TIME WARP ALERT

[shiney]

Time warp is IN EFFECT. So if you're posting in an RP or whatever, or in fact ANYWHERE, your shit is gonna get TIME WARP'D until I get can home in an hour to update the server clock!

[Kim]

IT'S JUST A JUMP TO THE LEFT

[Nikose Tyris]

AND A STEP TO THE RI-AYE-AYE-AYE-IGHT

[Shyria Dracnoir]

PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HIPS

[shiney]

AND PULL YOUR KNEES IN TIIIGHT :D

Seriously though by the time we're done with this song I should be able to time-warp us...

http://abduzeedo.com/files/posts/back-future/back-future-4.jpg

[Melfice]

BUT IT'S THE PELVIC THRUST

[Shyria Dracnoir]

THAT REALLY DRIVES YOU INSA-A-A-ANE

[Loyal]

Have we ever figured out why it always goes four hours back when this happens?

[Melfice]

Have we ever figured out why it always goes four hours back when this happens?

Because you just broke our awesome karaoke-sing-along-extravaganza.

Way to go, Loyal.
Way.
To.
Go.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Because you just broke our awesome karaoke-sing-along-extravaganza

http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc230/Shyria_Dracnoir/NOOO-1.jpg

[Ryanderman]

Let's do the Time Warp again.

[shiney]

Thank you Ryan. everyone, +rep for Ryan.

It's because the BIOS clock is misconfigured, which is not something I have any access to whatsoever. The battery may be dead per PX. I'm not 100% certain in all honesty because I have never laid hands on the physical server. Because we're on a frankenstein server that refuses to acknowledge the 4 gig of physical RAM, choosing instead to recognize 800 megs (because it won't use the image with extended memory support for whatever reason) and utilize the 7 gig swap file I created to compensate, then when SQL crashes there's usually a 50/50 that we need to do a full reboot as opposed to simply restarting SQL. This is going away after we move tot he new location because we will have a new server machine or even be entirely virtualized by then.

[shiney]

The future is NOW.

[Thadius]

Then where are my flying cars?

[Krylo]

We decided to make iPhones instead.

[shiney]

iPhones are LIKE flying cars. Either the price is high enough to be flying, or the network crashes.

[Seil]

It's just a matter of time. All you need are wings. (http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_1UpYFlfWGJo/THRiGTeASoI/AAAAAAAAEII/TBFUvQXX4vA/s1600/Apple+iCar+2.jpg)