"The Fantasy Mallgoer RP" or maybe: "Akbar's RP:not a bad RP" Discussion

[Elminster_Amaur]

Ok. This is to get the opinions on the world that this RP should be in. Once you have decided, I shall make a sign-up.

[Dragonsbane]

hmmm.......can't decide.......need more input!

[Royalspork]

well any thing that has 3rd century in it I have to click

[Dragonsbane]

Q.E.D. and E. pluribus unum!

I can't resist an FF1 setting!

[Xennith]

I just read all the posts related to this specific topic, and OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!

I'd definitely be in on something like this.
The really funny thing is though, when you play D&D, this sort of stuff actually comes up y'know? I have literally had to yell at fellow players about "Don't buy that magic bow here, were only a weeks travel from the elven capital whre you could easily get it at half that price."
It's not good to mock the sort of things that you dont notice you do yourself.

That, or I'm just a miguided fool and need to shut up.
I'm going with the shut up.

[Dragonsbane]

heh, I just had suddenly imagined a female half-orc bararian shopping for dresses....damnit, I'm laughing so hard I can barely type!

[h4x.m4g3]

FF7 I can't resist that materia shopping.

[Dragonsbane]

yeah, the post-apocalyptic one wouldn't have as many items to choose from.....but Materia always confused me...

[h4x.m4g3]

Yes but thats why Materia is great. YOU ABSOLUTELY NEED THIS ASDASDFDF-Materia it doubles your speed strength, and every stat [ultra fine print]....but only when you have a maxed out ultima, Bahamut Zero and Knights of the Round Equiped, and its midnight on New Years Eve and there has to be a full moon.[/ultra fine print]

[Dragonsbane]

But it makes me want to kill people! Or just let Yuffie take the accursed stuff! Or both!

[h4x.m4g3]

Yes but as a shopkeeper I could swindle people using the confusion of Materia to my advantage

[Dragonsbane]

I think we're supposed to be shoppers....

[h4x.m4g3]

Then confuse an idiot shopkeeper
You (Y);"I'll trade you a fire 2 for an ice and lightning"
Shopkeeper(S):"OK"
Y"Ok now I'll trade you ice lightning and fire for slow, speed and confuse"
S:"Umm okay"
Y:" ok now you take speed and confuse and I'll take lightning and Ultima"
S:"Ok"
Y:"Then I'll take Bahamut Zero for slow and lightning"
S:"Um...okay"
You just got Bahamut Zero and Ultima, for Fire 2 and Fire.

[Dragonsbane]

awesome!

[Elminster_Amaur]

So far, it looks like a tie between Post-Apocalyptical, FF1, and Forgotten Realms. Sorry about any delays, I was unable to get to the website for two days

[Dragonsbane]

FF1 or Forgotten Realms.........I have NO clue who picked post-apocalyptic, there wouldn't be anything fun to buy!

[cruelty13]

Meh. No steam punk?

Why not a mixture of FF7, FF1 and something more.

[Dragonsbane]

because that's too confusing? How would you mix it correctly?

[Royalspork]

ah no one else is doing 3rd century, darn.

[Dragonsbane]

yes, and who keeps picking post-apocalyptic!?

[Royalspork]

some one who wants to piss you off?

[Dragonsbane]

IHMN......he's behind it!

[Elminster_Amaur]

Arbitrary DM decision: The FF1 Ache-type shall be where this all goes down.

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[Dragonsbane]

yes! Joy and w00tness!

[h4x.m4g3]

Awwww man no materia swindeling

[Dragonsbane]

I think IHMN is just making new accounts and voting under them to piss me off, the bastard........I know what he's plotting!!!!

well it doesn't matter, I voted for archetype FF1 anyway! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!! *maniacal laughter*

[cruelty13]

So did I. When does the game start. And when does the signing in start.

[Dragonsbane]

Wait a sec, did I just let IHMN piss me off? Damn it, I'm supposed to have to moral high ground, and use logic and reason to defeat him!

Righto....Elminster, Chosen of the Goddess Mystra, the womanizing Archmage of FR, most badass campaign setting EVER (long live Ed Greenwood and R.A. Salvatore!), hath declared that we shall play in an FF1 setting....thus thou hast been defeated, demon! *slays the infidels who picked post-apocalyptic setting*

[Royalspork]

holy crap 4 people picked post-Apocalyptical

[Dragonsbane]

IHMN, and 3 disposable accounts he made.......I'll stake my sandwich on it! (what? I am NOT betting my life on something I can't prove!)

[Royalspork]

calm down DB. don't bring IHMN in to it.
man I know nothing of FF1

[cruelty13]

Neither do I, neither do I. *sigh* Why can't we have a FFT style shoping adventure. Now that'd be fun.

[Dragonsbane]

I know this will sound really weird.......but neither do I! I just know what all the REALLY good items are, and where to get them!:D

[h4x.m4g3]

It must have been that blasted IHMN. I stake HoPs life on it (Hell I would never risk my own life)
NOW I MUST GO BUY EXCALIBAR!