Sqirrels.

[Edwardo Magnifico]

First off, Foamy, change your avatar.
The rest of you, work with me to end the sqirrely tyrency! (Yes I can't spell)
I and severel friends have all been attacked by squirrels, so I urge you to spread this urgent news I have discovered.
Squirrels are smart enough to take over the world.
So from now on, when you see a squirrel, don't stop and say "How cute!" Shun them, when they realise that their cuteness has no power over you they will reviel themselves as the mindless killers that they are! We must stop them and their squirrely wrath!

[Mr. Wind-Up Bird]

:eek: Not squirrels!

[Dragonsbane]

I knew it all along...

He is right, we must stop my competition-err...these horrible vermin from conquering all that is dear to us!

Squirrels eat BABIES!

[icythaco]

Rats with more people skills.

[Silly Kitty]

I knew it all along...

He is right, we must stop my competition-err...these horrible vermin from conquering all that is dear to us!

Squirrels eat BABIES!


I'm on to you...
Squirrels would never eat babies they would baby-sit the baby. Squirrels are our friends.
It's better not to make them mad or they will kill you first. In conclusion, squirrels rock.

[Rhana]

I'm glad SOME people are catching on. I'm scared of squirrels. The ones around here are as big as rabbits and totally defiant of humans. I can't count the number of times I've had the crap scared out of me by this huge grey thing exploding out of a trash can less than a foot away from me.
Down with the squirrels!

[Edwardo Magnifico]

See, I told ya, I am proud to see so many people who can see sense. Oh, and Dragonsbane, squirrels aren't your only competition.

[Dragonsbane]

I'm on to you...
Squirrels would never eat babies they would baby-sit the baby. Squirrels are our friends.
It's better not to make them mad or they will kill you first. In conclusion, squirrels rock.

How much did they pay you to say that? Were those acorns really worth it!?

I'm glad SOME people are catching on. I'm scared of squirrels. The ones around here are as big as rabbits and totally defiant of humans. I can't count the number of times I've had the crap scared out of me by this huge grey thing exploding out of a trash can less than a foot away from me.
Down with the squirrels!

They ate my Jack O'Lantern this Halloween... :(

For that, they shall PAY!

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Yeh, see, spread the news! Together we can stop them and their little cocktail stick spears!
Oh, by the way dragonsbane, love your signiture.

[icythaco]

They sit there on the fence post, all cute and innocent, but then they strike with such abandon and ferocity as to make the very bravest beg for mercy. Damn their bushy-tailed evil...The only way to stop these vile fiends is to cut off their acorn supply!!

[Dragonsbane]

Yeh, see, spread the news! Together we can stop them and their little cocktail stick spears!
Oh, by the way dragonsbane, love your signiture.

Thanks, I've had it for a while.

They sit there on the fence post, all cute and innocent, but then they strike with such abandon and ferocity as to make the very bravest beg for mercy. Damn their bushy-tailed evil...The only way to stop these vile fiends is to cut off their acorn supply!!

Or, with all out Squirrelicide! :D

[Edwardo Magnifico]

But, they would turn to conkers, which are pointy, and they would become even stronger!!!

[h4x.m4g3]

Darn why did you have to tell me their evil. I use to attack them because they were cute and fluffy, now I have to recruit them into my army of evil yet cute animals so we can take over New Mexico. <insert evil laugh here>

[Dragonsbane]

Darn why did you have to tell me their evil. I use to attack them because they were cute and fluffy, now I have to recruit them into my army of evil yet cute animals so we can take over New Mexico. <insert evil laugh here>

They aren't evil in the evil way, they're evil in the same way Barney and Pokemon are evil. Meaning that everyone should try to kill them, not just those of good alignment.

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Don't, their loyalty is higly questionable, they would turn on you as soon asyou succed. (Which you never will, you fools with world domination plans, I seek world destruction!) Why are you all answering me now? You all take ages to talk on other threads!

