An Open Letter to...

[Nique]

An Open Letter to Jeph Jacques:

Your character designs are becoming eerily reminiscent of the Berenstain Bears (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernstein_Bears). This is both awkward and highly uncomfortable for me as the only logical conclusion to this continued pattern is a fanfiction featuring both your characters and those of Stan and Jan Berenstain. As Pintsize is not an apporpriate character for a children's book, I would ask that you please see to correcting this issue immediately.

Sincerely,
Me


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Anything an author or artist is doing recently that bugs the hell out of you? Let's hear it!

[Loyal]

Dear Tarol Hunt:

Would you pick a storyline and stick with it, please? With updates as infrequent as they are, combined with three or four (or more?) storylines running concurrently, switching between them whenever anything suspensful or exciting happens is really quite grating.

Still enjoying your work,
Loyal

[Funka Genocide]

Dear Music Industry,

Seriously, I just want one hit, not even a whole album. Where's my Macarena? I could totally leverage the proceeds from one song into never working again, lets get on it people.

-Erick

[Kim]

An open letter to Capcom:

Please make another Megaman X game. Not another NES Megaman, because 9 was pretty much perfect. Not another Megaman Zero, because Cyber Elfs are terrible. Just Megaman X.

Sincerely,
Someone who goddamn loves Megaman X

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Dear Michael Cera:

Go fuck yourself! Try playing a new role other then the awkward horny teen.

-Chris

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Dear Tim Burton:

You ruined Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Congrats on making Johnny Depp some deranged pedophile.

-Chris

[Kim]

Dear Michael Cera:

Go fuck yourself! Try playing a new role other then the awkward horny teen.

-Chris


Actually, that's not a problem with the actor. It's a problem with the people who hire him. He did one role, did well in that role, so people only ever hire him for it. Blame the industry for typecasting, not the actor who gets typecast.

[krogothwolf]

Dear Mac

Tim Burton made Charlie and the Chocolate Factory an awesome movie to scare children with, Johnny Depp is great nightmare material in it.

-Krogo the Magnificent

[Lumenskir]

ITT: People have the wrong opinion about things and tell everyone about them.

[Loyal]

It's almost like that's the point of this thread, yeah.

[Kim]

It's almost like that's the point of this thread, yeah.

Saying that loses a lot of its effect when it's coming from someone who has contributed to the thread.

[Nique]

ITT: People have the wrong opinion about things and tell everyone about them.


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...Dad?

[phil_]

Dear Miura Kentarou,

Seriously, cut it out with the hiatuses. I'm not going to have grandkids to share this with, you don't need to wait up for me.

A concerned fan among many concerned fans.

[Nique]

Sega: Knock that shit off.

No-I'm-not-even-kidding,
-Me