New moderator

[NPF Administration]

After some consideration we have agreed to fill the gap POS Industries' recent retirement left with POS Industries. We're sure he'll be a valuable addition to the team.

[Premmy]

You're sure, he's not.

[POS Industries]

http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/1223142207148.jpg

[Premmy]

Hiding our fear behind snarky images again, are we?
We've seen your pale, soft underbelly, we know the weakness that dwells within you.

[Seil]

He's like Smaug, with an exposed breast.

[POS Industries]

Fun fact: My soft underbelly is as pale as the rest of me. That is to say, blindingly so.

The sun and I haven't gotten along pretty much ever.

[Premmy]

I would totally get an avatar with lots of teeth and spend the next few Let's be real I'd get bored way sooner doing this whole "waiting to devour you in your moment of weakness" thing but with a name like "premmy" it just would'nt sell

[POS Industries]

I dunno, man. I think "Premmy" is deceptively terrifying.

Like how people are terrified of clowns, you know?

[Premmy]

hmmm
I'm thinking I might as well just go ahead and abreviate things. Let's go with
Premmy

1:I have slowly started shifting to it everywhere else.
2: It's easier for average people to say
3: It's kinda uniqe
4: It's slightly less.. pretentious I suppose
5: It sounds cute and friendly!
6: It's fun to say.

so yes, requesting a name change from Premonitions to premmy

[POS Industries]

That seriously gave me shivers. Seriously. Terrifying stuff.

Also I always felt like my name wasn't nearly pretentious enough. Like, I'd change it to King Kickass T. McAwesome III or something but I don't wanna confuse people or anything.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

I always mean to either get my named changed to Karesh or get a capital G on the front of my name but I never do because I can't pick which one.

Incidentally I'd be an awesome mod!

[Nikose Tyris]

Make it Karesh because having your real name sans vowels is really, really weird lookin'.

Also your last name is my first name, and I hate that.

[Geminex]

After some consideration we have agreed to fill the gap POS Industries' recent retirement left with POS Industries. We're sure he'll be a valuable addition to the team.

Down with POS! Bring back POS!
The old guy was way better than the new guy!

[shiney]

POS honestly, don't be the one can of soda with a bulge on the top. Son, I am disappoint.

[Loyal]

Wishy-washy namby-pamby no-good hooligan!

don't be the one can of soda with a bulge on the top. I'm not sure I understand this metaphor.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

I for one welcome our new/old overload

[shiney]

That one fucked up can of soda in that twelve pack you just bought? The one you really don't want to drink because maybe it's going to fizz everywhere when you open it, or it'll be flat, or bacteria got in there somehow. That's POS in this situation.

Having to explain it draws humor away from the metaphor and flushes it down the toilet. Loyal you're being that guy.

Don't be that guy, Loyal.

[krogothwolf]

Maybe if you make better jokes then you wouldn't have to explain it. Plus, I thought that was loyal's job!

[Viridis]

I knew what shiney meant. The worst are cans with the bulge on the bottom. Then they can't even be set on a table properly.

[krogothwolf]

I knew what shiney meant. The worst are cans with the bulge on the bottom. Then they can't even be set on a table properly.

Oh, I knew what he meant to, but I never actually had that problem.

[Krylo]

Plus, I thought that was loyal's job!

Making terrible jokes?

[Loyal]

Being the killjoy?

[krogothwolf]

Yeah Being the killjoy is Loyal's job.

Fuck, I don't want him to take away all of our terrible joke jobs!

[shiney]

Terrible jokes?!

....Yeah, okay, I'll give you that.

POS still sucks.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Terrible jokes?!

....Yeah, okay, I'll give you that.

POS still sucks.

Isn't that how he got the job in the first place? http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/smug.gif

[Thadius]

Huh. The only way this could be more interesting is if POS had become a zombie/vampire/other horrible abomination in the meantime.

[Fenris]

That seriously gave me shivers. Seriously. Terrifying stuff.

Also I always felt like my name wasn't nearly pretentious enough. Like, I'd change it to King Kickass T. McAwesome III or something but I don't wanna confuse people or anything.

