Top NPF Bannings of all time

[Odjn]

See I am a bad man and whenever someone gets banned amusingly I chortle with glee. So I shall share MY top two favorite bans with you, then you guys share yours!

#1

Mod: Mashirosen
Asshole: Heresy488

Banpost:


Get out and don't ever come back, you disgusting piece of shit. I'm sorry I didn't see this sooner, everyone, and I'm sorry you had to put up with this, NonCon.

I've been noticing a minor uptick in Creepy Fucking Shit being said around here and it's not going to be tolerated. There are plenty of other places on the internet you can go to show off what a greasy social maladjust you are and be applauded for it by your fellow cave trolls. Get the actual fuck out and go there if that's your thing.

#2 (and #3)

Mods: Fenris/McTahr
Asshole: Nightshine

Mctahr's post was short and sweet, as was Fenris'. Gotta love him calling a forumer a faggot in a mod infested thread. Classic dumbassery.

Your turn guise!

[Fenris]

Even though this might be better in General, I'm gonna go ahead and say that it's okay here too since the description of this forum is "For things you like to watch, read or listen to." and the forums can technically be called media.

Also I'm lazy.

[Odjn]

That was my intent all along.

>.>

<.<

[Amake]

Forums: The media you consume while creating. How meta.

Anyway what is all this I don't even know anyone who's banned except He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, the Predecessor-Of-Six Unfriend. And I don't know what that was about. How about some background info to the gloating?

[Eldezar]

Why am I trying? (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=34497) and What have I done? (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=922885&postcount=13) Best. Ban. Ever.

note: left out the greater details of the ban so as not to disturb the forces.

[POS Industries]

Yo Heresy and Nightshine, I'm real happy for ya and I'ma let you finish, but Frogman had the best banning of all time.

Of all time! (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=36072)

[Kim]

"bad repo"

Can't even make it past the first paragraph without ridiculousness.

[Flarecobra]

What about The Guy Who Kept Coming Back?

[POS Industries]

What about The Guy Who Kept Coming Back?
What, TDK? Yeah, fun was had with him. My personal favorite was back when he was masquerading as Redneck Scientist and he got put into a usergroup where no one could see his posts except him. Shit went on for months until he admitted who he was and was promptly banned for bandodging.

Though personally I feel that him actually winning us over and becoming a not-banned member in the end disqualifies him from competition.

[Osterbaum]

I'm going to stick with the classics. This whole thread. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=5350) Specifically describing himself without realizing it (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=157244&postcount=1), confronted (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=157585&postcount=12), himself confirming he's a douche (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=157630&postcount=18), and banning (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=157642&postcount=19) him (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=157676&postcount=25).

[Sky Warrior Bob]

I vaguely recall that Shiney was temp banned, about 2 forum hosting services past (on the ol' EZ board). Back when he was a massive spammer & just kept offering to eat every other posters face.

Not the most epic, sure... But as a forum mod, it kinda does rank up there.

SWB
(If I recall, he posted as shineyshineyshines way back then. Maybe 1 more shiney in the user name.)

[Osterbaum]

We need a new hilarious banning on these forums. You know, one with an entire thread made by the person so badly wronged by the mods or whomever.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

What, TDK? Yeah, fun was had with him. My personal favorite was back when he was masquerading as Redneck Scientist and he got put into a usergroup where no one could see his posts except him. Shit went on for months until he admitted who he was and was promptly banned for bandodging.

Though personally I feel that him actually winning us over and becoming a not-banned member in the end disqualifies him from competition.

Goddamn I love the moderators around here.

You guys are awesome.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

We need a new hilarious banning on these forums. You know, one with an entire thread made by the person so badly wronged by the mods or whomever.

You mean like what fifth did a couple months ago?

[Flarecobra]

I was thinking like Wandering Wombat.

Wait, who was it that made the "Shiney: Asshole or Shitface?" thread?

[Fenris]

bhatorot.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I think the Joshelplex banning was the most satisfying.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I find this thread incredibly enlightening. Almost like a guide of 'Examples of how to not be a human being'

Makes me wish I was around for these.

[bluestarultor]

I find this thread incredibly enlightening. Almost like a guide of 'Examples of how to not be a human being'

Makes me wish I was around for these.

It shouldn't. It really, really shouldn't.

You have to realize there was time we had to deal with these people BEFORE they were banned.

I think one of my favorites was Iyeru. Not because I disliked the guy, in fact he was totally awesome to talk to in PMs, but because his thread-making habits were so incredibly bizarre that at one point the mods actually begged him to try normal spamming instead of the mind-warping stuff he was known for.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Well, not so much the idea of staying around for them to be annoying, mostly skipping straight to the point where they got banned. That just sounds pretty satisfying.

[synkr0nized]

You could probably entertain yourself, if that's your thing, by perusing the forum leaders (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showgroups.php) page and checking their latest listed post(s). Chances are good that'll find the one(s) most related to their bannings.

[Fenris]

I think one of my favorites was Iyeru.
Oh god yes.


