Serious and Actually Legitimate* Announcement Regarding the Future of this Forum [Archive]

shiney

12-10-2010, 10:07 AM

It has come to the attention of the staff that Sergeant PFC "Krylo and POS and a third person maybe" McFace has been leaking sensitive information from the mod forum to members of the community. We're currently researching this issue and will be sure to trump up rape charges against all parties involved and extradite rendition them to the temporarium fucking Russia or something for "proper handling". Proper handling may involve more rape.

Thank you all for your time, anyone who supports the above will receive a cautiously worded letter encouraging them to dump all support or be prosecuted.

*Definitely NOT lies, in any regard.

Loyal

12-10-2010, 11:08 AM

So for those of us out of the loop, what does/will this mean for the rest of us? Considering it regards "the Future of this Forum" and all.

shiney

12-10-2010, 11:30 AM

You may be raped and/or prosecuted.

Marc v4.0

12-10-2010, 11:41 AM

That seemed pretty clear

synkr0nized

12-10-2010, 12:06 PM

...what?

Nikose Tyris

12-10-2010, 12:43 PM

I think for the good of the forum none of this information should be shared and that you have shared too much already with us. I shall now cover my ears and begin saying "lalala" Like any good citizen should.

Melfice

12-10-2010, 12:54 PM

You know, I think this is very un-European of this moderator.

Fenris

12-10-2010, 01:34 PM

Added a tag to this thread.

Kim

12-10-2010, 01:47 PM

Thank you all for your time, anyone who supports the above will receive a cautiously worded letter encouraging them to dump all support or be prosecuted.

You can't stop the revolution! It's already begun!

Token

12-10-2010, 02:26 PM

I support them. I have yet to receive a letter. Stop slacking.

shiney

12-10-2010, 02:37 PM

Duly noted, Token.

Professor Smarmiarty

12-10-2010, 03:23 PM

You can't stop the revolution! It's already begun!

I've already forwarded the names and posting handles of all the leaders f this "revolution" to the mod staff so they can deal with it appropriately. I recommend reading Animal Farm. Some useful lessons for there.

shiney

12-10-2010, 03:32 PM

SMB is now more equal than you lot.

Loyal

12-10-2010, 03:57 PM

Oh jesus christ.

I suppose it's a good thing I already like the color red.

Seil

12-10-2010, 04:50 PM

I've always liked pink.

Eltargrim

12-10-2010, 04:52 PM

whelp we're all fucked. All hail our reptilian overlords!

Dracorion

12-10-2010, 04:55 PM

I prefer robotic overlords, myself.

Seil

12-10-2010, 05:09 PM

http://www.starcraft2.com.au/overlord.gif

rpgdemon

12-10-2010, 05:14 PM

You think you could trust some guys. Then you find out that they're all traitors to the state.

I am ashamed of all of you.

Lost in Time

12-10-2010, 05:45 PM

I can't donate hard enough to this fund.

Token

12-10-2010, 06:01 PM

Oh, sure, ban the black guy first.

Dracorion

12-10-2010, 06:09 PM

Could be worse.

They could've changed your name to "Joey".

Token

12-10-2010, 06:14 PM

I swear to fuck if that happens I will never stop making you regret it.

Token

12-10-2010, 06:14 PM

And I STILL haven't gotten a goddamn letter!

shiney

12-10-2010, 06:31 PM

We, the administration, prefer to communicate verbally so as to not commit potentially damaging information to a permanent medium.

Joey.

Token

12-10-2010, 06:42 PM

Joey.

Son of a fuck.

Professor Smarmiarty

12-10-2010, 06:42 PM

You get him Shiney!
Hahaha, life is sweet.

Token

12-10-2010, 06:44 PM

You aren't Napoleon. You're Boxer. And I will turn you into glue. <3

Premmy

12-10-2010, 06:46 PM

Sent to the Cottonfield?

Professor Smarmiarty

12-10-2010, 07:06 PM

You aren't Napoleon. You're Boxer. And I will turn you into glue. <3

Mighty fine name colour you gott there.

rpgdemon

12-10-2010, 07:19 PM

You aren't Napoleon. You're Boxer. And I will turn you into glue. <3

Those are insults?

You must work harder.

akaSM

12-10-2010, 08:22 PM

prosecuted

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif

I don't quite get what's going on

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7097/aniphoenixbashful.gif

Loyal

12-10-2010, 08:33 PM

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif

I don't quite get what's going on

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7097/aniphoenixbashful.gif

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-normalb.gif
I think that should be obvious.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
Something was leaked from the mod forum, and shiney, in his infinite incompetence, let on more than he should have in his attempts to quash the leak.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/2926bbfe.gif
In order to cover up for his failure, he immediately derailed the topic in a pitiful attempt to distract us from the fact that there is anything wrong at all.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/83cd6eff.gif
Though judging by the responses to this topic, I'd have to say his attempt, however pathetic, was successful nonetheless.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 08:45 PM

http://img11.imageshack.us/img11/650/phoenixwrightholdit.gif

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

That's a bunch of goddamn bullshit and you know it, Loyal. Quit bein' a busta and let Shiney do his job. Protecting all of us from evil.
Like you.

Token

12-10-2010, 08:50 PM

. Quit bein' a bustah and let Shiney do his job. Protecting all of us from evil.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif

It's clear to everyone that shiney and the staff are the most evil forces on this forum.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 08:56 PM

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif

It's clear to everyone that shiney and the staff are the most evil forces on this forum.

http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-document(b).gif

If this really is the case, maybe you could answer a simple question for me, why are both you and Loyal wearing frilly ascots?

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/562/11apollopointingb.gif

The answer is obvious! You're both evil! and or stupid.
It's a well known scientific fact that only evil people or total idiots wear frilly ascots!

Token

12-10-2010, 09:02 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif

Unfortunately, you forgot another reason. While I can make no claims as to Loyal's intelligence, I am neither stupid, nor evil. I am...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
TOTALLY FUCKING BRITISH.

(also gay.)

akaSM

12-10-2010, 09:04 PM

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif

It's clear to everyone that shiney and the staff are the most evil forces on this forum.

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-thoughtful.gif

They got Smarty McBarrelpants on their side, how can him not be on the evil side?

Token

12-10-2010, 09:05 PM

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-thoughtful.gif

They got Smarty McBarrelpants on their side, how can him not be on the evil side?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
Precisely.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 09:08 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
TOTALLY FUCKING BRITISH.

(also gay.)
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
Unfortunately for you, I am totally fucking British as well!

