Pokemon Umbral Theatre 31: Standing the Test of Time...

[Astral Harmony]

I'm surprised the RP has lasted this long. This thing is sturdier than three-week old steak, and it's participants are just as enduring.

Animated stuff this time!

http://i1038.photobucket.com/albums/a469/PokemonUmbral/poke68.gif

Comparing Silver with L, Silver is indeed the lesser of two douchebags.

http://i1038.photobucket.com/albums/a469/PokemonUmbral/poke42.gif

Ash fights unseen evolutions of Porygon Z.

http://i1038.photobucket.com/albums/a469/PokemonUmbral/Poke34.gif

Anime Ash sure had it a lot better than his game counterpart.

Anyways, I'm going to post now. And then maybe see the public pad before I do some City of Heroes.

[Dracorion]

I hope you don't mind the one-month timeskip halfway through my post, AB. I thought this intermission was supposed to be long, so I figured it was okay. Still, I'll change it if you don't like it.

Anyway, big post. Including a collaboration piece with Gem, Liz pulling out the big guns against Renny, and Pierce showing what extended exposure to Liz can do to you.

As well was Pierce having a conversation with a woman he's not looking to bang. It's a miracle!

Even so, there's actually only a couple of convos that AB has to respond to.

[Menarker]

As I told Drac, I'm delaying on responding to the time-skip related points until I get to that point. I'd imagine some of the reaction posts from AB might change a few things.

Writing my post.


Also, totally guessing here, but I imagine the person who took Renny's photograph so secretly is probably one of PATCA's snipers hired by Rachel to use their skills with a camera instead. Likely Calisto, who has a hankering for cute things as well.

[Dracorion]

Who's Calisto?

Just kidding. Except I don't think it was ever mentioned she likes cute things.

More importantly, what's this I hear about Renny getting training from Catherine instead of Chizuru? If that's true then, frankly, it seems to me that Menarker might be milking this Cutest Agent thing for all it's worth. And AB isn't helping.

Whatever happened to Pierce being the best-looking guy around? Can he get groupies if I promise he won't sleep with any of them?

[Menarker]

Calisto liking cute things was mentioned at the end of Renny's sidequest (http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1041329&postcount=48) (she REALLY like kitties), and a few times in omakes as well.

I figured that Renny getting training from Catherine would allow me to get the same training accomplished without stepping on your toes regarding your girl. And I think AB had that in mind as well by revealing that Catherine was a boxer. The cutest agent thing was not something I talked with AB about at all. I had no idea that Renny would get such attention from Catherine, Pamilla or anyone else. But having her train Renny seemed like a good idea, so I suggested that after so Chizuru would be free to attend to Pierce's training. (AB seems to think it'll also be funnier)

You already got "groupies" of your own in a way. Or rather, more likely, you're getting sleeping partners like Shizuka, Jeanette, Irene and Chizuru in relatively short order.
I'd wouldn't predict Renny getting any sort of action like that for quite a while.

[Dracorion]

Oh please.

He's got at least two ladies with the hots for him and one country bumpkin-except-not who I'm pretty sure is fairly loose. Two of these people are rooming with him.

And if you tell me Renny isn't going to turn eighteen within the next two intermissions I will eat my hat. And the second he does, it's open season for all his groupies.

Also, nothing's happened with Jeanette or Chizuru. The latter in particular is probably going to take a while.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Also, totally guessing here, but I imagine the person who took Renny's photograph so secretly is probably one of PATCA's snipers hired by Rachel to use their skills with a camera instead. Likely Calisto, who has a hankering for cute things as well.

I dunno, Charlotte is an amateur photographer.

[Dracorion]

Yes, but Charlotte taking a pictures of Renny looking cute is literally the most disturbing thing in the world.

Also, Bard, Jeremy: what's his deal?

[Bard The 5th LW]

You can talk to him if you want, maybe that'll help figure it out. Or I can just say it. What in particular about him do you want to know?

[Dracorion]

Well, you didn't post any backstory or personality for him. Which I realize was probably on purpose.

