Nuklear Wright: Power Attorney - An Unbeelievable Catastrophe! A Honey of a Crime!

[POS Industries]

Rules mostly taken from Mirai's previous game cuz I'm all lazy:

In the beginning, I come in as the Judge and as Gumshoe. As the Judge I explain the situation, and then I give testimony as Gumshoe, whom sets up the basic story. After Gumshoe's initial testimony, the players may take action, and the lawyers from both sides may ask for any clarifications from the detective before the defendant is called to the stand.

He will be followed by the prosecution calling their first witness, who will be the victim. The defense will then call their next witness, then the prosecution, and so on.

Witnesses can be recalled to the stand by attorneys on either side should the testimonies of later witnesses shed light on questions only they can answer. However, this will only be allowed once for each witness, so choose your opportunities carefully, attorneys.

Witnesses are to follow their given testimony guidelines. If they do not, that will be contradictory and it will damage their credibility.

The Players...
Judge Godot/Gumshoe: POS Industries
Defendant: Ryanderman
Clerk: PyrosNine

The Defense...
Mia Fey: Shyria Dracnoir
Phoenix Wright: Loyal
Apollo Justice?: Rejected Again
Witness: Flarecobra
Witness: Fenris

The Prosecution...
Floyd: Arhra
Edgeworth: Mac
Franziska von Karma: The SSB Intern
Witness: Magic_Marker
Witness: NonCon

Guidelines for testimony are thus:
1) Testimony given can't contradict Gumshoe.
2) Testimony given can't contradict your own earlier testimony, though that's not something to be enforced more than it will just make you look stupid.
3) Testimony cannot contradict what I've told you at all. If you have a question about your role and you aren't sure how to reply, PM me. I will explain further.

Any contradictions are perfectly open for either side's cross-examination to object to.

This would encourage creativity, allow room for screw-ups, but doesn't totally rape a case if someone is lying. It also nicely organizes it so that your most important witness can be at the beginning, because they set the story up. At the end I judge fairly and evenly (PfffhahahahahaHA!).

Also; Judging is based off of a variety of factors, not just who was more convincing. Try to keep it fun.

[POS Industries]

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Okay, that's enough dicking around, this court is now in session. Judge Godot presiding.

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That's right, I'm also a judge!


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So don't test me, because I'm pretty sure I can fire off optic blasts or something.

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Anyway, today this court will hear arguments for the case against Ryanderman, who stands before us charged with breaking and entering, robbery, destruction of private property, destruction of public property, criminal mischief, and just generally being an asshole.

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Yes, that last one is a crime on these forums. Go look it up.

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He is brought before the court to answer these charges in relation to the recent disastrous destruction of the Special Bee Cannon, an experimental weapon commissioned by the NPF administration to assist the mod staff in repelling potential invasions of the forums and was under development by the victim, NonCon.

The prosecution contends that Ryanderman broke into the Bee Cannon construction compound to steal delicious weaponized honey, accidentally causing a power surge that overloaded the cannon's central control mechanism and burned it out, resulting in the bees within going wild and swarming the town, as well as rendering the machine damaged beyond repair.

Between the money lost in the project's investment, untold property damage and injury to the populace, the cost of this disaster is projected to run into millions of rep rupees, which as we all know is the standard currency of any respectable webforum, but is nonetheless used by the NPF as well.

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Now...

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...Detective Gumshoe, you're up! Let's hear how you fingered Ryanderman for the crime!

[POS Industries]

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Yeah, you got it, pal. See--

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"Fingered"?! Just what are you tryin' to pull here? I...

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...Forget it.

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Anyways, it's all pretty open and shut. The suspect was spotted on the security cameras breaking in around 4am. The cameras went out around the time of the power surge, but they recorded enough footage for us to be able to see him going after the honey.

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He even left honey-smeared handprints all over the place!

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The power surge knocked out something called the "Mindhive" or whatever. I ain't no scientist or nothing, but apparently it sends out signals that communicate with the bees through the nectar or some deal like that, makes them able to be used as weapons against whatever bad guys wanna mess with our forums!

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So that damage done, it was pretty easy to follow the bees to his house, where we found him zonked out covered in honey with jars of the stuff all around him, so we cuffed him and took him downtown.

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Also, I was stung by many bees.

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...It hurt. A lot.

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[POS Industries]

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The detective's testimony has been entered into the court records.

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The defense may cross-examine him to their heart's content.

[Loyal]

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(A bee cannon? Good grief, the things that could go wrong with that even if it were successful...)

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Gumshoe, if you don't mind me asking a few questions... I'd like to know a bit more of the accused. What he did for a living and what business he might have had at the compound.

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I'd also like to know what caused the power surge, if possible. Further, was anyone else there at the night of the crime? Night workers or security or anyone like that?

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I suppose some details about how things are run at this compound would help, because this is frankly the first I've heard of this Special Bee Cannon.

[POS Industries]

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Never heard of it? It's a massive cannon filled with bees on the edge of town. You can't miss it! It's been in the papers for months! Where've you been?

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As for his occupation, Ryanderman's a student and, aside from the obvious lure of delicious evil science honey, our investigation has shown that the suspect was witnessed having a confrontation with the weapon's developer, NonCon, hours earlier at the Local Drinking Establishment, NPF's hottest local drinking establishment.

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But you'll hear about that later.

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Security at the compound, though? They keep the security cameras rolling, but apparently the operation was running under the assumption that only an idiot would actually want to break into a place filled with endless hordes of bees, so they didn't take too many precautions beyond filling the place with bees.

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Unfortunately, we don't really know what caused the power surge since the cameras went out and the machine is huge, complicated, and next to impossible to investigate at the moment due to all those bees in it, but the running assumption is that he tripped over a cord.

[The SSB Intern]

*WH-CHAA*
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Ah, Wright. Your foolish spikiness is only outshone by your foolish ignorance.

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Any attorney worth his salt is always on the look out for new and profoundly stupid situations a potential client could end up in.
Obviously.

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Now, if you don't mind, tell the court how you came to the 'tripping on a cord' hypothesis, Scruffy.

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And explain this evil science honey! My lebkuchen recipe may need a revision.

[POS Industries]

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Like I said, I ain't no scientist. All I know is you look up "mad science" in the dictionary, you're probably gonna see a picture of that cannon next to it. So I figure any honey that comes outta there is gonna be chock full of science!

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As for him tripping over the cord, that's the last thing we saw before the cameras blacked out.

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Also why am I answering questions from you, crazy whip lady? You're not even on the defense!

[The SSB Intern]

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Probably because of the whip.

[POS Industries]

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Put the whip away, whip lady. It's the defense's turn.

[Loyal]

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I suppose it's possible that I'd seen it in the papers before, Gumshoe, but I suspect I may have automatically dismissed such news as belonging in a tabloid.

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I mean I'll accept spirit channeling, flying magicians, and hereditary stage magic, but a man has to draw the line somewhere, right?

Eheh...
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(Where are my esteemed colleagues? I don't want to go it alone against Ms. von Karma and Judge Godot!)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

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(Brr. I don't care if I'm already dead, bees are just one of those things that never stop being scary)

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In any case, the fact that none of scientists at the facility had bothered with anything like a backup power supply for the cameras or an additional form of surveilance. It seems that if I were dealing with a force as unpredictable as weaponized killer bees, I'd want to take every safety precaution possible.

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I mean, really, there's probably a whole section in the Mad Scientist's Handbook devoted to preventing bee-related deaths. A subheader at least...

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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Now now Franzsika. We will soon have our chance to ruthlessly and mercilessly tear apart the Defence

[Rejected Again]

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Hey guys, i brought the... Did you start without me?

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This will look great in the records I'm sure...

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Now, Detective. When Mr. Man was arrested, were any bee stings visible? It would seem to me that if he had been in a building full of killer bees, he would have been stung. More so when the power to this "Mindhive" was cut off.

[Loyal]

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I have one additional question, Gumshoe:

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It's been noted by yourself and Judge Godot that the evil science honey is delicious. Does the honey have any particular effect on humans from contact or ingestion? Addiction, neurotic behavior, that sort of thing?

[The SSB Intern]

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I suppose I'll endure this foolish prattling, for now. But I'm keeping the whip.

[Rejected Again]

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(Why does she scare me so much... yet I kinda want her to use it on me.... I'm not a freak! Wait I'm in my own thoughts, she can't hear me)

[POS Industries]

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In any case, the fact that none of scientists at the facility had bothered with anything like a backup power supply for the cameras or an additional form of surveilance. It seems that if I were dealing with a force as unpredictable as weaponized killer bees, I'd want to take every safety precaution possible.
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It's been noted by yourself and Judge Godot that the evil science honey is delicious. Does the honey have any particular effect on humans from contact or ingestion? Addiction, neurotic behavior, that sort of thing?
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You'd have to ask NonCon about all that. All I can say for sure is that, if I remember my grade school science classes, bees make honey from their nectar, and the nectar is somehow used as part of the control process in the cannon, but I don't know if the honey has anything to do with that.