[Silly Kitty]

How much did they pay you to say that? Were those acorns really worth it!?

Acorns are always worth it. Now that ive been payed i shall tell you the evilness of the squirrels. There plans are to take over America first! Watch out they think there so cute they can trick us. Really under the fur they are the most hidious creatures on Earth!! Run for your lives!!!

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Finally, you agree! Tell the world, so it can be prepared for their attack! Then tell them about the Molemen, but thats a different story!

[h4x.m4g3]

Who said I was going to keep them in my army. I just need them to take over New Mexico. After that I was going ot execute them all anyway.

[Silly Kitty]

Who said I was going to keep them in my army. I just need them to take over New Mexico. After that I was going ot execute them all anyway.


You shouldn't say that! They are watching...they are always watching. Don't bad mouth them. They will come for you when your sleeping. Once again, run for your lives!!

[icythaco]

Why are you all answering me now? You all take ages to talk on other threads!
Your kinda new, so I'll let you in on a little tip: good threads are those that are so bizarre that people can't help but be passionate about them. Evil squirrels is a great example of such.

[Edwardo Magnifico]

It's the truth, I am on a personel vendetta against tyhem. You see a squirrel, step on/run over it. Only you can prevent squirrels!

[Thanatos]

but..but...squirells are so adorable and make great pets and are fun to feed. The tickle when the eat from your hands. and..and...help me they have brain washed me already!!!!!

[Silly Kitty]

I do know the squirrel king. He was formerly Satan, but he gave up his title. I'm not sure if he still is the squirrel king but hes dangerous!!

Squrrels...cute?...psh!!

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Quick flush your head in the toilet! Do not let them get at you! The squirrels must not get you!
He he he, church of Llama, only wee jas is worth worshipping.

[Silly Kitty]

Flush your head in the toilet...Seriously?

Um, just rip off the squirel fur and see them for what they really are! Pure evil creatures made from the fiery pits of hell!!

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Yeah, I flushed my head down a toilet once, I then saw schools for what they are. Hell holes.

[h4x.m4g3]

Don't worry I've already *removed* the squirrel menace in my area, and replaced them with sentry squirrel drones to spy on my other enemies...

Ze Birds

[Silly Kitty]

Thats very disturbing. I already knew that school was a hell hole but i didn't flush my head in a toilet. Maybe thats what the squirrels want you to do. You never know. Squirrels can be very sneaky! I wouldn't doubt if one of us was a squirrel right now!!

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Huh, I never thought of that. Oh well, I managed to see the squirrwels for what they were, about... 3 days afterwards. If they wanted it, then why would they let me know their plans? Maybe they want me to know... I'm confused and wishing I had lightning bolt powers.

[Silly Kitty]

One day the war against squirrels will come to an end. Humans(or not humans) and squirrels will live in peace. We will join forces to live on the Earth peacefully. Until one day something terrible goes wrong and we are force to eliminate squirrels. When this happens we will move on to the rats who will now eat acorns and wear fur coats.

[Dragonsbane]

Quick flush your head in the toilet! Do not let them get at you! The squirrels must not get you!
He he he, church of Llama, only wee jas is worth worshipping.

Azuth and Mystra are as good if you plan on worshipping a deity of magic.

Acorns are always worth it. Now that ive been payed i shall tell you the evilness of the squirrels. There plans are to take over America first! Watch out they think there so cute they can trick us. Really under the fur they are the most hidious creatures on Earth!! Run for your lives!!!

So...you're the hot enemy spy that switched sides like someone from a James Bond movie? Nice, we can't lose now. ;)

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Heh heh heh, those squirrels think they've got us beat. With this team we can't lose!!
(Oh yeah, I only know the deities in player's handbook, kinda new, only been playing for a few months.

[Silly Kitty]

So...you're the hot enemy spy that switched sides like someone from a James Bond movie? Nice, we can't lose now. ;)


Yep, guess i am. :D For now, we will have to terminate the squirrels.

