The NP member comic discussion thread!

[mauve]

I believe I've finally come out of my year-long spriter's block. I spent most of last night (till 3 am!) working on some MS Paint backgrounds for a new comic series that might actually get off the ground. I'm about three quarters done with the first episode. It's not Finding Meister, but hopefully it'll amuse some of you.

EXPECT THE FIRST WHEN THE BELL TOLLS ONE!!!! Well, not really. But that sounded pretty dramatic. Episode One coming soon, at any rate.

[Hatake Kakashi]

......poked, and taunted.

And a twenty dollar bill in his pocket... briefly.

*snicker* Just beautiful. You got shanked, Raiden.

....jerk.

On a sidenote, well done, Mauve.

[GARUD]

Due to that stellar comic by Mauve, I say we petition a mod to change Raiden's name to "...jerk". That line is priceless.

RZ: Yay, JAQ returns! Love it!

DC: Yay, I'm in a comic (somebody elses comic :P). You are getting really good at this comic thing and the punchlines are very original.

I've got exams coming up this Mon-Fri and I have to put the comic and game on hold until the Fri afternoon. It's halfway complete too, but yeah... stupid school.

[Raiden]

I'm not a jerk. I just don't want to die...*runs away crying*

And that was my milk money, Mauve! Now I'll have to go without milk for the week!

[Fenris]

Mauve... that is too awesome to describe with words. Or even interpretive dance.

Well done.

[Loyal]

Yes! Mauve is winner! Hooray for return of her comics! ^^

If it helps, the door looks like the front/outside end has a blind installed, so you COULD say that that blocked the room number. =D

[Inbred Chocobo]

OR you could say that since the door was opened, it had no purpose in life anymore, since no one could read it, and it killed itself because those words were emo.

[RickZarber]

Mauve... that is too awesome to describe with words. Or even interpretive dance.How am I suppose to follow that? :rolleyes:

Seriously though, HOORAYFORMOREAWESOMECOMICSBYMAUVE!

And is that Dave on the missing person's sign?

[mauve]

I'm glad people liked it! I guess that means it's okay to make it a series, huh?

And is that Dave on the missing person's sign? Yep. Originally it was Meister, but then I added the panel with Meister's "disappearance" file and decided that I liked that better.

And that was my milk money, Mauve! Now I'll have to go without milk for the week! Get over it, you big not-dead baby.

[Flarecobra]

Wow, from his list of injuries, it sounds like he managed to piss me off in chat. Did you swipe some ideas from me Mauve?

[Fenris]

Heh. Awesome comic. Anyone else notice the room number was 1337 (leet)?
Duh.

How am I suppose to follow that?I'm saying that it was so awesome, that neither words nor interperative dance could describe how awesome it is.

[PyrosNine]

Mauve, Wow. It's almost as if your comic accurately displayed the end results of me getting my first car!

Also, Raiden drinks milk?

[RickZarber]

I'm saying that it was so awesome, that neither words nor interperative dance could describe how awesome it is.Er, I meant as in, "that compliment was funny and awesome, how am I suppose to follow that act?" Not as in I didn't get it.

And yes Mauve, please continue. Your public demands more!

[Fenris]

Er, I meant as in, "that compliment was funny and awesome, how am I suppose to follow that act?" Not as in I didn't get it.
>>

<<

I knew that.

[Hatake Kakashi]

...Funerals.

Looked great, Rick. The continuous rivalry between Loyal and Skyshot is a joke that I never seem to tire of. Excellent work.

[Loyal]

"Call me crazy, but..."
"You're crazy."

Rick, you are brilliant when it comes to handling our rivalry. Out-doing one another, sabotage, taking every opportunity to snipe at the other, you have it all! Keep up the good work! ^^

[Melfice]

Nice, you actually went to the trouble of finding a translation website to get a Dutch curseword. =P
Shows you're dedicated, Rick.

And I'm happy that JAQ has resumed as well as that Mauve is making a comic series again.

That deserves cookies!

[Flarecobra]

Rick, I've read it a couple times, and I know we've talked, but I still don't understand your comic.

[RickZarber]

Rick, I've read it a couple times, and I know we've talked, but I still don't understand your comic.Yeah, that's why I don't really like it; it's not entirely clear what's going on. Put simply, the sand grabbed Loyal and dragged him under. Then you and Melfice jump in after him. I tried to make a "sand tentacle" effect but I didn't pull it off very well.

[Melfice]

"I thought you just said you were dying of bloodloss." Nice.
Brilliance, once more Mauve!

[mauve]

Hooray! I was finally able to see Rick's latest JAQ! (Damn dial-up never wanting to load stuff at home...) As always, Skyshot and Loyal's rivalry never ceases to amuse me. XD "As a cleric, I'll handle the funeral-- Funerals."

[Raiden]

Awww...Mauve knows my character so well! It takes more than that long list to kill me!

[Major Blood]

YAY PINK!!! OMGOMGOMGOMG!!!!!!

***Peers around***

What?

[mauve]

I didn't know you did "Corneria's Kick Ass Newspaper!" XD Kudos goes to you then, for awesomeness! And greyscaleness!!

[RickZarber]

Mauve: "I'll just call it Raiden." XD Perfect. Also, Raiden is apparently the Wolverine of NPF. Also, I'm curious as to what's written on that page with RM. Also, why is the comic numbered one more than the actual episode? Also, should I stop saying also?

AJ: Your sprite looks good with red hair. But now the lines have been blurred! Where does Arlia end and Jessica begin?! My brain would be spinning if not for the fact that I'm obviously smart as defined by your comic only now I have confused myself through a run-on sentence.

DarkCorn: "NOFFKALS?" That sounds like Russian. For "sound of coughing".

Pyros: Not your other kidney! You only get so many before you run out and then that's it!

(I apologize everyone--I've had too much sugar.)

[PyrosNine]

Pyros: Not your other kidney! You only get so many before you run out and then that's it!

What? You mean the rest of you people only have like, a limited amount of kidneys?

Also, Blood, I don't join in a mass beating of a new member. I find that degrading and immature.

I"m the one who loots his broken comataose body for pocket change, then steals his pants.

[mauve]

Why is the comic labeled one more than it actually is?
It's numbered 4 instead of 3 because on my comic makin' laptop, the file "detective.png" is a collection of all the backgrounds I've made for the series thusfar. The first detetctive comic is labeled "detective 2.png" and so on and so forth because I felt too lazy to come up with another title and too stupid to just call the first one "detective 1."


Dark CORN: "NOFFKALS?" I agree with RZ! XD

Pyros- Kingdom Hearts sprites?! A cozy kitchen inside a volcano? Kidney-stealing Sora?? It's... so beautiful!!

Major Blood- We're a violent group, aren't we?

[Hatake Kakashi]

Bravo to Mauve, AJ, DC, Pyros, and Blood... what a spectacular thing to see coming home after a hard day. I needed those laughs.

[GARUD]

DC: I like, I REALLY LIKE!

RZ: Hehehe, somehow, I don't think loyal going into the sand is quite the result of bad karma.

MB: That's now my new wallpaper!

MM: I likey your comicy. Also, my comic doesn't have a title either. Same, Same!

