Tell a baseless lie about the poster above.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Got this from RPG.net. The format goes something like this:

Original Poster:Starter post
Poster 2: *baseless lie about OP*
Poster 3: *baseless lie about P2*
and so on

Simple enough to play, maybe throw in some guidelines about avoiding topics that may tick some people off and to keep things generally clean, and this could be fun.

[Seil]

Shyria eats sectioned mango out of the armpit of his homo erotic male Argentinian maid in his castle in the sky.

[The SSB Intern]

Seil doesn't know the difference between girls and boys.

[Fenris]

None of you know the difference between the "Forum for Talking About Forum Games" forum and the "Forum Games" forum.

Oh shit, this is supposed to be a lie.

(EDIT: Moved the thread over.)

[Krylo]

Fenris is a wonderful person.

[Fenris]

Krylo is pretty.

[Krylo]

Somewhere someone loves Fenris.

[Fenris]

Somewhere someone loves Fenris.

I wouldn't call what your mom and I had last night "love," exactly.

[Krylo]

Fenris has impeccable taste in women.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

Krylo loves his mom. And kitties.

[Fifthfiend]

The monster at Old Man Murphy's farm was actually InsaneGenius dressing up like a monster to scare off passersby in hopes that nobody would find the secret goldmine he discovered underneath it.

[Amake]

I wish I could tell you a baseless lie about Fifth, but history has shown whatever I could come up with, he's already done that and more.

[ChaoticBrain]

Invisible Queen is actually invisible. I know. I saw him.

[Doc ock rokc]

Chaotic brain is actually a playing card from a childrens' card game

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Doc is secretly a furry.

[McTahr]

Hawk is Dr. Worm, but he doesn't know how to play the drums, and he's not getting better.

[A Zarkin' Frood]

McTahr is the loving father of two children, however he had to leave them to go on a journey to save the world from his evil ex-wife, which is also the mother of his two children.

Good luck McTahr!

[Si Civa]

I heard that InsaneGenius didn't bride anybody to get into the top of music industry. He made it all himself with his talent and quite catchy pop tunes.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

That avatar is actually a picture of Si Civa without makeup.

[Magic_Marker]

grthwllms is attractive.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Magic Marker's comment didn't leave a gaping wound in my self esteem that can never be filled and will most certainly never lead me down a dark path of depression from which there is no escape.

[DanteFalcon]

Grthwllms is definitely not an in-mate who goes by the alias Bubba and engages in homo-erotic tendencies with other in-mates.

[Bells]

DanteFalcon may or may not be a chicken fucker.

[Doc ock rokc]

If Bells rings a angel gets its wings.

[Thadius]

Doc Ock Rokc tried to be like Doctor Octopus, but failed horribly. He's actually communicating to us by telling his bedside nurse what to post by blinking whenever she types something.

[The SSB Intern]

Thadius is actually just a persona created as a result of Dissociative Identity Disorder. He was made when his true identity suffered abuse at the hands of his high school drama teacher.

He was in a Peter Pan costume.

[Thadius]

SSB Intern applied three times to be in the Super Smash series, but they rejected him six times.

[The SSB Intern]

Thadius has been snooping through my trash.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

SSB Intern once invented a device that allowed him to see why kids love Cinammon Toast Crunch. The revelation broke his mind.

[Doc ock rokc]

Shyria is actually a human and totally won't eat us if we provoke her Wrath

[Seil]

Doc ock rokc is Alfred Molina.

And has a name with 'rock' spelled correctly.

And he totally has that weird, bowl haircut that the animated Doctor Octopus had.

You know the one. (http://robot6.comicbookresources.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/doctoroctopus.jpg)

[Bard The 5th LW]

Seil would go the whole wide world, he'd go the whole wide world just to find her

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bard can't sing his way out of a paper bag and only picked his namesake class because he heard it would help him pick up chicks

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard can't sing his way out of a paper bag and only picked his namesake class because he heard it would help him pick up chicks

shy is actually a guy!:eek:

And he totally has that weird, bowl haircut that the animated Doctor Octopus had.

