We've Got To Stop Them - Somehow!

[Seil]

You won't believe this! I know! I know the terrible secret behind the Soylent Corporation! Soylent Green is... is.. PEOPLE! SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE! It's true! My friend Charlton Heston told me so!

http://i3.ytimg.com/vi/8Sp-VFBbjpE/0.jpg

SOYLENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sp-VFBbjpE)

[Bells]

Yes, but... so many flavors. Think about it.

[Torque]

It's a trick.... Get an Ax. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxFOVtr9fbk)

[Meister]

man spoilers :mad:

[Fifthfiend]

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/seil2.png

[Arhra]

Originally:

SOYLENT GREEN IS SOY AND LENTILS!!!

The executives thought it lacked punch.

[Shin Amakiir]

Durr... Soylent green isn't people. It's just Ellis. And we all know that Ellis is some kind of half-human thing, so we're all good.

[Hanuman]

Soylent green will probably be bugs, westerners won't eat em but they gotta eventually.

[Loyal]

http://i606.photobucket.com/albums/tt148/fifthfiend/emoticons/seil2.pngI thought you said he was pretty good about using that tag.

[Torque]

man spoilers :mad:

Dude.... Soylent Green is like what? A hundred years old? There's no such thing as spoilers to a movie that old.
Ever read the bible? Christ dies at the end!

[Aerozord]

I prefer my Soylent Orange (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_%28game%29)
Ever read the bible? Christ dies at the end!
He gets better

[Hanuman]

I prefer my Soylent Orange (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paranoia_%28game%29)

He gets better
Kind of, he dies again and becomes god, again, sorta.

I think the correct analogy is that because Christ is god he works more like H20, God is a sentient cloud that rained down Jesus, Jesus then solidified into ice which was human, he then got beat up for heresy against god, put in a cave and melted, resolidified into ice and opened the cave, blah blah blah, melted, evaporated and went into the sky.

The moral of the story is, do what's right, speak the truth and stand up for your morality even if the whole world wants to beat you up, because in the end we all turn into something else anyway.

For instance, I don't believe in Christianity, and I'll spread that belief even if they don't like me for it. Why? Well, Christianity is silly.

[Premmy]

The moral of the story is, do what's right, speak the truth and stand up for your morality even if the whole world wants to beat you up, because in the end we all turn into something else anyway.

For instance, I don't believe in Christianity, and I'll spread that belief even if they don't like me for it. Why? Well, Christianity is silly.
Ayup

[Hanuman]

Water Bending == Gravity Dancing

Gravity = Super Powerful


It's a real shame that all the tai chi and bagua in avatar was completely ruined, problem is that Sokka and Katara would have taken until they were 30-40 to actually get good at their sword and water forms. It's probably good they bastardized it for plot mobility sake, and let's face it, the majority of the people watching it neither know anything about it nor care to learn more.

[Aerozord]

water benders could encase you in ice and cut steel, of course it was nerfed. Tai chi was originally designed to be a very nasty martial art.

[Sky Warrior Bob]

I prefer my Soylent Clear™, it has a better jingle:

This world's a great big ball of dirt with fifty billion souls
Who like to sit around and veg down in the dark like moles.
But me I'm just the kind of girl who loves the open air
And bits of unburned hydrocarbons blowing through my hair.

New Soylent Clear, at last it's here, with clearly better taste.
Less people too, like me and you, and less reprocessed waste.
More hearty crunch for snacks or lunch, it's crystal clear to see
New Soylent Clear's the last frontier for folks like you and meeeeeee!

New Soylent Clear. Clearly less people, clearly more taste. (http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20051008034339/spacequest/images/b/bf/Soyclear.mp3)


PS - Did you click the quote? The audio version is much better.
PPS - This originates from the Space Quest 6 adventure game.

[PyrosNine]

Man, that Soylent food is just reprocessed junk, and all that techniwhatylogical contrapulations the Soylent company's been using just strips all the real nutrients out the rich food that is homo sapiens.

That's why me and my family have a commitment to eating fresh as our family tradition, and we hope you will too.

Also we hope you live somewhere in a mountainous region far from populated areas and have conveniently lost all means of communications and are hopefully lost, and are mostly 20-29, and mostly douchebags and sluts, except for that lean virgin meat which somehow gets away but not really because of that The End? twist that's over done.

[Seil]

man spoilers

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215535297_B2j5j-L-2.jpg

[Torque]

http://art.penny-arcade.com/photos/215535297_B2j5j-L-2.jpg

Aww, Seil, shame on you. You know the whole "spoilers" thing was bait for someone to post that web comic :P
Why do you think I mentioned the bible.... ;)

[Aerozord]

Aww, Seil, shame on you. You know the whole "spoilers" thing was bait for someone to post that web comic :P
Why do you think I mentioned the bible.... ;)

this is Seil we are talking about, since when does he need baiting to post a webcomic ^_^

[Torque]

only that specific webcomic.

