Our sad, sad selfs.

[EVILNess]

Post the saddest thing about you. I don't mean like actually BOO-HOO sad I mean like so sad it borders on cool. Like this:

I can sing the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song at will.

"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Heroes in a half shell,Turtle Power!

There the world's most fearsome fighting team,
We're really hip,
they're heroes in the half shell and they're green,
Hey get a grip,
when the evil Shedder attacks these turtle boys don't cut 'em no slack.

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,

Splinter taught them to be ninja teens,
He's a radical rat,
Leonardo leads, Donatello does machines,
Thats a fact jack,
Rapheal is cool but rude,
Gimme a break,
and Micelangeo is a party dude,
PARTY!

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, heroes in a half shell,

TURTLE POWER!"

Yep, I typed that from memory.

[chryos_the_forsaken]

I can speak 2 languages, but I can't remember my locker combination...

[BlackMageGirl!]

I watched TLF's "Return of Ganondorf" so many times that I can recite it line for line. What's really sad though is that my friend also knows it line for line, so we take turns saying the whole script...Yep, we're sad.

[Introduction]

I can name every pokemon to date. Even the new ones.

[Nosferatu]

I can sing the "I'm a barby girl" Song...

That and for ROTC Compatition's... all the guys literaly become chearleaders... we do the dance move's to...

What happens at comp STAYS AT COMP!.

[EVILNess]

We won't judge you here. :D





(freak...)

[Viktor Von Russia]

I've watched both extended LoTR movies so many times, I can recite the actor's commentary from memory. Billy Boyd + Dominic Monaghan= funny!

[WanderingActor]

I have a mirror attached to the wall behind my bathroom mirror so I can look at the back of head while looking at the front. It's more vain than sad, but my friends always laugh about it. A charisma score of 35 comes at a price.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Okay,

1. I've watched Robin Hood Men in Tights so much I can recite the entire script.
2. I have the inane ability to spontantiously re-make lyrics to songs to suit my own misery. I do it a lot at work. I once completely remade "Barrets Privateers" to suit my work.
3. I can instantly tell you how many Turbolasers, Ion Cannons, Laser Cannons, and Starfighters are carried aboard almost any Ship in the Star Wars Universe... Sad.
4. I obsessively create CAW's in my new game WWE Day of Reckonning. I can make almost anyone you want. My creations include
Red Mage
Black Mage
Fighter
Ghandi
Link
Neo
Agent Smith
Agent Smitty
Gambit
Wolverine
Jadarendir
Myself
Ganondorf
Scorpion
Sub-Zero
Reptile
and Strong Bad.

[Meister]

When I hear or read a Terry Pratchett quote, chances are I can tell you what book it's from and what the context was, who said it etc.

[Silver Wolf]

I can speak Al Bhed, and rather fluently....

[Little Unicorn Boy]

I know all the lyrics to every Barenaked Ladies song ever.

I have something even sadder about me, but I can't really say it... suffice to say it involves little boys.... and the lusting thereafter

[MasterOfMagic]

3. I can instantly tell you how many Turbolasers, Ion Cannons, Laser Cannons, and Starfighters are carried aboard almost any Ship in the Star Wars Universe... Sad.

Must...test...(only 'cause I wish I could, jsut can't memorize anything) okay, and easy one: Star Destroyer.

And then, Boba Fett's Slave 1

[slightly aboveaverage man]

ISD:
60 Ion Cannons
60 Turbolasers
30 proton Torpedo clusters (only on later models like the Chimaera at the time of the peace treaty)
10 Tractor Beam Projectors
12 Tie Bombers
24 Tie Interceptors
36 Tie Starfighters
and 5 Assault Gunboats
variable number of Skipray Blastboats, ranges from 3-12
8 Lambda Class Shuttles
15 Stormtrooper Transports.
20 AT-AT walkers
30 AT-ST walkers

Slave 1
Two fire linked laser cannons,
1 ion cannon
1 concussion missile launcher
1 proton torpedo launcher
1 Tractor beam projector
no additional starships.

[pochercoaster]

I've memorized the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, Killer Queen, We Will Rock You, Fat Bottomed Girls, and Another One Bites the Dust and will proudly sing them out.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I will join you in singing the Bohemian Rhapsody.

In fact I lead the Liberal Party in singing it in our Model Parliament last year. It was my speech and I got a standing ovation. Plus it was broadcast to all 2500 people in our school.

[zdude255]

Holy Crap on the star wars one...

I know I have a few but I can't think of many right now.

Though I can recite the current 3 8-bit theater flash anims from memory...

And I've risen to the status of Godlike in SSBM

[EVILNess]

You. Are. A. God.

From now on you are more than slightly above average in my book.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Cmon. Gimme a hard one this time. :D

if you like that, read the bottom of my Signature! :D

ah... At one point I would dispute your SSBM title; but it's been years since I've played... I've atrophied.

[gurusloth]

...I can sing the entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song at will.

Yes, but can you rap the entire 'Turtle Power' rap from the end credits of the first TMNT movie?

I've memorized the lyrics to Bohemian Rhapsody, Killer Queen, We Will Rock You, Fat Bottomed Girls, and Another One Bites the Dust and will proudly sing them out.

What about 'We Are The Champions'?

As for me, I can sing all the words to every song on the Tenacious D album, except for the ones that I can't make out what they're saying, and then I just sort of grunt it phonetically.

[Viktor Von Russia]

You read the Essential Guide to Vehicles and Vessels too eh, SAAM? OK, how about an interdictor and a dreadnaught? Not that there's any way for me to check (I lost that book awhile ago), but give it a go. I love watching genius at work.

