The return of the Quote Hunt!

[BlackMageGirl!]

Hey everyone! I thought that it has been awhile since we played this fun game. So I thought it would be a good thing to give everyone who has never played it before a chance to do so! *sniffs* Aren't I such a good person? =P

Anyways, here's how you play:
You find the quote of the person that posted above you and post it. The next poster in turn will find a quote of yours etc. etc.

One thing: Try to use different quotes to keep it interesting, okay?

That said, get to it!

[My Lead Airbag]

Quiet you. I am a nerd, just not a computer literate nerd. There are different types you know..

[Toastburner B]

Damn, if 5's are all that, I can't imagine what a 10 is. IHMN must be like a strange genetic mix of Batman, The Pretender, Macguyver and Q, on speed.

For some reason, I found this amusing.

[Cloud Strife]

The CareBears were facists, too, ya know.

o_O

[CelesJessa]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue]And I see you didn't do so well in your English classes. It's 'diploma'. =P

Ah Cloud, correcting spelling, as always. ^_~

[mammothtank]

New picture! This one, as odd as it may sound, was inspired by electrical tape.
Who knew electrical tape could be inspirational?

[My Lead Airbag]

FFVI rocked! Awesome soundtrack, hilarious cast, and great graphics (no, FFVII wasn't an improvement - realistic graphics aren't always better). Plus, who can argue with the Ragnarok, a sword that uses MP to always deal a critical hit and casts Flare to boot!
So true. Except that Ragnarok wasn't the most powerful, if you bet it and won you could get the (Il?)Lumina, which cast Holy every so often.The main reason I post in these things is to watch as people search my post records of anything meaningful I might have said

[swordmaster]

Yep.
Indeed.

[Inbred Chocobo]

Ohhhh burn!

Yeah, sounds like fun.

[MasterOfMagic]

Taking the gun fire as his distraction. He immediatly grabbed what looked like a salt shaker from one of the tables in the food court.

Salt shaker... always useful in a fight. :P

[Royalspork]

Stabbity, your a bit off, there is only 13 steps over the president. I hold one of the positions....
Me next, me next....what! I know that is what you are thinking too
edit:Heh, I remember when you posted the colored one too. Still... nice. All I'm saying, lest I revert into perverted mode....

[QueenQeeko]

wow great job QQ! but now I will have to kill you since you have better artistic skills than me, just like 90% of the worlds population.

bwhahahahah.......ha.....ha
I still haven't been killed yet...

[Meister]

I've half a mind to research the apparent appeal that eating huge quantities of food has on the people here. But first...

*throws a sack over Lucerin Red and drags him away*

^^

[Cloud Strife]

You can run... but you can't hide! Mwahaha and stuff!

Moderator on a rampage! o_O

[Raiden]

"Well, that's probably because he used to work for the company that was the cause of my world's near-destruction. But that's in the past, he's changed...some. He still has an arrogant air about him."

Well, I assume he would.

[QueenQeeko]

*Ba-dum-dum-pssshh*

Burn!
Teh burningz! :cool:

[Cloud Strife]

I would go back through every episode to check, but I'm only insane in the good way.

^_^

[Inbred Chocobo]

"Ha! Take that, punk!"
"Shut up, ya fish!"
"Gasp!"

Ummm, ok.

[mammothtank]

If you dont stop, I will cut you with a marble ducktaped to a stick.

YAAAAAHHHH! Okay, okay! I'll stop!

[BlackMageGirl!]

HA HA! Yes! That rocks!
...It's a real sign, huh? Do you know where it is? And why do you want to know, hhmmmm? =P

[Gilgamesh in a Hat]

Originally posted by BlackMageGirl!:
You know, I think I can handle a 11lb burger. I mean, I don't look it, but I can put away a lot for my size.

Where's the beef?

[MasterOfMagic]

First off, im a soccer player so i can kick harder than...something...kicky.
a little un-politacally incorrect though.

"Shut up or ill turn you Jewish in one kick." <---shuts them up GOOD!
Turn me Jewish... with a kick? This intrigues me...

[IHateMakingNames]

Oww! My brain. I still can't see all that well and my arms are trembling. Note to self: Don't watch that flash agian. Though it was kinda hypnotic...

.