But right now he's just some guy to everyone else. It might behoove you for the purposes of separating him from Charlotte to have him start a conversation for a change.

Y'know, with someone that isn't Dante.

[Menarker]

Hehe, you would think that putting someone next to Matthias would make their personality quirks become more obvious in the same way as painting dark colors over pure white paper would make the colors stand out more.

Somehow, it just didn't work for Jeremy. :3

[Bard The 5th LW]

I'm actually considering making a post, I'm just waiting to be sure the "One month later" thing is cool to go.

And yeah, I left the personality/bio thing blank on purpose. Anyways, would anyone be up for a convo with him that isn't Dante?

[Dracorion]

You know, Bard, other NPCs exist and are available to talk with.

I'd be up for a conversation if any of my characters had anything to talk about with Jeremy. I suppose he could try to hit on Liz. Though, that'd probably end in sex.

[Bard The 5th LW]

There are just too many of those NPCs to keep track of!

But I think I've come to a conclusion. He's going to talk with Garus I think. Whichever one Impact hired to draw porn of Charlotte and Shannon.

[Menarker]

Yup, that's Garus.

Anyhow, post done. Deal with Pierce and Liz within a post or two from now. AB's post might change how Renny behave during those two periods, depending on Milsha and Lola's behavior (and Whitney if she gets involved with Renny soon after). Hence why the wait.

AB: Renny will probably send Irene a message or so detailing his new address to Irene (paycheck thing) and a request not to share it with anyone, especially not with his parents if they come by. Just didn't want to put it in the post in case there was anything you would type that might influence/change that. And it's not like it needs to be done the day after.

[Dracorion]

And it's called doujinshi.

[Bard The 5th LW]

And it's called doujinshi.

Whats that? Shut up for a moment. Listen closely. Do you hear that?

Thats the sound of me not caring.

[Dracorion]

Hey Bard.

Baaaard.

We've been having so many private shenanigans in the Umbral pad lately and you weren't invited.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Excuse me while I go cry.

[Astral Harmony]

Y'know, Menarker, Renny can easily pick up his check at the agency. Hell, it only takes the same amount of paperwork as a change of address slip. Of course, if Renny has a bank account which isn't difficult, direct deposit is not an alien concept in the Pokemon World.

And yes, one month is fine. That actually sounds better than simply two weeks which I was thinking of until before.

[Menarker]

Ah. Then nevermind about Renny telling Irene then. He'll just get direct deposit then. (Given the money he's been given for finding Mollesk, and all those missions, and the fact he lived at home and is now moving in for free, he should be getting some very nice interest. I'm starting to believe Renny could end up like Thugnificent like you joked about before.)

I keep wondering if pokebrid mating season will be over by a certain point or so due to the timeskip.
I haven't been trying to take advantage of it, but it's just good for reference to know if an NPC or PC should/would be behaving in a particular way.

[Astral Harmony]

It should be about over, but since a good deal of time passes in the intermissions, expect to be hit by it again before you know it.

[Dracorion]

I have a feeling Pierce is going to break Mio with all these foreign concepts he's introducing her to.

Pierce: "Hey Mio, wanna go out for ice cream?"
Mio: "What is ice cream. Does not compute *EXPLODE*"

[Menarker]

Ah.

Well AB, I was actually wondering how Lola was responding. Like if she said anything to Renny after he told her he was going to get his items (and that he was thankful and all that), if she was still in shock from the entire rooming in notion, or if she went home for the night as opposed to rooming in with him (or just went to get her own stuff) or she was already in bed as Renny was entering and all that.

But I'll leave that up to you I guess. I'll write up something myself either to prepare for the training event and for the time skip events which Drac made very recently.

I think it's not so much naive or incapable of grasping these things for Mio as it is that she thinks those extracurricular events are all in vain if they aren't in effect of use to her mother or something like that.

EDIT:

ALSO

Irene: You can ask any of the original Thirteen Eevee Threat, myself included, for information about her.