I think we can all safely arrive at the conclusion that this is not responsible for the ascot. Ergo, Loyal is one or more of three things!
Stupid.
Evil
(Or FABULOUS, not that there's anything wrong with that.)

Token

12-10-2010, 09:12 PM

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
Unfortunately for you, I am totally fucking British as well!

I think we can all safely arrive at the conclusion that this is not responsible for the ascot. Ergo, Loyal is one or more of three things!
Stupid.
Evil
(Or FABULOUS, not that there's anything wrong with that.)

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-damage.gif

Dammit! Wasn't expecting that...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif

Regardless of my colleague's intelligence or sexuality, my point stands. The staff is clearly unjust!

Loyal

12-10-2010, 09:18 PM

http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-document(b).gif

If this really is the case, maybe you could answer a simple question for me, why are both you and Loyal wearing frilly ascots?
http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmooda.gif
......

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-snap.gif
(SMACK!!)

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-normalb.gif
This is a cravat.
Furthermore, your grasp of good and evil is as flawed as your acuity for fashion matters.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-smirkb.gif
But with that hideous tie of yours I think we could all see that already.

Token

12-10-2010, 09:20 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
As if his disgusting hair spikes didn't make that clear enough?

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 09:24 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif

Regardless of my colleague's intelligence or sexuality, my point stands. The staff is clearly unjust!

http://img600.imageshack.us/img600/4836/11apollothinkingc.gif

(Dammit, I'm in deep shit now... There's only one defense that will work!)

....Bullshit.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-normalb.gif
This is a cravat.
Furthermore, your grasp of good and evil is as flawed as your acuity for fashion matters.

http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-document(b).gif
Bullshit.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
As if his disgusting hair spikes didn't make that clear enough?

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-smirkb.gif
But with that hideous tie of yours I think we could all see that already.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/562/11apollopointingb.gif

BULLSHIT.

Token

12-10-2010, 09:27 PM

Loyal

12-10-2010, 09:29 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/2926bbfe.gif
grth, did I just hear, "Thank you, Mr. Loyal, may I have another?"
I think I did.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 09:30 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
My sentiments exactly. Your hair, your tie, and the clearly unjust and evil actions of the Nuklear Power Forum staff are all Bullshit.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iii~t.

Token

12-10-2010, 09:32 PM

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif

Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuull

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii iii~t.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Prefuckingcisely.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
I believe my point has been made.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 09:34 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
I believe my point has been made.

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5787/11apolloobjects.gif

The only point that's been made is my foot in your face!
Put that in your glitter tags and smoke it, limey!

Token

12-10-2010, 09:39 PM

http://img340.imageshack.us/img340/5787/11apolloobjects.gif

The only point that's been made is my foot in your face!
Put that in your glitter tags and smoke it, limey!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-damage.gif
(His stupidity... it's like I'm reading a Frogman post...)

Wait.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
You're also a limey who uses the glitter tag! And the only people here who will shove their feet in anyone's faces are Premmy and Grand Master Kickface.

shiney

12-10-2010, 09:39 PM

I love what happened to this thread.

akaSM

12-10-2010, 09:40 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
As if his disgusting hair spikes didn't make that clear enough?

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/860/1aniphoenixwargg.gif
:aaa:

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9943/1aniphoenixshakeshead.gif
Hair spikes have a reason to be.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
They make the character look young and cool

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
There's someone who could look younger

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2142/htakethat.gif

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3111/1aniphoenixpoints1.gif
It is you Von Karma!

Token

12-10-2010, 09:40 PM

I love what happened to this thread.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Of course you do. You're evil.

Token

12-10-2010, 09:42 PM

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/860/1aniphoenixwargg.gif
:aaa:

http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/9943/1aniphoenixshakeshead.gif
Hair spikes have a reason to be.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
They make the character look young and cool

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
There's someone who could look younger

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/2142/htakethat.gif

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3111/1aniphoenixpoints1.gif
It is you Von Karma!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
So, Wright, how does Disbarrment taste?

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 09:44 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
You're also a limey who uses the glitter tag! And the only people here who will shove their feet in anyone's faces are Premmy and Grand Master Kickface.

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif
Perhaps, but I only exist as a limey or use glitter tags ironically!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Of course you do. You're evil.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
So says the man in the Ascot!
If good and evil are subjective, and you're evil. That means what is evil to you is good to anyone that isn't evil!
Ergo, Shiney is awesome and you suck.

akaSM

12-10-2010, 09:48 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
So, Wright, how does Disbarrment taste?

http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/979/1aniphoenixthoughtful.gif
(Disbarrment?)

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6640/hholdit.gif

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7097/aniphoenixbashful.gif
While I look that word in a dictionary

Token

12-10-2010, 09:49 PM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif
Perhaps, but I only exist as a limey or use glitter tags ironically!

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
So says the man in the Ascot!
If good and evil are subjective, and you're evil. That means what is evil to you is good to anyone that isn't evil!
Ergo, Shiney is awesome and you suck.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Suck my dick, and put some goddamn vowels in your name.

Loyal

12-10-2010, 09:51 PM

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
They make the character look young and coolhttp://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-normalb.gif
Hair spikes make you look cool?

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/83cd6eff.gif
I think not.
I present as evidence to the contrary Exhibit A, (http://www.court-records.net/chara-larry.htm) and Exhibit B. (http://www.court-records.net/chara-phoenix.htm)

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
Case.
Fucking.
Rested.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 09:52 PM

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
So says the man in the Ascot!
http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-ohshit.gif
I MEANT CAVOT PLEASE DON'T HIT ME I PROMISE I WON'T DO IT AGAIN

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Suck my dick, and put some goddamn vowels in your name.

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-sweatsa.gif

Sorry, I don't have the microscope I'd need to find your dick, nor the patience to explain to you why vowels are the devil.

Aldurin

12-10-2010, 09:58 PM

OMGWTFPOINTLESSANDNOTSERIOUSFLAMEWAR

Are we gonna sell t-shirts portraying this, or will we make an album?

And shiney never mentioned what information was being leaked. That makes it annoying for those of us who can't figure out which contraband info you guys constantly slip (I'm not one of them).

Final question: If we behave well then will you use condoms for the rapes?

Premmy

12-10-2010, 10:02 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
You're also a limey who uses the glitter tag! And the only people here who will shove their feet in anyone's faces are Premmy and Grand Master Kickface.

Sorry to tell you this, buddy, but we're at fists these days.

akaSM

12-10-2010, 10:05 PM

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
Mr Tokenworth, there's an obvious contradiction in your last statement.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
You stated that you were totally fucking British

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif

Unfortunately, you forgot another reason. While I can make no claims as to Loyal's intelligence, I am neither stupid, nor evil. I am...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
TOTALLY FUCKING BRITISH.