Well, I gave it sparkles. Does that help?

[rpgdemon]

I'm not gonna lie, I'm incredibly jealous of everyone who has special names.

[POS Industries]

Well, I gave it sparkles. Does that help?
Still not the gayest I've ever looked.

[Rejected Again]

Still not the gayest I've ever looked.

I thikn his name needs to be purple now. He brought it upon himself.

[Seil]

So POS "died," and there was a brief period of "mourning" and now he's "back?"

Does that strike anyone else as some famous, messiah-like figure?

Yeah, I was thinking Robocop too.

[Aldurin]

After some consideration we have agreed to fill the gap POS Industries' recent retirement left with POS Industries. We're sure he'll be a valuable addition to the team.

Better off I was too late to send my application. And gratz to Piece Of Shit.

[Grimpond]

Better off I was too late to send my application. And gratz to Piece Of Shit.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

No.

[Sky Warrior Bob]

So POS "died," and there was a brief period of "mourning" and now he's "back?"

Does that strike anyone else as some famous, messiah-like figure?

Yeah, I was thinking Robocop too.

Funny, I was thinking of this (http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=rREKIPsDi6g&vq=medium#t=90).

But more or less.

SWB

[Token]

Better off I was too late to send my application.

Don't even joke like that, Jesus Christ.

[Fenris]

He's had that particular delusion for a while. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1054309#post1054309)

[Token]

He's had that particular delusion for a while. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1054309#post1054309)

It was painful to look at then, it's painful to look at now.

[Aldurin]

He's had that particular delusion for a while. (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showthread.php?p=1054309#post1054309)

Crapdammit Fen. I've changed since then. This time it was honestly a joke. I don't want to be a mod because then I'd have too much responsibility and I'd have to read more threads than I would want to.

[Fenris]

Good to know you've had a complete change of heart in the last 2 months. :knowledge:

[rpgdemon]

OR it could be a clever front to make us all THINK that he's changed, since that's what a moderator should say!

OR, he KNOW'S we'll think that, so he's saying it to make himself less likely to be mod, since he really DOES believe it.

OR he really DOES want to be mod, and knows that we'd get to thinking that he's saying it to avoid being mod, and hopes we'll stick him with the position.

[Seil]

What about me, could I be a mod? I have many talents, such as...

...Um

...Give me a minute here. Ooh! Ooh! I could.... no.... never mind.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I ban where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the trolls and spambots of old and their like is not in the world today.Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong... ... My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath DEATH!

I'm just saying, if there's ever an opening in the moddom....

[Aldurin]

OR it could be a clever front to make us all THINK that he's changed, since that's what a moderator should say!

OR, he KNOW'S we'll think that, so he's saying it to make himself less likely to be mod, since he really DOES believe it.

OR he really DOES want to be mod, and knows that we'd get to thinking that he's saying it to avoid being mod, and hopes we'll stick him with the position.

You're getting closer. Keep going and you'll know you're getting there when you get a brain anneurism.

[Loyal]

I'm just saying, if there's ever an opening in the moddom....

Down, girl. You're overqualified anyway.

[POS Industries]

Down, girl. You're overqualified anyway.
You know, in most cases I figure I should be insulted but naw, he's right.

Safety team is the lowest of the low.

[Thadius]

*Glances at the title of Loyal's post*

Oh, so you think I'd make a horrible mod. Well I actually agree with you there. I'd hate the position and all of you within an hour of gaining it, should such an event ever happen. Though I wouldn't go mad with power like Celes did. I'd first work out how I could pull a Slater online, then do it.

Though all of this is pure hyperbole, as in order for me to become a mod the moon would have to appear in the middle of the day, be blood red, block out the sun, and then World War Three would descend upon us.

In light of that, me being a mod would not be such a bad thing.

[Arhra]

Huh. The only way this could be more interesting is if POS had become a zombie/vampire/other horrible abomination in the meantime.
Well, I gave it sparkles. Does that help?So POS "died," and there was a brief period of "mourning" and now he's "back?"
Let's see... came back from the dead, sparkly... HMMMMMM

[Aldurin]

Let's see... came back from the dead, sparkly... HMMMMMM

Nononononononononononofucknononononononoooooo!!!