On another note: gurusloth, think you can do the part in Inward Singing with the cussing? I only heard it once, but it was friggin' hilarious.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

A Dreadnaught (Katana-class) has
10 Turbolaser Batteries
10 Quad Turbolasers
and 20 Turbolasers
it carries 12 starfighters

An interdictor cruiser is pretty weak, as it only has
20 Quad Laser Cannons,
8 Tractor Beam Projectors
however, some have been modified to have only 10 Quad Laser Cannons and and additional 10 Ion Cannons.
They also sport
12 Tie Starfighters
12 Tie ?'s (It changes from cruiser to cruiser. Some have Bombers some have Interceptors, and some have a second squadron of Starfighters)

Edit: and the essential guide was not reliable. It screwed up and had the schematics for the Victory Star Destroyer where the Imperial Star Destroyer should have been, and listed the Executer as 8000 meters long, whereas the true length is 12 500 meters.

[Viktor Von Russia]

Wooooow. I'd like to give you some rep, SAAM, but apparantly, I can't give it to you twice in a row.

[pochercoaster]

What about 'We Are The Champions'?

Nope. I don't really like that one. You all must bow to the power of Bohemian Rhapsody instead :D

[Viktor Von Russia]

Indeed. Bohemian Rhapsody=genius.

[MasterOfMagic]

Bohemian Rhapsody is teh awesome. I will sing along, though I don't know the words without some help.

Do you know Vong specs SAAM?

If so, tell me what their equivilent of a destroyer has. If you don't, I'm not suprised. Those things are hard. I'm trying to think of a hard normal one, give me a little bit...

[Viktor Von Russia]

Heh. This is quickly turning into a "Try to stump SAAM" thread, isn't it?

[LeefRyder]

26yrs old...and I still get excited when I see Sanrio merchandise. >.>

[MasterOfMagic]

I just want to know how good he is. To see if he's better than I was in my prime (back when I still read the books on a daily basis)

Alright, I have two good ones. An Imperial Lambda-class shuttle, and a Scimitar assault bomber.

[pochercoaster]

Karaoke time...

~Bohemian Rhapsody~

Is this the real life-
Is this just fantasy-
Caught in a landslide-
No escape from reality-
Open your eyes-
Look up to the skies and see-
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy-
Because I'm easy come, easy go,
Little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me
To me

Mama, just killed a man,
Put a gun against his head,
Pulled the trigger, now he's dead,
Mama, life had just begun,
But now I've gone and thrown it all away-
Mama ooo,
Didn't mean to make you cry-
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow-
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters-

Too late, my time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
Body's aching all the time,
Goodbye everybody-I 've got to go-
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Mama ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I don't want to die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all-

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the Fandango-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening me-
Galileo, Galileo,
Galileo, Galileo
Galileo figaro-magnifico-
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me-
He's just a poor boy from a poor family-
Spare him his life from this monstrosity-
Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! No-,we will not let you go-let him go-
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let him go
Bismillah! We will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go-let me go
Will not let you go let me go
No, no, no, no, no, no, no-
Mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go-
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me-

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can love me and leave me to die-
Oh baby-Can't do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-

Nothing really matters,
Anyone can see,
Nothing really matters-,nothing really matters to me,

Any way the wind blows...

If I weren't lazy, I'd post the actual song. But I happen to be lazy. Neener.

[Viktor Von Russia]

I would KILL to be able to play that song on a gee-tar. Or piano.

[MasterOfMagic]

Oh, I so have to break out the Queen cd's now. I just remembered how much I liked them.

Man, I can't believe I don't have any weird things like this. Makes me feel sad.

[My Lead Airbag]

In my Acid program for school, I put Vanilla Ice's Turtle Rap AND Zordon into a music loop meant for a sports program.

[Lycanthrope]

I know the lyrics to more TMBG songs than most people know.

Off the top of my head:
Which describes how you're feeling all the time
Which describes how you're feeling all the
feeling all the time
There's a guy in the sky
And wants to make you sigh
make you sigh like the time
that you fealt how your feeling all the time
And you'd sigh (cry in the text) at the cracks in the cieling all the time
And you say that you're fine but it doesn't realy rhyme
doesn't rhyme over seas
Which describes how you're feeling all the time
Which
De
Scribes
How
You're
Fee
ling
Which describes how you're feeling all the time
And you lie that your lifes unappealing all the time
but your lie doesn't rhyme
with the word "overseas"
overseas there's this guy
who describes how you're feeling all the time
in his mind he can find how you're feeling all the time
from behind distant lines
even straighter than his spine
which is fine
which is fine
And describes how your feeling all the time.

[MasterOfMagic]

Lycan reminded me of my talent(in another thread)! You know that cat food commercial where the cats Meow out that nice little tune? I can go through that entire melody without taking a breath, and it actually sounds like a cat! i used to do it on the bus all the time, just to annoy the bus driver. :D

[ChaosMage]

I'm so geeky, I'm popular.

[Cloud Strife]

I can speak Al Bhed, and rather fluently....


Wow! I'm not the only one!

Also, I brought DDR to this town I live in. Some people might count that as a good thing, but it's become somewhat of a small group thing, aka a DDR cult type deal thing.

[EVILNess]

DDR is evil!

It has been clinically proven, in a trial that I did, that DDR is the single cause of 70% of the world's death cults!(The other 30% is split up between Sesame Street, cardboad boxes, and movies starring Orlando Bloom.)

Uhh... it also eats babies! Here's proof!

