Role Playing story disscution thead 2

[Bombshell]

Here post on this now not on the other 'cause there's already 102 posts on the other. Enjoy.
edit:Jaguar you have too much PMs clean it out so some people can PM you.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

*bump* For future reference, this is the second discussion thread.

I'm out

Peace.

[Dragonsbane]

Jaguar has too much PMS? *snicker*

well.......I suppose it is that time of month....

What!? I'm just kidding!

[secretskull]

Saam you are forgeting me and bombshell are also in the party with Tamona, Talos etc just wanted you to know so include us to

[Dragonsbane]

no, you aren't going to the city of the Avariel.......you'd stick out WAY too much.

[videogamerz2000]

Would you guys mind if me and the ogre dude met up with you guys? We are racing about the countryside randomly, so we have to find SOME sort of plot twist.....

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Talos, Jericho, Tamona and Delmenon are going to the Avariel city, they need to keep their numbers low as to not be noticed. SS, I was hoping that you and Bombshell would be able to meet up with Scott (VG2000) and the Ogre in order to bring them into the storyline, then go on a sidequest, and have the whole group reunite after both objectives were completed. You were omitted out of necessity, not anything personal; it just kind of formed that way. (personally, I think that bringing Tamona along is still a bit of a stretch.)

[Dragonsbane]

Talos wouldn't go without Tamona, and in a city built on a big metal disk.....I'd say that her magnetic powers will be fairly useful.

[secretskull]

vidiogamerz i am about to meet you check my last post your supposed to see us now ok

[Jaguar]

Talos is sort of starting to hate Delmenon because he doesn't like his and Tamona's relationship. I was thinking about possessing an Avariel and grossing you out when you got to the gate.

[Dragonsbane]

you have any idea how hard it is to gross out a barbarian? Consider some of the stuff they eat! Besides, Tamona would just smack Talos with her mace......the drow are a matriarchal society, remember? She's a female, and in her opinion a male relative wouldn't be someone to choose whether or not she can do this sort of thing.

Delmenon would just get mad if you keep killing Avariel, since Gwaethir might get suspicious.

[Jaguar]

I'm aware of that. Talos has his Shadow power, enabling him to dodge any attack Tamona might possibly try to hit him with. Tamona, on the other hand, has the power of Magnetism, which could make the whole city implode. Also, keep in mind that Delmenon is also male, and additionally, not even Drow.

[Dragonsbane]

but he isn't disagreeing with Tamona, is he? Besides, she knows that he comes from a different culture, and might get offended if she began bossing him around.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I thought we were supposed to be saving the Avariel, not making them spontaniously explode.

and she giggled through the gag once he finished tying it on.....
She made a face at him, winked, then smiled as best as she could with the gag on as he tied it more tightly....

How romantic.

[Dragonsbane]

Yes, no more killing the people we are trying to save, even if our sisters are flirting with our friends! And SAAM, I stand by my earlier comment about barbarians....

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Yes but anyone who read that one post without reading the rest of the thread could start to think it's some type of Stag erotica thread.

...

Mmm, Stag Erotica... :D

[Dragonsbane]

excuse me whilst I go laugh myself into a coma...

[Jaguar]

DB, you pulled the words right out of my mouth.

[Dragonsbane]

now......what's Stag erotica, again?

[Jaguar]

It means that it's material that shouldn't be where it is.

[Dragonsbane]

Ah, that explains a lot...

[slightly aboveaverage man]

My mistake, got the terms mixed up...

I meant Snuff-erotica.

And don't ask me how I know about this, or something bad will happen to ya.

Just ask DB.

:D

[Dragonsbane]

yes, I was told what it is.......and it's scary, very very scary.......*shudders*

[slightly aboveaverage man]

HUSH! don't make me send Susan after you!

[Dragonsbane]

enough, I'm done being scared now.....and I don't want to have to pay for therapy!

[videogamerz2000]

To all whom this concerns or cares:
I'm putting in my resignation with this RP, as seeing how my appearances on the forums are more rare than Micheal Jackson being normal. Just forget about my character and go on to do something more eventful. Adieu!

