Things we have learned from the cinema

[Fifthfiend]

1.21 gigawatts is a completely unreasonable number of gigawatts.

[RickZarber]

2. Traveling at faster-than-light speeds is in no way like agriculture.

[Geminex]

3. George Lucas is a horrible, horrible person.

[Arhra]

4. I am Spartacus.

[Specterbane]

5. Never doubt Disney's ability to butcher a classic work of literature

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

6. This IS a tasty burger!

[Loyal]

God is a white-haired black dude with a soothing voice and a nice suit.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

8. I'm Spartacus, and so's my wife!

[Donomni]

9. Michael Bay's very presence induces large explosions, and is also capable of making rendering supercomputers melt(Well, the inside of one, but close enough).

[Azisien]

10. He'll be back.

[EVILNess]

11. I learned that Who's on first.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

His name is Inigo Montoya and I am sooooo fucked right now.

[Fifthfiend]

If someone asks if you are a god: say yes.

[Funka Genocide]

Don't fall asleep around Casper.

[Premmy]

Or he'll Keep you.

[Funka Genocide]

I think we're talking about different Caspers.

[Jagos]

Never talk about the Club.

[Fifthfiend]

Coffee's for closers

[Specterbane]

You always want to invest in things people can't do without. Water and cemeteries... pretty safe bets.

[PyrosNine]

% Liam Neeson will hit you in the neck.

[Seil]

Sex with Tim Curry is inevitable.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

When in doubt, the kid will be the hero.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Never have hot sweaty monkey sex at the old abandoned lakeside campground, for it will only end in tears.

[Grimpond]

There is only ZUL!!!!

[The Sevenshot Kid]

A madman in a blue box is the only one capable of saving all of existence from collapsing while still being fashionable.

[bluestarultor]

A madman in a blue box is the only one capable of saving all of existence from collapsing while still being fashionable.

Or horribly unfashionable, but the scarf was a gift. Or simply crazy enough to wear a celery corsage with a weak excuse (celery does NOT turn purple) to justify it until you get better.

[mauve]

If you're terribly unhappy with your bully-ridden and/or minimum-wage doormat life, but you suddenly get whisked away to some kickass magical land wherein you make lots of awesome friends, fulfil your destiny as a mighty hero, save the freaking world and generally have the best and most exciting time of your life, you will inevitably choose to give it all up and go back to your craptacular minimum-wage bully-filled existance at the end of the adventure because there's no place like home and surely you're strong enough to deal with it now.


You freaking idiot.

[Archbio]

Sometimes, dead is better.

[Toastburner B]

When in doubt, kill it with fire.

[Magus]

If you're evil and up against Gandalf the Gray, thou shalt not pass.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Oven cleaner will cure your smokers coffee. But gargle, do not swallow.

[Funka Genocide]

Heroin addicts are notoriously easy to fuck over. (And short people have anger management problems.)

[Fifthfiend]

If you're terribly unhappy with your bully-ridden and/or minimum-wage doormat life, but you suddenly get whisked away to some kickass magical land wherein you make lots of awesome friends, fulfil your destiny as a mighty hero, save the freaking world and generally have the best and most exciting time of your life, you will inevitably choose to give it all up and go back to your craptacular minimum-wage bully-filled existance at the end of the adventure because there's no place like home and surely you're strong enough to deal with it now.


You freaking idiot.

In fairness, sometimes you go back and terrorize the bullies with your badass magic dragon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWnW-OuggoE#t=1m24s).

[Funka Genocide]

In fairness, sometimes you go back and terrorize the bullies with your badass magic dragon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWnW-OuggoE#t=1m24s).

Not shown in that clip: the part where Falcor savagely devours the children as the kid stares in unblinking horror.

[Fifthfiend]

Horror? Shit, Bastian probably would've wished those fuckers back to life so Falcor could do it again.

[Funka Genocide]

but just imagine him laughing with a bloody mouthful of preteen limbs.

Its scaring me, oddly enough more-so because he's such an obvious automaton. Like a furry tube sock mixed with a German Shepard.

[Fifthfiend]

obvious automaton

You shut your filthy goddamn mouth!

[Funka Genocide]

Regardless of the circumstances, its generally considered wise to NOT cross the streams. (generally)

[Arhra]

Nuke it from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

This is madness.

[Aldurin]

No matter how much beer you drink, it's possible for you to not get drunk and garunteed that you won't die as far as Beerfest is concerned.

And Germans chug beer like whales.

[Nique]

It belongs in a museum.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

There can be only one.

[Magic_Marker]

If nobody believes your theory is right, then it's right.

[Magus]

Shooting duel pistols while leaping through the air and crashing through plate glass will not put your back out.

[krogothwolf]

It doesn't matter if you're the good version of yourself or the bad, it's as long as you're the one with the gun.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

If you have a super intelligent computer, he might kill you.

[DarkDrgon]

The candy man can

[Premmy]

Just don't say it thrice

[Seil]

We're in bat country.

[krogothwolf]

The USA won World War 2 all by itself.

[RickZarber]

One can simply walk into Mordor.

[bluestarultor]

Final Fantasy VIII is a two-player game.

[Nique]

Final Fantasy VIII is a two-player game.


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[bluestarultor]

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#6: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/FF8#Trivia ;)

[Archbio]

#6: http://finalfantasy.wikia.com/wiki/FF8#Trivia

Ah, ha! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BjrG5QQZxE)

54: Bastards know nothing from funny.

[01d55]

Automobiles are dangerous.

[Torque]

This is madness.

Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

[Fifthfiend]

And there it is.

[Kim]

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

[Torque]

Ok, how about this one...
Must go faster. Must go faster!

[Specterbane]

I can't believe it hasn't been said yet, but...

Shop smart, shop S-Mart.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Once you hit 88 miles per hour, you're gonna see some serious shit.

[PCD]

Cardio, Double Tap, and Beware of Bathrooms.

[mauve]

There is no spoon.

[TopHatAssassin]

That he knows kung fu.

[Torque]

That "We're too damned close! Gotta back off!"

[stefan]

That you are in a position to demand nothing, sir.

[Magic_Marker]

Ok, how about this one...
Must go faster. Must go faster!

Sub Rule: You cannot go slower 50mph

[Torque]

KAHN!

[The Sevenshot Kid]

I'm getting too old for this shit.

(I don't know if it's been used yet but if it has, I don't care. If you want to know why I don't care, refer back to the top of this post.)

[Magus]

Final Fantasy VIII is a two-player game.

As a corollary, Game Gear does not require an actual game to be inserted in it to function. Rumble in the Bronx

[Seil]

The power glove. It's bad.

[Magus]

Darth Vader has altered the deal. Pray he doesn't alter it further.

[Shin Amakiir]

You must keep it secret. You must keep it safe.

[Magus]

If you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk! The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly

[PCD]

Dinosaurs don't want to be fed--they want to hunt.

[Aldurin]

She's out of your league.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

That it was beauty who killed the beast.

[Toastburner B]

The best way to avoid giant monsters is to run in a straight line with a crowd while GOJIRA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

Soylent Green is made of PEOPLE!

[BitVyper]

We may or may not be living in a dream inside a computer game inside a city that flies through space inside a machine that harvests bioelectricity.

Also: I'm Spartacus.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

I was wondering when someone would get to that.


Also; I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

[Funka Genocide]

It goes without saying that he would have an enormous schwanzstucker.

[Arhra]

Nut up or shut up.

[Ryanderman]

While I do want it, I cannot handle the truth.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

[Aldurin]

Getting to the button is never easy and never has any room for error.

[BitVyper]

If I can change.... and you can change... EVERYONE CAN CHANGE!

[Bard The 5th LW]

I have learned that THERE IN MY EYES! AHHHHHHHH! AHHHHHHHhhhurgh! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU)

[Archbio]

If you're filming with a handheld camera and something happens, keep filming no matter what, even while you're running for your life.

Especially while you're running for your life.

You won't trip and the recording will come out fine!

[Drownball-Champ]

Also; I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

And I'm all out of bubblegum.

[Shin Amakiir]

All plans created by a mostly-dead-man-wearing-black come together once you aquire a holocaust cloak and a wheelbarrow which was covering an albino.

[TopHatAssassin]

If it bleeds, we can kill it.

That Dillon is a son of a bitch.

[RickZarber]

It's full of stars.

[Flarecobra]

You can smash through anything if you use enough force.

You stop to use the bathroom, you die.

If you need to reload, you are NOT FIRING WITH ENOUGH GUSTO.

[Magus]

Bombs with two-minutes on the timer will never go off, even if there is a ten-minute fight between you and your enemies revolving around getting to the bomb just in time to switch it off with two seconds to spare.

[Daimo Mac, The Blue Light of Hope]

There is only ZUL!!!!

It's ZUUL MUTHAFUCKA ZUUL!!!

Here's one. You can't stop the signal.

[Loyal]

There is no "overkill". There is only "Open Fire" and "I need to reload".

[Dracorion]

Where we're going we don't need... roads.

[PCD]

Of course M. Bison wants to take over the world.

[Pip Boy]

One day we may be able to say even things like "bollocks" and "wank" and "cock" on the radio.

[Torque]

I was wondering when someone would get to that.


Also; I am here to chew bubblegum and kick ass.

It was all for you, buddy.

Also, It's game over man, it's game over! What the fuck are we gonna do now man, what are we gonna do!?

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Aliens have never heard of anti-virus software.

They will also totally walk around naked on a planet filled with water, even when that water is like acid to them.

[Krylo]

Aliens have never heard of anti-virus software.

They will also totally walk around naked on a planet filled with water, even when that water is like acid to them.

Also: Inoculations against native diseases? P'SHAW!

[Torque]

I have learned that if you are black... You are fucked. Unless you are Samuel 'bad motherfucker' Jackson

[Magni]

I have learned that if you are black... You are fucked. Unless you are Samuel 'bad motherfucker' Jackson

Are you sure about that? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMwmqp3GLMc)

[Torque]

BAHAHAHA! What a terrible movie. The even doubly ironic part to that movie is that there was another black guy who didn't die, although I think you are lead to believe that he does. Also, the chick dies.. and that is surprising. I'm not going to spoiler tag that one cuz frankly, it's Deep Blue Sea, and no one gives a fuck about Deep Blue Sea.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

I've learned all of the major fundametals of surviving a Zombie apocalypse.

[Magus]

Making fun of your neighbors for building a fallout shelter will always end ironically.

[Torque]

Raquel Welch will give up all of your secrets if you throw rocks at her.
Seriously, that bitch will rat you out!

[Aldurin]

Hang out in a group of people with diverse personalities with a clear-cut goal. Then make sure you're the kind of important person in the group that doesn't suffer any injuries or dies.

[Magus]

Gangs in movies are always racially, ethnically, and culturally mixed so as to show us that no matter what your color or creed you are capable of working together to beat other gang members with bats or set fire to homeless people.