Not because I disliked the guy,

I totally disliked the guy.

in fact he was totally awesome to talk to in PMs, but because his thread-making habits were so incredibly bizarre that at one point the mods actually begged him to try normal spamming instead of the mind-warping stuff he was known for.
I'm pretty sure that never happened. If I remember correctly, we just told him to cut out the "chinese finger trap for the mind shit" that he was wont of. Never once did we tell him to try regular spam as far as I know, and if we did it was probably as a joke.


And I think that time where we banned Seil was pretty rad too. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1054824#post1054824)

[bluestarultor]

I'm pretty sure that never happened. If I remember correctly, we just told him to cut out the "chinese finger trap for the mind shit" that he was wont of. Never once did we tell him to try regular spam as far as I know, and if we did it was probably as a joke.

Okay, "begged" is the wrong word (although re-reading Fifth's post still brings forth a touch of being at wit's end), but yeah, Fifth told him to do Yodadog or some novella on his girlfriend, which I'm fairly sure counts as spam for the most part, but then I don't make the rules. ;P


Point is, Iyeru is the only guy I can remember who got banned for being weird.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Even if it is fake. I shall bask in the most recent one.

[Fenris]

Okay, "begged" is the wrong word (although re-reading Fifth's post still brings forth a touch of being at wit's end), but yeah, Fifth told him to do Yodadog or some novella on his girlfriend, which I'm fairly sure counts as spam for the most part, but then I don't make the rules. ;P


Point is, Iyeru is the only guy I can remember who got banned for being weird.

Unfortunately, he is. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=698918#post698918)

This guy weirds me out so much that I retroactively want to ban him for that shit still.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Unfortunately, he is. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=698918#post698918)

This guy weirds me out so much that I retroactively want to ban him for that shit still.

Unban him, invite him back, when he posts, ban him again.

[Fenris]

Hard to unban a guy Meister wouldn't let you ban in the first place. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Hard to unban a guy Meister wouldn't let you ban in the first place. http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

Yes but you have the power to do it now.

[Fenris]

So what you're telling me is:

Ban him, unban him immediately afterwards, invite him back, wait until he posts, and then ban him again? :raise:

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

So what you're telling me is:

Ban him, unban him immediately afterwards, invite him back, wait until he posts, and then ban him again? :raise:

Exactly.

[MasterOfMagic]

The one Krylo actually drew an awesome comic for is the one that immediately came to mind, but there's no way I'm going back to find it.

[Krylo]

The one Krylo actually drew an awesome comic for is the one that immediately came to mind, but there's no way I'm going back to find it.

Comic'd be broken anyway as I have reorganized my photobucket since then.

Anyway:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/krylo/random/Comic.jpg

[Bells]

Right now i can imagine you guys, on a cliff, by the shore. All wearing monocles, tophats and with a dry martini on your left hands (right hand if you're lefty) watching the wooden crosses with pinned skulls of every defeated townfolk you ever slayed, going:

"That one was a mighty banning, wouldn't say?"
"Quite."
"His head tumbled with a mere touch of my broad steel axe."
"Wonderful form, old chap."
"Shall we defecate in their graves?"
"Quite."

[Fenris]

They know!

[Wigmund]

What ever happened to Godhand Prime? Was he banned or did he just storm off with his beautiful degrees?

[Fenris]

What ever happened to Godhand Prime? Was he banned or did he just storm off with his beautiful degrees?

The worst rule he broke was being an idiot who wasn't very good at discussion, so he was never banned, no.

[Kim]

I kinda wish he'd stuck around. Discussion could always use more FOREIGN WHORES!!!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

xehanort was and still is my favorite banning next to NightShine.

[Ecks]

Right now i can imagine you guys, on a cliff, by the shore. All wearing monocles, tophats and with a dry martini on your left hands (right hand if you're lefty) watching the wooden crosses with pinned skulls of every defeated townfolk you ever slayed, going:

"That one was a mighty banning, wouldn't say?"
"Quite."
"His head tumbled with a mere touch of my broad steel axe."
"Wonderful form, old chap."
"Shall we defecate in their graves?"
"Quite."

Maybe it's the massive amount of Numbery Days I've been playing lately (a friend recently finished the game and I've been playing Mission Mode to help get him enough Heart Points to buy the Zero Gear), but I imagine you guys all wearing black coats with the heads from your avatars, sitting on the thrones in Where Nothing Gathers.

Again, blame the KH for the unoriginality.

[Toastburner B]

I gotta say that Frogman was probably my favorite. However, that was probably mostly because I online when that went down.

And because no one else posted it: The Guy Who Kept Coming Back, aka, Shiney - Asshole or shitface (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=11768). Unless I am remembering wrong, this was the source of the largest mass banning in NPF history.

Fake bans, sure, but bans none the less.

[Flarecobra]

I mentioned it...Just couldn't find it for the life of me. -_-

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Unfortunately, he is. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=698918#post698918)

This guy weirds me out so much that I retroactively want to ban him for that shit still.

Goddamn, man. I guess it's a blessing I haven't been around long enough to see anything as bad as this, especially not this guy in particular (all things considered).

