Resident Evil 5: The Movie

[Seil]

How is this not Resi5? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dc5iiT0f1s&feature=channel)

[Magus]

I really wish they'd reboot that series because the first movie always struck me as something "not completely horrible" and like something good could actually come out of movies based on the games.

I like its impressive attempt to make you think James Cameron is involved in it:

"FILMED WITH THE
JAMES /VINCENT
CAMERON/ PACE
FUSION CAMERA SYSTEM"

I guess its 3D, anyway.

One or two of the set pieces in this trailer would look impressive if this were something totally unrelated but since it is an RE movie starring Mila Jovovovich I can't be moved to even give it a chance.

[Azisien]

Is there a ridiculous torrent of QTEs on a plane? Then yes it would be RE5 the movie.

[bluestarultor]

Looks pretty good to me. Not necessarily anything like Resi5, but still not like a bad action flick given the sample material.

[Magus]

Don't worry, it is going to be bad. Super bad. The highly scripted and stylized hijinks of Milla Jovovovovich are incredibly annoying and have annoyed me ever since I saw Ultraviolet.

[Seil]

Ultraviolet

...I got nothing.

It was just so... so... so so mediocre.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

WTF is this shit??!!

[DFM]

That looks pretty terrible even for an action movie.

[Doc ock rokc]

God this is Bad.
How bad is it?!
Lets find out!
squeal? YES!
Derailment of original gender? Yes
Hollywood clean sets? Yes
Rip off of Old Pop culture movie? Yes.
annoying song? Fuck yes.
trys to sell on pure sex? Wet shirt scene says yes for me.
over doing the chosen one role? yes
pop culture monster? Yes
Can derive the ENTIRE plot by the trailor? Yes.
grabs interest? mildly
Loses interest? at "alice"
clearly Cheaply made weapon? Yes
Hard to read stylized font? Yes
Lame wall break? Yes
dodging an NON attack with a flip? FOR CHRIST SAKES!