8BT VA's

[PhasmaRok]

I think I saw a thread like this a while back, but it seems to have vanished and I think it bears ressurecting.
If mods feel differently, feel free to lock, move, whatever.

Who do you think would voice who if there was an 8BT movie made (or at least a reeeeeeeally high-quality webimation)?

Black Mage: Hank Azaria
Fighter: Mike Myers
Thief: I have no clue...
White Mage: Cameran Diaz
Red Mage: Christopher Lloyd
Black Belt: Viggo Mortenson
Garland: Ray Romano, for some reason. Or the guy who played Ross on "Friends" (Can't... remember... NAME!!!)
King Steve: John Candy (if he were still among the living... :( )
EPS: Kirsten Dunst

[TLF]

Just my two cents...

Black Mage: Omah "duh" don
Fighter: Antonio "I like teh older women" Pizza
Thief: Rhyos "I'm as sexy as I sound" Beoulve
White Mage: Maridia "I'll farking hate girls" Simms
Red Mage: DJ "I dun pissed fanbois off" Starchild
Black Belt: Tom "I've lose my career" Cruise
Garland: Phil "You've heard me everywhere" Lamaar
King Steve: Phil "And yes I have skills" Lamaar
EPS: Phil "Unbelievable skills" Lamaar

[Hamelin]

I know Rhyos' real name. I'll sell it to anyone who wants it for 50 bucks.

[Dj_StarChild]

I know all of their real names (especially mine...)
and I wouldn't trade them for...a bowl of chicken noodle soup...or maybe I would.

[RMS Oceanic]

*Gets a bowl of chicken noodle soup...with croutons!*

Not sure about many, but

Bikke = Tom Baker (Dr. Who #4, played a piratey captain in Blackadder II)
King Steve = Ricky Gervais

[Dj_StarChild]

for some reason I feel like king steve should sound like the king of town...

[Michael Morris]

Hmm... My choices, if I was casting.

Black Belt: James Earl Jones (guy who voiced Darth Vader - I think the parallel would be too funny by itself).

Fighter: Billy Boyd (Pippin in LotR, consumate comedic actor whose smart enough to play the "dumb" fighter with sudden smart philisophical tangets).

Thief: Danny Devito (One of the more famous actors on this list, Devito has long had devious down to a science. Bill Murray is a close second)

White Mage: Miranda Otto (Anoter LotR alumni - Eowyn, she has done a lot of different work over in Australlia).

Red Mage: Christopher Lloyd (Yes, I know someone else mentioned him for this part, but from the Professor in Back to the Future to Rasputin in Anastasia, he's played more than a few mad wizard's/mad scientist types).

Black Belt: Chuck Norris (Do I need to explain this one?)

Cornelia's Guards: Ben Steins (Who can forget the monontone Bueller... Bueller... Bueller in Feris Bueller's Day Off. Now imagine "Welcome to Cornelia" in the same monotone.

Garland: Rick Moranis (Remember the irony of Darth Vader's voice with Black Mage - now further that irony with Dark Helmet's voice for Garland).

Princess Sarah: Shannon Doughtery ( Charmed - Beverly Hills 90210 - I'm disregarding her reputation for being a real pain to work with here).

King Steve: John Goodman (Hey, he's already played a King - King Ralph).

Bikke: Tim Curry (The Butler in Clue, Long John Silver in The Muppet's Treasure Island).

Drizzle: Orlando Bloom (Legolas in LotR).

Lich: Christopher Lee (The 4th LotR alumn - Sauruman, Dark Tyranuss, Dracula more time than I can count in B movies).

Kary: Sarah Michelle Geller (Buffy the Vampire Slayer - blonde, has a temper, need anything else?)

[Slacker]

Imagine Lich voiced by Christopher Walken! Christopher Walken is so cool...

And if not Lich, Christopher Walken would have to voice someone. His voice is.... Awesome.

[Dj_StarChild]

Imagine Lich voiced by Christopher Walken! Christopher Walken is so cool...

And if not Lich, Christopher Walken would have to voice someone. His voice is.... Awesome.

Walken should SO be king steve...or maybe Red Mage

[Gilgamesh in a Hat]

Thief; Jean Claud Van Dam

Black Mage; Sean Connery

Red Mage; Adam West