[Fenris]

I mean the thing is is he didn't break the rules as much as he just creeped me the hell out. Unfortunately, creeping a mod the hell out isn't suitable reason for banishment.

should go put that in the rules or somethin

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

All I know is that I have never been banned.

[bluestarultor]

I mean the thing is is he didn't break the rules as much as he just creeped me the hell out. Unfortunately, creeping a mod the hell out isn't suitable reason for banishment.

should go put that in the rules or somethin

Well, technically, he did do a lot of spam. Like using whatever character he used at the time to make a totally empty post. I'd have to recheck the codes in the boxes to be able to figure out what it actually was (possibly the Null?).

Also his final thread about how (with the old layout) his lack of a title made his name take up the exact same amount of space on the top and bottom.

[Fenris]

I was talking about xehanort!

[bluestarultor]

I was talking about xehanort!

My mistake. :sweatdrop

[Kroze Gamegod]

I still constantly wonder every day why I am not banned....

[bluestarultor]

I still constantly wonder every day why I am not banned....

Because you never post. Long time no see. :P

[Art of Hilt]

Can't remember anyone by name, but what about that one thread, where there were so many people going "FIRST POST" "THIRD POST" "38th POST" and they didn't stop regardless of how many of them were banned and what number their post was.

That was kind of crazy.

[Fenris]

Can't remember anyone by name, but what about that one thread, where there were so many people going "FIRST POST" "THIRD POST" "38th POST" and they didn't stop regardless of how many of them were banned and what number their post was.

That was kind of crazy.

derp (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=978584)

goddamn forum reads like a youtube video's comments section

[Amake]

he got put into a usergroup where no one could see his posts except him. You can do that? Wow, now I'll never be able to sleep from the fear that I may become invisible and not even know it. :crying:

[Jagos]

I vaguely recall that Shiney was temp banned, about 2 forum hosting services past (on the ol' EZ board). Back when he was a massive spammer & just kept offering to eat every other posters face.

Not the most epic, sure... But as a forum mod, it kinda does rank up there.

SWB
(If I recall, he posted as shineyshineyshines way back then. Maybe 1 more shiney in the user name.)

On TWC? When Franger was a huge spammer himself?

[synkr0nized]

On TWC? When Franger was a huge spammer himself?

He's either gotten busier or less bored, as he sure doesn't post even half of what he used to [he's still stuck with clanBOB, even though we banned him once before].

[Seil]

We need a new hilarious banning on these forums. You know, one with an entire thread made by the person so badly wronged by the mods or whomever.

http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/RaiRO/jerk.jpg?t=1277794450

There are a few I remember. I was going to post the comic, but Krylo stole my thunder.

Anyways, I could go with the perverted stuff first, on account of my crippling, crippling porn addiction.

How Long Is Your Member? (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=14799)

Pedos And The Law (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=23343)

My favorite bans of yesteryear. (http://i165.photobucket.com/albums/u59/Poetisch/RaiRO/jerk.jpg?t=1277794450)

[Jagos]

He's either gotten busier or less bored, as he sure doesn't post even half of what he used to [he's still stuck with clanBOB, even though we banned him once before].

I remember that. The one picture and "white spots"

Oh boy did that cause a ruckus...

[Mondt]

Pedos And The Law (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=23343)I don't really understand this banning.

Like I remember the guy not really being a constructive poster, I think, but there was nothing really in that thread banworthy. He was just saying that pedophilia happens and it really shouldn't be discriminated against.

Like, definitely on the money with pedophilia v. child molester.

I mean, really. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA)

[Kim]

I can see it. Looks like it was in a gray area at best. Definitely one of those better to err on the safe side situations.

[synkr0nized]

I remember that. The one picture and "white spots"

Oh boy did that cause a ruckus...

In all honesty, our few bannings were mostly dumb but actually within the rules as outlined. Except for Pheebs. That shit was hilarious.

None of them have really stuck, though.




So many of the ban reasons here are more entertaining than the bans themselves.

[Kim]

God I just started rereading the Frogman ban thread and it's still pretty much the best thing ever.

[Mondt]

I can see it. Looks like it was in a gray area at best. Definitely one of those better to err on the safe side situations.Safe side of what?

[Kim]

Of not havin' creepos on the forum.

[Amake]

There are those who believe that pedophilia is just a preference, like being hetero- or homo-sexual. In fact, pedophilia would have been much better accepted than homosexuality hundreds of years ago. The difference between pedophiles and child molesters is that most pedophiles realize they suffer from a potentially dangerous disease and seek to cure or control it, while child molesters say stuff like this in order to justify molesting kids.

Now if it was me I'd have kept him around just to keep a record of his movements and posting habits, and maybe straighten him out. . .

[Yumil]

Of not havin' creepos on the forum.

Everyone is creepy in their own way, but people shouldn't be banned because there are suspicions, just if they break the rules, least imo. It was gray in his case and quite funny so it's a pass.

