What planet should the tyranids invade next?

[lordofstuff]

i wasent all that sure about posting this here, but it just seemed right...
anyhow, what planet do you think the tyranids should invade? post the reason and the planet you think shoud get slaughtered.(this include planets from video games and shows, like planet namek from DBZ or something)

i think that the planet of the ewoks(endor, i think) should get attacked. because it would be funny as hell to watch the little teddy bears get ripped to shreds by the tyranid hordes!

[Flarecobra]

What in all that is pecan and pie are you talking about?

[shiney]

Yeah, who the shat are the Tyranids?

[My Lead Airbag]

Are you trying to say Tyrahnoids? From the newest Ratchet and Clank?

[lordofstuff]

sry, my bad, i fergot the low amount of warhammer 40000k players...
any way, the tyranids are a race from the board game warhammer40000k. i wasent sure if i should put it in the VIDEOgame section... so i put it here.

[phil_]

Ewoks don't live on Endor! They live on the forest moon of Endor. Sheesh, and you call yourself a zombie ewok...

wait, zombie? Zombie!? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

[lordofstuff]

you see when i was brought back to life by some unspeakable force of evil, i lost all my memories of my homeworld(or in this case, moon). the loss of memories is so i dont feel any remorse as i slice down my living ewok bretheren...

[Ganurath]

The tyranids ought to invade the homeworld of the Predators next. After all, aren't tyranids nothing more than shapeshifting, plasma rifle wielding Aliens?

[lordofstuff]

ooooh, that would make a great movie... anyhow, whatever planet the critters came from(small little killer furballs wiht teeth like a piranha), they should also be invaded, cause that would be interesting to watch...i can just imagine a row of them impaled on a carnifex scythe blade hand...

if you couldnt tell, a critter is the little thing hes holding, not him

[LordTobias]

Could someone refresh my memory on the Tyranids? I suddenly remember them as the terminator-esque skeletoid alien fuck heads who kick the shit out of everything. But, then again, it's been...uhm...2 years since I've done anything Warhammer 40k?...

But yeah, nothing can take the Yautja (Predator). Going onto their homeworld is guaranteed suicide. (I swear I am not one of the biggest fans! I swear that various video game tags of mine have NOTHING to do with ElderYautja!) ::cough:: Okay, maybe I lied a little... ehem... (A side note: Do not ever take the second AvP book seriously, as the author just completely fucked up anything yautja.)

I know what planet they should invade. They should invade the homeworld of those...shit...I can't remember the names. Bah! I'll post again with the name...::Grumble::

[RavenDrake]

Invade the Zerg homeworlds from Starcraft.


Zerg: Git
Tyranid: Poser
Z: Ass
T: Copycat
Arachnid(from Starship Tropers: Yall shut the hell up.

T&Z: Fossil.

[fub]

If it was possible I would say mars but then you've got hordes and hordes of other planets in the way almost all with a large garrison of the imperial guard (bastards). If say those planets were not there then you have about 6 space marine chapters guarding it and over half the imperial fleet along with more imperial guard. So if the tyranids did infest all planets on the way to mars and got more troops it would be a hellacious battle. But in the end the 'oomies would win by a hair

[liktenstien]

I rekon the 'nids, should invade terra, I wanna see the Emperor take down a dominatirix (a hive tyrant but 200 times bigger) I am aware the emeror is crippled. But this is, my oppinion and i wanna see him kill a dominatix.
Or better yet macgragge (the ultramarine homeworld) lol sorry had to say it.