Wow, unless that was a poor choice of wording, I never knew that Irene was also an Eevee trainer, nevermind in the same group (just like her daughter I guess.) Makes me wonder what her element type was since her current pokemon teams doesn't follow any elemental pattern.

[Dracorion]

It might be confusion on AB's part.

Or it might be that her daughter and her daughter's deceased fiancee were part of the Thirteen Eevee Threat.

[Menarker]

We know the latter was true since Rayleen was the steel type and her fiancee the dragon type before her. It's whether Irene herself was included in the group that counts.

Of course, we'll see.

[Dracorion]

Bard, Irene's conversation with Charlotte is supposed to happen before she goes out with Pierce.

And Pierce going out for drinks with Irene is happening the night of the funeral.

Really, the only event aside from yours going on right now that's one month later is Pierce's conversation with Mio. And the ones with Pierce and Liz and Renny, but those are on hold.

[Bard The 5th LW]

k, i'll cut out the last bit then

[Astral Harmony]

Whoops, my bad.

EDIT: Editted. Anyways, I didn't see that Renny was even speaking to Lola during your post.

[Dracorion]

Basically, the timeline as I understand it goes:

Day of the funeral: Irene fights Impact. Irene talks to Charlotte. Irene goes out with Pierce. Renny runs away from home.

Dunno when Myrie and Burkmont's conversation takes place, but it doesn't matter for the purposes of this.

Two days after the funeral: Impact questions Pierce.
A few days (purposefully left unspecified) after the funeral: Pierce talks to Shizuka about the dojo.

A month after the funeral: Pierce talks to Renny. Elizabeth talks to Renny. Pierce talks to Mio.

I'm assuming Jeremy talking with Garus also takes place a month after. Or whenever Bard wants it to happen.

[Astral Harmony]

I'm gonna take a while guess that Jeremy stumbles upon Garus' work in progress and wants a Charlotte X Shannon doujinshi for himself.

...

Yeah, I can see this ending bloodlessly.

[Dracorion]

I think Jeremy knows Charlotte well enough never to bring up that doujinshi in front of her.

He'd probably just get a copy and treasure it.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Jeremy is much more merciful than Charlotte is so Garus is probably safe, but yeah the intent is that he'll probably see it.

[Menarker]

EDIT: Editted. Anyways, I didn't see that Renny was even speaking to Lola during your post.

It was the bottom half of this post (just before he was talking to Pamilla which you did notice), not the most recent one.
http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1143495&postcount=21

Although I'd figured that any of Lola's reaction would have been in your last post (likely at the time that Renny arrived in the bedroom) since Renny was busy swiping his own stuff and getting the key from Pamilla.

[Astral Harmony]

Ah. Well, I guess I'll figure something out. I can't really do much with that.

[Menarker]

Ah ok. Maybe ideas on what things would be like for them for the first month of living there as per the time skip? I'd imagine there might be a few embarressing mishaps while they are still getting used to their new space and to each other's suddenly close proximity.

Maybe Whitney start approaching Renny during the times he's at PATCA or something too.

Just throwing a few things out there.

Anyhow, I guess I'll continue with the time skip thing that I delayed with Drac.

Making a post soonish.

[Astral Harmony]

Nope. I got a better idea. Oh, this is going to be quite terrible.

[Menarker]

Now I'm really wondering what is going to happen...

Anyhow, posted regarding Pierce's earlier time skip post.

If AB's next post changes anything, I'll make the appropriate changes (and alert you guys to it.) But I think it'll probably be fine...

[Astral Harmony]

Done. Geminex, I'll have a look at your edupad tomorrow and do my editting then.

Man, that post was fun. I think Harliette was getting too soft.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Harliette has oficially surpassed Charlotte on the crazy bitch-o-meter.

[Menarker]

0.0

Quite shocking reaction. I mean, I know she was pretty abrasive at first, but I had thought she had changed a bit.
I figure it was an act. I thought Renny was getting along fine with her. But yeah, I'd worry if that outburst was the truth. Good thing Renny doesn't know! ^^:
I can only imagine how Harliette would react if she found out Whitney, her best friend, was attracted to Renny. ^^;


Also...