The difference between pedophiles and child molesters is that most pedophiles realize they suffer from a potentially dangerous disease and seek to cure or control it, while child molesters say stuff like this in order to justify molesting kids.
To be fair, that quote was a third party quote, he was at least claiming he was told this. EDIT: or at least thats what I get out of the post as he talked about visiting pedo heavy sites. Again, I suspect he had something wrong with him, but can't say so unless he was propositioning children on the forum.

[Sky Warrior Bob]

On TWC? When Franger was a huge spammer himself?

No, I specifically stated it was two forum boards ago. TWC was only 1 board ago. This goes way-way back & is only vaguely referenced in Shiney (http://nuklearpedia.com/doku.php?id=shiney&s=shiney)'s Nuklearpedia article.

Back in the days when dinos roamed the Earth & Babylon-5 was new. Really ancient times.

SWB

[shiney]

I don't think I was actually temp-banned inasmuch as taken aside and given a thorough talking-to. 5 months later I was a mod, and now I run the damn forums. I'm STILL not sure how all that happened.

I might have been banned though. Our forum's history seems to be in large part:

A) be a jackass
B) get very visibly reprimanded/punished
C) be promoted to mod

and in rare circumstances D) usurp ownership of the forums and slowly begin turning them into your own personal little fiefdom complete with a vineyard and korean slaves.

Planned expansions: outdoor pool, arcade, movie theater with 2 screens, BALL PIT, shooting range, all you can eat buffet and the Temporarium (cancelled due to retroactive non-existence).

[Satan's Onion]

A BALL PIT?

=DDDDDDDDDDDD

Can we have a skating rink too? Please please please can we can we please can we please can we please please please please pleeeeeeeeeeeeease?

edit: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease

Oh, and a claw machine too. And a dessert bar!

:dance:

Also, counterpoint: I was never that much of a jackass...I think. (And I also wonder how it is I got this job.)

[Bob The Mercenary]

A) be a jackass
B) get very visibly reprimanded/punished
C) be promoted to mod

Heh, if those are the prerequisites I should be a mod several times over. Hell I should be Brian by now.

Also shiney banned me once. It was wonderful.

[Aerozord]

I was banned once for "spoilers"

The edit was irresistable. ~shiney

[Terex4]

Shiney: Asshole or Shitface and Krylo's comic are my favorites. Then there was that one time a bunch of people got temp promoted to mod and fake bannings were handed out. I still never got proper revenge on Nikose for banning me that day:mad:

[Meister]

Can't remember anyone by name, but what about that one thread, where there were so many people going "FIRST POST" "THIRD POST" "38th POST" and they didn't stop regardless of how many of them were banned and what number their post was.
That was a fun one. I seriously considered either a) going down the list of preset ban lengths one more entry with each ban or b) setting every ban to x days where x would be the post number.

[Aerozord]

actually my favorite set of bannings were from this (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=649980#post649980)

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Can't remember anyone by name, but what about that one thread, where there were so many people going "FIRST POST" "THIRD POST" "38th POST" and they didn't stop regardless of how many of them were banned and what number their post was.

That was kind of crazy.

That reminds me of that one infraction I once got (instead of a ban because I wrote something vaguely related to the topic as well). Good times.
Sadly that infraction is gone now and I don't have a reminder not to do it anymore.

I liked the final Nightshine banning, because I was one of his biggest fans! The way he ultimately went down with a reference to his first posts was just fitting for a comic relief villain. Things rarely come full circle like this in life.
In fact the rest of this thread was dumb. And everyone who posted in it.
I just hope I didn't post there.

EDIT: actually I saved a pic of my infraction because I edited it for some thread.
http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5571/nuklearpowerforumsuserc.png (http://img340.imageshack.us/i/nuklearpowerforumsuserc.png/)

Edited version:
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9674/infraction.png (http://img155.imageshack.us/i/infraction.png/)

EDIT2: It appears to me this is the seventy-third reply to this topic, I just did feel the need to let everyone know. Now you can ban me so the next guy can say something like "Man, that IG dude's banning was so cool, doing something he knew would get him banned, what a dumbass."
73 Days? Hell fucking no. I'm not that dumb. The text is scratched, you can't touch me!

EDIT3: Never mind, it was the wrong number anyway.

[shiney]

I would have done the latter. Man, sucks to be Mr. 38th post!

[Sky Warrior Bob]

and in rare circumstances D) usurp ownership of the forums and slowly begin turning them into your own personal little fiefdom complete with a vineyard and korean slaves.

So *THAT'S* why you ran RaiRo?

SWB

[shiney]

Hush.

[POS Industries]

I don't really understand this banning.

Like I remember the guy not really being a constructive poster, I think, but there was nothing really in that thread banworthy. He was just saying that pedophilia happens and it really shouldn't be discriminated against.

Like, definitely on the money with pedophilia v. child molester.
No, I'm perfectly happy with society discriminating the fuck out of some pedophiles. Just because a person's never acted on it doesn't give them license to be all "out, loud, and proud" about it. Because seriously, it may not be a choice, but it ain't a lifestyle, either.