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Now, Detective. When Mr. Man was arrested, were any bee stings visible? It would seem to me that if he had been in a building full of killer bees, he would have been stung. More so when the power to this "Mindhive" was cut off.
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Well, a lot of us were getting stung that day so we didn't think to check. Now that I think about it, though, I don't think I saw him looking like he was getting stung by anything in the security videos.

[Loyal]

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Thank you, Detective. I have no further questions at this time. Apollo, Mia?

[Shyria Dracnoir]

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There's one point that still puzzles me. The police claim that the suspect left honey-smeared handprints all over the scene, and yet the security cameras show no evidence of him getting stung. You'd think the bees would be a little more upset with him considering he (supposedly) broke into their hives and stole their food. Is it possible the suspect had access to some sort of counter-agent that somehow made him less of a target to the bees. And is possible to trace the physical or chemical makeup of this agent (if found) to a possible supplier?

[POS Industries]

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Weird as it might be, forensics didn't find anything unexpected on him. He must've just gotten lucky!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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Is the defence deliberately trying to stall in hopes to declare a mistrial?

[Loyal]

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I was waiting to see if Mr. Justice had anything else to say, Edgeworth, but I think we can take from his silence that the defense has no further questions.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

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No further questions, your honor.

[Rejected Again]

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No further questions, your honor.

[POS Industries]

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Prosecution, you're up! Anything you'd like to ask Mr. Gumshoe?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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(It's time for Edgeworth to shine!

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Now Detective Gumshoe. You say you arrested Mr. Ryanderman at his house. What kind of clothes was he wearing and did you run a comparison test between the honey on his clothes and the honey from the Lab?

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You also claim that the accused tripped over the camera. Did the camera get a picture of his face?

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Lastly, you say that the accused did not have any visible stings, but you also claimed alot of you were stung. Could it be possible due to your stings that you were unable to see them due to your injuries. The pain, or perhaps the medication, clouding your memories

[POS Industries]

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Now Detective Gumshoe. You say you arrested Mr. Ryanderman at his house. What kind of clothes was he wearing and did you run a comparison test between the honey on his clothes and the honey from the Lab?
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His clothes were pretty normal, from what I can remember. Not like he was specifically dressed up to go on a sneaky ninja mission to steal stuff or nothin'.

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Our boys in the lab were able to run a comparison between the honey he had and what was stolen from the facility--with a sample provided by NonCon, of course--and it was a match.

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You also claim that the accused tripped over the camera. Did the camera get a picture of his face?
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No no, Edgie, you got it all wrong! He tripped over a cord, not the camera!

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But we were able to get a good look at the robbery from the security footage. Lemme run through it for ya:


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This is the scene as the suspect entered. You can make out his face all right, of course, but the audio is what really clued us in on a possible identity.


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From here, you can see him clearly going after the honey and making his intentions clear...


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...before turning to make his getaway.


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Unfortunately, it seems he failed to look where he was going. You can see the cord get knocked out right here, but this is where the footage ends before the cameras go down.

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Pretty clear cut, if you ask me!

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Lastly, you say that the accused did not have any visible stings, but you also claimed alot of you were stung. Could it be possible due to your stings that you were unable to see them due to your injuries. The pain, or perhaps the medication, clouding your memories
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I guess. It's a little hard to be doing precise investigations when the entire forums are in a state of emergency, after all...

[The SSB Intern]

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(What... was that?!)

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Oh! Uhh.. err, yes...

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As everyone can plainly see, the defendant was definitely caught on video.

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One point though. You said that the defendant was found with the jars, but in the... "video", he is seen dropping them. Explain, Scruffy.

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And you would kindly tell me, why haven't you taken care of this panic on the forums business?

[POS Industries]

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One point though. You said that the defendant was found with the jars, but in the... "video", he is seen dropping them. Explain, Scruffy.
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This may come as a surprise but there were more than four jars of honey in the joint. Crazy, huh?

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And you would kindly tell me, why haven't you taken care of this panic on the forums business?

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That ain't my job, lady. We leave that stuff in the hands of our administrative staff. Guys like Meister or Shiney or POS Industries.

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You know, those sorts of know-nothing dipshits.

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...What? I didn't vote for 'em.

[Loyal]

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(Boy am I glad I wasn't the one to bring this up. THIS is security footage? Remind me to look up the contractors and then never step within a mile of their office...)

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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We don't care about your political leanings.

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Personally I am surprised you knew what an election was.

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I have nothing else to say at this time. Perhaps my esteemed colleague has something to add.

[The SSB Intern]

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No more questions, your honor. I believe we're ready to move on to the first witness, Noncon.

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As the proverb goes: "You can't get blood from a rock."

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Or honey, in this case.

[POS Industries]

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No more questions, your honor. I believe we're ready to move on to the first witness, Noncon.

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Good to know! We shall now hear the next testimony...

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...from the defendant, Ryanderman.

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[The SSB Intern]

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Yes, we're ready to get to NonCon after we get that defendent testimony out of the way.

[Loyal]

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Do I detect an air of impatience, Ms. von Karma? You should relax a bit, and let the trial go where it will. We've hardly even begun.
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[POS Industries]

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Mm, yes. Quite.

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[The SSB Intern]

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Heh.

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Rest assured, gentlemen, twas nothing but a slip of the tongue. The prosecution is a model of patience.

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So. Much. Patience.

[Ryanderman]

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Behold! It is I, Ryanderman! Do not be alarmed!





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WahHaHaHa! I slay me!




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...Not Funny?



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...



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Ahem. Well then.
I suppose if you're not looking for a laugh, what you'd like is my testimony as to what happened the night of the robbery.
All I know is, Someone must be trying to frame me! I was nowhere near the honey factory bee hive cannon compound what'cha'ma call it. And the worst part is, I have no idea why anyone would have it in for me!
I'm a nice guy! Honest!



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Though when I find that low-down no-good dirty son-of-a-



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-I will, of course, turn him over to the authorities and let justice prevail. Because I am an honest law-abiding citizen.



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Anyway, that night I went out to the Local Drinking Establishment, cause that's where all the dames are.
While there, I ran into Flarecobra, and we spent the rest of the evening having a quite nice conversation.



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That is, we did until we caught some jerk trying to slip something into Flare's drink.
That really bothered me, and I could tell it did Flare too. She seemed quite distressed, so we both decided to call it a night.



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I hope the whole being arrested thing hasn't put her off me too much. I'd really like another chance with her when this is all over.




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So with the evening pretty much a bust, I went home and went straight to bed.

The next morning I woke up to the sound of the Gumshoe banging on my door.
I had a splitting headache, and was covered in honey. There were also jars of honey all over the place!
Before I had a chance to comprehend the situation the Gumshoe barged in, and I was arrested.



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The buzzing from the swarms of bees all throughout town on the way to the police station did not help my headache any.

[POS Industries]

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I hope the whole being arrested thing hasn't put her off me too much. I'd really like another chance with her when this is all over.
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(Does... Does he even know she's...?)

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...Er, right. Okay. The defense can go ahead and examine the defendant.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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"He...he what? Oh lord!"

[Shyria Dracnoir]

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(I'm going to at least TRY to suppress the urge to scrub my eye sockets with bleach and steel wool after that remark)

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Moving onward, can you describe the suspicious individual you claim to have seen trying to dose your date's drink? Also, can you recall anything unusual you noticed on your way home? Did you feel ill or otherwise not like your normal self?

[Loyal]

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(My god, I hate this guy already!)
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Ahem: Right away, Your Honor. Mr. Man, if I could call your attention to Det. Gumshoe's testimony:

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Our investigation has shown that the suspect was witnessed having a confrontation with the weapon's developer, NonCon, hours earlier at the Local Drinking Establishment,

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Would you care to elaborate on this confrontation, and why you failed to mention it in your testimony regarding your... evening, with Ms. Cobra?
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I would also like to hear more about this attempt to spike her drink. It sounds important.

[Ryanderman]

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Of course, Ms. Fey, Mr. Wright. I would be happy to expand upon my testimony.



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As I said before, I was having a pleasant conversation with Ms. Cobra when I noticed a villain slipping something into her drink.



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As I am a gallant gentleman, I accosted the individual.



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I don't remember exactly what I said



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But it must have been suitably intimidating, as he left quickly.