[Omega]

i can chug 3 full bottles of water without takeing a breath..... then i act like a water gun and upchuck all the water in a 8 foot arcing spray of doom!

[Viktor Von Russia]

i can chug 3 full bottles of water without takeing a breath..... then i act like a water gun and upchuck all the water in a 8 foot arcing spray of doom!

There's a TV show for people like you. It's called Steve Harvey's Big Time.

[Lycanthrope]

that... is... SO FUGGEN COOL!... I mean disgusting... hghm humm.

[Omega]

i used to have a web cam of it back when i could do it regularily i dont do it any more it hurts to much nowadays. i wish i still had the footage but i lost it in the hard drive wipe of 02

[Totsumanu]

I can resite Transformers: The movie, UHF, Spaceballs, and Robin Hood: Men in tights. At will. *sigh*

[Little Unicorn Boy]

knowing the lyrics to a few Queen songs? that's not sad at all, come on.

[RaiRai]

26yrs old...and I still get excited when I see Sanrio merchandise. >.>
When you don't have a daughter, I think you're allowed to take the girly priviledges for yourself. =3

I don't think it's lame myself, but my mother really dislikes my underwear fetish. I collect lots of different colors and styles and she tires of washing them. I guess she'd complain no matter what the obsession.

[EVILNess]

I can resite Transformers: The movie, UHF, Spaceballs, and Robin Hood: Men in tights. At will. *sigh*

Dude, thats not sad, its a requirement of intelligent converstation!

[Cloud Strife]

Oh yeah, and I've logged in more hours on FFVII than I did with my ex-girlfriend. Now THAT is sad.

[RaiRai]

Oh yeah, and I've logged in more hours on FFVII than I did with my ex-girlfriend. Now THAT is sad.
That isn't sad without proof of game time and length of the relationship. I want screenshots. =3 (Of both!)

[EVILNess]

Yes, yes it is. In fact, that is the saddest thing I have ever heard.

May God have mercy upon your soul.

JK :D

EDIT: Oh good point, where's the proof.

[Little Unicorn Boy]

yeah, seriously. like, how long could a guy with an FFVII obsession hold down a girlfriend for?

[gurusloth]

I know the lyrics to more TMBG songs than most people know.

I know a ton of them, dood. I'm not gonna say all, since there's so many that haven't been released on CD, but I know pretty much everything from the pink album, Lincoln, Apollo, Flood, John Henry, Misc T, Factory Showroom, Long Tall Weekend, Severe Tire Damage, and I'm working on Indestructable Object.

... gurusloth, think you can do the part in Inward Singing with the cussing? I only heard it once, but it was friggin' hilarious.

Technically, I don't actually inward sing. Have you tried it? It's freaking hard! But I can sing the entire inward singing song in one breath, which is close enough, I think.

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunh
*quick pause* Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunh
...And then I start some lyrics
and you can't believe I'm singing
and I'm never f**king stopping
and I'm always f**king singiiiing
and now you know that I will never
stop the f**king singing
I'm like a f**king one-man-band
I'm like a f**king one-man-baaaaaaaaaaaaand....

[Funka Genocide]

Tachimukau saki ni
kawaita kaze
hageshiku fuki aretemo
jumon o de hototsumo
tonaetenara
watashi no pace ni naru

daremo ga urayamu
kono power to
bibou ga urusonaiwa
donna aite demo
hirumanaide
manto o nabikaseru no

aremo shitai
koremo shitai
onna no ko ni miettate
yudan shitara
jigoku iki yo
jama wa sasenaikara

far away ikutsumono maryuku daite
kyo o koekiyukitai no
yume ni mukai aruki tsuzuketeuku

kagirinai hodo

get along, try again!

That may not be entirely correct, but I don't even speak japanese. I remember the entire opening theme song to Slayers, thats right! I CAN EVEN SING IT ON KEY! Albeit not in an high pitched japanese womans voice, but still pretty good.

(The song is being sung from a womans perspective though, so singing it is kind of like pretending to be a girl, or something.)

thats just about the saddest thing I can think of.

[darkt0aster]

I once downloaded 500 individual SNES rom files over one summer with a 56k connection that averaged 25k.

I currently have a steadily increasing collection of (currently) 1170 DDR songs on my computer. That's about 40 hours and 3 GB of music.

I have a GeForce FX5200 in a system with an Athlon 64 3200+

[BlackMageGirl!]

You want sad? I memorized most of the songs by a J-pop singer called Kotani Kinya. I can even type one of them here. This one is called Rage Beat.

obieta mezuki de iradastu omoi uwaki na kaze ni hakisutete
hibi-wareta rojou ni toketa shigunaru wa kizuato dake nokoshite-iku

madoronda noizu ga asu o keshi-saru mae ni
yabou ni hibiku kutsuoto o oikakete

doko ni mo tomaranai
mitsasanai Emotion shikato kimete oikose yo
furueteru shai na seikai no nuke-michi o neratte
tadoritsuku basho e I want a new world

muragaru fuan ni tsume o tatereba mishiranu uso ni hajikarete
mote-amasu jikan ga sabitsuita machi o warubirezu ni kazatte-iru

berubetto no koin dake o pakku ni tsumete
meiro no you na yume no chizu wa iranai

saka-maku kodou kara
kirakira gin no Passion kakehiki dake no yuuwaku
kowaresou na kimi no hitomi ga ikeru doa tataite
sagashi-tsuzukeru You Just a New World

mein sutoriito ni kizamu semegi-atta namida ga
ima mo kikoeru kutsuon o hisumaseru

doko ni mo tomoaranai
mitasanai Emotion shikato kimete oikose yo
furueteru shai na seikai no nuke-michi o neratte
tadoritsuku basho e I Want New World

Sad, huh?