[Dragonsbane]

dammit, I remember when TD used to post all the time...

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Sorry to see ya go TD. If you want, I could take over your character, find some way for his storyline to make sense, and then have him occasionally join in on the group.

and DB, I believe it's mainly because he said he got a job. Work=time. TD - time= no RP. thus Work=sucks.

[Dragonsbane]

Therefore, I would rather have a job that doesn't involve doing much work.

[Bombshell]

Oh yeah I forgot to say the RP might end at chap. 12 or 13 is that ok with everyone?

[slightly aboveaverage man]

No problem, I just wonder if we are ever going to get to chapter 13. she's going a little slow.

[Bombshell]

I know if it goes slow but it makes progress I might end it at chap. 7 or 8.

[Dragonsbane]

12 or 13 makes more sense.....we have MUCH more left to do!

[Bombshell]

Ya but it's goning slow so as long as we post when were online we should be fine.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Ooc: What is the Throne room made of? the Ceiling specifically?

[Dragonsbane]

the ceiling is a crystal skylight, magically hardened to be as strong as Adamantium. The floor is metal, and I'm not sure about the walls.....a mixture of mortar and crystal, I guess...

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Thank you. I always like to know the area I am fighting in so that I may know what I can and cannot do... and so basically the Ceiling is Diamond. Hardest substance on earth. (Other than my SAAW when I got a chubby) :D :cool: :eek: :p

Also, Jericho wasn't totally taking over the control of the air in there or anything, he was merely offsetting some of Gwaethir's control. Think of it as an "Island of good in a sea of evil." kind of thing. A little bubble at Jericho's control.

[Dragonsbane]

Thank you. I always like to know the area I am fighting in so that I may know what I can and cannot do... and so basically the Ceiling is Diamond. Hardest substance on earth. (Other than my SAAW when I got a chubby) :D :cool: :eek: :p

Also, Jericho wasn't totally taking over the control of the air in there or anything, he was merely offsetting some of Gwaethir's control. Think of it as an "Island of good in a sea of evil." kind of thing. A little bubble at Jericho's control.

for mentioning your SAAW, you should be smacked.....with a spiked mace....

anyway, the air in the throne room is alive, and semi-sentient. It's actually a powerful Air Elemental that is bound to serve the royal family. It was saddened by the king killing his own daughter, and also by Gwaethir becoming evil and taking the throne. It wants its people (the Avariel) to be free....so if you can communicate with it.....*hint hint*

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Bombshell, I would like to make a special request.

Your inner diologues between "Ziff" and Lance are extremely confusing, but not because of anything intentional on your part, but it is the lack of description. We have no Idea who is talking.

May I suggest that you put a little extra detail into your diologue posts?

take for example your last post, which do you think is easier to read:

ORIGINAL VERSION:
"I sense this turning into a war. A war of good against evil. I've been waiting and it is time." "Or is it time Lance?" "What? You again. I told you get out of my head." "This time I'm not in your head Lance... I'm here." "What impossible!" "Or is it Lance? " "No stop speaking. You're dead. You couldn't of survived that. And besides only me and my master know that you're dead. So how can you be here." "Start the war Lance but end it with the good winning." "I'll start the war. I will end it for which ever side I want to win."

MODIFIED VERSION:
"I sense this turning into a war. A war of good against evil." Lance brooded to himself as he walked through the corridors. "I've been waiting and it is time."

"Or is it time Lance?" A voice echoed from within his own mind.

"What? You again. I told you get out of my head." Lance shouted harshly into the darkness.

"This time I'm not in your head Lance... I'm here." Ziff called from an unknown location.

"What impossible!" Lance cried, a hint of old fear in his voice.

"Or is it Lance? " Ziffs mocking voice continued.

"No stop speaking. You're dead. You couldn't of survived that." Lance called desperatelly into the darkness. "And besides only me and my master know that you're dead. So how can you be here?"

"Start the war Lance but end it with the good winning." Ziffs voice replied, ignoring the question.

Rage welled up within the Pyromancers form, he swore into the darkness vowing, "I'll start the war. I will end it for which ever side I want to win!"
See the difference?