[My Lead Airbag]

Manager of a chocolate factory run by big breatest hookers.
What a great job.

[Pixie]

OMGZ GUYZ!!!11!!

Bush TOTALLY stole the election. SO, lets not shop, and we'll hurt BUSH, not the shop owners. TOTALLY!!!

Seriously though, these are just those stupid "Hey, we might have lost,...

I found this amusing.

[Cloud Strife]

I would say come to CT and i'll be nice and put you up.

But.. nahh..

Aw, aren't you so nice? :P

[Loneyes]

Thanatos, what do you have against Mr. Rogers? That guy could kick your ass from 500 yards. Didn't you know that he was a sniper in the military before the show?


True or not, still funny.

[Packman]

Teh Poetic Rabble
Old siggy.

Friends from college.

I can touch my butt in space! WEee!
Proceeds to do a Russian dance, and hes actually quite good at it too.

So are you going out with her again?
No no! Screw that! I just wanted to get laid! I'mma never talk to that bitch again.

Their not from the Forums

[MasterOfMagic]

Me and my friends call each other tangerines.
No comment.

Packman misses the piont of the thread. Quote from the person above you. That said, your's will come with an edit.

EDIT:
Lucerin are you even a woman?
I can just imagine someone waking up, and asking this question to the person beside them...

[Gilgamesh in a Hat]

Firepower is necessary for the excitement! I'd say, 3 normal fields wide, and three long. And put in pillars, for cover. Yeah, now that would be a game I'd watch.

Where is the Ka-boom? There should have been an earth shattering Kaboom!

[swordmaster]

I live in Michigan...nuff said.

We don't wish for a 'white Christmas' we wish for a dry Holoween. Although it does make picking on people a lot easyer if you can just pick up whats on the ground. The thing is I like snow (and ice WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!) but I HATE cold my room/house is usually kept at a minimum of 80 degrees. If flour would just fall from the sky i would be happy.

I want a white Christmas.

[Loneyes]

My first response to that was, and I quote, "AGRGAGRGGABLELELBEGELLE"
My second response was, "GAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH"

I actually tried to pronounce "AGRGAGRGGABLELELBEGELLE"

[The Mirror Emperor]

I have a talking freddy kruger (sorry if I spelled that wrong) doll that has a peewee herman doll's voice box.
It's odd to say the least.

I want one!

[Dynamite220]

The most annoying people in the world...hmm..

Courtney Love
Hilary Duff
Britney Spears
Avril Lavigne
My brother
Bill O' Reilly
Hotshots
Ben Affleck

..that's pretty much it, actually.
Does anyone else see a patern here?

[BlackMageGirl!]

Helarious(sp?) AB. "I... You... but... Zero... clowns?" I'm still laughing.
*Hilarious

:D

[Sithdarth]

You know, I think I can handle a 11lb burger. I mean, I don't look it, but I can put away a lot for my size.
You just asked for it saying something like that.

[Funka Genocide]

Well short response: Yes there are people that intolerant and stupid. *points to the God Hates Fags organization.*

don't point at them, it makes them agitated!

[Terex4]

I think we should instigate some kind of children of the corn movement, where adults over the age of about 45 have to stop talking. We have to lock them all away for the good of the peope! Look, I've got rediculous ideas too, and they all support what I believe in a roundabout fashion, so I feel justified in this!


*pushes old lady down the street in a flaming wheel chair*
I have no comments....

[neyo the king]

Me: Did you have any french fries with that burger?
Her: No.
Me: I can provide the french (wink)

I can provide the fries!

...ok, that didn't make sense...

[AerodynamicHair]

Gold.

This comic was gold.

Adding gunpowder caused a non-lethal explosion. I nearly died laughing.

Perhaps the gunfire acted as a sort of catalyst?

[BlackMageGirl!]

Wow... there really isn't anything else to say.

Power to the GGLF! The man must be brought down!
Never pegged you as a Garden Gnome supporter...

[Dynamite220]

*is pulled and glares at DB* I WAS comfy down there! Why did you wake me from my nap!?

You were askin' for it, nappin' 'round here. Osterbaum problably would have kicked a soccer ball at you if DB hadn't gotten there first.

