Dante Goes Forth...

[Dante]

... into the dense jungles of Singapore, his infusion set ready, his IV needle primed, ready to administer the excruciating gospel of Hart'Mann upon the foolish who do not drink enough water...

That is to say, I'm going on exercise for the next few days, so don't y'all start the orgies without me, kay? ;)

Peace out.

[Mr. Viewtiful]

Good luck out there, dude. We'll try not to have too much fun while you're gone...

[Sithdarth]

Too late I'm afraid the AIM chat has drifted in that direction. Good luck though.

[Little Unicorn Boy]

dang man your screenname makes me want to watch clerks hardcore! and then jay and silent bob strike back! and then dogma! and then maybe titus!

titus is such a good movie dude

[reality_deviant]

Be careful out there, sweetie, and fly back to us on your little succubus-wings.

[Cloud Strife]

Good luck on the exercise!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Hey Dante, be careful. And come back soon! ^_^

[QueenQeeko]

We all know he'll be alright. ^_^

[ChaosMage]

I'm thinkin' its Singapore that might need our good wishes.

[Truce]

...I guess I missed a lot myself...

Dante, break a leg out there.

[MasterOfMagic]

Uhm... Or don't. Breaking legs is bad. Unless its someone elses.

Try not to jam those needles in too hard though, they hurt bad enough already.

[Forever Zero]

Good Luck Dante. This'll probably be just another run of the mill exercise, so catch ya when you get back.

[batgirl]

From one medic to another Dante, good luck and watch your back.

[secretskull]

Good luck Dante and if you dont come back in time I might just take over the forums.

[gurusloth]

...I'm going on exercise for the next few days, so don't y'all start the orgies without me, kay?

Are we allowed to finish orgies currently in progress? Just wondering...

[Thaumaturge]

I'm a bit late here, but goodbye and good luck. Stay safe.

[Osterbaum]

Good bye and godspeed! And rather than breaking a leg...SHAKE A LEG!!!

[Living Bobbeh]

Dante Goes Forth...
And Psymon goes 5th! Joke.

Good luck, and don't die.

[The Mirror Emperor]

Good luck out there Dante and godspeed. I'll keep CJ safe until you come back ;)

[Dragonsbane]

Good luck Dante and if you dont come back in time I might just take over the forums.

that's MY line, weapons-boy!

anyway, good luck out there, Dante!

[Thaumaturge]

Good luck Dante and if you dont come back in time I might just take over the forums.

that's MY line, weapons-boy!

anyway, good luck out there, Dante!

*glares* Ahem. I believe that it in fact it belongs to me! MWAHAHAHA!!!

[Dragonsbane]

*overly-impressive animation of Dragonsbane flaunting his powers...something with fire, yessss...LOTS of fire! And looking all cool and smirky*

That's what you think!

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Um...both of you are mistaken. The forum will belong to me! And my plans are already in place...

[Thaumaturge]

*glares at DB and BMG*

I'll win out over both of you yet!

*Spirit fire flares around Thaumaturge, followed by an explosion which rocks not only the thread but the very forum. Lightning arcs about Thuamaturge.*

"I think that you will find me a more than worthy opponent!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

And here ends my thread hijacking.

[BlackMageGirl!]

*shakes head* Thaum, Thaum...have you not yet let learned? Well, let me remind you that.....

YOU WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO DEFEAT ME!!!!! ^_^

[Demon with a Glass Hand]

Good luck, my friend.

You know if I had the levels of clearance neccessary I would be there with you.

When you finish your tour of duty, be sure to send me a sit rep.

^_^

[Cloud Strife]

Two things:

1) The mods are all powerful, and can ban you with a look.

2) You are definitely straying SO far off topic that it's messing up the page. You should probably knock it off.

Besides, I'll be there to stop you. The heroes always win eventually.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Er, yeah...Sorry! Now, back on topic!

An Update!
I was in contact with Dante last night. He says that things are going fine, but he misses being here. He also wants to say hi to his SO. ^_^

[Dragonsbane]

Two things:

1) The mods are all powerful, and can ban you with a look.

2) You are definitely straying SO far off topic that it's messing up the page. You should probably knock it off.

Besides, I'll be there to stop you. The heroes always win eventually.

1. true

2. also true...even though they can never win, and they know it. I'm just letting them think they can because it furthers my overall plans.

besides, I'm not just a villain, I'm an anti-hero, and the anti-hero can always beat the hero.

[CheshireThief]

As I told Dante before he left, good luck. He'll be back in no time at all, and it'll be like he was never gone.

((And none of you are taking over the forum. I'd defame you with a song and then shiney would ban you and take over. Again.))

[The Argent Lord]

But I can take over by posting stuff here. I'm not sure how it works, it just does, so deal with it. I posted here so I'm king. WHEEEEEEEEEE!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Hey! Like Cloud said we should stop spamming! This thread is about Dante, not taking over the forum. And yeah, I know I was spamming there for a second but I at least stopped. So lets get this topic back on track, okay?

[Osterbaum]

Darn...I was about to anounce my plans for taking over the forums...

I wonder when Dante get's back?

[secretskull]

ALL YOU WHO THINK THEY CAN TAKE OVER THE FORM THAT ARE NOT ME. THE CURSE OF A THOSAND WEOPONS IS PLACED UPON YOU
Any way so Ill stay on topic when is Dante coming back and is Dante Male or Female I never did figure that out.

[Dragonsbane]

Dante is male, you illiterate person!

