A "Twilight is over" party!

[Bells]

Now now... c'mon. Don't rage.

Yes, Breaking down part 2 is upon us, and i gladly skipped all the movies, but sadly have read the books... it's one of these ... things that happen y'know? I Mean, i've seen a lot of bad movies that make cash but don't come back, that looking at Twilight's 5 movies... it's a bit baffling. I Mean, even fans admit that it's mostly crap... i "guilty pleasure" if you believe in such a thing. Much like Moulin Rouge! Or Transformers! Or Battleship!

...so many guilty pleasures...

But, no. For me the highlight of a Twilight movie is the reviews. Not the written ones, but the video ones that some internet reviews do. Not just for big shot websites, but also from the Youtube and such crowd. Shit be entertaining!

So, how long has it been? A larger part of a decade now? Yikes...

One that that kinda bugged me about this is that for a time i felt that Twilight was a "thing" mostly cause you don't see that many movies that cater to a female audience nowadays... i mean, aside from heavy drama and romantic comedies... or romantic dramas... on the very least of all basis twilight is a different perception of that. Even if it's terrible.

It is also a decent time to be single since i don't have to be dragged into a movie screening of this. WOOT! In your face love and companionship!!

So, yeah... Twilight is over. Now we just have to wait for the 3D re-releases and then 50 shades of grey...

[Bum Bill Bee]

Ah yes, I've already celebrated by whipping out a quick cheap little comic that made fun of all the different vampires from around the world. And Bella's suckiness extending into drawing talent.

[Bells]

i love how Bella's superpower is Remembering the past

[phil_]

Twilight is not over, Bells. Twilight is beginning; it has come again. This is the first evening of a dark time, which we have known before, where Twilight is a thing we have to acknowledge as existing. Possibly, this is the last time, and at the end of this final trial we will be rid of the yearly November vampire movie. But we have to go through it once more to reach the end.

Then we can party. First, I gotta deal with loitering teenagers and old ladies who expect me to be impressed that they "read the books."

[Professor Smarmiarty]

When the sun sets, I become Kristen Stewart.

[Aldurin]

When the sun sets, I become Kristen Stewart.

I thought that was when you become sober.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

I'm just wondering if he keeps the beard when he transforms.

[Bells]

did you knew you can google "Kristen Stewart with a beard"?

http://i45.tinypic.com/15doutj.jpg

[Bells]

Like i said... the reviews are the best

Bennett The Sage (http://benthesage.com/reviews/ss/sage-special-breaking-dawn-part-ii-vlog/)
Jeremy Jahns (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w3i-QmgqGq0&feature=g-high-u)
Movie Bob (http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/escape-to-the-movies/6525-Twilight-Breaking-Dawn-Part-Two)

i'm still waiting for Bum Reviews and Cinema Snob and Spoony... please, please... share more.

[Magus]

When is the reboot?

[rpgdemon]

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[Bells]

Spoony and Bard Jones together! (http://spoonyexperiment.com/)

If you like 1 hours long spoilery reviews, this is it!!

Man, my friend is literally begging me to go see this with him tomorrow for a week now... i just might! Thanks to these reviews!!!

[Bells]

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[phil_]

If you like 1 hours long spoilery reviews, this is it!!How can it take an hour to spoil this movie? They stare at each other in a house, then they stare at each other on a lake, then they fight, then they stare at each other in the woods. That's the whole movie.

[Bells]

How can it take an hour to spoil this movie? They stare at each other in a house, then they stare at each other on a lake, then they fight, then they stare at each other in the woods. That's the whole movie.

My apologies, the review is actually 3 hours...

...i'm totally serious, spoony does that. And its still fucking Hilarious.