[Totsumanu]

"DUH, I'M DA STUDENT WHO TURNS IN PAPERS WHICH COULD GET ME SUSPENDED, OR EVEN ARRESTED FOR CONTENT AND WRITTEN THREATS."

I think I know that guy. :p

[Funka Genocide]

...Now I am down in the muck
That cat just pissed on my....what the fu..!!

hey, it rhymes! I suppose thats self explanatory though..

[Thanatos]

if there is one thing I can't stand, its terrible fashion sense, and these devious lawn gnome bastards have that in spades!

It needed to be said dammit!

[Toastburner B]

Dog -- A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship. This Divine Being in some of his smaller and silkier incarnations takes, in the affection of Woman, the place to which there is no human male aspirant. The Dog is a survival -- an anachronism. He toils not, neither does he spin, yet Solomon in all his glory never lay upon a door-mat all day long, sun-soaked and fly-fed and fat, while his master worked for the means wherewith to purchase the idle wag of the Solomonic tail, seasoned with a look of tolerant recognition.

That might of made sense to someone...but not to me. Not this early in the morning, at least.

[DragonDaimyo]

1) "I am Satan....good evening."

2) By the times the dogs arrived, there was already a black-and-white on the scene.

3) I will spare you the horror of looking into my eye of death...as long as you amuse me.

4) All it has to do now is face another way and do the same thing and we have a the newest line-dance craze!

This was fairly amusing when I found it. Still is as a matter of fact. ;)

[Terex4]

You realize of course that now that I have seen this burger, I must attempt to duplicate it and eat it. Failure is certain. You shall all have pity on me
I won't have pity on you but I recongnize your determination. Show that burger who's boss!

[Raiden]

Probably a mix of all three. As far as mine went, you've heard the old "got any (insert racial name here) in you? No? Would you like some?"

It's a classic. You've got to admit that.

[Sithdarth]

I'd date her.

Anyone that can pack down that much meat that fast is a hero to me.

Sure that's the reason. I think my innuendo detector broke on that one.

[Thanatos]

I just got a very interesting image of what weapons inspections might be like in the year 2025. I can almost see the news articles. "In other news today, the search for US WML continues after an accident left the inspectors in an "aroused" state. No comment as to the reason for this state as been released at this point. There was reportedly "hot wild monkey love" between some of the inspectors and their guard detail. We go live our very own Clint Hardnub at the DARPA lab where apperntly things have yet to fully calm down, and now to Clint." *Censored* "Well that was certainly an interesting report Clint, just make sure to pace yourself and bring back lots of pictures, oh and don't forget to get tested."

"Hot wild monkey love" I couldn't stop laughing.

[GrrBear]

All hail the all powerful mods!! Protectors of the innocent smiters of the non-believers. Reading from the holy book of the mod: "In the beginning Brian created the comics and the forums. Now the forum was void and without form, and the spirit of Brian hovered over the site. And Brian said let there users, and there were users and he saw that it was good."
Moving forward.
"Then Brian said, 'I give you the right to post freely in this forum. But what ever you do, do not post flames, and do not feed the trolls.' But the users did not listen and sinned in the eyes of Brian."
And later on we read: "But Brian so loved the forum, that he sent us the mods, that whoever believed in them should not be flamed, but post freely."

So men say that there are no Mods, but they merely wish to draw us away from the salvation which the mods bring. The mods are real, and they are powerful! They shall ban the unbelievers.
So all hail the mighty mods. Bow down before them, for we our undeserving of their salvation. May they rein supreme forever.
Sage advice. I liked the way it was written, yea verily.

[Meister]

"I will beat you to death with a very small stick"

Indirect quote or not... that is funny. And probably painful. After a few days.

[Technocrack]

Well aren't you a wordy fellow.

For some strange reason, this made me laugh.

[Cloud Strife]

*Reads the Blitz:Playmakers description and immediately launches into a happy dance.*

Hells yeah, go Midway! EA, you can take your crappy 'exclusive rights' and shove it up your monopolizing, money-whoring, arse!

Damn straight, Techno. :D

[Toastburner B]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue]She'd better stay dead ( And this is coming from an Aeris fanboy ^^; ), I don't know what they'd have to be smoking to bring her back.

