random out of place shout outs

[lordofstuff]

have you ever been doing something, then somebody, out of nowhere, shouts something weird out?

to give an example: there was a fight at school and i was passing by when some guy who was watching it shouted out"I LIKE MIDGET PORN!!!"

now you try!

[The Argent Lord]

Once, I was at Disneyland, and this guy was walking by, and he said "I had another pair of pants."

[Myst]

I'd like to use this thread to give a shout out to all my h0m335 at the fransican monestary! U r0xx0r5!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!1....okay, that a random out of place shout out for ya? So, in closing, monks are cool, because Jesus lets them have their wisdom bonus to AC, and I left them a nice 1337 message on a message board.

[lordofstuff]

thats not really what i meant by "shout outs" but its ok. i was meaning other people shouting out random stuff...

[Myst]

oh....>.<...well, let's see, I have a friend who will randomly ask people, "have you ever seen a fat man dance naked on a full moon?" He's a bit off....

[Pixie]

With the people I hang out with, I could make a hugely long post about this subject. Let's see, I usually randomly yell out WHOOSH or BOOSH or something along those lines, heh. One of my friends, phil, will interupt people he doesn't know with "your mom". Meghan randomly screams boobies and lunges at mine in public places. >..< Uhmm, I once heard a guy in line yell out "food is yummy in my tummy" when he was alone in line. I ended up talking to him, hah.

I've heard so many things.. I worked at a lan gaming center, people were yelling out random things all the time. One time, a guy died and he yelled out "Holy shnikey!" loud enough to like, drown out all the sounds of the game and stuff. I think one of the weirdest things was this one creepy guy, just randomly saying to me when we weren't talking and I was just sitting behind the counter "I like to have sex with lil boys" and actually being perfectly serious.. I've seen him hit on lil boys and he never once checked out a girl that I saw.

[DragonDaimyo]

With the people I hang out with, I could make a hugely long post about this subject.

Ah, I understand your situation all too well. Let's see, my best friend has taken to shouting out random quotes from Family Guy every other sentence. It gets really annoying at times. We'll be talking and he'll say things like "For every sprinkle I find, I shall kill you." It sounds funny, but it gets old fast.

Then there was the one time where we were all driving somewhere. We were talking and for some reason we all ran into this awkward silence. At that precise moment, my friend (different one) shouts, "CRUMPETS!" for no apparent reason. It was the most random thing I ever heard and we were all laughing for a long time afterward.

[Melfice]

I had a classmate who would, without a clear reason, just burst out in a uncontrollable laugh. And I don't mean giggle a bit, I mean a very LOUD laugh. The kind of laughs that make you choke on some food you were trying to get down your throat, that kind of laugh.

Joey, I love you man! (In a non-homosexual kind of way.)

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

I remember one guy in my computers class (Programming, whoop! ><,) who would randomly interrupt any conversation. Half of the time, you'd hear something like:
"And she was going 'Euhhhhh, but that movie is so crap!'--"
"YOU'RE A MOVIE!!"

Another guy exclaimed that his nipples were melting. o_O

[Funka Genocide]

"Look guys, this is important to me, you have to look at my penis and give me an honest opinion."

all I can say is, lets hope size doesn't matter.

true story too, he just whipped it out in a bar, it would have been hilarious were it not for the overwhelming horror.

[Mad Jack the Pirate]

in an assembly at school, one guy randomly yelled out "PENIS!!!"

funnier yet, some girl on the other side yelled out "VAGINA!!!" a few seconds later.

[Melfice]

Now that's... comedy! (A la Slappy the Squirrel(Animaniacs))

How did it work out. They got sent out of that room? They got together? Details, people, details.

[Gilgamesh in a Hat]

Ok, this is the greatest story of all time

So one day I was taking a shower.
Well to be short and precise... So I have this rash...
...and from all of that, all I really learned is that pants are over rated.

[Meister]

Gilgamesh, spam, off topic, probation, one week.

EDIT: Meh, okay, two more days from now I guess.

... okay, one.

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

oh lord. my two freinds and i are walking down the street in the middle of Chicago. we pass by the Pacific Garden Mission (with a sign that says 'for the wages of sin is death' and some other stuff) and my friend who hadn't slept in a day or two starts mumbling to himself about bums and christian dogma, then suddenly shouts at the top of his lungs "those god damned Christies!". i did my best to avoid meeting the eyes of the people around us.

[Funka Genocide]

today outside an FMV in Yokohama, there was this incomprehensible line of girls standing behing gates, next to these gates were signs which read 1-100, 101-200, and 201-300.

I commented "what do you think they're standing around for?"
friend: "I don't know, looks like the running of the bulls, only with Japanese chicks instead of bulls..."

me: "HOLY CHRIST, THESE THINGS COME IN PACKS NOW!"

more than a few of the girls in line turned away and began to snicker quietly, even though I'm pretty sure they didn't understand what I was saying.

seriously though, you have to watch out for those ugh boots, they weigh like at least ten pounds each, a whole horde of crazed Japanese girls may sound like fun at first, but you weren't there damnit!

[Melfice]

First of all, what is a FMV?

Second, I know what you are talking about, not only are they uggly :p , they weigh a lot. I should know. I had to carry them for a while for a female friend of mine.

Oh, and just curious, are you Japanese or do you just live there for a while.

[FoamyFrickinKrzE]

in an assembly at school, one guy randomly yelled out "PENIS!!!"

funnier yet, some girl on the other side yelled out "VAGINA!!!" a few seconds later.
that happened at one of my assemblys lol funny...at camp when they were doing skits one of my guy friends hid in the forrest and when the skits were over and everyone was walking back to their cabbins he was mooning everyone i yelled "FULL MOON TONIGHT" me and my friends were cracking up even though it was not a pretty sight...lol

[Flarecobra]

1. Friend of mine in a computer class, while playing Quake 2 Multiplayer: "It's all gooey!"

2. Me, right after we were dismissed from formation here at school: "MOO!"

More later after I think of them.