Let's review movies we haven't seen

[Professor Smarmiarty]

Les Miserables- Because the last 75 movies missed the central theme of Les Mis, Hugh Jackman in a beard.

[Magus]

Lincoln -- The culminating scene where Lincoln beats Booth over the head with the bowling pin in revenge for Booth burning his face with a hot knife was amazing.

[Professor Smarmiarty]

The black gestapo- A black man in the gestapo must constantly hide his true identity through a constant parade of cunning shenanigans and tomfoolery.