So if I was you, and thank Rezonark that I'm not, I would go back to wherever you had him go and protect him

Who or what is Rezonark?

[Astral Harmony]

Considered a diety in Honmyr, though not a particularly popular one, Rezonark is a legendary Pokemon not yet seen, but has been accuracy envisioned. It's referred to the Mad God Pokemon, and is considered to be behind many of the stranger features of Honmyr, from its lunatics like Faynoc and Burkmont to its more dangerous unique Pokemon to the existence of Pokemonolis (the Pokemon city), the power of Rage of its many applications and, you guessed it, the "Offlands."

Rezonark exists on a different plane of existence much like Giratina which Jeanette calls the Rezonscape. A large project of hers is to access this plane through a portal she's created herself which isn't meeting much success. It's probably for the best. One could only imagine what kind of fucked up shit one would find in a space ruled over by a Pokemon referred to as the Mad God.

[Dracorion]

Harliette has oficially surpassed Charlotte on the crazy bitch-o-meter.

You just gonna lay down and take it?

"True, but I kind of wonder why he offered to pay for our residence?" Shizuka wondered aloud. "We certainly have the funds to buy and set up operations just about anywhere."

Okay, now you're just screwing with me.

How is Pierce supposed to know the Kimonos have money?

How do they even have money?

Shizuka: *Walks into the exchange house carrying a five-ton chest over one shoulder* "Excuse me, I'd like to trade in this chest of golden coins cursed by the legendary Demon Godking Grbnck that cause an extremely itchy rash to sprout on the nether regions of whoever touches the coins, and it'll never go away and scratching it causes it to secrete extremely foul-smelling pus."
Attendant: "Sure thing ma'am. Here's 17,457,654,678,567 Pokedollars."

Yeah, no, I ain't buying it.

Plus, then this whole thing I was going to do with Pierce struggling for money is cheapened to hell and back.

And I'm only being half-sarcastic this time. I am displeased.

On a different topic, does Rezonark have anything to do with the Ruins of Resonance?

[Bard The 5th LW]

You just gonna lay down and take it?

I don't know what I can do to top that. Charlotte's never threatened to cap a bitch for talking.

edit: atleast not when that bitch was on her side

[Dracorion]

Come on, Bard! You gotta reputation to uphold!

How can you let some punk NPC bitch who's only going to be used in like four missions, tops, over the course of the RP get the best of you?

You gonna let someone with pink hair steal your title? You can't really fall any lower.

Now, you're going to march in there and sick your dogs on the first person to try to help you out.

[Menarker]

You could slap the offending person around a few times or something. Harliette was basically pulling out a high level verbal bluff (I hope). Pointing a gun yes, but nothing much else.
Charlotte on the other hand could be a bit more physically aggressive if you wanted to top that. If you don't want to do lasting damage (too extreme for a minor issue) you could have Charlotte do something like push them in the mud and make them wallow in humiliation as you put the heel of her boot on their neck.

Even better, you could do it without a reason. Harliette was trying to make Lola see reason and accept responsibility for her actions.
Charlotte could do it for increasingly minor transgression. :3

But why am I telling you these things. Or rather, why I'm the one telling?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Well I was admittedly downplaying Charlotte's cruelty but Harliette has forced my hand. Charlotte will embark down the road of dangerous psycho once more.

But I think she was totally gonna pull that trigger.

[Dracorion]

Oh yeah, she was definitely going to cap Renny's sweetheart.

And imagine, if she had, what a wonderful world we would be living in.

But yeah, Bard, if you want Charlotte to be a psycho and a good guy at the same time, you could do it by having her interrogate a bad guy.

Unfortunately they won't survive the interrogation.

[Astral Harmony]

I'm sorry. I'll go ahead and fix the conversation a bit.

And there we go.

So just how broke are you going to make Pierce out to be? I'll kinda feel bad about all this if Irene drives down the road one evening and sees Pierce in drag turning out tricks at a bus stop for a cheeseburger.