(also gay.)

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
But your lack of good English orthography says otherwise

According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, disbarment is the process whereby an attorney is deprived of his license or privileges for failure to carry out his practice in accordance with established standards

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
But you were talking about another word

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
So, Wright, how does Disbarrment taste?

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9175/phoenixzoomb.gif
A word that does not exist in the English language

akaSM

12-10-2010, 10:17 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-normalb.gif
Hair spikes make you look cool?

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/83cd6eff.gif
I think not.
I present as evidence to the contrary Exhibit A, (http://www.court-records.net/chara-larry.htm) and Exhibit B. (http://www.court-records.net/chara-phoenix.htm)

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
Case.
Fucking.
Rested.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
Actually, your lack of hair spikes make something obvious.

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3688/1aniphoenixdeskslam.gif
Von Karma!

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3111/1aniphoenixpoints1.gif

You're too slow! (http://www.myvido1.com/wUVxGUWRlTxoVexoVYtlUP_sonic-brawl-glitch-you-re-too-slow-unlea)

Token

12-10-2010, 10:17 PM

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
Mr Tokenworth, there's an obvious contradiction in your last statement.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
You stated that you were totally fucking British

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
But your lack of good English orthography says otherwise

According to the Encyclopedia Britannica, disbarment is the process whereby an attorney is deprived of his license or privileges for failure to carry out his practice in accordance with established standards

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
But you were talking about another word

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9175/phoenixzoomb.gif
A word that does not exist in the English language

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
It was a typo. Much like your own initial mistake of "looking a ford up in the dictionary."

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 10:19 PM

Token

12-10-2010, 10:24 PM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

AKight, get back in your corner! Tokenworth, the British do not make spelling errors!

AKight,

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Clearly.

akaSM

12-10-2010, 10:25 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
It was a typo. Much like your own initial mistake of "looking a ford up in the dictionary."

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6640/hholdit.gif

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
Look again at the times of the posts

Last edited by akaSM; Today at 08:50 PM.

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
Your post date clearly states that you posted at 09:17 PM which is:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9175/phoenixzoomb.gif
27 minutes after my post was last edited

Token

12-10-2010, 10:28 PM

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6640/hholdit.gif

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
Look again at the times of the posts

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
Your post date clearly states that you posted at 09:17 PM which is:

http://img3.imageshack.us/img3/9175/phoenixzoomb.gif
27 minutes after my post was last edited

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
While I had planned to comment immediately, my laptop froze, and when I got it working again, MSPA had updated.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 10:28 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Clearly.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif

akaSM, Wright.
Token. Worth.

Loyal

12-10-2010, 10:32 PM

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3111/1aniphoenixpoints1.gif

You're too slow! (http://www.myvido1.com/wUVxGUWRlTxoVexoVYtlUP_sonic-brawl-glitch-you-re-too-slow-unlea)
http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
I don't think there's anything I could say that would adequately highlight the inanity of this post.

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

AKight, get back in your corner! Tokenworth, the British do not make spelling errors!http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Clearly.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-breaka.gif

Token

12-10-2010, 10:33 PM

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif

akaSM, Wright.
Token. Worth.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-damage.gif
Ah. I... see...
Regardless, we've been distracted from the main point...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
SHINY AND HIS MINIONS ARE UNDOUBTEDLY EVIL AND SMELLY.

POS Industries

12-10-2010, 10:39 PM

PFC "Krylo and POS and a third person maybe"
We have first-class privates, you see.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-10-2010, 10:41 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-damage.gif
Ah. I... see...
Regardless, we've been distracted from the main point...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
SHINY AND HIS MINIONS ARE UNDOUBTEDLY EVIL AND SMELLY.

http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-document(b).gif

While I respect your opinion I must disagree!
It is you that is both smelly and evil!

Seil

12-10-2010, 11:04 PM

http://fast1.onesite.com/capcom-unity.com/user/jgonzo/large/066b3cc17ad02e66047624a570d97834.jpg

Dracorion

12-10-2010, 11:41 PM

. . .

Aldurin

12-10-2010, 11:47 PM

Thus Seil posted. In the manner that is an aggressive act of being Seil, he posted only an image which brought the discussion to a halt, at least temporarily.

Caught off guard, the thread creator and his accomplices that kept it alive were apprehended and subjected to the standard NPF punishments.

Premmy

12-11-2010, 12:02 AM

Sounds about right

Token

12-11-2010, 12:09 AM

STUPID SHIT
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-damage.gif
What.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-strainedb.gif
I motion to add Seil to the list of Evil, smelly, people.

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 12:14 AM

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6640/hholdit.gif
http://www.feplanet.net/media/sprites/10/character/body/ike.png
At this rate everyone will be on the list of stupid smelly people.

Seil

12-11-2010, 12:14 AM

http://www.weirdspace.dk/CharlesSchulz/Graphics/Pig-Pen.gif

^^^^^
Token

Token

12-11-2010, 12:20 AM

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6640/hholdit.gif
http://www.feplanet.net/media/sprites/10/character/body/ike.png
At this rate everyone will be on the list of stupid smelly people.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
Stupid and smelly, possibly. However, the list I'm talking about is evil and smelly.

http://www.weirdspace.dk/CharlesSchulz/Graphics/Pig-Pen.gif

^^^^^
Token

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
You, however, get to go on a list of Evil, Stupid, Smelly Jerkheads. I hope you're proud of yourself.

Seil

12-11-2010, 12:38 AM

http://www.mrcheapstuff.com/images/oberto_beef_jerky.jpg

No, you're a jerk.

Token

12-11-2010, 12:44 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-madb.gif
Dammit cut that out.

Wigmund

12-11-2010, 12:57 AM

Seriously, what the fuck is going on here?

I want to see these leaked documents.
What kinda juicy gossip about us naughty NPFers was let loose?

akaSM

12-11-2010, 01:13 AM

http://www.weirdspace.dk/CharlesSchulz/Graphics/Pig-Pen.gif

^^^^^
Token

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
This witness' evidence proves that prosecutor Tokenworth is a filthy stinky person, which negates any further comments, objections and pretty much anything else.

/case

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7097/aniphoenixbashful.gif
Can the judge declare...what verdict were we seeking again?

Kim

12-11-2010, 01:16 AM

http://i33.tinypic.com/1zch46d.gif

I find all of you GUILTY of being jerks.

