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Sithdarth
06-08-2004, 12:46 PM
A random search turned this up http://www.mutedfaith.com/quiz/vq.htm. I took it and came up as a Super Villain that angers easly and likes to blow things up.

Lost in Time
06-08-2004, 01:04 PM
I am the spiteful villain, I tend to blame other people on my actions, weather or not they make sence. Yeah, makes sence.

behemoth
06-08-2004, 01:11 PM
I've always wanted to set small animals ablaze and let them loose in various places, hopefully causing small fires which eventually turn into huge ones that engulf the entire area while I watch and laugh, all the while listening to the tortured screams of the people and animals within.

Vicious
06-08-2004, 01:12 PM
Geeze, it's been a while since I've been to that site. Anyway, if I remember right, I was the Super Villian.. The other quizzes are pretty amusing, as well. Take them all!

Forever Zero
06-08-2004, 01:45 PM
I am a...

http://www.mutedfaith.com/images/sv.jpg

That's very true... There are few problems that can't be solved with massive explosions!

Jack of Spades
06-08-2004, 02:09 PM
I am the EVIL GENIOUS!!

I am the best kind of evil...Lector, Moriarty...yes my plan is already begining to take effect.

BMHadoken
06-08-2004, 02:11 PM
I think I'm a Stalker...probably because all the 'really evil' answers were just stupid to me...

Toastburner B
06-08-2004, 02:24 PM
Yes...I am an evil genious as well.

Bombshell
06-08-2004, 02:29 PM
Evil will consume everyone you can't hide from evil it will destroy. Muhahahahahahaha!

NachoManLance
06-08-2004, 03:18 PM
I came up as a stalker. Meh, go figure...

*creeps behind an unsuspecting n00b*

Royalspork
06-08-2004, 03:45 PM
I got all the ones figured out but I got double agent first
spoiler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the first is despondent villan

2nd is evil genius

3rd spitful villan

4th super villan

5th stalker

6th sneaky villan

7th is professional villan

8th is speudo-villan

9th double agent

MP37a
06-08-2004, 04:00 PM
I'm an evil genius. I expected this of course. Because that's all I did when I was little was make up plans on how to take over theworld or blow it up. Didn't make a difference to me :)

Martyr
06-08-2004, 04:54 PM
I got spiteful villain, but it doesn't describe me very well. I usually take care of myself, in fact, I'm almost completely "not spiteful" in every way.

I changed some things and got Super Villain, but I don't think that applies to me either. So I guess this quiz doesn't work on me.

GatoFiero
06-08-2004, 05:11 PM
http://www.mutedfaith.com/images/pv.jpg

Krylo
06-08-2004, 05:46 PM
I'm a super villain/evil genius. Depending on if I'm in a violent mood or not. Guess that means I'm an evil genius who blows people up instead of lowering them into a pit of sharks...

Bombshell
06-08-2004, 05:56 PM
Darkness is better with thief skills and sword skills! I like stealing.

videogamerz2000
06-08-2004, 06:09 PM
I am the Sneaky Villan. Although I'm very surprised at that.

MasterOfMagic
06-09-2004, 12:13 AM
I'm the Super Villian. I could beleive that on a bad day, otherwise, I don't know...

EDIT: After looking through all of the possible outcomes, I think that the Double Agent is better for me, maybe with a little Pseudo-Villian mixed in. :D

Dragonsbane
06-09-2004, 02:09 AM
Evil Genius/Super Villain...........on the 8-bit personality test I would always get either a male version of EPS, or Black Mage, so I wasn't too surprised.

Why is Lexx Luthor a Super Villain? He's brilliant, resourceful, and bereft of superpowers...a bit like a less-successful, evil version of Batman. Either way, textbook Evil Genius.

pfcq
06-09-2004, 08:34 AM
Humm me a super villain? Well...I do like blowing stuff up...and hell alot of people DO hate me...sweet, world domination here I come.

slightly aboveaverage man
06-09-2004, 08:48 AM
Super villain! Plus I'm Irish, so if you go against me I won't get angry, I'll just blow up your car.

Dragonsbane
06-09-2004, 08:59 AM
nah, you should get roaring drunk and go into a badass rage in which you not only kill them and blow up their car, but also wipe out their entire family and the city they live in. Then, when you sober up, you don't remember exactly what you did, just how frickin' cool you looked doing it.

Martyr
06-09-2004, 10:00 AM
Super villain! Plus I'm Irish, so if you go against me I won't get angry, I'll just blow up your car.

I'll frame you for the murder of half your employees (Or mine, whiehcever dies first), and the sexual harrassment of a rubber duck.
Then I'll blow up MY car and walk home!

And guess what? I'm Irish too! (I had a "Biatch!" at the end of that line, but I'm scratching it in favor of trying to be less insulting on the forums.)