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Actually, I'm not entirely sure on that point either.
I think he left, but... I can't... really... remember.



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But anyway, as for his description, he was... uh...um...



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I mean to say, his height was...
Or rather, he was wearing...



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...I can't remember...



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To be honest,



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because I am an honest citizen,



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The entire evening was kind of a blur.
I remember having drinks and conversation with Flare, but everything after that gets fuzzy.
I remember confronting the man who spiked Flare's drink, but I don't recall any details.



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I must have had too much to drink myself.



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Which is odd, because I generally don't have that problem, and I don't remember drinking all that much.
But perhaps I can't hold my liquor.



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I don't recall anything unusual on my way home, but it was rather a blurr like the rest of the evening.



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And no, I don't remember anything about a confrontation with NonCon. I don't think I saw him at all that night.
Det. Gumshoe probably misheard whoever he thought told him that.



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He's incompetent you know. A menace.
I plan to sue him for excessive use of force and wrongful arrest when this is all over.



http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG7LmEPjAaI/AAAAAAAAAJY/FwFJW4UHlOo/gant-thinking%28b%29.gif
My poor back will never be the same.

[Rejected Again]

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(Hrm... He can't remember? I wonder...)

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Mr. Man. You say that someone tried slipping something into Ms. Cobra's drink. Is it possible that someone slipped a drug into your drink with out you knowing, Mr. Man?

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One last thing Mr. Man, since you can't seem to recall the appearance of the man who tried to spike Ms. Cobra's drink. Could you think of any recent events that may have led to someone , as you say, having it out for you?

[Loyal]

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(It seems as if Ms. Fey and Apollo are on the same page as myself. Let's see where this goes!)

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Mr. Man, I'm afraid Det. Gumshoe isn't the one on trial here. If you wish to file a grievance with his work, you may do so after the trail, however it plays out.

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You claim to have no memory of the man who spiked Ms. Cobra's drink, yet you remember confronting the culprit.

Further, you were witnessed, in the very same Local Drinking Establinshed, having a confrontation with NonCon.

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Is it not unreasonable to assume that the villain who tainted Ms. Cobra's drink is none other than NonCon himself?

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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Is the defence accusing the prosecution witness of malicious intent?

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Right now, we have Mr Ryanderman on the stand. Question him. Why are you accusing our witness?

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Finish questioning your defendant, without you, an officer of the court, casting blame on your opponents witness!

[Loyal]

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The defense is not accusing anyone at this time without supporting evidence, Edgeworth! I am bring up a possibility in the hopes of jogging Mr. Man's memory.

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The key word here being "possibility."

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And until later witness testimony and evidence can confirm or deny it, it will remain a possibility!

[POS Industries]

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I'll allow this line of questioning.

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I get paid by the hour, anyway.

[Ryanderman]

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Mr. Man. You say that someone tried slipping something into Ms. Cobra's drink. Is it possible that someone slipped a drug into your drink with out you knowing, Mr. Man?

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Hm... If someone spiked my drink as well as Ms. Cobra's, that would explain why that evening is such a blur.



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I knew I could hold my alcohol better than that!



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The pleasant conversation with Ms. Cobra had been sufficiently engaging that's I think it is entirely possible I could have missed someone spiking my drink.

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One last thing Mr. Man, since you can't seem to recall the appearance of the man who tried to spike Ms. Cobra's drink. Could you think of any recent events that may have led to someone , as you say, having it out for you?

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I wish I could think of a reason. But I am merely a humble student on the 17th year of my phD.


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My thesis is more complicated than I'd originally anticipated.


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But, no. I don't know of any reason anyone would have it out for me.


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Is it not unreasonable to assume that the villain who tainted Ms. Cobra's drink is none other than NonCon himself?


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Hm... NonCon? But I don't...



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... Or don't I? Of course! It all makes sense now! That Villain! He spiked Flare's drink! And Mine! And he set me up!



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Though, to be fair, I simply can't remember remember enough of the details of the villain to tell you whether he was NonCon or not.
The whole evening is just too blurry.


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But it is certainly possible that NonCon and the villain who spiked Ms. Cobra's drink were one and the same.

[Loyal]

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I see. It's unfortunate that you still cannot form a clear memory, Mr. Man, but I thank you all the same. I think I can drop this line of questioning. For now.

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However, since we haven't conclusively determined the reason behind your alleged altercation with NonCon, I'd like to ask if you knew him prior to the incident.

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And if it's not too prying, would you mind telling us exactly what you are a student of?

[Ryanderman]

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However, since we haven't conclusively determined the reason behind your alleged altercation with NonCon, I'd like to ask if you knew him prior to the incident.

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I've seen him around, had a few friendly discussions and political debates.
The normal kinda stuff we get up to at NPF.
I don't know him very well, and as far as I know nothing in our history would cause him to have it in for me.



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And if it's not too prying, would you mind telling us exactly what you are a student of?
http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG7Ld2KukZI/AAAAAAAAAJE/GhszN-Z5aQ4/gant-smiling%28b%29.gif
Of course I don't mind discussing my studies.



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Though I doubt it's relevant to the case.



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But that's not up to me to decide, now is it?



http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG7Ldy94IeI/AAAAAAAAAJA/IoP7A8swJDs/gant-normal%28b%29.gif
I'm studying Mechanical Engineering. Specifically, my thesis is on Resonance in Viscous Damped Micro-Structures Under Forced Vibration With Semi-Random Waveforms.



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And I know what you're thinking, "But Mr. Man! If the waveforms are semi-random how would you ever achieve any sort of sustained resonance?"
Well it's actually very simple. You see-



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-None of you actually care, do you? Bah.

[Loyal]

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(I ... see ...)

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(I guess that rules out the possibility of his ... "major" being involved in whatever scuffle he had. I suppose I should ask...)

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I have just one final question before I leave it to my colleagues: Did you see the security footage (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1066294&postcount=28) presented earlier? It seems an obvious question, but I'd like to ask where you believe this footage came from if you weren't anywhere near the compound on the night of the crime.

[Ryanderman]

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I have just one final question before I leave it to my colleagues: Did you see the security footage (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1066294&postcount=28) presented earlier? It seems an obvious question, but I'd like to ask where you believe this footage came from if you weren't anywhere near the compound on the night of the crime.

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG7LYQcxNFI/AAAAAAAAAIw/5T0-6O_klN4/gant-glare%28b%29.gif
I'm an engineer, not a film major!
I certainly wasn't at the compound that evening, so I don't know where that video came from.
Though if I were one to speculate-



http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG7Ld2KukZI/AAAAAAAAAJE/GhszN-Z5aQ4/gant-smiling%28b%29.gif
-And boy am I ever!



http://lh6.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG7Ldy94IeI/AAAAAAAAAJA/IoP7A8swJDs/gant-normal%28b%29.gif
I would have to guess that the video was created either by careful image editing, or by a clever disguise.


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Though seriously, how careful or clever was it really?
You've seen the footage.



http://lh4.ggpht.com/_ECZ2yh44IIM/TG7LllVTBGI/AAAAAAAAAJI/4ziOMVNYPFs/gant-smirking%28b%29.gif
Laughable!



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Well, except for the part where it got me arrested.
That wasn't funny.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

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I personally have no further questions.

[Rejected Again]

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No further questions, Your Honor.

[POS Industries]

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All right, prosecution. He's all yours.

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Better make it count.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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Better make it count.

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Are you implying that the prosecution is incompetent like the Defence?

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Now you claim that you spent all night at the Local Drinking Establishment. I ask you this how much time do you spend there? I would assume that a young Engineering student like yourself would be stressed with classes and working on such an important project for NPF that you would spend more time at the bar then what is healthy?

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You also claim you were nowhere near the cannon compound that night, but we have video evidence of you being there.

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Of course you claim that the video evidence could be falsified. Which is possible given the age we live.

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But how does that explain the honey on your clothes? The same honey that was confirmed by Forensics being from the cannon compound!

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Is it possible that you have a drinking problem and in one of your drunken black outs you went to the compound and trashed everything?

[Ryanderman]

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Is it possible that you have a drinking problem and in one of your drunken black outs you went to the compound and trashed everything?


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Really, Mr. Edgeworth? Is this what the prosecution is resorting to in its attempt to smear me?
Baseless accusations and unfounded character assassination?



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Very well. If I could point your attention to statements I made mere moments ago, I believe I can thoroughly refute your ridiculous assertation.



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I know, I know, Mr. Edgworth.
Five minutes is such a long time ago, and a man of your limited mental capacity shouldn't be expected to keep track of all the complicated facts being presented in this courtroom.
But I beg of you, for your own sake, please at least try to keep up.
I'll go slow.