And just because we don't have a specific rule against it doesn't mean we can't remove a person with "Loli Lover" in his title for running around advocating for people sexually attracted to children. Best case scenario on that is that he doesn't even believe it and he's just a massive troll, which we do ban people for.

So there ya go.

I mean, really. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jItz-uNjoZA)
Yeah, Danny Elfman's totally portraying that pedophile as a strung-out creepy loon. What's your point?

[Kim]

Too much serious rulesness, not enough making fun of banned people.

I think my favorite part of the Frogman thread is the posts from POS. Just so much better given recent developments.

I could continue telling myself I was overqualified for the position

[POS Industries]

FUN FACT: I had the claw end of a hammer driven into my skull the day before I became a mod.

The more you know.

[Meister]

Whelp, there's requirement D).

[Nikose Tyris]

I still never got proper revenge on Nikose for banning me that day:mad:

And you never will. <3

[CelesJessa]

I dunno, I particularly liked when I went on a banning spree (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=32978&highlight=CelesJessa&page=8). Even Jesus got banned. Those were good times. Especially when people started asking me if it was actually Fifth posting as me. As if I can't be evil without help.

I had fun with it at least...

[bluestarultor]

I dunno, I particularly liked when I went on a banning spree (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=32978&highlight=CelesJessa&page=8). Even Jesus got banned. Those were good times. Especially when people started asking me if it was actually Fifth posting as me. As if I can't be evil without help.

I had fun with it at least...

I have to say real-banning Bookworm probably was the best part of that. XD

[Terex4]

I dunno, I particularly liked when I went on a banning spree (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=32978&highlight=CelesJessa&page=8). Even Jesus got banned. Those were good times. Especially when people started asking me if it was actually Fifth posting as me. As if I can't be evil without help.

I had fun with it at least...
That made me think of this (http://img131.imageshack.us/i/cjposter8hi.png/)
And you never will. <3
I'll get you next time Gadget! Next time!

[synkr0nized]

I dunno, I particularly liked when I went on a banning spree (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=32978&highlight=CelesJessa&page=8). Even Jesus got banned. Those were good times. Especially when people started asking me if it was actually Fifth posting as me. As if I can't be evil without help.

I had fun with it at least...


There was another thread that night/in the same period with you banning folks. I went looking for it yesterday while reading this thread, found it, and never bothered to come back and post the link. There's too much of me posting in that thread as if I needed attention, though, so maybe that's why I didn't link it. I like my additions in this linked thread more.

Long story short I don't goof off enough, and your tenure as Super Modlerator was well played and fun.

[Mike McC]

No, I'm perfectly happy with society discriminating the fuck out of some pedophiles. Just because a person's never acted on it doesn't give them license to be all "out, loud, and proud" about it. Because seriously, it may not be a choice, but it ain't a lifestyle, either.

And just because we don't have a specific rule against it doesn't mean we can't remove a person with "Loli Lover" in his title for running around advocating for people sexually attracted to children. Best case scenario on that is that he doesn't even believe it and he's just a massive troll, which we do ban people for.

So there ya go.Yeah, Pedo's one of those things you want to eliminate outright. I mean, hell, it's even banned on 4-chan. Most places it's pretty much an instant premaban. And for good reason.

[Premmy]

I remember my real-fake ban, Once by Synk, candirucandirucandirucandirucandirucandiru
Favorite ban? Nightshine, hands down.

[Odjn]

Whelp, there's requirement D).

Brain damage?

[POS Industries]

Brain damage?
Yes.

Drain bamage.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I dunno, I particularly liked when I went on a banning spree (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=32978&highlight=CelesJessa&page=8). Even Jesus got banned. Those were good times. Especially when people started asking me if it was actually Fifth posting as me. As if I can't be evil without help.

I had fun with it at least...

Good times indeed. Regrettably, I wasn't online that day.

[Kim]

Yes.

Drain bamage.

dirge... ham...

[Geminex]

A) be a jackass
B) get very visibly reprimanded/punished
C) be promoted to mod

D) Brain bamage.

I'll remember this day when I become a mod.

Ohshit

[Osterbaum]

A) be a jackass
B) get very visibly reprimanded/punished
C) be promoted to mod
D) Drain bamage.
Talk about a job that's looking for over-qualified applicants.

[Token]

Ohshit

Don't worry, we're safe. Y'can't damage what isn't there.

[POS Industries]

Ohshit
Don't worry, we're safe. Y'can't damage what isn't there.
Technically, this sort of stuff is against the rules. So, you know.... Yeah.....

[Funka Genocide]

I hope that when I get banned its awesome enough to merit a top spot on the list.

I think I found the most sick satisfaction from the Frogman/Queen Qeeko double banning. It just spoke to me on a personal level. Those two were just wacked out of their gourds. Like watching two little candles of delusion floating down the river of reality, beautiful in its brutality.

[Jagos]

QQ harder indeed.

[Geminex]

Ah, yes. I wish I'd been online for that.

Though from reading the Member Comics thread, it seems that QQ was pretty cool at first. What happened?

[Funka Genocide]

Ah, yes. I wish I'd been online for that.

