Blatant Lies 2.0

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Because the first time this was relaunched wasn't a trainwreck ::V:

Rules are simple:

1) Make up a baseless lie or unfounded rumor about the poster above you

2) Don't go too mean-spirited, aim for cheap shots, or otherwise punch downwards. This is meant to be fun.

[Doc ock rokc]

All of Shira's guns are golden...except her Aussies which are gilded

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc cannot, in fact, remember the Alamo

[Bells]

Shyria can.... 'cause she was there.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bells just claims time is meaningless in his dimension to justify showing up late for work

[Doc ock rokc]

Bells just claims time is meaningless in his dimension to justify showing up late for work

Shyra claims that her fights with her "grand-pappy Akatosh" is the reason why she is always late to work.

[rpgdemon]

Doc isn't actually a doctor, nor does he have octopus legs. The only part about his name that is, in fact, correct is that he still does not know the proper spellings of the words "Rock" and "Roc".

[Shyria Dracnoir]

rpgdemon's core gameplay is really an open-world hack and slash, but Square Enix only put the RPG bits in the marketing.

[Bells]

Did you guys know that Shyria is lactose intolerant? That's the reason why flunked one of her classes on dragon school... she was doing her final test on the ''village raiding'' class and decided to get the cows first to scare the locals...


...oops!

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Bells' dining habits are far more civilized than his avatar suggests

[Intern Nin]

Shyria has a severe gold allergy.

[rpgdemon]

Nin actually got promoted to a full-time position three years ago.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

rpgdemon may not be a taco, but that doesn't rule out him being any other popular Mexican dish

[Bard The 5th LW]

One time Shyria ate a whole watermelon in one sitting and didn't even care.

[rpgdemon]

Bard has some oddities in his perception of size between dragons and watermelons, apparently.

[Bard The 5th LW]

rpgdemon thinks that because he played Final Fantasy once he's officially a devil worshipper.

[Overcast]

Bard has never actually played a Bard in any role playing games.

[rpgdemon]

Overcast is actually just partially cloudy.

[Bells]

How could you do that to that Parrot rpgdemon? HOW COULD YOU THOUGH?

I mean, c'mon... with a metal spoon!!?

[Intern Nin]

Bells only has the bellsprout evolution line in his team, which is why he never made it past the seventh kanto gym.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Nin may have the body of a weak and frail turtle, but he has the heart and stomach of a KING!

[Overcast]

Shyria has all of those things as well, in her stomach.

[Intern Nin]

And Overcast is inside the stomach with us, smelling up the place. Cuz of the pomade. In his pompadour. Which is way outta fashion.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Intern Nin is banned from the states of Iowa, Kansas, Vermont, and the city of Buenos Aires all for the same reason.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard once sang so loud he broke glass... with his teeth...as they were flying from his mouth.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc does not actually think bow ties are cool

[Loyal]

Shy's owed me twenty bucks for over three years, but every time I bring it up she keeps telling me she can't find it buried within her treasure hoard. I can think of at least three reasons that makes no sense, but nobody ever said a dragon was a GOOD liar.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Loyal's just going to blow that twenty dollars on his compulsive sudoku habit

[Intern Nin]

Shyria's just bitter because they don't print sudoku puzzles nor make pens big enough for colossal-sized reptiles.

[Bells]

Intern Nin on the other hand think's he is being smooth... which is a blatant lie

/namedrop #wat

[rpgdemon]

Bells, on the first hand again, thinks that he is being a criminal.

Are you okay Annie? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4)

[Shyria Dracnoir]

rpgdemon needs to check their "I told you so" privilege

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria has explored all the galaxies the universe has to offer and still hasn't found a place to call home.

[Intern Nin]

Bard frequents a nearby asian super market because of the hard to find foodstuffs they have and the jumbo projection television in the food court. But sometimes he glances at the amphibious livestock held in the tanks in the butcher's section which leads to an afternoon of mournful weeping.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Intern_Nin is a Facebook friend to all children

[Doc ock rokc]

Shy has been arrested for being a friend to all children in public

[Shyria Dracnoir]

That Doc exists is a theory well supported by scientific observation, but that doesn't stop the creationists from bitching

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shy is secretly a government spy working for the Salamander Empire. Plotting to strike a decisive blow against the Dragon Tribes in the X-games with their rad tricks.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Kyanbu gained the title "The Legend" because of this one really, really epic fart that happened during an assembly.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

While K-Re$ha may not wake up every day feeling like P-Diddy, they do brush their teeth with Jack.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Shyria can't actually flip people off because she's actually the kind of dragon who lacks arms.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Bard is actually the 7th Burning Ranger.