The entire evening was kind of a blur.
I remember having drinks and conversation with Flare, but everything after that gets fuzzy.
I remember confronting the man who spiked Flare's drink, but I don't recall any details.

I must have had too much to drink myself.

Which is odd, because I generally don't have that problem, and I don't remember drinking all that much.
But perhaps I can't hold my liquor.

...

Hm... If someone spiked my drink as well as Ms. Cobra's, that would explain why that evening is such a blur.

I knew I could hold my alcohol better than that!
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If you'll recall, I speculated about the reason for my difficulty remembering the details of that evening.
I conluded with the best explanation I could think of given the information I had, that I had had too much to drink.



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But I quickly dismissed that conclusion, as I have no history of excessive drinking, and I remember not having much to drink.



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I went on to speculate that perhaps I have a low tolerance for alcohol. Something I could be uncertain about, due to the fact that I do not drink much.
But once Mr. Justice presented a new possibility that my drink had been drugged, I realized that it was a far more logical explanation for the discrepency that had been bothering me.


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I will be more specific now, Mr. Edgeworth, to make sure you understand, and to refute your foolish accusation.
Not only do I not have a drinking problem, I have never blacked out in my life.




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You see, Mr. Edgeworth, there is a significant difference between being unable to remember the details of the evening, and blacking out entirely.
In my initial testimony, I stated quite clearly.

So with the evening pretty much a bust, I went home and went straight to bed.
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I did not make that up, Mr. Edgeworth, nor did I merely assume that is what happened. I remember going home and going to bed.



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I shall explain the difference between a blurry memory and a blackout for you, Mr. Edgeworth, so that you do not make the same tragic error in comprehension with the next innocent victime of a frame you attempt to perpetrate a miscarriage of justice upon in this courtroom.


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My evening, Mr. Edgeworth, was blurry. I cannot remember the details of the events of the evening.
Imagine, if you can, wearing glasses with the wrong prescription, earplugs, and mittens. Imagine also spinning in an office chair until even after you stop, the room continues to spin.
That, Mr. Edgeworth, is how I remember the evening.



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But even with my memory tainted by the wrong glasses, earplugs, mittens, and dizziness, I still know where I was and what I was doing.
The details of the people I saw may be fuzzy, but I still remember seeing them.
The exact words spoken in conversation may be impossible to recall, but I still remember having the conversations, and remember their general tone.
The details of the bar may be indistinct, but I still know where I was, and what I was doing.
And Mr. Edgeworth, I can still recognize my own bed.



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So to answer your question with a simplicity you can understand: No.
It is not possible that I "went to the compound and trashed everything."


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But how does that explain the honey on your clothes? The same honey that was confirmed by Forensics being from the cannon compound!
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I would assume, as any logical observer would, that the same personwho doctored the video also planted the evidence on me so that even Det. Gumshoe could connect the dots.
Really, Mr. Edgeworth, you must try to use your brain. For your own sake.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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Damn.

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So you said that the night is a blur. Then obviously you would not remember going to the compound, even if it were an accident

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Then I ask you this Mr Ryanderman, if you believe you were drugged, would it be possible that, while under the influence, you went to the compound.

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Personally I don't buy your edited video theory.

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Also you said that someone else may have used your clothes to implicate you in the vandalism. Are you implying that someone came to your place, undressed you, took your clothes, dressed themselves up as you and went to the compound? Only to return to your place. How does that explain the honey on your hands?

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How well are you received at the compound Mr. Ryanderman? Are you well liked there?

[Loyal]

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Personally I don't buy your edited video theory.
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Edgeworth, it doesn't matter if you "buy" his theory or not. If you have reason to doubt it, back it up with evidence.

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After all, you've seen the video yourself. Can you tell me with a straight face that you haven't the same doubt in the back of your mind as the rest of us regarding its authenticity?

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On top of that, we have one critical, unsolved mystery: Why has Mr. Man not been stung? After all, he's allegedly broken into a compound filled with violent, raging bees, and stolen their precious honey...

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...yet according to Det. Gumshoe he hasn't brought home any painful souvenirs to tell about it.

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So, Edgeworth, what makes him so special?



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Also you said that someone else may have used your clothes to implicate you in the vandalism. Are you implying that someone came to your place, undressed you, took your clothes, dressed themselves up as you and went to the compound? Only to return to your place. How does that explain the honey on your hands?
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D... did it ever occur to you that the defendant might have more than one set of clothes? Or that this second person could have thrown the honey on the defendant himself? We only found several jars of the stuff at the defendant's home.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

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My dear friend, obviously you are being blinded by your clients scholarly vocabulary.


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After all, you've seen the video yourself. Can you tell me with a straight face that you haven't the same doubt in the back of your mind as the rest of us regarding its authenticity?


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It is my duty as an officer of the court to push any doubt aside.

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On top of that, we have one critical, unsolved mystery: Why has Mr. Man not been stung? After all, he's allegedly broken into a compound filled with violent, raging bees, and stolen their precious honey...

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...yet according to Det. Gumshoe he hasn't brought home any painful souvenirs to tell about it.

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So, Edgeworth, what makes him so special?


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The defendant is working with stinging insects. They would be, should be protected against such hazards. Perhaps it is a special insect repellent or beekeeper gear.

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D... did it ever occur to you that the defendant might have more than one set of clothes? Or that this second person could have thrown the honey on the defendant himself? We only found several jars of the stuff at the defendant's home.

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Then let's put this line of questioning to rest. Mr Ryanderman, what were you wearing last night when you were out with Miss Cobra? Also, what do you do while at the compound to protect against bee stings?

[Loyal]

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The defendant is working with stinging insects. They would be, should be protected against such hazards. Perhaps it is a special insect repellent or beekeeper gear.

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The defendant is a student of an engineering discipline that has nothing to do with bees or what they produce! He is unaffiliated with the compound, their protective measures, and their bees!

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Furthermore, we've already established that...

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...there was neither a repelling agent...
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Is it possible the suspect had access to some sort of counter-agent that somehow made him less of a target to the bees. And is possible to trace the physical or chemical makeup of this agent (if found) to a possible supplier?
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Weird as it might be, forensics didn't find anything unexpected on him. He must've just gotten lucky!
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...nor a protective suit of any sort...
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His clothes were pretty normal, from what I can remember. Not like he was specifically dressed up to go on a sneaky ninja mission to steal stuff or nothin'.

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...meaning, in other words, there is absolutely no reason for him to have been safe from the bees aside from sheer distance!

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But hey, don't let me stop you, Edgeworth. It's your cross examination, after all. Your leading questions and snide insinuations serve you well.

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[The SSB Intern]

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/Phoenix%20Wright/3c95a2f4.gifThe defendant is a student of an engineering discipline that has nothing to do with bees or what they produce! He is unaffiliated with the compound, their protective measures, and their bees!

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I suggest you look carefully at the testimony before running that foolish mouth of yours, Wright!


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I'm studying Mechanical Engineering. Specifically, my thesis is on Resonance in Viscous Damped Micro-Structures Under Forced Vibration With Semi-Random Waveforms.


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Now why does 'viscous' liquids and 'forced vibration' sound so suspicious? Let's look back, shall we?


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The power surge knocked out something called the "Mindhive" or whatever. I ain't no scientist or nothing, but apparently it sends out signals that communicate with the bees through the nectar or some deal like that, makes them able to be used as weapons against whatever bad guys wanna mess with our forums!


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Now, imagine what a man with years of research could do with some 'viscous liquids' that control bees? Certainly, he wouldn't get stung by them.

[Loyal]

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(Oh, CRAP! I didn't think of that...)

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You bring up an interesting theory, Ms. von Karma. I admit I can't think of anything inherently flawed with it...

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But that's because I don't know anything about the field in question.
I think this calls for some more detailed testimony from the defendant on exactly what can be accomplished with his ... viscous damped doohickey wave boson architecture...

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...science. Thing.

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But it's your cross-examination, so you need to ask...

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If it pleases the prosecution.

[Ryanderman]

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So you said that the night is a blur. Then obviously you would not remember going to the compound, even if it were an accident

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Then I ask you this Mr Ryanderman, if you believe you were drugged, would it be possible that, while under the influence, you went to the compound.

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The issue, Mr. Edgeworth, is not that I may not remember going to the compound, it is that I specifically remember leaving the Local Drinking Establishment, and going home to bed. There is no gap in my memory in which this supposed misadventure at the Bee Cannon Compound could have taken place.



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Unless you'd like to propose, without a shred of evidence, that I broke into the compound while sleep walking, after having already gone home and gone to bed, there is no possibility that I was the culprit.