You know the one.
...Actually that one is ...true....I did and I liked it...SHUT UP!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock possesses an encyclopedic knowledge of blasphemies, oaths, and general "naughty" words in ten different languages (two of which haven't been spoken since the oceans drank Atlantis and the gleaming cities, and one of which is known only to squirrels).

[Raiden]

Shyria's birth name was Wellington C. Picklebottoms the Third.

[Krylo]

Raiden is both a gentleman and a scholar.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Krylo was once a man.

[Darth SS]

BardTheFifthLightWarrior is a wildly successful philanderer.

[Doc ock rokc]

Darth SS has people that love him!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock is a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich, with arsenic saaaaauuuuce!!!

[Thadius]

Shyria does NOT play Minecraft when she could be working on artwork.

[Wigmund]

Thadius hates monocles.

[Raiden]

Wigmund doesn't know where the body is buried.

[Kerensky287]

Wigmund doesn't know where the body is buried.

Raiden actually idolizes Captain Janeway but keeps a Picard avatar because that's who all the cool kids like.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky sold his avatar to the Russian mob to pay for his crippling vodka and peach bellini addiction.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria is actually a crocodile.

[ChaoticBrain]

Bard did it with a Cactuar once.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

ChaoticBrain is more of an ApatheticKideny, if you catch my meaning

[Kerensky287]

Kerensky sold his avatar to the Russian mob to pay for his crippling vodka and peach bellini addiction.

Geez, I thought you were supposed to LIE in this thread.


Shyria is unable to drink hard liquor due to the risk of it catching fire; the liquid in her glass in her avatar is some variety of Kool-Aid.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky can't tell the difference between cheap Kool-Aid and the blood of Krog the (ex) Barbarian

[Kerensky287]

Shyria can't tell the difference between cheap Kool-Aid and the blood of Krog the (ex) Barbarian.

For those unaware, after a particularly debilitating catastrophe involving a trip to the blood bank, several gallons of ale and a box of pixie sticks, Krog hung up his axe and took his bloodlust to the political trails. He is now the mayor of a small town in Connecticut.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kerensky was actually killed in a freak accident involving the showers at the local gym and an escaped school of genetically modified piranah.

The poster we think is Kerensky is really the piranah wearing his body like a suit.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria is one of those piranhas.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard is actually a Dark warrior and the sixth fiend

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

In a past life Doc Ock Rokc was a confederate soldier.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

grthwllms sold all his vowels to the producers of Wheel of Fortune in exchange for fifty Guatemalan quetzals and a piece of baloney.

[Thadius]

Shyria hates bacon.

[McTahr]

Thadius' "family" is actually just people-shaped things made of bacon.

[Doc ock rokc]

McTahr is a Irish wantabee Dr.McNinja

[Kerensky287]

Doc ock does not, in fact, rokc.

[Doc ock rokc]

The 287th clone of Kerensky was deemed the worst failure of all 300 of them.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

Doc ock is not actually a licensed doctor.

[Geminex]

Hawk is not a bird of prey. He is a pidgeon. A rat of the skies.
And he is in the Command Center, not the Nexus!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex is a filthy clean cut and prim communist.

[The SSB Intern]

Bard once spearheaded a dancing revolution in a stuffy, WASP town.

[Doc ock rokc]

SSB was fired from his Internship years ago

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc ock rokc doesn't believe in the power of love or friendship.

[ChaoticBrain]

Bard's new avatar is so much better than the old one with Konata pressing a button.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Its ChaoticBrain's fault that I have this Avatar.

Actually, I lost the Konata one. Switched comps. I would use it but it is gone forever.

[akaSM]

Bard actually looks like his avatar, just a bit more pinkish...and sweaty.

Also :3

http://img809.imageshack.us/img809/2108/20101205143300.png (http://img809.imageshack.us/i/20101205143300.png/)

[Specterbane]

The "angry_thing" above is actually a self portrait akaSM made.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Specterbane can't dance.