Case closed.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-11-2010, 01:17 AM

THIS THREAD

http://i368.photobucket.com/albums/oo130/Dj-essen/popcorn.gif

whelp we're all fucked. All hail our reptilian overlords!

Wait, already!? Shit, I thought the coup wasn't coming until next week! NOBODY EVER TELLS ME ANYTHING AT THOSE MEETINGS! *runs off*

Loyal

12-11-2010, 01:23 AM

http://i33.tinypic.com/1zch46d.gif

I find all of you GUILTY of being jerks.

Case closed.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-fowardb.gif
Who said you could leave your cell?

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-stunguna.gif

Token

12-11-2010, 01:25 AM

http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
This witness' evidence proves that prosecutor Tokenworth is a filthy stinky person, which negates any further comments, objections and pretty much anything else.

/case

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7097/aniphoenixbashful.gif
Can the judge declare...what verdict were we seeking again?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documenta.gif
Unfortunately for you, this so-called "evidence" came from Seil, and is therefore meaningless...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
Just like your life!

Kim

12-11-2010, 01:36 AM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-fowardb.gif
Who said you could leave your cell?

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-stunguna.gif

http://i52.tinypic.com/20gmko0.gif

Shyria Dracnoir

12-11-2010, 01:38 AM

Unfortunately for you, this so-called "evidence" came from Seil, and is therefore meaningless...

Just like your life!

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/tootlessvsterribleterror.gif

Token

12-11-2010, 01:41 AM

Why am I the black dragon. Why is this.

Shyria Dracnoir

12-11-2010, 01:50 AM

It's better than being on the receiving end of third degree indigestion, let me tell you.

rpgdemon

12-11-2010, 01:56 AM

Why am I the black dragon. Why is this.

I dunno. Why were you not sent to the cornfield?

I BLAME THE ESTABLISHMENT. OR THE REVOLUTION. DEPENDING ON WHOSE COMPANY I AM CURRENTLY IN.

Seil

12-11-2010, 02:00 AM

Kim

12-11-2010, 02:01 AM

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/314/e/b/Phoenix_Wright__MilesxPhoenix_by_StudioKawaii.jpg

Hey, that's my job!

Token

12-11-2010, 02:02 AM

I have evidence up the yin-yang, boys.

http://tn3-1.deviantart.com/fs12/300W/i/2006/314/e/b/Phoenix_Wright__MilesxPhoenix_by_StudioKawaii.jpg

Or should I say up your yin-yangs.

...Whatever, you both have been sticking things up your yin-yangs, and that's that.

http://i489.photobucket.com/albums/rr260/V-King-Arcade/Random/ani-judge-surprised.gif

CASE DISMISSED!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documenta.gif
Hang on, let me consult the court record.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif

Unfortunately, you forgot another reason. While I can make no claims as to Loyal's intelligence, I am neither stupid, nor evil. I am...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
TOTALLY FUCKING BRITISH.

(also gay.)

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Oh hey, look at that, it's nothing everyone didn't already know.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
Try harder next time.

PyrosNine

12-11-2010, 02:42 AM

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-thinking%28b%29.gif

You'd think everyone would have wizened up to the fact that the NPF is a dictatorship comprised of revolutionaries out to overthrow dictatorships, creating a cycle that keeps the lizard overlords at bay as they can only watch in confusion!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-normal%28b%29.gif
But all this talk of people being evil and smelly is just silly. I've lived in an alley with a cardboard box (and occasionally down in a truck by the river until my landlord there died tragically) and thus am quite smelly, yet I am not totally evil, and most if not all of the NPF are evil, yet practice some degree of cleanliness, and on some level all of NPF is both evil and smelly. And I think we can all agree we are a forum of jerkheads.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-smiling%28b%29.gif
So can't we all just get along as evil and smelly people might possibly be?

Seil

12-11-2010, 03:45 AM

Try harder next time.

My rebuttal. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vNwoDHMzf4k&feature=related)

synkr0nized

12-11-2010, 05:30 AM

nonsense about an evil staff

http://home.comcast.net/~synkr0nized/random/snsaywh.gif

Seil

12-11-2010, 05:45 AM

Ladies and gentlemen, our mods:

http://cdn-images.hollywood.com/site/evil_exes_spvw.jpg

A Zarkin' Frood

12-11-2010, 06:27 AM

Seil: Stop ruining Scott Pilgrim for me.
Mods: Make it so I can rep fakebanned people.
The rest: Carry on.

EDIT:
a third person maybe
I think I may have information that interests you. Meet me at midnight in the abandoned warehouse by the pier. And come alone.

Professor Smarmiarty

12-11-2010, 06:59 AM

I think I may have information that interests you. Meet me at midnight in the abandoned warehouse by the pier. And come alone.

Don't do it! It's a trap!

Token

12-11-2010, 08:18 AM

Seil: Stop ruining Scott Pilgrim for me.
Mods: Make it so I can rep fakebanned people.
The rest: Carry on.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-normalb.gif
The prosecution agrees with Mr. Genius's request for Seil to stop ruining good things. In response to his earlier, totally mature, rebuttal, I have found an... appropriate response.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Ahem.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true.
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long."

-The Bard himself, William Shakespeare.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-confidentb.gif
The prosecution rests, bitches.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 09:06 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-normalb.gif
The prosecution agrees with Mr. Genius's request for Seil to stop ruining good things. In response to his earlier, totally mature, rebuttal, I have found an... appropriate response.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Ahem.

"Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're a cock-sucking, ass-licking uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, yes it's true.
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you.

Shut your fucking face, uncle fucker.
You're the one who fucked your uncle, uncle fucker.
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn, just fuck your uncle all day long."

-The Bard himself, William Shakespeare.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-confidentb.gif
The prosecution rests, bitches.

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

In light of this new evidence I have found myself in a position where there is only one rebuttal. I quote the immortal words of Horatio Nelson, who commanded the British forces at the Battle of Trafalgar.

"Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker, you're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, I must say.
You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E Fuck you!
Uncle Fuckeeeeer~"

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
Suck my balls.

Token

12-11-2010, 09:15 AM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

In light of this new evidence I have found myself in a position where there is only one rebuttal. I quote the immortal words of Horatio Nelson, who commanded the British forces at the Battle of Trafalgar.