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But please, by all means, propose it.
I'll enjoy watching you laughed out of court.





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Also you said that someone else may have used your clothes to implicate you in the vandalism. Are you implying that someone came to your place, undressed you, took your clothes, dressed themselves up as you and went to the compound? Only to return to your place. How does that explain the honey on your hands?
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Pay attention, Mr. Edgeworth, I said no such thing.
I said that the culprit may have used a clever disguise, but at no point tried to suggest that the individual may have used my clothes.





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How well are you received at the compound Mr. Ryanderman? Are you well liked there?

...

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Then let's put this line of questioning to rest. Mr Ryanderman, what were you wearing last night when you were out with Miss Cobra? Also, what do you do while at the compound to protect against bee stings?
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I don't know what trial you're prosecuting, Mr. Edgeworth, but it is certainly not this one.
Not only do I not work at the Bee Cannon Compound, I have never even been there.




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Now why does 'viscous' liquids and 'forced vibration' sound so suspicious? Let's look back, shall we?



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Now, imagine what a man with years of research could do with some 'viscous liquids' that control bees? Certainly, he wouldn't get stung by them.

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Why Ms. von Karma, it is certainly good to talk to a layperson who has the capacity to understand the work that I do.
But I'm afraid you've misunderstood the nature of my studies.
An entirely understandable mistake for someone who hasn't devoted the years of research that I have.




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The viscous damping in my studies is merely the mathematical model used to approximate the effect of damping on vibrating solid mechanical structures. It has nothing to do with bees, or honey, or whatever other crazy activities it appears they get up to at that place.




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I hope that helped clarify things for you, Ms. von Karma.
And if you need any help explaining the bigger words to Mr. Edgeworth, please let me know.
I would be happy to assist.

[The SSB Intern]

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Flattery does not become you, Mr. Man. That will be all, witness.

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Without any new decisive evidence, I don't see this questioning going on to be anything more than a row of back and forth bickering. While entertaining, I lack the time for such mirth and mummery.

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The prosecution calls NonCon to the stand.

[POS Industries]

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I'd ask what your associate Mr. Edgeworth thinks, but I don't really care.

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The court calls NonCon to the stand.

[Kim]

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I'm not late am I? I hate being late for these things.

No? Okay then.

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Well, as I'm sure Gumshoe told you, I've been developing the Special Bee Cannon as a defense from outside attacks.

It's an ingenious device that allows us to control bees. Think of it! A world where you never get stung...

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The project was nearing completion, so I decided to celebrate by visiting the local drinking establishment. While I was walking past Ryanderman, he spilled some of his drink on me.

I confronted him about it, and he started yelling. He didn't seem to be handling his alcohol well, because I could barely understand a word he said.

As I'm sure you can understand, I didn't feel like sticking around after that.

The next morning I found that my machine was ruined, and some of the mind honey stolen! A quick look at the security feed was all it took to prove Ryanderman's guilt. Whether he stole it during a mad case of the munchies, or due to a drunken vendetta, I haven't a clue.

[POS Industries]

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Thank you, Mr. NonCon.

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The prosecution may now examine the witness.

[Loyal]

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(I don't think I'm going to get very far just putting NonCon's word against Ryanderman's. Not yet, anyway.)

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Something interesting about what you said just there...
You could "barely understand a word he said"?

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I find that odd, because, ignoring for a moment Mr. Man's own insistent declaration that he could handle his alcohol well, the man depicted in the security feed is undeniably lucid.

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I hardly think someone could become so articulate in the reasonably short time between your confrontation with Mr. Man and the incident at the compound!
Do you have anything to say to that, Mr. NonCon?

[Kim]

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The liver of a healthy adult male can, on average, metabolize 30ml of ethanol per hour. However, the effect a particular amount would have on an individual can vary greatly from person to person, and on a number of outside factors. Ryanderman said he does not have a history of excessive drinking. As such, he might not have an especially high alcohol tolerance. He himself speculated at one point that he might have had too much to drink, and his memory certainly wasn't clear enough to remember the altercation with me, according to him at least. I'd say this supports my claim.

According to Detective Gumshoe's testimony earlier, there were several hours between our argument and the theft, giving his body plenty of time to metabolize the alcohol. Since he is not an alcoholic, it would take less to get him that drunk, and therefore he would sober up faster. It's really not that far-fetched. Besides, just because he can speak somewhat clearly doesn't mean he was completely sober at the time. He did trip on that cord, after all.

[POS Industries]

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Mr. Wright, I had no idea you were on the prosecution!

[The SSB Intern]

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It would seem we have another scientist. Let's hope this one has some sense in him.

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Now, Mr. Con, please recall back to that night at the bar. The defendant has claimed that there was some sort of ordeal involving unknown substances being added to drinks. He also named you as a possible culprit. Do you remember any such occurences?


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Well, as I'm sure Gumshoe told you, I've been developing the Special Bee Cannon as a defense from outside attacks.

It's an ingenious device that allows us to control bees. Think of it! A world where you never get stung...
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Explain how bees would keep people from getting stung.

[Arhra]

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Gentlemen, I love crime.


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I love investigating crimes. I love solving crimes. I love fighting crimes.
I love punishing crimes. I love commiting crimes.


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No... forget that last one.


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Friends... All I ask for is justice. Bloody, merciless justice crass with iron
and lightning and fire! I want justice to sweep in with the pure, annihilating
fury of a tempest, leaving only a single verdict in its wake:


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GUILTY!!!


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Hello everybody. It is I, Arhra!


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Attorney at law!


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What do you mean the case already started?

[Kim]

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Now, Mr. Con, please recall back to that night at the bar. The defendant has claimed that there was some sort of ordeal involving unknown substances being added to drinks. He also named you as a possible culprit. Do you remember any such occurences?


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I don't recall such an event. If it did happen, I suppose it most likely happened before I arrived or after I left, since I was there for a couple minutes at most.



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Explain how bees would keep people from getting stung.
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Well, the purpose of the technology is to control bees. My machine was intended to weaponize them, of course. My point with that statement was reflecting on potential uses similar future technology might have. After all, when you invent something, you don't just think about what it can do, but what other possibilities it might lead to.

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Is it the prosecution's intent to delay this trial till the judge submits a guilty verdict out of sheer boredom?

[The SSB Intern]

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Now, now, Wright. Watch that blood pressure.


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Well, the purpose of the technology is to control bees. My machine was intended to weaponize them, of course. My point with that statement was reflecting on potential uses similar future technology might have. After all, when you invent something, you don't just think about what it can do, but what other possibilities it might lead to.
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That's all gone now that Ryanderman ruined it, I suppose. What exactly did he do besides the noted honey excavation?

[Arhra]

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(Better check how the case has gone so far.)


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(What is this I don't even...)


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Is it the prosecution's intent to delay this trial till the judge submits a guilty verdict out of sheer boredom?
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Mr Wright, need I remind you that you are the boring ones.

Innoncence proves nothing!


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Mr Con, I'd like to start by asking you to share your knowledge about inner workings of the Special Bee Cannon with
this court to confirm Mr Man's role in this bee disaster.


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In your professional opinion, would tripping over a cord be able to overload the central control mechanism?


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Out of curiousity, if the Special Bee Cannon compound is filled with bees, how exactly are your staff protected from
them during work hours? Could you speculate why the bees did not attack Mr. Man?


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Finally, is it true that you must not, under any circumstances, eat the delicious mind-honey?

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Mr Con, I'd like to start by asking you to share your knowledge about inner workings of the Special Bee Cannon with
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The Bee Cannon operates primarily though controlling the bees via their own nector, broadcasting orders from a central control hub called the "Mindhive." The signals from the mindhive resonate within the nectar, forcing the bees to follow orders.


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That's all gone now that Ryanderman ruined it, I suppose. What exactly did he do besides the noted honey excavation?

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In your professional opinion, would tripping over a cord be able to overload the central control mechanism?

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It very well could have. You'll notice he dropped several jars when he tripped over that cord. I believe Gumshoe mentioned he had to go grab other jars. Even on the off-chance that tripping over the cord itself didn't cause it, which is the most likely scenario, whatever he did when the security cameras were off could have.

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Out of curiousity, if the Special Bee Cannon compound is filled with bees, how exactly are your staff protected from
them during work hours? Could you speculate why the bees did not attack Mr. Man?

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Standard stuff like bee-keeper outfits and the like, but by this point they were kept fairly tame and harmless. As to why they didn't sting Mr. Man, perhaps he smelled so much of honey they didn't perceive him as a threat. I'm honestly not sure.

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Finally, is it true that you must not, under any circumstances, eat the delicious mind-honey?