Pyros: Does it seem to be a good thing that he wants to take your liver? Wait a minute. I recognise that background. That is the background in FF1 DOS, for a hidden boss match. So you were one of the extra bosses? Jeeze, no wonder it was such a hard battle.

[mammothtank]

AJ: You made the newspaper comic? Cool!

MM: Keep 'em coming! I like mysteries, regardless of whether or not I'm any good at solving them, regardless of whether or not I'm supposed to.

DC: I wonder where this is going...?

P9: I know the perfect cure for soul-sucking games: MMOs. Hey, RuneScape and Ragnarok Online may still drain your soul, but at least they'll put it to good use.

MB: What, no tank? Bah!

[PyrosNine]

Garud: I was also the live action stunt double for Johnny storm in Fantastic four. Special effects, my ass!

MammothTank: Sorry, but while they suck away souls, I have to have money for them to do so. (Sadness overflows... :( )

[Skyshot]

Major Blood -- nice wallpaper, but why am I about to pummel Silly Kitty? I'd be the last person to do that. Or am I about to hit Loyal? I mean, he is right there.

[Fenris]

"Hey Fenr-"

"Boobies!"

XD

Although, I'm not like that, but it fits my forum character fairly well, being a bum and all. You just know that in my comic he's pining after SK, Mauve, and Flare.

[Major Blood]

Major Blood -- nice wallpaper, but why am I about to pummel Silly Kitty? I'd be the last person to do that. Or am I about to hit Loyal? I mean, he is right there.

The dimensions of sprites wouldn't allow me to properly illustrate surrounding the poor new guy in the middle. But suffice it to say, you were ganging up on him.

[Great Cartoonist]

RZ: "Verdomme!" I like that.

MM: More Max Payne-ish than detective? Whatever the case, damn good.

AJ: Thine art surpasses most of ours here. Hats off to you.

DC: Getting better. Cool.

P9: Haha. I've always wanted to try out a Kingdom Hearts game but I instead got distracted with playing old classics like FF6 and Fallout 2. Repeatedly.

MB: Well that is nice. I'd use it.

FC: Y'know, I've always griped about people getting mythical monsters wrong. Way to set the record straight.
Also, why do fairy tales show dragons as being evil? I like dragons. Heck, I've drawn anthro dragons a lot.
Perhaps I'm sharing a bit too much...

[Flarecobra]

Thanks GC. It was just one of those gripes that I had to clear up. Plus I wanted an excuse to use my Flare-Lamia sprites. ^_^

[Major Blood]

DC: ... I'm confused.

[Flarecobra]

..Agreed. Why would one just abruptly change classes?

[Fenris]

Yeah, like how many classes do you have now? 8? More?

Besides, I know bum-fu. That comic was completely convoluted. :p

[Silly Kitty]

DC, maybe you could try using more than two colors for your backgrounds. Adding detail always makes things better.

[Major Blood]

Also, make it a bit more clear as to who, and in what order, people are talking.

[DarkCORN!]

I hereby take away all permission of anyone to use the sprites I created for Major blood, or myself.

[Raiden]

What if Major Blood wanted to use the sprites you made for him?

[DarkCORN!]

No one can use any sprites created by me, even the person the sprites are of.

[Major Blood]

No one can use any sprites created by me, even the person the sprites are of.

So **ahem** by your logic i can be mad at you for creating sprites of me without asking in the first place. Is that right?

Seriously, you're taking this thing just a bit too far. I realize you may not have started this whole thing, but you are the one who is at fault. If you post your comics here where everyone can see them, you are basically making yourself open to critisism. If you don't want to be critisized, don't post your comics. Now, i will apologize on behalf of everyone about the whole petition thing(and no, i didn't start it and i won't reveal who did) but you need to learn that if you want people to like your comics, then you can't ignore the advice people are giving you and STILL expect people to praise your comic.

And by the way, next time you flame me in a PM i WILL report it to a mod.

[DarkCORN!]

and no, i didn't start it and i won't reveal who did
You mean Adghar?

[Mondt]

No one can use any sprites created by me, even the person the sprites are of.Aaaaaaaaand, right there is where you lost me.

Edit: Look over all of that again, simply pointing that part out and showing that you may or may not have known whoever started whatever petition, and not adressing anything else he said, kind of made you look, ehh, not too great, without being unnecessarily harsh.

Super-duper-double-edit: Then again, it could just be me.

[Fenris]

Aaaaaaaaand, right there is where you lost me.

Edit: Look over all of that again, simply pointing that part out and showing that you may or may not have known whoever started whatever petition, and not adressing anything else he said, kind of made you look, ehh, not too great, without being unnecessarily harsh.
I'm forced to agree.

Seriously, DarkCORN!, just lighten up a bit. You're over-reacting. The petition was a bad idea, and I assumed it was a joke.

I apologize for signing it. I know that if the same was done to me, I would be very angry, but I would pick myself up and look to see how I could improve myself. Please, do the same thing.

And I am done on this issue. I don't want to hurt any feelings any more than I already may have...

[Great Cartoonist]

Well, here we go again...

DarkCORN, just... y'know, stop this hate. And that goes with everybody else too. AJ was right. (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showpost.php?p=395218&postcount=4206) The more we bicker about it, the worse the situation becomes. I thought that by giving DC a not-so-negative opinion about his comic DC would be happy and that would be the end of it. But now I think that maybe it would be best altogether if we didn't talk to him.

Then again, if we ignore him, he'll probably hate us for not giving him praise for his comics anyway. So this is turning into a lose-lose situation here.
And I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. I think I'm losing it...
Just my thoughts.

EDIT: Waitaminute. Has DC been deleting his posts? 'Cause I think his comics are missing.

[Fenris]

EDIT: Waitaminute. Has DC been deleting his posts?
Yep. And his spritesheets, too.

[RickZarber]

Hm, I seemed to have missed something while I was gone...
You just know that in my comic he's pining after SK, Mauve, and Flare.Hey, who isn't? *ducks*

AJ: Nice mixing of references!

[Major Blood]

I love them AJ. Thanks so much.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Well done, AJ. They look sharp.

As for what I missed? Meh. I think I'm glad I missed it.

[Meister]

If the comic thread ever leads to this kind of drama again, I'll shut it down.

More on this to come once I have the time to think and sort the mess out.

Jesus.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Shut the comic thread down? That would so blow, Meister. No offense. The comic thread's been a wonderful outlet for people to showcase their creative talents since its conception. I've gotten many a smile, a laugh, and release of stress from watching the various ideas of people whose grasp of comedy, theater, and prose sometimes even rivals that of a certain webcomic master whose art is primarily responsible for the existence of this place. To squelch such grand creativity over something that seems rather minor and consists of a relatively low amount of our populace seems to be a bit of a waste. You have some genius in the thread yourself... and among the other artists who post within it, it would be a grave injustice to all to discontinue such merriment when a much cleaner, more humane cure is available.

Just waste the drama instead.. that'd be a bit less drastic.

[shiney]

I second what Meister said. There's constructive criticism and there's blasting someone. He took it too far, others took it too far. So much childishness, wrapped in something of a cloak of intellectualism...big words and articulated sentences don't mean as much as the force behind them.