[krogothwolf]

Bard likes to cook kittens and toss puppies into fires.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard likes to cook kittens and toss puppies into fires.

krogothwolf is actually GLaDOS

[ChaoticBrain]

You think everyone is GLaDOS.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

ChaoticBrain is a failed prototype for a Sarcasm Personality Core

[akaSM]

Shyria can't actually breath fire

[Doc ock rokc]

Shyria can't actually breath fire

akaSM ENJOYS Vogon poetry

[Thadius]

Doc Ock is a Vogon.

[Doc ock rokc]

Thadius's face is in the way of a future hyperspace bypass

[KeienSlayer]

Doc is what happens when a Babelfish gets tired of translating for someone less intelligent than it and takes over.

[Thadius]

Keien hasn't actually slain anything for the past decade. He should probably get on that.

[RickZarber]

Thadius's mother sells mixtapes.

[ChaoticBrain]

RickZarber's mother sells 8-Tracks.

[Bard The 5th LW]

ChaoticBrain is a human being.

[ChaoticBrain]

Bard is an orphan from a basket in the middle of the desert, and I took you for no other reason than I needed a sweet face to buy land. *looks to translator* You get that?! *looks back at Bard* So now you know. *whistles* LOOK AT ME. You're lower than a bastard. You're just a bastard from a basket. You're not my son. Just a little piece of the competition. You're a BASTARD FROM A BASKET. A BASTARD FROM A BASKET!!

[Thadius]

ChaoticBrain is a decent human being.

[Loyal]

Thad doesn't drink coffee, decaf or otherwise. He just brews it for the smell.

[ChaoticBrain]

Loyal may or may not be familiar with the film "There Will Be Blood," like or unlike Thadius, who most certainly is.

[Doc ock rokc]

Brain is going to heaven

[ChaoticBrain]

Doc knows the difference between telling a fantastic lie and making uncivil comments about other people.

(Seriously, I thought this was a game thread, not a "be a complete asshole to other members" thread.)

[akaSM]

ChaoticBrain is filled with holes like a swiss cheese.

[Seil]

akaSM is a chasm.

[KeienSlayer]

Seil is actually a brilliant mastermind masquerading as a search engine just to confuse us before he unleashes his plan of world domination.

[Seil]

KeienSlayer has an easy to pronounce user-name.

Seriously, "Keien?" What is that, Kie-en or Kee-an?

Yes, I am aware they already did this bit in Harold and Kumar (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmSvLOLy0gY#t=0m27s).

[Doc ock rokc]

seil totally watched Harold and Kumar for everything but Neil Patrick Harris

[Seil]

Doc is actually one of Neil Patrick Harris' adopted sons.

[Specterbane]

Seil has a huge crush on Ke$ha, the "singer."

[Bard The 5th LW]

Specterbane is the ghost of Neil Patrick Harris's real son who was killed in tragic accident.

edit: this was supposed to be about Seil

[Doc ock rokc]

today Bard has done nothing except being plagued by ninjas

[Darth SS]

Doc ock rokc can't spell.

[Doc ock rokc]

Doc ock rokc can't spell.

DARTH...IS TOTLLY RIHGT ABOUT TAHT OEN!

[akaSM]

Doc ock rokc's nerdgasm face is his regular face.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Despite what you may be led to think from his avatar, aka has a refreshing cool mint flavor.

[Loyal]

Shyria ate a few too many sugar golems and now has to wear dentures.

[Darth SS]

Loyal is capable of love.

[Seil]

Darth knows the cure for love. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F24VqlFBvrU)

[Doc ock rokc]

Seil is no stranger to love. Seil knows the rules and So do I. A full commitment’s what seil's thinking of, You wouldnt get this from any other guy.
Gonna make you understand…
Never gonna give you up,
Never gonna let you down,
Never gonna run around and desert you.
Never gonna make you cry,
Never gonna say goodbye,
Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc would give you up.

[Geminex]

Bard would tap that.

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'd tap Geminex.

[Doc ock rokc]

I'd tap Geminex.

Bard apparently is a licensed bartender

[Seil]

Doc has a medical degree, applied to House's team but was shot down in a manner that would make Simon Cowell cry..

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Seil is actually an acronym for Slimy Elephants Integrating Logarithms.

