I wuv kitties

[Thedarknight]

This is the all-purpose kitty thread :D . first discussion: Aren't kitties the cutest little balls of fluff?

[Viktor Von Russia]

Indeed. Bunnies have a close second though.





...Great. Now I miss my pets.

[Thedarknight]

Just a little throw-together of a certain fluffy animal.

[Loneyes]

don't get me started on how cute kitties are, i have 8 cats and i love them all to pieces. THEY ARE THE CUTTEST ANIMALS EVER!!! Awww, I'm gonna go find one of my cats to hug now........CUTE!!

[Thedarknight]

I have 17 cats. And I wuvs each and every one :) .

[EVILNess]

Cats=Evil.


and they stink.

[Loneyes]

Cats=Evil.


and they stink.

that is the falsest statement i have ever heard. cats are the essence of good, and anyone who disagrees has never had a kitten.



and you stink.

[MasterOfMagic]

Kittens rule all!!! And don't stink. Their poop does, but so does yours.

[Thedarknight]

Amen. And Cyclone231 stinks. As proven below.

[Lycanthrope]

... must resist.... spam.... must....

Cats are not evil. They are chaotic neutral for the most part. Sometimes they're chaotic good. Sometimes they are chaotic evil, but not usually.

Edit: GAH! Couldn't resist it any longer
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[MasterOfMagic]

They're only choatic evil when you chase them with a broom, or pull their tails.

[IHateMakingNames]

No, cats are evil. They have always been evil. But they are evil genuises, so you don't realize it. Everything they do is really an evil plot to get something for themselves.

But, they are cute and cuddely, so we humans don't care.

[Cyclone231]

I once said "What cute kitties. Too bad they'll turn into cats."

That sums up my opinion on cats and kittens in a nutshell.

[Thedarknight]

They're only choatic evil when you chase them with a broom, or pull their tails.

Oh, well here's an idea. You could, um, I don't know, not chase them with a broom or pull their tails. *GASP!

[MasterOfMagic]

I don't, anymore. I was young then, and have many scars from my experiments.

[EVILNess]

I've owned several kittens.
Kittens are cute and playful. A real joy to own.

Then they grow up.

So like I said.
Cats=Evil.

[Lycanthrope]

My cat has grown nicer as he has grown older. I don't know what all of you are talking about.

[Thedarknight]

They are talking about the chaotic emphasysim of Cats as their growth reaches it bio-genetic limits. Or is that too complicated for you? Here I'll dumb it down a bit, just for you- They are talking about how cats get evil as they get older.

[Lycanthrope]

Perhaps you didn't read the first part of my post. Perhaps that will clarify my statement.

[Spider]

I love cats, but I'm severly allergic to probably 99% of them. I passed out the first time I discovered "hey, I'm allergic to something" while I was at my grandma's house because I couldn't breathe. It's really that bad. My cat is the exception, she's a bratty little white Persian. I guess a guy my dad works with is allergic to cats and has a Persian, though, too... I guess their dander is different or somethin'.

Kittens don't usually get to me unless they scratch me. If they do, my finger/arm/foot/whatever swells out to damn near two times the size and itches like crazy.

My friend Nicole has a huge cat farm... I swear, she has at least 20 with the new kittens one of their cats had a month ago. They're the cutest little things ever.

[EVILNess]

To support my Cats=Evil theory I present this totally undoctored proof!

[GatoFiero]

EXCERPTS FROM A DOG'S DAILY DIARY:

8:00 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
9:30 a.m. Oh, boy! A car ride! My favorite!
9:40 a.m. Oh, boy! A walk! My favorite!
10:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Getting rubbed and petted! My favorite!
11:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
Noon- Oh, boy! The kids! My favorite!
1:00 p.m. Oh, boy! The yard! My favorite!
4:00 p.m. Oh, boy! To the park! My favorite!
5:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Dog food! My favorite!
5:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Pretty Mums! My favorite!
6:00 p.m. Oh, boy! Playing ball! My favorite!
6:30 a.m. Oh, boy! Watching TV with my master! My favorite!
8:30 p.m. Oh, boy! Sleeping in master's bed! My favorite!

