I'm right.
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And you would? Bitch please.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/240.png
Crappy move, but all I got rid of was Tackle, so it's all good.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/241.png
Besides, now he got dat Boom Boom Pow.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/242.png
Hey, I'm just trying to see if there are legendary Pokemon here! There's no need to be such a...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/243.png
...
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...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/245.png
...it's just too obvious, but I have to.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/246.png
Should I make an STD joke, or a flaccid joke...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/247.png
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/248.png
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC
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KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
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WHY? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT TAKE?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/253.png
JUST STOP IT!
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DON'T CALL ME!
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DAMMIT.
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THIS. I'LL JUMP DOWN THIS HOLE. WITH ANY LUCK, I'LL DIE.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/257.png
Allons-y!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/258.png
Well, I didn't die, but I did somehow land crotch first. I don't think the pain's caught up to me yet, but I imagine it will be agonizing.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/259.png
Holy shit those are...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/260.png
I don't honestly know. Cats?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/261.png
Dogs?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/262.png
Gerbils?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/263.png
Oh my fucking god they're moving!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/264.png
Oh shi-
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Uh...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/266.png
I think I just released three giant fucking gerbils unto an unsuspecting public.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20004/267.png
So, where to next? I did promise to beat the everloving shit out of the Rockets in Mahogany, and I want to get that crazy ass red Gyarados, but I should probably go to Olivine and Cianwood at some point. Suggestions?

[Grimpond]

Red Gyarados. DO EEET

[Flarecobra]

Head to Olivine. Be interesting to see what he does when he gets to the Miltank farm.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

And thus Asshat damned the world.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Red Gyarados, Asshat must do battle with it and kick Rocket ass while doing so.

[Lost in Time]

I say Red Gyarados too. I see him kicking the asses of the Rocket members so hard that he actually calms down a little bit and when he finally gets to the Gyrados, he's looking at it and go, "You know, this ain't doing it for me."

[Thadius]

Do what Shyria did. Catch the red Gyarados, then whenever you must battle team Rocket, whip out your abomination of nature sea serpent. It should always feel the same amount of rage you do.

[Token]

Do what Shyria did. Catch the red Gyarados, then whenever you must battle team Rocket, whip out your abomination of nature sea serpent. It should always feel the same amount of rage you do.

Giant empathic Rage dong. I approve. Anyway, caught the fucker, and have been trying to pick a nickname for him for a while now. I'm probably gonna go with Skittles, unless any of you have a better suggestion.

[Fenris]

Giggles

[Geminex]

Lowly worm

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lowly_Worm

[Grimpond]

would This Fucker fit?

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Mr. Smiles

[Bard The 5th LW]

Asshat should name it Token. The universe will then name it Asshat. Thus, you have named it after yourself. Only fitting to have rage beast named after yourself.

And honsestly, Joey seems to be a force of nature in this LP. He's unavoidable. He is a Universal Constant.

[The Argent Lord]

http://i48.tinypic.com/2yoa80l.jpg OI! You watch your fucking mouth! You're talking to Palkia, the God of Space here! Show a little fucking respect!

So after this like I couldn't help but read all Palkia's dialogue in the voice of an angry Irishman.

[Flarecobra]

It'd be his rage personified?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Yes, in fact, it should actually be fueled by Joey. Any time it gets soft in battle, Asshat should pull out his phone, call Joey, and have the Gyrados just listen to him talk for a minute to refuel its hate battery.

[Grimpond]

Yes, in fact, it should actually be fueled by Joey. Any time it gets soft in battle, Asshat should pull out his phone, call Joey, and have the Gyrados just listen to him talk for a minute to refuel its hate battery.

best idea ever.

[PCD]

Shoop Da. Any 'net geek who's seen a Gyarados use Hyper Beam instantly thinks of it.

[Token]

Shoop Da. Any 'net geek who's seen a Gyarados use Hyper Beam instantly thinks of it.

I already nicknamed Wooper Shoop Da.

EDIT: Oh right, went with Skittles.

[PCD]

Bluh, I couldn't remember if that was you or the Crystal LP I read the other day, my bad.

[mauve]

Name the Gyarados either Diplomacy or Ambassador.

Diplomacy is a great problem solver.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Imagine that every abuse heaped upon a Magikarp only fuels its hidden rage and creates a stronger Gyarados. Now, remember that the Lake of Rage was created when a Gyrados went bugfuck insane, blasted a large chunk of forest into a crater, and flooded the remains. Now what could have prompted this, especially considering that before the Lake there was no suitable habitat to find either Magikarp or Gyrados running wild in the area?

Many years ago, there was a village. Small, backwoods, folksy, as some would call it (and what Token might call a "fucking hole"). The only enjoyment the people found was in their food; cooking was a social pastime, with the greatest recipies treated with the same reverence as the family Bible. One day, a young man decided he was going to make a name for himself by concocting the greatest sushi recipie the village had ever seen. This man loved fish, and to him, there was no greater culinary implement than the deep fat fryer. So naturally, he sought to combine the two. However, he was faced with a conundrum; with the flesh roasted to a charred husk, how would his customers know they were getting the best, freshest fish possible? And then, it hit him (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ying_Yang_fish)...

Imagine the fate of the hapless Magikarp he chose to test his newfound genius upon; how it was ripped from its comfortable life in a sylvan stream, thrust bottom-first into a vat of boiling oil, while all the time it's head remained untouched, gasping for breath, glassy eyes darting here and there until they settled on the face of its tormentor, smirking mirthfully at the thought of his future fame and fortune.

Imagine the rage such humiliation and torment could stir within the heart of that small fish. And imagine when the results when that rage grew too great for its old form to contain...

Nothing remains of that town or its inhabitants now, of course. But something of that first Karp's rage was passed on through the generations, waiting to be unlocked...

[Grimpond]

Condensed Awesome

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk282/lordofchaos34/WAT.png

[RobinStarwing]

I say go catch that Red Gyarados and than name it Cthulhu so that everyone who sees it will be afraid of it's rage for good reason. An unstoppable monster of pure rage. ^_^

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

No no no NO!

Name Gyarados Shin-Ryu! Or Kaiser!

[Flarecobra]

Shyria....that...is awesome.

[Token]

Imagine that every abuse heaped upon a Magikarp only fuels its hidden rage and creates a stronger Gyarados. Now, remember that the Lake of Rage was created when a Gyrados went bugfuck insane, blasted a large chunk of forest into a crater, and flooded the remains. Now what could have prompted this, especially considering that before the Lake there was no suitable habitat to find either Magikarp or Gyrados running wild in the area?

Many years ago, there was a village. Small, backwoods, folksy, as some would call it (and what Token might call a "fucking hole"). The only enjoyment the people found was in their food; cooking was a social pastime, with the greatest recipies treated with the same reverence as the family Bible. One day, a young man decided he was going to make a name for himself by concocting the greatest sushi recipie the village had ever seen. This man loved fish, and to him, there was no greater culinary implement than the deep fat fryer. So naturally, he sought to combine the two. However, he was faced with a conundrum; with the flesh roasted to a charred husk, how would his customers know they were getting the best, freshest fish possible? And then, it hit him (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ying_Yang_fish)...

Imagine the fate of the hapless Magikarp he chose to test his newfound genius upon; how it was ripped from its comfortable life in a sylvan stream, thrust bottom-first into a vat of boiling oil, while all the time it's head remained untouched, gasping for breath, glassy eyes darting here and there until they settled on the face of its tormentor, smirking mirthfully at the thought of his future fame and fortune.

Imagine the rage such humiliation and torment could stir within the heart of that small fish. And imagine when the results when that rage grew too great for its old form to contain...

Nothing remains of that town or its inhabitants now, of course. But something of that first Karp's rage was passed on through the generations, waiting to be unlocked...

This may be the single most amazing thing I have read this year.

[Thadius]

...Okay clearly I need to rename MY shiny Gyarados to reflect such an awesome tale in some way or another...

[RobinStarwing]

I do have to admit though, that was an awesome piece of storytelling!

[Malek]

Imagine that every abuse heaped upon a Magikarp only fuels its hidden rage and creates a stronger Gyarados. Now, remember that the Lake of Rage was created when a Gyrados went bugfuck insane, blasted a large chunk of forest into a crater, and flooded the remains. Now what could have prompted this, especially considering that before the Lake there was no suitable habitat to find either Magikarp or Gyrados running wild in the area?


When I read this question, the first thing that came to my mind was time shenanigans involving Asshat's gyarados after far too many rage inducing phone-calls from Joey.
Perhaps he just gets sent there by Palkia and Dialga to piss off Asshat at some point? Alternatively, at the end of Asshat's adventure when he gets sent home, assuming he succeeds, his pokemon are sent back to where they were found, but for whatever reason although his gyarados gets sent to the right place, he gets sent to the wrong time and after some trigger event(maybe more joey shenanigans?) something inside him just snaps.

Shyria's explanation is good enough to be canon though.

[Thadius]

This also explains why there's a town of ninja next to the Lake of Rage. What few survivors there were of that day hid from the horrible wrath of the powerful Gyarados by retreating further inland. Over the years they honed their culinary skills to a deadly art. Every child is trained from birth the thirty pressure points there are on a Gyarados and how to best strike them. Never again shall the culinary ninja be caught off guard.

[Dracorion]

Wait a minute, hold the phone.

Mahogany town is ninja town?

... Are they, like, hiding or something all ninja-like? I mean, it's the only possible explanation, because I don't remember a single fucking ninja in that place. There's the crappily-hidden Rocket hideout, of course, but that doesn't qualify as ninja at all. And the Gym's theme is ice! The leader is an old man who is not at all ninja-like.

[Thadius]

Occasionally it pays to read the signs. Not always, but occasionally. In this case, you would have learned that yes, Mahogany is the town of ninja, with the 'hidden' modifier thrown in there somewhere.

[Token]

When I read this question, the first thing that came to my mind was time shenanigans involving Asshat's gyarados after far too many rage inducing phone-calls from Joey.
Perhaps he just gets sent there by Palkia and Dialga to piss off Asshat at some point? Alternatively, at the end of Asshat's adventure when he gets sent home, assuming he succeeds, his pokemon are sent back to where they were found, but for whatever reason although his gyarados gets sent to the right place, he gets sent to the wrong time and after some trigger event(maybe more joey shenanigans?) something inside him just snaps.

Shyria's explanation is good enough to be canon though.

There is so much that is hilarious about this, but I can't say why. I will say that I might give Skittles something like that as a bad end when Asshat is done with him.


EDIT: Update within 48 hours. I am now convinced that the game itself hates Asshat, and by extension, me. Joey has called six times in the past hour, and something ENTIRELY FUCKING UNLIKELY AND GODDAMMIT NEVER HAPPENS WHEN I PLAY THE REAL GAMES has occurred. Suffice to say, I'm pissed this is only a rom.

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/001.png
Right, time to give this Surfing shit a try. Allons-y!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/002.png
What the fuck, Sayrune evolved into a Lapras.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/003.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/004.png
I shouldn't say it. I really shouldn't.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/005.png
But I'm gonna anyway.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/006.png
Right, time to get me a motherfucking red Gyarados!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/007.png
Oh my Zapdos. It's...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/008.png
It's...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/009.png
IT'S FUCKING ADORABLE!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/010.png
D'awww! :3:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/011.png
It's even fucking cuter when it's sleeping! I must have it!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/012.png
:dance:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/013.png
I could probably pawn this.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/014.png
Who's the cracka in the cape?
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Um... do you not see all of those Magikarp?
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That's pretty rad, really. That means they will all become adorable. :3:
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Actually, I came here to capture the fuck out of Skittles.
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Bullshit. You don't have an adorable Gyarados. (Also, it's Token.)
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Not fast enough, bitch. :cool:
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It's Token, you spastic cock jockey.
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Lesse... I've met five Legendaries, released giant fucking gerbils into civilization, gotten four badges, and done so with a team that has a Beedrill and Chikorita. Yeah, I'm fucking rad.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/029.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/030.png
No fucking way in hell you fucking cape wearing motherfucker. Now that I have Skittles, I'm going to fuck the fuck out of Team Rocket's organization.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/031.png
I know. Those fuckers are gonna be crying when I'm done with them.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/032.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/033.png
Some of them are, I guess. Who cares?
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Good sleuthing.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/036.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/037.png
What? He just FLEW AWAY.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/038.png
OH COME THE BALLS ON!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/039.png
NO. I have to go help a superhero save some Magikarp or some shit.
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You're fucking retarded.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/042.png
If I battle you, will you never call me again?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/043.png
I will take that as a yes. Now, let's see what this radio broadcast is that's pissing off the wildlife so much...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/044.png
Oh dear Arceus, what am I listening to? Holy shitting shit! This... this is a real thing. They got someone to sing this. Clearly, he wasn't paid enough, because ANYONE ELSE IN THE WORLD HAS MONEY. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zhpipM8Cc8&feature=related)
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/045.png
The worst thing is that I can't stop Digi-listening.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/046.png
Just a bit of switching.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/047.png
And some research! Ugh, dammit, Bulbapedia's down. Again. Stupid 503... Okay. It looks like these radio broadcasts are more just a crappy DJ than anything else. According to a few other sites, the Magikarp's rage is due to some old fisherman jackass, blah blah blah... That shit's hardcore, actually. Okay, forced evolution... "There have been allegations that recent spikes in wild Gyarados population can be traced back to Fuchsia City in the Kanto region, and Mahogany Town in Kanto. Both are known hotbeds of ninja activity, with ties to Team Rocket. Fuchsia's Koga denied these claims, stating that he has had no contact with the Rockets since the events of three years ago... Mahogany's leader could not be reached..."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/048.png
Shit. Ninja. That can't be right, can it? Wait a second...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/049.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/050.png
Well balls. I had better warn Lance.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/051.png
Or I could just go and get some badges. Dude's a superhero, he can handle a few ninja, right?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/052.png
Dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/053.png
I don't see him anyway.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/054.png
I'll just stop in that shop run by stoners, then head back west.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/055.png
Wait, what?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/056.png
You just... but... illegal... perfectly nice druggies... superhero...WHAT?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/057.png
I was gonna come get some items before you fucking HYPER BEAMED THAT POOR FUCKER.
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They're high! You can't attack them just because they have shitty taste in music!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/060.png
Fucking fuck man!
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NO! You crazy motherfucker! I will have no part in this. I mean, they're playing Party in the USA right now! I love that song! Fuck you, Lance. Fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/063.png
That nigga's trippin'.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/064.png
I mean, trippin more than those other guys.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/065.png
I mean, really, they just havin' some fun! And besides, it's Johto. That shit's legal here.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/066.png
Although, if it's legal to just Hyper Beam a bitch when they piss you off...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/067.png
No. It's not nice to kill people.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/068.png
Even if it is Johto.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/069.png
Although, with any luck, those ninja will kill Lance. Then good music everywhere-and the digirap, I guess- will live without fear.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/070.png
And I will put my hands up; they'll be playin' my song, and the Butterfree will fly away...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/071.png
Nodding my head like NO!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/072.png
Fucking dammit, I will battle you later!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/073.png
:argh: I don't care!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/074.png
I am going to beat you in the most embarrassing way possible.
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Team of Magikarp?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/077.png
No, then I'd have to go back to the Lake of Rage...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/078.png
Course, they might be playing Party in the USA again by then...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/079.png
Where was I? Ah yes: Butterfrees fly away... Butterfrees... Oh. Yes.
Then he got an idea! An awful idea! Asshat got a wonderful, awful idea!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/080.png
Ha. Haha. HAHAHAHAHA YES. Step one: get a bug out the box.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/081.png
Step two: hatch five eggs in the box.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/082.png
Step three: Powerlev-WHAT THE FUCK GERBIL NO :eek:
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WHAT THE FUCK ANOTHER GERBIL :eek:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/085.png
Okay. Gerbils avoided, and successful POWERLEVELing. Now to walk through the tall grass to get to Joey, and whip his ass with a team of Butterfree.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/086.png
OH WHAT THE FUCK
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/087.png
Fucking things.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/088.png
Right. You.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/089.png
PREPARE TO BE SLOWLY HUMILIATED BY A TEAM OF what it's over already.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/090.png
I... that was anticlimactic. I mean, I had a raging hateboner going on, and now... dammit. Ah well, to the next gym!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/091.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/092.png
I literally just fucking talked to you.
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You're right. It's not. BECAUSE YOU CLEARLY DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE LAST TIME.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/095.png
I FUCKING KNOW. YOU CAN'T FUCKING GET PAST THERE, EVEN THOUGH YOU HAVE A LEVEL. FIFTEEN. RATTATA.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/096.png
YOU GO ABOVE AND BEYOND THE CALL OF SUCKAGE. YOU ARE THE ABSOLUTE SULTAN OF SUCK. THE FUHRER OF FELLATIO. THE PRINCE OF POLE-POLISHING. YOU, MY GOOD SIR, ARE THE BUDDHA OF BLOWJOBS!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/097.png
THE POPE OF PENISLICKING.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/098.png
TASTE THE MOTHERFUCKING RAINBOW.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/099.png
Also, I quite dislike you. Have a good day.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20005/100.png
I'm glad that's over with. Time for progress!

