So I watched Sex and the City 2

[Fifthfiend]

Kill me

for the love of all that is good

[Fifthfiend]

I can't close my eyes because I know it is there

waiting

in the darkness of my mind

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I know your pain dude, I too have suffered it once. Luckily my mind is able to shut down and fall into sleep during such atrocities so I only had to endure it a short while. I did notice a distinct lack of actual sex though, which I noted as humourus.

[Osterbaum]

I've heard nothing but bad things. Horrible things.

[Roland]

I have to ask. I just have to.

Why?!

[Fifthfiend]

I've heard nothing but bad things. Horrible things.

At times, out of nowhere, I hear screams in the darkness.

Then suddenly I realize - they are my own

[Osterbaum]

I am afraid to watch it. I fear I would not be strong enough to endure.

[Archbio]

You only have yourself to blame.

Can you spell condescension, (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A8gmar0drE) kids?

Because I sure as hell can't.

[Overcast]

I thought it was pretty good.

You hear that? That is your mind snapping.

[Pip Boy]

Heh, suckers. Thankfully my girlfriend isn't into chick flicks. She mostly watches horror movies, so I get to avoid the whole 'watching shitty movies and pretending my mind isn't vomiting' thing.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Turn in your man card, sir.

[Osterbaum]

Can you spell condescension (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_A8gmar0drE), kids?
Oh my god. It was horrible.

e: I think I need some time alone.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Kill me

for the love of all that is good

*pumps a shotgun* So... face or heart?

Gags aside I never really seen the show. With how bad everyone makes it outto be almost tempted to watch just to see what the hate's all about.

[Bells]

Fifth you can still be saved.

Watch 50 Minutes of this or double dose it if you feel like you must (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2-hiHUh4UQ)

[Osterbaum]

I think Fifth is beyond saving. Or as I like to say: Äijä on mennyttä kalua, niin sanotusti.

e: haha I made a pun in finnish

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Fifth you can still be saved.

Watch 50 Minutes of this or double dose it if you feel like you must (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2-hiHUh4UQ)

Damn, I didn't think anything could be manlier then Machete till the moment I saw that.

[Pip Boy]

Nicholas Cage's hair is certainly appropriately different.