[Toastburner B]

Let's see...sad stuff...

I'm addicted go gummi bears. Seriously. I can't walk throught the supermarket which is about 3 blocks away from my house without the serious urge to go buy a bag.

In seventh grade, on a field trip, a friend and I quoted Monty Python and the Holy Grail word for word. I haven't seen this movie in years, but I can still do a good number of the lines.

The end of Godzilla 1985 made me cry the first time I saw it. I mean, they Kill Godzilla by making him fall into the volcano, and he gives that horrible scream at the very end! It depressed me!

On that note, I am a fan of Godzilla movies. So much so that I have three Godzilla action figures (Godzilla, King Ghidora, and Mecha-King Ghidora), a cool looking Godzilla-head thing (was a toy as well, it had a little city-scape in it, but I lost all the little pieces to it...and it looks better as just the head), and make it a point to record whatever Godzilla movie comes on TV...anytime.

I played "Dark Age of Camelot" for a day or two using the 30-day free period...I made a troll/ogre/whatever it was...and just ran around trying to challenge people to dance-offs using the "point" and "dance" commands.

Edit: I also have a set plan of what to do in case a zombie outbreak happens in my neighbor hood.

[Cloud Strife]

yeah, seriously. like, how long could a guy with an FFVII obsession hold down a girlfriend for?

About a month.
You're right, though, I shouldn't make the claim unless I have the proof. And, since I really don't have the ability to show you the proof, considering the fact that my copy of FFVII was STOLEN! ( :mad: :mad: :( )... *shrugs* I don't know, I guess that means that I can't really make the claim, then, huh?

[Funka Genocide]

I'm glad to see that I'm not the only person who memorizes japanese songs. somthing else thats kind of sad, I've spent over a thousand dollars on warhammer and warhammer 40k merchandise, I then gave everything away to complete strangers. Thats kind of odd dont you think?

[Terex4]

My friend and I used to recite the script to Monty Python and the Holy Grail whenever someone would put the movie on just to annoy them.

I've created all of my friends on Smackdown Shut Your Mouth (HCTP wasn't as good for CAW IMO) and myself.

I used to know the lyrics to a bunch of Wierd Al's songs including Amish Paradise, Like a Surgeon, Dare to be Stupid, Eat It, Fat, Pretty Fly for a Rabbi, and a bunch more.

I can identify most of the races in the Star Wars movies and tell you their planet of origin. I haven't done so in a long time though and need to brush up on the names of some of the planets and a few of the alien names.

I have set records on Mario Kart 64 while having one hand occupied between controlling the kart and eating pizza.

I have character sheets for D&D based on myself and my friends if we were to play ourselves.

[Funka Genocide]

you know, as strange as it may sound, I've done everything you've just listed too. weird...

[Lycanthrope]

Truely sad? I can listen to a piece of music I've never heard and tell exactly when it was written plus or minus fifty years.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Dude, you know what's the saddest thing of all? That most of us can do what everyone has stated! Now, that is sad.

[Terex4]

Dude, you know what's the saddest thing of all? That most of us can do what everyone has stated! Now, that is sad.
Birds of a feather flock together.....or something like that.....

[reality_deviant]

Character generation is more than a pastime for me, it's an addiction. There's something just so wonderful about rolling up those stats, or filling in those dots...

I have a party of me & my friends in Temple of Elemental Evil, FFI, FFIIj, and of course we're all pro skaters in the Tony Hawk games. We routinely debate what class and level we all are, and I've been trying to figure out a good test to determine a person's stats. I've also converted World of Darkness characters to D&D, and D&D characters to WoD. I've worked extensively to create a dungeon that is a Dungeon Master unto itself, that will run sessions for a group of players, a sort of hybrid PC/tabletop RPG. Not quite there yet, I'm afraid to say...

I'm sure there's more. I am soo nerdy. Damn proud of it, but still, sooo nerdy...

[IHateMakingNames]

Give me a Red vs. Blue quote, and I can tell you who said it and in what episode.

I used to know most of the episodes' lines by heart, but then I forgot them when I stopped watching them (Because Season 2 ended so no new videos).

[BlackMageGirl!]

Okay, lets test that theory IHMN. *ahem*

"Shut up, your armor is pink."

[IHateMakingNames]

Episode 23, said by Simmons.

Grif brunned Simmons, and Donut rubbed it in, then Simmons said that quote.


Edit - So save space, this is to Gato's quote below.

Episode 14, first line is Church, second line is Tucker.

Also, it's "Does it hurt for real?"
"Oh yeah, big time."

I like that scene.

[GatoFiero]

Here's one for IHMN

"Does it hurt for real?"
"Oh yea, big time."

Edit - Bam, he even corrected me before I could check and edit the quote myself. *has his RvB s1 DVD in right now*

[BlackMageGirl!]

Wow...hey, why aren't they making another season?

Oh, another sad thing about me. In video games I have to complete every freakin' side quest. I'm serious, I have to get everything out of the game before I think about playing a new one.

[GatoFiero]

The saddest thing about me is that I've seen every episode from every star trek series to date...and I’m not even a trekky.

[MasterOfMagic]

BMG!, you should play Baldur's Gate. You'll play it for a very long time. And then there's the expansion. And the second game. And its expansion. *nods*

[BlackMageGirl!]