[Dracorion]

What, seriously? All three gerbils in a row?

And because the universe hates Asshat, he's going to have to go through all sorts of hell just to find them again.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

By the way. Mahogany town is in Johto. You said it was in Kanto.

Nice ref to the Manga anyway.

[RobinStarwing]

This episode had my nearly hyper-ventilating from laughter. LOL Keep up the good work!

[Fenris]

Reading these makes me want to do one, but then I remember that there's 3 of them on the same forum.

Also where the hell is GC, he hasn't updated his in a long-ass time.

e: $3 that Joey calls next episode.

[Thadius]

No bet. And I was worried for a second that the thing that happened in this LP that doesn't happen in the real games was you losing to Joey.

Then I remembered that in order for such a thing to happen the universe might have to implode.

[Wigmund]

Then Asshat Token needs to lose to Joey next time they meet.

[Token]

On the subject of Pokemon Let's Plays: for reasons that should be obvious, I call dibs on doing one of the TCG after this one's finished.

On the subject of Joey: If didn't lose with a team of Butterfree (five of which are lower than 17, and the other one doesn't know any attacking moves), I don't think [I/he]'ll ever lose. Also, I have [I]plans for Joey. By which I mean a one off joke that might become a running gag depending on if I find it funny enough.

[Dracorion]

Joey beats Red?

No, seriously, you should do this. Beat Red with a Rattata.

[Geminex]

On the subject of Pokemon Let's Plays: for reasons that should be obvious, I call dibs on doing one of the TCG after this one's finished.
Oh fuck yeah, that game was rad.

No, seriously, you should do this. Beat Red with a Rattata.
TOP FUCKING PERCENTAGE

[Token]

Whatever made you think that Red isn't Joey?

[Thadius]

EVERYONE IS JOEY.

EVERYONE.

NO EXCEPTIONS.

[Fenris]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_08.png

Ugh... Who the hell are you?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_09.png

That doesn't answer my question, but thanks? :confused:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_10.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_11.png

Oh.

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So, these little guys are pretty much just for children and pussies, then? Why would you ever devote a lifetime to studying these worthless little-

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_17.png

Ooooooh. :aaa:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_18.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_19.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_20.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_21.png

Like, figuring out which pokémon is the best at killing things, right? :dance:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_22.png

I can dig. You're tight, Oak. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-v1.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-respek1.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-v1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_23.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_01.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_24.png

I was born ready.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_25.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_26.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_27.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_28.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_29.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_30.png

:dance:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_31.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_32.png

Why am I a midget now? http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/sadface-1.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_34.png

Alright, I'm in my bedroom at the beginning of the game. Time to boot up the PC and get my POTION and go on my merry way.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_35.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_36.png

...the fuck? I'm gonna go downstairs right now and sort this shit out.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_38.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_39.png

Does he have my Potion? :mad:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_40.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_41.png

That something better be claiming my goddamn Potion. :crossarms:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_42.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_43.png

That's lovely. I'ma go get my potion.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_44.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_45.png

Do doo do doo! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_46.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_47.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_48.png

I'm going to be in the top percentage of trainers.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_49.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_50.png

In the Pokégear or...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_51.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_52.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_53.png

What just happened to the fourth wall? :confused:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_54.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_55.png

Yeah sure whatevs.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_56.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_57.png

Do I ever!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_60.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_61.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_62.png

All my friends are gonna be so happy to hear about how my training's going! :3:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_64.png

Alright, time to go grab my Potion from that Elm bastard.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_65.png

Alright, Elm, you better have my potion behind that door.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_75.png

ELM! There you are! Where's my Potion?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_76.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_77.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_78.png

Mr. Pokémon? What kind of name is Mr. Pokémon?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_79.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_80.png

Ugh, the last time he made a discovery was when he discovered Pokémon come from eggs... 15 years after that was discovered.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_81.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_82.png

...They've launched the missiles?!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_83.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_84.png

If that's the case, then your Pokémon research ain't gonna last too much longer.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_86.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_87.png

Wow, I don't even need to catch one to get on with rising to the top percentage.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_88.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_89.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_90.png

Ha ha, if you insist! Thanks, sucker!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_91.png

I guess I'll take this one.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_92.png

It's... It's beautiful. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-swoon1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_93.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_94.png

Yes I'll take it immediately.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_95.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_96.png

Yes, if my observations are correct, it is in the top percentage of Rattata. :knowledge:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_97.png

And thus began the best friendship ever.

[Token]

If I could hate you to death, I would.

[Loyal]

Get with the hating. I'm right behind you.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Oh, the Schadenfreude! XD

[Geminex]

I am lost for words. That is both wonderful and horrible.

Now somebody do one from the perspective of the rival.

[Fenris]

Joey beats Red?

No, seriously, you should do this. Beat Red with a Rattata.

On it!

[Token]

Joey beats Red?

No, seriously, you should do this. Beat Red with a Rattata.

So, is this something you guys actually want to see? I mean really, I'm keeping a Chikorita and Beedrill in my final team, so you know I'm stupid. And I raised six Butterfree because Smarty made an offhand comment six months ago, so you know I'll do whatever stupid shit you guys ask. So, if you guys want, I will fight Red with a Rattata.

(Next update today, tomorrow, or never, depending on how quickly I get addicted to War for Cybertron.)

[RobinStarwing]

Oh freaking goddess! Joey! O_O Asshat's Archnemesis LIVES!!!!

[Flarecobra]

Need me to put up some filler-LP?

[Token]

Any time you'd like to, go straight ahead. :D

Edit: Especially soonish. I think I'm gonna go back to the game and play some more soon; I'm not really satisfied with the progress I made this morning. So, my next update will be later than planned, but it's gonna be much longer than usual.

[Fenris]

Wow after rereading that post I made up there I have come to the conclusion that I really need to thoroughly proofread these things.

I have part of a second installment of Joey's travels saved in a notepad file (mostly just the stuff immediately following this one). If there's enough interest, I could write up through Violet City or something on the Adventures of Joey. I don't really want to highjack Token's thread any more unless he's okay with it.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

It isn't like the horrible firey death he has planned for you could get any worse. I'd personally love to see some more.

[RobinStarwing]

It isn't like the horrible firey death he has planned for you could get any worse. I'd personally love to see some more.

I think Token might have worse than that planned. Fenristein, I knew you not. :dance: We will make sure to enjoy a party with you before that Gyarados does you in.

Though in Fenristein's defense...there are now three Universal Constants: Death, Taxes, and Joey.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'd like to see more adventures of Joey. Only wish it ere possibler to see a link battle between Fenris and Token. But alas, there is no wi-fi.

But how would you continue beyond Violet city? Even with power-leveling a ratatta/raticate does not a team make.

[Token]

I'm all for it. Well, I'll try not to maim you too badly, anyway.

[Fenris]

But how would you continue beyond Violet city? Even with power-leveling a ratatta/raticate does not a team make.

Yeah, unless the ratatta is in the top perecentage of rattata.

[Kim]

Technically, he could have an entire team of Ratatta, and only treat it as one in the LP.

[Loyal]

I don't see why it wouldn't be doable, with the right moveset and some powerleveling. Obviously he'd have to 'cheat' a little with a few HM slaves, but hey.

[Geminex]

OK NERD TIME.

Rattata's stats are...
Well, they're shit. Seriously. Except for speed, attack and HP, you should not rely on any of those. If you evolve it, they improve a bit, but I doubt Joey would even consider evolving his rattata.

So yeah... your best move is hyper fang, your best hope is to raise maximise attack and speed, and then to sweep Red best you can. If you get a baton-passer, your attempt would become vastly more likely to succeed, but that would involve using a pokemon that is not rattata. Or you just get a team of 6 and go FEAR.

Edit: This was nerd time, with your host, gem! Tune in next time for a discussion of second-gen baton-passers!

[Token]

OK NERD TIME.

Rattata's stats are...
Well, they're shit. Seriously. Except for speed, attack and HP, you should not rely on any of those. If you evolve it, they improve a bit, but I doubt Joey would even consider evolving his rattata.

So yeah... your best move is hyper fang, your best hope is to raise maximise attack and speed, and then to sweep Red best you can. If you get a baton-passer, your attempt would become vastly more likely to succeed, but that would involve using a pokemon that is not rattata. Or you just get a team of 6 and go FEAR.

Edit: This was nerd time, with your host, gem! Tune in next time for a discussion of second-gen baton-passers!

According to the 'Pedia, he does eventually evolve it. As for FEAR, that won't work in this gen, Endeavor doesn't exist until 3rd gen, and Focus Sash is only in 4th.

[Fenris]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_98.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_100.png

This Rattata transcends nicknames.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_101.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_102.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_103.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_104.png

You're really too wrapped up in your research to walk the 15 minutes it takes to get to Mr. Pokémon's house?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_105.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_106.png

For free? OBAMACARE.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_107.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_108.png

Yes sir.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_109.png

Do doo do doo! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_110.png

What.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_111.png

Is this...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_112.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-swoon1.gif Do doo do doo! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_115.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_116.png

That's fantastic get out of my way now.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_117.png

Hm, who's this good looking fellow?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_66.png

Hey buddy wanna hear about my Rattata?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_67.png

It's in the top percentage.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_68.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_69.png

Yeah. It even had this Rattata.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_70.png

Why aren't you staring at this Rattata?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_71.png

G'hey!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_72.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_73.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_120.png

It is time to begin our Pokémon journey! :dance:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_121.png

Hey guy wanna hear about my Rattata?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_122.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_124.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/eng1011.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_125.png

Oh hey look at that one step later.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_126.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_137.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/smug1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_66-1.png

Well, that was fun! My first battle! Let's get through this grass patch and get on to the next town!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_67-1.png

OH COME ON

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_68-1.png

It too, fell. Like all shall fall before this Rattata.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_69-1.png

And now I've cleared my first patch of grass!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_70-1.png

Sublime.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_71-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_72-1.png

Rattata here doesn't even know the meaning of the word "weak."

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_74-1.png

Can't you like, gnaw away at it or something, Rattata? No? This world sucks.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_77-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_78-1.png

Pussy.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_79-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_80-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_81-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_82-1.png

Nope don't care. Rattata's all I need. Moving right along!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_86-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_87-1.png

Why don't you just get up early instead? Like normal people.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_88-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_89-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_90-1.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_91-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_92-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_93-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_94-1.png

Pussy.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_95-1.png

What's your story?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_96-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_97-1.png

I'll have you know that I am going to be in the top percentage of trainers! I'm sooo close! :mad:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_98-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_99.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_100-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_101-1.png

Yeah sure okay.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_102-1.png

Better not end up taking me back to your place.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_103-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_104-1.png

It actually takes like 3 seconds.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_105-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_106-1.png

Walk in, talk to woman, walk out. Next.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_107-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_108-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_109-1.png

I'll have to stop here later. I have a lot of pokémon to catch!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_110-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_111-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_112-1.png

I'll go there later.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_113.png

Well aren't you punny. :crossarms:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_114.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_115-1.png

Probably the water pokémon, I'd wager.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_116-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_117-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_118-1.png

No I won't go inside you can't make me http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-gonk1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_119.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-gonk1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_120-1.png

Oh. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_121-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_122-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_123-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_124-1.png

Thanks pal, I'll never talk to you again. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/hi1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_125-1.png

Alright, time to go talk to Mr. Pokémon.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_126-1.png

Along the way, this happened.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_127.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_188.png

Hi I'm breaking into your house.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_189.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_190.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_191.png

That's... That's wonderful.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_192.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_193.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_195.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_196.png

kthx

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_128.png

Good, almost there!

One winding maze of horrors later...


http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_130.png

:dance:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_129.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_131.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_132.png

He better have sent you an e-mail instead of visiting himself cuz otherwise I'mma be pissed.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_133.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_134.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_135.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_136.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_137-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_138.png

Wait. You're rediscovering Pokémon eggs?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_139.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_140.png

You've already done this.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_141.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_142.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_143.png

Oh, Oak's here? We tight. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-v1.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-respek1.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-v1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_144.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_145.png

Your assumption is correct. Because you've already discovered this. Twice.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_146.png

In the flesh.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_147.png

Yes... I know.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_148.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_149.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_150.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_151.png

Cool dawg.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_152.png

It's in the top percent, so I'd say it's pretty rare, yeah.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_153.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_154.png

You see? Finally! Somebody who recognizes this Rattata's prowess!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_155.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_156.png

It wasn't so much as "he gave me one" as "I took it off of his table," but that's just semantics.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_157.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_158.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_159.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_160.png

And battles! Lots and lots of battles.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_161.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_162.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_163.png

'Course, bro.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_164.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_165.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_166.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_167.png

But is there an app for everything else?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_169.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_170.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_171.png

You'll have lots of info on No. 19.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_172.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_173.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_174.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_175.png

No don't leave me!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_176.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/sadface-1.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_177.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_178.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_179.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_180.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_181.png

That's what you guys always say.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_182.png

I am never coming back here again.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_183.png

Hell of a way to greet somebody.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_184.png

Yes get on with it.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_185.png

You're spending a whole lot of time saying nothing.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_186.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_187.png

Man, phones are so annoying.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_197.png

Finally, back at the halfway point. Now to go to NewBarkTown and...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_199.png

Snake!?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_200.png

...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_201.png

I got the best pokémon at the lab.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_202.png

:(

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_203.png

...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_204.png

I just know that you're mean. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_205.png

Not as good as this Rattata.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_206.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_207.png

OH GOD THE BLOCKS

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_208.png

Bring it on, scrub!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_209.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_210-1.png

That's a stupid name for a Chikorita.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_211-1.png

Come on, Rattata! Kick his ass! :dance:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_212-1.png

What.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_213-1.png

What.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_214.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_215.png

My name's JOEY. Can I get your phone number?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_216.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_217.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_218.png

And then he gave me his number. :dance:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_219.png

And promptly left.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_221.png

Ugh, back in this hole.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_223.png

That's what they say.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_224.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_225.png

Good luck with that.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_226.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_227.png

Oh, I battled him.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_228.png

Yeah, he was really tough, but not very good at coming up with names for his pokémon.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_229.png

Yeah. He wasn't very nice. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_230.png

Yeah, he was named TO-...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_231.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-haw1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_232.png

:dance:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_233.png

Sure was.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_234.png

Anytime! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/good1.gif

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

So the TRUTH finally comes out.

[Geminex]

Nice.
What will happen now, though? Will Joey keep journeying, or will he find a spot he likes on an early route, and stay there? Will he meet himself?

[Fenris]

Nice.
What will happen now, though? Will Joey keep journeying,
Yes. or will he find a spot he likes on an early route, and stay there?No. Will he meet himself?Not unless I can come up with a joke for it.

[Geminex]

Either, make them rattata-bros (while changing Joey's name ot something else), and have them discuss how awesome their rattata are, or change the original Joey's name to "Token" make it look like he has a totodile and have Joey rage about how annoying it is to get called by a totodile-loving idiot all the time.

[Thadius]

I think I'm close to unlocking a new mutant superpower due to the hatred. I might be very close to firing pure eye beams of hate.

If I learn how to succeed in this endeavor I will begin lazering the world to death just to make sure Fenris dies as well.

[Fenris]

or change the original Joey's name to "Token"

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_215.pngI think I'm close to unlocking a new mutant superpower due to the hatred. I might be very close to firing pure eye beams of hate.

IRREDUCIBLE COMPLEXITY does not work that way!

[Thadius]

...I just figured out the next way Asshat Token must fight Joey.

With a Rattata.

It is the only way.

[Wigmund]

Joey needs to become obsessed about Asshat, like Ocelot for Big Boss obsessed.

[RobinStarwing]

How did you get the rival's pokemon nicknamed?

[Fenris]

Photoshop.

[bluestarultor]

How did you get the rival's pokemon nicknamed?

The same way he got Rattata as a starter. MS Paint. ;)


Edit: Photoshop? Wow. Sledgehammer on a tack much?

[Fenris]

The same way he got Rattata as a starter. MS Paint. ;)


Edit: Photoshop? Wow. Sledgehammer on a tack much?

Paint shop pro, actually. It's the best program for sprite manipulation and MS paint's interface sucks dongs.

[DarkDrgon]

Here I was thinking you modded a ROM.

[Token]

Pft. Lame. REAL MEN edit the rom itself in order to bend the game to their will.

EDIT: What the fuck? Just battled three consecutive trainers, Simon, Paula, and Randall. Silver came out in the states in October 2000, and American Idol debuted June 2002. I just wanted to point the weirdness of that out now, because I can't really do it in character.