"Shut your fucking face Uncle Fucker, you're a boner biting bastard uncle fucker.
You're an uncle fucker, I must say.
You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Uncle fucker, that's U-N-C-L-E Fuck you!
Uncle Fuckeeeeer~"

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
Suck my balls.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/bubble-aniholdit.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
I see you makin' dumb posts in this thread I love, and I'm like fuck you.
I guess the gems in your rep box just weren't enough, well I'm like fuck you, and fuck them too.
Guess why I hate you, mister,
Is that you're just a big bitcher.
Heh, well ain't that some shit?
So, I'll wish you the best as I put this case to rest,
with a Fuck You.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 09:44 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/bubble-aniholdit.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
I see you makin' dumb posts in this thread I love, and I'm like fuck you.
I guess the gems in your rep box just weren't enough, well I'm like fuck you, and fuck them too.
Guess why I hate you, mister,
Is that you're just a big bitcher.
Heh, well ain't that some shit?
So, I'll wish you the best as I put this case to rest,
with a Fuck You.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif
http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-document(b).gif

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER

Token

12-11-2010, 09:47 AM

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif
http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-document(b).gif

ROW ROW, FIGHT THE POWER

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
So, Mister "Wllms," I take it your outburst means that you agree with my sentiment that the staff is evil and smelly, and need to be fought?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
I must say, I'm glad I've made you see reason.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 09:49 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
So, Mister "Wllms," I take it your outburst means that you agree with my sentiment that the staff is evil and smelly, and need to be fought?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
I must say, I'm glad I've made you see reason.

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-sweatsa.gif

If we follow that logic, Simon would have fought himself, since he spends part of the second season as president.

Token

12-11-2010, 09:52 AM

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-sweatsa.gif

If we follow that logic, Simon would have fought himself, since he spends part of the second season as president.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documenta.gif
And if you recall, the song only plays when he is in direct conflict with "the man."

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
I'm afraid you can't win this argument, my XXX is simply the best in the universe.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 09:55 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documenta.gif
And if you recall, the song only plays when he is in direct conflict with "the man."
http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
Are you trying to suggest that Simon was at any point not in fact The man?

Token

12-11-2010, 09:57 AM

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
Are you trying to suggest that Simon was at any point not in fact The man?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-confidentb.gif
Episode 9 until the last few minutes of Episode 11.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 10:00 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-confidentb.gif
Episode 9 until the last few minutes of Episode 11.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/562/11apollopointingb.gif

Don't you dare go there! His Bro had just died!

Token

12-11-2010, 10:03 AM

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/562/11apollopointingb.gif

Don't you dare go there! His Bro had just died!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
Mm. And when Kamina found his dead father, did he spend three episodes being an angsty little fuck? No. He manned the hell up. When Kittan died, did Yoko spiral into a fit of depression that could put Shinji Ikari to shame? No. She went out and kicked some fucking ass.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 10:08 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
Mm. And when Kamina found his dead father, did he spend three episodes being an angsty little fuck? No. He manned the hell up. When Kittan died, did Yoko spiral into a fit of depression that could put Shinji Ikari to shame? No. She went out and kicked some fucking ass.

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

In the first case, we have Kamina, who is an unfair standard to hold anyone against.

In the latter, Yoko, even by the point in the story where Kamina died, was a soldier. Had been a soldier for a fair amount of time, while you never quite get used to death, I think she'd be more capable of dealing with it than a young boy who had literally lost one of the only people in the world who cared about him, and the only one who believed in him.

Token

12-11-2010, 10:18 AM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

In the first case, we have Kamina, who is an unfair standard to hold anyone against.

In the latter, Yoko, even by the point in the story where Kamina died, was a soldier. Had been a soldier for a fair amount of time, while you never quite get used to death, I think she'd be more capable of dealing with it than a young boy who had literally lost one of the only people in the world who cared about him, and the only one who believed in him.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Kamina held Simon to a higher standard than himself. And during the aforementioned episodes, when his team needed him most, Simon let them down.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
But, that's not the worst of it. Simon only snapped out of his sadness over his "Bro's" death when a girl he fell for was in mortal peril.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Yes, that's right. Ladies, Gentlemen, and NonCons of the jury, it took a girl to get Simon to man up, not his Bro's death.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
Isn't that in direct violation of the first article of the Bro Code? "

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
BROS BEFORE HOES, Mister Wllms. BROS BEFORE HOES.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 10:26 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Kamina held Simon to a higher standard than himself. And during the aforementioned episodes, when his team needed him most, Simon let them down.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
But, that's not the worst of it. Simon only snapped out of his sadness over his "Bro's" death when a girl he fell for was in mortal peril.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Yes, that's right. Ladies, Gentlemen, and NonCons of the jury, it took a girl to get Simon to man up, not his Bro's death.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
Isn't that in direct violation of the first article of the Bro Code? "

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
BROS BEFORE HOES, Mister Wllms. BROS BEFORE HOES.

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif
And what events led to that death, my esteemed rival?

That's right! Kamina died only because he and Yoko caused Simon undue stress by making out like, right in front of him.

It was totally a dick move, and a severe violation of the bro code.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif

Bros before hos indeed.

Token

12-11-2010, 10:29 AM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif
And what events led to that death, my esteemed rival?

That's right! Kamina died only because he and Yoko caused Simon undue stress by making out like, right in front of him.

It was totally a dick move, and a severe violation of the bro code.

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif

Bros before hos indeed.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
And if you'll recall, Simon was creepin' on them. Kamina had no clue that Simon was there. Besides, he made his attraction known in the first freaking episode. What's more, Yoko initiated the kiss. Finally, Simon, rather than being happy for his Bro, proceeded to get him killed due to his inability to focus.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 10:32 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
And if you'll recall, Simon was creepin' on them. Kamina had no clue that Simon was there. Besides, he made his attraction known in the first freaking episode. What's more, Yoko initiated the kiss. Finally, Simon, rather than being happy for his Bro, proceeded to get him killed due to his inability to focus.

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/562/11apollopointingb.gif

Objection, your honor! Relevance!
With such a critical situation at hand and the life of his Bro at stake, Kamina should have rebuked Yoko's advances out of hand and moved on to the more important things, like making sure his Bro wasn't an emotional wreck before the battle.

The slightest show of concern or attention may have averted the entire situation, but Kamina was too blinded by the ho to see the plight of his bro.

Geminex

12-11-2010, 10:36 AM

Ahem. (http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=4581764)

Token

12-11-2010, 10:38 AM

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/562/11apollopointingb.gif

Objection, your honor! Relevance!
With such a critical situation at hand and the life of his Bro at stake, Kamina should have rebuked Yoko's advances out of hand and moved on to the more important things, like making sure his Bro wasn't an emotional wreck before the battle.