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Anyone who plays D&D, find magic runes that transform you to your character, we will need your awsome powers, ie. my wand of lightning with infin ite charges. Die squirrels.
Do ya reckon I could get this made sticky?

[h4x.m4g3]

Doubt it, this is just random fun.
I have completed what could possibly be my greatest ideal in the last 3 minutes. I have hired the raccoon mafia to kill all squirells.
<insert evil laugh here>

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Ha ha ha, racoon mafia, they'll make them an offer they can't refuse. Prepare my wand shield guardians! The githyanki must be ready with the scroll spells. They'll get their comeupence. Those squirrels are just asking for a baby cannon.

[Silly Kitty]

Ohh nice. Raccoons rock. Now we will rule the world!!!! Or er...no squirrels yay?

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Yep no squirrels. The racoons will keep peopl;e in line, and we can each coose a country/continent. I call Europe. Those French are next. Oh oo, gotta go. If anyone mentions untold pwer, I'll read it eventually. Oh, dragonsbane, whats the roleplaying froum all about??

[Silly Kitty]

I call Italy and...Finland.

[Living Bobbeh]

Hasn't anyone played "Conker: Live and Reloaded" yet? Forget a sqirrel army, He could kill us all.

EDIT: I'll take England......and scotland.

[Meister]

That's gonna go over well with Osterbaum.

Just as long as you remember that Germany is occupied by my secret legion of secret beings whose nature is secret.

[Silly Kitty]

Thats the reason I am doing it. Silly Osterbaum will now be under my control *evil laugh*.

Got it, Germany off limits on account of secretness.

[h4x.m4g3]

I'll take Japan and China. Technology and cheap child labor. VICTORY WILL BE MINE!!

And if anyone opposes me I'll get a hit put on your head. No one oppesses the raccoon Mafia.

[Thanatos]

I'll take Antartica. Then I will controll the hole in the ozone layer!! Then all shall swear fealty to me or suffer the cosequences of being irradiated!!! mwah ha ha!!!!

[Silly Kitty]

Hm your plan has one flaw! I don't know what it is right now but later....I will. You just wait.

[Aeria]

I am both shocked and appalled. Trying to eliminate the squirrels by allying with the racoons? That's like getting cats to kill mice. Then you gotta get dogs to kill the cats, and then hobos to kill the dogs, and then murderers to kill the hobos, and then police to kill the murderers, and then you got police crawling everywhere. Raccoons are BAD news!

[Silly Kitty]

Nah, i got that taken care of*loads gun*. After the raccoons are done we wont need them anymore...

[Inbred Chocobo]

Well we would still have one problem. Kitties. Exspecially the silly ones. Once they have taken care of the racoons that have taken care of the squirrels *loads gun*.

[h4x.m4g3]

That won't be necessary Silly Kitty, I've already arranged plans for the raccoons to be transfered onto an island paradise once they have killed the squirrels. THe raccoons are monitoring this place don't threaten to kill them.
In reality I've already started plans to eliminate the raccoons personally. It is too late for them, if they try to pull out of our deal I'll just eliminate them now.

[Omega]

For all you squirrel hates out there i present you with this!

note* i dont know if the squirrel lived or not

Flying Squirrel .... sorta (http://www.StupidVideos.com/?VideoID=361)

[Dragonsbane]

Yep, guess i am. :D For now, we will have to terminate the squirrels.

*adopts a British accent and insists all his drinks are to be shaken, not stirred*

Kitty...if we get out of this alive, I want Australia. :D

[Terex4]

There plans are to take over America first!
Am I the only one who noticed GWB's ears are suspiciously large?......

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Okay, so we have racons, squirrels and hobos taken care of, what next. Oh yeah!! *Lifts up atomic bomb* Now for the French. Up, up, and away!!

[Dragonsbane]

Nah...just Paris. Paris isn't really part of France, it just pretends that it speaks for the average Frenchman. For example, did you know that most of the people in France are extremely grateful to the United States for our involvement in WWII?

