Piction/Capture

[ChaoticBrain]

OK, so given how A Thousand Words has pretty much screeched to a halt and there's no sign of it ever picking up, I'd like to propose a new picture & caption game. This one will combine the concept behind A Thousand Words with the fast-paced flow of Corrupted Wishes.

The rules are as follows:
* Each post will consist of one picture OR one caption. When executed perfectly, the thread will read as follows: one caption, one picture, one caption, one picture, one caption, one picture, etc.
* If the previous post was a picture, write a funny caption that fits.
* If the previous post was a caption, post a picture that fits.
* If multiple pictures or captions are posted in a row (as simultaneous postings are bound to occur), pick one to respond to and quote the one you chose in your post.
* After you've posted, you should try to wait at least 6 posts (3 captions, 3 pictures) to post again.
* If the last post in the thread was made over 24 hours ago, you can go ahead and post regardless of how many posts have passed.
* If your last post was made over 72 hours ago, the above two rules do not apply.
* Please try to use images without text captions. Words in the actual picture (like on a sign) are okay.
* Animated GIFs and PNGs are permitted.
* Usual forum rules apply, so keep images safe for work.

So, I'll start this thread off with a caption. The next poster must provide a picture that matches this caption, and the poster after him/her must post a caption that matches that picture, and so on so forth.

"Curse you, gravity! My greatest enemy!"

[Sun-Wukong]

http://static.flickr.com/75/178546713_1c5e702eab_o.jpg

[Viridis]

"This seemed like such a good idea a few minutes ago"

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2008/12/26/rocket-powered-sled_EFVxf_54.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

Is there nothing I can do to change your mind?

[Rejected Again]

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/2009-03-03-NOmoreMRniceGAY.jpg

[Sun-Wukong]

The most unfortunate typo ever made...

[ChaoticBrain]

http://www.dangerousminds.net/images/uploads/pubicschoolsystembnmbm_thumb.jpg

[Token]

All in all, it was just another sign that the education system is failing.

[Sun-Wukong]

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4012/4468906425_d79494fc8d.jpg

[Doc ock rokc]

Thank god i don't go there

[Loyal]

"I think you're missing an 'R' there, sir."
"No shit."

[edit]DOOOOOOOOOOC!!

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://i39.tinypic.com/nq6b0g.jpg

[Specterbane]

Paid for by viewers like you.

EDIT: That's a better quote.

[phil_]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_XbBXKRgC7B4/TDH0U1d_0VI/AAAAAAAAXvg/adghJvJzk5k/s1600/36883_410725983417_580953417_4248205_6353395_n.jpg

[Oron]

Contemplate majesty.

[ChaoticBrain]

http://blog.thenibble.com/wp-content/burger-king-fragrance.jpg

[Doc ock rokc]

Don't take your eyes off of it! Blink you die.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

http://deltoratom.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/weeping_angel.jpg

This was clearly the only acceptable answer there.

[Sun-Wukong]

The Devil only May Cry, but that angel certainly will...

[ChaoticBrain]

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/6/8/1950977//CandH.jpg

EDIT: Hopefully it works now.

[Viridis]

Watch this space.

[Doc ock rokc]

7548

[Specterbane]

Maybe I should've read the label on those pills.

[McTahr]

http://i57.photobucket.com/albums/g229/JimJimtheInfernalJanitor/rave_party_3.jpg

[Token]

Mario Party ain't got nothin' on this.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://a.imageshack.us/img707/6458/cagepunch.gif

[Krylo]

Bear punches woman! Story at 11.

[ChaoticBrain]

http://img.youtube.com/vi/F_AhF0QSGRw/0.jpg

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Yes, because we all know that's how to solve these kinds of problems.

[Specterbane]

http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/gifbinpatonthebackprank.gif?t=1271688090

[Bard The 5th LW]

(no caption, but I was totally going to post that eventually)

[Loyal]

Shirtless-O'Clock Rules are now in effect. Violators will be punished!

[ChaoticBrain]

http://evilbeetgossip.film.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/houston_fire3.jpg
This is the best I could do.

[Doc ock rokc]

That is right everything is bigger in Texas!

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/fucking_huge_pidgeon.gif

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Sure, everything's bigger in Texas, but that doesn't mean people LIKE it

[Rejected Again]

http://208.116.9.205/10/content/24565/2.jpg

[ChaoticBrain]

(Just to let you know, I changed the wait time from 48 hours to 24 hours, so we can pick up a little more speed.)

[Token]

It's not gay! The balls aren't touching!