Though from reading the Member Comics thread, it seems that QQ was pretty cool at first. What happened?

I could tell you but then I'd have to kill you.

Wait no, that's not right.

Ok fine, here's a hint: Jesus did it.

[Flarecobra]

She just didn't like this place anymore.

[Jagos]

That, and she didn't get free advertising after Frogman burned that bridge.

[Osterbaum]

I think she was always pretty self-righteous, short tempered and tended to overreact. That just wasn't much of a problem when we we're all cool with each other, seeing as everyone has flaws and people can still get together fine.

[Funka Genocide]

Does anyone know specifically what Dante was banned for?

I wasn't around when that one happened. (I can guess what it was generally for.)

[Melfice]

Does anyone know specifically what Dante was banned for?

I wasn't around when that one happened. (I can guess what it was generally for.)

I think it was because he was a self-righteous prick when it came to Roleplaying, but I'm a bit sketchy on the details myself.

[Funka Genocide]

I think it was because he was a self-righteous prick when it came to Roleplaying, but I'm a bit sketchy on the details myself.


Well that's not what I expected.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I remember when Fifthfiend finally banned Joshelplex, 5 minutes later he ban dodged with the name Joshelplex is sorry and tried to apologize.

That was a good ban. So well deserved too.

[Funka Genocide]

What was that one for? Come on people links!

[Geminex]

Does anyone know specifically what Dante was banned for?
I think it was a during a DnD discussion. Some 100-post user told him that a build of his didn't work. Said user was wrong, and Dante said so in no uncertain terms. Extremely insulting terms. Meister noticed said insults, banned him.

[bluestarultor]

Joshelplex basically dug his own grave by hating on the French and hippies, and then applying the terms to basically anyone he didn't like. It took a long time, but eventually the mods just got sick of it and banned him.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Joshelplex basically dug his own grave by hating on the French and hippies, and then applying the terms to basically anyone he didn't like. It took a long time, but eventually the mods just got sick of it and banned him.

And insulted people who smoked pot.

Man when he was gone I was so happy.

Hey, remember Silver Rose got the Mash ban!

[Premmy]

Joshelplex basically dug his own grave by hating on the French and hippies, and then applying the terms to basically anyone he didn't like. It took a long time, but eventually the mods just got sick of it and banned him.

But you're ALWAYS dissin' the hippies.

COINCIDENCE?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

But you're ALWAYS dissin' the hippies.

COINCIDENCE?

You're right. He should be dissing Black people.

By the way, Hughes death was hilarious.

[Flarecobra]

I love the fact that we have caturday banned. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=12235)

[bluestarultor]

But you're ALWAYS dissin' the hippies.

COINCIDENCE?

I'm what now? I really don't recall having dissed hippies, like, ever. I've had some choice words on the Tea Party and other groups that were in the media for various reasons, but I think the only mention of hippies I ever made was in reference to holding classes outdoors, and my opinion that that type of thing was not solving our incredibly broken educational system.

[Rejected Again]

And insulted people who smoked pot.

Man when he was gone I was so happy.

Hey, remember Silver Rose got the Mash ban!

M*A*S*H? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sHsKbf8Db8)

[Kim]

I'm what now? I really don't recall having dissed hippies, like, ever. I've had some choice words on the Tea Party and other groups that were in the media for various reasons, but I think the only mention of hippies I ever made was in reference to holding classes outdoors, and my opinion that that type of thing was not solving our incredibly broken educational system.

No, you've used hippies as a negative term at least once in the past week or two.

[Osterbaum]

Well what can you do. It's the fault of the hippies, that is!

[Seil]

What was that thread that Joshl was hatin' on pot specifically, and everyone told him to shut it?

[Token]

You're right. He should be dissing Black people.

Mac, for the millionth time: that's an oxymoron. We aren't people.

[bluestarultor]

No, you've used hippies as a negative term at least once in the past week or two.

Ah, you're right. I also used it in that awful spankings argument.

For reference, this is all a search brings up: http://www.nuklearforums.com/search.php?searchid=922570

Six times over the past three years isn't exactly a strong pattern.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Mac, for the millionth time: that's an oxymoron. We aren't people.

Oh right.

Property is the right word. kidding. Christ I'm joking.

[Premmy]

Mac, for the millionth time: that's an oxymoron. We aren't people.

Ya'll aren't *Goes into the House, leaving Token to the fields*

[BloodyMage]

It'd be hilarious if someone got banned as a result of this thread.

[synkr0nized]

low-hanging fruit

[akaSM]

Does getting banned without doing anything wrong (yet/again) count?

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1055706&postcount=44

NPF mods are awesome :D...as long as it isn't you that gets banned :P. Also, CJ's power induced madness was awesome :D

[shiney]

What was that thread that Joshl was hatin' on pot specifically, and everyone told him to shut it? What kind of maddening world do we live in when Seil has to ask help finding a thread? This is the guy who has threads from 6 years ago bookmarked. What the fuck, NPF.

[Arlia Janet]

I gotta say that Frogman was probably my favorite. However, that was probably mostly because I online when that went down.