[Bombshell]

Holy Crap!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I mean no dissrespect, I just think that a little attention to detail would make the RP run a lot smoother, and provide more oportunity for the others to join in on your adventure. If Gwaethir is defeated and we cannot understand what is going on on your side, we would be most likely to move on in a different direction.

[Ganurath]

Is there any possibility I could get filled in on the time period of this RP so I can make a character to join?

[Bombshell]

Sure... but I have to log off now.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Got to go to work. If Bombshell or Dragonsbane do not post it, I will post the recap tomorrow.

[Dragonsbane]

Holy crap! SAAM just turned the confused Gollum-Smeagol talk into something resembling sensible schizophrenia! It's like the clouds have parted, and I can see the world around me clearly for the first time since the RP began!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

*Cracks Knuckles* Well, I don't mean to brag but...

It's 2:00 AM right now, I just got back from work, and I'm Fugging tired. I'll post the recap sometime around 1:00 PM tomorrow.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Okay, Muktar (our head guard!) This is what we need from you.

name:
race:
age:
weapon:
description:
element:
alignment:

Here is a brief re-cap of the events and back-story. You will have to look through the previous chapters and the other's character sheets if you want more.

The basic idea is that hundreds of years ago (fantasy level of time kind of thing), A group of Evil was formed in order to conquer and destroy the world. Each of the members of this group had the power of one of the elements of the earth. As their rein of terror spread over the land, a second group was formed.

This group was gung-ho for the greater good. They met up and vowed to defeat the Evil elementals. Each of these characters also controls and element, and in one case: two.

THE GOODS: (Based on the people who actually post now and then)

Ziff: Fire element (Bombshell)
Jericho: Wind element (Slightly Aboveaverage Man)
Scott: Lightning element (Videogamerz2000)
Delmenon: Earth & Fire (Dragonsbane)
Talos: Shadow (Jaguar)
Jack: Earth (Secretskull)

and Tamona is Talos' NPC sister, who controls Magnetism.

An addition to the Ice, Water, or Light catagories would be appreciated.

The EVILS: (we are allowed to have Two characters, a good and an evil... With the exception of Jaguar, who has 3 characters for some reason.)

Lance: Fire (Bombshell)
Tanthalas: Lightning (Jaguar)
Judas: Water (Slightly Aboveaverage Man)
Zephyrhagen (known as Ze): Ice (Jaguar)
Gwaethir: Wind (Dragonsbane)
Cho'Gond and Cho'Gore: Mind (Dementedmongoose)

An addition to the Earth, Shadow, or Magnetism catagories would be appreciated here.

So far, there seems to be a power struggle in the Evil side as to who is leading them, it is between Gwaethir and Judas. The Evils have spread throughout the land and are wreaking havoc wherever they go. A former Evil of Shadow: Talos has joined forces with the Good side in order to free his sister from the clutches of his Evil brother Tanthalas. The good side came to his aide and stormed the monestary where Tamona, the sister was being held. Tamona was released, and Tanthalas, and Ze were forced to flee from the battle.

A little while beforehand, Judas had lead the forces of evil to a cave dug within a mountain, revealing many stone pillars which posessed spirits representing each of the elements. Judas herself is actually being controlled by one of these spirits against her will, and the Spirit has total influence over her and her actions. Several of the Evils accepted these spirits, boosting their power exponentially. (The Spirit of Water was the only one that was inherantly evil).

As their next course of action, several of the Heroes decided that they would embark on a mission to free a spiecies of Winged Elves known as the Avaraels. They had been enslaved by the Gwaethir, Evil of Wind hundreds of years ago after their king killed Gwaethir's love. Jericho (who used to have a relationship with Judas before she became posessed), Delmenon, Talos, and Tamona are now inside the city of the Avarael (which floats in the air). They discovered how Gwaethir took over the city and are now confronting him within the throne room. Jack, and Scott have just shown up in the city and are fighting their way to the Citidel.

Ziff, (Who has been killed and resurected some 20 times during the course of this RP) was apparently killed again, and seems to be inhabiting the skull of his old friend Lance, the Evil of Fire. I can't tell you much about all of this, because frankly, I don't get it either.