Um...I don't think so. If it's as expansive as you say I would drop everything and just play it. Which would be a bad thing since I have a lot of tests coming up. Also, I have to deal with my bug problem first. ^_^;;

[Funka Genocide]

RD mentioned obsessively rolling up characters, I too am addicted to character generation. In fact, I've probably spent more time making characters than playing with them, I always end up being the dm anyways.

sad= once spent a week creating a ninja monkey character, in which time i weeded through multiple possibilities for a plausible ninja monkey, and backed up all my stats with rules from major D&D rule books, only to have the monkey killed in the first scene it appeared in. He didn't even get to do anything, everyone asked me why I described the death of a monkey so passionately, I couldn't answer through the tears.

[Terex4]

I too spend hours rolling up characters and writing up character kits. I also make characters for the marvel RPG.

[Dragonsbane]

I can hum the theme song of Transformers, He-Man, Thundercats, Dragonball Z, Gundam Seed, Megas XLR, and TMNT with perfect accuracy...and probably more shows, too, but I can only think of those at the moment.

[edit] even sadder...I usually hum them, loudly, at the dinner table and at school. My teachers are beginning to believe I'm insane...heh, took them long enough!:p

[Viktor Von Russia]

Oh, another sad thing about me. In video games I have to complete every freakin' side quest. I'm serious, I have to get everything out of the game before I think about playing a new one.

I do that too, but I thought all RPGers do.

[Dragonsbane]

Yeah...I do that. If I miss a sidequest, and can't go back to complete it, then I start over. It's like some weird compulsion.

[edit]yeah, seriously. like, how long could a guy with an FFVII obsession hold down a girlfriend for?

You'd be surprised...

[BlackMageGirl!]

Naw, my brother doesn't actually. He just plays through to the storyline. Hardly plays any of the sidequests at all.

[Terex4]

If anyone has played Blood Omen 1, Legacy of Kain then you've probably heard Kain's laugh when you've been attacking for awhile. That laugh has slowly incorporated itself as my regular laugh.

[Drooling Iguana]

A Dreadnaught (Katana-class) has
10 Turbolaser Batteries
10 Quad Turbolasers
and 20 Turbolasers
it carries 12 starfighters

An interdictor cruiser is pretty weak, as it only has
20 Quad Laser Cannons,
8 Tractor Beam Projectors
however, some have been modified to have only 10 Quad Laser Cannons and and additional 10 Ion Cannons.
They also sport
12 Tie Starfighters
12 Tie ?'s (It changes from cruiser to cruiser. Some have Bombers some have Interceptors, and some have a second squadron of Starfighters)

Edit: and the essential guide was not reliable. It screwed up and had the schematics for the Victory Star Destroyer where the Imperial Star Destroyer should have been, and listed the Executer as 8000 meters long, whereas the true length is 12 500 meters.Actually, the Executor-class command ship (sometimes referred to by the nickname "Super Star Destroyer") is 17.6km long, based on scaling from the films and notes from the original model-makers. More information here (http://www.theforce.net/swtc/ssd.html). Unfortunately, the people in charge of a lot of the spin-off material didn't do their research properly, and based their length on a piece of promotional material that was released while the second movie was still in production, stating that the Executor was five times the size of a regular ISD, when it was eleven times the size in the actual films. That meant that many sources listed the Executor as 8km long, but over time more and more people became aware of the error so, as a compromise, Lucasfilm averaged the two figures for their listing on the official website, which is where the 12.8km length comes from. It's just as wrong as the old 8km figure, though.

[Viktor Von Russia]

Wow, SAAM out-star warsed by an Iguana. Will wonders never cease?

[Dragonsbane]

I doubt they ever will...

[Meister]

Wow...hey, why aren't they making another season?

Comes a little late, but they are. Check the site from time to time, it should be up soon.

Also they're making another show with the Sims 2 Engine.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

I just want to know how good he is. To see if he's better than I was in my prime (back when I still read the books on a daily basis)

Alright, I have two good ones. An Imperial Lambda-class shuttle, and a Scimitar assault bomber.

I don't focus on the Yuusan vong, 'cause they aren't cool. too zerg-like for my tastes.

A lambda class shuttle has 8 front mounted laser cannons and two back mounted. I know there are a few that are double laser cannons, but I have class now and don't have time to wrack my brain.

Scimitar's have 2 laser cannons and 20 cuncussion missile launch tubes, each that hold 1 missile for carpet bombing runs.

[DragonDaimyo]

I can recite Monty Python and the Holy Grail from memory (though I'm still working on the holy hand grenade). It really annoys my friends that I start muttering the lines under my breath whenever we put it on.

Oh and I have logged in about 90 hours on my game of Xenosaga (and I'm not done yet :D ). I think that a majority of those hours have been doing unrelated side stuff (casino, cards, AGWS game, etc.). That just shows that I have too much free time on my hands.

[reality_deviant]

Before I even realized what a geek was, I was a big cartoon geek. I could identify all the major voice actors within seconds, recite a litany of other voices they have done, and sometimes even identify specific writers based on their style. I can still do *some* of this, but my powers have waned over the years. So tragic.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

That's freekin' cool! Are their any specific cartoons you'd focus on, or did you have a rich knowledge of a wide variety?