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The only reason I wouldn't recommend it is we haven't done extensive testing yet. The NPFDA would have our asses if we started selling it at the Local Grocery Store, you know. Not that this hasn't stopped some people from trying it anyways. The only side-effect they reported was deliciousness.

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Has the prosecution finished questioning their witness or are you just trying to make me die of boredom?

[The SSB Intern]

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(Death is too merciful a punishment.)

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I cannot speak for my colleagues, but I have no further questions for the witness.

[POS Industries]

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Fine. Defense. Cross-examine. Go. Now.

[Loyal]

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Yes, sir, Mister Honorable Judge Godot, sir.

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Going back to an earlier statement of yours, NonCon, I'd like something clarified:
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Whether he stole it during a mad case of the munchies, or due to a drunken vendetta, I haven't a clue.
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I'm going to ignore the bit about the drunken vendetta for a moment due to conflicting claims between yourself and Mr. Man about his alcohol tolerance. Could you clarify what you meant by a "Mad case of the munchies"? Surely there are better options for satisfying hunger than to break into a compound filled with evil, mind-controlled bees.

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Therefore, I suppose I'd like to know just why you think the compound's honey would appeal to someone as a first resort for stomach satiation.

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Not that this hasn't stopped some people from trying it anyways. The only side-effect they reported was deliciousness.
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I take this to mean that people have tried the honey before this whole incident, perhaps without permission? Have you had any prior discipline issues with workers, or even visitors to the compound?

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What? The prosecution is done? Ok then. Mr. Con, have you ever met Ms. Cobra before the night of the incident?


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Now more to the point, Mr. Con, could you tell us the location of bee control room and the protective equipment within the facility? Does every employee have their own Personal Protective Equipment?

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Therefore, I suppose I'd like to know just why you think the compound's honey would appeal to someone as a first resort for stomach satiation.

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Honestly, I have no idea. Perhaps he'd somehow gotten his hands on some beforehand, and found the taste especially to his liking. Maybe he had just heard about it, and by the time he'd sobered up enough to realize it was a terrible idea, he had already passed the point of no return.

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I take this to mean that people have tried the honey before this whole incident, perhaps without permission? Have you had any prior discipline issues with workers, or even visitors to the compound?

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The prosecution contends that Ryanderman broke into the Bee Cannon construction compound to steal delicious weaponized honey, accidentally causing a power surge that overloaded the cannon's central control mechanism and burned it out, resulting in the bees within going wild and swarming the town, as well as rendering the machine damaged beyond repair.

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He couldn't have known it was delicious if people hadn't tried it and word had spread, correct? Basically, yeah, we've caught people trying it, but we really don't have any reason to think it would have ill effects, and nobody has shown any negative side-effects, so we aren't going to get on anyone's case too hard about it.

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What? The prosecution is done? Ok then. Mr. Con, have you ever met Ms. Cobra before the night of the incident?

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I'd seen her around the forums, but I wouldn't say I knew her very well.

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Now more to the point, Mr. Con, could you tell us the location of bee control room and the protective equipment within the facility? Does every employee have their own Personal Protective Equipment?

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You've got a central lobby through the front door. There are two doors in this room. The door to the left connects to the computer room. We run simulations, and some of the small scale experiments in here. The door to the right is the room where we keep the bees and the bee cannon. There's a smaller room connecting the lobby to this room, and that's where we keep the protective gear. We have extras lying around in case one rips or we lose it.

[Arhra]

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Fine. Defense. Cross-examine. Go. Now.


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Objection, Your Honour! You're not dead yet.


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Mr NonConnnnn. You're the expert witness.


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It very well could have. You'll notice he dropped several jars when he tripped over that cord. I believe Gumshoe mentioned he had to go grab other jars. Even on the off-chance that tripping over the cord itself didn't cause it, which is the most likely scenario, whatever he did when the security cameras were off could have.


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SO STOP SCREWING AROUND WITH ME!!!


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No more of this 'could have possibly might have done' bullshit.


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You will give me definitive answers.


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Or are you trying to hide something?

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I'm inclined to agree with the prosecution, at least regarding the bit about definitive answers.

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We will need more decisive testimony than "He could have heard about how delicious it was," or "He might have gotten his hands on some in the past." If you don't actually know, it would probably serve the court best for you to not add your personal theories.

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I asked why you believed Mr. Man was suffering from a "case of the munchies", with the impression that you had a specific reason for believing so. Clearly I was mistaken.

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So let's try another, more decisive question:

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Tell me, NonCon, what were you doing between the time when you left the Local Drinking Establishment and the morning after the crime?

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Mr. Con, please answer my question about each person having their own equipment. While I agree that it is a good practice to have extras, I would like to know if everyone is assigned their own.

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I would also like to know if there was any strange codes placed into the Mindhive, and if there are any cameras in the main control room.

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Mr. NonCon, are you planning on answering the questions anytime soon?

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We will need more decisive testimony than "He could have heard about how delicious it was," or "He might have gotten his hands on some in the past." If you don't actually know, it would probably serve the court best for you to not add your personal theories.

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I am merely answering based on the information I have. When I encountered him, he was drunk. Him tripping over that power cord, having an unclear memory of the evening, and ruining my mindhive supports this claim. So, based on the fact that he was drunk when I encountered him, and enough out of sorts that he tripped over that cord, I proposed that he might have just had the munchies. Some people get hungry when drunk after all. If they didn't, those terrible Jack in the Box fast food places wouldn't be around. I also proposed an alternate theory based on the fact that he might have been angry with me after our altercation. These all are based on the evidence I have at my disposal. I can only base what I say on such evidence. If you thought me some sort of mind reader, I apologize for misleading you.

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Tell me, NonCon, what were you doing between the time when you left the Local Drinking Establishment and the morning after the crime?

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Sleeping.

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Mr. Con, please answer my question about each person having their own equipment. While I agree that it is a good practice to have extras, I would like to know if everyone is assigned their own.

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No. We just grab whatever is there.

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I would also like to know if there was any strange codes placed into the Mindhive, and if there are any cameras in the main control room.

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No and yes. In that order.

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Mr. NonCon, are you planning on answering the questions anytime soon?

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I am merely answering based on the information I have. When I encountered him, he was drunk. Him tripping over that power cord, having an unclear memory of the evening, and ruining my mindhive supports this claim. So, based on the fact that he was drunk when I encountered him, and enough out of sorts that he tripped over that cord, I proposed that he might have just had the munchies.
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I also proposed an alternate theory based on the fact that he might have been angry with me after our altercation. These all are based on the evidence I have at my disposal. I can only base what I say on such evidence.
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If it were an immutable fact that Ryanderman was responsible for the incident at the compound, we wouldn't be here right now. As it stands, we are here precisely because of the possibility that he wasn't.

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Further, while you claim that he was completely wasted, Ryanderman testifies that he merely had enough to make the details of the night a blur.

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We have nothing at our disposal, at the moment, that can confirm or deny either story - It's possible he was a raving drunk, it's possible he was just buzzed.

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Right now your theories are corroborated only by your own testimony, and some highly questionable security footage.

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Footage which, incidentally, comes from your very own security systems.

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So please, keep your speculation to yourself!

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Sleeping.
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I just want to summarize your testimony regarding your activities for the night, correct me if I'm wrong at any point:

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Your Bee Cannon project was just about done, so you decided to celebrate, apparently alone, at the Local Drinking Establishment. Shortly after you arrived, Ryanderman accidentally spilled his drink on you, at which point you had a brief argument which culminated in your immediately leaving the LDE, going straight home, and going straight to sleep. Is that correct?

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Did you notice Flarecobra at all while at the LDE, however briefly?

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Did you notice Flarecobra at all while at the LDE, however briefly?

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Exactly what are you trying to prove with this line of questioning, Phoenix Wright? We're trying to establish what occurred at the Special Bee Cannon, not the LDE.

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I hope you know I will not tolerate pointless badgering of my witness.

[Loyal]

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Just trying to establish a more complete testimony than you and yours have managed to, Franziska.

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All the same I will retract the question.
I have no doubt Ms. Cobra herself will be joining us on the witness stand today, and can answer that question herself.

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I personally have no further questions.

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Mr Con, one last question, would the bees sting anyone who was not wearing protection, that tried to steal their honey?

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Right now your theories are corroborated only by your own testimony, and some highly questionable security footage.

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Footage which, incidentally, comes from your very own security systems.

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You keep questioning the security footage and trying to place the burden of proof at my feet, however you have no actual evidence the security footage is faulty. Repeatedly claiming something to be the case does not make it true. I'd expect a lawyer to at least respect the court well enough to provide evidence for his claims. As it stands, your methods are underhanded, even for one of your profession. Unless you have evidence that the footage was faked, might I ask that you stop trying to lead the good judge astray.