Cloud, an Aeris fanboy?! You're mad! Mad I tell you! :p

[Dynamite220]

The CareBears were facists, too, ya know.

Seriously. They forced people to do things their way, and when they didn't, they blew them away with their Care Bear stare thing.
Damn strait! ;)

[My Lead Airbag]

I don't see what you have against the military, psrdirector. I don't see you braving bullets for the good of your fellow citizen (nor do I, but I at least apreciate their efforts). Even if you abolished the military, even all military, you would not abolish war. When things change, people get scared. When they get scared, they het angry. When they get angry, they fight. Without the brave men and women in our armed forces, and the armed forces of other countries, even the smallest of riots could become global conflicts.
.

[Thanatos]

I'm not saying that cats are bad, but, like I said earlier, cats are not pets, they are people with four legs.
Extremely obnoxious people who vomit everywhere.

Edit: since MLA beat me to the punch here is a correction

First off, just wanted to say I voted Libertarian. I could never stand the extremists on both sides, and every election makes me realize thats all the two parties are made of.

[BlackMageGirl!]

Let's see instruments that I play. Ok I play the Baritone/Euphonium, Trombone, bass trombone, alto trombone, valve trombone, sakbut, Tuba, contra C tuba, F tuba, Sousaphone, Trumpet, a little piano, and recorder. But I'm mainly a vocalist singing Tenor, Alto, and Soprano and I've never written anything for a solo instrument only solo voice, and instrumental combos, so unless I post the midi (which I did one in another thread) it would be difficult to post my music. Now that deserves a cookie! *gives cookie* =P

[MasterOfMagic]

The Flying Hamsters of Doom rain coconuts on your pitiful city.
need I say anything?

[Inbred Chocobo]

Its okay... we're a bunch of gutterminds here. He's just the odd man out.

We shall have to teach him the ways of the gutter! Shove his head into it (oh, god. :P) keep him from getting out of it (oh, god, agian :P)

Oh, and for burger girl? Daaaaamn. *singing* I think I love you! So what am I... *stops* Sorry.... bad MoM, baaaaaad.

Yay gutters.

[My Lead Airbag]

Hey maybe its like a gigantic fart and a match
.

[Raiden]

Gug saw Jerick out of his peripheral vision and supressed a smile.

It makes you wonder what Jack was doing in his peripheral vision.

[Thanatos]

An iron: "Warning: Do not iron clothes while you are wearing them."

Oh yeah NOW you tell me!!

[Funka Genocide]

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

O_0

what kind of "beaver" we talkin' bout here?

never could understand that expression, it doesn't look anything like a beaver...

[Totsumanu]

now for something like a poetry thing!


kick it, kick it, kick it! yeah!


Best....Poem.....Ever..... :D

[Domon]

You have alot of pent up anger don't you??

best i could do on short notice.
I hate it when people post while im writing mine.
well it wasnt really short notice i looked for like 5 mins.

bah now i gotta quote Totsumanu.
... hold just a sec. i dont wanna ruin another of these quote threads.

[MasterOfMagic]

but damn i wanna see EA get horribly ass fucked somehow
Ahhh, don't we all.

[Loneyes]

Nay, cry not for the dumbasses, lest they blame you for wasting water.

One more reason not to cry.

[IHateMakingNames]

If the spot hasn't already been taken, I would like to volunteer to be Chesire Theif's #1 fanboy for all of time.

(Insert comment or clever reply here)

[Gilgamesh in a Hat]

Favorite - Mavel vs. Capcom 2
Favorites -
Dead or Alive Ultimate
Super Smash Bros Melee
Guilty Gear XX
All Marvel/X-Men vs. Capcom/Street Fighter games.

Right+Down+Down right+punch =Shou Ryu Ken!

[AerodynamicHair]

I beleive in the generic flaming hot hell, with the lakes, and the skelotons and the stabbing. But if hell were to be my mind's view of it, hell would be really, really, Really, REALLY, HELLA-COLD. i live in Michigan, cold is my enemy. :o

Hell frozen over... nice.

[Dynamite220]

I am a college student, and as such a student the likelyhood of me buying anything on this date, or on any other date for that matter, is quite low.

I can confirm that.

