"Jumanji" or "FUCK YEAH, JUMANJI!"

[Seil]

When you were a kid, there were all sorts of great movies; Small Soldiers (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwIt5wagRsg), Masterminds (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpWi8dRYZFU), Home Alone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CK2Btk6Ybm0), and Hook (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxnR9e7M8Vw), and Labyrinth (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT_xpFZe20A), and Who Framed Roger Rabbit (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WT_xpFZe20A), Gremlins (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h24CFZqSEAA), Ghostbusters (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cyRqR56aCKc) and Willow (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYZep4G0U5s).

But what video had magic board games? FUCKING JUMANJI!

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It's got man eating plants and giant bugs and rain indoors...

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...And Robin Williams back when he wasn't a bear!

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Remember? Remember the awesome? If Michael Bay spent less time ruining Teenaged Mutant Ninja Turtles, we could get a kickass Jumanji remakle that kids today so desperately need:

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You could watch Zathura, or Zarathustra or whatever, but that's for lame people who like lame things like lameness.

[Seil]

And you better believe that shit came with a tie-in. (http://boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/1751/jumanji)

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Jumanji was just glorified snakes and ladders. Zathura took skill and was the superior game.

[Seil]

I've learned years ago to pretty much reverse whatever Smarty said about a piece of media and that's the correct opinion.

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And at least Zathura didn't have Kristen Stewart trying to act.

[Aldurin]

I found it hard to take Zathura seriously for having the smallest cast of any movie ever.

[stefan]

I have never seen the Andy Warhol classic, Taylor Mead's Ass.

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[Flarecobra]

I found it hard to take Zathura seriously for having the smallest cast of any movie ever.

I personally can't take either movie seriously.

[stefan]

I personally can't take either movie seriously.

Taylor Mead's Ass is a masterpiece of avant garde cinema, you uncultured swine.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

No its not. Andy Warhol's films are all shitterrible and I've sat through fucking Empire.

[stefan]

I've learned years ago to pretty much reverse whatever Smarty said about a piece of media and that's the correct opinion.

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[Seil]

Barrel Hating Sycophant (http://nuklearforums.com/member.php?u=15332) is a Contrarian (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Contrarian).

Or, if you perfer a different spin, he's a hipster.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

I fucking dare you to go watch Taylor Mead's Ass. Go watch it then you tell me who the contrarian is here.
Cause it shitting hell ain't me.

[Fifthfiend]

Smarmand White, repr'sentin'.

[stefan]

Smarmand White, repr'sentin'.

its not his fault that he's too much of a plebian to adequately plumb the deep, existential depths of Taylor Mead's Ass.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

It's a 70 minute shot of a girls ass. Like what the fuck dudes.

[stefan]

a girls ass

oh, have I got news for you.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Well I'm sorry I'm not an expert at distinguishing between male and female asses. You gotta admit its a pretty supple ass though.

[The SSB Intern]

Wait so that ass movie from Idiocracy was an actual thing?

[Jagos]

Count on Smarty to tell all the whippersnappers to get off his lawn.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Man fuck andy warhol movies. We are now talking about Lars Von Trier.
How amazing was Dogville? Amazing or double amazing?

[CABAL49]

Jumanji was such a great movie. You guys who disagree are dumb.

[Osterbaum]

Jumanji was total aces. And so was Cluedo btw.

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