This outlet can continue to be a great outlet without having to resort to that kind of situation. This forum has an ignore feature, so too does your mind. One can simply not reply, and if the instigator then takes this lack of response and makes an ass of himself, it lies on his head. When it is a cluster-fuck of this proportion...

And for god's sake, an online petition??? As if that itself isn't enough of a reason? I don't have the specifics but I would personally like to know who thought up that little gem, to find out if they were trying to help or just thought it would be funny and cool to hurt someone's feelings that way? That's the part that really disgusts me.

[Silly Kitty]

The original reason was to help but some people took it a little too far. I tried to make it into a joke and you can tell by some of the posts in there by the President. Actually, DarkCORN! was never suppose to see it. I don't know who gave it to him but it wasn't very nice and I feel bad for signing it now.

Edit: Wasn't my idea, for the record.

[Great Cartoonist]

I was not aware of the existence of the petition, nor do I know what the purpose of it was and who started it. I guess I'm glad I wasn't a part of it... I hope that this nightmare has come to an end and that it won't happen again. This forum has been too good to me -- I truly wish that it will stay that way for everyone who uses it.
I don't want to be the enemy here, but I don't think DarkCORN was entirely at fault. In some sense, all the people who were involved in this whole issue -- we're probably at fault. I don't really know how to say this, but... there's a bit of a jerk in every one of us. All it needs is an opportunity for it to come out, and once it's out it's hard to keep it down again.
I don't know. My brain is hurting as I am typing this, and it's not from the lack of sleep I'm having lately.

Oh, and AJ, if I told you I was giving the thumbs up at the computer screen when I was looking at your comic, would you believe it?
My sprites can't compare with that... I need to get a new spritesheet.

[Hatake Kakashi]

I wasn't aware of this petition either, whatever it was. In any case, there are still more constructive ways to approach this than to tear down a perfectly good thread.

Granted, you are correct in saying there are such things as ignore features. And constructive criticism. And being a dick. Apparently, in this whole fiasco, someone had taken the third option a bit too far. That part, I haven't seen. Still, there are many good things about that thread... and to kill it off because someone started something that they apparently do not have the balls to come forward about it seems a bit like euthanizing a human being because they have a cold. Curing overreaction with overreaction doesn't really benefit anyone.

[shiney]

For the people who signed the petition but were too chickenshit to put their own names on it, there is a very good chance that through your corwardice, you will have had every single person involved in this fiasco temporarily banned. We are still deciding on it. Reason being, there were signatures on the petition that were actually not too mean. However the no-name ones were just dripping of immaturity and flamebait...so we can't just ban the petition people. We'll have to go through this thread and ban everyone, if that is the path we choose.

All the more I look at this I am reminded of the troubles we have had in the past with cliques here. The cool crowd ganging up on the loner, shunning the others because they don't meet a perceived quota, an invisible line that they are "just under" and therefore on the outs with the "in crowd". We know there is an in crowd, even if it isn't called such there is a definite us vs them mentality in several people.

This is yet another example of it, considering that one person, three maximum would have been sufficient. 17 on a petition? More in the forum? Pitiful, really. I actually hope you (everybody) feel embarassed reading this because what happened was fucked up. I am by no means supporting what DarkCORN! did as his own reaction was chlidish but he was alone for the most part.

So. If you are unable to login and post sometime in the near future it is because the mods have banned everyone involved. The alternative is for those pansies who didn't sign their little screen names on the petition to own up and apologise, publicly, which will be posted on the front page of Nuklearpower if Brian deems it to be so.

This thread is closed until we have decided. It could be tonight, tomorrow, a week from now...whenever we feel. No, it is not deleted because we don't want to go that far yet.

I bet you can tell I'm damn annoyed because I have posted yet another rambling "you screwed up bad" post. Well. I've made a comic about it. I hope you enjoy.

[Meister]

Reopened for now until a better organization system presents itself.

[GARUD]

Meister, I love you. We have comicy goodness again!

[DarkCORN!]

I assume we are free to post comics again?

[Patrat]

SWEET! I'm in those!
Hawsome.

[Flarecobra]

Meister....we love you.

And while playing DQ8, I thought of the NPFDQ comics, and relized something...the she-slimes in the game are the same color as me in slimegirl form.......

[DarkCORN!]

*hugs meister* new comic up.
It's too bad I interrupted Mauve's internal monlogue. We could have found out who she was in love with.

[Skyshot]

C'mon, Major, we all know the country's called Canadia.

RZ -- First point: Disturbing. Second point: Get in line, you line-cutting line-cutter!

...that would be the second time in a week I've heavily implied intents to make out with another guy.

DC -- it's me Mauve Mage's talking about, right?

Right?

Uh, DC? Right?

...what?

[mauve]

EDIT: Ha-HA! I fooled the internet into showing me the comic page, despite the fact that it refused to load the whole thing. TAKE THAT, INTERNET!!!

All hail Meister!

RZ: That was disturbing. Yet AWESOME!!!!! XD

DC: Paintball?! Oh-ho, you will be getting my drycleaner's bill.




Everyone else who posted a comic: I'm not ignoring you. My crappy dial-up would only load DC's and RZ's comics, so that's all I can comment on right now until it decides to load things.

[DarkCORN!]

C'mon, Major, we all know the country's called Canadia.

RZ -- First point: Disturbing. Second point: Get in line, you line-cutting line-cutter!

...that would be the second time in a week I've heavily implied intents to make out with another guy.

DC -- it's me Mauve Mage's talking about, right?

Right?

Uh, DC? Right?

...what?
You'll never know! Bwahahahahaha!
*ahem*
Loyal, that made me smile. Especially because you were the butt of the joke.
Edit: I think that animation turned out pretty well.

[Major Blood]

DC - It's kinda fast. Perhaps you could slow it down?

[DarkCORN!]

Here's the slow version for Captain Slowy Slowpants McSlowsalot:
http://img231.imageshack.us/img231/584/theadventuresofdc8slow0po.gif

[mauve]

Hooray! The internet decided to work a little better today!

Again, if I didn't comment on your comic, then it's because my dial-up won't load it.

Loyal- Great drawings. You DO make a good Mauve. ;)

Major Blood- Hell hath no wrath like a sprite scorned. I look forward to seeing how this comic will go. Heehehee!!

Fenris- Great. Now you've got "The Wheels on the Tank" stuck in my head. I hope you're happy. (That was a great episode!! I loved it!! XD )

[Loyal]

Little Tanky Foo-Foo... XD

Genius, I say!

[mammothtank]

MB: "Canadaland"? Oh, this is going to be great.

Loyal: Um... why?

DC: "Yes it is." That's great.

Fenris: Just when I think I've seen it all... you whip out the tank songs.
"I'm thinking." XD

[GARUD]

Genius guys, pure genius.

An honerable mention to Fenris for involving the song "Tanks just wanna have fun."

[Flarecobra]

CT! WE NEED YOU TO SING THOSE!

Anyway, I had another comic idea.....baised off of a real life event. I need a male volenteer or two for use as drunken extras.

[Fenris]

I volunteer.

Thanks for all the praise guys!

[RickZarber]

Flare: Ah, what the hell. I'm up for some abuse--count me in too.

DarkCORN: Haha. Nice animation. But excuse my O.o, but how did you do an animated PNG? (Or am I just stupid?)