[Doc ock rokc]

Shyria is actually a Achronal being that exists off of the missing socks in the dryer!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock totally doesn't suck at making up fake words

[Doc ock rokc]

Shyra doesn't totally suck at Google-ing words (http://lmgtfy.com/?q=achronal)

[Thadius]

Doc ock actually is Deadpool and is hunting down the NPFers one by one for kicks.

[Loyal]

Thadius is actually dead. Doc is just posting as him to keep us in a false sense of security.

[McTahr]

Loyal once shook hands with Steve Perry in a blood bond to deal away his youth in exchange for the ability to never stop believin'.

[Thadius]

McTahr is not actually Scottish, Irish, or anything that would require him to put a Mc at the front of his name. His real name is actually Saint Fluffykins.

[Specterbane]

Thadius is not actually drinking from that cup. It is being offered to you. It is a pipping hot cup of "Shut The Fuck Up!" prepared by Betty Crocker.

[Doc ock rokc]

When locked in a freezer with half a brain...Specter became THE MEAT! (dead pool reference just so you know)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Thadius is actually dead. Doc is just posting as him to keep us in a false sense of security.

:crying:

[Intern Nin]

Shyria's not really a dragon, she's a mutant dinosaur who shoots flames when she roars.

[Doc ock rokc]

Shyria's not really a dragon, she's a mutant dinosaur who shoots flames when she roars.

nin is a Alternate reality Mr.Fish that was interrupted in the middle of his evolution and is still being used as a bat.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc has 3 relevant degrees.

[Doc ock rokc]

Doc has 3 relevant degrees.

Bard can burn cold cereal

[Loyal]

Doc's been blowing off making and/or attending dentist appointments for the last three years running.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal once stole the locks from the Panama Canal and used them to guard his porn stash

[akaSM]

Shyria's top hat isn't really a top hat, it's just a really weird shaped and classy horn.

[Thadius]

akaSM actually is a shapeshifting pink blob. It's helped him numerous times while hiding from the Mafia.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Thadius' assassin training, while a terrific boon to his combat skills, has lamentably destroyed his ability to discern truth from fiction and his ability to remember the rules of the ding-danged thread.

[Thadius]

Shyria certainly knows what's good for her and of course has not unleashed a malevolent, evil force, known as 'Thadius' creativity,' upon her life, nor is said force hellbent to make Shyria's life a horrible nightmare of what it once was.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Thadius is coherent.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard is always a bit knurd and needs a stiff double to be sober

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock is such a lightweight he gets blind stinking drunk off the smell of one shot glass of light beer.

[Loyal]

Wildfires are what happens when Shyria gets drunk near a forest.

[Doc ock rokc]

Loyal's Chronic Backstabbing Disorder medication has a very violent reaction to alcohol.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc once ran a marathon.

[Token]

Bard once ran.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Token has freedom at last.

[Loyal]

Bard sleeps with a sledgehammer under his pillow.

[Thadius]

Loyal once tried to steal Time. It's been a while and now he's trying to give it back.

[Doc ock rokc]

Thadius knows 101 ways to kill with a toothpick

[akaSM]

None of them seemed to work since Doc ock rokc is still alive after being attacked with a toothpick 100 times. Maybe the 101th time is the lucky one.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

None of them seemed to work since Doc ock rokc is still alive after being attacked with a toothpick 100 times. Maybe the 101th time is the lucky one.

Should have used these (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-611)

Aka makes a durable, energy efficient sealant for drainage pipes and house siding.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria IS COVERED IN BEES!

[Thadius]

Bard is not tone deaf. It's worse than that. He thinks horrible, screeching sounds qualify as the best music of all time, and the classics offend him to no end.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard is not tone deaf. It's worse than that. He thinks horrible, screeching sounds qualify as the best music of all time, and the classics offend him to no end.

of course when Thadius's refers to classics he is talking about the gurgling of the primordial ooze pits which frequently sound of extreme flatulence and deification

[Geminex]

Doc walks warily down the street,
With the brim pulled way down low
Ain't no sound but the sound of his feet,
Machine guns ready to go

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex is too cool to have an avatar.

[Geminex]

Bard does not have the kind of precognition that allows him to include terrible cold-puns in his false statements.

