Choose your weapon!

[Magic E-Mail Chicken]

I was in a very long RP feestyle battle and everyone seemed to be using thier avatar, their name, or both to decide on their attacks.
Example: a Black mage avatar person used mostly black magic like attacks.

So then, whats your weapon?

Note:This is in the case of freestyle avatar battles.

I came up with Internet Magic. I basicly just put ff spells into a name of some internet thing. Here is the only example i want to give out. The HYPERLINK spell is like a WARP or EXIT spell.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

My weapon would be one or two things:

1: My own body as a Wrestler

or

2: Having the Power of Wind.

(Avatar = the Hurricane!

[BassDouken]

I think mine is pretty dang obvious.

[Stover]

Mine would be my hat. (Think Oddjob)

[GatoFiero]

My weapon is my ability to link people to terrifying internet content. Heh, my ultimate attack is a redirect to a pagesave of goatse.

I can also make other's monitor flash with seizure causing images and send unstoppable replicating popups that either declare you an idiot or that your viewing some...unsavory content.

But, if we’re talking about things we don’t have and/or can’t do. Then I would say that my weapon is, well, *points to his sig*

[Dante]

I would cute everybody else to death with my avatar.

[IHateMakingNames]

I would cute everybody else to death with my avatar.

Don't make me pull out my kittens...

[Stover]

My kittens will beat up your kittens.

With cuteness.

[Dante]

Don't make me pull out my kittens...

Bah, your kittens are weak and will be destroyed by the power of Rin!

[Dragonsbane]

My natural good looks and adorable features :rolleyes:

oh, you were being serious?

in that case....Magic, especially Black Magic.

btw, Magic E-Mail Chicken............the ultimate Internet Magic spell is Blue Screen of Death, developed by the evil Computermancer known as Bill of the Gates, or Darth Bill. A terrifying creature of immense power, he enslaved all of the world's computers using a weapon called "Windows". Just thought you might like to know;)

[Dante]

But wait! Across the horizon, riding a white horse and wearing shining armor... it's Linux!

[Stover]

A penguin with a red hat is riding a horse? How does that work?

[Forever Zero]

It's a rather small horse...

[Dante]

A wizard did it.

[Stover]

And a rather skilled penguin.

[Dragonsbane]

All of those, and extremely light armor!

[Forever Zero]

There you go, three good explenations for how the penguin did it!

If I use my avatar, my fighting skill would be weilding a massive, ornate scythe as a melee weapon, and a long list of magical powers, including the ability to reduce the very universe to nothing as an attack...

If I use my internet persona, my powers are limitless...

[Dragonsbane]

I thought there were four explanations?

heh, I can reduce the multiverse to nothing...........though the question is, why would we want to blow up the places we live in?

[Dante]

Ah, I'll just trot out the Death Star 2.

[Forever Zero]

You edited in your explenation after I made my post...

And what does the Death Star 2 have to do with anything?

[Dante]

Nothing beyond the fact that it is cool.

[Dragonsbane]

and I own it!!!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! !!!!

*casts Animate Object on the Death Star 2*

[Forever Zero]

Puh, that's child's play. I cast...

http://img66.photobucket.com/albums/v200/ForeverZeroFinal/Deus_ex_Machina.jpg

After I cast it, a group of fighter's convieniently bust through all defenses, fly down a narrow construction passage, and blow up the core, destroying the Death Star 2...

[Dante]

I am not going to start another Arena thread.

[Dragonsbane]

no........this is a completed version of Death Star 2, and that isn't Deus ex Machina, that is Zeus!

[Dante]

My god, DB, do you have a brain or did you trade it in for a shiny marble? Deus ex machina - god from the machine, IE plot device. Zeus is a god, he is used as a plot device, now get your facts straight before I start flaming someone.

[Dragonsbane]

hey, it was a REALLY shiny marble! And Akbar said it was magical!


(this is fun:D)

[IHateMakingNames]

What exactly is the point of this thread? Roleplaying wise, it has no purpose at all.

[Dante]

Just boycott the damn thing.

[Forever Zero]

If we take the thread seriously (Which we aren't) then the thread is supposed to make us develop our Avatar into a viable character with powers that would apply to them...

[Dragonsbane]

*stupidity potion wears off* what have I been saying? What's happening? Where did all my money go?

[Dante]

I think you should ask that shiny marble over there...

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Correction. Due to a new Avatar, all my weapons become Firearms, and I gain Matrix-like Powers.

[Royalspork]

SAAM if you as much as mention anderbond I will have to kill you.

[IHateMakingNames]

All roleplays which reduce to spam WILL be deleted. I don't care which roleplay it is or who is playing within it, spam will not be tolerated.

Unless Magic Chicken comes on and makes some sort of purpose for this thread in the Roleplaying Forum, I would stop posting and spamming.

That, or this should be moved out of the Roleplaying Forum since it has no purpose here (General would probably be the place for this).

[slightly aboveaverage man]

...

I never noticed it was in Roleplaying...

Why is it here anyway?

[Death Dealer]

Well, considering my Avatar, my power would be INVUNERABILITY and ya know, an ass load of Half-Vampire super powers....man, my avatar rocks.

[GatoFiero]

...Alucard isn't a half vampire.

[Magic E-Mail Chicken]

Ok, if you want purpose, here it is. FZ hit the nail on the head when he posted about developing your avatar into a character with powers, and many RP threads revolve around character creation. So, think of this a a character creation thread for any freestyle, godmoddy battle threads.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

But Godmoding battles are strictly forbidden by this forum.

[Forever Zero]

I think he means if they were theoretically allowed.

[IHateMakingNames]

This thread is yet to have a purpose beyond "Make up a character for no reason since there is no RP involved with this."

[RaiRai]

Indeed so. I was going to let this thread expand a little to see if it had purpose, but most of this has just been spam. Roleplaying here generally isn't worked out by avatar user names. In fact, most good roleplaying is from unique characters and individuals. If you guys wanted some place to spam your asses off, mentioned threads are things such like Go-Gaia. There, ALL roleplays are accepted. Here, god-moding is not.

Sorry, but I'm closing this. PM if you have a problem.