[RobinStarwing]

I was just curious how he did it as I am thinking of doing an LP of an old school 80's computer game called Starflight or something.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Congratulations Token, you have becomes Trope'd


There seems to be a lot of hate for Youngster Joey from the Johto games. As of HG/SS, he's become something of a minor meme in certain parts of the internet.

[Token]

Congratulations Token, you have becomes Trope'd

Been there, been accused of copying RedChocobo before I even read that shit, been deleted, been put back on. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle8zx0nomxzqc5?from=Main.LetsPlay)

[Fenris]

Been there, been accused of copying RedChocobo before I even read that shit, been deleted, been put back on. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle8zx0nomxzqc5?from=Main.LetsPlay)

I'm actually attempting to emulate RedChocobo's style with Joey's, because I find it the most entertaining and the closest to how I would write it anyway, so it's basically my guidelines of what works and what doesn't.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_01-1.png

Hey, at least he didn't get his hands on this Rattata.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_02.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_03.png

He discovered Pokémon eggs. Again.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_04.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_06.png

Take a look.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_07.png

Yeah, I don't get him either.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_08-1.png

We just went over this.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_09-1.png

This is the THIRD FUCKING TIME he's done this!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_10-1.png

Is everybody else in Johto this mentally incapacitated?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_11-1.png

He gives them out like candy, what's the surprise?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_12-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_13-1.png

It's about par for the course, really.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_14-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_16-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_17-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_18-1.png

Well, I don't like to brag, but my Rattata...

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_19-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_20-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_21-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_22-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_23-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_24-1.png

'Kay.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_25-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_26-1.png

Violet City's like 20 minutes walk, tops.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_27-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_28-1.png

You're not my real dad! http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_29-1.png

What.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_32-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_33-1.png

:knowledge:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_34-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_35-1.png

That's all there is to it! :dance:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_38-1.png

Model housewife: cooking.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_39-1.png

Thanks, it's pretty spectacular.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_40-1.png

Elm next door gives them out to every kid in town. Where do you think I got it?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_41-1.png

Sorry, Mom.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_42-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_43-1.png

You seem awfully accepting of your only son going out into the wilderness with nothing but a barely tamed rat at his side.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_44-1.png

Good question.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_45-1.png

Sure, you can lend me some money along the way.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_46-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_47-1.png

Oh, save my money? Heck no, lady. I'm keepin' my own dollars.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_48-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_49-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_50-1.png

Don't worry, Mom. Our courage will pull us through.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_51-1.png

Later.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_55-1.png

And I'm never coming back here again.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_56-1.png

Hey, I'm not Snake! :mad:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_57-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_58-1.png

None. All's I need is this Rattata.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_59-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_60-1.png

Sure, why not.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_61-1.png

I knew it, taking one step in the grass leads to wild animal attacks. Write your Senator today.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_62-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_64-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_67-2.png

It's that easy, huh?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_68-2.png

Cool, I'll keep that in mind.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_78-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_79-2.png

That's what they told me about heroin, and that just got Mom mad. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/sadface-1.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_80-2.png

Derp.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_81-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_82-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_83-2.png

These rules are stupid.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_84-2.png

WHERE DO THESE COME FROM

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_85-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_94-2.png

Whoever you were fighting didn't have a Rattata this legit.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_95-2.png

You repulse me.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_100-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_101-2.png

You're not even in the grass.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_102-2.png

NOT AGAIN

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_103-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_104-2.png

It's all in the Rat.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_105-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_106-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_107-2.png

Get a flashlight.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_11-2.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_12-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_13-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_14-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_15-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_16-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_17-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_18-2.png

You are by far the weirdest person in Johto.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_19-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_20-2.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_22-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_23-2.png

Yeah 'kay.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_24-2.png

This is getting old.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_25-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_26-2.png

Really, guy? 3 level 2 caterpies?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_28-2.png

Yawn.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_29-2.png

And your trump card is a level 3 weedle?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_30-2.png

You suck.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_32-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_33-2.png

I'm going to bet that you used a flashlight.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_34-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_35-2.png

Good luck to you. Gonna be tough without this Rattata.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_37-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_38-2.png

I came from the east. Sprout Tower is in Violet City, to the west. :crossarms:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_41-2.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_42-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_43-2.png

This better not mean what I think it means. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-gonk1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_44-2.png

I call shenanigans.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_45-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_46-2.png

I call double shenanigans.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_51-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_52-2.png

Wow, you guys sure are upfront about having a Hidden Machine.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_56-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_57-2.png

The tower's full of sages with these. Some Highlights:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_60-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_66-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_68-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_72-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_73-2.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_78-3.png

This is twice the bellsprout of those other ones.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_81-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_82-3.png

Oh, so the Elder has the Hidden Machine? Thanks for the info before I even beat you.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_84-3.png

No, it is your head that is dim.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_89-3.png

This is different.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_90-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_91-3.png

But still easy for this Rattata.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_93-3.png

Otacon?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_94-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_97-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_98-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_99-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_100-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_101-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_102-3.png

It's no use, guy. He's a real Asshat.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_104-3.png

OH GOD HE HEARD ME

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_103-3.png

I'matreeI'matreeI'matree

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_105-3.png

Stillatree

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_106-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_107-3.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_108-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_109-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_110-2.png

I'm nice to my pokémon. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_111-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_112-2.png

Well, take a look at my Rattata! It'll kick your ass this time!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_113-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_114-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_115-2.png

...You're not nice. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_117-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_118-2.png

Your people need more training.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_119-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_120-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_121-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_122-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_123-2.png

Rattata and I are brothers from another species. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-v1.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-respek1.gifhttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-v1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_125-2.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_126-2.png

Another one of these fucking bellsprout.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_127-1.png

His Hoothoot isn't quite as pathetic as the other guy's, though.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_128-1.png

But still weak.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_128-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_129-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_130-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_131-1.png

'Kay.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_132-1.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_135-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_136-1.png

Sounds like the next stop to me, then.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_148-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_149-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_150-1.png

Bring it on, Lincoln.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_151-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_153-1.png

That's... different.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_155-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_156-1.png

Nothin' this rat can't handle. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/smug1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_157-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_158-1.png

You were... sooo close, too!

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_159-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_160-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_161-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_162-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_163-1.png

Oh no this guy is a bird master! I'm in trouble! :ohdear:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_164-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_165-1.png

Ahahahahahahaha

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_166-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_167-1.png

Oh man, Pidgey.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_169-1.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_171-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_172-1.png

You need a new keyword. You also need to clean your Pidgeys' old keyword off the floor, here.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_173-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_174-1.png

2/3 down. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_175-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_176-1.png

I'm JOEY, Rattata Master.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_177-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_178-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_179-1.png

Don't most people use scissors for that...? :confused:

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_180-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_181-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_182-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_183-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_184-1.png

Isn't that what vets do, though?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_185-1.png

He's the leader, so I'm sure he has really tough poké-

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_186-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_187-1.png

Nevermind.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_189-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_191-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_192-1.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_193-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_194.png

Well, this is different. (How does he have a level 9 Pidgeotto?)

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_196-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_197-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_198.png

Ahahahahahahaha. Gym 1: Complete. Flawless Victory.

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_199-1.png

I love this rat. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-swoon1.gif

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_200-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_201-1.png

...You don't even have your own pokémon? How the hell are you a Gym Leader?

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_202-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_203-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_204-1.pnghttp://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Pokemon%20LP%20shit/PokemonSilver_205-1.png

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-toot1.gif

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Coolio.

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Good to know.

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And the Violet City Gym was closed the very next day out of sheer embarrassment.

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[RobinStarwing]

My god man...that Rattata raped Falkner.

[Fenris]

I got bored so I started prematurely on episode 4 of IASVVS, but I hit a snag.

My Rattata hit level 20, so I saved states and turned it off.

Do I evolve him or do I not? It's up to you guys to decide!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Don't evolve him! Because it would be that much more awesome to rape the Elite Four with a Rattata then it would with Rattacate.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Depends on if you want to stick to when NPC Joey evolves his or if you want to branch out.

[Fenris]

http://bulbapedia.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Joey

According to this, that time is now.

e: doin it, Joey evolves his rattata at about this level and I don't want to limit myself to making him hold an everstone.

[Token]

Sup, bitches?

So, at this point, most of you know I mentioned a musical episode. Thing is, I'm uber self conscious about my voice, especially when it's recorded. So, on the chance that it sucks, I don't want you fuckers to have to sit through the two musical episodes I have planned (Yes, two. Exact wording can be a bitch). So, just in case (and because I thought of this song in the shower and cracked the fuck up), either the next update or the one after that will contain two songs, to get a feel for what you crackas think. Unlike the rest of what I have planned, one of them will be a parody of an existing song. The other one will not be. It will also not be sung by Asshat.

In other words, next time you see a post by me, cover yo motherfukkin ears.

Love,
Token

[Julford Hajime]

*Covers ears now*

I'm being SUPER prepared! :D

[RobinStarwing]

*puts on Circus Calliope music* Same here...

[Melfice]

Uh, Jules and Robbie? I don't think that's the kind of encouragement AsshatToken is looking for.

[RobinStarwing]

Uh, Jules and Robbie? I don't think that's the kind of encouragement AsshatToken is looking for.

We are just being prepared!

[Fenris]

Sup, bitches?

So, at this point, most of you know I mentioned a musical episode. Thing is, I'm uber self conscious about my voice, especially when it's recorded. So, on the chance that it sucks, I don't want you fuckers to have to sit through the two musical episodes I have planned (Yes, two. Exact wording can be a bitch). So, just in case (and because I thought of this song in the shower and cracked the fuck up), either the next update or the one after that will contain two songs, to get a feel for what you crackas think. Unlike the rest of what I have planned, one of them will be a parody of an existing song. The other one will not be. It will also not be sung by Asshat.

In other words, next time you see a post by me, cover yo motherfukkin ears.

Love,
Token

This makes me happy. Do it, posthaste.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Sup, bitches?

So, at this point, most of you know I mentioned a musical episode. Thing is, I'm uber self conscious about my voice, especially when it's recorded. So, on the chance that it sucks, I don't want you fuckers to have to sit through the two musical episodes I have planned (Yes, two. Exact wording can be a bitch). So, just in case (and because I thought of this song in the shower and cracked the fuck up), either the next update or the one after that will contain two songs, to get a feel for what you crackas think. Unlike the rest of what I have planned, one of them will be a parody of an existing song. The other one will not be. It will also not be sung by Asshat.

In other words, next time you see a post by me, cover yo motherfukkin ears.

Love,
Token

Pretty sure I've sat through/heard worse singing. So covering my ears won't be needed.

[Ecks]

Been there, been accused of copying RedChocobo before I even read that shit, been deleted, been put back on. (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ptitle8zx0nomxzqc5?from=Main.LetsPlay)

Where the fuck do I mention anything nearly related to cruelty to animals? I've dropped the goddamn /v/ and /b/ references (haven't posted screens from 4chan in several chapters). I chuckled at first, but maybe now I'm just reading into it too much.

[Loyal]

Where the fuck do I mention anything nearly related to cruelty to animals? I've dropped the goddamn /v/ and /b/ references (haven't posted screens from 4chan in several chapters). I chuckled at first, but maybe now I'm just reading into it too much.It's a publicly accessible, no-registration-required wiki. Yeah, you're probably reading into it a bit.

I doubt anyone would bat an eye if you revised or deleted the entry altogether, if you wished... seeing as none of the three LPs are past the third gym.

[Token]

Pft. Maybe the others aren't. /:^J

[Token]

So holy shit, I've actually kept this going (for a given definition of "going" :sweatdrop) for six months. Anyway, the delay was because my recording equipment is frankly shit, , so music will be coming later. I know, I know. I'm a disappointment. But on the plus side... Well, let's just say that there is a plus side, and it's a sexy one. ;) Anyway. I've kept you sons of bitches waiting long enough.

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Oh come the fuck on!
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It's been three minutes, Joey. Three fucking minutes...
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I JUST BEAT YOU. JUST. FUCKING FUCK.
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I know where you'll be. You never move.
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See you in hell.
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Oh, right. Johto. I'm already in hell...
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You didn't even level it up? And you challenged me again?
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Can I at least get ten minutes of peace this time?
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While I'm here, I might as well talk to the only guy in the region with a name as lame as mine. Y'know, other than Bugsy, and like half the people I've met.
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Oh, this? It's for making fun of fat people. I know prop comedy is pretty lame, but come on. Johto isn't really known for its sense of humor...
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Oh, that scale! Yeah, Skittles dropped it.
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What the fuck is in it for me?
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A trade you say?
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Hm... that should make POWERLEVELing easier... Meh. Why not.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Unless you can discover a way to destroy this entire region, you'll discover that I really don't care.
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In unrelated news: Bug Catching Contest! :dance:
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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I am fully aware that Sir Huggy is female. Shut up.
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Hm... it's been nine minutes... Perhaps a little... mindfuckery? :raise:
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GHOSTNAPPABUSTERS!
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HI JOEY. IT'S ASS...TOKEN!
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HAVE I TOLD YOU ABOUT MY CHIKORITA?
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I THINK IT'S IN THE...
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TOP PERCENTAGE...
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OF CHIKORITA.
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http://i48.tinypic.com/m8ji4j.png
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I've been on Bulbapedia, so I know about all sorts of Pokemon. :crossarms:
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Is a "seamen" joke too obvious?
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Yeah, probably is.
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Of course, I never got around to making that joke about Dick, so I owe myself at least one obvious joke...
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Then again, "Kakuna Rattata." 'Twas both my proudest moment and my most depressing.
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People might wonder why I never give my Pokemon Marvel nicknames.
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To those people, I say "Here you go, now shut up."
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And straight back to motherfucking DC, motherfucker. :dance:
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...you wouldn't happen to be a Professor, would you?
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You may see one of them. He's all I need to fuck your shit up. :)
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GAME...
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SET!
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WINNER: POHATU!
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...please tell me you didn't just get The Talk today.
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Ugh. Let's rock this shit.
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HAHA! Bet you thought I'd use Pohatu since I said "rock." Well, suck it, bitch! Not everything I say is a lame pun! also oh my fucking arceus that thing is disgusting
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So I assume you didn't learn about winning today?
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My murderbeasts are capable of pretty much anything I want them to do. Even Stupidhed.
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I can't believe it, but I'm actually starting to not hate the bean.
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I mean, don't get me wrong. I can't stand it's species, but maybe... maybe mine is actually in the Top Percentage...
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That sounds stupid. You're stupid.
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You have no reason to brag. :)
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Oh no. One Pokemon. Whatever will I do?
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OOH! I know! I'll beat it in one move!
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Mmhm. That's how I roll.
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See? Told you.
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My murderbeasts aren't "darling." Except Skittles. He's fabulous and adorable. :3:
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I'll show you mine if you show me yours?
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:crossarms:
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What a coincidence. I don't mind winning. :cool:
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Not tonight, I have a headache...
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Oh, fuck you.
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Uno.
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Dos.
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Tres.
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That was almost a word.
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That automatically makes this the best city.
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You again?
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There's no need to panic. I don't bother with wimps like you.
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Okay, stop copying me or I'll battle you again.
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Really? That's annoying.
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There's a Pokemon Center right over there. If they can't heal the damn thing, it's as good as dead.
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A little harsh, but I agree.
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OBJECTION! Ditto.
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Because apparently you did that. And clearly your training style doesn't work.
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What. Okay. That's actually more fabulous than Skittles. I mean, bloody hell, "The Glitter Lighthouse?" That's some straight up Twilight shit right there.
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Speaking of Twilight, I could really go for some cookies...
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Mmm... Keebler... I mean Chips Ahoy. I am totally Team Chips... Anyway, this light house is far too big, and I'm far too apathetic.
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Cianwood it is. Allons-y!
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No I don't. I'm using Surf.
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You're basic. :mad:
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Also, your voice brings to mind a sheep gargling glass.
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Please never sing anything ever.
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I mean, really. Just don't.
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I might actually be allergic to your voice.
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That's... that's not a Pokemon. That's a bong full of what appears to be vicodin.
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I mean really. Who puts vicodin in a bong?
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You can't smoke pills. http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20006/119.png
Oh Zapdos, you're actually trying.
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I... I can't even... Wow. Just... wow.
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I've walked like halfway around this mewforsaken region. I think I get enough exercise.
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Yo dawg, I'm kind of busy right now, aiight?
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Y'know how it is. Trying to get to Cianwood. Get some badges.
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But seriously dawg, can we wrap this up?
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Thanks dawg.
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Um, NO.
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Also fuck you.
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... WHY DON'T YOU JUST SURF ON ANY OF THEM.
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Heh. Whirlpool. Spinning. I like spinning.
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I'm not even swimming.
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Wait, are you even talking about swimming? Is "treading water" a euphemism for something now? :raise:
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It's understandable if you're starstruck. ;)
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I do have a lot of stamina...
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Which is why I surf. :knowledge:
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My only regret is that I can't think of an in-character Star Trek joke to make.
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Ah, here we go. So, do you and your "Gyarados" make it your mission to go where no man has gone before? ;)
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Okay, yeah. That was lame, even for me. But...
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It doesn't change the fact that you can't beat my big, red leviathan.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20006/153.png
Told ya.
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Dude, get it in your head:
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Mine's bigger. ;)
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On the first date? You wish.
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Fuck dammit.
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Fuck dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20006/159.png
Fuck fucking dammit.
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I hope it bites off your testicles.
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Hey, listen! I almost cared!
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Haha I'm kidding. I can't even pretend to give a shit. :D
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If you call me again today, I'm punching you in the throat. :)
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Hm. I should send out Sayrune and make it rain on dem hoes.
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Let's make this quick.
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Really quick. Seel-y quick, in fact. :cool:
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Yeah, that sucked. I apologize.
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Seeking what of the what now? :confused:
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So, not that I would ever admit to watching any of the Pokemon movies or anything, but I just realized how dirty that "I have Krabbies" joke in the second one was. Fridge logic moment. Sorry, back to the LP.
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Ugh. You swimmers say the creepiest shit, I'm not even kidding.
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Except you. You said something useful. :)
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20006/180.png
Wait, I just said you aren't a complete idiot and you challenge me to a battle? Wendy, where's the beef?
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And that's why Horsea suck and you should evolve them. :knowledge:
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Learn'd!
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Land!
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Healed up, and... wait. Isn't that the gym guy?
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I doubt the League would stand for that. Incompetence, maybe, but not assault or harassment.
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You colossal pussy.
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That's not even advice. It's a statement I could have found out anywhere.
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Better idea. Stabeak stabs them. With her beak.
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Hence "Stabeak."
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500 years of tradition, and yet some fucktard implied that Johto wasn't even discovered until three years ago.
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I mean, at least all that stuff from Isshu has a reason to be relatively unknown, they've cut off communication from the rest of the world. Those lucky, elitist, lucky bastards.
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Medicinal. Right. As much as I hate Johto, its druggies are slightly endearing. :)
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Oh yeah. I'm sure someone called "Chuck" is a total bully. Ten... bucks? What the hell is this currency called? I can't even pronounce that symbol... Anyway, ten whatevers says he's a total nerd.
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Oh no. I've seen enough "roaring fists" when I battled Morty. :crying:


Coming soon (no seriously. Soon. Reality soon, not Token soon.): Episode Seven: In which Asshat backtracks like a motherfucker!