So that's pretty much it. Make your Char and we'll find some way to insert you into the Story.

[Ganurath]

Name: Garis Sonoffalis
Race: Human
Age: 32
Weapon: A sturdy wooden staff with bronze plated tips.
Description: Male, lean, tanned, with light brown hair. Wears loose white robes bound tight at the waist, wrists, and ankles. Agile and quick in mind and body, his main physical weakness is lack of brute strength.
Element: Light
Alignment: Good

Name: Falis Sonoffelin
Race: Human
Age: 53
Weapon: A dagger in his sleeve.
Description: Male, lanky, pale, slightly graying black hair. Wears simple dark peasent's clothes under a black cloak with a hood. Evasive and frail, the asset he adds to the group is focus on the long-term goals.
Element: Shadow
Alignment: Evil

The names and ages should provide enough detail as to their connection, and their elements imply how they look toward each other. Hopefully I've made a good contribution with my coming.

[Dragonsbane]

I'd recommend changing Garis's element to light, or ice, since we already have a Hero of Shadow (Talos). Maybe he got a different element (and alignment) from his mother's side of the family?

Heh, yours are some of the least godmoddy characters we have.....good job, and welcome to the RP!

SAAM forgot a few things.......I'll bring you up to speed on them.

Delmenon and Tamona have a bit of a.....relationship........and since Talos doesn't seem to approve, he and Delmenon aren't speaking to eachother much.

Gwaethir Hurricane can be one arrogant sonofabitch, but he's powerful, driven, and has more allies than Judas. Plus, even if he loses his enslaved kingdom of Avariel (he is an Avariel himself, by the way.......go way back and find the original sign-up and evil sign-up threads to find out these details) he's still going to control an immense amount of conquered territory. There is a very slim chance under very slim circumstances of him switching sides, but it's very unlikely.

Ziff/Lance are really different sides of the same person, in my theory......sort of a Gollum/Smeagol thing (look at some of their conversations if you don't believe me!).

If things get worse, and Jericho's newly-discovered Air Elemental can't or won't stop Gwaethir, then Delmenon is about to summon a huge, ancient dragon.....a power of Earth and Fire to attack Gwaethir's palace and distract him.

A tip: look for interesting tricks for your element, it helps!

[Ganurath]

Oops, meant for him to be Light. My bad.

[Dragonsbane]

side note: I didn't know anything about those spirits........does Gwaethir have the Spirit of Air on his side? Heck, I thought he was just destroying entire cities under his own power....

[Ganurath]

Interesting tricks? You mean stuff that is plausable but aren't obvious? I can seeing blinding attacks and illusions (bent light) for Garis and fear effects and invisibility for Falis (are you scared of the dark?). So you know, neither of Falis's parents passed powers down to him, he was born with them inate (think D&D sorceror or psion). His father thought his son was a freak and tried to kill him. Obviously, it didn't work and his father was cast into supernatural darkness, hence the Shadow element. I figured an obscure reason for Falis's power would be needed since there already was an Evil Shadow.

[Dragonsbane]

I see LASERS for Garis, actually *evil grin* and healing magic, and purifying, and burning things.....the possibilities are endless!

Faris can probably do stuff similar to what Talos could do. Stuff like possessing people (until Delmenon used Purging Flames to hurt him and force him out), becoming invisible, teleporting....

let's put it this way: Gwaethir flies, can tear people apart using intensified wind, can harden air into blades inside someone's lungs, can remove air from an area around a victim (if he's feeling cruel), can speed the motion of molecules in the air to produce heat, can slow down the molecules in the air to produce cold.

You can have a LOT of powers, no matter what element you pick!

[Ganurath]

Oh. I see Falis blocking light energy from getting into people, blinding and freezing them simulataneously. As for Garis, I'm thinking something akin to Gwaethir's razor wind, but light instead. On a less violent note, there's clairvoyance.

[Dragonsbane]

Gwaethir's attack is a bit more badass than that, even though the Heroes have been able to beat it so far. He hardens the air into big blades and cuts people with them...not just a bunch of little razors.