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So please, keep your speculation to yourself!

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Says the man who makes assertions without the evidence to back them up...

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Did you notice Flarecobra at all while at the LDE, however briefly?

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I didn't notice her, but that doesn't mean much. I don't know her well at all, and I don't exactly go to the bar to pick up chicks.

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Mr Con, one last question, would the bees sting anyone who was not wearing protection, that tried to steal their honey?

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Probable, though not guaranteed. Due to the lost footage I can't really say for certain on why he didn't get stung. If I tried, your cohort would yell at me again.

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You wouldn't yell at me though, would you, cutie?

[Arhra]

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No Mr Con, I will be doing the yelling here.


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I must confess, I don't even know what the penalty is for failing to provide an answer in a court of law.

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I can only assume it is quite horrifying.

So allow me to reiterate.


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You know the design of your own invention, do you not?


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And you know which cable Mr Man tripped over from the security footage, correct?


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SO DID IT OR DID IT NOT CAUSE THE BLACKOUT!?


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Let's continue with unanswered questions.


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I asked you why it might be that Mr Man wasn't stung and you replied the swarm of killer bees might have smelt the honey on him.


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ARE YOU STUPID!?

He hadn't stolen the honey yet!


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Come now Mr Con, theorise, speculate...


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WHY WASN'T HE STUNG!?


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As for you, Mr Wright, you are under no obligation to explain yourself to lowly witnesses.


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They should know their place.

[Loyal]

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(It figures that as soon as I get used to Franziska's whip, I find another woman who doesn't need one.)

[Kim]

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I must confess, I don't even know what the penalty is for failing to provide an answer in a court of law.

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Is it anything like the penalty for harassing me during the defense's turn?

[POS Industries]

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In all honesty, I've been under the impression for quite some time that both sides think they're the defense anyway.

[PyrosNine]

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Defense? I think it's more like they're both the prosecution, your honor...

[The SSB Intern]

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(Well, Miss Arhra.... Eh...)

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...

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(Arhra.)

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(Yes, you've made quite the uproar here, haven't you?)

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(I don't care. Whether it's you, the defense, or that poor excuse for a judge, I won't let anyone get in the way of my victory.)

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Ahem. If it pleases the court, I have a theory I'd like to share on why Ryanderman wasn't stung on the night of the crime.

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After consulting my personal bee-guide,

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I noticed that bees are diurnal. They operate in the daytime. At night, they huddle together for warmth, and would not attack glazed sociopaths stealing their precious honey.

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If this were the case, the bees would notice the missing honey upon awaking the following morning, and follow the scent. This would allow Gumshoe to follow a trail of bees to Ryanderman's doorstep.

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Doesn't that sound plausible, witness?

[Arhra]

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Is it anything like the penalty for harassing me during the defense's turn?

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I'm still not hearing any answers, Mr Con.


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Would you like to find out?


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As for you Franziska, you needn't worry. Your time will come.

[Kim]

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Apart from Franziska's theory, you'll also notice that the honey in question is already jarred. He would not be getting it from the hive itself. The bees were perfectly calm until the bee cannon was fried, something that happened the same moment Ryanderman got honey all over himself. So yes, the possibility I offered is a potential reason, as is Franziska's that the bees were simply sleeping until that point.

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As for your other questions (How my invention works and whether Randerman's tripping over the cord caused the blackout) I believe I have already answered them. However, I'll state again.

The Bee Cannon operates primarily though controlling the bees via their own nector, broadcasting orders from a central control hub called the "Mindhive." The signals from the mindhive resonate within the nectar, forcing the bees to follow orders.

And the blackout was caused by Ryanderman tripping over that cord.

[Loyal]

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(I wonder how good a bee's sense of smell must be to track honey halfway across the city...)

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Mr. NonCon, are the bees at your facility diurnal?
I ask because Gumshoe mentioned that the only form of protection the compound had against intruders were cameras and killer bees.
Needless to say, bees that don't operate at night don't make good guards, so I wonder exactly what's supposed to keep the compound safe after everyone's gone home.

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I may not have evidence that your camera footage is unreliable, but every time I think about the compound's security and those evil bees, something fails to add up.

[POS Industries]

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Once NonCon answers Mr. Wright's final questions, we will move on to our next witness for the Defense, Fenris.

[Arhra]

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The killer bee security system not attacking the intruders it is supposed to guard against would be a rather criminally negligent design flaw.



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Wouldn't you agree, Mr Con?

[POS Industries]

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I hereby order NonCon placed under arrest for contempt of court.


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Which is a thing I can do.

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The court calls the next witness for the defense to the stand: Fenris.

[POS Industries]

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If the defense is unable to produce any witnesses, I'm afraid I will have no choice but to rule in favor of the prosecution.

[POS Industries]

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...Hm? What? Fine, get her up here. Better make it good.

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There court hereby calls Flarecobra to the stand for the defense.

[Flarecobra]

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Hi, sorry for the minor delay, I had get back from the airport.

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Anyway, I was at Local Drinking Establishment with my girlfriend to celebrate getting past a series of fairly tough classes. I saw Rya having a drink, and remembering him from the school, I went over to say hi and catch up to him.

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And before you ask what she did while I was talking, she decided to work on a story she was in the middle of writing, and was still working on it by the time we left.

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Anyway, while I was talking to Rya, I felt someone bump into me, but I was not able to get a look at who it was. I started to take a drink and noticed something seemed a bit off about it, and Rya was getting a bit upset, saying that someone tried to spike our drinks with something.

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I got myself a new drink, but he was going a little nuts trying to figure out who it was, so I decided to call it a night. I got my girlfriend to drive us home, since she didn't really have any alcohol.

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At no point did he mention anything about any bee cannon.

[POS Industries]

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Thank you, Miss Cobra.

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(Oh coffee, you are my only friend...)

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The defense my now examine the witness.

[Loyal]

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(I see the witness has a sense of humor. "Mild delay," my suit.)

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Thank you for coming, Ms. Cobra.

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About your testimony: According to Det. Gumshoe, Ryanderman got into an argument of some sort with NonCon while at the LDE.
Would you know anything about that?

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And if it's not too much trouble, would you mind telling us why you were at the airport so soon after your celebration?

[Flarecobra]

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I had a family funeral to get to in another state. I can show you the obit later if you want.

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Anyway, I didn't really notice what was going on with him by that point. I heard a few raised voices, one sounded like the bartender telling someone to take it outside, but to be honest I can't confirm it. I was talking to my girlfriend by that point, letting her know that we were going to leave.

[Loyal]

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No obituary will be necessary, thank you.

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At any rate, Ryanderman testified that he had "accosted the individual" responsible for your ruined drinks.
It seems unlikely that he would be "going a little nuts" trying to identify someone he had clearly caught in the act...

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...which leaves us with a contradiction between your two testimonies.
Therefore, I'd like you to tell us more about the spiked drink incident.

[Flarecobra]

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Sure, but there's not much to say there...

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I noticed that something was amiss when I heard my drink suddonly fizz, as I was drinking some mineral water at the time. I looked around and saw a couple people around, two of which were walking away.

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I decided then to get a new drink, as I didn't trust it. I don't want to be one of those people who fall victom to a potental knockout drug or something. Though I should also note, by that point Ryanderman was pretty drunk too... said something about "Protecting a lady's honor" or something.

[Loyal]

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(I don't think she's lying, but her testimony is too vague to be useful!
There has to be a way to get more information out of her!)

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Ms. Cobra.

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You say there were two people walking away after your drink was spiked.
Can you remember anything about them at all?

[Flarecobra]

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Like I said, I didn't get a real good look at them, but I can try.

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They looked like they were slightly bigger then average height... one had a dark hoodie, the other had a denem jacket and a backward Pittsburg Steelers cap. They both had on jeans, and the one with the hoodie had a slight limp. I think the one in the ballcap had orange-bronze skin... but it was fairly hard to tell in that light.

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I asked the bartender about them, and he said he didn't recongize them either, so I just chulked it up to lurkers and moved on.

[Loyal]

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I suppose as far as descriptions go that will have to suffice.

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You might not have perceived the details of Ryanderman's fight, but did you happen to see NonCon at all that night?

[Flarecobra]

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I don't recall seeing him there, but then again, I haven't met him before so I might have missed him being there.

[Loyal]

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......

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Hmm...

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Well...

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Frankly, I don't know what we can do with this testimony...
But I can't think of anything else to ask.

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I have no further questions, Your Honor.