I mean, I'd laugh my ass off first, but then I'd feel bad...and then I'd just probably start laughing all over again.

It's ridiculous, you know? Charlotte's just window shopping around the city and there's Pierce wearing a slutty dress and too much makeup, asking this corporate douchebag if he wants a Cleveland Steamer or something.

[Menarker]

Considering the sort of apartment he lives in now (sizable enough for his pokemon to be out of the pokeballs), if he's having money trouble, I'd think it's because his upkeep almost equal the earnings that he makes at work. So basically, after buying the dojo, Pierce has very little wiggle room for "personal expenses" unless he intends to go short on food or utilities.

That's just my guess though.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Charlotte's dogs are about as low maintenance as a bunch of dogs would be, but I can see a Metagross, Kingdra, Adamanitar, etc. being a bit more hectic to take care of.

[Dracorion]

I'm sorry. I'll go ahead and fix the conversation a bit.

And there we go.

Better, thanks.

So just how broke are you going to make Pierce out to be? I'll kinda feel bad about all this if Irene drives down the road one evening and sees Pierce in drag turning out tricks at a bus stop for a cheeseburger.

I mean, I'd laugh my ass off first, but then I'd feel bad...and then I'd just probably start laughing all over again.

It's ridiculous, you know? Charlotte's just window shopping around the city and there's Pierce wearing a slutty dress and too much makeup, asking this corporate douchebag if he wants a Cleveland Steamer or something.

Yeah, no.

It's more or less like Menarker and Bard said. His pokemon are pretty high-maintenance, so Pierce is going to need to take up a part-time job.

I wonder who's hiring?

[Astral Harmony]

Make up your own if y'feel like it.

We can even have fun with it.

Pierce: "So all I gotta do is leap out of the cake in my underwear and dance around for a couple hours and make several hundred? That doesn't sound hard at all."
Catherine: "Yeah, it's super easy work. Just a bachelorette party for a friend of mine. Anyways, whenever you're ready, just strip down and get into the cake."
*Pierce gets ready and enters the cake, and later that day, at PATCA HQ...*
Milsha: "I wonder where Pierce has gotten off to? This is his birthday party and he isn't even around."
Shannon: "Maybe he's off with some easy woman. Anyways, I'm getting kinda of tired of us waiting for him. Let's go ahead and start having some of this huge cake that was delivered."
Jeanette: "It certainly is a strange birthday cake. It's bigger than a wedding cake, and there's no birthday candles on it. I can't even tell how old Pierce is now."
Pierce: "Those voices sound awfully familiar...oh, well."
Catherine: "That cake looks awfully familiar...oh, well."

...

Well, it would certainly trounce Menarker's drunken "I slept with four women at the same time" announcement.

But if you're really looking for suggestions, you could always get hired at the hotel Milsha/Renny/Lola are staying at now. Pamilla is a fan of Pierce, too.

[Dracorion]

... Hired to do what, exactly?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Does it have a bar? Pierce might be like a hired bar thug or something.

[Menarker]

*A big PATCA party is being held at the bar in the hotel where Pierce is working for the night...*
Pierce: "Sorry squirt, but you can't enter this bar."
Renny: "But I live here! And this is a PATCA related party! I fight warlike conditions on a semi-regular basis. Hell, I make stronger wine myself! What's a few month short?"
Pierce: "I feel for you, but a paycheck is a paycheck."


Of course, the entirely opposite situation is also potentially hilarious where Renny is brought (kidnapped) with the rest of the group to a joint he's not exactly age appropriate for.

Although, I'd rather Pierce didn't work at the same place Renny lives, given Renny is trying to keep a low profile on where he is actually living.

[Astral Harmony]

Honestly, if Pierce is that interested in Jeanette and Darcelle, he could easily just get a job at Ricewood Masterworks. Might even learn him some stuff. Between Elizabeth, Violet and Jeanette herself, I highly doubt he'd get rejected.