[RobinStarwing]

I think this is going to get ridiculous...

[Token]

It got ridiculous ages ago. :D

[RobinStarwing]

It got ridiculous ages ago. :D

More ridiculous than it is now than...:3:

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

More ridiculous than it is now than...:3:

Oh the worst has yet to come I can assure you.

Token sings.

[Token]

Oh the worst has yet to come I can assure you.

Token sings either a SK8R BOI or Telephone parody.

FTFY.

[RobinStarwing]

FTFY.

My god...we will be killed...

I should really get working on my next installment of my LP...even if it would be suicide to do so...>_>

[Token]

HELLO HELLO JOEY YOU CALLED I CAN'T HEAR A THING.

[Fenris]

HELLO HELLO JOEY YOU CALLED I CAN'T HEAR A THING.

I haven't yet, no. :(

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Joey and Asshat: OTP!

[Token]

Joey and Asshat: OTP!

:argh:

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

:argh:

Token and Fenris: OTP!!

[RobinStarwing]

Token and Fenris: OTP!!

I love you nutcases...so much so that Asshat and Joey are colonies in my LP. ^_^...Yes I named two planets after you two. :D

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I love you nutcases...so much so that Asshat and Joey are colonies in my LP. ^_^...Yes I named two planets after you two. :D

I wonder if Joey want's to "colonize" Asshat http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/smug.gif

[RobinStarwing]

I wonder if Joey want's to "colonize" Asshat http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/smug.gif

That...just sounds wrong...:wtf:

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

That...just sounds wrong...:wtf:

Then my work here is done. *slings jacket over shoulder and walks off into the sunset while mariachi horns play somewhere in the background.*

[Fusionman]

Then my work here is done. *slings jacket over shoulder and walks off into the sunset while mariachi horns play somewhere in the background.*

CURSE YOU MAC! I wanted the mariachi band!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

CURSE YOU MAC! I wanted the mariachi band!

I have a pair of tap shoes with some gum on the right heel and a vuvuzela. Will that work?

[Fusionman]

I have a pair of tap shoes with some gum on the right heel and a vuvuzela. Will that work?

Vuvuzela yes the tap shoes no.

[Token]

Token and Fenris: OTP!!

I... wha... eh... WHAT?

[Melfice]

Apparently, they "fixed" Joey in the re-makes.
I've not had Joey call me for a rematch since EVER. He's barely called me for any reason, really.
Same goes for anybody... hmm, maybe my game's (Soul Silver) glitched? =/

[The Argent Lord]

Apparently, they "fixed" Joey in the re-makes.
I've not had Joey call me for a rematch since EVER. He's barely called me for any reason, really.
Same goes for anybody... hmm, maybe my game's (Soul Silver) glitched? =/

It's just you. He calls me CONSTANTLY.

[Ecks]

All he has is a lame ass level 50 ish Raticate (ye gods, YES, he evolved it) that spams substitute until it dies.

Er, after your third or so rematch.

[Token]

NPF! Baby! I've missed you!

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Oh crap. Two at once? I really wish we could just adopt the Double Battle system that the other regions use. Or maybe Isshu's Triple Battles. That would make stuff like this go by much more quickly.
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Johto. Not we. I'm not that far gone. Even if I am developing a soft spot for Stupidhed, I will never sink to the level of calling myself Johtonian.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/004.png
Yeah, that's adorable. Let's go.
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Wait. Yoshi? I'm not sure if that's ridiculous or awesome.
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I mean, don't get me wrong. I know it's a fairly traditional name on this part of the continent, but wow.
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It's just... are you really called that?
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"My name is actually Goomba."
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Oh? What about the inevitability of death?
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Or the inevitability of my foot going up your ass?
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This will be fast.
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Wait, what? Shit.
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I really love Stabeak sometimes. :)
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Oh, I get it, because you used Thunderpunch...
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...I'd rather use words. I like words.
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Look. Cecil. Can't we just skip this? I'd like to beat your nerdy leader quickly, if it's all the same to you.
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Yeah, like that fast. Good job.
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Huh. You aren't talking. I can respect that.
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Wait, what? Okay... No. I really need an HM to get through this damn gym? It had better be on this fucking island...
http://i26.tinypic.com/2e4wak8.jpg
...Balls. Back to Olivine, I guess.
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The waters warm because you just pissed yourself. I don't care how loose or limber you are; you swimmers are the creepiest motherfuckers I have ever met.
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I don't have the time. So, instead, I'm going to destroy your self-esteem with a few carefully chosen words.
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Your skin has more wrinkles than the Pope's scrotum.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/027.png
And then he cut himself.
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No. Would you kindly go fuck yourself?
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Fair enough.
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Hello, goodbye.
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Fucking Olivine. I guess this is why I should get my Doo-doo-doo-doo on as soon as I reach a new city.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo.
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Ex-fucking-scuse me?
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Yeah, that's why I'm here, smartass.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo, bitches!
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Much better. Now, back to Cianwood, again. Allons-y!
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I am so fucking tired of going back and forth.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/045.png
Seriously. No more fucking backtracking.
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I entirely fucking disagree.
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See what happens when you fuck with me?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/052.png
Exactly.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/053.png
Okay. So I lost ten dollars. But he's fat, so that's like being a nerd.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/054.png
Also, he's slightly insane.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/055.png
Yes. Yes I have.
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Yeah, you gym leaders always say that. The only one who gave me trouble was Morty, and that's because I was distracted by him masturbating during our battle.
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Pretty sure the league's against the whole crushing bones thing.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/059.png
Do I have a choice?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/060.png
I swear to Shaymin, if you take your pants off I am stabbing you in the junk.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/061.png
Okay, why are you picking up a rock?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/062.png
That may be the single stupidest fucking thing I have ever seen.
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Dude, it had nothing at all to do with our match. You're physically strong, that doesn't mean you can beat me in a Pokemon battle.
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Mmhm. Can we get this over with now?
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Allons-y.
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BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS CHUBBY MUSCLEHEAD DUDE
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Oh no. A Primape. I'm totally scared.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/069.png
I can't even say that with a straight face.
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Oh shit. Stabeak, I was planning to have you finish this yourself, but we both know what must be done.
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Chuck, I know what you're thinking. Same levels, but yours is fully evolved. I bet you think you have the advantage, don't you? The thing is...
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I'm harder. Better. Faster. Smarter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/074.png
Touche. However, I think you'll find my next point to be quite...
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...hypnotic. :cool:
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Yeah. That just happened.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/078.png
Damn, I'm awesome.
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Yeah, I know.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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I wish I could say the same.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/086.png
You really shouldn't be surprised. After all, I'm the best.
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Eh. That probably won't help.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/089.png
Roughly eighteen million times.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/090.png
Harder than a priest in a daycare.
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Are you hinting at something?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/093.png
That's an amazing grasp of the obvious!
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/096.png
I wanted to learn it myself, actually.
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And I couldn't just travel to Hoenn with this... why?
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Wait, your husband? Well, he's definitely going to be training much more often...
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It occurs to me that I may have just inadvertently ruined Chuck's marriage....
I AM AWESOME!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/103.png
Wha-wha-wha-what did you say?
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I don't think I know anyone like that. But if I did, I bet he'd be a massive pussy.
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Sucks for you.
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Wait! I can solve this problem! With SCIENCE!
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And by science, I mean theft.
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On second thought, I don't want this. Not really a defensive trainer.
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Don't fucking remind me.
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There were a few fatties, but I wouldn't really call them "islands..."
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That's fucking ridiculous. Lugia isn't a "sea creature." It's a Psychic/Flying type.
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Everyone in this house except for me is stupid. So, to prove you wrong, I'm going to capture Lugia, and shove it in my PC. There will still be whirlpools.
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Wings? Do I look like a fucking JRPG character? Don't answer that.
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I suppose that sort of makes sense.
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Now I don't have to swim across that fucking sea anymore! :dance:
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So, I have two options for my next badge. Hm... where to first?
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I think we all know the answer to that one. Stabeak? Let's go.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20007/134.png
:dance:

EDIT: Forgot to mention episodes 8 and 9 will be up either later tonight or tomorrow. Love you guys. :D

[Flarecobra]

Hookers and gambling?

[RobinStarwing]

Hookers and gambling?

Heck yeah! I so missed this place!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Hookers and gambling?

Seems like here he's forgotten the hookers though. Usually it's the other way around.

[Token]

He's like 10-12. What's he gonna do with hookers? Especially when he has a Ditto?

[RobinStarwing]

He's like 10-12. What's he gonna do with hookers? Especially when he has a Ditto?

That...that...:crying: Head hurts....

[Flarecobra]

Didn't realize he was that kinky.

And how can we be sure he is? He could be a midget for all we know.

[RobinStarwing]

Didn't realize he was that kinky.

And how can we be sure he is? He could be a midget for all we know.

She has a point and yeah...

*shudders at mention Ditto*

http://www.bbc.co.uk/totp/drlove/images/drlove_james_ashlee.gifDitto is just lovely! Can I join?

*shoves Dr. Love out* Back into our LP damn you!

[Token]

Right, blah blah blah, my laptop sucks massive donkey dick, lost everything around the time the forum went down, have to restart Silver and get back to where I was, which I really couldn't be arsed to do until a couple of hours ago. Currently in Azalea Town, and I should be able to get back to where I was some time tonight.

On the plus side, I had chapter eight up on my photobucket before the fuckup, a fact I entirely forgot about until recently. (Sadly, it doesn't seem I uploaded part nine. Sort of sucky, considering I had done a LOT in that one. As in two badges and raising Deckard from level 6 to level 40.) So, here, have a partial update to tide you over until I get back in the game.

I know what you're thinking. "Token, why the hell are you just gonna give us a partial update when you've got the whole thing on photobucket already?" That is an excellent question, and the answer has to do with the fact that it is fucking late, and due to some of my friends being dumbasses, I've gotten a surprising lack of sleep this week. (If any of those dumbasses are reading this, I love you and our late night conversations.) I'll edit the rest in at some point on Friday. (Which I'm sure you all know is Tokenspeak for "I'm going to procrastinate like fuck.)

Anyway, yeah. Less talky, more pokey.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/001.png
Dratini are awesome. The world needs more of them.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/002.png
Y'know, the Game Corner is like my home away from home, but I've never actually checked out the block to its left. I should fix that.
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Why in the hell would I want an Eevee?
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Ah. It's a time traveler. That's why.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/007.png
I suppose so...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/008.png
That explains the neckbeard.
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Well, seeing as I'm sure you can check out any of the Storage Boxes whenever you like, I'm not going to lie to you. This fucker is going straight into the PC until I need to evolve it into whatever the forum tells me.
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Straight in the box.
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Yes, I know. As thanks, you may get me a Totodile.
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Meh.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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There was a point to this nickname, but it has temporarily escaped the chronicler's mind.
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Yeah, well Elm also claims that Pokemon eggs are a shocking discovery.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/019.png
Right, Mahogany! Hopefully Lance has sorted out all that shit with Team Rocket, and I can get into the gym now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/020.png
Dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/021.png
I swear, first Kurt, now Lance... Am I the only person in this entire region who's actually competent?
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What am I saying, these people are from Johto. Of course I am. Sup stoners?
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Does anyone else want to come in and stop these guys from doing stupid shit? No? Of course not.
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Huh. One hell of a big basement.
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Hang on! My spider-sense is tingling!
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Oh, damn.
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Seventeen and nineteen? Can't you do better than that?
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I'm sure you're used to WOAH CRAP HE VANISHED.
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Where did you come from?
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Dammit...
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Okay, seriously. You guys are pathetic. How has Lance not fucked you all up yet?
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Well, that's good to know.
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Why would you do that? I've kicked your asses once, you know I can do it again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/040.png
Yes. Yes it is.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/041.png
Because they're cameras, I know.
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Dammit. I really don't want to have to fight them again...
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Just stop, okay? Please?
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Are we done now?
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Fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/046.png
And you.
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If you don't leave immediately, I will be forced to shove Skittles up your urethra. I'm not talking about candy. I'm talking about Skittles, my giant, fabulous, red motherfucking Gyarados, who is more than a little pissed off about the fact that you dumbasses forced him to evolve.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/048.png
Thought so.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/049.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/050.png
I'm not even joking. I will hurt you if you talk to me again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/051.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/052.png
Oh for fuck's sake. See this? This is a mad Gyarados. http://i33.tinypic.com/33z69u0.png Do you know where this fabulous motherfucker is from? The Lake of Rage.

Now, question. Why do you think it's called the Lake of Rage? Do you think its inhabitants go around hugging everything? WRONG. It is called the Lake of Rage because the entire area exudes hatred and anger. You might think this is hyperbole, in which case FUCK YOU. This is an actual picture of the lake. http://i38.tinypic.com/e0ny8l.jpg

See that? Even the fucking water wants you to die. And Skittles? He's the angriest motherfucker in all of Johto. But he's about to be happy. Do you know why? Because he's going to eat two of the most annoying shits I have ever met. Peace the fuck out, you two. It's been fun.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/053.png
Right. Glad that's over.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/054.png
Dude, are you legit just standing there? What the fuck?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/055.png
I'm still in Johto, so no.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/056.png
No they aren't. I ran back to the Pokemon Center before coming down here.
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Wait, you don't mean the same medicine those two guys upstairs were on, right? Hang on, what the fuck are you doing with my Pokeballs?
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... I can't fucking believe this.
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That son of a bitch just got my Pokemon wasted. Who does that?
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Okay, time to find a password, I guess.
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Which I'm sure this jerk won't have.
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You colossal dicksneeze!
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Y'know, fighting you guys is getting sort of tedious.
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But I'm a boss. I remember birthdays, promote synergy, and suck my own dick send some faxes. All of those are things that bosses do.
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Ugh, fine. Dick.
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Are you the boss?
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Knowing you fucktards, the password is probably "Rocket."
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"STOP RIGHT THERE, TRAINER SCUM."
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This will be fast. Have fun dying.
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Told you so.
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See you in hell. Give my regards to Tentaquil.

And with that: break for the night. I'm only two sevenths of the way through this update, but I'm tired, dammit.

[Token]

Well shit. It's been a while. Anyway, still doing this. Like I said last time, I've had to restart, and I'm trying to get back to where I was. This is taking much longer than you'd think. On the plus side, I'm doing it on a new laptop, so odds are this time the LP will actually survive.
Anyway, just a quick post to A) let you fuckers know this is still alive, and B) RAGE.