Major_Blood: It's a good thing it's Canadaland. Demon once told me that saying Canadia causes them to go straight for the throat...

PyrosNine: Who wouldn't want cookies? Duh. Silly leprachauns.

Loyal: Yay! You posted it! But why is it so much smaller now?

Fenris: hahhah. Ah man, that line about the Hum-vees is fantastic. And I love that you can't see exactly just what he's singing. XP

[Osterbaum]

Since you've allready got two volunteers, I'm here to steal one of their places in this comic. (MUAHAHAHAHAA!!!)

So many comics that I must honestly say I didn't read all of them. The ones I did read, though numerous and perhaps sometimes running out of new stuff and ideas, were funny enough to keep me reading. So nice job I guess.

P.S.
You all still suck

[Flarecobra]

Eh, I'll give you a camio Oster.

Also I'll need one female volenteer.

[DarkCORN!]

DarkCORN: Haha. Nice animation. But excuse my O.o, but how did you do an animated PNG? (Or am I just stupid?)

Well, it is a GIF, so I'd bet on the latter.

[Meister]

Well, it is a GIF, so I'd bet on the latter.
You don't think you're a bit heavy on the snide remarks lately?

[Silly Kitty]

I volunteer, FC. ^^

[Melfice]

... you're free to cross-dress Melfice. (I will regret saying that later. XD)

Fenris. YOU SUCK! "Girls just wanna have fun" came on the radio at work. Instead of my normal sniggering as I remember "Girls just wanna have lunch", I was on the floor as I remember "Tanks just wanna have fun".

Nice comics from the rest also.

[Loyal]

Loyal: Um... why?Well, why not? I got the idea and I just had to do it. =D

Anyway, I had another comic idea.....baised off of a real life event. I need a male volenteer or two for use as drunken extras.I thought I volunteered for that in chat ages ago. Or am I thinking of something else? o_O

Loyal: Yay! You posted it! But why is it so much smaller now?Oh yeah, Photobitchet likes to cut the size of damn near everything I put into it. Imageshack hostage is now edited into it.

Loyal- Great drawings. You DO make a good Mauve. Thanks on the first part, =( on the second. :p

[DarkCORN!]

You don't think you're a bit heavy on the snide remarks lately?
Just a joke. :p Yeah, though. I have this test I have to study for and it's HUGE. If I don't ace it, I will have to be in all the normal classes and I won't be challenged. I don't really care, but my parents want me to get a 100, so I'm really stressed. Making sarcastic remarks is a way of dealing with stress (I do it at home too).

[Osterbaum]

Sarcasm is kinda like comics.

Except not.

I thought I volunteered for that in chat ages ago. Or am I thinking of something else? o_O
You were infact volunteering me back then.

[RickZarber]

Well, it is a GIF, so I'd bet on the latter.
Heheh. Well, I'll amend that one to "my computer is stupid", as it shows the GIF as a PNG, and even saved it as such. O.o

I've been working on the next JAQ. It's takin' forever. Hopefully I'll have it done this evening or sometime tomorrow.

[Melfice]

And if it's not done then, we won't care too much.
If it's really that huge and complicated, take your time. Make it good. Don't make it rushed.

I can wait. So can everybody else, I'm sure. Don't stress yourself.

[DarkCORN!]

Heheh. Well, I'll amend that one to "my computer is stupid", as it shows the GIF as a PNG, and even saved it as such.
What? Do you save every comic or something?

[Flarecobra]

He's putting them into a webpage.

[DarkCORN!]

I thought that was just a replacement until this thread came back.

[RickZarber]

Regardless of that webpage, (which I do hope we're still making, since I did hours and hours of work archiving stuff!) I do save every comic. Both so that I don't need to worry about loading webpages to view them (I'm on dial-up) and also incase anything ever happens to the ones online.

And thanks, Melfice.

[DarkCORN!]

I will animate the next comic. Probably up tonight.

[Fenris]

Rick: That was hilarious. I was waiting for you to bring back that.

[BlackMageGirl!]

"How does BMG's hat stay on underwater?"

That's my secret! No one else shall know! >.>

Also, nice comic Rick. =P

[DarkCORN!]

Bad news, no animated comic tonight. Computer crashed. BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!
Also, nice comic, Rick.

[Major Blood]

Bad news, no animated comic tonight. Computer crashed. BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH!
Also, nice comic, Rick.

Well thats no bloody excuse. Get going! **Cracks Whip**

Ahem...

Nice Comic RZ.

[DarkCORN!]

Shouldn't you be bleeding from when I shot you?
Anyway, funny comic. Also, I'll be able to drink in Canada in only 5 years!
Edit: LASERVISION'D!

[Fenris]

Speaking from personal experience, that was a very Mauve-like reaction.

Well done, DarkCORN!

MB: You Canadians and your early alcoholism.

[mauve]

Speaking from personal experience, that was a very Mauve-like reaction. Fenris was a quick learner. I only had to maim him once. And then, once he finished all the blood transfusions and had all his entrails crammed back inside of him, and he was well enough to talk, we got along just fine.

I was finally able to download your animations, DC. Very fun. I finally get Laser Eyes of Death!! XD All I ask is that you don't go overboard with the "She Has Boobs" jokes.


RZ- Yay! JAQ!! Really nice job with all the sprites. They turned out great!

[DarkCORN!]

Fenris was a quick learner. I only had to maim him once. And then, once he finished all the blood transfusions and had all his entrails crammed back inside of him, and he was well enough to talk, we got along just fine.

I was finally able to download your animations, DC. Very fun. I finally get Laser Eyes of Death!! XD All I ask is that you don't go overboard with the "She Has Boobs" jokes.
I wasn't going to. Who says I was talking about your boobs anyway? Mwahaha.

[Flarecobra]

Eh, my Flame Tornado is better anyway Pyros. Yours is small, and only capable of Fire damage.

Though I imagine that scorch mark will be a pain to get out, since it's a wooden floor.

[PyrosNine]

It was a small tornado for small ninjas.

And thankfully, it's not my house.

[Hatake Kakashi]

Heh. Wonderful as always, Mauve. Particularly the chat with Raiden.

How many stab wounds did you, perchance, inflict?

[PyrosNine]

Aww, poor thunderboy....Oh well. As his fictional brother, I hereby give you the ahead to stab him more.

Also if that doesn't float your boat, could you at least give me a cameo of stabbing him? I'm lonely, flea-bitten, forced out of my room by vermin and currently roughing it in my guest room, and it'd make me laugh.

[Loyal]

Ze mafia! The overanaltical bunch of mysterious killers! And now they're after you! Run for it, Mauve! :p

[Fenris]

XD That was wonderful, Mauve.

Lemme guess, I'm in the mafia because I enjoy a game or two of it? :p

[Flarecobra]

Well Mauve, if you're in need of a bodyguard, I'm for hire....if you don't mind a lamia-that-can-go-human as a partner.

[Seran]

Mauve Mage, if I may say something, I must say that recent comic of yours was brilliant. Is there going to be a convenient save for you every time an axe gets thrown at your head?

[DarkCORN!]

According to the laws of comicry, if its funny, it can happen. So, yes, until the joke gets stale.