[erikrick]

I haven't played AD&D for at least 2 years, and before that I only played a few times a year for 2 more years... and yet despite the fact that I haven't played regularly for over four years I can still (nearly) quote the key stat adjustments:

to hit to dmg missle armor
Str 16 0 +1 DEX 15 0 -1
17 +1 +1 16 +1 -2
18 +1 +2 17 +1 -3
18/50 +1 +3 18 +2 -3
18/75 +2 +3
18/90 +2 +4
18/00 +3 +5
Mdef+
HP WIS 15 +1
Con 15 +1 16 +2
16 +2 17 +3
17 +2(+3) 18 +4
18 +2(+4)
note: regen starts at 20
1/6 turns

INT... ? Proficiency slots? Hardly significant...
CHA? Bonuses start at 14, but again, significant? I think not.

Oh, yeah, and I am really good at Transformer Trivia.

[Thedarknight]

Lycan reminded me of my talent(in another thread)! You know that cat food commercial where the cats Meow out that nice little tune? I can go through that entire melody without taking a breath, and it actually sounds like a cat! i used to do it on the bus all the time, just to annoy the bus driver. :D
I ALWAYS used to do that to annoy everyone in my school. I sang it all the way to my house on a 20-minute bus ride once, only taking a breath every few minutes.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Hey, I remember yet another sad thing about me. I love The Nightmare Before Christmas. I watched it so many times that I memorised all of the songs. I'll type the second one here (It's my favorite! ^_^)

There are few who deny
That what I do I am the best
For my talents are reknown far and wide

When it comes to surprises...
In the moonlit night
I excel with out ever even trying.

With the slightest little effort
Of my ghostlike charm
I have seen full men let out a shriek

With a wave of my hands and a well placed bone
I have swept the very bravest off thier feet.

Yet, year after year
It's the same old cheer
And I have grown so weary of the sounds of screams
And I, Jack, The Pumpkin King!
Have grown so very tired of the same old things...

Oh somewhere deep, inside of these bones
And emptiness began to grow
Oh somewhere out far from my home
A lonely that I have never known...

I am the master of Fright
And a demon of the night
And I will scare you out of your pants

To a guy in Kentucky
I'm mister unlucky!
And I'm known throught England and France!

And since I am dead I can take off my head
To recite Shakespearian quotations!
No animal or man, can scream like I can!
With the fury of my recitations

But who, here, would ever understand
That the Pumpkin King, with his skeleton grin
Would grow tired of his crown
If they only understood
That he'd give it all up, if he only could....

Oh somewhere deep, inside of these bones
An emptiness begins to grow
The fame and praise come year after year
Does nothing for these empty tears....

[Terex4]

Nightmare before Christmas is friggin awesome.

INT... ? Proficiency slots? Hardly significant...
CHA? Bonuses start at 14, but again, significant? I think not.
I think you needed a new DM those two things can be very significant depending on how you play.

I thought the Yussan Vong were pretty cool but speaking of Zerg.
I at least used to be able to name every unit in starcraft. I don't know if I can still do it......

[The Argent Lord]

Me and my friend have together created a roleplaying world/ game that has spanned most mediums of communication and/or gaming, and includes characters and weapons from most major fantasy and sci-fi video games, books, and movies. It takes about 4 hours to explain my friend's part alone.

[Meister]

I recently noticed my quoting abilities aren't limited to Pratchett. Now I daresay if you quote something and I have encountered it before (i.e. it's in my comic, book, or movie archive), I can set you up with a source in little time.

And good thing you chaps mention it... note to self: must purchase Nightmare before Christmas DVD before start of winter.

[IHateMakingNames]

All (Most if you include heroes) Starcraft: Broodwar Units (Spellings may be wrong)

Terran:
SCV
Marine
Firebat
Medic
Ghost
Vulture
Spider Mines
Goliath
Seige Tank
Wraith
Valkyre
Science Vessel
Dropship
Battlecruiser
Nuke (If you count it)

Protoss:
Probe
Zealot
Dragoon
High Templar
Dark Templar
Archon
Dark Archon
Corsair
Scout
Carrier
Interceptor
Arbitor
Observer
Reaver
Scarab
Shuttle

Zerg:
Drone
Larva
Zergling
Hydra
Lurker
Ultralist
Mutalisk
Guardian
Devourer
Queen
Broodling
Overlord
Scourge
Forgot the name of unit that cast Swarm and Plague...


Terran Heroes: (I forgot some of these)

Jim Raynor (Vulture, Marine, Battlecruiser)
Kerrigan (Ghost)
Stolvk (Random guess on name) (Ghost)
Durin (Ghost)
Admiral ______ (Battlecruiser)
Admiral ______ (Battlecruiser)
Duke (Seige Tank, Battlecruiser)

Protoss:
Fenix (Zealot, Dragoon)
Tassadar (High Templar, Carrier)
Zeatural (Dark Templar)
Artanas (Scout)
Ra_____ (Corsair)

Zerg:
Kerrigan (Infested Kerrigan)
Durin (Zerg ghost)
Hunter Killers (Hydra)
Devouring ones (Zerglins)
Torrasque (Ultralisk)
Overmind (Overmind)
Dourrag (Cerebrate)
A couple more Cerebrates

(I left out all non-story heroes)

[Terex4]

Forgot the name of unit that cast Swarm and Plague...
Defiler

[slightly aboveaverage man]

AHA! You forgot the Infested Terrans for the Zerg!

And just so you know, the other Ghost was Vice Admiral Stukov.

[erikrick]

[QUOTE=I think you needed a new DM those two things can be very significant depending on how you play.
[/QUOTE]

Okay, so I just didn't remeber them... It's been 4 years! What am I some kinda machine! Aparently not... I hope I kept the reciept for the spare parts...

BTW is there a spell check on this?

[Toastburner B]

I think you needed a new DM those two things can be very significant depending on how you play.