[bluestarultor]

Kind of, he dies again and becomes god, again, sorta.

I think the correct analogy is that because Christ is god he works more like H20, God is a sentient cloud that rained down Jesus, Jesus then solidified into ice which was human, he then got beat up for heresy against god, put in a cave and melted, resolidified into ice and opened the cave, blah blah blah, melted, evaporated and went into the sky.

The moral of the story is, do what's right, speak the truth and stand up for your morality even if the whole world wants to beat you up, because in the end we all turn into something else anyway.

For instance, I don't believe in Christianity, and I'll spread that belief even if they don't like me for it. Why? Well, Christianity is silly.

Speaking from a scientific standpoint, not knowing that water is H2O, since H20 is, well, good luck making it, is not helping your argument sound credible.

Speaking from a religious standpoint, I'm mildly offended that you're so flippant about other people's religions, regardless of whose it is (in this case mine). The religious rule here was established over concerns for respecting religion and while calling someone else's beliefs "silly" is pretty tame, it's still inconsiderate.

[synkr0nized]

Yes, let's please not step over lines when speaking about one anothers' religions.

[Jesus]

Dude.... Soylent Green is like what? A hundred years old? There's no such thing as spoilers to a movie that old.
Ever read the bible? Christ dies at the end!
man spoilers :mad:

[Premmy]

Wouldn't you and your dad being on this forum be spoilers for that whole "Afterlife" dealie?

[Seil]

To be honest I was thinking of it as I was walking home from work today, and having Torque post, well, the comic script, I knew I had to post it.

man spoilers

It's okay, Jesus. You don't die, you just go home.Stars always fade into legend. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IvVr2uks0C8)

[Torque]

man spoilers :mad:

It's ok, JC, I was only talking about the Zombie Jesus. Nobody knows how your story will turn out.

To be honest I was thinking of it as I was walking home from work today, and having Torque post, well, the comic script, I knew I had to post it.


Hey, I totally changed the dialogue, and made it my own! I don't steal... I borrow!
On second thought, they stole it from me.
In space.
So I can't prove it.
For some reason.

[Wigmund]

man spoilers :mad:

I hear there's a re-write in which you don't die (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jesus_in_Islam#Ascension).

[Hanuman]

water benders could encase you in ice and cut steel, of course it was nerfed. Tai chi was originally designed to be a very nasty martial art.
I'm still trying to imagine how tai chi relates to ice, and I mean the grounding I can imagine and the slipperiness, but "encased in ice" is probably more BJJ than tai chi. Even tai chi groundfighting is really fluid, it's like fighting a sandbag that hovers on top of you.

Speaking from a scientific standpoint, not knowing that water is H2O, since H20 is, well, good luck making it, is not helping your argument sound credible.

Speaking from a religious standpoint, I'm mildly offended that you're so flippant about other people's religions, regardless of whose it is (in this case mine). The religious rule here was established over concerns for respecting religion and while calling someone else's beliefs "silly" is pretty tame, it's still inconsiderate.
I respect it as an ethical and moral teaching, I respect what it does to people who are broken or lost late in their life, but I find it's methods childish and utter rubbish when taken literally.

IMHO the methodology of teaching mythology as fact to prove moral points on a global scale is societally poisonous, the added comfort assumes the people are too weak to deal and the nature of making up what are essentially lies too old to refute in the hopes that they will cause a moral compass to those who "would not know better" frankly I find is condescending to "good" people while it constantly berates the basic human being as being inherently flawed giving the religion justification to demean other human beings and their choices.

I would say considering, me and christianity have a pretty even view of each other.

[Torque]

Speaking from a religious standpoint, I'm mildly offended that you're so flippant about other people's religions, regardless of whose it is (in this case mine). The religious rule here was established over concerns for respecting religion and while calling someone else's beliefs "silly" is pretty tame, it's still inconsiderate.



I respect it as an ethical and moral teaching, I respect what it does to people who are broken or lost late in their life, but I find it's methods childish and utter rubbish when taken literally.

IMHO the methodology of teaching mythology as fact to prove moral points on a global scale is societally poisonous, the added comfort assumes the people are too weak to deal and the nature of making up what are essentially lies too old to refute in the hopes that they will cause a moral compass to those who "would not know better" frankly I find is condescending to "good" people while it constantly berates the basic human being as being inherently flawed giving the religion justification to demean other human beings and their choices.

I would say considering, me and christianity have a pretty even view of each other.

http://kotaku.com/assets/resources/2007/04/mk2_ps3_soon.jpg

[Hanuman]

cGod dislikes fighting.

[Aerozord]

It's okay, Jesus. You don't die, you just go home.

like Elvis