Corrupted Wishes

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Just like it says. Someone posts a wish, the next poster grants the wish, only with a twist. The person who grants the wish then posts a wish of his own to keep the game rolling. Try to wait 4 posts before corrupting a new wish.

Example:
I wish for rocket boots!

Granted, however the boots are cursed and make you dance uncontrollably when they are active.

I wish for.....

[Fenris]

Last time we had this it was terrible and awful and I hated it.

So yeah go ahead.

[Meister]

Example:
I wish for rocket boots!

Granted, however the boots are cursed and make you dance uncontrollably when they are active.
That's a bit of a cheap one. You can tack "granted but it's cursed" onto anything. Suggestion: maybe the twist has to be something that's directly related to the wish?

Like:
I wish for rocket boots!

Your wish has been granted. Note that there's no way to turn them off. Better hold on tight.

[Nikose Tyris]

I wish for Rocket Boots!

Granted! Your boots are now missile sized rockets attached to your feet. Enjoy sub-altitude like flights, and like rockets, fire once and then fall to earth. Or Explode.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I wish somebody would post a new goddamn wish already!!

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