And because no one else posted it: The Guy Who Kept Coming Back, aka, Shiney - Asshole or shitface (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=11768). Unless I am remembering wrong, this was the source of the largest mass banning in NPF history.

Fake bans, sure, but bans none the less.

I banned Shiney from the Fortuna Saga forums for that maneuver.
Observe:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v629/Fortunasaga/roxxorz.jpg

Holy cow, my last name was still Mora back then... how the time flies by.

[shiney]

One person....one person might end up banned as a result of this thread.

[Arlia Janet]

G'arn, this is the first time I've posted in 6 months. Besides, tis history.

[shiney]

We have a long and occasionally sexy history, JC.

God, there's 2 of you with the same first initial and last name. And you're married. I'm pretty sure that violates some kind of international law, or maybe a maritime one or something.

[Loyal]

This is the thread you choose for a triumphant return AJ?

Ye have chosen poorly.

[shiney]

Loathe though I usually am to associate with that hedonistic vagrant communo-fascist drunken ass-wrangler Loyal, I have to agree.

[Flarecobra]

Hi AJ, long time no talk.

[Seil]

What kind of maddening world do we live in when Seil has to ask help finding a thread? This is the guy who has threads from 6 years ago bookmarked. What the fuck, NPF.

I'm a lazy bastard. Sue me. Also, all me thread bookmarks were deleted.

[shiney]

Where's the law ninjas? (Ninja?) Someone's asking to be sued.

[Grimpond]

Where's the law ninjas? (Ninja?) Someone's asking to be sued.

We forgot to feed them, remember?

[shiney]

:wtf:

I am disappointed.

[Rejected Again]

We have Solid Snake, he is in law school now. That's kinda like a law ninja, right?

[shiney]

Now we just need a bat-symbol for ole' Snakester.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Can his logo be something like a gavel wearing a headband?

[Solid Snake]

Now we just need a bat-symbol for ole' Snakester.

I'd recommend a symbol in the form of the beautiful barista who works here.
...Heck, just set it up so she has to call me every time there's a legal crisis at NPF.

[Terex4]

I'd recommend a symbol in the form of the beautiful barista who works here.
...Heck, just set it up so she has to call me every time there's a legal crisis at NPF.
We'll get Krylo on that asap.

[POS Industries]

One person....one person might end up banned as a result of this thread.
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:____________:da nce::dance::dance:____________:dance::dance::dance ::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:____________:da nce::dance::dance:____________:dance::dance::dance ::dance::dance:
SIGNATURE!!!!11!1
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:____________:da nce::dance::dance:____________:dance::dance::dance ::dance::dance:
:dance::dance::dance::dance::dance:____________:da nce::dance::dance:____________:dance::dance::dance ::dance::dance:
You might be right, Shingles... You might be right...

[Solid Snake]

You might be right, Shingles... You might be right...

Oooh, let me guess!
Is it POS Industries, by any chance?
Is POS Industries the one who is going to get banned?
(Because I have a hunch it's totally going to be him, with that provocative avatar of his.)

[Kim]

http://i45.tinypic.com/1sfeza.png

[Bob The Mercenary]

You might be right, Shingles... You might be right...

Admit it. You just can't handle the fabulous.

Damn, it's going to take me a week to get that code back the way it was.

[Rejected Again]

http://i45.tinypic.com/1sfeza.png
^
This. I accept no alternatives.

Edit: So tempted to repost Bob's sig....

[shiney]

Naw, gots to have a white/yellow background and the law ninja has to be silhouetted.

[Kim]

Naw, gots to have a white/yellow background and the law ninja has to be silhouetted.

I can totally do that, though you need to be a tad more specific by what you mean "white/yellow background." If I'm gonna do it, I wanna do it right.

[Solid Snake]

If not for the fact that I'm absolutely obsessed with Matt Speroni's rendition of Franny von Karma, I'd have asked NonCon to allow me to use Phoenix's face there as my avatar.

[Rejected Again]

We would have to wait for Captain Jerk Face, but I see a yellow or white circle with a law ninja doing a front flip or jump kick in the foreground.

[Kim]

I kind of feel like the logo needs the American flag in the background, just because, but I worry if the color palette of the current image wouldn't work well against an American flag backdrop...

[Terex4]

Naw, gots to have a white/yellow background and the law ninja has to be silhouetted.
The irony if DC sues for copyright infringement would be delicious.

[Kim]

Oh! Oh! Okay, I get what you're saying. Hold on a sec.

Just a quick mock-up until I can make something less terrible, but you mean something like-a-dis?

http://i48.tinypic.com/2rm8vb8.png
Or I suppose I can get an actual Law Ninja thing and make that instead of just using Phoenix Snake.

[Terex4]

Raise the head up a bit and put two crossed gavels beneath it maybe?

[Solid Snake]

Raise the head up a bit and put two crossed gavels beneath it maybe?

Come on now; ninjas aren't pirates.

[Terex4]

Come on now; ninjas aren't pirates.
No but lawyers can be;)

[Kim]

On that subject, can anyone find me a good image of the Law Ninjas in 8-Bit? The only pics I've found so far have them obscured by stuff in the foreground which is a bit of a hurdle for photoshopping.

