The:"Terrible Things you hope will never See the Light of Day" thread

[Premmy]

In this Thread, we imagine movies, games, albums, and books created by terrible combinations of Ideas, Creators, and Genres

A Romantic Musical written by Stephanie Meyers and Directed/Produced by Tyler Perry

A Remake of "The Wizard (http://themushroomkingdom.net/mania/images/box/dvd_thewizard.jpg)" By Uwe Boll

A Video Game Produced by Roger Ebert

a Kung-Fu Flick Directed by M. Kni- Oh wait.....

[bluestarultor]

Anything written by Stephanie Meyer, ever again, and with everything out there already being retconned from reality itself. Some might argue the popularity of Twilight is proof there isn't a kind and merciful God. Have you SEEN some of these people? Some of them call HER a god.

Equus: The Movie. Now in 3D! *shudder*

[Fenris]

Added a tag to this thread.

[phil_]

I'm a firm believer in the "If I think it too hard, it'll come true" school of thought regarding awful things, so I encourage everyone to let this thread die. Render not your prayers unto Murphy.

[Kim]

An anime based on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[Aerozord]

pretty much a live action adaptation of anything, ever again

[Wigmund]

We still have the Cowboy Bebop movie starring Keanu Reeves to look forward to.

Maybe it won't be terrible.

[Token]

Also Scott Pilgrim, which should be pretty rad. :D

[walkertexasdruid]

I think I have mentioned ET: The Game: The Movie before. That is about as horrible an idea as I can think of.:ohdear:

How about cheesy Law and Order/Sex and the City tv series based on James Patterson's Women's Murder Club. Oh wait, they made that already? I still shudder that Patterson signed off on that atrocity.:aaa:

How about a live action Trigun movie staring Jim Carry as Vash? That might give my first idea a run for its money.;)

[mauve]

Kingdom Hearts II, The Movie. Live action, with CG'd Disney characters and Cloud.

The parts of the movie written by Square mostly features Cloud being angsty, the FfX-2 pixies hanging around for no reason, and select members of Org XIII (only the pretty ones) standing around trying to look mysteriously pretty. Oh, and lots of scenes of people talking about ice cream.

The parts of the movie written by Disney are even less violent and more ridiculously tame than the game (Pirates with guns?!? Oh heavens no!) and focuses entirely on the power of true friendship and people not dying. And talking about ice cream.




Alternately, they decide to "reimagine" KH as a darker, grittier, more realistic story in which everybody has some horrible inner demons and things randomly explode. Also, Kairi dies.

[Kim]

Also, Kairi dies.

This movie sounds great already!

[walkertexasdruid]

How about Final Fantasy V, the movie, where the climactic final battle would feature the villain, X-Death, versus our hero, Buttz (what he was originally named in the Japanese version). ^_^

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Predators vs the California Dept of Fish and Game
They came with a purpose, they came to do what they do best... they came without a licence.

[Funka Genocide]

We still have the Cowboy Bebop movie starring Keanu Reeves to look forward to.

Maybe it won't be terrible.

Dude that better be awesome. Actually just put Keanu in a jap-fro and I'll pay 12 bucks to see it.

Or is it a jew-fro? Spiegel... hmm. Is Spike a badass jew?

I'm putting Cowboy Bebop next to Munich on my dvd shelf now.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

A Gossip Girl crossover with Doctor Who. It could never live up to its potential.

[Wigmund]

The Shadow of the Colossus movie in 3D! (http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3179030)

[The Sevenshot Kid]

The Shadow of the Colossus movie in 3D! (http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3179030)

But that could actually work... if Justin Marks wasn't writing it.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Beyonetta the movie... wait that'd actually be pretty awesome.


Swat Kats: Radical Squadron Live action movie. As much as that series deserves justice for being pulled off the air despite being one of the highest rated shows tuner has ever owned for being "too violent" (cause Disney deaths are just too violent for kids). The live action movie would probably suck. Now CG on the other hand...

Sonic the Hedgehog 3D the movie.

[RobinStarwing]

I said this years ago when the first Survivor season was on...

Survivor: The Movie

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

The parts of the movie written by Disney are even less violent and more ridiculously tame than the game (Pirates with guns?!? Oh heavens no!) and focuses entirely on the power of true friendship and people not dying. And talking about ice cream.

Have you seen (http://www.cracked.com/article_16795_7-most-terrifying-disney-movie-deaths.html) a Disney (http://www.cracked.com/article_18589_7-classic-disney-movies-based-r-rated-stories.html) movie (http://www.cracked.com/article_16905_7-classic-disney-movies-that-taught-us-terrible-lessons.html) lately? (http://www.cracked.com/article_15833_the-9-most-racist-disney-characters.html)


For me though, I'd have to go with all videogame movies, past, present and future.

The Shadow of the Colossus movie in 3D! (http://www.1up.com/do/newsStory?cId=3179030)


... Shit!

