Why are walmarts sales down? Answer lies within!

[Viper Daimao]

Perhaps this (http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602-2224728-8011830?asin=0823916839) could be the reason.

[Bob The Mercenary]

Heh, that could be the answer, even though a friend and I spent a combined $100 on Christmas decorations at Wal-Mart yesterday. Guess our effort just wasn't enough.

[ChaosMage]

I'd love to see the answer, but the link doesn't work.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Hey, your right...the link doesn't work. Well, it worked before. The answer was they were selling drugs. ^_^

[Elminster_Amaur]

The walmart sales are obviously down as a direct result of the banning of salvation army santas at Target stores. This banning caused Wal*mart shoppers to feel more sorry for the salvation army than usual, thus giving more of their money, and allowing them less disposable income to...dispose of. My reason is definitely not completely bs, nor is it made up. I arrived at it through a completely scientific means.

[shiney]

They finally took the link down. It's about time.

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

I heard about this. I swear that these companies are run by some kind of human-looking machines, and not actual humans capable of emotions.

[Mike McC]

Well, could someone explain what the link was, for those of us not 'in the know'?

[Terex4]

It was a link to Target's online catalog. The item featured was Marijuana.

[Mike McC]

Ah.... yes, that'd do it, alright.

[Viper Daimao]

Well Target shoppers, looks like the marijuana sale is over. But act now, and you can a blow job (http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602-6748308-9255841?_encoding=UTF8&asin=B000005D70) and a prostitute (http://www.target.com/gp/detail.html/602-6748308-9255841?%5Fencoding=UTF8&asin=B000008UBD) from Target for low low prices! Come on, how can Wal-Mart beat that?

[Flarecobra]

All I can say is: WTF?

Did Target's website get a Hack job or something? Or are the Webmasters there very bored?

[BlackMageGirl!]

Maybe it's a combination of both. Like, they got a hack job because they were bored. ^_^

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

maybe they wanted to see how many people would try to order it

[Gorefiend]

Sorry to burst your bubble, but "Prostitute" and "Blow Job" are music albums. (censored to prevent people from missing out on the wonder that is the joke above) Incredible how they sell these things and don't put ANYHTING on the website to explain why they would sell me a "blowjob" on the internet.... Um, can you ship that overseas? (BUY IT FOR ME!!!!!)

But, I'd say that these items are the reason for Wal-Mart to lose money on it's internet sales. However, I'd say that maybe people now go to Target BECAUSE of the removal of the Salvation Army. After all, seeing a person asking for charity makes you feel bad, for some reason. People don't like to feel bad. Therefore, they try to avoid such awkward situations. I know I do.

[Viper Daimao]

yeah, you can also find these items on amazon, with a little more info.