The slightest show of concern or attention may have averted the entire situation, but Kamina was too blinded by the ho to see the plight of his bro.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
Regardless, the point I was trying to make was proven. Simon, for a period of time, was not, in fact, The Man. As a result, you have (by declaring your intent to Fight The Power), concurred with my allegations that the staff is evil.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
QED, queefstain.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 11:08 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
QED, queefstain.

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-deskslam.gif

God. Fucking. Dammit.

Token

12-11-2010, 11:22 AM

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-deskslam.gif

God. Fucking. Dammit.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
The prosecution rests, unless you have any further objections.

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 11:29 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
The prosecution rests, unless you have any further objections.

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Shut up, it's motherfuckin' lunch break time!!

Token

12-11-2010, 11:33 AM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Shut up, it's motherfuckin' lunch break time!!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/bubble-aniholdit.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
This Earl is an imposter! Previously, he was Ike, now he's some obviously evil dude! This poster is clearly a spy, sent by the staff!

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 11:41 AM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/bubble-aniholdit.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
This Earl is an imposter! Previously, he was Ike, now he's some obviously evil dude! This poster is clearly a spy, sent by the staff!

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
You wanna take this outside, punk? Do you know what I've done to stupid NPC's like you?

Token

12-11-2010, 11:42 AM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
You wanna take this outside, punk? Do you know what I've done to stupid NPC's like you?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Bitch, not only am I a playable character in two games, I'm also a playa.

Token

12-11-2010, 12:08 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/miles-shrugf.gif
My mistake, make that three games. It's okay to be jealous, no one will look down on you.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/miles-objectd.gif
EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 12:28 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/miles-objectd.gif
EXCEPT FOR EVERYONE.

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-sweatsa.gif

Do you really need to shout when I'm standing right next to you?
My ears hurt now, you dick.

Token

12-11-2010, 12:33 PM

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes2/1-1apollo-sweatsa.gif

Do you really need to shout when I'm standing right next to you?
My ears hurt now, you dick.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/miles-shrugf.gif

Of course I do, you shitchomping guttermonkey.

Loyal

12-11-2010, 01:13 PM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
You wanna take this outside, punk? Do you know what I've done to stupid NPC's like you?

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
Get out of the Prosecutor's bench, you overdressed, overreaching assmunch.

Token

12-11-2010, 01:38 PM

akaSM

12-11-2010, 01:59 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
Get out of the Prosecutor's bench, you overdressed, overreaching assmunch.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6640/hholdit.gif
http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/1885/1aniphoenixdocument.gif
According to your last statement, overdressed people are evil

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
Guess who's overdressed in this court?

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3111/1aniphoenixpoints1.gif
Your honor, the prosecution consist of 2 ovredresseed people, thus, they're evil

Loyal

12-11-2010, 02:05 PM

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 02:06 PM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

Hey, Karma Loyal. I'll trade you myself for Tokenworth.

Token

12-11-2010, 02:09 PM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

Hey, Kharma Loyal. I'll trade you myself for Tokenworth.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-damage.gif
The thought of being on the same team as AKight disgusts me!

akaSM

12-11-2010, 02:14 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-sweatb.gif
Have you no reading comprehension whatsoever?!

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-smirkb.gif
I called him an overreaching, overdressed assmunch.
That is to say, I accused Mr. BKEarl of being an assmunch, and an overdressed one at that, with a tendency to reach beyond, over, if you will, his station.
At no point did the word "evil" escape my lips, save for just now.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-snap.gif
http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/2926bbfe.gif
That's a PENALTY, Mr. AKight.

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6640/hholdit.gif
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
Oh really? go tell that to your partner
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/bubble-aniholdit.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
This Earl is an imposter! Previously, he was Ike, now he's some obviously evil dude! This poster is clearly a spy, sent by the staff!

Token

12-11-2010, 02:16 PM

http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/6640/hholdit.gif
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/9162/1aniphoenixbravado.gif
Oh really? go tell that to your partner

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
AKight, you inarticulate bumblefuck. At what point did I call Earl overdressed? More importantly...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
When did either Karma Loyal or myself state that being overdressed was a sign of evil?

akaSM

12-11-2010, 02:19 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
AKight, you inarticulate bumblefuck. At what point did I call Earl overdressed? More importantly...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-objection.gif
When did either Karma Loyal or myself state that being overdressed was a sign of evil?

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7097/aniphoenixbashful.gif
Err...Von Loyal did?

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3111/1aniphoenixpoints1.gif
You're a team so...you must have the same thoughts about the matter

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3688/1aniphoenixdeskslam.gif
(oh, slamming the desk, how I missed doing that)
Also...you called him evil and Von Loyal called him overdressed...there...there must be a connection between evil and overdressed

Loyal

12-11-2010, 02:22 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-normalb.gif
I refuse to give that conclusion any legitimacy by coming up with a proper rebuttal to it.

Token

12-11-2010, 02:24 PM

http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7097/aniphoenixbashful.gif
Err...Von Karma did?

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/3111/1aniphoenixpoints1.gif
You're a team so...you must have the same thoughts about the matter

http://img844.imageshack.us/img844/3688/1aniphoenixdeskslam.gif
(oh, slamming the desk, how I missed doing that)
Also...you called him evil and Von Karma called him overdressed...there...there must be a connection between evil and overdressed

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-confidentb.gif
You're reaching, there is no correlation.
http://img32.imageshack.us/img32/7097/aniphoenixbashful.gif
Err...Von Loyal did?

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Show me on the Court Record where he said that.
And if all team members must share the same thoughts...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
Then why is appljstc so intent on ditching you?

akaSM

12-11-2010, 02:29 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/Objection.gif
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-confidentb.gif
You're reaching, there is no correlation.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Show me on the Court Record where he said that.
And if all team members must share the same thoughts...
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-zoomb.gif
Then why is appljstce so intent on ditching you?

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9105/1aniphoenixsweats.gif
(yeah, why would he do that?)

http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/979/1aniphoenixthoughtful.gif
(Unless he had a plan)

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 02:29 PM

Bard The 5th LW

12-11-2010, 02:29 PM

Is there any way I can rep this thread?

Token

12-11-2010, 02:32 PM

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9105/1aniphoenixsweats.gif
(yeah, why would he do that?)

http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/979/1aniphoenixthoughtful.gif
(Unless he had a plan)

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Yes, he had a plan.
That plan is switching teams so he won't be embarrassed by your bullshit!