Why, you might ask, am I raging? I'm working on the LP, and I have a computer that doesn't suck. What on earth could inspire such rage? The answer, fellow forumites, is simple. MY FUCKING LUCK. I was running outside Goldenrod, trying to find a level ten male Abra, a replacement GOB. While searching for the damn thing, I found this:
http://i37.tinypic.com/vo7wuc.png

Well, that sure as hell didn't pop-up in the last play through. So, I have a dilemma. I can either use this fabulous motherfucker once I get back to where I was and can get back to OC, or, for the sake of continuity, I can release him. Your choice, NPF.

[RobinStarwing]

Well shit. It's been a while. Anyway, still doing this. Like I said last time, I've had to restart, and I'm trying to get back to where I was. This is taking much longer than you'd think. On the plus side, I'm doing it on a new laptop, so odds are this time the LP will actually survive.
Anyway, just a quick post to A) let you fuckers know this is still alive, and B) RAGE.

Why, you might ask, am I raging? I'm working on the LP, and I have a computer that doesn't suck. What on earth could inspire such rage? The answer, fellow forumites, is simple. MY FUCKING LUCK. I was running outside Goldenrod, trying to find a level ten male Abra, a replacement GOB. While searching for the damn thing, I found this:
http://i37.tinypic.com/vo7wuc.png

Well, that sure as hell didn't pop-up in the last play through. So, I have a dilemma. I can either use this fabulous motherfucker once I get back to where I was and can get back to OC, or, for the sake of continuity, I can release him. Your choice, NPF.

I have your answer right here Token...

KEEP IT!!!!!!!

[Fusionman]

I can't believe I'm saying this but I agree with Robin Starwing.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

You should restart the LP. It can be the LP that never ends. And goes on and on my friend.

[RobinStarwing]

You should restart the LP. It can be the LP that never ends. And goes on and on my friend.

You Mac...deserve to be shot.

[Token]

NPF, you may not be a kind and loving god, but there are times when you don't entirely suck. Allowing me to keep that fabulous son-of-a-bitch is one of them.

You should restart the LP. It can be the LP that never ends. And goes on and on my friend.

The fact that I just whooped Morty's ass with a Chikorita again says that shit ain't happening.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

The universe exists to fuck over Asshat like the town bike on prom night. He should lose the Drowzee

[Token]

The universe exists to fuck over Asshat like the town bike on prom night. He should lose the Drowzee

You provide a compelling argument. But I know he'll be fucked over even more by the time I'm finished with Silver. Besides, it's a purple Drowzee named after Wallace Wells and it'd totally be Skittles' BFF4Lyfe.

EDIT: Like really unfuckingbelievably fucked over. You thought Johto was bad? It gets so much worse.
EDIT EDIT: As in he will miss Joey worse.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I say you should replace all your 'Mon with unevolved Magikarp. And never evolve them.

[bluestarultor]

I say keep the purple Drowzee. Just, I dunno, make a joke out of it. You could do an "ace in the hole" bit or "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!" or any number of things.

[Miyuko Matsuda]

what bluestarultor said!

[Geminex]

Oh fuck yeah. Asshat is the most wonderful person in the world.

And Wallace is awesome also.

[Token]

Yeah, break for the night, then I'll post the rest of the episode.

THREE WEEKS LATER THE THRILLING CONCLUSION

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Yeah, I gathered that much.
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Makes sense. I wouldn't trust more than a couple of people with the password to my office if I ran a criminal empire.
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Wait, why don't I run a criminal empire? Arceus knows I could run this operation more efficiently than whatever dumbfuck is in charge now...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/087.png
Yes. And then I, Token Q. Asshat shall seize control of Team Rocket!
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I wouldn't call him tough so much as he's a giant douchebag who will use Hyper Beam on innocent stoners.
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That actually sounds like an improvement. Only hipsters use Silph products. Devon Corp all the way!
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Woah! Look, um...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/094.png
Ross. Right. Okay, dude, I'm flattered, but I'm gonna have to turn you down.
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For one thing, I'm not into that sort of stuff.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/096.png
Especially on the first date. I don't know what sort of guy you take me for, but I'm not easy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/097.png
Also, you're like thirty, and I'm like twelve. Just sort of... unschway, y'know? I mean you probably don't even know what "schway" means! Our cultures are inherently different. It just wouldn't work. Oh, and I'm not gay.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/098.png
Mmhm. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go find a sexy redhead in a cape.
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In fact, you could say it drives them... :cool: ...Gaga.
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Can't beat my, can't beat my, no they can't beat my Poke-fa... wait. Your experiment? You're the one who did this to Skittles?
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Actually... it means your ass is dead. Skittles.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Nomskittles.jpg
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That is an excellent question. Do you?
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:crossarms:
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Fantastic. Now give me the password.
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Oh for fuck's sake.
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Can we move on now?
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Thank you.
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The suspense is killing me...
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...If I was a good person, I wouldn't think that was hilarious. As it is, that shit's golden.
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Fair enough. Thanks for the help.
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Meh. Haters gonna hate.
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http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/119.png
Wait. People actually use those in battle? And here I was thinking they only existed to fornicate with everything ever.
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Stupidhed, defeat it before it taps yo' ass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/121.png
Uh oh.
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Hurry up, 'Hed! It's assuming the position! :ohdear:
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Oh, thank Arceus.
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Excellent. You get less and less useless with each passing battle. I'm... proud of you.
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Fair en... You aren't a battler. Ditto is your only Pokemon. Precisely what were you using that Ditto for? :raise:
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But... that would interrupt the Daft Punk marathon. You bastard!:argh:
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I am so sorry for your Ditto.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/134.png
...what.
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Sure, why not.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/136.png
Oh, shit! I meant Pokemon, not a rap-off!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/137.png
Oh, thank goodness.
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F'real? Thanks bro. When I'm in charge of Team Rocket, I won't kill you.
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One Pokemon... and he's in charge of the password... clearly his Pokemon must be insanely powerful.
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:raise: You wouldn't happen to know a kid called Joey, would you?
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You do? I'm so sorry.
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Antici...



...pation.
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You sadistic motherfuckers. I'm gonna keep that same sort of password scheme, I think.
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This should be good.
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I can dig that.
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Time to go beat the shit out of the boss now. Assert my authority and whatnot.
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Passive voice should not be spoken by ignorant fucks such as yourself.
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Forgive me if I'm not intimidated. Y'see, unlike you, I got dat
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Boom.
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Boom.
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Pow.
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Sorry dude. You so two-thousand-and-late.
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Well aren't you just a pathetic bastard.
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Have you tried... not losing to children?
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Alright. Boss battle time, time to get ready.
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Wait, are those footsteps?
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Sup kid. You one of my future Rocket grunts?
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I don't think we've met before? :confused:
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You mean Lance?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/173.png
Well duh. You don't even have a name, you aren't important to the plot.
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That is certainly one way to stop sucking.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/176.png
Did he hurt your feelings? I'd care, but you're insignificant.
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Wow. You lost to someone who spouts crap like that. You should just give up now.
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I would be too.
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Fantastic. I have to go take down and seize control of a criminal organization now.
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Did you just push me? Jackass.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/184.png
I should fix that. Slowpoke Tail. Raticate Tail.
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Right. Let's rock this bitch.
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Don't be absurd. My name isn't Giovanni.
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Wait. He disbanded the team, and you jackasses are still running around and mildly inconveniencing me?
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I can see why he abandoned you if he was stuck with a bunch of stupid fucks like you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/193.png
Really? I thought it was because you're entirely fucktarded.
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Unfortunately for you, I've already disturbed the fuck out of it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/196.png
Bring it, bitch.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/197.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/198.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/199.png
Try to suck less.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/200.png
Sure you could! You could lose.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/201.png
I don't think he will.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/202.png
Yes you can.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/203.png
I have already whipped all of their asses.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/204.png
Why the fuck are you talking?
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How original.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/206.png
Geeze. At least the other passwords were funny.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/207.png
At least, y'know. In that "oh wow I'm a douche for laughing at this" kind of way. Hail Giovanni.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/209.png
Ah well. It works, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/210.png
STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM.
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There's exactly nothing you can do to stop me.
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You have no pride. At all.
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What's with the porn dialog? Anyway, I'm pretty sure I have the mental capacity to handle a double battle.
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Kinky. Bring it.
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Dragon Tamer Lance: Professional Cockblock.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/221.png
Not really, since I did all the work. At least, all the work that didn't involve shooting Hyper Beams at random people.
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You have an entire fucking mafia. I'm allowed one jackass in a cape. :crossarms:
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Does this mean the threesome is off?
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Fair enough.
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Sorry for my stony attitude...
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I just get sort of snarky...
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When I feel the wind beneath my wings.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/233.png
Taste the rainbow, bitch.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/234.png
Mmhm.
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Oh?
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I dunno what you're talking about. In a few weeks I will run Team Rocket.
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Don't talk about my new Gligarcave like that!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/239.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/240.png
If by "total success" you mean "created one of the Pokemon that kicked my ass," then yes.
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Gligarcave. :dance:
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No you don't.:dance:
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No I won't. :dance:
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Kay. :dance:
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Eff you too, buddy.
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I hate to be that guy, but "we?"
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Ah right. You were too busy beating up children to actually. Y'know, fight Team Rocket.
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Fuck you, your mother, your Dragonite, and everything you've ever loved.
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You're doing that.
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Then fucking Hyper Beam it or something.
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Or take the douchiest option. That works too.
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Works for me.
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Pussy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/264.png
You motherfucker.
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Allons-y.
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The other two used Selfdestruct. :crossarms:
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Can we like disrupt the Pokegear signals as well, by any chance? :3:
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Excellent. I'm sure Skittles will be happy.
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It's coo'.
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How considerate. Jackass.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Fuck you.
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I'm sure it is, if you suck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/279.png
What the fuck do you think? Would I have come this far with a Chikorita otherwise?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20008/281.png
Yes, I know.
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Sure, why not.
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Get the fuck out of my Gligarcave.
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Well, that was... a complete waste of time.
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Time to fuck up an old man! :dance:
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After I gamble.

New stuff coming in the next few days. For real.

[Flarecobra]

Kris: "Man, Token's a gambling addict huh?"

Hey! Get back in that game you! *Drags her back into Crystal*

Sorry about that. Anyway, how would you react if Chikorita ruckus'd the Gym by itself?

[Fusionman]

HOLY SHIT! Token posted! Also Skittles needs to RAEP the gym. Skittles needs more use!!

[RobinStarwing]

I love rainbows! :D

On an unrelated note....


Taken from Bulbanews Article 3:10 to Hoeen (http://bulbanews.bulbagarden.net/wiki/Looking_Forward:_3:10_to_Hoenn)

GodofPH, AKA Pat Hessman, is a student at Montana State University and writer for the MSU Exponent. He has a blog, Raptor Rants, and has developed the theory that Silver is the Player Character’s chaotic alter ego and that all of their interactions are solely in your head.



Translation...Silver is Asshat.

[Token]

Anyway, how would you react if Chikorita ruckus'd the Gym by itself?

Might happen, might not. My team is being changed around a little for the next couple of fights.

HOLY SHIT! Token posted! Also Skittles needs to RAEP the gym. Skittles needs more use!!

He does indeed need more use, but keep in mind that I've only had him for a little while compared to the others. I anticipate that he'll get his raep on when it's time for the Elite Four. No promises though.

I love rainbows! :D

On an unrelated note....



Translation...Silver is Asshat.

[The Rival] might be an asshat, but he is not Asshat. Besides, HGSS and FRLG entirely jossed that theory with the revelation that he is Giovanni's son.

[Great Cartoonist]

How about you take the most useless Pokemon you have and manage to use that solo to win you the next gym badge? All in a completely AWESOME manner?

And on another completely unrelated note (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CkXJpsV0xoc). (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KrJDsDIwlAk)

[Token]

How about you take the most useless Pokemon you have and manage to use that solo to win you the next gym badge? All in a completely AWESOME manner?


I actually managed to pull that off last time. Deckard (Mareep, POWERLEVELED into an Ampharos) singlehandedly destroyed everything in the Mahogany Gym. Yes, even Piloswine. I'm currently powerleveling him right now, and with any luck I'll be able to pull it off again.

Also, because I'm looking for suggestions on what you'd like to see switched out

Stupidhed the Chikorita: Level 32. He's not coming out of the team, and I'm not evolving him.
Deckard the Flaaffy: Level 27. Already said I'd be using him.
Skittles the Gyarados Level 30. I'll be using him for a while.
Sayrune the Poliwhirl: Level 35. Sort of redundant, since I have Skittles and I don't have a Water Stone, but the Poliwhirl has always been one of my favorites. I'm willing to put him in the box for a while, but I will be training him as well.
Wallace (Wells) the Drowzee Level 10. Skittles' BRO 4 LYF.
Stabbeak the Fearow level 35: My flyer, and pretty awesome. Useless for the next two gyms.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Revenge for Skittles is sweet, JUST LIKE LOVE IS SWEET!

EDIT: Rawr

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/skittles.jpg

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/001.png
Sounds like a massive pussy.
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Time to POWERLEVEL Deckard the Mareep, and Wallace the shiny Drowzee who I totally caught ages ago, yep.
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That's one of them... Oh! Hang on! Is today what I think it is?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/005.png
Oh, fuck yes. Bulbapedia says that Friday is a good day to explore the Union Cave.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/006.png
And since it's probably much more exciting than beating yet another Gym Leader...
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Allons-y!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/008.png
Besides, this will give Deckard even more practice. That's always a good thing.
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Case in point. 'Sup dude?
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The police, clearly.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/011.png
Why do I keep running into Pokephiles what the hell.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/012.png
Okay, fine. Pokemaniacs, if you have to get all frikkin' PC.
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...Yeah...I'mma switch out now...
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Poor Marowak. Not only does it have a perv for a trainer, it gets beat by a Chikorita.
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You creepy bastard. Moving on!
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Oh goddammit.
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There is no way this isn't going to be disgusting.
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dontsendoutatigerdontsendoutatigerdontsendoutatige r.
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A mother and child. I'm not entirely sure that's better than a tiger.
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Also: yay type coverage!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/024.png
How dynamic is it? SUPER FUCKING DYNAMIC.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/026.png
And then it was knocked out.
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I don't like you. :crossarms:
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EXPLORAN!
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DOO-DOO-DOO-DOOAN!
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SEXUAL INNUENDOAN!
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BREAKAN THE RULE OF THREE...AN!
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hahaha I know there are like no stones anywhere in Johto but who the hell uses an Eevee?
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S-s-so dynamic, dy-dy-dy-dynamic.
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Ah. That explains that. You're just a dumbass.
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A dumbass with a drowned Flareon.
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So cool, can you handle us?
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Drowzee's fucking fabulous.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/040.png
And also drastically underleveled for this fight.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/041.png
'Hed, on the other hand, isn't.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/042.png
Yay Bait-and-switch training!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/043.png
Although... Wallace does know Thunderpunch...
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Well, damn.
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Deckard, show him how it's done!
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Level up, GET!
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I have been saying that to everything in Johto for the past three weeks. :D
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Am I the only person in this cave who doesn't have sex with Pokemon?
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No, it really isn't. At all. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/051.png
Let's get this over with, shall we?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/053.png
There we go.
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I don't even want to think about what that means.
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Finally! This is what I've been looking for. :dance:
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Dammit...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/057.png
Much better!
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Those with fabulous Pokemon, and those without?
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Close enough. I do believe we're kindred spirits. :cool:http://i54.tinypic.com/fwr31i.gif:)
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Gonna go with fucking stylish.
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You're goin' down dude, stylish or not.
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There is nothing stylish about spamming Smokescreen!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/064.png
All it does is justify me kicking your ass even harder.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/067.png
You aren't even a little stylish. In fact, I think you might be a douchebag.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/068.png
Yep, definitely a douchebag. Broship redacted.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/069.png
Get out of my face you fucking plebeian.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/070.png
Also I want to get a frikking Staryu now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/071.png
Well this is exciting.
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That's what I get for fishing on the Johto Shore! :cool:
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Bout time. Let it be known, I'm a star-yu'll be mine! :cool:
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Didn't see that coming. Well, that specimen is seeing stars, I guess. :(
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/075.png
Well damn. Now I'm feeling a lot of angSt...aryu?
http://i55.tinypic.com/2a60b4j.jpg
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Perfect! Okay, now Wallace, make it read All the King's Men!
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And now...
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Staryu, GET!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/079.png
Well, someone's certainly been watching an obscene amount of Soul Eater lately, haven't they?
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Fuck yes!
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PROTIP: Don't try to cook Magikarp using that crazy yin-yang method. It will end badly.
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I'm sure that has nothing to do with it you dumb motherfucker of course it does what is wrong with you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/086.png
I caught it.
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It's on my belt.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/088.png
So it would seem.
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If you so much as lay a finger on either of my shinies, I will cut you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/090.png
And I ain't talkin' no HM 01 shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/091.png
I mean with a fucking knife.
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I will do to you what Wallace just did to your stupid Skiploom.
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Man, fuck you, I have two shinies.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/098.png
Sparkling like a Cullen all up in this mother.
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You think so? I thought that reference was a little forced, honestly. :ohdear:
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You must be trippin'. Shiny Butterfree aren't pink.
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MOTHER OF FUCK.
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Those gerbils are almost as annoying as-
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...
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...
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Stop calling me.
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Why haven't you evolved the damn thing yet?
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Oh, yeah, I hate you.
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You are a horrible trainer.
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Never call me again. I'm going to go heal my Pokemon now.
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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE SHITTING ME.
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HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU NEED TO HEAR ME YELL AT YOU FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND THAT I HATE YOU.
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IF MY HATE COULD BE TAPPED AS AN ENERGY SOURCE, I COULD FUEL THE WORLD FOR THE NEXT MILLION YEARS.
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I WISH I COULD HATE YOU TO DEATH.
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Tou..Hoo...YOUR RATTATA IS LEVEL WHAT, FIFTEEN? And it's a safe bet that you haven't moved from Route 29, yeah?
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SO HOW THE FUCK IS A LEVEL 2-5 HOOTHOOT TOUGH?
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Please stop calling me. My brain can't take much more of this.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/121.png
OH COME ON.
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I.. I.... SHIT FUCK.
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DAMN ASS TAINT BASTARD HELL.
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BALLS PISS FUCK.
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GLEN BECK, 4CHAN DAMN.
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FFFFFUUUUUUCKKKKK.
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Okay. I think he got the message that time.
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What the fuck [I]cold.
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Oh yay. A puzzle.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/132.png
Not gonna make the obvious joke. Nope. Not this time.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/133.png
whut.
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whut
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/136.png
Fucking Fire Punches, how do they work?
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Well, there's SNOW-ay to know that, is there? :cool:
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He's secretly running Team Rocket in a robotic body made out of ice?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/139.png
"Boarder Douglas wants to battle?" That's Pryce's secret? Lame.
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Two down...
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Effective, even!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/144.png
Just giving away an old man's secrets like that? Don't be such an ice-hole.
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Thank you for that mental image... Oh. Meditate.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/148.png
How did you do that? :aaa: Explain it to me!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/149.png
Explain it all.
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Well, I didn't mean explain how to lose. I'll never need to know that.
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Woah dude, chill. That's not how you should introduce yourself to people. :crossarms:
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That's more like it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/155.png
Much.
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More.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/157.png
Polite!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/158.png
Finally.
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Well, that's one way to break the ice.
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Hurry up! I don't have all sleigh.
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Icy what you mean, but I just want to get to the fight.
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Well no shit, cold man. Can we please hurry this up?
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Do you lose icily?
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That's it. No more Mr. Ice Guy. Send out your Pokemon, now!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/170.png
Okay, finally! You were taking so long, you almost put me to sleet.
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Ice hope you see what I'm about to do.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/172.png
There! Did you Seel it?
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I really hope you thaw it. :ohdear:
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Sorry Pryce, but unlike Piloswine, Deckard's a winter.
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Although, if we're honest, that joke was just snowverkill.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/178.png
Ice-talavista, baby.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/179.png
Hail to the king, baby!
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It's snow big deal.
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Snow my god, it's about time.
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All that good news just sent a chill down my spine.
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You're snow generous!
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That's just cold, man.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/193.png
Six down, two to snow!

