The Smearer

[slightly aboveaverage man]

This just made my fucking day.

http://minddash.topcities.com/texts/smearer.html

Read and discuss.

What the hell would cause a person to do this?

Originally posted by = The Ferret
And he ate a lot of corn. This was more information on the guy than I wanted to know.

[lazy man]

That was good. I know I won't have misadventures like that in my life, but damn that was funny. I wish I could do something like that... without the shit or the freaked out guy or anything like that, of course.

Whatever caused that guy to do it, he sure was sick and I'm glad those three scared him off.

[Tyler-The-Wizard]

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That, wow, that was some screwed up s*** right there. Literally, I mean, what is with some people? Why the hell would he go to a Borders and smear fecal matter on the walls? On the walls!

[Dac]

Maybe because borders did something to him at one time....like gave a book with "dog-ears"..or maybe he just some sick f*** who gets pleasure by smearing shit on the walls.

[Death Dealer]

He was just trying to leave them a pretty picture! Sick bastard........

Yeah, that was wrong. That was very wrong. Most people freak out when they accidentally touch their crap. THIS GUY REVELS in it....that's so fubared that I won't go into it.

[Ganurath]

Maybe he had some twisted phobia of toilet paper.

Seriously, though, what I found most interesting was Peter's idiocy. I have relatives that are smarter than him. You'd understand the signifigance of that if you knew my relatives. But seriously, I hope Peter got flushed by the time the anniversery came around.

[Peo]

Oh my fucking God man! Now thats a story! Who in their right mind would do that? But he probably wasnt in his right mind.....

[LeefRyder]

that was awesome. I used to work at a blockbuster video, and one morning I unlocked the bathrooms, and up until about noon no customers had asked to use the key before this one woman, who proceeded to go in, and came back to the front counter about 15 minutes later claiming that the bathroom was flooded. I go in there knowing full well she did it, and I pointed out to my coworker who was standing just next to me "goddamn that bitch dun clogged the toilet and flooded our bathroom and now she's trying to say it was like that when she came in, and she's the only one whose been in it all day." A moment later I turn around to see the woman standing RIGHT behind me, beet red in the face apparently at a complete loss for words. She positively fled the store never to return. lol ah the joys of retail. >.<

[Rogue Ashaman]

That story was so damn funny. Is it true? Because if it is, damn!

[sephiroth666]

...that is some messed up shiet.
lol. stalagtites on the walls. AHAHAHA
that dude was messed up.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Maybe he had some twisted phobia of toilet paper.

Seriously, though, what I found most interesting was Peter's idiocy. I have relatives that are smarter than him. You'd understand the signifigance of that if you knew my relatives. But seriously, I hope Peter got flushed by the time the anniversery came around.

At least he meant well.

[Ganurath]

At least he meant well.I just had a scary thought. What if Peter is really a sadistic sociopath who bluffs idiocy to get away with mass suffering? Hell, he could have been the smearer!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Nah, they would have been able to smell it on him. He would have been caught brown-handed.

[lazy man]

More proof that supports Peter is this:

So we were ready. Set for the Smearer. And the day came when he was in the store and Mike, Peter and I were all on shift.

This shows that he wasn't there during every Smearing, so it shows he isn't the Smearer.

[Jon Garrett]

We had someone at my old school who did this, but to a lesser degree. We never did manage to locate and then hand, draw and quatre the individual responsible, worse luck.

Trust me when I say I'm thankful for the day my sense of smell up and died.

But thats even worse...stalactities? What was the guy eating to make those?

[KefkaTaran]

My girlfriend and I give the story and its author two thumbs up. Question: Anyone know if anything else on the fellow's website is worth reading??

[AndyBloodredMage]

I wonder what he drew on the walls. Was it just random smearings? Maybe he played tic-tac-toe against himself.

[The Mirror Emperor]

What the hell would make a man draw on the walls with his own shit?

[Ganurath]

What the hell would make a man draw on the walls with his own shit?Porn.

[lazy man]

Porn.

And what made you decide that?

[Ganurath]

And what made you decide that?We're talking about an unattractive perverted, and apparently unintelligent male. What else would one of that criteria make in his own fecal matter for the public to see?

[The Mirror Emperor]

That's not perverted as it is more sick. Perverted is masturbating in front of everyone. Being Mentally Insane is smearing your feces all over the wall and calling it art.

[Archbio]

My guess is that it's a huge jerk with no problem with touching his fecal matter, or a moderate jerk who has a liking to touching fecal matter.

The two would be inversely proportionate.

[Jon Garrett]

I seem to recall an artist who use to collect different shades of crap and paint with them...maybe it's the same guy.

And yes, sometimes I do wish I could format my mind.

[Rogue Ashaman]

There is other stuff on that guy's site? And who is he? Is he part of this forum or another forum or what?

[Grandmaster_Skweeb]

*shudder* reminds me of the time i had to clean off the toilet at work when some guy's ass practically exploded all over it.

[KefkaTaran]

http://minddash.topcities.com

If you go there and click "Literature" it takes you to a list of other things the guy has written. I don't think he's a forum member. I haven't yet taken the time to read any of his other stuff, though I probably will eventually.

[Rogue Ashaman]

I went and read Farret's other stuff. Its okay, but not as great. Some of the stuff are written by other people.