By the way....I should have clarified this earlier, Gwaethir isn't possessed by the Spirit of Air (which became inherently evil at some point in the past), but it has been convincing him to oppress his people, and kill innocents, since he slew the Avariel king and his court.

trust me, though, a huge laser would be an awesome attack! Especially since Delmenon has recently gained a super-high-temperature energy-beam-type attack! Basically a really intense heat ray........and he knows Pyroclasm...

[Ganurath]

Let's see...
Razors Lightstorm + Laser Beam = Freakin' Huge Spear of Light

[Dragonsbane]

that works!

[Royalspork]

hey did you guys kill off my character?

I was on vacation

[slightly aboveaverage man]

No HoP we didn't, but you didn't post for a while so he kind of got lost in the sands of time if you get my drift. Most of my posts which had to do with bringing the rest of the group up to Gwaethir's city were just that: "The rest of the group."

So it is implied that you are with Jack, Scott and Cho'gond & Cho'gore fighting your way to the citadel. (Where me, DB and Jaguar are now)

Edit: and Muktar, your chars look excellent. We'll find some way of inserting them into the story.

DB, I didn't forget, but I didn't want to put every little detail in there because I once again had work in a couple hours. NOT TODAY BIATCH! I got the whole fugging day off!

[Dragonsbane]

yeah.........by the way, before you try and kill Gwaethir and take his powert, I'll give you a tip. He's the king now, the elemental can't turn against him (though you made it try, and it was a valiant effort, too!), and you can't steal his power. You notice how he keeps toying with you, seeming to be using only a fraction of his true power? He's got the Spirit of Air appearing in his mind as Xaetharra, and convincing him that the heroes want to overthrow his kingdom so they can bring back a king as corrupt as the old one. He believes you are mages that want to bring his city crashing to the ground, so the people of the "crawling races" can enslave his people and loot his city.

He was once a nice guy, so if you stop attacking him, and convince him to see the truth....then he'll try and turn the Spirit of Air away from evil. Basically, the Spirits are originally neutral, but when defeated in mental combat their alignment becomes the same as that of the person who defeated them. At some point in the past, the Spirit of Air was controlled by an evil person, so she became evil.........if Gwaethir reverts to being good, if you convince him he was wrong without constantly attacking, then he'll help you. You get what you came for, and Gwaethir will start ruling his people differently....

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Interesting, though you gave the impression that the Elemental was the source of the power in this room and that it should be the first to be turned.

[Dragonsbane]

if it questions him, he'll question himself......you notice he actually became upset? Trying to steal his power reaffirmed his paranoia, but you almost reached him. The elemental makes him incredibly strong here, but it never questioned his decisions before.....and he was very disturbed by the way it almost turned on him. Trying to turn the elemental WAS the right thing to do, but it wasn't the ONLY thing to do....you still have a way to go before he gives up.

[Royalspork]

My post was to say that the guy was taking sometime off and not with the rest of the group and he is still in this position

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I know it's not porn yet, but I am just saying that this is starting to sound like a "marital aide Video" if you catch my drift. ;) :D

[Jaguar]

No, I don't know. Please specify.

NO! Kidding. Talos is just trying to comfort her. She's naked, dammit!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Um... just to specify, are we in the room as well?

Delmenon: *Shwing!* "Giggity Giggity Giggity!"

[Jaguar]

Yes, I believe you are.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Must. Resist. urge. to ask. about. a tattoo. in an. unusual. spot!

[Dragonsbane]

One more thing, Jaguar.....Delmenon wouldn't get affected by lightning! Earth kicks ass vs. Lightning, remember? Even though his armor conducts electricity, he'd just ground himself (laugh if you want!) and let the electricity go into the metal around him until it disipated.

One more thing....Talos is starting to seem like a bit of a pervert....

[Jaguar]

Keep in mind that drow males are like slaves to drow females and will do almost anything to help them. Plus, Tanthalas would be the pervert. He stripped her naked. But he's intended to be a pervert because he's evil.