[edit] I've also noticed Kerry's unusually rodentlike, acorn-mashing incisors...

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Hm.. we need some spies,we are now, Operation:Squirrely death.

[MP37a]

Squrriels aren't evil at all. I get so much enjoyment out of chasing them around campus all day. I want to catch one actually and keep it as a pet.

[Edwardo Magnifico]

You need to flush your head as well. See, they have been misleading us this whole time, just waiting for their time to strike. But if we shun them, they will reveal their true plans. You must wait and see, they could strike at any moment. When you chase them, if you catch one, kill it.
Kill it!

[Meister]

Ganurath should see this. You'd be so bonding.

Around here squirrely are a rarity. Really timid, too, unlike in for example Hyde Park in London where they practically surround you once you set foot in the area. So if you see one, it's not an ordinary event.

Plus they're cute. So nyah. Also, there's Conker.

[Edwardo Magnifico]

Okay,
A) onker is kinda cool, but still a squirrel. I played the game once and killed him on purpose 24 times before my mate realised what I was doing.
B) There's squirrels all over the golf course thats pratically next to my house! I can't go in there without being attacked by one. Its true!!
Oh yeah, I'm English by the way, just thought you might like to know.
Who's Ganurath? :confused:

[Silly Kitty]

Kitty...if we get out of this alive, I want Australia. :D

Hmm, sure. I sure don't want them. Oh and i think I should get three so, I also want...anything thats not already taken. Canada?

[Terex4]

Okay, so we have racons, squirrels and hobos taken care of, what next. Oh yeah!! *Lifts up atomic bomb* Now for the French. Up, up, and away!!
Hey now! I'll have you know that I'm French and as long as I lead my people we will never surrender! The French have just signed a peace treaty with the squirrels and the Foamy Card Cult now has representatives in the French Government.

I am the new age Napoleon! We shall prevail!

[Inbred Chocobo]

Hey now! I'll have you know that I'm French and as long as I lead my people we will never surrender! The French have just signed a peace treaty with the squirrels and the Foamy Card Cult now has representatives in the French Government.

I am the new age Napoleon! We shall prevail!

I guess that means we will have to take care of the French even faster. *Snatches Atomic bomb and takes off for France.*

[Astral Harmony]

I must defend Japan so that I can take it for myself. All the hentai and bishoujo games must be mine! (modifies my MagiTek Armor to have nukes like the Metal Gear)

Besides, you can't take Japan! They'll defeat your armies with their tiny compact things that beep incessently.

[G.I.R.]

Dibs on New Zealand! And Ireland. I'll make sure to rid those areas of squirrels... I'll send the Yorkies after them! Afterall, that's what Yorkies were originally bred for.

[Melfice]

I call dibs on the Netherlands! I shall maintain a safe haven for all the weakened, male, soldiers! (Red Light District, jeweettoch?) We here have been fighting a long, covert war against squirrels so there are almost none here.

[Foamy]

WTFH?! When the hell did this crap pop up?! My squirrel ninja armies will destroy you all and then laugh at you and bury you for winter storage. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!111

[Melfice]

It popped up when you weren't here. If you were here you would have replied a lot sooner. :p Anyway let them there ninja squirrels come. We're ready for ya!

[Foamy]

They already have, you just don't know it. They have been running everything from behind the scenes and you should be dead in the next few minutes!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Melfice]

Thou dareth test the might of a near god-like demon-man? I am Melfice! The army of darkness is at my side! The god Valmar houses in my body, I cannot be beaten merely by squirrel ninjas!

Please note that though I am evil, demonic and just plain old mean, I still celebrate christmas. (points to his avatar)

[Foamy]

They are not just mere squirrel ninjas! There are many classes of squirrel ninjas. They go from your average master ninja to the uber powerful ninja/monk/summoner!

Why the hell are you people rallying against me anyways? You are all listening to an idiotic moron of a N00B!!!!!!!

