Elf Only Inn

[Raiden]

I figured that I could put stuff about Webcomics in here. If not, please don't hurt me. You mods can move it if you want.

Anyway, Elf Only Inn is hilarious. It starts as a cut-and-paste comic, but eventually the artist learns how to draw and it gets really good. The sad part about it, is that it reminds me of how pretty much everyone on here acts. It's so true. Just read it.

Oh, and DukeCommando is my favorite character, with Lord Elf a close second.

[Foamy]

can you post a link?

[Raiden]

Sure.

Elf Only Inn (http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com)

Try that.

[Foamy]

thnx it works great

[AndyBloodredMage]

My favorite is the lord of dorkness, if just for his name. Him or the eyeball thingie.

[Foamy]

omg! this comic is awesome!!!! thnx 4 recommending it

[Dragonsbane]

DAMN Nimoy was funny....

*kicks Lord Elf in the nuts*
"that was both highly illogical and emotionally satisfying, I guess I'm NOT a vulcan after all!" *evil grin*

I declare him to be my favorite character, as his brand of evil amuses me greatly.....now excuse me while I go read the rest of the comic, and laugh until my sides ache.

[Mr. Viewtiful]

My favs are definitely Nimoy and Duke Commando.

The author does a great job of cranking out funny comics every update. My favorite moment was when he did the Viewtiful Joe spoof, with Red Hot Duke! I was almost literally laughing my head off.

[Dragonsbane]

I wonder if Lord Elf realizes exactly how feel REAL elves there are in his chatroom.....

[Raiden]

He knows it. Trust me, it'll come up many times.

[Dragonsbane]

AH! Upon further reading, I see your point! Heh..

[Raiden]

I also like the Goku character. He's the perfect example of the annoying, crazy people that are in chatrooms.

Goku: "MY PWR LEVL S 908988534843298798573289479823749872349784927987!! !111 I BLSTS YOU!!1"

[Dragonsbane]

I actually have encountered several before........somehow that one isn't as bad as they were, I always felt like sticking sharp knives into their eyes when they talk like that.

[Raiden]

Lord of Dorkness is also fun. He reminds me of so many people.

*coughIHateMakingNamescough*

[Dragonsbane]

I noticed that....

I have my suspicions about Nimoy, I think he's really a Romulan.....no real vulcan could have an evil grin like that!

[cruelty13]

Yes the comic is quite funny. My favourite character is probobally lord Woot. And Megan. I like jokes concerning them the best.

[Dragonsbane]

Megan is my 2nd favorite character, she's almost as funny as Nimoy.

Woot pwnz all!

I kinda wonder though.....why is Megan after Duke when she hated him before?

[Royalspork]

megan WAS the most respectible for a while, then she became the main character.

and megan just over reacted I guess, must be a soap opera thing

[Dragonsbane]

I think Megan (didn't she have a different name before?) just wants to make someone jealous.....she did admit to being a "cold, humourless witch", remember? And she played poor W00t (though it turned out she was being tricked) just to get back at Lord Elf, so I wouldn't put that past her either.

[AndyBloodredMage]

Megan and w00t were playing each other, so no harm done in that regard.

[Dragonsbane]

yeah, and when she found out about it, she wanted him more than ever. I literally fell out of my chair laughing when I read that part!:D

Then they broke up......and now there's that hot succubus chick around.....why were all of the female demons called Lillith, anyway?

[Fifthfiend]

why were all of the female demons called Lillith

Lilith was Adam's mythical first wife. She refused to be dominated by a man, so she left him, and fucked a whole bunch of demons. Or something like that, I don't know.

Basically it's just a character that all the lame goth wannabe girls think is cool -- it's the same as 13 year old boys and Goku.

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Anyway, sometime's the comic's good, sometimes it gets all idiotically opinionated -- I don't know what the fuck was up with that whole "God" story arc.

[Dragonsbane]

hey, when I was 13 I wanted to be Piccolo, not Goku! Piccolo is way cooler.....even if he isn't as strong.

No, wait, I had read Dragonlance by then......so I wanted to be Raistlin, it was before that when I wanted to be a DBZ character!

Wait, how did Adam have a first wife when Eve was created from his rib? Could you explain that again, please?

[Raiden]

Honestly, you don't want to know.

Seriously, you don't.

I'm not kidding.

[Dragonsbane]

For once, I'm not gonna ask.....I get a feeling I really don't wanna know....

[Foamy]

well i want to know!

[Royalspork]

I am thirteen. and goku sucks to me.

[Fifthfiend]

how did Adam have a first wife when Eve was created from his rib?

God made Adam a first wife, named Lilith. She was a mouthy bitch who couldn't make a sammich, so Adam told her to fuck off. Then God made a brand spankin' new wife for Adam, this time made out of his rib, because God is a weird, twisted old bastard.

And now you know.

[Foamy]

cool that is a much better translation of the bible than my mother! can you preach at my church next sunday? :p

[Fifthfiend]

can you preach at my church next sunday?

I would, but I tend to get run out of town by mobs with pitchforks.

that is a much better translation of the bible than my mother!

