[truth] Every Jason Statham movie is a movie that should have starred Nicholas Cage

[Seil]

Because come on, Fifth. Come on. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JYJ7c9p-fI)

Also, because of The Transporter.

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Now imagine Nicholas Cage acting that scene out.

Remember Crank, what where Jason Statham sexes his girlfriend in front of a bus full of asian schoolgirls? BAM! Nicholas Cage. Remember in Cellular where whatsisface Evans something is being chased by Statham? Nic Cage would've been rad.

I mean, really:

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[Seil]

For that matter, Keanu Reeves. Everything is better when you add The Cage:

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[Osterbaum]

I'm sorry, but this is even less true than the other thread.

[stefan]

For everyone who was wondering what exactly the "Seil thread" tag was meant to imply, this thread juxtaposed against Fifth's should really clear the picture up for you.