Also, Seran, nothing will save you from an ax to the head if you don't do the next part of RM's nightmare!

[mammothtank]

Well Mauve, if you're in need of a bodyguard, I'm for hire....if you don't mind a lamia-that-can-go-human as a partner.No no no... if it is a bodyguard you seek, hire an honorable knight to keep watch over you. *cough* You can go with the shapeshifting snake woman if you want, but...

[Major Blood]

Mauve: One thing that could be said is that it wasn't me. Just because i have an axe in my sprite sheet dosen't mean i did it....
...
...
...
What?

[Loyal]

No no no... if it is a bodyguard you seek, hire an honorable knight to keep watch over you. *cough* You can go with the shapeshifting snake woman if you want, but......Honorable... *Sees the excessively busty young lass in your avatar and the dubious cough* ...Knight... *Recalls frequent beatings of you in chat*

...Riiiiight. :p

[Dynamite220]

No no no... if it is a bodyguard you seek, hire an honorable knight to keep watch over you. *cough* You can go with the shapeshifting snake woman if you want, but...No, no. You've got it all wrong. A knight is useless in this situation. What one would need is a stealthy person who uses similar tactics and would be able to hide from the mafia people and pick them out without resistance.

Of cource this person, *cough* would charge an extortionate fee for services, but hey.

[Mondt]

*Sees the excessively busty young lass in your avatar and the dubious cough*Holy shit! I always thought those were her knees!

[mauve]

Is there going to be a convenient save for you every time an axe gets thrown at your head? For the sake of my continuing PG rating, I hope so. XD


And all you groovy people who have expressed interest in being in the series: Thank you! You're giving me ideas for future episodes as we speak! Or.. as we write... I guess... But nonetheless, I hope to get in as many NPF people as I can, in large or small roles, depending on what I need. I've got some things planned for the rest of the storyline already, but I don't have too many roles cast yet. So there's a very good chance that Mauve will need lamia dragoons and mages and fire angels and tank knights and thieves and forum hobos and whatever else in the near future. CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED.

[Fenris]

And all you groovy people who have expressed interest in being in the series: Thank you! You're giving me ideas for future episodes as we speak! Or.. as we write... I guess... But nonetheless, I hope to get in as many NPF people as I can, in large or small roles, depending on what I need. I've got some things planned for the rest of the storyline already, but I don't have too many roles cast yet. So there's a very good chance that Mauve will need lamia dragoons and mages and fire angels and tank knights and thieves and forum hobos and whatever else in the near future. CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED.
Did I even volunteer yet?

Mauve knows me well!

[Silly Kitty]

Hm.. Mauve, the mafia needs their signature cat girl.

I think you know what to do. Random role is nice too!

[Mesden]

Did I hear mafia planning a hit someone in here?

>.>

<.<

>.>

*Makes a note to fire Major Blood* >.>

[Skyshot]

Plus they would need a thief. By that I mean a competent one. ZING!

Sadly, I have played in no mafia games on the NPF, so that may have to slide. But you know they could stand one. Especially one to preside over the mafia funeral(s).

[Great Cartoonist]

To paraphrase a certain meme I've seen on the internet...

I LEAVE THIS THREAD FOR A FEW MOMENTS AND THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS

Seriously Mauve, I think your new series has great potential. Unfortunately I won't be here for quite some time to praise your comic-y skills, as I will have left for my vacation spot. I'll probably make a new NPF series while I'm over there.
But I doubt it.

And no, I have no intention of being part of a mafia group, real or fictional. It's just not me...
But hell, if you want me to be in your comic in some way, go right ahead.

[Nikose Tyris]

I'm quietly volunteering for that. I adore this new comic series, and I really don't tell everyone how much I like there comics.

'Cept darkCORN!. but I need to tell him how good he's doing less often, his ego's getting puffed up. :P

Mauve, awesome new comic.
Rick Zarber, I know the comics older now, but that's awesome too.

To everyone else: My computer is being bitchy and keeps refusing to load some pages, so I'm assuming the level of awesome is still high.

And Major blood's alcomohol comic is cute.

[RickZarber]

In regards to MT's avatar, and echoing sk3L3t0n: Sweet holy crap, you mean those aren't her knees?!

In regards to Mauve's comics: Glad to see you back in the fold again with more comics, Mauve! Awesome, as always.

[GARUD]

MT, honestly I thought those were knees two. Really big knees. Wow.

Mauve, you are justified in doing whatever you want to Raiden, and then blaming it on Pyros. I like your comics too.

[Nikose Tyris]

Guys, Knees do not have obvious nipples. His avatar is fairly obvious. :P And I like Pyros's comics too, now that they loaded. :P

[Melfice]

... volunteers!
For whatever you want. Just, don't have me running around in a fantasy setting. I'm no Wolverine, thank you.

Anyways, I hope you'll have a great vacation, Mauve. May many ideas sprout in that mind of your's.

EDIT: Also, if any artist here thought that those were knees in MT's avatar, I'm going to have to slap you.
Knees do NOT, I repeat NOT, attach to arms. Not even in manga and anime.

[Flarecobra]

Well, in responce to MT's comment about be being a shapeshifting snake-girl, that's only in chat.....No dragongirl or phoenix sprites for the like. Only between human and lamia now. Besides, I'm sure that a bodyguard that can self-revive after taking a bad hit can be very useful.

[RickZarber]

Also, if any artist here thought that those were knees in MT's avatar, I'm going to have to slap you.
Knees do NOT, I repeat NOT, attach to arms. Not even in manga and anime.I guess I've just never looked at his avatar all that closely... :p And it still does look to me like a girl hugging her knees. Except for the nipple, which is painfully obvious now.

[DarkCORN!]

I won't be able to make comics July 8-27. I will be at the beach.

[Hatake Kakashi]

I'll volunteer for the Mauve comics. I couldn't, perchance, be the guy that taunted Raiden, could I?

...What? All that stuff that happened to him doesn't necessarily have to be from just one assailant....

>.>

[DarkCORN!]

Oh, that reminds me, I volunteer. If possible one of the Mauve Assassins (TM).

[Seran]

DarkCORN!'s comic reminds me of a certain guest comic. One of my favorites.

[DarkCORN!]

It was based off that. I believe that guest comic was made by Arlia Janet, wasn't it?

[Flarecobra]

Yep. It was made by her.

[DarkCORN!]

Yeah, its kind of a tribute to AJ's comic. Also, I will have internet access on my trip from the 8th to the 27th. I won't have all my sprites, though. I won't be online much. My girlfriend will be keeping me busy *wink wink nudge nudge*.

[Loyal]

You mean those weren't her knees?Was it really that hard to tell, guys? O_o

My girlfriend will be keeping me busy *wink wink nudge nudge*.Dude, you're what, 13? Easy there, tiger. =P

All sniping aside, DC's comic was... interesting... However, even with the context given, I'm gonna have to do some quote-echoing of my own to express my thoughts on the matter: Friend: What the fuck?

DFM: Is that good or bad, my faithful friend?

Friend: I’m not saying if it’s good or bad I just want to know what the fuck.