[Kroze Gamegod]

Wow... that was just way too much pun-ishment for me to handle...
You may want to water it down just a TAD bit.

Well at least with that new HM you will be really making waves!

N-ice job there dude!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Wow... that was just way too much pun-ishment for me to handle...
You may want to water it down just a TAD bit.

Well at least with that new HM you will be really making waves!

N-ice job there dude!

Don't encourage him. I am already raging at him.

[Geminex]

At first I was like
http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad317/geminex/mr-freeze3.gif
then I was like
http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad317/geminex/mr-freeze5.jpg

:dance:

[Melfice]

Don't encourage him. I am already raging at him.

So, what you're saying is, Token is on some very... thin ice? http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w19/figmentPez/Animated%20GIF/csimiamiyeah.gif
But don't be too angry on the guy. I mean, it made me laugh. But if you really can't get rid of that rage, I suggest a long biceicle ride. (Okay, that last one was very poor.)

[Fusionman]

That was a n-ice time at the gym. You need to stop bring so cold to the people of Johto though.

[Julford Hajime]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20010/149.pngExplain it all.
ALL MY HATE.

Otherwise yay, more LP!

[Token]

ALL MY HATE.

Otherwise yay, more LP!

In my defense, there are only so many jokes I could have made about someone cold Clarissa.

Anyway, don't quote me on this, but I should have another update tonight. WITH NO MORE ICE PUNS WOO! I think I can get between eight or nine more episodes, then Johto is finished. There'll be a nice little intermission between Johto and Kanto as well.


So, what you're saying is, Token is on some very... thin ice? http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w19/figmentPez/Animated%20GIF/csimiamiyeah.gif

I love you and I'm stealing that image.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

So, what you're saying is, Token is on some very... thin ice? http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w19/figmentPez/Animated%20GIF/csimiamiyeah.gif

I hate you so hard right now.

[Token]

I hate you so hard right now.

Mac, chill.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

http://www.bradsbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rage_face.jpg
I know I am baiting him. But to be fair, he is a Master at baiting 8)

[Token]

http://www.bradsbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rage_face.jpg
I know I am baiting him. But to be fair, he is a Master at baiting 8)

I have snow idea why you're being so cold. :crossarms:

[Melfice]

I love you and I'm stealing that image.

Fair enough! I mean, Ice-tole it myself, so... 's not like I could angry over that.

[Loyal]

http://www.bradsbin.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/rage_face.jpgIf you keep making faces like that it's going to freeze that way.

[Flarecobra]

That fight was rather chilling.

...ok, I admit, I'm bad with ice puns... but another forum's stolen all my fire ones too. -_-

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Man you guys are as lame as Vanilla Ice

[Token]

Man you guys are as lame as Vanilla Ice

So that means we're pretty damn cool.

EDIT: brb updating lawlz.

[RobinStarwing]

No, Vanilla Ice sucks except for that one song of his.

*switches to his Minnesotan accent*

Bedder tho that you wern't all froze-up. Du u end ur pokemon want sum Hawt Dish affer bein in der with Pryce? It's Tator Tot!

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/001.png
Wait. There was an opportunity to by candy called a "Rage Candy Bar?"
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/002.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/003.png
And I missed it? Damn.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/004.png
I'm so depressed about this that I don't even care he's keeping me from going to Blackthorn. Might as well go beat the Olivine Gym, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/005.png
Wait, why didn't I do this gym earlier again?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/006.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/007.png
Ah, right. The leader's shirking her responsibilities.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/008.png
So you're saying she's fucking lame.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/009.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/010.png
That's some straight up Indigo Tribe bullshit and you know it. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/011.png
Stupid fuckin' lighthouse.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/012.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/013.png
You mean two thousand years ago in the distant future?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/014.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/015.png
That's dumb. You're dumb.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/016.png
Why? :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/017.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/018.png
Who the hell looks at a lighthouse and thinks "hey, this is a good place to have Pokemon battles?" The only thing that would be dumber than that is fighting on a boat.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/019.png
This is no place for you to not be dying.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/020.png
Fuck you, Pennyworth. Fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/021.png
Oh, come on! A Noctowl? Really? You couldn't even use a Golbat?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/022.png
Ah well. It doesn't matter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/023.png
Super serious. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/024.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/025.png
Wait. So this place was built to honor Pokemon that used to light up the city... by using a Pokemon to light up the city. :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/026.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/027.png
Couldn't she just... take it to the freaking Pokemon center? Just sayin'.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/028.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/029.png
Heh. "Men of the sea."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/030.png
Shut up. I'm a kid, I'm totally allowed to find that funny.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/031.png
Rocks fall, Poliwag faints.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/032.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/033.png
Huh. It looks like the shock of seeing someone actually use a Chikorita was enough to knock out Poliwhirl. Sayrune would never be that weak.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/034.png
It's okay, Mister Sea-Man.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/035.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/036.png
I'm not just going to gawk! I'm going to point and laugh as well.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/037.png
Man, fuck you and your mohawk.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/038.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/039.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/040.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/041.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/042.png
Rocks fall, EVERYTHING dies.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/043.png
Yes. I'm concerned by the fact that the fact that some Pokemon has the flu is preventing me from getting my seventh badge.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/044.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/045.png
Okay, yeah, that's great.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/046.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/047.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/048.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/049.png
I love how lucky I'm getting with these Magnitudes. Maybe things are starting to look up?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/050.png
Of course they aren't.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/051.png
Does it matter? You'll just talk anyway.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/052.png
For fuck's sake, no it isn't. Your Rattata is in the lowest percentage of Rattata.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/053.png
I don't want to see it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/054.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/055.png
I hate you. I hate you. I hate you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/056.png
You need to never call me again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/057.png
I hope not. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/058.png
Really? And here I thought I was looking for the oldest Jonas Brother.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/059.png
I'm sure that's why you're just standing there in one spot you dumb motherfucker. The stupidity of you people just makes me want to... ARGH!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/060.png
That's it. Something just changed within me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/061.png
Something is not the same.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/062.png
I'm through with playing by the rules of someone else's games!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/063.png
So fuck you, Connie. Fuck you, Palkia. Fuck you whoever is getting enjoyment from watching me put up with these dumbasses.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/064.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/065.png
What gave you that idea? The fact that she's been skipping work for this damn thing?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/066.png
Get out of my way or you'll never smile again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/067.png
...For fuck's sake.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/069.png
I hate you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/071.png
And I hate you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/072.png
I love you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/073.png
And I warned you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/074.png
Fantastic. Now I can get my Swag on. :cool:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/075.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/076.png
I disagree entirely.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/077.png
In fact, I'm pretty sure your Pokemon have already been knocked out.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/078.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/079.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/080.png
I love when I'm right.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/081.png
Must have been painful.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/082.png
Nom-nom-nom-nom!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/083.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/084.png
I'm strong. That's enough.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/085.png
Terrell, huh? That's a fine-ass name.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/086.png
So, Terrell... can I have yo' number?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/087.png
I take that back. Don't call me kind. The Red Lanterns would revoke my membership if that happened.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/089.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/090.png
Eh. Might as well.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/091.png
I can see that you're very... :cool: ...eager to fight.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/092.png
Wait, crap, I messed that joke up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/093.png
Wallace, distract him with your fabulousness!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/094.png
Woah. Damn, you're good. Glad I had shades on...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/095.png
You don't suck either, I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/096.png
Ain't I though?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/098.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/099.png
... you sort of look like a pig.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/100.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/101.png
I mean, your eyes are the nose, those things in your hair are the eyes, and the fluffy pigtail/spike things are ears. Bloody shit, I can't unsee it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/102.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/103.png
You mean that druggie pharmacist?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/104.png
Yes. Yes it is.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/105.png
..oh, damn. I can see where you're going with this...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/106.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/107.png
You suck, pig lady.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/108.png
Thank goodness for flying. I'd hate to have to surf through that sea again for any reason whatsoever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/109.png
Yeah... so... I've been sent here by this one person to get some stuff...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/110.png
The Olivine Leader's Ampharos is sick, and she wants me to...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/111.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/112.png
That is certainly the situation.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/113.png
Wink wink nudge nudge say no more?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/114.png
This makes me an accomplice, doesn't it? :ohdear:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/115.png
...Okay. A bong colored like a Pokeball? I'm torn between disapproval and laughing my ass off.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/116.png
Uh huh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/117.png
Right. I'm just gonna go take this to Jasmine before the popo shut me down-down, popo shuts me....
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/118.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/119.png
Sure, why not.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/120.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/121.png
Yes, Jasmine. I know. I was there.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/122.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/123.png
Offense preemptively taken.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/124.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/125.png
Fine by me. I've already done too much for my own liking.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/126.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/127.png
Wait, you generally think that'll make it feel bett-woah.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/128.png
Holy balls there is smoke everywhere.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/129.png
But... Ampharos can't even say "Palulu." What the fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/130.png
You're relieved by the fact that your Pokemon is so wasted it's saying things it can't even say what the damn
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/131.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/132.png
I.. you're welcome?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/133.png
Finally.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/134.png
Arceus fuck. Johto people are weird.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/135.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/136.png
It's coo'.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/137.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/138.png
Are you a man of wealth and taste?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/139.png
I'd picked up on that, oddly enough.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/140.png
Schway.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/141.png
I know of the steel type. Haven't had much personal experience with them though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/142.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/143.png
There are Pokemon that were brought back to life from fossils that are part steel type. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/144.png
May you begin what?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/145.png
Ah, that. Let's go.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/146.png
Deckard, drop it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/147.png
Preferably like it's hot.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/148.png
Damn right.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/149.png
Another one? Fire Punch fixes everything.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/150.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/151.png
Except that, damn.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/152.png
Better stay safe...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/153.png
Game set. :cool:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/154.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/156.png
What? Okay. Let's try again...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/157.png
WHAT?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/159.png
Oh, shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/160.png
That's not good...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/161.png
Should have just done that in the first place...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/162.png
Much better.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/163.png
Yep.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/164.png
Oh forget you. Why do people keep saying that?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/165.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/166.png
Gimmie.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/167.png
Lucky seven, bitches!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/168.png
Yoink.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/169.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/170.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/171.png
I guess I could... http://i51.tinypic.com/2j64oz9.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/172.png
Seven badges. I'm almost out of here. :dance:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/173.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/174.png
As long as I can hear some Miley, I'm fine with that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/175.png
Oh, those fuckers best not be messin' with my music.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/176.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/177.png
Ah, right. Team Rocket's attempting to regain the power they lost three years ago. Don't worry about it, I'll... deal with them soon.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/178.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/179.png
You're stupid. Ten points from Gryffindor.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/180.png
Yeah, I'll be listening to Gaga now, bye.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/181.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/182.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/183.png
You've got to be kidding me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/184.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/185.png
Giovanni doesn't care! Why would he, you're all incompetent! He's probably in some far off region chilling.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/186.png
Fuck this, I'm going to Goldenrod.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/188.png
I don't really care about the radio, that'll blow over soon. I just want to gamble.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/189.png
Oh hell no. I know that Rocket isn't blocking the way to the Game Corner.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/190.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/191.png
Please move.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/192.png
Okay, fine. Challenge me to a Pokemon battle, I'll beat you, you'll move.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/192.png
Come on, go "!" already!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/192.png
Please?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/192.png
...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Real%20Episode%20010/192.png
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

To be continued!

[Flarecobra]

Guy can't get his Gambl'n fix? Shit about to be thrown down in Goldenrod tonight!

[RobinStarwing]

Guy can't get his Gambl'n fix? Shit about to be thrown down in Goldenrod tonight!

THIS IS AN ASSHAT ALERT! THIS IS AN ASSHAT ALERT!

Full Evacuation of all residents of Goldenrod has been ordered. Please proceed to Routes 34 and 35 to be picked up by whatever Flying-types we have available. You will be taken well out of Johto.

*gets ready to watch destruction happen with popcorn handy*

By the way...I am expecting this to happen to Asshat because he can't gamble...just without the gender. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8QYuboun_Ww)

Goldenrod City, we knew you well.*waves goodbye*

Team Rocket will be destroyed in a very bloody mess.

Edit: Just to clear up...Hellmaster Fabrizzo = Team Rocket and Lina Inverse/LoN=Asshat in a few seconds.

[akaSM]

Hey Asshat, look at this, you'll love it ^_^

http://bit.ly/aFqFex

[Token]

Hey Asshat, look at this, you'll love it ^_^

http://bit.ly/aFqFex

There are things on that site that are dangerously close to something I have planned, and that is all I will say on that subject.

EDIT: On a completely unrelated note that I doubt most of you will see until after the fact, parts 11 and 12 are finished, and 11 at least will be up before Thursday. When 12 goes up depends on whether the director wants me for callbacks tonight, and if I get cast later. (I guess now would be a good time to mention that there is a potential chance that I'll be going back to slightly more spread out updates, depending on whether or not I get cast in this play. High school plays took up a lot of time, and I wouldn't be surprised if college ones take up even more.)

Also, the musical episode is back on track, although it'll most likely just be the showdown between Asshat and Lance (and a little quoute-unquote epilogue after that).

[Menarker]

http://liche.org/pojo/motll/coolrattata.jpg

That is all. ^,^

[Bard The 5th LW]

Joey's Rattata is perhaps the avatar of Arceus?

[Token]

Joey's Rattata is perhaps the avatar of Arceus?

No.

What, you think I'd be that obvious?

So, I know I said I'd get an update up, but I've been drained and distracted these past couple of days. Haven't gotten a lot of sleep for various reasons, and I just got home from may first rehearsal. I'll try to type up the new ep now, but I wouldn't be surprised if I just passed out on my keyboard instead. If so, well, I don't have classes on Fridays, so I'll whip something up tomorrow.