[POS Industries]

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If the defense has no further questions, then the prosecution may begin their cross-examination.

[POS Industries]

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But no seriously, prosecutors: Do stuff.

[Arhra]

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Is that really all you've got, Mr Wright? How sad.


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Ms Cobra, I'll open with a single question.


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Would you characterise Mr Ryanderman as a lowlife, thief, habitual liar or honey addict?

[Loyal]

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(This trial is a farce.)

[Flarecobra]

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Could you be any more insulting to the guy? I'm going to say "None of the above."

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I can, however, give my impression of him if you so desire.

[Arhra]

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I suppose I could, but it wouldn't serve much of a point, would it now, Ms. Cobra?


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Proceed.

[Flarecobra]

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Ok then.

He's the type that seems to be more book-smart then street-smart. He can be quite smart when it comes to academic topics, but when it comes to real-world situations he seems to struggle sometimes. And he can be quite dense too.

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And keep the guy away from alcohol... I swear, a shot of tequila and he's ready to start dancing on the bartop with his pants on his head.

[The SSB Intern]

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How long have you known the defendant to be an insufferable light weight?

[Flarecobra]

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We were in the same class about a year ago, and I've seen him around the campus off and on on occation.

[The SSB Intern]

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This testimony confirms one thing.

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The defendant was most definitely lying!

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In that period of time that the witness has know Ryanderman, he has shown enough despicable tendencies to warrant caution regarding alcohol.

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And yet, the defendant claims he doesn't have problems holding his liquor.

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Furthermore!


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They looked like they were slightly bigger then average height... one had a dark hoodie, the other had a denem jacket and a backward Pittsburg Steelers cap. They both had on jeans, and the one with the hoodie had a slight limp. I think the one in the ballcap had orange-bronze skin... but it was fairly hard to tell in that light.

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Ryanderman said there was only one man spiking the drinks, and he pointed to the plaintiff, NonCon. We can clearly see that it could not be him.
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(How's that for "truth"?)

[Flarecobra]

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At no point did I say that they WERE the ones who spiked the drinks. All I said was they were walking away. I don't know if they were the ones who did or if it was someone else.

[Loyal]

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Ryanderman said there was only one man spiking the drinks, and he pointed to the plaintiff, NonCon. We can clearly see that it could not be him.
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WRONG!

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If we could direct our attention to earlier court transcripts: (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1067069#post1067069)

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I was the one who brought up the possibility of NonCon being the one who spiked the drinks.
Ryanderman agreed that it was a possibility, but in his own words...

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Though, to be fair, I simply can't remember remember enough of the details of the villain to tell you whether he was NonCon or not.
The whole evening is just too blurry.


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But it is certainly possible that NonCon and the villain who spiked Ms. Cobra's drink were one and the same.

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In short, he didn't know, and wasn't pretending that he did.
I know you're a busy woman, but do try to avoid making the same mistakes Edgeworth made.

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While I'm here, I should probably mention:
Most people have a wardrobe that consists of more than one set of clothes.
There's no reason to assume that whomever was wearing those clothes that night would be wearing them again the next day.

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Particularly if he had been engaging in unscrupulous activities!

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The only concrete, usable parts of that description are that one person had a limp, and the other had bronze skin.

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And I hope you aren't going to imply that Ryanderman himself was responsible for spiking his own drink.

[The SSB Intern]

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This coming from the man who wore the same suit for three years.

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But still, the witness looked around and those two were only ones of note.

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As for Ryanderman, the only evidence we have that he was drugged at all was his word. Frankly, it seems more likely the man had hammered the memory out with an ethanol billy club.

[Loyal]

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This coming from the man who wore the same suit for three years.http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/Phoenix%20Wright/909d53f7.gif
I'm sorry, did you say something?

[Arhra]

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Let the records show the defendant has a well established history of doing incredibly stupid things while under the influence of alcohol.


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Ms Cobra, at any point during the night, were you aware of the interest Mr Man had in you?

[Flarecobra]

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I was quite aware. Though as I said, the guy sometimes can't get a clue.

Since then I was thinking about getting a ring to have on, to pair them down.

[Loyal]

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Where are you going with this, Madam Prosecutor?

[Arhra]

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Going? We are on the road to nowhere, Mr Wright.


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Ms Cobra, according to your testimony, Mr Man was "going a little nuts"
trying to figure out the culprit of the alleged drink spiking. You decided to
leave as a result.


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But if we check back to Mr Man's account of the night, he immediately
confronted someone and, after chasing this person off, both of you decided
to call it a night. You were "quite distressed" according to him.


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What do you think of this discrepancy?

[Flarecobra]

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Do I need to remind you that Ryanderman wasn't exactly sober? And do you remember things exactly when inebrated? I've got a little more experance in drinking from my time in the military, so I know how to keep myself a little more sober.

[Loyal]

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I'm beginning to think the prosecution has trouble remembering things even while sober.
We've been over this already! (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1079575#post1079575)

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Do you have anything new to bring up, or can we call it a day for Ms. Cobra?

[Flarecobra]

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Depends on what the doll there says.

[Arhra]

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And do you remember things exactly when inebrated?



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Always.


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Let the records show that Mr Ryanderman becomes delusional when inebriated.


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Thank you for clarifying that, Ms. Cobra. The prosecution has no further questions.

[The SSB Intern]

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Hey, that's my...!!

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...Bah. Whatever.

[POS Industries]

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Very well, the prosecution may now call their next witness: Magic_Marker

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That is, if he hasn't died of old age by now...

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[POS Industries]

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...zZz...snrk...


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Huh...? Oh, right!


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Well, since all the rest of the witnesses are too ~busy~ to perform their civic duty, I have no choice but to end this case and deliver my final verdict. In the case of The People of Nuklearpower Forums versus Ryanderman, I find the defendant...


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Honestly, come on! The guy was caught on video! It was plainly him and not one of you could come up with a convincing reason otherwise!

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I mean, it's not like he was brainwashed with the mind honey by NonCon in order to sabotage the Bee Cannon project and cash in on the insurance money or anything! That'd just be silly!

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Court is adjourned! Take Mr. Derman away!

[PyrosNine]

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Well, to an extent you could say both were guilty. My personal, worthless opinion?

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NonCon did steal Ryanderman's thesis to make his Special Beam Cannon work, using variable wavelengths through honey (a viscous fluid) to control bees. That is how the math clearly works, and anyone who didn't catch that one was an obvious theft of the other is a liberal arts major, with me being an exception of course.

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Ryanderman, being a lowly blind useless lame guy who has never gotten a date in his life, was too focused on macking on ladies uninterested in him and his thesis project to notice, until that night. NonCon, who knew Ryanderman was close to completing his thesis, feared the rest of the mostly intelligent science community would figure out his theft.

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So NonCon had slipped some of his DELICIOUS MIND HONEY into Ryanderman's drink, which actually has a slight roofinol effect when paired with alcohol. Because honey is not actually delicious, just quite sweet and slightly acidic. The sense of deliciousness is actually a kind of drug effect. Ryanderman became incredibly more sensitive to drink than normal, to the extent that he became highly suggestible and would have a bit of memory loss in the morning.

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Then NonCon set his diabolical plan in motion: he knew Ryanderman would be angry with him if he knew about his theft, so he came up to Ryanderman later and told him point blank that he had made himself rich and powerful using Ryanderman's thesis. Then NonCon goaded him to try and do something about it. So Ryanderman, of his free will, then decided to go and trash the Special Bee Cannon and steal all it's honey.

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This was all part of Non Con's plan, and he'd even turned off the Cannon's defenses and signaled the bees to not attack. The idea being, that if he could record Ryanderman coming into the premises and doing something bad, Non Con could then let loose the bees and cause a catastrophe! Ryanderman would go straight to jail, and even if he finished his thesis in college, there'd be no way for him to challenge Non Con's patents on such flimsy grounds, especially after most of the science intelligentsia had been very badly stung.

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So Ryanderman had of his own volition robbed the Special Beam Cannon facility, but the actual letting loose of the bees and some conspiracy to allow Ryanderman to do so was all Non Con.

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I'm sure this would have been all very clear to you if the rest of the witnesses had managed to testify, but unfortunately, several key witnesses also happened to be highly allergic to bee stings. And well....y'know. May god bless their souls!

[POS Industries]

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...You're fired.

[PyrosNine]

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WHAT? After everything I've done for you? Made your coffee? Filed reports! And I'm very sure that stint in the hotel wasn't part of my job description!

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Sure, a rape of justice is fine and all by this courts standards, but don't think I'm going to take this particular injustice sitting down! Actually, don't think my power armor (http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/SamusTestimony.png) is going to take this sitting down!

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