[DragonDaimyo]

Cats aren't pets. They're people with four legs (which explains why I don't get along with them). They love you or hate you for the same nonsence reasons that people do. They lord over the house and demand their freedom and they don't give two shits from here to hell unless you give them a good reason which has to do with their own well being.

That reminds me of a story of a cat who could supposedly aim where he wanted to shed and could spray a steady stream of hair. Not true, of course, but an amusing read nonetheless.

[Totsumanu]

PRAISE UNTO THE MODS!!!!

True dat.....T R U E Dat!

[Thanatos]

Here's a quick one:

NPF is good
NPF is great
NPF is awesome
not in a broken state

Sorry to slow you down. Please continue.

Word!

[Dragonsbane]

Note to self: Don't eat pink insulation. It isn't cotton candy.

Save a tree, eat a beaver.

This working out thing just isn't working out.

I see dumb people.

I screwed the chick in Hanson.

I liked the first one the best.

[icy arrow]

Winning really isn't that important anymore, it's coming off well at the end. ...i think i did something wrong...

[Sithdarth]

Gosh what happend to old fashion nun-chucks

Didn't you know any weapon with less then a 90% chance of harming the user went out of style years ago. I mean why inflict damage only on your oppenet when you could double your damage by hitting yourself. There is a vast untapped resource of damage out there if you know how to tap it.

[Dynamite220]

I was struck with an interesting thought today in my compostion class.

At least someone gets something out of that bull shit.

[Sithdarth]

I hang around with perfectly normal people. I just don't wnat to deal with them all judging day long.
I'm just wondering about his defination of normal.

[Funka Genocide]

So you get something that makes a grain of sand look huge that makes todays supercomputers look like a tandy.

Sithdarth on quantum computers, you know quantum computers don't you? no... then run in fear of the quantum man!

AAAIIIEEEEE!!!

note:

[Kitty Cannonade]

now, I like looking good, I try to look good, I've never wanted to be a model, and yet when I see Brad Pitt or a cover model for Mens health I can't help but feel inadequate, as if I should be living up to those standards. This is because I can't reason away my appearance, at least thats the way I see it.

That is a little sad, but it's not terrrible. I guess I think the opposite. So I'm vain, but it's not horrible, either.

[slightly aboveaverage man]

A few Christmases back, my grandmother got us--everyone in the family--matching plaid, flannel nightgowns (for the girls) and pjs (for the boys) with white doily collars and little black "scotty" dogs embroidered around the chest and hem.

My grandfather said, "Lynn, what the hell is this?" and she started to cry, "You don't like it?" and everyone immediately said how great they were (my grandmother has dementia, so we try to keep her happy) and we all put them on right away. We spend all of Christmas Eve in those hot, itchy, high-necked, victorian nightmares. I think I'm the only one who still has one. It makes me laugh everytime I see it.

Any mention of Plaid is hilarious in my books.

[WanderingActor]

Great job Kardin! Even in the face of Gerbily wrath, I retain my sense of humor.


...Is there nothing more vile sounding than gerbily wrath? @_@

[Toastburner B]

Liquid Snake. He is me with a british accent and a maniacle attitude.

I would be witty right here...but I'm too tired to even try.

Yes...I only post on this thread in the morning! Mwahahahahaha!

[My Lead Airbag]

I guess I was lucky. I don't remember getting very much swelling. It might be the fact I have a big head to begin with.


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[Dynamite220]

If you guys don't mind me asking, whats with all the fanboy reasons? Are you that easily swayed by peer pressure, especially from peers you don't even know or see?

Umm... maybe?

[MasterOfMagic]

Both the teacher and the student were FUCKING MORONS.
Since when did we bring my school into it?

Man. That was corny. And lame. And sooooooo cliche. Someone needs to smack me....

[Raiden]

Wanna know why? 'cause little kids like to squeeze things. And pull things. If an adult isn't constantly watching, they squeeze too hard, or pull the cat's tail, which isn't a very pleasent experience for them.

:confused:

This could go on SO many levels.

[Inbred Chocobo]

You...are...GOD!

Ya, I know.

[Meister]

(paraphrased as I can't be arsed to look for it)
Shiney, could you change my name too? Doesn't really matter to what. Something that fits my avatar preferrably.

And the rest is history.