Loyal

12-11-2010, 02:35 PM

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
Von Loyal! Look at Tokenworth, now back to me. Now back at Tokenworth, back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me. But if you trade me for him, you'll have me on your side instead of him.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/2926bbfe.gif
You say that like it would be an improvement.
I notice you still have yet to account for that tie.

akaSM

12-11-2010, 02:39 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Show me on the Court Record where he said that.
And if all team members must

http://img841.imageshack.us/img841/9105/1aniphoenixsweats.gif
(help)

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif
Von Loyal! Look at Tokenworth, now back to me. Now back at Tokenworth, back to me.

Sadly, he isn't me. But if you trade me for him, you'll have me on your side instead of him.

http://img602.imageshack.us/img602/979/1aniphoenixthoughtful.gif
(now he's trying to ditch himself)

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Yes, he had a plan.
That plan is switching teams so he won't be embarrassed by your bullshit!

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-wargg.gif
You're not supposed to see what I think!

Token

12-11-2010, 02:44 PM

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-wargg.gif
You're not supposed to see what I think!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
I'm just that good...

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Not that there's much to see, mind you.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 02:44 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/2926bbfe.gif
You say that like it would be an improvement.
I notice you still have yet to account for that tie.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Clearly.

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

Look at how dumb he is! Remember that?
No comment on the tie.

A Zarkin' Frood

12-11-2010, 02:45 PM

Is there any way I can rep this thread?

This is the closest you'll get to repping a thread:
http://img59.imageshack.us/img59/3007/howtorepathread.png
Personally I'd start repping everyone who makes this thread worthwhile. But that's not possible because one defining facet of greatness is not reppable at this moment, so I am holding back my rep until I can rep the entirety of this thread's goodness. Unless I forget, then I won't do anything at all.

Token

12-11-2010, 02:46 PM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif

Look at how dumb he is! Remember that?
No comment on the tie.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
Despite my... somewhat embarrassing flub, I still managed to out-maneuverer you, did I not?

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 02:48 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-smirka.gif
Despite my... somewhat embarrassing flub, I still managed to out-maneuverer you, did I not?

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif
As I recall, you completely failed to rebuke my assertion that you were in fact smelly and evil!

The matters relating to Gurren Lagann and Simon have nothing to do with this case, and are of personal opinion aside!
Therefore, it was I that outsmarted you! Whats more, I did it with AKight as my partner!

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 02:49 PM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Back from my lunch break.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
Get out of the Prosecutor's bench, you overdressed, overreaching assmunch.

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Shut up before I bury you where I buried Greil you pompous asswipe!

Token

12-11-2010, 02:55 PM

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif
As I recall, you completely failed to rebuke my assertion that you were in fact smelly and evil!

The matters relating to Gurren Lagann and Simon have nothing to do with this case, and are of personal opinion aside!
Therefore, it was I that outsmarted you! Whats more, I did it with AKight as my partner!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
Bitch, I rebuked that shit back on page two. What's more, I proved that you shared my goal of bringing the staff's evilness to light. So if I'm evil, what does that make you?

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Back from my lunch break.

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Shut up before I bury you where I buried Greil you pompous asswipe!

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-strainedb.gif
Why in the sweet almighty taint-chafing fuck are you still talking?

Loyal

12-11-2010, 02:56 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/2926bbfe.gif
I'm sorry, BKEarl did I stutter?

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-normalb.gif
Apple Justice.
I have a better deal:

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-tsktsk.gif
You for the oaf in the armor.

Token

12-11-2010, 02:57 PM

PyrosNine

12-11-2010, 02:57 PM

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-spaz%28b%29.gif
Hey! Let's try and at least keep this discussion civil, if childish and inane! And why have we started talking about clothing? If we're talking about that, why haven't we brought up that everyone wears the same clothing for every court case? Except maybe Tokenworth, his Investigations jacket is a slightly different color!

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-sad%28a%29.gif
<And why is the black knight from Fire Emblem here? Has this courtroom truly become a battlefield?>

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 03:05 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-strainedb.gif
Why in the sweet almighty taint-chafing fuck are you still talking?
http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
I could ask you the same thing.

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/2926bbfe.gif
I'm sorry, BKEarl did I stutter?

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
I couldn't hear you over the noise of the 1800's trying to drag its outfit away from you.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-sad%28a%29.gif
<And why is the black knight from Fire Emblem here? Has this courtroom truly become a battlefield?>

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Some bullshit about killing Ike's father, whiny runt doesn't even take after him. He doesn't train with swords for years to prepare for an epic revenge battle, he has to play pansy and file suit.

Token

12-11-2010, 03:07 PM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
I could ask you the same thing.

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
I couldn't hear you over the noise of the 1800's trying to drag its outfit away from you.

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Some bullshit about killing Ike's father, whiny runt doesn't even take after him. He doesn't train with swords for years to prepare for an epic revenge battle, he has to play pansy and file suit.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
In order: because I'm better than you.

Says the cockbiting dogfucker in a suit of armor.

What the dick does that have to do with anything?

Flarecobra

12-11-2010, 03:11 PM

Who needs Nuklear Wright when one has this thread?

And I know who Earl's portraying: The black knight from Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 03:14 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
In order: because I'm better than you.

Says the cockbiting dogfucker in a suit of armor.

What the dick does that have to do with anything?

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Also in order: No you're not, I'm like two feet taller than you, and taller people do better in politics, which means that taller people are better.

I'm sorry, I forgot I left my formal armor at the dry cleaners.

I got bored, killed the judge using my Eclipse ability then went looking for some smart people, but I gave up and decided to stay here.

Token

12-11-2010, 03:15 PM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Also in order: No you're not, I'm like two feet taller than you, and taller people do better in politics, which means that taller people are better.

I'm sorry, I forgot I left my formal armor at the dry cleaners.

I got bored, killed the judge using my Eclipse ability then went looking for some smart people, but I gave up and decided to stay here.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
The sad thing is that you think that's clever.

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 03:17 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-shrug.gif
The sad thing is that you think that's clever.

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Says the short person.

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 03:18 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-tsktsk.gif
You for the oaf in the armor.

http://i38.tinypic.com/30vn0ir.gif
DEAL

Token

12-11-2010, 03:18 PM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Says the short person.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documenta.gif
Because that was so funny the first time.
Get the fuck out of my courtroom.

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 03:21 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documenta.gif
Because that was so funny the first time.
Get the fuck out of my courtroom.

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Why are you still assuming it's your court? You can barely manage your wardrobe let alone these psychotic attorneys.

Token

12-11-2010, 03:25 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Beware, this is not for the faint of heart.
Ladies and gentlemen, a moment in the mind of BKEarl:
1. Hmm, what's this? Something funny?
2. EARL RUIN!
3. Now, how can I suck the rest of the fun out of this?
4. Oh, I know! I'll grab a sprite from a different series and go "LOLTALL"
5. Then people will love me!
6. HURR DURR.
7. Repeat steps 4-6 ad nauseam until the forum is nauseous.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
I believe my point has been made.