[mauve]

Was it really that hard to tell, guys? O_o Yes! I thought she was hugging her knees. Her face doesn't look OLD enough to have a chest that size! o_0


DC- I liked the Star Wars and Matrix references (gave me quite a chuckle XD ), but I'm not sure I'm overly pleased about the part with yours truly. I know it was a joke, but that could be interpreted as you calling me a slut. I know that's not what you meant to do. (At least, I would hope not.) Just try to be careful with the sexual jokes, okay? I know I've already asked that people tone it down a bit, but maybe I wasn't firm enough about it. Thankees in advance.

Oh, that reminds me, I volunteer. If possible one of the Mauve Assassins (TM). Does that mean "people who try to assasinate Mauve" or "people who Mauve hires to assasinate others?" XD



Also- You know, it's really hard to type without using your pinky fingers. I cut my left pinky open today while slicing some bread (oh-ho, so THAT'S why you're supposed to cut away from you...) so now I'm trying to type with only three fingers on that hand. I don't like it. :(

ANYWAY. Heading out for vacation tomorrow. (Yaay, Chinatown and Disneyland!)

[Fenris]

You mean those weren't her knees?Was it really that hard to tell, guys? O_o
THE LEFT ONE HAS A NIPPLE.

That is all.

[DarkCORN!]

Does that mean people who try to assasinate Mauve or people who Mauve hires to assasinate others?
The former.
Also, I always knew MT's avatar was boobs, not knees. I commented to him on it, too. Meh, maybe you have to be a guy (read: pervert. Not saying all guys are perverts. I'm saying I am.) to look that closely.

[mammothtank]

Wow, I didn't know my avatar would turn out to be so controversial. Cool!
Her face doesn't look OLD enough to have a chest that size! o_0That's partly the point. Also, I've received three PMs about it so far.

[DarkCORN!]

Since we're on the topic, is she doing what I THINK she's doing with her finger?

[Fenris]

Since we're on the topic, is she doing what I THINK she's doing with her finger?
Probably, considering the blush...

[mammothtank]

What? She's just resting her hand there. Geez.

[DarkCORN!]

Upon closer inspection, I realize how you could see those as her knees if she was wearing knee high boots, and take the nipple as a little pinch at the top of the boot.

[Nikose Tyris]

upon even closer inspection, we realise that the pic is Obviously Fanservicey, and was used as such! =O

Now who cares. Comic disscussion thread, not "Mammoth's avatar has nipples!" No more bitching. Comic discussing.

[Fenris]

Mammoth: Quite hilarious. Good to see you back in the game.

[Major Blood]

MT: You blew up existence? Awesome!

[Seran]

Kame-had-ultima-ga? That just rolls off the tongue, doesn't it?

[Loyal]

That there is Dhaos. It would've been SO hilarious if he had said "What the heck is THAT?"

[mauve]

I'm adding kame-hame-ultima-ga to my repetoire of spells now.

(Guess whose hotel has free internet access?) <.< >.>

[DarkCORN!]

Thank you Major Blood. Also, side note, why do you never resize the weapons in your comics?

[Osterbaum]

Amen to ending arguments.

But what is yet uncertain is, that if your comic managed to end that argument or just bring it to this thread.

[GARUD]

Look, he's probably sorry, so let's just let it go, okay?

Nice comics peeps, I can't say that I don't like.

Heh, I laughed how so many people actually post requesting to get into Mauve's comics. Appreciated much? I think so.

[Osterbaum]

Look, he's probably sorry, so let's just let it go, okay?
I'm sorry, was this directed to me?

Seems you misunderstood in that case. But let's not dwell on your failure... I mean the subject, any longer.

Peace.

[Melfice]

I'm adding kame-hame-ultima-ga to my repetoire of spells now.

(Guess whose hotel has free internet access?) <.< >.>

Well, yeah. But then you'd only have the weakest form. You need Kame-Hame-Ultima-Ga 9. =P

I liked that one, MT. Nice. ^_^

[Flarecobra]

Well Melfice, she doesn't want to destory reality, so I'd imagine that she'll use a weaker version, right Mauve?

[Melfice]

... we're talking about Mauve Mage here.
So, I'd say she would be willing to destroy the universe.

[Flarecobra]

No, because where would she live then?

[DarkCORN!]

In her house, duh!
Fenris, aren't her shoulders kinda wide? Even without the pauldrons they look way wider than they should.

[CelesJessa]

Aww thankies Fenris. =D

Fanart for me! *victory music*

[Meister]

How do you know what it looks like in the mod forum anyway? Good comic though - the lasers are a brilliant touch. Subtle yet effective. I approve.

[Adghar]

Fenris, aren't her shoulders kinda wide? Even without the pauldrons they look way wider than they should.

That, or the face is too narrow.

[QueenQeeko]

Bloody 'ell there's a lot to catch up on around here.

[Flarecobra]

QQ!!!! *Hugs!*

Anyway, skipping all the drama, there's only 4-5 comic series going right now. The two big ones are JAQ by Rick, and Quest of Save The World by Fenris.

[Fenris]

QQ!!!! *Hugs!*

Anyway, skipping all the drama, there's only 4-5 comic series going right now. The two big ones are JAQ by Rick, and Quest of Save The World by Fenris.
Big? It's medium-sized at best. Speaking of AQoSTW, I need to work on that... >.>

[QueenQeeko]

Warm welcome ^^.

Nice to see you, 'Cobra.

[Flarecobra]

Yeah...as many of the guys in chat will tell you, I've changed a lot (Persona-wise at least) since you left.

[Seran]

Yay for the glowing lasers!
And, just to throw in a personal comment, it actually looks kinda fun to aimlessly ride a tank before plummetting through a hole in the middle of nowhere.

[Loyal]

Yes... Flare has changed a lot since you've last been... more or less active.

And to get it out of the way... WELCOME BACK QEEKO!!

[QueenQeeko]

"And you were there, and you were there, and you were there!"

XD

Very funny stuff, Rick.

[PyrosNine]

Brian's miracle cure works wonders, WONDERS I SAY! It also cures cancer, and unwanted pregnancies!

Laugh out Loud. Yo.

[Fenris]

Rick: Awesome. I loved it.

QQ: Welcome back. Glad to see your skills haven't decayed any. :P

Pyros: Hehe, I like your style.

[QueenQeeko]

Rick: Awesome. I loved it.

QQ: Welcome back. Glad to see your skills haven't decayed any. :P

Pyros: Hehe, I like your style.

Read my webcomic and confirm that my skills haven't decayed ;)

[Loyal]

Ah, that was just brilliant, Rick. It also reminded me to post those updated 8-Bit Loyal and Nexus I never got around to posting... They're up now.

[Fenris]

Read my webcomic and confirm that my skills haven't decayed ;)
Done, and I bookmarked it and will read it in the future. ^^

I've always liked your artistic style.

[RickZarber]

Wow, comic thread just doesn't wanna stay still today!

FW: I like it. Now who will be the fighter...?

P9: Aw man, I forgot about Santa. You bastard, distracting us with your cookie sub-plots. XP

QQ: I really like the idea of the comic thread being a gigantic bulletin board... ^^ And so that's where Melfice's new picture is from! I got really excited when I realized that Ultima-Java starred old NPF/SOoO members. It's like a reunion with old friends! And seeing them star in a more or less serious story is awesome. It's funny, cause I came to NPF right as most of you guys were starting to fade away. But since I've read all the stuff you've done before, it feels like I know you. :/ It's just good to know that everyone's still around. Makes me warm inside. :P

[QueenQeeko]

Hey, thanks, Rick ^^ It's nice to hear stuff like that.