Dragonsbane!!! I can't believe you would betray me like that!!! You shall have a slow and uber painful death. I will leave the n00b to be the last to die so he an watch his allies die. Then when his sentence is being carried out no one shall be there to help him. :bmage: :mad:

[Aeria]

*Checks the time*

I think any stretch that can be taken from "In a matter of minutes" has passed... I'm still alive. I think everyone else is too? These squirrels are all talk. If you do happen to see one 'attacking' you, I'll betcha it'll run with its tail between its legs if you give in a stern look. Bah, squirrels a threat, preposterous I say!

[Foamy]

You are dead. Physically you are not dead but to everyone you know and to the whole world you never existed. So your life is dead and there is no way you can rebuild it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Melfice]

The following may seem unrelated, but I know your squirrels did it!

Would you mind changing your sig Foamy? The blue and purple is hurting my eyes. Auch!

By the way, I'm not rallying against YOU, just rallying against squirrels.

[Foamy]

Yay, my plan is working. See if I blind you you will not be able to fight me as well as you would if you could see.

[Jadarendir]

PASTULIO ROCKS!


...eheh. Sorry. Please carry on.

[Dragonsbane]

They are not just mere squirrel ninjas! There are many classes of squirrel ninjas. They go from your average master ninja to the uber powerful ninja/monk/summoner!

Why the hell are you people rallying against me anyways? You are all listening to an idiotic moron of a N00B!!!!!!!

Dragonsbane!!! I can't believe you would betray me like that!!! You shall have a slow and uber painful death. I will leave the n00b to be the last to die so he an watch his allies die. Then when his sentence is being carried out no one shall be there to help him. :bmage: :mad:

MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

It is already too late. Your armies have been devouring poison acorns, and all your stores have been contaminated. This is the end of the Squirrel Age...and the dawn of the Empire! *smirks, cloak swirling dramatically around him*

[edit]
You are dead. Physically you are not dead but to everyone you know and to the whole world you never existed. So your life is dead and there is no way you can rebuild it. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

She looks fairly alive to me. :p

[Melfice]

First I'd like to know this: What the bloody hell is Pastulio!?

Now that the age of Squirrels has been ended, I shall take rise as the new emperor! I will be a cruel and merciless emperor, but once a week we'll have a great ball at the palace. Of course everybody's invited.

EDIT: By the way, that erasing from existance gig? Hasn't that been done in a movie already?

[BlackMageGirl!]

First I'd like to know this: What the bloody hell is Pastulio!?
I believe it has something to do with Invader Zim.

Oh, and finally the squirrels evilness will be taken care of! And I don't even have to lift a finger! Heeheehee! =Þ

[Dragonsbane]

You will be Emperor, Melfice, but I will be the true power in the Empire

[icythaco]

First I'd like to know this: What the bloody hell is Pastulio!?
An hypnotic boil that forces children to do its evil bidding...

[Silly Kitty]

The racoons have now gone on strike. They are demanding equality among humans and they request Britan. If they don't get what they want, soon they will take someone hostage. They could maybe even become in alliance with the squirrels.

[Lycanthrope]

when will you all learn that the true threat is that of the monkeys. They walk among us in secret and steal our banananas!

[Landstander43]

Not just bannanas but bannanas of DOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[darksage]

No... monkeys just suck. Squirrls are everywhere, their in our trees, our roads, our parks, and outside our homes. They run around the whole world eating nuts and thinking that they own the... place. Squirrls are even in some peoples homes. Squirrls are the real threat here, not no stupid monkeys. The only other possible bringer of human annhilation are little kinttens and the rest of the freaking cat population. Look at it, cats are absolutely everywhere and are almost as bad as squirrls. Maybe... a scary thought... they've allied together and plan to destroy us all one day. :(

[Silly Kitty]

Bannana? hmm i alwys knew this. But bannanas are not a threat to me.

[SpankyManIsInYourGrill]

HA!! I am new here so yea!!! woohoo!! I just love gettin in peoples grills!!

