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Shyria Dracnoir
06-16-2013, 04:23 PM
Attention NPF,

This thread is an open letter from the Edward Wood, Jr. To Good Taste Cinema Foundation. Over the years, we've prided ourselves on our ability to provide you, the public, with a diverse range of entertainment options ranging from "camp" to "godawful" and all the way up to "turducken of stupid" levels of quality. We believe that the best way to appreciate cinema is to understand that, no matter what direction the industry takes, there is, has been, and will always be something worse. Often is the case that the only purpose a film can serve is as a warning to others, and promoting a wider awareness of these pitfalls is just as crucial as pointing out examples of film-making done right.

To that end, we need your help. Although the Foundation has amassed an arguably impressive collection of films over the years, it is by no means comprehensive. Therefore, if you have a film that you feel would be a good fit for the Foundation and that is not already in the archives to your knowledge, let us know. We accept films from most historical periods and national origins, though we do request that foreign submissions provide options for English-speaking viewers (either through subtitles or dubbing). Additionally, providing a source where the submitted film can be acquired, whether through an official release or otherwise, while not required, would greatly help Foundation staff. In addition to full-length films, we are also accepting short film and serial television suggestions, with the same provisos.

Once your submission is complete, post it in the comments below. Foundation staff will periodically review suggestions and, where needed, post information on recent acquisitions to gauge interest in future events. While the Foundation's standards for acceptable films are admittedly low, we would prefer to avoid screening films that are genuinely offensive to general taste without sufficient warning to possible viewers. It is an unfortunate truth that many of these films were made in an unenlightened age or by unenlightened individuals.

We thank you for your continued support and hope that with your help, the Foundation can continue its work for some time to come.

-S. Dracnoir, Chairperson of the Edward Wood, Jr. To Good Taste Cinema Foundation

I can be a windbag at times, can't I?

Flarecobra
06-16-2013, 05:39 PM
Would anything on this list work? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_films_considered_the_worst)

Intern Nin
06-16-2013, 10:38 PM
If Tv Tropes is to be believed, Ahnold used to make his kids watch Hercules In New York (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0065832/) as punishment for when they misbehaved.

Oh and if the foundation accepts Tokusatu series, might I suggest (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0126175/) these (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0165588/) timeless (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108978/) classics (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115674/)? (And if you're feeling particularly masochistic, Ninja Turtles: The Next Mutation is available on Netflix Instant Watch. It literally hurts my soul to watch that series.)

Shyria Dracnoir
06-30-2013, 11:17 PM
So, you guys will recall how I mentioned that a lot of films I run into toe a fine line between crack and genuine offense? I felt like I should ask about this one before anyone stubbed their toes on that line.

Osombie (2012)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v359/antestreia2/Filmes2/OZombie/osombie.jpg

The story follows Dusty, a yoga instructor from Colorado, who is on a desperate rescue mission to save her crazy brother Derek, a conspiracy theorist who is convinced Osama bin Laden is still alive, despite having been buried at sea. In Afghanistan, Dusty falls in with a team of NATO special forces on a secret assignment. Turns out Derek is not so crazy after all, and that Osama has returned from his watery grave and is making an army of zombie terrorists. When the group crashes headlong into the growing zombie apocalypse, Dusty and the troops must find and destroy the root of the zombie insurgency before it infests the rest of the world.

So, yea or nay?

Flarecobra
06-30-2013, 11:18 PM
I'll pass. It was annoying enough trying to take him out once.

akaSM
07-01-2013, 02:41 AM
The other day, I saw a movie where robo-Hitler got an UFO and came out of a Nazi base under Antarctica. With other nice things like semi-zombie Nazis and whatnot.

The movie was so amusingly bad I watched it with my mom XD. I cannot remember the name though.