A bulletine board seemed like the bestway to illustrate the comic thread, and as the tradition goes when I draw these comics, I base them on things that have happened or been said on NPF.

Melfice needed to redesign his character design and history, and when he won the first Caption Contest on UJF, he asked for character art. I tried a slightly new art style for me when I drewit, and I think he likes it ^^

As for the UJ comic itself and the characters, I like that you see it that way. We really formed because SOoO bit the dust and we all wanted to work together anyways. We have 6 writers and lots of artistic talent so it should be a good comic in the long run hopefully.

[DarkCORN!]

THE QUEEN HAS RETURNED! *Bows*
I love how Frogman is holding QQ's head in the fourth panel.

[QueenQeeko]

Heh, that would be Frogman in an act of "Mine. ¬_¬"

He's protective ^^

[Flarecobra]

Eh, I think I can take him QQ. ^_^

[Mondt]

Wee, QQ is ba-- Wait, I never knew you. :D

Well, everyone else is happy to see her (guessing "her" from "queen" and frogMAN being protective) so, yay! I'm been looking at Ultima-Java since the 6th one came out. I likes it. =D

[QueenQeeko]

Hey, thanks for the welcome back. Yes, I am a woman and Frogman is going to be my husband. Glad you like UJ so far.


And Flare: We'll see, he's not exactly untrained himself.

[Fenris]

Mammoth: I likes the cards. Now get to work on the one I requested months ago. :P

[mammothtank]

Eheheh... :sweatdrop Sure thing, Fenris. Just as soon as I get past my laziness... and remember who was in the next batch of cards.

[QueenQeeko]

Do you have a program or engine to make those cards?

[Melfice]

... eh, what was that name again... Oh, yes. I have Magic Set Editor. I'm guessing Mammoth there uses the same. *nods*

Also, nice comic's y'all. I'd comment on every one of them... but there's just too many.

@ RZ: Yup. That's my new character alright. She really is an incredible artist, non?

[RickZarber]

I'd like to nominate GARUD's latest comic for "Best Spit-take Punchline ever".

Also, I will be sending him my bill for monitor-cleaning wipes.

[mammothtank]

Do you have a program or engine to make those cards?Magic, the Creation (http://wwwhome.cs.utwente.nl/~oosting/magicthecreation/index.php). It's gotten more detailed since I last used it, which is awesome. It even lets you print the cards you make right from the site. Also, as credited on each card, the backgrounds are from a site called visualparadox.com.

[QueenQeeko]

Ohhh okay. Might give that a go myself, sometime.

[PyrosNine]

Magic, the Creation (http://wwwhome.cs.utwente.nl/~oosting/magicthecreation/index.php). It's gotten more detailed since I last used it, which is awesome. It even lets you print the cards you make right from the site. Also, as credited on each card, the backgrounds are from a site called visualparadox.com.

I made some using that, but I know little of the game and had to rely on my little brother for help. He does tell me both are really powerful, and probably too powerful. Something about being able to kick "BFM" in the balls.

[Loyal]

If that's who I think it is, Fenris is so screwed. :p

[Melfice]

I made some using that, but I know little of the game and had to rely on my little brother for help. He does tell me both are really powerful, and probably too powerful. Something about being able to kick "BFM" in the balls.

Big Furry Monster, BFM!?
Bwahahaha! If I recall well, that's a 99/99 monster, with a shitload of abilities, 'specially designed to whoop your ass.
That must be some cards you made. XD

[Flarecobra]

Watch as it turns out it's some bunny or something....that goes Monty Python on his ass.

As for the MT hint, he has to drive out of there, doesn't he?

[QueenQeeko]

Is the Kitty Pyros card supposed to have that image select symbol in the top left corner ?

[Flarecobra]

QQ...you should see me in chat after a few drinks....

A lot of licking. That's all I'll say.

[Mesden]

QQ...you should see me in chat after a few drinks....

A lot of licking. That's all I'll say.

And YOU think she's joking...:shifty:

[PyrosNine]

Is the Kitty Pyros card supposed to have that image select symbol in the top left corner ?

Probably. Maybe. No.

Just pretend it isn't there, and I'll give you sage advice:

Stay way from flare and Chat 8bit. If you know what's good for you. Also, avoid being covered in any sweet food additives like honey.

And maybe get some lamia repellant.

[QueenQeeko]

Why? I like Flare, why would I avoid her?

[Flarecobra]

Well....I go on rampant killing sprees sometimes....

[GARUD]

Well....I go on rampant killing sprees sometimes....

Yeah, but that's not why. It's probably the statement of "Licking". The killing sprees are a regular thing round these parts, and are more or less encourged. And we just blame it on Pyros anyway.

But still...Licking? I'm going to get onto chat 8-bit more often.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

I think I'll go sit in a corner and cry myself to sleep.

[mammothtank]

Odds are, there is still some problems with the card's design in terms of actual useability and feasibility, but eh....

A 25/25 indestructible for 10? That's more overpowered than you can possibly imagine.

[Loyal]

Ha ha! You did it, QQ! Why does Chicago always get the good facial expressions? XD

[Osterbaum]

Nice to see your NPF drawings once again QQ.

Also, I love it when Chicago appears in a comic. Something always happens to him.

[mauve]

Guh. Back from vacation and soooo tired!! So many good comics happened while I was gone!

Qeeko! Good to see you on NPF again! I've been following Ultima Java, and I think it's great! I always enjoy seeing your artwork and comics. You artistically inclined person, you.

Garud: Chuck Norris?!?! Egad!! XD

RZ- I love all the 8-bit sprites. Did you make most of those from scratch, or do that many people have 8-bit versions of themselves?

Mammoth- The quotes at the bottom of the cards are a great addition. I'm glad to see the cards are back!

PyrosNine- Pfft. I woulda gone for the cookies. XD

Fenris- Only one or two of your comics will load for me, but I really like what few I'm able to read. (Damn dial-up...) I love the pit of doom. XD I'll comment further once the 'net decides to obey my bidding again. :shifty:



And now, to finish some business that happened while I was offline...
Well, yeah. But then you'd only have the weakest form. You need Kame-Hame-Ultima-Ga 9. =P I like how this man thinks.
Well Melfice, she doesn't want to destory reality, so I'd imagine that she'll use a weaker version, right Mauve? Yeah, maybe kame-hame-ultima-ga 8.5. Y'know. Don't wanna go overboard or anything. That would be unnecessarily cruel.

[Flarecobra]

But still...Licking? I'm going to get onto chat 8-bit more often.


Sorry, you're the wrong gender.

Guys taste icky.

[PyrosNine]

Hmm...wonder what Cheshy's immune from?

[Loyal]

ANything and everything he wants to be immune from.

*Hit* *IMMUNE!*

*Shoot* *IMMUNE!*

*Ebola* *IMMUNE!*

See? Everything.

[CheshireThief]

I'm also immune to Loyal's post. ^_^

[Flarecobra]

...Didn't I take it away from you?