Okay, so I just didn't remeber them... It's been 4 years! What am I some kinda machine! Aparently not... I hope I kept the reciept for the spare parts...

BTW is there a spell check on this?


There is no spell-check...BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ahem...anyways...

How sad am I? Generally, the only way I can calm down quickly after being mad/stressed/whatever is to play something violent. Thank goodness for skirmish mode in AvP and custom arcade in TimeSplitters 2.

[Rayinne]

Any game with creatable or customizable characters or NPCs, whether it be sports, FPS, or something else entirely, has been spammed with the entire playable cast of CT. And sometimes even other CT characters get in as well.

Ancedotes:
- Ayla had a Goldberg-esque undefeated run on Wrestlemania 2000, beating both established wrestlers and Chrono Wrestling League members.
- Crono, Lucca, Lavos, Kid, Thaumaturge, and Rei are the top tier of bots for the original Unreal Tournament. Lucca is undisputedly the best shot.
- Marle definitely is the combo queen of THPS4, unfortunately, she was deleted.
- The 'Magus' Rakansen setup for CR has never been beaten. NEVER.
- Robo...well, he really hasn't done anything of big impact, but he's there all the time anyway.
- A variant of Frog made a presence in a D&D game. He was a boss monster. Unfortunately, the players never got to him, as they ticked off a couple of L10 NPCs and were annihilated.
- Although Schala hasn't had as many appearances, she gets plenty of memorable roles. She was the owner of CWL in my WM2K-verse, the general that lead the high elven army to victory, has been an uber-mage in several RPGs, and of course her name's been semi-stolen for the leader of a Lainie nation and a revenge-driven psychotic.
- And yes, they all got Magic cards, too. They're somewhat broken, though.
- The most current CT conversion is Schala to SMT:N. She got a quite fitting role. I used the other name, though.

[Inbred Chocobo]

The song I'm an A**hole by Dennis Leary, I used to be able to sing that word for word, but tis been a while. I also so a Huge amount of cards in Magic the Gathering.

[Nique]

Sad (nerdy) things about me;

-I own every Major Final Fantasy Game (or versions thereof) it is possible to have bought in america, except 11. (1,2,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,10-2,FF:CC) I will probably buy 12, even though I've allowed little if any time for video games as of late. I also own Saga Frontier 2, and Kingdom Hearts. I am a sucker for sqaure.

-I own the origonal Zelda cartridge for NES. But only for posterity. I've never played Zelda in my life.

-I own an NES and SNES, again, for mere posterity. I have had them both refurbished, despite hardly ever playing either.

-I make webcomics about my friends (www.highschoolstarship.com).

-My favorite movie song is "The rainbow connection". If you don't know what it is, you don't deserve to. If you do... please don't make fun of me. -_-()

-I got to be on the local news. They interviewed me to ask what I thought about the spider man movie. (saw it the first day, of course)

-I had pet rats which I named after Power Rangers. Jason, and Kimberly, most notably.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Oh yeah? Well, I'm such a sad person that:

I had a Madagascar hissing cockroach as a pet once, no wait twice.

I actually do know the song 'the rainbow connection' (why are there so many, songs about rainbows?)

I couldn't get to the internet to read Brian's comics, so I had my mom print out more than a hundred of them (which I still have stapled together in a box in my dorm room)

I love the game Ico so much that I beat it three times in a row without taking a break once.

I have a Gundam Wing card set (both game and standard), every figurine of both the Gundams and the characters, at least four shirts, and several posters. I'm still thinking about getting more.

I'll think of more later.

[Cloud Strife]

I can be told what a card does without being told the name, from Odyssey on, and tell you the name of that card. (M:tG)

I also know the Rainbow Connection, and it's a good song! I like it!

[Nique]

*Chibi nique squeals with delight*

YAY! Rainbow connection isn't uncool!

[gurusloth]

YAY! Rainbow connection isn't uncool!
Just because we can identify and enjoy the song doesn't mean that it's not uncool. I mean, look at the thread we're talking about it in...

[Spider]

I don't know if this stuff makes me sad, insane, or something else all together, but... Oh well.

I listen to Jrock. A lot. Like... most of the time. I don't speak Japanese, and I listen to it around other people so much that I'm able to explain to them before they ask, "It's Japanese, not Chinese, and no, I don't speak Japanese" because I know what they're going to say.

I also have some really weird form of kleptomania. Maybe it's just because I'm that age where being a jackass seems like a good idea (and so are my friends), but I steal anything that I think would make a good story, especially from the road. I've stolen stuff like road construction sandbags (which became 30 pound memory bags of doom...), traffic cones, and my friends and I actually managed to steal one of those huge orange traffic barrels... I have a stolen green neopets Jubjub from McDonalds on my dashboard. I don't even play neopets.

Just for fun, here's a picture of my sandbag. I stole it, and my friend Sam autographed it, as she stole one and I autographed hers.

Sandbag (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v31/LunaNyx/Memory.png)

[Roland]

Formulas... Fire Emblem...

Damage: STR + Mt. +/- Weapon Triangle bonus - Enemy Defense
Attack speed: Speed + (CON - Wt), and if (CON - Wt) turns out anything above 0, it is rounded down to 0.
Critical: Skill/2 + Weapon Bonus + S rank bonus + Support Bonus

How Hit/Miss is determined: Hit rate - random number (between 0 and 99). If the result is > than 0, then it hits. If the result is = to 0 or less, then it misses. If the attack will miss, the game doesn't generate another number for critical.