[secretskull]

Just verifing my suspicions

[BlackMageGirl!]

Um....Dante said that it would take 10 days. So, I guess about another week or so left before he returns.

[Dante]

TEN DAYS?

Well, not 10 days. Tomorrow, in fact. I'm back tonight for a final stopover before the last mission begins.

And don't worry, you will all have places as subject kings and queens when I return from the jungles...

[Squishy Cheeks]

What's this subject business. You know I rule you. not vice versa.

[Dragonsbane]

Enough with the ruling talk, lest Shiney decide to prove who really rules us all, by modifying our posts into songs of praise and syncophantic compliments to the power of the mods!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Hey, you told me ten days....didn't you? *sweatdrop* Or did I mess up somewhere...?

(damn...my head thinky thingy not working today...)

[MasterOfMagic]

Well, tomorrow is better than ten days, is it not?

And I don't want to be a subject king. I want to be a subject emperor! (b/c emperor sounds cooler for some reason)

[BlackMageGirl!]

Well, tomorrow is better than ten days, is it not?

Well, now that you say it..that is a good thing. Now if you excuse me, I will go get my thought processes working again. *continues to spank face against nearby printer*

[GatoFiero]

*sees BMG hitting self with a printer*
I hope you remembered to remove the ink...

[Dante]

Guess who's back, back again...

Well, I'm back from the last local exercise of the year (yay) with pictures!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/Mervin.JPG

This is Mervin, the 3SG I've been sharing a 'Rover with for a while.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/MervinPart2.JPG

Mervin, on the other bank of the little river we had to prepare for fording.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/RiverFording.JPG

The river fording in question...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/RiverFordingCockup.JPG

No, dummies, you throw the smoke on your OPPONENT'S position...

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/GOGOGO.JPG

Crossing under fire! GO! GO GO!

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/AlanTheHobbit.JPG

Alan, TCO Hobbit.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/TheStoremen.JPG

Tai(left) and his understudy(right), who looks like he just came back from Iraq.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/LaurencetheSlackClerk.JPG

Laurence, slacker with a winning smile.

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/NotRightNow.JPG

Go waaaaaay playing FFTA

http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2004-10/847625/FullBattleOrder(not).JPG

Me in the medic gear

[Osterbaum]

Thats a lt of gear. How much does the medic gear weight?

[QueenQeeko]

Yay! Photos!

Very cool, Dante-san ^_^

[Dante]

Thats a lt of gear. How much does the medic gear weight?

Stretcher - 5.4 kg.
Air Viva (orange boxy thingy) - 1.2 kg
Medical pouch - 3.5 kg

Bear in mind this is in addition to the combat load of a fully loaded set of webbing and a SAR-21 assault rifle, which I fortunately need not carry.

[Osterbaum]

Now I know even more certainly that I will not be a medic. Too much stuff to carry. :D

I'd rather be a Sissi anyway. (Sissi=Guerilla)

[Dante]

You think being a medic's bad, try being an 84 or GPMG gunner... The GPMG weighs 11.5 kg unloaded, and the 84 (AKA Carl Gustav) weighs even more.

[Osterbaum]

Those things weight a lot. Too much. Well as a Sissi I will have to carry most of the time a minimum equipment to maintain my speed. But when the Sissi's travel...It's full gear. Nothing gets transported by trucks.

Everyone has to cary too heavy stuff...Maby I'l try for the position of anti air gunner. I hear it's the easiest job in the hole army.

[MasterOfMagic]

If anything, I'd be a fighter pilot. They get to fly. And go faaassst. And blow things up. But I have crappy eyesight, so I think I'll stay civilian.

[Little Unicorn Boy]

I am sorry to interject but you look totally sexy in that med gear.

totally.

[Dragonsbane]

so...call me an idiot, but I have no idea what country you're from, Dante, or what country you're currently in. I know it's somewhere in Asia (duh), but that's really all I know.

[Squishy Cheeks]

Singapore

[CelesJessa]

I am sorry to interject but you look totally sexy in that med gear.

totally.

Of course, a guy is uniform is mostly always sexy. ^^

[videogamerz2000]

Hey Dante! Can you bring me back a little foreign slave? Or foregin idiot? I've always wanted one...
Just kidding.
If anybody out there got offened, then they should eat some cancerous Dorito's and say "Bush in the Whitehouse? I though fire was made of ham!"
Back to Dante...

[BlackMageGirl!]

Wow! Hey Dante, you do look good in a uniform! ^_~ Nice pictures.

[Osterbaum]

Dante might look good in an uniform...But just wait for about...Two or three years? And I'l show you who looks good in uniform! :D

[Forever Zero]

No, dummies, you throw the smoke on your OPPONENT'S position...

Heh, that makes me chuckle...

Welcome back, Dante. Looks like things went well.

[videogamerz2000]

Just checked the pics....
Always nice to see fellow forumer's in uniform.
Always teh sexy!! :D

[Introduction]

FOMG VG2000 lieks teh sexy! O_o

[MasterOfMagic]

Hey, I like teh sexy too. Just not guys. Just got around to letting the pics load. All I can say is: You have some very uhm... colorful freinds. Especially liked the guy playing FF:TA.

[Dante]

Hey, I like teh sexy too. Just not guys. Just got around to letting the pics load. All I can say is: You have some very uhm... colorful freinds. Especially liked the guy playing FF:TA.

That was ME.

[Forever Zero]

Yep, and Master of Magic wins an award for Excellence in Being Slow on the Uptake...