[Doc ock rokc]

Gem is ready to Kick some ICE!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The Ice Age didn't kill the dinosaurs. Doc ock was just sick of them getting into his petunia beds and decided to do something about it.

[Loyal]

Shyria hates John Elton's "Circle of Life" because the scene in The Lion King makes her hungry.

[Magic_Marker]

Loyal is Loyal.

[Specterbane]

Magic Marker makes food magically (http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D_Z-D2tzi14/TNiRrq56_fI/AAAAAAAAEDY/iaaOLq3S6N4/s1600/dogs30alt.png).

[Bard The 5th LW]

Specterbane doesn't believe in Santa.

[Doc ock rokc]

Specterbane doesn't believe in Santa.

bard is secretly Santa!

[Geminex]

Doc sat once upon a midnight queary, while he pondered, weak and weary, over maint a quaint and queary volume of forgotten lore.

[Specterbane]

Geminex leaves rice cakes and soy milk for Santa...who is clearly imaginary. Clearly.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Specterbane is an honorary Junior Ghostbuster

[Darth SS]

Shyria killed the picture/caption thread.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Darth SS ate its corpse.

[Geminex]

Bard is a japanese school girl.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Geminex is a Lithuanian goat herder with a lazy eye and striped socks

[Darth SS]

Shyria is Geminex's prized goat.

[Thadius]

Darth SS once tried to undergo a process that would turn him into Darth Vader.

The only thing that resulted was Star Wars 1-3.

[Specterbane]

Thadius wears solid gold armor on formal occasions.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Specterbane is afraid of spiders.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bard really ought to be worrying more about Johnson's wife than some piddly little spiders

[Doc ock rokc]

WE ARE ON THE EASTERN PAIN TIME AND ITS SHYRI-CLOCK!

[Thadius]

Doc Ock is a horrible thing beyond space, time, and comprehesion.

On his days off, he gives advice to the government.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Thadius likes to meet Doc ock after these meetings for a nice brunch.

[Loyal]

Shyria has a lousy sense of direction: She stays here mostly because she fears she wouldn't be able to find her way back if she left.

[Specterbane]

Loyal is quite lovable, but his parents were bound by wedlock.

[Thadius]

Specterbane actually attracts ghosts, spooks, and haunts. He can't recall the last time the walls weren't bleeding.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The only reason Specterbane's walls bleed is because Thadius replaced his drywall with special effects squibs.

[Bells]

Shyria is actually a Newt!

[Bard The 5th LW]

Bells weighs less than a duck.

[KeienSlayer]

People understand what Bard has to say.

[Doc ock rokc]

Keien hasssssssssssssssss a nice bassssssssssssssssssssse

[Specterbane]

Doc is not actually Cobra Commander, he's secretly this guy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aXNIcvVXqgE#t=6m25s).

[Geminex]

Specterbane is laboring under the impression that he is actually a bird.

[Loyal]

Geminex secretly likes the puntastic avatar Blues made for him awhile back.

[shiney]

Loyal has successfully mated with a sea cucumber.

[Krylo]

Shiney IS that Sea Cucumber.

[Geminex]

Krylo wishes it had been him.

[Darth SS]

Geminex lays awake at night, wondering how to get into Krylo's heart.

[shiney]

The "SS" in Darth SS name stands for stupid shit.

[Thadius]

The only reason Shiney is a moderator is because he committed several acts which I cannot disclose here. Suffice to say it involved Brian, a shovel, and a goat.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Thadius is purposely omitting his role in the event. He is still sore because he isn't a moderator, and because of the shovel.

[Doc ock rokc]

Luck is bard's middle name...but his first is Bad

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock secretly prefers DC to Marvel

[Geminex]

Shyria is no proper young lady.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Gem replies to PMs.

[shiney]

Bard is unflappable and patient!

[Geminex]

Shiney is cool as ice.

[Specterbane]

Geminex is a hot tamale.

[Magic_Marker]

I know who Specterbane is.

[Loyal]

Magic_Marker is, in fact, a Sharpie.

[Magic_Marker]

Loyal would never tell your deepest darkest seceret on the internet. RIGHT LOYAL!!!!?