[CheshireThief]

...Didn't I take it away from you?

Not at the time the picture was drawn!

[Hatake Kakashi]

MB.... that was perfect. Sic 'em on another pirate!

[Major Blood]

Oh really MT? I take that as a challenge.

[Flarecobra]

And thus, the Pirate/Ninja rivalry flared up again after MB's pet Ninja killed Rick's Pirate, ending their uneasy truce.

[RickZarber]

Killing someone else's pet? That's cold, MB. Cold.

And ah hell, there goes 8 hours of work on that truce there. :P

For the purpose of the Archive, what should we call this little mini-series?

[Flarecobra]

Pirate Vs Ninja Reloaded?

[Inbred Chocobo]

Pirate Vs Ninja: Dead man's doll.

[Flarecobra]

Pirates Vs. Ninja: When Pets Attack?

[phil_]

Pirates v. Ninjas: MB Can Summon Now.

[Nikose Tyris]

Monkeys Vs Dragons: This title has nothing to do with the story.


Great comics, MB and MT.

Your initials are silly-easy to mix up.

[Flarecobra]

I just noticed something....as many times I've made out with SK, Inbred has done ziltch. Because he knows it's nothing serious, and that it's just us messing around and being goofs.

[PyrosNine]

Yes, I know my comic is of poor quality, but the unnatural resizing done to it by Photobucket was far more atrocious! ATROCIOUS I SAY!

So I had to make it smaller in kb so a few pictures were removed, and I had to change the last 2 panels.

As to what they were originally....WouLDN"T YOU LIKE TO KNOW!?!? DIE OF WONDERING!

[Loyal]

That, Mauve, is a lot better than I can manage; Anytime I try to color something BEFORE scanning it, it comes out FUGLY, both on paper, and ESPECIALLY on screen.

[Flarecobra]

Heh, nice one Rick.

P9....Did I miss something?

Mauve.....Cool.

[PyrosNine]

They were in a volcano to begin with, so they merely left it before fighting.

Didn't want another ruined floor.

[Flarecobra]

Ok, cool.

Could've mentioned that. >_<

[Hatake Kakashi]

MB: Summoning a mini IC? Beautiful. Just beautiful. At last, IC has someone to help him with his spriting. We should see them pop out twice as fast... some with half the size.

RZ: K... so Fenris attacks a weak point. Where was the massive damage, man? Oh, and still, good comic.

Mauve: I could never draw like that. I once drew me... I love and loathe the picture because, well, it took me 5 damn months of ripping my hair out. I'll never do it again. So, good work.

[Fenris]

Rick: Awesome. I'm useful for once! YAY! Heh, excellent comic.

P9: Nice. "I can see my house from here!" Classic.

MM: I love your art style. Keep it up!

[GARUD]

I love the comics people. Keep up the great work guys.

[Major Blood]

Mauve, that was pure comic genious. I especially liked #4.

I misspelled genious right?

[mammothtank]

In reverse order:

Mauve: "Convenient Lead Barriers 'r Us" sounds like a branch of Akbar Co. In any case, it's hilarious.

sk3l3t0n: It suits him. Nice job. (don't know why I said MB before. I must be retarded or something)

phil: Yes, yes it is. It's also painful. >.<

Mauve previous: ...Do you take requests? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease with a cherry on top? =^.^=

MB, it's "genius." Stupid ninja.

[mauve]

Phil. That is... so beautiful. *sniff* It made me laugh out loud.

EDIT-
Mauve previous: ...Do you take requests? Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease with a cherry on top? =^.^= Well, since you asked so politely, I might give it a try. ;)

[Fenris]

Phil_: Love it. Hilarious. And I was in it! Yaaaaaaaay!

Mauve: Seriously, all we have to do is have you WRITE and hilarity is bound to ensue. Good job!

sk3l: Hehe, nice.

[GARUD]

Gee, I wonder why Fifthfiend is getting so much attention (duh!). Still, phil, you always make me laugh. Mauve, yours was cool too. I like how you just happened to have a lead shelter.

[Loyal]

-Mauve: Yes! It's the SSMMCC! :p

You rock, Mauve.

...Waitaminute, the Mafia is using my creations? GAH!! This must not stand!! DAMN YOU, MAFIA!!

-Phil, that thing is just plain awesome. With a little bit of tweaking, that could become the single most awesome desktop wallpaper EVER. ^_^

[Flarecobra]

Mauve, THAT was good! All you needed was a pendulum (SP?) blade dropping down on the Lead Barrior.

[Major Blood]

Mauve: Those drawings are awesome.

All the cool forum members have drawings of themselves. Nobody will draw me. **Goes Emo**

[Loyal]

-Mauve: Hey, more Mauve drawlings! =D

-MB: You're right. The version you put up is way funnier. XD

[Lycanthrope]

Its alright Major. No one draws me either. *pouts*

[mauve]

I drew MT because he asked me to, actually.

[Meister]

I drew MT because he asked me to, actually.
*puppy eyes*

Pretty please? ^_^

[GARUD]

I drew MT because he asked me to, actually.

Saying that was the equivilent of saying "I'm taking requests. Spam my PM box." You have doomed yourself by your own talent. Doomed I say! Doomed!

MB: You forgot a joke that includes beer goggles. But still, it was hilarious.

[mammothtank]

See how politeness pays off?

Yay drawing! Thank you, Mauve! I love it! :D *tries to click the rep button that isn't there* Argh. :shifty:

MB, do you actually get drunk all the time, or is that just a comic gag?

[Major Blood]

MB, do you actually get drunk all the time, or is that just a comic gag?

Half and half actually.

[Flarecobra]

You KNOW you'll have to draw everyone now Mauve.

And MB, I don't have that great foreward speed in Lamia form......so you could outrun me even drunk. Besides, as those in Chat know, I don't mind drinking myself.

[Fenris]

I drew MT because he asked me to, actually.
Oooh, me after Meister!

And Flare.

Hell with it, just get it done whenever. ;)

[phil_]

With a little bit of tweaking, that could become the single most awesome desktop wallpaper EVER.Tweaked and ready for perusin'. Warning: Beyond this link lies awesomeness beyond what the Surgeon General has deemed healthy for persons of average height and weight. (http://img239.imageshack.us/my.php?image=fifthsamodbgzo6.png)

It's 800x600, but resizes nicely.

[mauve]

Saying that was the equivilent of saying "I'm taking requests. Spam my PM box." GHLK!!! No!! No spammy!!! If anyone wants to request, please do so here. My inbox is too cluttered and my crappy dial-up is too full of evilness to handle too many PMs at one time. I suppose if I was less lazy I could just clean out the seventy ancient messages i've got stored in there for no apparent reason, but that would be work, and I avoid that kind of thing when I'm here.

But I'm glad you liked it, MT!


Major Blood: The last panel made me laugh. XD

[Fenris]

GHLK!!! No!! No spammy!!! If anyone wants to request, please do so here. My inbox is too cluttered and my crappy dial-up is too full of evilness to handle too many PMs at one time. I suppose if I was less lazy I could just clean out the seventy ancient messages i've got stored in there for no apparent reason, but that would be work, and I avoid that kind of thing when I'm here.
I request!

And yes, MB, that was funneh. What is with it and singing on tanks?