How Crit. Attacks work: Critical - random number (0-99). Result > 0 is a success, result </= 0 is a normal attack.

Devil Axe backfire: Luck x 2 - random number (0-99). If the result is > 0, then the attack is a success. If not, then you take the damage instead. THis works with criticals, making the Devil Axe a dangerous weapon.

[Rhianwen]

Sad things...sad things...sad things...

Um...well, I can sing the musicals, "Rent", "Cats", "Camelot", "Aspects of Love", and "Chess" (both the concept album and the...uh...the other one) word-for-word, in their entirety (of course, I'd have to do the overlapping parts one after another, since I can't sing both parts of a duet at the same time), but I know a lot of people who can do that, so I guess it's not a big thing.

Other than that? I have most of the season of "Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future" memorized. Every line. Every inflection. Every bloody move the actors were making as they said the lines. What can I say? Fixation is an ugly, ugly thing, and I spent long hours watching and rewatching those damned episodes.

I've also got most of the series of "Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad" (obscure 90's Power Rangers rip-off, the makers of which clearly had no idea how a computer worked) on tape and memorized. Yeesh. That sounds much, much sadder in writing than it did in my head. [Weeps]

And I've got fifty-eight stories currently posted on Fanfiction.Net, most in universes that few, if any other people read. It used to be sixty-eight, but I had to remove the script-format and the NC-17 stuff. Of course, again, I know a lot of people who have double or triple that, so it's not so bad.

[Whimper] Okay, so it is. I need a life... ^_^;;

[Lycanthrope]

I have most of the lyrics of Sweeney Todd, most of the music for City of Angels, and several songs from Little Shop memorized.

[Dona Maria]

I know every line and musical number from every disney cartoon movie ever made. seriously, my friends try to stump me but it can't be done. now THAT is sad

[Robot Jesus]

How about Be Prepared… For Nader

I can quote thus spoke Zarathustra on command, and win any argument related to theology or philosophy. (well maybe not all, but all I have been exposed to)
I also beat Def Jam Fight for NY without losing once.

[FinnMacCool]

Uhm....I know over 100 Irish drinking ballads.

Everything from "A Man You Don't Meet Every Day" to "Wild Rover"

[Mini-fighter]

I have every discworld t-shirt made in the last 5 years,four warhammer armies, every final fantasy and breath of fire game ever made, a habit of leaving coursework to the last minute but still getting A's (in fact I'm supposed to be doing maths and physics for tommorow now), and I spend all of my free time either on the computer or travelling to Leicester.

Beat that.

[batgirl]

Ok sad things:

I can recite the scripts to 90% of all Disney movies without missing a word, including singing all of the songs.

I can chug a 2-litre bottle of soda/juice/water without puking.

My boyfriend and I have played over 2 weeks worht of time of tetris worlds against each other.

I have seen every episode of Samurai Pizza Cats.

Finn: I know the words to 'Wild Rover' too.

[Mini-fighter]

More sad things:-
I can recite Bohemian rhapsody perfectly
I spent all of last IT lesson singing with Matt while doing coursework.
I have evry stereophonics albumn ever made
I like the scissor sisters
I like watching Will and Grace
I'm currently obsessed with my fellow Year 11 represented Ruth.
I have a card with credit for photocopying
I'm in the book group

Hah!

[Dragonsbane]

I am an expert on the entire story behind every Magic, the Gathering series from Odyssey to Fifth Dawn. Not only that, but I also wrote a paper comparing the different philosophies between the varying colors of mana, and the different approaches toward the same sort of magic taken by different spellcasters.

And by "expert", I mean "fanatically obsessed expert"

[Toastburner B]

Right now, at this very moment, I am listing to a soundtrack from Cartoon Planet.

Currently, listening to Highway 40: Unplugged.

[GatoFiero]

I can recite Bohemian rhapsody perfectly

I and all of my siblings can recite Bohemian Rhapsody, and we do so whenever it comes on the radio.

[Elliena Camile]

My senior year of high school's lunch conversations centered on analyzing Captain Planet. We must have spent about 2 months on that same topic. We would discuss who had the best power and why the Native American got stuck with "heart" power. The saddest part was that we all picked characters to be us Luckily one of the people that I ate lunch with was a Native American boy, another a black man, another a white "rebel" guy, and two girls. I was the Asian girl even though I am not Asian. We just decided that out of myself and the other girl that ate lunch at that spot I was "less white". That was one of the best things my senior year.

[Mini-fighter]

I once debated for two and a half hours why the Green arrow is better than Superman.

I go to Discworld conventions and Wadfest. I have not missed either in three years

[Dragonsbane]

My senior year of high school's lunch conversations centered on analyzing Captain Planet. We must have spent about 2 months on that same topic. We would discuss who had the best power and why the Native American got stuck with "heart" power. The saddest part was that we all picked characters to be us Luckily one of the people that I ate lunch with was a Native American boy, another a black man, another a white "rebel" guy, and two girls. I was the Asian girl even though I am not Asian. We just decided that out of myself and the other girl that ate lunch at that spot I was "less white". That was one of the best things my senior year.

the Native American, as always, got the short end of the stick...the White kid gets to shoot fire from his ring, and all he gets gets is the lousy "heart" power.

"I can pump blood at you, villains! Surrendur, or face my emotional power!"

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Fire guy: "Oh crap, it must be that time of the month again..."

[CheshireThief]

He may be stuck with the Heart power, but he has a monkey! Seriously! How can you compete with someone who has a monkey? South American people with the Heart power and a monkey rock!

[shiney]

Bitches don't conversate, bitch. Know your role.