[Dracorion]

That's a good option. But the end result I'm hoping for is for Pierce to get a job he actually likes and not just grunt work.

He's going to have to put up with more than enough shitty, terrible jobs before he finds a good one.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Renny should really take a "Stranger Danger" course.

[Menarker]

Oddly enough, this sort of situation would probably be seen as normal if Renny was an adult, considering she did him a favor (almost akin to saving his life), they are in the same group and all that and she's pretty obvious with her flirting.

Renny does make it look like a horrible situation due to his naviety and underage status though.

[DanteFalcon]

Oh man. I want to see Liz trying to invite Matt so much.

[Dracorion]

Maybe she would if Matt had more personality than a wooden board.

just kiddin dante ilu

[DanteFalcon]

Merely going off what she said when she said that she wanted to invite every member of the watchmen.

I know Drac. Totally homo.

[Menarker]

Hehe, Liz would have had much better luck if she was not so intent on scoring on the same day she met Renny. Now her pushiness has definately alerted him.

You know the frog put in the boiling pot jumps right out. The one put in a pot that is gradually heated up gets cooked. >_>

That said, Renny WAS feeling a good deal of physical attraction. It's not like he was unaffected by her attempts.

It's like Liz thinks Renny is a stereotypical horny teenager deep down.

[Dracorion]

It looks like you think you've outmaneuvered Liz.

That's adorable.

Just count yourself lucky Liz physically can't blow him and drive the car at the same time.

Does Renny have his license yet?

[Astral Harmony]

No post tonight. I'm going to try and get a few other things set up and then I have several errands.

I'm also calling an end to the intermission by next weekend. We'll have Pierce's party late this week on into the weekend, then the new combat system will be explained mid-next week.

[Dracorion]

Cool.

After the events I've got going on right now, I only have four or five more events with NPCs that I want to do before the party.

Three or four of them should be short, and I can promise four won't have a lot of content-per-post for you to write. The one that will is Pierce interrogating Irene about everything, but I don't expect that one to take a lot of posts to finish.

[Menarker]

Does Renny have his license yet?

Not yet. So far he had been doing pretty well with Togekiss as his overland transportation.

Although he'll probably apply for a license in a not so distant future since without one he can't really accommodate his friends or any large loads, especially to unfamiliar places where he can't teleport.

And please don't cue the "too short to reach the pedals jokes". It's overdone as it is. ^^;

[Dracorion]

Renny's first car will be a fancy new clown car.

It's the only one that can fit him.

[Menarker]

Except instead of clowns, Renny will stuff it full of sexy bitches. =P

(Not really, but it's what I'd do if I had a functional and fancy clown car.)

[Bard The 5th LW]

That one summer I worked at a summer camp, we all would stuff ourselves in this one dude's car to get back to the staff cabins because our station was the farthest away. It was hectic. Gave me a greater appreciation for clowns.

[Astral Harmony]

I think a good time for Pierce to spar with Chizuru is when he gets a job at the dojo he just bought for them.

[Menarker]

Writing a post now.

I'm assuming that Renny has access to the details of the mission (including the part of it being Rachel's birthday) since it is being planned in advance and it's hardly a big secret with all the girls knowing about it in advance.

[Astral Harmony]

I'll post tonight. I got addicted to Catherine (the game, not the NPC).

And then I got really pissed off by how difficult it is. Seriously, I'm playing Normal and some of the block setups are just impossible to manipulate, not to mention the giant bitch with the fork trying to kabob my ass.

Pierce's party will start during this next post.

[Dracorion]

... Welp, I should probably get around to setting that up then.

Is it supposed to be a multi-day event, by the way?

[Astral Harmony]

Yeah, 'cause I sure as hell am not gonna sit in front of my computer all afternoon just to try and get all desired dialogue done in one real life day. And I don't think you guys would wanna do that, either, since there are times when you don't automatically think of everything you'd like to do right at the start.

I'll most likely have the party extend all the way to late next-week if the party itself hasn't died down by then.

[Dracorion]

I meant if it was going to take multiple days in-game.