[Token]

Six hours later:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/001.png
-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUCK!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/002.png
Oh, come on!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/003.png
I just strained my vocal chords by yelling for six hours straight. And then you called me. How do you think I'm doing?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/004.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/005.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/006.png
Oh, I am going to take out so much frustration on you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/007.png
Your ass is mine.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/008.png
Let's get this over with. Send out your stupid Rattata so I can mash it into a pulp.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/009.png
http://i54.tinypic.com/ny5zbk.pngWhat.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/010.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/011.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/012.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/013.png
Okay, come on!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/014.png
Miss again. I dare you. I double dare you, motherfucker!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/015.png
Joey, you may have finally evolved you Rattata, but it's useless. Ampharos!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/016.png
MUDA DA.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/017.png
ZA WARUDO.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/019.png
Well, that was fun. And now I'm starting to think straight... IDEA.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/020.png
Hopefully the fuckers didn't block my way to the Underground...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/021.png
Oh, thank Dennis.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/022.png
I can just go through here...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/023.png
HAHA. YOUR EVIL PLOT HAS BEEN FOILED, MOTHERFUCKER!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/024.png
Right, time to gamble until someone fucks up Team Rocket's shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/025.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/026.png
What?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/027.png
WHAT. Those fuckers must have tampered with the slots or something. Yep. That must be it. Time to smack a ho.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/028.png
So, they're in the Radio Tower. Excellent. They're all gathered up for the slaughter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/029.png
You. I hate you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/030.png
It is now, nigga!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/031.png
What gave you that idea?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/032.png
I want the demise of everyone in your group.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/033.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/034.png
You're useless.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/035.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/036.png
It's bad enough that I can't listen to my music, but the slots are the last straw. I will destroy you all.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/037.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/038.png
The true terror of Team Rocket? Are you kidding? You're about as scary as a used up hooker!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/039.png
Bring it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/040.png
Let's see what you got.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/042.png
Y'know, I hate a lot of things. But there aren't many things I despise as much Rattata and Raticate.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/043.png
So of course you send out a second one, you complete fuck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/044.png
Watch deez.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/045.png
I know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/046.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/047.png
Please. We both know you're gonna be derptarded and stay right there.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/048.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/049.png
Because they are dicks.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/050.png
Did... did you just laugh at me?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/051.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/052.png
No, don't change the subject. Answer the fucking question.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/053.png
You have the audacity to laugh at me, ignore me, and then you make demands of me?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/054.png
Congratulations, nameless victim two-hundred-twenty-seven, you currently comprise the entirety of my shitlist.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/060.png
In other words... die.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/061.png
I am vengeance. I am the night. I! Am! ASSHAT! I mean Token.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/062.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/063.png
:raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/064.png
Oh no. A card-carrying villain. Whatever will I do.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/065.png
Time for you to lose.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/066.png
That's one.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/067.png
That's two.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/068.png
That's... three? Damn. That's lucky.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/070.png
Also awesome.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/071.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/073.png
And that's the last two.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/074.png
No. I think I'm a kid who's tired of of your stupid shenanigans.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/075.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/076.png
Why are you still talking? Haven't I kicked your ass enough yet?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/077.png
Hey, hey, no.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/078.png
Also, you're ugly.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/081.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/082.png
Also, your Pokemon have fainted.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/083.png
Did I mention you're ugly? Because I feel that needs to be restated. A lot. Cuz damn.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/084.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/085.png
I gathered.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/086.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/087.png
Prepare to be underwhelmed: they're making a really loud phonecall to someone who won't pick up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/088.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/089.png
You'd think at some point over those three years, you'd have learned not to annoy children.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/090.png
Uh huh. Just like the Spice Girls made a comeback.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/091.png
So, which one are you? I mean, clearly you aren't Baby Spice, because I don't want to tap you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/094.png
I'm thinking Sporty? I never really liked Sporty. Dunno why.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/095.png
Of course, I couldn't tell you why I liked Baby Spice the most either, for that matter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/097.png
But regardless, I would quite like to spice up my life.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/098.png
Yeah, I guess this isn't the time or place for this discussion. I'll save it for my Twitter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/099.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/100.png
It's a bit late for that. Later.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/101.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/102.png
Or murderbeasts I bond with out of a mutual hatred for everything else in this stupid region. Just sayin'.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/103.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/104.png
Yeah, sure. I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/105.png
To get the hell out of my way?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/106.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/107.png
Yeah, didn't think it'd be that easy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/108.png
Skittles? Destroy everything.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/110.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/111.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/112.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/113.png
Good job.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/114.png
Congratulations. A Pokemon named after candy is better at following orders than you are.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/115.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/116.png
Eh. I guess.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/117.png
So, is it gonna be a Rattata or a Zubat?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/118.png
Ah, touche.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/119.png
In the end, it's all the same though, isn't it?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/120.png
I kid you not. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/121.png
Good.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/122.png
I hate useless people. Your point?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/123.png
Heh. "Duties."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/124.png
Wait, you fuckers get paid for this?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/125.png
Yeah, that about sums it up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/126.png
I am a monument to all your sins.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/127.png
Have fun losing.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/129.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/130.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/131.png
Despite having a 4x type advantage. I'm sure that doesn't mean you suck or anything.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/132.png
Oh, wait. Yes it does.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/133.png
Cut that shit out.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/134.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/135.png
You are immensely stupid. Besides, I doubt Giovanni's even listening to your shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/136.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/137.png
Dammit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/138.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/139.png
Yeah, that's too easy. I'm not buying it.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/140.png
What? I'm not in this to save anyone, I'm here to fuck Team Rocket's shit up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/141.png
No.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/142.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/143.png
I said "no."
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/144.png
Oh for fuck's sake.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/145.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/146.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/147.png
What is wrong with you people?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/148.png
...:raise:
...
...
BELIEVE IT!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20011/149.png
MOST HEINOUS!
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No, it'll let you attempt to contact a man who was so frustrated by your ineptitude that he quit Team Rocket. :crossarms:
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What, did I hit a nerve?
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Flash fact: your entire plan is stupid.
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I mean, what are you going to do if, I dunno, he's not listening to the radio?
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Hell, if I were him, I'd be chillin' in some beach somewhere, or reforming Team Rocket in a region that isn't full of dumbshits.
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Like the fact that none of it was thought through?
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I honestly believe that a stiff breeze could stop Team Rocket.:crossarms:
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No. Why on earth would I be trying to save a Rocket member?
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Best back up outta my face before somethin' bad happens to you.
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Drop the shit. I know you're a Rocket.
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...You have got to be shitting me.
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I hate you so very, very much.
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I really couldn't be assed.
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I can't even believe how many ways that defies rational thought.
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First, you implied that there was even a possibility of you winning.
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Secondly, a lot of your plan is riding on the fact that I can't get to your boss because I can't get the director's key. That in and of itself is stupid, but I'll play along.
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Thirdly, you're actually willing to give up the location of a hostage if I beat you in a Pokemon battle? Instead of just, I dunno, killing the small child who's been such a pain in the ass?
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Fourth, why has no one just shot me or anything yet? You're the fucking mafia, and I'm twelve!
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Fifth: Why is it that no one on your team is has any decent Pokemon? You've only had three years to train, for fuck's sake!
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Sixth: Really, couldn't you at least diversify your team a little? Oh no. A bunch of Poison and Normal types, whatever will I do OH DUH, I'LL SEND OUT A ROCK/GROUND TYPE AND NEVER TAKE ANY DAMAGE EVER. Mix it up, you stupid cockgoblin.
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Seven: You've had three years to plan. You've probably spent thousands on this little operation. It'd take much less effort and money to simply put in a fucking classified ad. Or call his cell, for Arceus's sake.
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Eight: Also, you really should be a lot more tight lipped with your secrets. Slowpoketail, Raticatetail, and Hail Giovanni. I shouldn't know that shit. But I do. And because of that, your base in Mahogany is now my fucking Batcave.
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I'll be sporting, since you've lost anyway. I won't be pissed or hold it against you if you don't tell me where the director is. It's cool.
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...what.
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You're in luck, I have no clue where that is.
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I...oh...
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Yeah, I'd imagine it's locked or something. Ah well.
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[Flarecobra]

Why did this start playing in my head as I read that? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyH_NxJ86vs)

[RobinStarwing]

Why did this start playing in my head as I read that? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iyH_NxJ86vs)

I'm just surprised Skittles didn't turn into the Pokemon Lord of Nightmares O_O

[Token]

PREVIOUSLY ON THE MARVELOUS MISADVENTURES OF ASSHAT:

Team Rocket has been digging themselves deeper and deeper recently. They've never been bright, but many of their recent actions have been downright suicidal. First, they stole our "hero's" money, so he proceeded to force them out of Mahogany Town. This turned out to be a bad move on Asshat's part, as the Rockets decided to take over Goldenrod City. Normally, our foul-mouthed protagonist wouldn't care, but they both tampered with the slot machines and the radio tower. Without his usual stress-reliving gambling and crappy music, Asshat's rage gave him one clear goal: the complete and utter destruction of Team Rocket.

Asshat fought his way through the Radio Tower, defeating every Rocket Member in his path, and was recently given the key to Goldenrod's underground by a Rocket Executive who's stupidity reaches new limits. Asshat, disgusted by the constant inanity of the Rockets, has finally decided to take off the kid gloves and utterly obliterate the criminal organization. And so, we rejoin our hero in the Goldenrod City Pokemon Center as he decides to show just how serious he is.

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Hm... I think I need to up my street cred. I guess that with Stupidhed on my team, I'm not exactly intimidating...
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So..
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Much more intimidating. And besides, I guess you've earned a change. Even if you are a Chikorita, you're surprisingly non-sucky.
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Here we go... I'm starting to think that Team Rocket's ineptitude up until now has been a ruse to lull their enemies into a false sense of security. After all, that executive seemed quite eager to give me that key. I'm almost afraid to see what sorts of insidious security will be preventing me from entering the underground...
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...Really, it was my own fault for expecting a challenge.
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Well, allons-y.
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Hark, are those footsteps I hear?
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Oh lord. What are the odds of us getting this over with in a non-stupid manner?
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Nonexistent. Fanfuckingtastic.
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Kid, even as horrible incompetent as the Rockets are, I doubt that you could handle it.
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I beat you like Joey beats himself to thoughts of his Rattata. That is to say, frequently, painfully, and with such ferocity that it should be illegal.
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No, see, you're pathetic.
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Wait, are you saying you short-changed me after our previous battles? THAT'S IT FUCKER, IT'S ON.
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YES. YES I DO.
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WATER!
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FIRE!
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EARTH!
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MORE WATER!
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DYNAMIC PUNCH!
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BY YOUR POWERS COMBINED, I AM CAPTAIN ASSHAT!
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Cuz you's a bitch.
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No you haven't.
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Yes you did.
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As I said, you'z a bitch.
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What, do you need like a mathematical equation proving that you are in fact a bitch?
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Fuck if I know. He was also a bitch.
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Eh. Who knows.
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Gay.
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Really gay.
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If so, good for you.
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We've been over this. Your bitch status is what's keeping you from winning.
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...What is so difficult to grasp about this concept?
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Correct. Your bitchiness will persist for all time.
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This is certainly a contributing factor.
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This ain't Isshu, dude. Your dreams won't become reality.
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Well that was an unneeded distraction.
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I'm about twenty feet from the door. I'm not lost.
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Uh huh. Right.
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You bore me.
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And so, I drown you.
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Pretty much, yeah.
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Easy enough to figure out.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/051-1.png
Bet you I can.
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Three? All that means is that it'll take two more PP to defeat you.
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Case in point.
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I'm relatively certain that you were sunk by your own ineptitude.
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Congratulations, you're runner up for the stupidest laugh in Johto!
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No.
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Seeing as I'm going to defeat you anyway, can't you just tell me now? Save time?
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Didn't think so.
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Like I said, I'll win anyway.
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Like a cheap hooker, yeah.
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See the thing about Johtonians? They think that labeling the switches in the opposite order is a clever security measure.
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Amazing. Why are you talking to me?
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Okay, so how about you go do your thing, and let me go about my business?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/073-1.png
You stupid bastard.
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I mean, really, all you're doing is just making it more difficult if anyone else comes along and sees you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/076-1.png
Totally radical, I know.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Fork you.
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Fair enough.
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I suppose I could have been more polite.
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After all, it's not your fault you attempted to mug me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/082-1.png
Oh, wait. Yes it is.
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Skittles? Feel free to feast.
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Well, that was gruesome.
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Do I look lost?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/086-1.png
My shoes are also covered in the blood of a burglar. Clearly, I know what I'm doing.
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If it's any consolation, I'm afraid that you might procreate at some point.
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I mean, the thought of your spawn running around out there in public... ugh.
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I'll be blunt, it sickens me.
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Just... ugh.
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Pretty easily, really.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/093-1.png
Wanna bet?
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Forgive me if I don't flip a shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/096-1.png
Look at all that shit that still hasn't been flipped.
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The shit is still sitting there, in an entirely stationary and unflipped manner.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/098-1.png
The only shit that is being flipped belongs to you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/099-1.png
Flippin' that shit like a fry cook.
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Quite astute.
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He doesn't care. He doesn't even know who you are.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Oh, sup dude? I seem to recall you not pissing me off.
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Quite awesomely, yes. I don't suppose you've actually caught another Pokemon yet, have you?
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You did? Good job. I'm considering letting you stay on when I take over.
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A little more type diversity would help, but that's not really your fault, is it?
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After all, the Rocket's current policy is basically enforced stupidity.
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Eh. I guess.
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Glad to hear it, Minion 1.
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Quite easily.
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Wanna bet?
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This is gonna be a breeze.
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Oh, right. Selfdestruct. You motherfucker.
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Avenge your fallen brother!
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I mean, obviously it'd be an adopted brother, considering he's a Grass type and you're a Rock type... you know what I mean.
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Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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No, I came to get the Card Key.
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Did you not understand what I said?
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Wh...what about it?
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It's been "taken over" by the Rockets.
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... I hate you.
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About time.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/126-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
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Yeah, I sorta figured the key would be used to unlock the doors. Thank you for that.
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I am unmoved by your plight.
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They will continue to make it difficult for me to listen to my tunes in peace. That is all.
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That's not how radio works at all.
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Stop calling! Stop calling! I don't wanna talk any more!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/135-1.png
Well fine, I guess...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/136-1.png
You stupid motherfucker.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/137-1.png
Yes. Fuck yes. Hell fucking yes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/138-1.png
I don't care. I just got a motherfucking Amulet Coin.
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My policy is now to rake in all the money everywhere and then spend it at the Goldenrod Game Corner. :dance:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/141-1.png
This is clearly shaping up to be a good day.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/143-1.png
Also it seems that the underground leads to the Department Store's basement for some reason? And the director still can't just escape?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/144-1.png
Everything does not suck. :dance:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/145-1.png
I may have spoken too soon.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/146-1.png
No. Please never breathe again.
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Yes it will. Don't even lie.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/149-1.png
I know that by now.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/150-1.png
Arceus I hope not.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/151-1.png
Now, where was I?
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Ah yes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/153-1.png
Destroying the fuck out of Team Rocket.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/154-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/155-1.png
I... key... just... obviously... director... No? :raise:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/156-1.png
A compelling argument.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/157-1.png
Fundamentally flawed though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/158-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/159-1.png
No. I got the Card Key off of eBay.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/160-1.png
Sarcasm, motherfucker. Do you grasp it?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/161-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/162-1.png
So you take quad-damage from fire? Fantastic. That'll be good to know when I'm disposing of your corpse.
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Oh?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/164-1.png
:crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/165-1.png
Yeah, like I was really gonna stand still and not be a douche after you said that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/166-1.png
The fuck on. You consider yourself the Team Rocket fortress, and all you have is a single Golbat.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/167-1.png
I cannot even explain how stupid that is. Wow.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/168-1.png
I mean fuck. Even judging by the normal Rocket standards of stupidity, you've really raised the fucking bar.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/169-1.png
Should I care either way?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/170-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/171-1.png
Except that's never going to happen ever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/172-1.png
In fact, if your Pokemon are only "cute" if they beat me, then that means they're almost as ugly as you are.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/173-1.png
U.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/174-1.png
G.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/175-1.png
L.
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Y.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/177-1.png
Y'all ain't got no alibi; you ugly.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/178-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/179-1.png
Because you are a horrible DJ. Nickleback? Really? Fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/181-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/181-1.png
Nah. You all look the same to me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/183-1.png
I think you'll find that you will.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/184-1.png
With any luck, after you I only have to fight the dumbass in charge.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/185.png
And as we've established...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/186.png
...you're just another faceless obstacle on my path to bitchin' music...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/187.png
...and obstacles don't stay in my way for very long.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/188.png
I'm pretty sure it happened all over the place.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/189.png
Of course you did. I've got pure, unbridled rage on my side.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/190.png
No. But then again, someone as pathetic as you isn't worthy to even call me that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/191.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/192.png
I've fought every member of your organization except for the leader. I have yet to see any magnificence.
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I'm sure you do. Now if you'll excuse me, I have one more mindless fuckwit to crush beneath my heel.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/195.png
No. I'm simply a figment of your imagination.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/196.png
That or your underlings all suck.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/197.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/198.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/199.png
You couldn't have done something less annoying, like posted it on your Facebook?
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Flash-fact: He. Doesn't. Care!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/202.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/203.png
That's not going to happen. Ever. I'm tired of your shit, so I'm shutting you down.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/204.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/205.png
It's too late for that, dude. You're the only one left. But if it's a battle you want, fine.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/206.png
Let's rock it. :cool:
WARNING! BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS FINAL ROCKET DUMBSHIT
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/207.png
Huh. Didn't expect that.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/208.png
Still, no matter.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/209.png
Because at the end of the day, you're just another Rocket. I don't care if you're a Grunt, executive, hell Giovanni himself! None of you will ever get away with mildly inconveniencing me!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/210.png
So fuck you. Fuck the spaceship you flew in on. Fuck your stupid outfits. Fuck your purple hair. Fuck your grunts, fuck your plans, fuck Mewtwo, fuck Giovanni, and most of all, fuck Joey.]
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/212.png
Now get the fuck out of my tower, and if I see you in the streets, I'm slapping the shit out of you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/213.png
Uh huh. Get out.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/214.png
No. I don't want to hear your stupid speech where you break down or whatever. I want you to fix the slots, blast some fucking Ke$ha, and get out of my sight.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/215.png
I swear to Dennis, I will punch you in the throat.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/216.png
We have established that. Now LEAVE.
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Good, fine, whatever, SHUT THE FUCK UP.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/219.png
Finally. I am in no mood to listen to any more jackasses tonight.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/220.png
Mother of FUCK.
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THEY WERE NEVER IN ANY DANGER. All the Rockets wanted was to get their boss to love them again! It wasn't even evil, it was just pathetic!
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This had better be like a fucking Master Ball or something.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/225.png
Of course not. That would have made this worthwhile.
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Oh Zapdos. Exposition.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/228.png
Do I look like I care?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/229.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/230.png
I definitely don't want to give off that appearance. Trust me, I don't care. At all.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/231.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/232.png
But seriously, what kind of a system is this?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/233.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/234.png
For saving your tower or whatever, you give me a Pokemon's discarded feather.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/235.png
That's fucking disgusting, and I hate you.
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So I got a Lugia's feather. That's still disgusting.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/238.png
I'm leaving now. I cannot take any more shit today. Everyone I have spoken to since I got transported here has just been a complete fucking idiot, and today's idiocy was so fucking far above and beyond the call of cunttardedness. I'm done.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20012/239.png
Fuckin' A.