Seriously, I can't get anything other than super or spieful without cheating...

cellar_door
06-09-2004, 10:16 AM
evil genius over here

Osterbaum
06-09-2004, 10:20 AM
I came as 'Double Agent'. And...we never had this conversation...

Stover
06-09-2004, 11:16 AM
I'm the Despondant Villian. Exceptional Loner sounds sorta right, I suppose.

Edit: Unless I blow up my car (which is the option I meant to select anyway). In that case, I'm an Evil Genius. However, I think the Despondant one was more accurate. Eh.

GatoFiero
06-09-2004, 11:37 AM
And guess what? I'm Irish too! (I had a "Biatch!" at the end of that line, but I'm scratching it in favor of trying to be less insulting on the forums.)

I laughed so hard when i read that. That's like walking up and telling someone, "Hi, since I’m trying not to insult people today, i will not call you a $#@ing $%@ hole with a #@$%@ and a $%@$%^@!#& dog with the $@$%@# of a $%@!#$. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice, because it's very hard to resist."

behemoth
06-09-2004, 12:00 PM
I am a supervillain
http://www.mutedfaith.com/images/sv.jpg

Dac
06-09-2004, 10:51 PM
they gave me spiteful villain..could you believe this they WILL pay for this ...

Thaumaturge
06-10-2004, 05:45 AM
It would seem that I'm an Evil Genius...

Yes...

And now, I shall conquer the world!!!!! On, my army of robot minions!!! I shall rule the world!!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

er... did I just say that out loud? :D

Ah well, another day, another plan to take over the world

Bombshell
06-10-2004, 06:26 AM
I'm an evil thief.

Illuminatus
06-10-2004, 09:36 AM
Evil genius baby. Watch, foolish hero. There's nothing you can do now.

behemoth
06-10-2004, 09:58 AM
I laughed so hard when i read that. That's like walking up and telling someone, "Hi, since I’m trying not to insult people today, i will not call you a $#@ing $%@ hole with a #@$%@ and a $%@$%^@!#& dog with the $@$%@# of a $%@!#$. I hope you appreciate my sacrifice, because it's very hard to resist."
...
You are an idiot. I'm going to launch flaming squirrels at you now. *Loads up a bunch of squirrels on a trebuchet and preps it for long range* Ready? *sets squirrels on fire* Aim! *adjusts trebuchet* FIRE! *Fires load of flaming squirrels, each of them landing on your place of residence, starting small fires on the roof and inside, as they break through the glass, setting most of your furniture and porn ablaze on impact*
oh yeah... can you give my squirrels back now?

Lord Hisstor
06-10-2004, 10:32 AM
...is my name too obvious ?

Dragonsbane
06-10-2004, 02:27 PM
I will take over the world, blow up large portions of it, and then conquer the rest of the multiverse.

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!

SquirrelWizard
06-10-2004, 08:45 PM
Evile Genius!

"Screw the world! Lets just scrap it for the next prototype!"

Daer-San
06-11-2004, 01:25 AM
Im Spiteful villain, intresting...

Osterbaum
06-11-2004, 03:32 AM
Evil genius baby. Watch, foolish hero. There's nothing you can do now.

Thats what they all say...Unlike us Double Agents we are the ones that do the most damage! Again, you did not read anything! I did not post here...

Melfice
06-11-2004, 04:33 AM
Evil genius baby. Watch, foolish hero. There's nothing you can do now.

Anybody else see Dr. Evil infront of him when he read that?

Oh, yeah. I'm a sneaky villain. Or something, took it yesterday.

Dragonsbane
06-11-2004, 08:27 AM
are ninjas sneaky villains, I wonder?

Illuminatus
06-12-2004, 08:11 PM
Anybody else see Dr. Evil infront of him when he read that?

/pinkyfingerinmouth

Jack of Spades
06-12-2004, 08:49 PM
I will take over the world, blow up large portions of it, and then conquer the rest of the multiverse.
Why blow up portions of the world? It's much easier to rule people when they aren't hiding in caves. Just destory all weapons except your own so nobody can rise against you.

A multiverse can never be completly conquered. Since a universe cantinually expands before retracting in on itself and then expanding again to create a new universe. Also a multiverse contains and infinate number of universes in itself. With the continual rebirth of old universes and the death of new ones you would never be able to have them all under control at the same time...you'd need a partner...me to be precise as I have already killed any competition I would have.

Stabbitty Death
06-12-2004, 11:40 PM
I'm an evil genius, which I think suites me very well. The only problem is that I don't have a very good evil laugh, which is crucial for every succesfull evil geniuses.

EDIT: I took the test again and got super villain. I gues I'm a super genius.

