Greetings and salutations!

[Vulcan]

Shut your door!
Lock the hatches!
Hide the pies!

Vulcan is here!
So be afraid... be very afraid. Cos maaan if you had to look into the mirror every morning at this mug you would be hella scared! BM ain't got nothin on my looks! :cool:

Anyway, this is just my way of saying hello. And at the exact same time declaring my insanity.

By now i expect your thinking "Who is this *insert insult here* guy!"

Well im a sprite artist, web designer, hardcore gamer and part-time socialiser.
I enjoy computing, drinking, beautiful women (often only seemingly beautiful because of the drinking) and if you hadn't geussed by now, eating pies.

But hey thats enough about me! Im sure those of you who actualy read this post are either now attempting to liberate thier intestines from within their own bowels with a blunt object or are babbling incoherantly from instantanious IQ dropage.

So... yeh...

[Melfice]

What the hell are you doing here?

There would have been the introduction-thread for this.

This will probably be closed soon by a mod. No need for further posting here.

[shiney]

No need to be so harsh, Melfice. It's not your place to do so, and as I recall, you've been cautioned before about that. Knock it off.

Vulcan, welcome to the forums, but use the introduction thread. That's what it's there for.