I wouldn't put it past Liz to start the party the day before Pierce's birthday and have it run through the next couple of days.

[Astral Harmony]

I...guess it could? I can't see (m)any people staying for an entire night, let alone multiple days.

Post done. It feels incomplete, but my brain is too cooked to do more right now.

[Dracorion]

Nah, I was just asking how long you wanted the party to be.

By the way, are there a couple of girls you would like to volunteer to be Sophia's backup singers for her performance later on in the evening?

EDIT: Is Irene supposed to be the Watchmen's therapist? The one everyone goes to with their troubles?

Renny: "I... I can't think of any troubles."
Irene: "Go away."
Harliette: "So I almost killed my sister."
Irene: "Kiss and make up."
Whitney: "I'm in love with a guy I can't have."
Irene: "Tie a rope around him and see if you can't have him then."
Calisto: "Is it okay to fuck an innocent little Pokemon?"
Irene: "Get help from a licensed professional."
Lola: "Is it okay to have sex with a minor?"
Irene: "Get help from a licensed professional."
Burkmont: "I rape women to cope with my crippling insecurity."
Irene: *Stabs him in the neck*

[Astral Harmony]

Well, there's this special little reason that Harliette thinks she can talk to Irene about it, and it has everything to do with that pendant Irene has.

[Dracorion]

Are they in cahoots together?

Is Irene her real mother?!

Which reminds me, Harliette and Lola have different mothers, right? But they both have pink hair. This most likely means that they got it from their father.

I find that amusing.

[Astral Harmony]

Nah, just a cult thing.

[Dracorion]

Hey hey now whoa.

Pierce didn't sign up to bang any Satan worshippers.

[Astral Harmony]

No Satan worshippers here. Irene's head can only turn 270 degrees, not the full 360. That's a huge difference.

[Menarker]

Took me a long time to make the post (Didn't help I got interrupted several times).

I can't help think that despite being as nice a guy as one can generally expect someone to be, Renny is causing half the troubles that require therapy (especially with Pierce's omake).

[Dracorion]

That's because Renny's player is an evil bastard.

[Menarker]

A skillful one at that if I can make my character put that many people in therapy just out of kindness. :3

Unless for some reason I try to make an evil character and yet make other people deliriously happy in the process... Then that would be some weird bullshit situation.

[Astral Harmony]

Actually, to answer your previous question, Lola and Harliette have different fathers. Their memories of their mother are based on different experiences. Lola can only remember her mother as a kind, encouraging soul. Harliette knows her to be a cheating whore who tried to kill Harliette to get revenge for Harliette revealing her cheating to Lola's father.

Lola's father tries to be especially nice to Harliette whenever he gets a rare opportunity to interact with her, something that actually does nothing but piss Harliette off. I tell ya, nothin' can please that girl.

Well, nothing but Mouse, murder, and more booze.

[Menarker]

http://www.nuklearforums.com/showpost.php?p=1030927&postcount=27

Yeah, interesting stuff. Should probably get Renny to ask Lola about her family. See if that gets anywhere at all. (In fact, I'm editting it in)

Seems like Lola's father was involved in inventing the pokebrid process judging from the fact he was part of a conference for it.

Of course, one of the million dollar questions is "who is Harliette's father". (Burkmont was one of the guesses the last time this line of discussion came up.)

[Bard The 5th LW]

The moment Charlotte gets wind of this destiny shit, she is going to go so wildcard you wouldn't believe.

e:

Irene: Impact is fated to take over the world and kill many!

*BANG*

Impact: WHAT THE FUCK! THAT WAS MY FUCKING LEG!

Charlotte: Dammit I need to get better aim.

[Dracorion]

I approve.

Also, if Harliette didn't know that Irene was in the same cult as her, that means she went to Irene only because she was District Chief.

Which means Irene really is the Watchmen's therapist.

[Astral Harmony]

I plan to shred a lot of fat as far as missions are concerned. I'll delegate a lot of Ruin Generals and other bosses to optional bosses in optional dungeons (in other words, you won't have to fight them to get to the end of the RP). I'm hoping to have only about eight non-sidequest missions in total. Otherwise, we'll never get to the sequel.