[Thadius]

Magic Marker was actually eaten by his dog. The dog continues to wear the goggles to this day because it helps him pick up ladies.

[Doc ock rokc]

Thadius isn't a gentleman assassin he is actually just a normal assassin

[Loyal]

Doc is the inspiration for over half a dozen of the figures portrayed in the Sistine Chapel.

[Darth SS]

Loyal painted the sistine chapel.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Darth SS once passed off a second-grade art project as a limited edition Jackson Pollack print at Southby's.

[Pip Boy]

Shyria was actually eaten by her dragon. The dragon continues to wear the monocle to this day because it helps her pick up ladies.

[Thadius]

Pip Boy has a totally rad scorpion for a pet. Sadly, it is not a Radscorpion and he is continually mocked by his peers.

[Loyal]

Thadius has a lover in every port and very nearly as many children.

[Magic_Marker]

Loyal rouses the rabble.

[Doc ock rokc]

Loyal rouses the rabble.

Magic Marker's real name was Magnet Marker. but he couldn't figure out how it works.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc isn't actually dangerous.

[The Sevenshot Kid]

Bard burns down orphanages under this reasoning: Who are they gonna tell? Their parents?

[Geminex]

The sevenshot kid doesn't even have a gun license.

[Doc ock rokc]

gem's Reply was so retarded It caused this game to die for a few days

[Bard The 5th LW]

Doc died with it. He is now resurrected as Vampire Jesus.

[akaSM]

Bard threw some glitter to vampire Doc to make him closer to the "real" thing.

[Thadius]

akaSM really really doesn't want us to know his day job. And yet he put it in his name...

[Bard The 5th LW]

Thadius is actually drinking tea rather than coffee.

[Specterbane]

Bard's avatar is actually the truest representation of Kali.

[Intern Nin]

That's not applejuice in Specterbane's avatar.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Intern Nin is actually allergic to sand.

[Loyal]

Shyria once tried to colonize Mars. She failed, but it was a noble attempt all the same.

[Geminex]

Loyal looks exactly like his avatar. He is made to wear a brown paper bag at all times.

[Thadius]

Geminex once tried to be like the trolls from MSPA. I'm sure you all remember Tunguska...

[Bard The 5th LW]

Thadius once kicked an orphaned puppy.

[Geminex]

Bard has waist-length blue hair.

[Darth SS]

Geminex has waist length fingernails.

[Loyal]

Darth cannot actually wink.

Loyal looks exactly like his avatar. He is made to wear a brown paper bag at all times. Ouch, dude. Cold.

[Doc ock rokc]

Loyal's avatar is singing "I'm a little teapot"

[Specterbane]

Doc is screaming for Loyal to keep singing. He's his #1 fan.

[Doc ock rokc]

Specter is just hating because he can't sing!

[Aldurin]

Doc Ock Rock's true identity (http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-082)

[Bard The 5th LW]

Earl's name is Aldurin.

[Thadius]

Bard can't actually sing. He tried once, and he offended somebody so much they cut his voicebox out.

[Aldurin]

Thadius is a hobo with a laptop he killed another man for.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Earl has a twitter.

[The SSB Intern]

Bard still believes in the goodness of man.

[Geminex]

When SSB Intern says 'gun' he means 'penis'.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Geminex has a lame avatar. Whoever made it should be dragged out into the street and shot.

[Doc ock rokc]

GREAT SCOTT! Bard came from the future to ensure the event happened in order to esure the safety of the space time continuum.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc ock is the reason we don't have flying cars yet

[akaSM]

Shyria ate Santa Claus and wears his hat as a trohpy.

[Fenris]

Geminex has a lame avatar. Whoever made it should be dragged out into the street and shot.

... http://i10.photobucket.com/albums/a121/NuklearFenris/Emoticons/emot-saddowns1.gif

The SM in akaSM stands for Slushie Maniac.

[Aldurin]

Fenris isn't really serious at all.

[Doc ock rokc]

My shenanigans are cheeky and fun...
Aldurin's shenanigans are cruel and tragic...Which makes doesn't make them shenanigans at all really...

[Aldurin]

Doc thinks my shenanigans are fun, but doesn't want anybody else to know.