Lilith's not in the Bible, it's just some shit somebody made up.

... which is completely different from the actual Bible, of course.

[Foamy]

i know that! anyways back to elf only inn, how far have you guys read?

[AndyBloodredMage]

I recently reread the entire archives, but there is a problem. I read some of it at my friend's house, and currently the vast part of the dark elf segment has been removed. It says that there is a problem with the archives, so that must be it.

And now you know.
And knowing is half the battle!

[Foamy]

can some one tell me the whole story, really? not the abridged version.

[Dragonsbane]

I want fifthfiend to teach History at my school.....he seems much more honest than my current teacher.

whole story of what, BMG? The Lillith thing, or the Elf Only Inn story?

[Fifthfiend]

Presented for your edification, the story of Lilith (http://www.webcom.com/~gnosis/lillith.html).

I really wasn't embellishing at all... hell, I left out the really fucked up parts.

I want fifthfiend to teach History at my school.....he seems much more honest than my current teacher.

I mentioned the pitchforks, right?

...

As far as Elf Only Inn, I read through the archives a while ago, now I read it every once in a while. Like I said, it goes between funny and plain stupid.

[Dragonsbane]

I live in the semi-suburbs, no one even has pitchforks!


They use guns...

[edit] so........Adam slept with animals and raped succubi, and Lilith was Asmodeus's mom, the mother of most demons, the first Feminist, a sorceress, and a demonic slut!?

Why was God making demonesses??!! I thought he HATED and KILLED demons!!??

side note: Who here actually knew that there was a mythological demon named Lilith/Lillith before reading the comic? I never heard of her before....

I wonder if Orcus could kick her ass? Or if he couldn't, would Demogorgon stand a chancein battle against Lillith?

[cruelty13]

I knew there was a Lilith. But the mythology book I read didn't bring it out in detail why she escaped. At least not like in the text.

That means you probobally didn't understand the lillithfair joke, when one of the characters counted various names containing Lilith, who supposedly hanged around the Demon forum.

[Dragonsbane]

I understood there was a joke there, but I didn't get it.....what's a lilithfair? Was it something I should have noticed, but overlooked?

[AndyBloodredMage]

lilithfair as in many people playing characters with name variants of lilith, ie lilith123 lillith, etc. Similar to the dark elf event later on.

[Dragonsbane]

no, not that........the term just seems familiar somehow......I understood that part of it!

ah heck, maybe it's just deja vu?

[cruelty13]

By the way, did any of you notice Megans email adress. Its veganmegan@elfonly.inn :D

[Dragonsbane]

yes, I was wondering when someone was gonna mention that!:D

I'm almost tempted to try emailing her...should I? I know I won't get a response....and it's not a valid address, or is it? *shifty eyes*

heh, lucky Duke......having all the girls fight over him!

[cruelty13]

And there is the fact, that when ever that M'Lady anounces that she is something she adds "(half)" after it.

:wmage: "BM, I'm actually a Black Mage (half)"
:D
By the way this and the comic fore it were really funny http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/d/20030101.html

[Dragonsbane]

why does m'lady do that? I could never figure it out.......is she saying she's half-vampire/mermaid/whatever?

[edit] that vampire reminds me of IHMN.......and Megan is hilarious, as usual!:D

[Foamy]

m'lady is like Cora, half elf and half vampire

[Dragonsbane]

wait, do you mean she's an Elvish Vampire? you can't be a half-vampire....since Vamprism isn't something that affects only one race, it's a disease/curse/form of undeath....depending on which universe you're playing in.

[Foamy]

she's an elvish vampire it's like being half0ogre or half-elf, where as one side is elven (daytime) and the other is vampire (nighttime)

[cruelty13]

And let's not forgett. She is also a mermaid (half)!

[Dragonsbane]

no, because she still burns in the daylight if she isn't wearing that magic cloak......she's always an elf, and always a vampire.

[Foamy]

how the hell can you be half elf, half vampire, AND half mermaid?! that's three halves!!! there can only be 100% not 150%!

[Dragonsbane]

I'll assume you're conceding the argument, unless you say otherwise....

she isn't, she just decided to be an elf-mermaid instead of an elf-vampire for the day......Lady isn't very smart, as you might have noticed.

[cruelty13]

She is dumb, and as we know dumb people don't really care about complicated mathematics. They write *rofl* and *falls down, ripping dress in two halves in the progress.*

P.S. Teh bets comc evah!

[Foamy]

tru very tru. *lafs at stoopidity of others*

[Dragonsbane]

yes.....and I don't suppose you two are going to start ripping your dresses, now that your spelling has decayed?

[Caska]

Oh god, I LOVE this comic! Thanks for posting it!

I think Goku's my fav.. I used to DBZ SiM on AOL when I like 12 ;P Thankfully I could type proper English though.

*Edit* K... Nevermind... I got to episode 188 somehow and... yawn. I thought somewhere earlier they promised not to do all the political crap? I loved the cut and paste style =( Why the change? Meh. It looks like over time, they lost originality.