NEXT TIME: Deus Ex Pokeball

[Flarecobra]

....Dennis?

[Token]

Fan nickname for Genosect. What people thought was his battle music had a bunch of ominus Latin chanting that sounds oddly like "Dennis."

[RobinStarwing]

Dude, you are epic in your rage!

[Token]

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/001-1.png
Okay, now that I've solved all that other crap,time to head to Blackthorn, get my badge, beat the League, and get out of here. Assuming Palkia keeps up it's end of the bargain, anyway...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/002-1.png
No you aren't.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/003-1.png
Seriously, if you think you'll win, you should probably change your Trainer Class, cuz damn.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/004-1.png
Get a mohawk and become a Bird Keeper or something.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/005-1.png
Oh, mewdammit. That pun is bad even by my standards. They're Bird Keepers, and they all have mohawks? Damn.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/006-1.png
Because I beat you with two Thunderpunches? Kid, I'm already in pain from that other joke, don't make it any worse.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/007-1.png
Fuck off Joey. Oh. Wait. Whoops.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/008-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/009-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/010-1.png
What.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/011-1.png
You spent my Elite Four stash on a doll? Are you shitting me?
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What a coincidence, I have two shinies, a Sudowoodo, and a Johto starter. None of which I went out of my way to get.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/014-1.png
Guess that just means I'm better than you in every possible way.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/015-1.png
Just to rub it in, I'll whip yo' ass with one of the shinies.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/016-1.png
How's that taste? Not the Ice Punch, the knowledge of your incessant failure?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/017-1.png
If you touch them, I will end you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/018-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/019-1.png
Yes. It also means they are more FABULOUS.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/020-1.png
Why are you twisting my words you bastard.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/021-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/022-1.png
Yes. Yes I did.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/023-1.png
Stand here and laugh. Also, knock out your Pokemon.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/024-1.png
Ha ha ha.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/025-1.png
Ha ha ha ha.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/026-1.png
Ha ha ha.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/027-1.png
Best part?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/028-1.png
Now that all your Pokemon are knocked out, you'll have to go to the Pokemon Center before you can catch anything else. Which means you'll probably never see that Poliwag again.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/029-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/030-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/031-1.png
MOTHER.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/032-1.png
FUCK. Those things are fucking huge, how do they always manage to sneak up on me like that?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/033-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/034-1.png
So what you're saying is, you're about to drop?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/035-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/036-1.png
Yeah, I'm just gonna stand right here and not give a shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/037-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/038-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/039-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/040-1.png
No, it's right. I told you I wouldn't give a shit. And hey, look at that! I didn't give one.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/041-1.png
I know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/042-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/043-1.png
Don't be silly. I'm a good trainer, and I've never seen a tough opponent.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/044-1.png
Are you gonna be tough?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/045-1.png
Of course not.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/046-1.png
Why would I even think that?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/047-1.png
You're a failure. Get out of my sight.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/048-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/049-1.png
Fantastic, more cannon fodder.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/050-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/051-1.png
You're half right.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/052-1.png
Also: how the hell did your hair just go from black to blonde?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/053-1.png
Drown in the everlasting rains of oblivion or whatever.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/054-1.png
I really don't even care anymore. You people are literally the best that Johto has to offer, and it's just getting boring.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/055-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/056-1.png
Be more specific, there are like seven of them.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/057-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/058-1.png
Come on dude, water you doing? At least try to put up a fight.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/059-1.png
Figures.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/060-1.png
Sure, why not.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/061-1.png
Huh. Cool.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/062-1.png
Oh, damn. It's a puzzle. I hate puzzles.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/063-1.png
Holy shit, those things are creepy. But, y'never know when you'll need an Ice type.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/064-1.png
So, until a better Ice type comes along, you belong with me.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/065-1.png
Speak of the devil. Swinub are awesome. T.Swift, have fun living the rest of your life in Box 1. Say hi to the Eevee.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/066-1.png
But seriously.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/067-1.png
How in the fuck does a cave form with built in puzzles?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/068-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/069-1.png
Stupid.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/070-1.png
Fucking.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/071-1.png
Puzzles.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/072-1.png
Hate them so much.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/073-1.png
So, Groudon, or whoever built this damn thing. Fuck you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/074-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/075-1.png
Yeah, I don't even know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/076-1.png
So, how does Pohatu grunting give me the power too move boulders?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/077-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/078-1.png
And it's probably a bad thing that he's pretty much an HM-Slave at this point.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/079-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/080-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-snooze!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/081-1.png
No, see, it was funny because TM 44 is Rest... (doo-doo-doo-doo).
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/082-1.png
It was totally funny.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/083-1.png
Don't fucking judge me.
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Yes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/086-1.png
I see what you did there.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/087-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/088-1.png
Yeah, that's fantastic. But more importantly...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/089-1.png
They have a real Pokemart.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/090-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-shop!
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Doo-doo-doo-dammit!
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Ugh.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/095-1.png
Die slowly.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/097-1.png
Time to powerlevel Kanye until he becomes useful. There is no possible way this will create any humorously annoying events.:dance:
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Tou-fucking-che, universe.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/101-1.png
Dammit Joey.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/102-1.png
I blame you for all of this.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/103-1.png
Even if I was the one who awoke the gerbils, it's only because you made me try to kill myself.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/104-1.png
Sweet.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/105-1.png
But seriously, I'm fucking tired of gods and demigods pissing me off. Time to send them all a lesson.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/106-1.png
It's time for me to surpass god.
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Let's do this shit.
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I hate caves. I really do.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/112-1.png
Luckily, I brought a towel.
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Allons-y!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/114-1.png
That wasn't so bad. But now...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/115-1.png
where doing this man
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/116-1.png
where making this hapen
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/117-1.png
Twenty Ultra Balls, sixteen Great Balls, and one Pokeball later.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/117-1.png
Have fun with T. Swift and Ford.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/119-1.png
Doo-doo-doo-doo!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/120-1.png
Heal! Also I have a gym to defeat or something?
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Wow, I guess it was totally convenient that I happened to level up Kanye West.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/125-1.png
Is it my first? I can't even remember anymore. Fuck if I know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/126-1.png
About as tough as every other type?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/127-1.png
Fuck you, Paul.
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How dare you challenge me to a battle when I go into a gym or something.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/131-1.png
I'm disappointed in you.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/132-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/133-1.png
I've met a dude called Lance who uses his Dragonite to Hyper Beam everything.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/134-1.png
The really stupid thing about this gym's puzzle is that she can't get out unless someone solves it. Ten bucks says nothing in this gym has Strength.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/135-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/136-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/137-1.png
Weird puzzle shit is the worst shit.
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Actually, no.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/140-1.png
Weird puzzle shit, while shitty, can be dealt with fairly easily.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/141-1.png
Weird time shit, on the other hand, is the most shitacular shit to ever shit a shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/142-1.png
Weird time shit is fairly disgusting, yes.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/143-1.png
Doesn't mean I don't hate puzzles though.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/144-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/145-1.png
Fair enough. Latios forbid that any of you actually follow your gym's theme.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/146-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/147-1.png
Uh dude? The Ice gym is thataway.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/148-1.png
Well, it is. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/149-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/150-1.png
Flash fact: Not only are they both less powerful than Dragons, they evolve into one. :knowledge:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/151-1.png
Stupid puzzles.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/152-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/153-1.png
Yeah, but it's not zero percent. And if it's not zero, then for me, it might as well be a hundred percent!
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/154-1.png
After all, who the hell do you think I am? I shoved a god in a ball and left it to gather dust. The odds of you actually beating me are non-existent.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/155-1.png
Case in point.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/156-1.png
No it isn't.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/157-1.png
Not really.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/158-1.png
Yes. Living things usually are.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/159-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/160-1.png
Wanna bet?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/161-1.png
I use dragons hurr durr look at me
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/162-1.png
The only good pokemon of my type are all in different regions lololol
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/163-1.png
Also my leader is a dumbass who's trapped herself in her own gym BUT YEAH GUYS DWAGONZ ARE SUPAR SERIUS.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/164-1.png
See? I wasn't serious at all. But wait... I was serious about not being serious... Whatever. I'll call it a victory.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/165-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/166-1.png
What about Lance? Or Drake? Or Iris? Or Shaga? Or pretty much anyone else who has ever used a Dragon?
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So what you're saying is I won't have any trouble beating the League. Good to know.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/169-1.png
I'm still standing here with a Pokeball in my hand, aren't I?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/170-1.png
Okay, fine. Now shut up and send something out.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/171-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/172-1.png
No shit. Let's go.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/173-1.png
WARNING! BOSS BATTLE!
TokenASSHAT VS DRAGON DRAG QUEEN
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/174-1.png
Well shit. Didn't expect you to be so heartless.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/175-1.png
Much better.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/176-1.png
Y'know, I'm really over fighting Dragons. There are what, four varieties in this entire region? Boring.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/177-1.png
Over it. :crossarms:
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/178-1.png
Eh. It's not as derpy as Dragonite, so I suppose it could be worse.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/179-1.png
Oh, you motherf-
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/180-1.png
hahahahahahahahahaha.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/181-1.png
And then it died horribly.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/182-1.png
Yep.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/183-1.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/184-1.png
Nope.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/185.png
Oh?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/186.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/187.png
Pretty sure I am. They use Rock, Fighting, Psychic, Poison, Dark, and Dragon. I could sweep them just using Deckard and Wallace.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/188.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/189.png
I know, you should give me my badge and TM, then shut the hell up.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/190.pnghttp://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/191.png
Look at all the caring I'm not doing.
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Also: look at all the fucking yourself you should go do if you think I'm going into some mangy cave just to look for a stupid tooth.
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I don't use Dragons though. I'm a winner.
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The fact that I kicked your ass six ways to Sunday doesn't prove I'm worthy?
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Oh.
Fuck.
NAW.

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The fuck does this bitch think she doin'?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/202.png
Shit gotta be illegal.
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Nigga definitely be crossin' the line.
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Beating you in a battle: not worth. Finding a fang that was RIGHT THERE IN PLAIN FUCKING SIGHT: worthy.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/207.png
Doo-doo-doo-fucking-doo.
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Doo-doo... no fuck this. Just gimme the shit, then get the fuck out of my face.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/210.png
I thought that was just you.
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Keep telling yourself that.
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I'm taking it just so you won't have it.
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No thanks to you.
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Nigga, I know that shit.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/219.png
Just surf east from New Bark. Not a big secret.
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Excuse me. I'm going to scream in inarticulate rage now.
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I... wasn't... going... t....ARRRRGHAHGHGHGHGHAHHAHGHAHGAHHAHGHGAHHAFUCKYO UUUUUUUUUUAARRRRGHHHHHHH
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ALL. MY. HATE.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/227-1.png
WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT, ELM.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/228-1.png
IT HAD BETTER BE GOOD.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/229-1.png
YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY I'M GOING TO NEW BARK ANYWAY.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Episode%20013/230-1.png
YEAH, FINE.

NEXT TIME: The second to last episode of the Marvelous Misadventures of Asshat! I've been powerleveling like crazy, and I'm ready for you guys to pick my final team out of the following:
Leafyhed-Chikorita-50.
Kanye West-Piloswine-50
Stabeak-Fearow-50
Pohatu-Graveller-50
Skittles-Gyrados-50
Wallace-Hypno-50
Deckard-Ampharos-50
Terry-Crobat-50
Argent-Lugia-40
Sayrune-Poliwhirl-50
Lagann-Rhydon-50
Kittan-Beedrill-40
I think that's everyone. >_>

The only stipulations are that I'd like to use Leafyhed, and I'd prefer not to use Argent. Other than that, go nuts. I'll take suggestions up until I start working on the last episode, which will be in about a week. More info on why it'll be the final episode soon. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go watch Glee. Peace, niggaz.

[Julford Hajime]

You forgot to mention Black Star the Staryu, but fuck him anyway so it doesn't matter.

Anywho, my DEMANDS FOR YOUR TEAM are:

Leafyhed,
Skittles & Wallace (THEY ARE A TEAM AND SHOULD NOT BE SEPERATED EVER),
Deckard,
Sayrune,
LPers choice, because I just named the major players of the last several installments. I always Pohatu has been less frequent recently or else I'd nominate him. Oh, FUCK KANYE. I've always hated Piloswine, so Kanye West gets my vote to sit in the box for FOREVA.

Edit: Oh, and did you seriously see all three dogs while you were montage training Kanye? Or were you just fucking with us and you GS'd in those fights or something?

[Token]

I haven't GS'd anything at all. If it showed up, it happened. And the reason I didn't mention Black Star is because he's an HM slave and still level 20. I have a bunch of other guys I didn't mention because I'm lazy as fuck and they're low level.

Katy Perry-Deliberd-22
T. Swift-Jynx-22
Snooki-Krabby-20
Ninten-Lapras-20
Nana-Electrode-23
Erik-Magnemite-16
Murderface-Machop-14
Cockgoblin-Sudowoodo-20
GOB-Abra-10
Persephone-Drowzee-12
(A Pimp Named) Slickback-Ditto -10
Totaro-Togepi-5
Shoop Da-Wooper-4
Cordelia-Paras-10
Berilia-Donphan-33
Solvernia-Skarmory-27
Dionysus-Weepinbell-30

[Locke cole]

Wait, second-to-last episode?

But the game's not even half-done.

[Token]

As soon as I figured out what direction I was taking this LP (so back in early Feburary), I decided that I was going to break it up into "volumes." MMoA is almost over, and then I'll start Asshat's Spectacular Shenanigans. I'm really looking forward to that one, and I think it'll be more fun than what I've done so far. Because I'm bored and have had the first bit uploaded for a couple of months now, have a preview.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/001.png

And have a bit of LP.


Ngh...dammit...Stupid dragon...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/002.png
Excuse me?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/003.png
Wait, what?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/004.png
As in the jackass those other jackasses were trying to contact?
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Topaz%20001/005.png
Oh hell.

[Locke cole]

Oh, this sounds lovely.

[Token]

I'm certainly very excited for it. :dance:

[Fusionman]

This is this best way to start a sequel LP ever. However 1 stipulation. I want a Pokemon or 2 named after Mass Effect characters. Preferably after Saren, Fist or the Reapers.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Oh...wow