Human Teletubbies?

[Viper Daimao]

This (http://solutionspaces.blogspot.com/2004/11/human-teletubbies.html) is just wrong.

[Toastburner B]

:eek:

That is just plain weird...can you change the channels of those...or are they just the one thing the entire time?

[Astral Harmony]

At least I now have an excuse to stare at a woman's chest...

(to self) ...not like I ever really needed one...

[lordofstuff]

well, that might just be a good idea for the next generation of televisions...

[Mike McC]

Question: How is one supposed to wash these shirts?

[Meister]

Windex and a soft cloth. Duh.

[Dragonsbane]

There's a difference in having a TV in your stomach, and being a Teletubbie. If they show more Teletubbie-like traits, kill them...otherwise they should be fine.

[CHICAGO¤lollie]

:O

Well I'm officially SCARED. o_O

[Toastburner B]

I'm not so sure I'm scared just yet.

Not until they install speakers into those shirts. That's all I would need is to be walking down the street at night with someone behind with one of those shirts with an ad for a horror movie with the commentary one.

[Meister]

Say... technically, you could play video games on those, couldn't you?

[Sparda!]

Video game shirts, hmmmm. Brilliant! It's genius (sp?)! Your friend could have an X-box/ PS2/1 / Gamecube/ etc. shirt while you have the screen!

[liktenstien]

Wow, Just wow, what a shirt you wouldn't want it to rain or trip over with that on. I'm curious as to how heavy it would be it didn't look like it was being pulled down (the shirt). It does make it easier for robbers to steal your t.v now.

[Astral Harmony]

Dark AB: "Hey, if you had like, a pair of pants with a TV screen on the crotch, you could go down the street and chicks will be looking at your crotch, watching TV! How's that for an ego boost?!"

(long silence)

Dark AB: "You know, 'cause normally when girls look at your crotch, they're interested in you, you know?"

(another long silence)

That's it! I'm getting the Q-tips. You were warned, dark mind.

[Toastburner B]

Actually, the more I think of this, the more dangerous it becomes.

I mean, heck, you ain't going to be watching where you are going playing games on your shirt. I forsee a high rate of death among gamers because they are playing Halo 2 while crossing the street.

[Cyclone231]

You couldn't play games on your shirt! First off, it would be horrible uncomfortable. your neck would probably break. Next, it's unfeasible, you would need:
1) a power source.
2) a console
3) a controller and
4) a lack of brains.
To all be available with you.

Then, even if you ignore all this, it'd be REALLY REALLY expensive.

[Dragonsbane]

I wonder what playing Halo 2 on your girlfriend's shirt would be like?

"Normally I like her chest...but the curvature keeps distorting the picture!"

[shiney]

You could pinch the enemies' heads off. Tee hee hee.

...What!

[Astral Harmony]

Dark AB: "Now she has a reason to be in the living room and not in the kitchen! Zing, baby, zing!"

Me: "That is absolutely horrible!"

Dark AB: "You're the one who thought it up."

Me: "Yeah, but at least I have the decency not to blurt it out."

[Dragonsbane]

Shiney, AB, I'd give you both rep for how much those posts made me laugh...but apparently I can't give Shiney any more rep until I spread some more around, whatever that means.

[Astral Harmony]

I know what that means.

...But damn, I didn't know I had enough of a chauvinistic douchebaggery side about me to make a joke like that.

[Mike McC]

You could pinch the enemies' heads off. Tee hee hee.

...What!

That reminded me of Kids in the Hall... "I'm crushing your head!"

Now, if the technology for these shirts becomes more availible, do you think they'll become more fashionable? Can you picture people walking down the street with scenes from thier favorate show on in an infinite loop? Why does the thought of this make me want to punch a hole in the wall?

[Rhana]

This may lead to interesting ratings changes. I mean, would it be legal to be showing PG13 and up out on the street, where there may be kids around? What about R rated films? hmm.....

(hey, "walk-by" movies! No car needed!)

[Toastburner B]

Actually...the more I think about it, the less of a good idea it becomes.

I mean, seriously, do you really want to walking down the street and come across someone who wants to change the station or something? Or what if you walk past someone who doesn't like the show you're wearing? It's asking to get mugged.

And, on top of all that, they'd probably steal the shirt of your back.

[Dragonsbane]

That reminded me of Kids in the Hall... "I'm crushing your head!"

Now, if the technology for these shirts becomes more availible, do you think they'll become more fashionable? Can you picture people walking down the street with scenes from thier favorate show on in an infinite loop? Why does the thought of this make me want to punch a hole in the wall?

Possibly because I can picture walking down the street and hearing, over and over again,

"Oh my god, they killed Kenny!" "You bastards!" or something similar.