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S DAILY DIARY:

Day 183 of My Captivity:
My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects.
They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal.
The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional piece of furniture. Tomorrow I may eat another houseplant.

Day 184 of My Captivity:
Today my attempt to kill my captors by weaving around their feet while
they were walking almost succeeded; must try this at the top of the
stairs. In an attempt to disgust and repulse these vile oppressors, I once again induced myself to vomit on their favorite chair, must try this on their bed.

Day 185 of My Captivity:
Decapitated a mouse and brought them the headless body, in an attemptto make them aware of what I am capable of, and to try to strike fear into their hearts. They only cooed and condescended about what a good little cat I was. Hmmm, not working
according to plan.

Day 186 of My Captivity:
There was some sort of gathering of their accomplices. I was placed in solitary confinement throughout the event. However, I could hear the noise and smell the food. More importantly, I overheard that my confinement was due to my power of "allergies." Must learn what this is and how to use it to my advantage.

Day 187 of My Captivity:
I am convinced the other captives are flunkies and may be snitches. The dog is routinely released and seems more than happy to return. He is obviously a half-wit. The bird, on the other hand has got to be an informant, he speaks with them regularly. I am certain he reports my every move. Due to his current placement in the high metal room, his safety is assured. But I can wait...It's only a matter of time.

[Lycanthrope]

Gato, you traitor to your own kind!
but it is pretty damn funny. I've seen it before.

[GatoFiero]

Hehheh, soon it will not matter what you know.

Onward my brethren, death to the oppressors!

[Thedarknight]

WEEEEEE! I'm helping, Master GatoFiero! *tears out someones eye* WEEEEEE!

Oh, and I have proof cats are not evil. Humans are evil!

[Lycanthrope]

That's not helping, that's ripping someone's eye out.

[Thedarknight]

I'm helping with "Death to the oppressors!"

[shiney]

And it's spam.

You have been banned before so be very careful because the next ban will be permanent. Three strikes and all remember.

[GatoFiero]

Hummm, perhaps I should have said down with the oppressors. We will need slaves after all.

[Funka Genocide]

Cats are cool, but I don't think I'll ever own one, or any animal for that matter. Something about having another creatures life in my hands doesn't sit well with me. I guess that leaves kids out of the picture too. :)

I remember this one time a cat delivered a flying paw attack to the INSIDE of my nose! His aim was uncanny! If the cats start a revolution I'm running for the hills, crazy feline bastards.

[EVILNess]

I'm sorry for all my cat hostility, but when I was little my baby-sitter had an enormous cat. It was one of those "Largest breed of domesticated cats" it attacked me and to this day I have an irrational fear of housecats. Not big cats, house cats.

[CatManDo]

cats are the great and all but how could this thread go on any more without mentin to the catgirls? like this one (my own illitration of a vg charicter)
http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/10991613/

[GatoFiero]

Dude, I have an aerial assault ship full of catgirl crew members and catgirl mecha pilots.
http://www.darkharbor.com/0hp/hpn98.jpg
Yea, that’s a good catgirl, good natsuki.

[Cyclone231]

Catgirls are just hot. Not evil. Not related to cats. Just hot.

[Funka Genocide]

Why does the tail turn me on? I don't know, and it disturbs me...

[Lycanthrope]

Now you all are just being freaky. Back to the topic before you scare the wolfman away.


what!?

[Astral Harmony]

I dislike kittens and cats 'cause they shed fur like a sonuvabitch, and nothing, be it the sheer cuteness factor or simply having something for your hands to do while watching a DVD (like stroking the cat in your lap) can make up for the sheer assault of fur that they unleash upon you or your household.

Yes, and cat girls definitely are hot. I likes me them cat girls.

[Dragonsbane]

My cat has grown nicer as he has grown older. I don't know what all of you are talking about.

Same here.

[edit] catgirls are both cute AND hot! :D

[QueenQeeko]

"In a cat's eye, all things belong to cats." --English proverb

"As every cat owner knows, nobody owns a cat." --Ellen Perry Berkeley

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick

"I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic." --Anonymous

"You can keep a dog; but it is the cat who keeps people, because cats find humans useful domestic animals." --George Mikes from "How to be decadent"


I think a lot of that speaks truth about our adored feline masters, and you can never go wrong with cool cats.