[RobinStarwing]

My mom came up with worse than Survivor: The Movie....


Survivor: The Musical

Picture Richard Hatch dancing around as he would on the island in a musical...and singing!

[walkertexasdruid]

Super Mario Bothers, the... Oh, wait.

Xenosaga, the Movie, although it was already movie trying to be a game (come on, hour long cutscenes?).

A WWE reality compitition show, oh yeah, NXT.

I got it, a new D&D fighting video game: Dragonlance vs. Forgotten Realms.

[RobinStarwing]

Super Mario Bothers, the... Oh, wait.

Xenosaga, the Movie, although it was already movie trying to be a game (come on, hour long cutscenes?).

A WWE reality compitition show, oh yeah, NXT.

I got it, a new D&D fighting video game: Dragonlance vs. Forgotten Realms.

First off, Xenosaga was an awesome game! It gave gaming the only character more overpowered than Goku or Itachi...KOS-MOS!

Second, Drizzt versus Artemis Enteri has already been done...BY Salvatore himself.

Third, how is WWE reality show different from actually WWE? WWE and Reality TV Shows are both fake.

Finally...

...Super Mario Bros: The Movie: The Game

[walkertexasdruid]

First off, Xenosaga was an awesome game! It gave gaming the only character more overpowered than Goku or Itachi...KOS-MOS!

Second, Drizzt versus Artemis Enteri has already been done...BY Salvatore himself.

Third, how is WWE reality show different from actually WWE? WWE and Reality TV Shows are both fake.

Finally...

...Super Mario Bros: The Movie: The Game

First, I know that Xenosaga was a great game, I was merely stating that a movie did not have to be made, because the game was its own movie.

Second, Drizzt and Artemis Entrari are both in forgotten realms, but what if you had them team up against Sturm Brightblade and Kitiara Uth Mater (Drizzt and Artemis are both awsome, but Kitiara was a dragonlord and would probably ride her Great Wyrm Blue Dragon, Skie). Ooh, how about the Crystal Shard versus Mina (the War of Souls version, where she leads an army one hundred thousand undead, hundreds of metalic dragons, and rides a ghost dragon that represents the powers of all the dragons that had been slain in the past thirty years). Come to think of it, this might be a good idea.

You are right about WWE, I was just trying to be cute.

Super Mario Brothers: The Movie, The Game, The Movie. :-P

[Flarecobra]

A re-air of the Star Wars Holiday Special.

Unless they include the Rifftrax track. Only then is it watchable.

[walkertexasdruid]

:D Dragon Ball Evolution 2: Enter the Great Sayaman.

[Premmy]

:D Dragon Ball Evolution 2: Enter the Great Sayaman.

That actually sounds like the best thing ever.

[walkertexasdruid]

You liked that one, huh? How about Yu-Gi-Oh!: the live-action movie.

[Terex4]

Second, Drizzt and Artemis Entrari are both in forgotten realms, but what if you had them team up against Sturm Brightblade and Kitiara Uth Mater (Drizzt and Artemis are both awsome, but Kitiara was a dragonlord and would probably ride her Great Wyrm Blue Dragon, Skie). Ooh, how about the Crystal Shard versus Mina (the War of Souls version, where she leads an army one hundred thousand undead, hundreds of metalic dragons, and rides a ghost dragon that represents the powers of all the dragons that had been slain in the past thirty years). Come to think of it, this might be a good idea.
Everyone knows a Dragonlance/FR crossover would be all about Elminster vs Raistlin.

I submit The Time of Troubles: Now playing at your local performing arts venue.

[walkertexasdruid]

Nuklear Power Forums: The Movie

[Wigmund]

Cho Aniki the movie

[Kim]

Cho Aniki the movie

This is a thread for terrible things, not awesome ones.

Nuklear Power Forums: The Movie

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bleach:_Fade_to_Black,_I_Call_Your_Name

[krogothwolf]

The Last Airbender: Not made by M.Night Shyamalan

[Terex4]

Nuklear Power Forums: The Movie
I began that atrocity (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=262021&postcount=345) long ago (http://nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=265249&postcount=356)

[Mondt]

:D Dragon Ball Evolution 2: Enter the Great Sayaman.I was really entertained by the first because i expected it to be all kinds of bad.

I can't wait for the second.

[walkertexasdruid]

Alrighty then, Nuklear Power Forums: An ABC Family Original Series.

[RobinStarwing]

Alrighty then, Nuklear Power Forums: An ABC Family Original Series.


Please...no more. I can't take it...

Slayers Live Action movie with...Kirsten Stewart as Lina Inverse. Oh god the horror...:crying: She can't even pull off her current gig as Bella (I was forced to sit through the first Twilight movie by my now ex alright?).

[walkertexasdruid]

SNL briefly mentioned a while ago a new sitcom, Welcome Back, Potter (as in Harry Potter).