[cruelty13]

I totly agre *roflol, ripping dress in two halves during the progress* *P.S. Someone elses dress.*

[Dragonsbane]

the joke is that the "political crap" is mostly fake...

[MP37a]

I read the entire series backwards by just continuously hitting previous and I think that made it more interesting as I didn't get some of the jokes until I encountered an earlier one that made it make sense. I think that made it even more funny. Great comic though. I'm not even sure who my favorite character is. I kind of like Lord Elf though.

[Foamy]

yes.....and I don't suppose you two are going to start ripping your dresses, now that your spelling has decayed?
*falls off chair and rips shirt open* oops i gus i ws laffin' 2 hrd @ teh joks. ^_^;

seriously how could you like Lord Elf? he's stupid and well... i guess stupid explains it all.

[AndyBloodredMage]

Stupid, ego-centric, and power-hungry, to add a few more adjectives.

[Foamy]

*tries to put shirt back together* yea there's that too.

[TheZeroMan]

Can I randomly impart useless and hopelessly out of date info? Since it was from like page two of this thread?

Lilith's crime was that she wanted to be on top during sex. That was the main thing, and the was too much of think for herselfer I guess. Some weird shit.

I think the idea behind eve being made from a rib of adam was that she would some how not be as willful.. I don't know. Hebrews are weird.

"If you don't think God has a sense of humor explain the Giraffe."

I too enjoy this comic and find it hilarious since I did a bit of the role playing in my day and ran across nearly everyone of these type of personalities. I dont' see "I will hack you" guy yet though.

[Raiden]

What I don't like, is that there hasn't been a new comic in quite a while. I read the entire story line.

I like the part where Lord Elf pisses off God.

I also like this one:

Never piss of a Trekie (http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/comics/eoi20030430.gif&imgrefurl=http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/d/20030430.html&h=689&w=500&sz=67&tbnid=zIWdIbpDLcsJ:&tbnh=136&tbnw=99&start=42&prev=/images%3Fq%3Delfonlyinn.keenspace.com%26start%3D40 %26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DN)

[Dragonsbane]

Yeah, Nimoy ownz all......

[cruelty13]

I definetly liked this stortyline

http://elfonlyinn.keenspace.com/d/20030521.html

"OMG!!!!DUKE IS TOTALLEY COMMITIGN RITUAL SUICIDE!"

[Dragonsbane]

*ninja DB assassinates everyone* tching! tching!:D

[cruelty13]

Maybe we should try a casual RPG like that in the RP forum. I'm sure it'l be fun.

[Dragonsbane]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!:D

Ninjas!

[Cat]

This is a cool comic... :D I read the whole thing... all of them there is...

It definitely get's better from where it started...

Duke is ausome. :D

*stabs DB* SPLORCH

Hah, hah!

[Dragonsbane]

I have the One Ring, you can't even touch me with your puny mortal knife! *blows up several large mountains, and a good-sized kingdom*

[Cat]

You have, The one ring... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!!

I love Legendary Frog... hehehe...

[Dragonsbane]

Yuffie: "If we join together, I'm sure we can steal your materia...."

Cloud: "What?"

heh........Legendary Frog RULES!

[Raiden]

Hey guys, just so you know, there's no RPing anything outside of the RP forums. Trust me, Mashirosen cracked down on me a few times for that.

Anyway, THERE'S STILL NO COMIC! It's been over a week. I mean, come on.

[Cat]

Yuffie: "If we join together, I'm sure we can steal your materia...."

Cloud: "What?"

heh........Legendary Frog RULES!

Yuffie: "And while you sleep, I can... steal your materia."

Cloud: "What?"

Yuffie: "Steal your Materia! ... Oops..."

LOL :D

[Dragonsbane]

I wonder if Lord Elf will ever notice that Nimoy has a phaser? If so, will he be able to ban it? So many questions.....

[Royalspork]

I think he is too caught up in the word dork or what ever else

[Dragonsbane]

Lord Elf might not know what a phaser is, too, since he's so caught up in being a medieval elf...

[Cat]

Lord Elf is an asshole. :p He needs to lighten up...

BUT SERIOUSLY folks... running a forum is no easy feat! You got your asses. You got your noobs. You got your annoying leet-speakers, and your ooc characters.

You got your fanatics. You got your idiots. And you got maybe a couple smart people.

Trust me, I'm a solid forum-goer. I've Admin two forums and been a mod on one. Luckily, it was mostly fun!

But you run into those types...

I guess that's why I can just connect with this comic. :D It rulez.

Duke is dah man!

[Dragonsbane]

Duke is a ladies' man who can't get any ladies.........not any that he can keep, anyway!:D

I like how he handled the women fighting over him....."ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo ooo, Go Duke! Go Duke! Go Duke! Go Duke!" *Duke dances*

[Xera]

*bump*

I'm a lurker here, but I came out to ask whether any of you have emailed Sortonelli about the long absence of new strips. He really need his own forum.

[TheZeroMan]

Certainly a good question anyone got the info?

[Mashirosen]

We'll never know, as this has hit the page limit and then some.