Heat is the best movie

[Magus]

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Don't even fucking disagree. You know it, I know it. Everybody knows it.


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No. NO. Bad. You were thinking about disagreeing. You really need to rethink that shit right now.


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Jesus. Jesus H. Christ. You are really going to seriously fucking do this? This is seriously going to fucking happen right now. Unbelievable. Un-fucking-believable.


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Look at me. Look at me. Look me in the eyes you piece of shit. Yeah, that's right. You're not going to fucking disagree. I didn't think so.


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I thought so. Look, you've made me very happy. Don't I look happy? This is my happy face.


We're very happy. Both of us, very happy. Right, Vincent? Aren't we happy?


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[Marc v4.0]

That's not how you spell Trading Places.

Nor is any of that about Dan Aykroyd or Eddie Murphy being bros and pulling plots on rich old fuckers.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Nicholas Cage would crash a plane full of convicts into both of these losers.

[Magus]

That's not how you spell Trading Places.

Nor is any of that about Dan Aykroyd or Eddie Murphy being bros and pulling plots on rich old fuckers.

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Look at the balls on this motherfucker.

[Magus]

Nicholas Cage would crash a plane full of convicts into both of these losers.

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[Flarecobra]

Never heard of this movie.

[synkr0nized]

Never heard of this movie.

That's too bad, really. Go watch it.

Nicholas Cage would crash a plane full of convicts into both of these losers.

Oh my, people outside of the Homestuck universe genuinely think Con Air is a good movie?

e: My intent is not to derail this thread into a pointless argument over opinions over movies. No matter how often that movie has been on, I've never once sat through it and thought it was very good. So, if it's regarded as more than a fun action/popcorn flick, that would be surprising to me.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

What's wrong with Con-Air. It got the Cage in magnificient form, John Malkovitch on fuckloads of drugs, a ridiculous plot that never takes itself seriously, has some fantastic lines and running plots and is just good times all round. It's not actually the best movie ever made (that's Rocky 4 obviously) but I just watched it again yesterday.
I've made you a list of the best movies:
1) Rocky 4
2) Predator 2
3) El Topo
4) Stalker
5) Con Air
6) Masters of the Universe

[Seil]

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[Seil]

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[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

I remember watching Heat once when I was younger. I was barely following the plot and I'm not sure why I stuck with it at all and I still can't remember what actually happened in the film, but near the end I was rewarded with a truly superb running gunfight scene, which I guess makes it all ok.

Also;

What's wrong with Con-Air. It got the Cage in magnificient form, John Malkovitch on fuckloads of drugs, a ridiculous plot that never takes itself seriously, has some fantastic lines and running plots and is just good times all round. It's not actually the best movie ever made (that's Rocky 4 obviously) but I just watched it again yesterday.
I've made you a list of the best movies:
1) Rocky 4
2) Predator 2
3) El Topo
4) Stalker
5) Con Air
6) Masters of the Universe

I never thought me and Smarty would agree on anything, least of all films. Good call. Of course, we all know that really, Aliens and Terminator 2 are the 2 best films.

[Krylo]

What's wrong with Con-Air. It got the Cage in magnificient form, John Malkovitch on fuckloads of drugs, a ridiculous plot that never takes itself seriously, has some fantastic lines and running plots and is just good times all round. It's not actually the best movie ever made (that's Rocky 4 obviously) but I just watched it again yesterday.
I've made you a list of the best movies:
1) Rocky 4
2) Predator 2
3) El Topo
4) Stalker
5) Con Air
6) Masters of the Universe
The fact that Masters of the Universe is behind five other movies entirely invalidates this post, and all your future opinions.

[Magus]

Never heard of this movie.

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You need to get with the program. Immediately.

[Magus]

What's wrong with Con-Air. It got the Cage in magnificient form, John Malkovitch on fuckloads of drugs, a ridiculous plot that never takes itself seriously, has some fantastic lines and running plots and is just good times all round. It's not actually the best movie ever made (that's Rocky 4 obviously) but I just watched it again yesterday.
I've made you a list of the best movies:
1) Rocky 4
2) Predator 2
3) El Topo
4) Stalker
5) Con Air
6) Masters of the Universe


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I'm talking to an empty computer. There's a dead man on the other end of this internet.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

The fact that Masters of the Universe is behind five other movies entirely invalidates this post, and all your future opinions.

While it scores highly in two of my three key metrics: Dolph Lundgren shirtlessness factor and Synthesiser beats meter (bonus points for the latter being a critical plot point) it has a distressing lack of montages.

Also Predator 2 is the greatest sequel because it took a terrible first movie, kept the good bits, removed the terrible bits and left a great film- which is how all sequels should work.