[Intern Nin]

As long as there is courage in Kyanbu's heart, there will always be Birdmen to fight alongside him.

[Fenris]

This is especially relevant to Intern Nin, as he has a debilitating allergy to Birdmen.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

Fenris, of course, is aware of this due to his (Former) job of chasing them away. It was a miracle Intern Nin survived that week.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

K-Re$ha isn't as happy about Nin's survival as you might think.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria was already putting their back up plan into motion.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Kyanbu fought the Manticore and won. No one saw him do it but thats okay with him because he doesnt like to brag much anyways.

[Doc ock rokc]

Bard on the other hand Braged about how he killed the manticore with his pinkie toe nail and some subatomic explosion while Kyanbu cried in a corner.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

All while Doc fled in terror.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc only ran because Kyanbu took the best hidin' corner

[Doc ock rokc]

Its only out of professonal curtusy that the manticore didn't kill shyra

[Fenris]

Doc is drunkposting again.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Fenris only communicates in drunkposts

[Intern Nin]

Shy-shy t-t-took a hol goddem mashter's courshe in that Drunkenese langooige n' is fluent! Soooo that's ... yeah. Funny poin' made. Gonna lie ona floor watch ta room spin.

[Doc ock rokc]

Nin, You live in a clock tower, Every room spins!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc was surprised that Nin didn't know that.

[Intern Nin]

Doc and Kyanbu need to get the heck out of my house of gears and hypnotic, storm creating music!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Nin was unaware that he was really inside Dracula's Castle.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu totally didn't kill the games thread again

[Doc ock rokc]

Shyria doesn't know the old lost art of thread-Necromancy! WHY WOULD YOU GET THAT IDEA!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Little did Shyria know, it was really Doc who revived the thread with his time powers.

[Intern Nin]

Unbeknownst to Kyanbu, the forum was being monitored by the Time Police's Counter Deadite Division and the thread's resurrection via temporal incongruance just set off all of the alarms.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Intern Nin pronounced every exact syllable exactly right

[Bard The 5th LW]

One time Shyria kicked a soccer-ball so hard it got stuck on the roof and they couldnt get it down for 3 days.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Bard Bench presses planets every Wednesday at Fitness Universe.

[Nique]

Kyanbyu hangs out with NBA Superstar LeBron James every night!

...Am I doing it right?

[Intern Nin]

Nique is the only one doing it right.

[Bard The 5th LW]

Intern Nin isn't even an eagle at all.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

He's actually Bard dressed as an eagle.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu is more a series of unconfirmed reports than a true legend

[Doc ock rokc]

Shyra has to file all these reports

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Doc is in charge of guarding said reports.

[Doc ock rokc]

Doc is in charge of guarding said reports.

Kyanbu is incharge of the managing of the guarding of said reports

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc is the head of the Department of Redundancy Department, located in the Superfluous Galaxy

[rpgdemon]

Shyria is head of their sister department, the Redundancy Department of Redundancy.

[Doc ock rokc]

Rpgdemon is actually an rpgangel in disguise

[Intern Nin]

Doc is actually Peter Parker's mind in Doctor Octopus' body.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Nin is responsible for swapping Peter's mind with Dr. Octopus's.

[rpgdemon]

Kyanbu totally didn't kill the games thread again

;)

[Nique]

rpgdemon - not actually a demon

[Doc ock rokc]

(AND WE LIVE AGAIN! (https://youtu.be/jRVRYb98brQ?t=38s))
Nique is thought to be a trickster god in disguise...

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Doc recently got a job in the food service industry.

He's the reason Blue Bell ice cream had to do a total product recall.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria once defeated a Phoenix on monster isle.

[rpgdemon]

Kyanbu killed the thread.

[BB]

RPG once caught a fish this big!

[Kyanbu The Legend]

BB is secretly Beast Boy from Teen Titans.

[Shyria Dracnoir]

Kyanbu did not shoot the sheriff or the deputy, but he did hit the seargant on duty with his car

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Shyria is telling the truth on that one.

[rpgdemon]

This game is still active.

[The Artist Formerly Known as Hawk]

This entire sub forum is still active.

[Fenris]

krIus0i9xn8

[shiney]

Fenris' input is valued.

[Nikose Tyris]

Shiney is a sexy bachelor.

[Kyanbu The Legend]

Nikose is really my true self.

[rpgdemon]

Everyone in this forum is actually an alt of Kyanbu.

Everyone except you.

[Bard The 5th LW]

RPG still has total "I told you so" privileges.

[rpgdemon]

This is the outcome that Bard expected.

[shiney]

rpg didn't kill the thread

[tacticslion]

This is totally the last post here.

(Did... did I do it, right?)