Too true, Delmenon, except that he wasn't targeting Delmenon himself. He was targeting Demenon's armor. Metal, as we all know, is subject to manipulation by electreicity.

Metal Wall + Metal Armor + Electricity= Magnets (in a way)

[Dragonsbane]

I know, which is why I smacked myself on the head and called myself a dumbass for not reading your post more closely.

side note, either Gwaethir is gonna kill Tanthalas now, or Delmenon will later.......Delmenon is pissed off, and Gwaethir doesn't like people messing with his subjects.

[Jaguar]

You left out one thing: Ze! Ze just smacked Gwaethir in the back with his morningstar!

Plus, if you killed Tanthalas, Talos would die as well. They are bound in that way.

BTW, Tanthalas is not only a pervert because he's hideously evil, but he's also criminally insane.

[Dragonsbane]

how is Ze flying? How is he penetrating the magically hardened airshield Gwaethir surrounded himself with?

[slightly aboveaverage man]

OOC: the barbarians wouldn't care.....and since when can Judas destroy hundreds of thousands of people? Wait.....if she can, then so can the other Evil (or ex-Evil) who's been enhanced by a Spirit for a long time.

I'm trying to get the point across that the armies of every race within the world are unifying under an intense threat... and the threat is so evil that their efforts are in vain. Besides, I haven't had much of a chance to really explore her power yet.

Secondly, Gwaethir's relationship with his spirit is more like a Symbiotic one. Judas' is more of a dominance of wills.

Remember, before Judas was posessed she was just an ordinary elf. The Spirit of Water which is possessing her is in fact, pure evil. Not just evil because the last person it infected (yeah, that's the right word) was evil, but It is the most intelectually advanced Spirit of all of them.

Gwaethir was being influenced. Judas is being controlled. but not by some ordinary spirit, but by the power of Water itself. This power has the ability to grant or remove any water it so desires.

Judas removed all the water from the bodies of the Army, leaving them completely mummified and turning them to dust.

[Jaguar]

They weren't in midair, from what I remember, and I also do not recall you ever putting a wind shield arund Ze.

[Dragonsbane]

actually, SAAM, that's the reason why Gwaethir was stronger than Judas earlier.....he still has access to his own, brilliant mind.....though it was clouded and deluded by the Spirit of Air. He's more dangerous now, he kept the power but is himself again. He could probably use the same trick he used on Ze to destroy an army, or just suffocate them.....ah, pointless to speculate. He was being controlled by the Air counterpart of the thing controlling Judas.

Also, it kinda goes against what we've been saying to make one whole element evil by nature. It makes more sense for them to be neutral, but something upset the balance. Thus, Judas can't be controlled by some ultimate manifestation of water, because that would make the entire element evil. And how can it be intellectually advanced when it wants power? It's an element, what would it want with power!

I said he was hovering in midair, Jaguar...and the Shield was part of his plan to stop lightning bolts.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Point 1: What the crap? I am gone for an hour and half the people in the RP die... and one of them wasn't bombshell!

Point 2: remember how Jericho is always talking about balance? In this world everything must have a balance. If there is an element that is totally evil, there must be an element that is totally good to counteract that. Give it time, I plan to have Jericho bring everything into balance at some point.

Point 3: The Water element was the first to become fully Sentient, and in some ways, Omnicient. (Like how Judas seems to know what is going on everywhere and know everyone from 'past encounters.') The other Elements act more on animal Instinct, being maleable to their environment: like how too many Evil hosts resulted in the Spirit of Air becoming evil.

The Water element on the other hand, could think purely for itself. It Chose evil, it wasn't influenced by anything. Of course, to the Water, it seems like it is doing what it thinks is right.

[Dragonsbane]

I thought that there was a good and evil force for each element, the Heroes and the Evils? Evils is just an odd name, but Bombshell made it up WAY long ago and it kinda stuck....

I thought Judas was just being godmoddy? *looks innocent* kidding, I thought she was just well-informed, or could scry. Either way, Gwaethir was still kicking her ass when they fought, until Tanthalas interfered.....

this is confusing........and for once it isn't Smeagol and Gollum-I mean Ziff and Lance, confusing me.