Funka Genocide
06-13-2004, 05:01 AM
I fall neatly into the supervillain category, I believe thats in line with my super-ego, wait, that means something else, anyways, when I blows you up, you stays blowed up if ya know whats good for ya!

Melfice
06-13-2004, 01:23 PM
http://www.mutedfaith.com/images/dv.jpg

This is what I got the second time...

Dr. Evil! My joke turned against me...

AndyBloodredMage
06-13-2004, 02:09 PM
http://www.mutedfaith.com/images/ev.jpg
*cackle cackle*

Dragonsbane
06-13-2004, 03:14 PM
Why blow up portions of the world? It's much easier to rule people when they aren't hiding in caves. Just destory all weapons except your own so nobody can rise against you.

A multiverse can never be completly conquered. Since a universe cantinually expands before retracting in on itself and then expanding again to create a new universe. Also a multiverse contains and infinate number of universes in itself. With the continual rebirth of old universes and the death of new ones you would never be able to have them all under control at the same time...you'd need a partner...me to be precise as I have already killed any competition I would have.

I will find a partner, a female as evil as I am...you don't qualify there, I think.

reality_deviant
06-15-2004, 09:30 AM
Double agent is fairly accurate...I'd say I'm only evil about half the time.

I have nothing to lose by revealing this information as you will all be neuralized in three....two...Hey! Where did I put my sungla-*flash*

Dragonsbane
06-15-2004, 10:22 AM
and THAT is why we evil geniuses win every time......the old "sabotaged neuralyzer" trick is a favorite of my kind:p

Wintermute
06-15-2004, 01:22 PM
I got evil genius. we rule. we're the best kind of villain, always the hardest to beat.

Dragonsbane
06-15-2004, 01:48 PM
We shall pwn all others!

Jack of Spades
06-15-2004, 04:13 PM
I will find a partner, a female as evil as I am...you don't qualify there, I think.


Women make terrible business partners when it cmes to world conquest. They always fall for the hero. Think how many times Bond would have died if his enemy was a girl. Sure sometimes they tried to kill him...but after they rolled around a bit they'd tell him every military secret the bad guy ever had.

Maybe all us evil geniuses should form a circle of death and think of plans to get rid of heroes that'd try and stop us...you know plans that don't suck.
For example
Don't: Slowly lower the hero into a vat of acid while you make preparationms to fire your lazer.
Do: Shoot the hero in the head and burn his body. Then go prepare the lazer.

Dragonsbane
06-15-2004, 04:50 PM
good idea, but I was thinking that the female partner would be MY woman, if you take my meaning......no, wait, Bond has the magic ability to steal any female he wants. I could put a mind-control device into her brain.....

your idea is pretty good though.

reality_deviant
06-15-2004, 06:46 PM
Because mind control is LIKE true love, right?

Jerk-face. ;)

This is reminding me of the big "If I Ever Become an Evil Overlord" list that's been growing steadily in dark corners of the 'net for years now.

Dragonsbane
06-15-2004, 07:53 PM
hey, that's where I got the idea from!

I am NOT a jerk-face! Take it back!:p

Ooh! Where is this list?

Foamy
06-15-2004, 08:01 PM
if i wer to be an evil villian, i would invent microsoft and slowly take over the world corporation by corpoation. wait...damn it's already been done!

froofmyster
06-15-2004, 08:42 PM
Evil Genius, yo! I'm just like Hannibal!

Dragonsbane
06-15-2004, 09:43 PM
BMG, that was already done....an evil warlord known only as "Darth Bill" created gates into the Abyss, thus he was nicknamed "Darth Bill of the Gates". He then infected millions of computers all over the world with these gates, called "Windows", allowing demons to infest the newly-created plane known as "Cyberspace". These demons were horrible creatures, such as "Pop-ups", "Viruses", "Telemarketers". Darth Bill controlled them all with his fearsome and increadibly deadly spell....the Blue Screen of Death!

This was one of the most evil plots ever created by a mortal, and theories about Darth Bills orgin are many and varied. If he is a demon, then he is more powerful than even Orcus and Demogorgon, and if he is a mortal.....then he is the most powerful wizard of all time.

Royalspork
06-15-2004, 09:49 PM
wait since when was telemarketers darth bill's creation

Dragonsbane
06-15-2004, 10:13 PM
remember who controlled the MSN Matrix?

Omega
06-15-2004, 11:16 PM
i am the PROFESSIONAL VILLIAN! the best of them all i got the lackys the smarts and the millions of dollars and what not I AM the carrer villian hehehhe i shall out live you all!

Dragonsbane
06-15-2004, 11:21 PM
right........you know that beverage you just ingested? Let's just say you aren't going to outlive anyone here *grins evilly*

Mashirosen
06-16-2004, 12:50 AM
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