Aww, he got a collar...
http://img14.exs.cx/img14/339/awwkittensarecute.jpg

I can aallllllmost reach iiitt...
http://img21.exs.cx/img21/6946/trash1.jpg

Excuse me, this is mine
http://img22.exs.cx/img22/2617/excusemethisismine.jpg

[Thaumaturge]

Aaawww...

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous

Hmm... Didn't Douglas Adams say something to this effect?

In any case, how can you not love cats! They're so... cuuuute!

Evidence to this effect:

[Thedarknight]

I'm holding my kitty right now. Also, I found this in one of the cat books I own- I don't need a husband, my animals do everything a husband would, I have a dog that growls every morning, a parrot that swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night.- anynomous

[GatoFiero]

"There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats." --Anonymous

"Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well." --Missy Dizick

Those are so going in my sig some day. Probably when you least expect it.

[Terex4]

Cats are great to look at but I hate having them in my house. There's just something disturbing about having something more evil than myself around.....

[QueenQeeko]

My cat pretended to be evil, but he was such a softy that he was more like a cuddle toy.

He had the whole "Feed me or I'll rip your legs off!" down though, and was good at getting everything else he wanted. Little bastard got a breakfast and a dinner of fresh rump steak, uncooked of course, all diced up for him and the only brand of kibble he would eat in every building (our home comprises of three) for him to much upon at his leisure. Every day.

I think we know who the master of the house was.

[MasterOfMagic]

heh, all of my cats are barn cats. They serve to lower the mice and bird populations. I just wish they'd eat what they kill. Leaving them out to get stuck on the bottom of my shoe isn't very nice.

[GatoFiero]

My cat pretended to be evil, but he was such a softy that he was more like a cuddle toy.

He had the whole "Feed me or I'll rip your legs off!" down though, and was good at getting everything else he wanted. Little bastard got a breakfast and a dinner of fresh rump steak, uncooked of course, all diced up for him and the only brand of kibble he would eat in every building (our home comprises of three) for him to much upon at his leisure. Every day.

I think we know who the master of the house was.
Ah, must have been a fat cat. (no pun intended)

[Viktor Von Russia]

heh, all of my cats are barn cats. They serve to lower the mice and bird populations. I just wish they'd eat what they kill. Leaving them out to get stuck on the bottom of my shoe isn't very nice.

You think that's bad? My aunt's cat brings the corpses to her. Unfortunately, this usually happens at the wee hours of the morning. Which means a freshly killed bird right next to your face when you wake up.

[QueenQeeko]

Ah, must have been a fat cat. (no pun intended)

Here's the cool part: he wasn't fat at all.

As a matter of fact, he was really, really healthy and fit. You could see he was mostly all muscle (goddamn was he strong and athletic). He was a Havana Brown Oriental, and thus had that elongated shape of a Siamese.

He was rather small for a cat of his breed, which are normally somewhat long and tall, but he was little. Funnily enough, he was also really heavy. This was the muscle, I believe. Anyone who picked him up would say, "he's so heavy for a small cat!"

So I guess that my cat wasn't just spoilt, but rather that fresh meat and kibble every day was a good diet for him and his activities. I NEVER gave him canned food, except really expensive stuff that wasn't processed into a mush, but instead whole shrimp and tuna flakes.

Here's a few pictures of him:

Why hullo...
http://img33.exs.cx/img33/509/whyhullobinkie.jpg

ph34r d4 blurry wind0w!
http://img49.exs.cx/img49/5046/dablurrywindow.jpg

Evil cat...
http://img10.exs.cx/img10/2182/binkieofficechairpic.jpg

(I love this picture) No, look this way, Stupid!
http://img74.exs.cx/img74/7929/theLBT.jpg

His life was so short... (he was a hansome cat indeed)
http://img39.exs.cx/img39/2834/BinkieShrine.jpg

[Viktor Von Russia]

QQ: Y'know, if you take away the background and photoshop in a jungle, I'd swear it's a panther.

[Lycanthrope]

That's it, at next oppertunity I'm going to somehow find pictures of my cat. He is teh cuttest.