[Terex4]

Thou dareth test the might of a near god-like demon-man? I am Melfice! The army of darkness is at my side! The god Valmar houses in my body, I cannot be beaten merely by squirrel ninjas!
Oh please. Everyone and their mother controls the army of darkness around here.

With me on the squirrels side, there's nothing you can do. I raise the dead. Every casuality be it squirrel or not is an addition to my side.

Who's Valmar? Isn't that the guy who produces the little bottles of glue kids in elementary school carrry with them? :p

[darksage]

Oh please. Everyone and their mother controls the army of darkness around here.

With me on the squirrels side, there's nothing you can do. I raise the dead. Every casuality be it squirrel or not is an addition to my side.

Who's Valmar? Isn't that the guy who produces the little bottles of glue kids in elementary school carrry with them? :p

SQUIRRELS are going to screw the freaking army of darkness. They'll beat them into submission and boil them alive... errr... dead?

I'll help the squirrels... mainly to find out if they've already allied with the cats around the world.

[Lycanthrope]

the squirrels would be fools to ally with the cats, for the cats would merely devour the critters once they had finished.

[Terex4]

Cats are horrible little beasts. Even if they wanted to ally themselves with the squirrels, I won't let them! After I've slain the rebellion, I will turn my attention toward the extermination of felines everywhere! We shall usher in a new era in which the French and squirrels rule the world!

To arms and forelegs my bretheren!

[QueenQeeko]

Of course cats are horrible beasts, that's why I love them.

[Karrrrrrrrrrrresche]

im with the empire and i claim america and all of its nukes BOW DOWN BEFORE ME i shall KILL evryone and ill still be a better pres thnen BUSH MHAHHA

[Foamy]

Yay, thankyou for your support comrades! With your help we shall secretly take over the world behind the scenes and every one of these fools with out anyone noticing and blame it on Starbucks.

[DragonDaimyo]

Yes, yes, yes. All of your world domination plans are all well and good but none of you can surpas the might that I can assemble.

For you see, I happen to be a good friend of a VERY important person. Oh yes, very importent indeed. Who is he? I shall tell you.

He is both the Squrrel King and the Chipmunk Queen!!!! (In his own words. I'm not making this stuff up. :rolleyes: )

P.S. Am I aware that I can't spell squrell? Or is it squreil? Ah, who knows?! :cool:

[Astral Harmony]

Who's Valmar? Isn't that the guy who produces the little bottles of glue kids in elementary school carrry with them? :p

Valmar is some sort of evil god in opposition to the god of light, Granas, in Grandia 2. Besides, why have Valmar when you can have Millenia! That redhead is the bomb diggity, yo!

Besides, all of your ninja squirrels, your raccoons, your dark armies...all of them fall before the might of my chibi mecha-piloting cat girls that wear bunny suits! Bow down before my totally bizarre might!

[Melfice]

Sure, Millenia is my queen. We've both agreed not to absorb eachother. Nights are sweet in the castle...
But Valmar is just inside me...

Anyway, wanna join up? Joining the awesome power of bunny suit wearing cat girls, piloting chibi-mecha's with my powers would prove unstoppable!

Raccoons would never stop us. Dare I say that not even monkeys would!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

Sorry for that...

[Foamy]

Ya know what, i'm gonna report the n00b.

[Astral Harmony]

Yes...yes...with the might of Valmar and the chibi mecha-piloting cat girls with bunny suits combined with my already overwhelming force of tiny electronic doohickeys that beep incessantly, nothing can stand in our way!

[Foamy]

Keep it simple stupid! Too much complicated things in your army could destroy you. That's why I only have Squirrels with different fighting classes. It's easier to control and command.

[RaiRai]

Okay, after recieving the reported post, I've looked in the thread, but I'm not closing it for the reasons reported. This has become far too much spam than random conversation. Not only this, but you're nearing your page limit anyway.

Here's to all the squirrels, and down with spam, says I.