[Royalspork]

kirk is a kerik on staroids 5x better but is truely a merc

[Dragonsbane]

huh? We already have an Evil of Ice!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Jericho stepped out onto a balcony of the citidel, viewing the Avariel city as the daylight waned into darkness. The celebrations still continued and would probably go on for days; this is a city that had not experienced true freedom in centuries. Much had to be caught up on. Crowds of Avariels swept through the city on both the land and the air, their jubilation causing them to forget the attrocities that had been committed by the Drow for the time being.

But Jericho's attention was not focused upon the rejoicing Avariels, but on the Winds of Change that swept through the land. Odd feelings and readings came to him from lands far away. Fear, Love, Hate, and Sadness; but one feeling rang loud above the others. Sex.

In through the winds of the east, the voices of hundreds of thousands screaming in unison rang over the drone of the celebrating Avariels. Jericho joined in, screaming,

"I WANT PUSSY!"

[Dragonsbane]

BWA-HA-HA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!.........Hee hee....*snicker*

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Jericho looks around at the shattered city...

"Anybody got any duct tape?"

Gwaethir walks in and sees his city split in half with Jericho presiding over it. He glowers at Jericho, who stares wide eyed at Gwaethir, then puts his hands out in front of him.

"I know what your thinkin'..."

[Jaguar]

God, that is so halarious I think I'm gonna have a heart attack. HEART STOPPING! CANNOT CONTINUE LIFE! *choke, gag*

Man, that's funny. You should be a professional comedian. I can picture it now..........

"Come see the insanely funny Slightly Above Average Man! He's so damn funny, you'll laugh your fuggin' ass off, and if you don't laugh your ass off, we'll give you your money back! That's how damn funny this guy is!"

[slightly aboveaverage man]

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Man, that's funny. You should be a professional comedian.

I get that alot.

[Jaguar]

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Same.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

No you wouldn't... I'd be taking the money and running while giving my characteristic "Gremlin Laugh."

[Jaguar]

*sighs in frustration* I meant I edited my my post. GOD!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I know, which is why I posted as a response to your edit.

They wouldn't be getting their money back because I would take it and run.

"Me hehehehehehehehehee!"

[Jaguar]

(sarcasm) Ha, ha, ha. (sarcasm) Then I'd start beating you with a crowbar and take all the money and toss it in a bonfire.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

...

are you really that stupid?

[Jaguar]

I dunno......................... Probably........................ Yes.

[Dragonsbane]

Gwaethir slapped Jericho upside the head, "Stop yelling 'I WANT PUSSY' at the nuns, dammit Jericho!"

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Jericho: But I want someone else who can fly!

*eyes Gwaethir*
Jericho: "What are you doing this friday?"

[Dragonsbane]

That was....frightening.....

anyway, "you're in a city full of Avariel girls! Winged women! Go out and find one that isn't a nun to say that to!"

Delmenon and Tamona have returned to their room, more [CENSORED!]'s pending!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Originally posted by=HighonPawns:
ooc-this will get heated soon

ic- "I can not allow that to happen! Yes they do abuse you! but what will you do when they are gone!?! You will hit upon yourself for years and year!"

kerik takes a step backwards and adds
"I pray that you keep them, atleast for amusment"
kerik bringss up his pike
"why do you need the elven maiden"

Okay, the second part of the post I understand, but what's the deal with the first part?

"You will hit upon yourself for years and year?"

I am confused.

[Royalspork]

the answer is waves

[slightly aboveaverage man]

... @.@

no fugging clue what you're going on about.

[Royalspork]

if you like I can take it out if you like, but it really means that you will be alone.

waves hit upon them selfs

[Jaguar]

(sarcasm) I think he's trying to make the point that Judas will be lonely and single when everybody's dead. (sarcasm)

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Well, the Element of Water is Asexual, so it really wouldn't matter.

[Royalspork]

no I mean that water will be lonly, not single, just lonly

[slightly aboveaverage man]

It's not like water invites Earth in for tea now and then.

[Royalspork]

just make a new dicution thread and post in the other thread ok