[ChaoticBrain]

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:G4s4GIlSzUVmhM:http://img507.imageshack.us/img507/964/waterpolocg8.jpg&t=1

[Specterbane]

This would've been far more awkward without the hats.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://hollywoodhatesme.files.wordpress.com/2010/07/invisible_man.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

When I said a good suit makes a man, this isn't what I meant.

[Specterbane]

http://loscuatroojos.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/pimp-kid1.jpg

[Bard The 5th LW]

They grow up so fast.

[Oron]

http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/2/23909/868169-saibamen3_screen_large.gif

[ChaoticBrain]

Caution: Explosive temper.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_h5aDAAadPlM/TCkwLbkNkaI/AAAAAAAAAMc/eRAAsdCJFag/s1600/6-28-10-Kaboom-3.jpg

[ChaoticBrain]

Anyway, long story short, that's how I ended up in a body cast.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://www.desktoprating.com/wallpapers/games-wallpapers-pictures/armed-and-dangerous-wallpaper-1280x1024.jpg

[Doc ock rokc]

Overkill is a Understatement

[ChaoticBrain]

http://www.chiyo-chan.net/mirror/ax2k2cosplay/images/DSC00655.jpg

[Token]

Getting laid is overrated.

[Specterbane]

http://www.insidesocal.com/tomhoffarth/2007_blades_of_glory_004.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Just because you can accessorize doesn't mean you should.

[Loyal]

http://i55.tinypic.com/viitsz.png

[Darth SS]

You only wish you could be pimpin' like this.

[ChaoticBrain]

http://homepage.mac.com/jaguardan/rumsfeld-pimp.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

There is not enough "NO" in the world

[KeienSlayer]

http://i190.photobucket.com/albums/z60/KeienSlayer/TrustBunBun.gif

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Something seems very wrong here, I don't trust it...

[ChaoticBrain]

http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l86cy24NHc1qcwf5fo1_500.jpg

[Krylo]

Don't be a pussy. This guy seems legit.

[Darth SS]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_wiSeN3bz6hY/TAZ2g94kZGI/AAAAAAAAABo/WyD2VnuShQ4/s400/shamwow_guy%5B1%5D.jpg

[Specterbane]

Sale tactic #12: Crazy Eyes

[ChaoticBrain]

http://geekstar.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/eyes.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://cheezpictureisunrelated.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/bf0e8e0a-3d6d-485e-983d-e976ff98d085.jpg

[Archbio]

Hey, that's not how you make a prime beef poutine.

[Darth SS]

http://cache-01.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/12/2010/11/aotd_trash_grand_am.jpg

[ChaoticBrain]

Fortunately, the police didn't have to chase him very far, since his getaway vehicle had no engine.

[Specterbane]

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_8IL7s13vNmM/SelpFZvbysI/AAAAAAAAAbI/fZkMF-u-Ziw/s400/April+18+167.JPG

[phil_]

Helmets make everything safer.

[Bard The 5th LW]

http://i.imgur.com/70gpm.jpg

[Doc ock rokc]

Smoking kills...or at least I kill smokers.

[ChaoticBrain]

http://anchan.an.ohost.de/1242534830979.jpg

[Thadius]

Did you see his face? Well, it's gone now, but did you see it?

[ChaoticBrain]

http://www.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Watchmen-Rorschach_.jpg

[Doc ock rokc]

hrrrmmm!

[phil_]

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/5585/1289407404659.jpg

[Specterbane]

And this is why it's all your fault that we lost.

[Darth SS]

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/olympics/2002/ice_hockey/news/2002/02/20/sweden_belarus_ap/lg_salo_ap-01.jpg

[ChaoticBrain]

He clearly does not give a flying puck.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

http://www.fabian-siegismund.de/blog/uploaded_images/God%20of%20War-703932.jpg

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I don't think the medication is helping

[Kerensky287]

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/storyfiles/hs2/scraps/D4NC3P4RTYFOUR.gif

[Bard The 5th LW]

That is beautiful. In the most awful of ways.

[Doc ock rokc]

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/8015/212433-106798-cobra-commander_super.jpg

[Thadius]

The face of true evil...on its day off.

[ChaoticBrain]

The face of true evil...on its day off.

http://www.fileden.com/files/2008/6/8/1950977//HojoOnTheBeach.jpg

[Darth SS]

SEXY BEACH PARRRRRTY!

[Doc ock rokc]

http://file028a.bebo.com/2/large/2007/02/14/22/349894367a3624014970b681560190l.gif

[Specterbane]

These were the original puppets for "It's a small world after all."