requesting name change for user Smarty McBarrelpants

[Fifthfiend]

to new name:

Professor Smarmiarty

[Bells]

and Fifithfiend to Fifthschlock?

Fiftholmison ?

Sherlockiend?

[A Zarkin' Frood]

I think Barrel Hating Sycophant is better. (e: In case that wasn't clear, I mean for Fifth, not for Smarty)

Also, isn't it time for my namechange again? It's been a week since the last one? Maybe two? May I suggest to deviate from the dick theme and go for something cuntish for once?

[Aldurin]

Fifthschlock

This or Fifthschlong. Make it happen.

[Bells]

Fifthschlong.

Why did that made me imagine a Jewish Sherlock Holmes?

[MSperoni]

Also, isn't it time for my namechange again?

I suggest "Rocky Cock Dickverse of the Penifinity*"

(*It's Penis + Infinity)

[Satan's Onion]

... May I suggest to deviate from the dick theme and go for something cuntish for once?

"Labian, Lord Cunnyson of Kent"*

*that is a Chaucer joke, lawl

[Bells]

just go with Seymour Butts and be done with it

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Man I go to bed with a namechange request in the banks, I wake up my name is still the same.
You disappoint me NPF

[Bells]

There were logistic problems... there is a Power Meeting today after Brunch, right before the Dick Jokes referendum assembly were we plan to sort this one out.

[Mr.Bookworm]

Requesting namechange for SMB to "Shercock Holmes" and for Fifthfiend to "Professor Molestriarty".

[synkr0nized]

You are all terrible.
e: well the OP suggestion isn't too bad.

Anyway I am tired of the dick jokes and the name change requests made on others' behalf, so closing.

[synkr0nized]

to new name:

Professor Smarmiarty

Also this is a thing that is happening now. Gotta try out these new admin muscles.

Smarty, I can always alter it again, at least until I lose said abilities. Just give a holler.