[Geminex]

Let's see... came back from the dead, sparkly... HMMMMMM

Fifth is Jacob. Shiney is Bella. GO.

[Premmy]

Fifth is Jacob. Shiney is Bella. GO.

I would imagine Shiny would be one of the glampires himself, what with all the shining.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l201/moskapunk/BELA.jpg

[Archbio]

Undead, undead, undead. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY)

[synkr0nized]

I ban where I wish and none dare resist. I laid low the trolls and spambots of old and their like is not in the world today.Then I was but young and tender. Now I am old and strong, strong, strong... ... My armor is like tenfold shields, my teeth are swords, my claws spears, the shock of my tail a thunderbolt, my wings a hurricane, and my breath DEATH!

I'm just saying, if there's ever an opening in the moddom....

Yeah not sure we really need roleplaying furries/scalies on the team.

[Archbio]

I'm a level 10 armadillo.

Does that count?

[Bob The Mercenary]

I say you hire me and place me in charge of editing user accounts.

That way you can talk about Bob in accounting.

[Premmy]

Yeah not sure we really need roleplaying furries/scalies on the team.

http://spd.fotolog.com/photo/13/54/116/dragsterst/1277509623522_f.jpg

[POS Industries]

I say you hire me and place me in charge of editing user accounts.

That way you can talk about Bob in accounting.
http://i119.photobucket.com/albums/o159/posindustries/facepalm/kira2.jpg

[Seil]

Bela Lugosi is unamused by your shine-annigans

.

[synkr0nized]

dragon

http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/emotes/a022.jpg

Man, let's not even go there.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Man, all you fuckers are just jealous of my styles.

Edit: Let's face it, none of you can compete

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/fuckyouImadragonedited.png

[DarkDrgon]

*clears throat*
http://i1012.photobucket.com/albums/af248/blueshirtsfanatic2136/drgon.gif

I'm a Drgon.

[Aldurin]

http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/emotes/a022.jpg

Man, let's not even go there.

Oh yes, let's.
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQtnySzd9CADaILrE1XtewdB8XAUM4qK bFX2AvgOj8QaU38SiQ&t=1&usg=__S3goAdBDNuoRz4Ok7ZlEhsfUkc0=

http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSBr_MORYAPjs7KAcv3E2-zaAObTkev2D-Dx5Q03JaO-06NUgk&t=1&usg=__XShwO5DjJOhaq0N3Egm66J3PePw=
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTYM5pxj8s0Mj6dkPbsjrTTRfYA20SDO 4noBLLko0wDm4UfNlw&t=1&usg=__ZAwBkamcnYTYZfwngpDk-d9qd_A=

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq216/dragonblader/BlackDragon-1.jpg
http://i164.photobucket.com/albums/u32/pangaea_90210/EasternDragon.jpg
http://i892.photobucket.com/albums/ac125/gaynorvader/BabyDragon.jpg
http://i168.photobucket.com/albums/u190/red52devils/DRAGONS%20ARE%20SILLY/dragon_color.jpg
http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i180/sparksdemon90/Dragons/Maelstrom.jpg
http://i919.photobucket.com/albums/ad37/WINDAKI/hideous-zippleback-02-550x330.jpg
http://i937.photobucket.com/albums/ad220/Adley_Vedrines/dancing_bear-gif.gif

[Donomni]

No llama dragon?

I mean, yes, it'd make the joke obvious, but the potential.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/dragonllama.jpg

[shiney]

I think....I think that's a good place to stop things. Before they become worse*.

*Yeah like that's possible.**

**It occurs to me there's little point in adding footnotes immediately after the subject, but then it occurs to me that the only people reading this are douchebags anyways so it evens out.

[synkr0nized]

**It occurs to me there's little point in adding footnotes immediately after the subject, but then it occurs to me that the only people reading this are douchebags anyways so it evens out.

I will end you.