[Menarker]

Eh!? That's surprising!

Will we still get levels for those optional dungeons though? We'd still be developing upon entering the "Disc Two" material (as opposed to likely having reached level 15 before then)

This would change a lot of things I was planning for my character (including when he confesses to Lola) since I figured level 8 possibly would be the most critical point for Renny. (He gets slayer level and a Signature Technique at the same time that could essentially be considered Renny's Desperation Attack / Limit Break)


@Bard: Charlotte's only angry she wasn't named the fated one that would kill many. :3

[Astral Harmony]

Well, we've still got five missions ahead of us, three sidequests, and the one PvP arena sidequest (since you guys'll be left in charge of when it happens, I just took it out of the original mission lineup, although you'll still rank up from it).

That's...fourteen missions in all. That just seems like so damn many, doesn't it? I feel like Impact should actually try to take over the world every intermission and fail spectacularly until between Missions 7 and 8.

[Menarker]

Deleted and reposted to let you guys know I edited my post a fair chunk.

Gotta leave for work now though.


AB, don't know if you missed it or you just had Lola ignore/not hear it, but Renny asked Lola a question regarding her family in my previous post.

[Astral Harmony]

There. Edited. Grumpypants.

[Dracorion]

Okay, I gotta ask. What's an EvoWeapon?

[Menarker]

I don't know myself, but I'd think they are weapons empowered by the energies of an evolution stone similar to an evolite (likely using the same principle). Yet from the look of AB's post, instead of merely outputting the energy of the stone as a pokemon technique, an Evoweapon also passes the energy through the user for boosts of some sort.

Of course, don't take my word for it, this is not something AB and I ever discussed for updates or anything like that.


EDIT: Why do I get the feeling that Charlotte or Impact might have a hankering to join the Black Page Society?

[Bard The 5th LW]

Charlotte doesn't need a religion as an excuse for murder. She does it because she is an evil and angry person who gets a kick out of ending lives, hurting people, and getting paid for it. She also likes calm walks on a sunny day and a good game of poker. Not like she's been hiding it.

[Menarker]

I'm pretty sure that Irene and Jeanette (Not directly stated but seems a likely guess since she is directly involved with trying to unlock the Rezonscape) aren't murdering people left and right despite being in the cult.

I'd think of the Black Page Society as some sort of "Exotic Weapon Club" and learning how to weaponize your darker and chaotic emotions. So, instead of Charlotte feeling angry as hell and getting a ordinary gun or a pokemon, she gets a weapon or technique that is fueled by her own... aw shit, I should shut up...

[Bard The 5th LW]

no please go on

[Astral Harmony]

UmbralGuide is getting done tonight. Post, tomorrow night if not tonight as well. I might as well extend the Pierce's Party event until everyone's spoken to everyone they want to.

EvoWeapons are the answer to Geminex's...ahem, opinion on how Pokemon are more effective than Slayers because of abilities a Slayer cannot possibly have.

By using Evolution stones and Evolite just like creating Evoliths, one could create a weapon that can do things like summon sandstorms and grant the power to fly and breathe underwater, among many other factors. Basically, they're kickass tools that bridge the gap between human and Pokemon.

All but one EvoWeapon (and you know which one that is) is in the closely supervised jurisdiction of the Recycled City, though that won't always remain so and it's imaginable that some of our cherished Engineers can start powering up you Slayers in some impressive ways.

The Black Page Society is actually kind of like Irene's personal strike force. She needs things done that she couldn't possibly ask PATCA for. She hasn't really "activated" them yet (and this is most likely the only time you'll even hear about them since Irene doesn't need them to do anything during the course of this RP) which would explain why some of the members don't even know Irene founded it. She's still gotta lotta prep work to handle on her end first.

[Dracorion]

You know.

Liz would wet herself for a chance to touch an EvoWeapon. Or, more likely, do anyone for that chance.