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 03:28 PM

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-documentb.gif
Beware, this is not for the faint of heart.
Ladies and gentlemen, a moment in the mind of BKEarl:
1. Hmm, what's this? Something funny?
2. EARL RUIN!
3. Now, how can I suck the rest of the fun out of this?
4. Oh, I know! I'll grab a sprite from a different series and go "LOLTALL"
5. Then people will love me!
6. HURR DURR.
7. Repeat steps 4-5 ad nauseam until the forum is nauseous.
http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-bowa.gif
I believe my point has been made.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif
http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
You have obviously been misinformed, I'm just here to wreck everyone's legal shit.

Loyal

12-11-2010, 03:28 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
Needs more red text, Tokenworth.

Token

12-11-2010, 03:29 PM

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif
http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
You have obviously been misinformed, I'm just here to wreck everyone's legal shit.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-confidentb.gif
Steps four through six. Need I say more?

rpgdemon

12-11-2010, 03:36 PM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
Also in order: No you're not, I'm like two feet taller than you, and taller people do better in politics, which means that taller people are better.

I'm sorry, I forgot I left my formal armor at the dry cleaners.

I got bored, killed the judge using my Eclipse ability then went looking for some smart people, but I gave up and decided to stay here.

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif

Reading that physically caused me to cringe. Do not do it again.

Token

12-11-2010, 03:40 PM

http://img683.imageshack.us/img683/8688/objection.gif

Reading that physically caused me to cringe. Do not do it again.

http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab330/AsshatLP/edgeworth-normalb.gif
Objection motherfucking sustained.

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 04:04 PM

http://media.strategywiki.org/images/7/75/FERD_Black_knight.png
You just don't understand me, or should I say . . .
http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/Untitled.png
. . . you don't understand yourself.

Premmy

12-11-2010, 04:18 PM

okay THAT was actually kind of cool.

PyrosNine

12-11-2010, 04:28 PM

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-sad%28b%29.gif
What is this, Star Wars?

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-spaz%28b%29.gif
And didn't you just call him short, only to now reveal yourself as him? So are you a taller version of Tokenworth?

Kim

12-11-2010, 04:31 PM

Karrrrrrrrrrrresche

12-11-2010, 04:37 PM

http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/562/11apollopointingb.gif

Okay, hold on! I'm coming over!

http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/1408/11apolloconfidentc1.gif

Aaaaany second now. I just have to navigate through all these other posts.

http://www.court-records.net/animation4/apollo-document(b).gif

Okay, just sign this thing here and I'll swap out for Knightworth over there.

Dracorion

12-11-2010, 04:40 PM

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d13/fjgca17/douchebag.jpg
. . . you don't understand that I'm a douchebag.

Fixed.

(Yeah, the background is white. Kiss my pale white ass.)

Geminex

12-11-2010, 05:22 PM

http://i947.photobucket.com/albums/ad317/geminex/kk.gif
CG: OKAY
CG: WHAT IN THE GODDAMN HELL ARE YOU GRUBFUCKERS DOING

Loyal

12-11-2010, 05:43 PM

Aldurin

12-11-2010, 06:25 PM

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-sweatb.gif
Who keeps letting these clowns in!?

http://i887.photobucket.com/albums/ac77/Loyal_AA_Sprites/MVonKarmaWrightEd/karma-badmoodb.gif
As for you, BKEarl? You're fired.

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-sad%28b%29.gif
What is this, Star Wars?

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/4241108/Sprites-Adrian/adrian2-spaz%28b%29.gif
And didn't you just call him short, only to now reveal yourself as him? So are you a taller version of Tokenworth?

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/Untitled.png
You never hired me in the first place. But I will explain all of this.

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/Untitled.png
Long ago, just as my career as an attorney had taken off, I was kidnapped.
Whoever they were took samples of my DNA, and created an imposter clone to take my place. The process was perfect but the clone came out shorter than planned, explaining the difference in height.
Then I was shot in the gut and thrown into the local river, left to die.
I woke up in the land of Fire Emblem, and was forced to adapt or be killed.
I became the Black Knight, the most feared swordsman known in the area.
Using my power and resources, I managed to return here to find home.
But more importantly I returned to kill the bastard who took my home, my family, and my well-paying career.

http://i841.photobucket.com/albums/zz339/EvilEarl/Untitled.png
So Mr. Tokenworth, are you ready to die?

Bells

12-11-2010, 06:47 PM

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_bZ0RIs3EKNY/THrSKkoTT7I/AAAAAAAAAGI/U7FKTz4L4WE/s1600/aizen.jpg This is not going according to the plan.

Dracorion

12-11-2010, 06:55 PM

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d13/fjgca17/douchebag5.jpg
You never hired me in the first place. But I will explain all of this.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d13/fjgca17/douchebag5.jpg
Long ago, just as my career as a glittery douchebag vampire written by Stephanie Meyer had taken off, I was charged as a sex offender because I'm like a hundred years old and Bella was seventeen.
My prosecutor was Tokenworth, who easily won the case and I was sentenced to prison and registered as a sex offender. In prison, I was constantly assraped and subjected to hideous torture the likes of which you can barely imagine at the hands of my fellow inmates, who took advantage of my immortality to be as brutal as possible.
In the process of escaping, I was shot in the gut and thrown into the local river, left to die.
I woke up in the land of Fire Emblem, and was forced to adapt or be killed.
I became the Black Knight, the most feared swordsman known in the area.
Using my power and resources, I managed to return here to find home.
But more importantly I returned to kill the bastard who took my ho, my family, and my well-paying career.

http://i32.photobucket.com/albums/d13/fjgca17/douchebag5.jpg
So Mr. Tokenworth, are you ready to die?
.

A Zarkin' Frood

12-11-2010, 07:10 PM

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7343/hazamal.png
Now now now, what a touching little sob story you have th... No no, just kidding I'm not joining in on your little game. I'm not going to ruin this by posting as a character who talks somewhat like me, but is more of a dick, when I could just act like a dick. Or be a dick. Or none of the above. Whatever. I'm going to bed, so don't fear my bullshit.

McTahr

12-11-2010, 07:20 PM

Welp. This has about ran its course. Good effort on the part of several folks, but we've moved long past beating the dead horse and really necrobeastophilia is bad for the property value.

synkr0nized

12-11-2010, 07:25 PM