[Meister]

Pretty sure they're just the bodies of FF3's Scholar with the heads of FF3's Ninja. Here's an FF3 spritesheet (http://tsgk.captainn.net/?p=showgame&t=sy&sy=6&ga=157), should be easy to make.

[Seil]

So Mr. Shiney, are you still trying to sue me or are you to busy creating Law Ninja's Inc.?

[Arlia Janet]

We have a long and occasionally sexy history, JC.

God, there's 2 of you with the same first initial and last name. And you're married. I'm pretty sure that violates some kind of international law, or maybe a maritime one or something.

You know what they say, when you sleep with someone, you are sleeping with everyone that they've ever been with. :dance:

[shiney]

So if a dude slept with you, he'd also be sleeping with like a hundred other dudes. Guys, guys, the quickest way to become gay is to have sex with a girl.

Well, a promiscuous one, anyways. Yknow. Like most of the girls around here.

Not the guys though. If you're on NPF, then odds are you haven't had sex in years.

[Melfice]

Not the guys though. If you're on NPF, then odds are you haven't had sex in years.

Almost a year, but that statement hurt just the same.

:(

[Solid Snake]

My favorite banning is time I was banned just now!
...Synk must be new at this whole "banning people" thing though, because he forgot to revoke my posting privileges.

[Nikose Tyris]

Not the guys though. If you're on NPF, then odds are you haven't had sex in years.

Odds are I'll be married soon, but until then I'm not your boat.

[shiney]

Nikose you should really know by now that the first 90% of anything you say is instantly disregarded, 90% of the remaining statement is disbelieved and then -

Well, here. Look - this is what most people see:

Odds are I'll be married soon, but until then I'm not your boat.

What kind of a seacraft fetishist psychopath are you? God, every time I think you can't get weirder you just have to go and prove me wrong.

[Nikose Tyris]

I'm actually perfectly okay with this.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I'm actually perfectly okay with this.

It is a rather fine Vessel...Though the real question is; if Nikose is or was the captain of Shiny's boat, did he marry himself to it?
Is that legal?

[Solid Snake]

On a somewhat random note: Holy crap, I just looked at my user profile and realized that my user ID is #56. I am officially the 56th NPF member.
...That's pretty cool is all I'm sayin'. I'm a real old-timer.

...Okay, now back to your off-topic rants about Nikose sleeping with boats.

[Magic_Marker]

Hey, ships are female for a reason.

[POS Industries]

Hey, ships are female for a reason.
Giant erect masts notwithstanding.

[Magic_Marker]

The sails are clearly big bobbies, that's all I'm sayin'.

[akaSM]

http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/its_a_trap.jpg

Just sayin'.

[Seil]

It gives new meaning to that song "I'm on a Boat!"

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Goddammit my day is ruined.

Who unbanned Seil?!

[Magic_Marker]

The Forum search function wasn't working. We had to do something.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

If fakebans still count, I'm nominating The Great Grammar Caper (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38830) and The Late September/Early October Revolution (http://nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?t=38866&page=13)

[Geminex]

Oh come on!
I'm one of the first to get fake-banned, and yet I sign on after the revolution's been brutally squashed? Bullshit!

Not to mention that I lost my fake-ban virginity not because of some wacky, if depraved comment, or becaue I awesomely insulted an admin, but because of bad fucking grammar?

Is that all I meant to you, sync? Is that what I lost my purity for? Bad grammar?

Okay, that is fucking it. The previous revolution failed because it was corrupt on the highest levels! It was a tool of administratorial repression!
COUNTER-REVOLUTION.

...

Mind you, from what I've read, the revolution itself was pretty rad. Besides, I actually participated (albeit passively), so this pretty much makes my all-time-favorite.

[Revising Ocelot]

The red is so much more stylish on our usernames. Synk can keep the sparkles, though.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Not to mention that I lost my fake-ban virginity not because of some wacky, if depraved comment, or becaue I awesomely insulted an admin, but because of bad fucking grammar?

Is that all I meant to you, sync? Is that what I lost my purity for? Bad grammar?



Come on, man. It's not so bad. I got fake banned because I made a post in the fake-ban thread. Before I knew it would turn into the fake-ban thread. Though, I really should've seen that coming. (e4:) You could always say it was for spelling synk with a C. I mean, If I had the powers to do so I'd ban people who insert a space into my name for really real.

EDIT: I like the color red. If this is a perma fake-ban I'll claim it was for back when I said I was a girl or when I posted a sprite comic version of a Com:Col scene... or when I claimed to be female again. (e3:) Remember that one time I made a really ugly post about drunk posting? It was for that. (e5:) Seriously, though. My fakeban was for anachronistic post editing.

EDIT2: Shyria can just say it was for thread necromancy.

EDIT-3: Gee, I didn't even write this post yet.

EDIT6: It's like this now: 0, 4, 1, 3, 5, 2, -3, 6. That's, like, the Zelda timeline.