The Posters Are Now Sandwiches

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Totally not stolen from Rpg.net like my last game *cough*

Rules are simple; interpret the name of the poster above you as the name of a sandwich or other foodstuff. Describe the meal, its ingredients, and other unique traits.

[Thadius]

The Dracnoir is a martini served down near the border of Texas and Mexico. It is made of two parts vodka and three parts kerosene. As you drink it, someone lights it on fire for you.

Coincidentally, they also sell bottled water at two bucks per bottle.

[Specterbane]

The Thadius is a sandwich made of corn beef, smoked turkey, minced almonds, lettuce, and tomatoes on wry bread. Always served with arsenic tea, to compliment the almonds, it's said that who ever has this dies of cardiac arrest due to the otherworldly flavor of it...not the tea, never the tea.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The Specterbane is a more esoteric variant on the traditional Ghostbuster drink formula. It consists of 1 1/2 oz of banshees tears, 1 1/2 oz of Hawaiian nightmarcher sweat, and 1 1/2 oz of domovoi spit, served shaken with holy water ice cubes. It is a popular drink among mage covens in the Northeastern United States.

[Bells]

Shyria Dracnoir (http://nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=22000)
The Shyria Dracnoir is a Chicken Kathi kebab and Wikipedia Knows it

Cooked in a tandoor, Kathi kebab is one of the most famous tandoori dishes, besides tandoor chicken, which has made tandoori cuisine famous worldwide. Made with beef, chicken or lamb meat, it is mostly prepared with a mix of spices, and cooked in a tandoor with skewers. The radiant heat from the tandoor slowly cooks the meat and due to the lack of direct heat from the fire, the juices remain inside while adding flavour, keeping the meat's moisture intact. It is usually served with rice, or a variety of Indian breads, along with onions and mint sauce.

Spicy!

[KeienSlayer]

Bells is a shot that is 1/4 everclear, 1/4 the highest proof whiskey the bar has, and then topped off with whatever else has the most alcohol percentage.

It's called a "Bells" because the next morning, bells are all you're going to be hearing.

[Nikose Tyris]

KeienSlayer is a Corndog.
A corn dog is a hot dog coated in cornmeal batter and deep fried in oil.

[Melfice]

Tyris is a type of black liquorice.
It's extremely sour, and was developed primarily as a joke-candy, indistinguishable from regular salty black liquorice.

It has grown a devout following, however, and is readily available in most supermarkets.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

The word "Melfice" is commonly used to refer to 1.) a specialty breed of corn designed to produce the highest concentration of high-quality corn ethanol available on the industrial market, and 2.) a drink consisting of two parts said corn ethanol and three parts bathtub hooch, commonly used as part of a hazing ritual for freshmen students at engineering schools across the nation.