[WanderingActor]

Personally I found it rather easy to quit drinking soft drinks. As long as the tap water in your area is of reasonable quality there should be no problem.

I thought beer was water in Germany...

[Sithdarth]

I recently played a hentai game where you can name your character. Don't ask me why but I thought it would be appropriate to name my character RAPIST. Quotes from the game:

"Gooooooood Morning RAPIST!"

"RAPIST, I think I love you..."

"Harder RAPIST! Ohh..."

As you can see, I have too much time on my hands.
I'd say you had just enough time on your hands. What exactly you were doing with it and what else might have been on your hands is another story.

[AerodynamicHair]

I was struck with an interesting thought today in my compostion class. Everyone "knows" that Santa doesn't exsist as a real person. Yet through his legend and the cultural structures built around him he continues to exert an influence.

Santa is real, and that perverted commie bastard must be stopped!!!

[Less Than jake]

Must....spread...word...of....two-tone

Dis be for post undaneath me:
Never thought of that..... Gee wiz im smart! :cool:

[Sithdarth]

Cars are nothing, imagine, thousands upon thousands of flying carpets, penguins, beavers, chipmunks, bacon strips, lambs, moist noodles, pancakes, wrestling masks, light switches and pants that you could wear so you would be flying all by yourself. Brilliant.
That was easy perhasp because I clicked on your name and selected find all posts by user, sometimes it pays to know.

[MasterOfMagic]

I submit to you the most recent event that ate 30 minutes of my life forever. I was attempting to calculate Pi. The results are as follows:
http://members.fortunecity.com/ss3goku1/ScanImage002.png

There is some complex math in there and the writing is a little small but trust me when I say I did everything correct, the answer proves that much.
THIS is why he scares me.
(Yess, I changed the quote. The old one sucked. I don't know what I was thinking....)

[Dragonsbane]

Turn me Jewish... with a kick? This intrigues me...

Religious conversion induced through violence? Intriguing.

[swordmaster]

They aren't evil in the evil way, they're evil in the same way Barney and Pokemon are evil. Meaning that everyone should try to kill them, not just those of good alignment.

Pokemon, evil? More than squirrels, mayhaps.

[Sithdarth]

Yes. We were talking to my rich friend durring lunch when the topic of marrige came up.
RF: I will never get married. I see no need to. Its just an expence! What good can come of it?
Me: Well, you can do it whenever you want!
RF: Do Wha... Oh you little!!
Thing is you don't have to get married for that. In fact, you don't even need another person. WA should be able to explain further.

[Terex4]

Didn't you know any weapon with less then a 90% chance of harming the user went out of style years ago. I mean why inflict damage only on your oppenet when you could double your damage by hitting yourself. There is a vast untapped resource of damage out there if you know how to tap it.
Why does Shar come to mind.......

[Gilgamesh in a Hat]

I consider myself quite proficient in the art of cardboard tube-play. Similar to swordplay but you go through more weapons.

I also enjoy mop-fu

FATALITY!!

[Totsumanu]

For one week straight i had dreams involving me fighting random fastfood/store mascots. I tell yah, the hamburgler is pritty good with a sword. And if you every have this, BE AWARE! the Toys R Us geraffe's Mech can transform.


Dear god man! I hope your ok!:confused:

[Sithdarth]

Ok now EA has the rights to ESPN!!.....for 15 years!!! EA will pay. Oh yes, EA will pay.
Actually I do believe you will pay, 6 cents for typing the letters ESPN and $50 for typing the letters EA.

[Dynamite220]

If need be I can pack food to the point it begins to leave my stomach, of course that's pushing it and greater movement can cause it to come back up and fast.

That's called diffusion. God only knows why.

[Thanatos]

"They told me what to do when they attack me. They never told me what to do when they attack each other." This was obviously not "usual behavior," because the other agents were too stunned to move.

Ya think??

[Rhiya Ravenwing]

Quote:
Some friend:If the early bird gets the worm, what does the worm get?
meee: eaten :D

[Dragonsbane]

Crap, if I could get up with CT, I'd carry my keyboard to his place, maybe see if we could record a few songs together, burn 'em to CD, then I could come back here and post 'em. But Dothan AL is foreign territory to me and I can't find his place yet.

CT rocks. Period.

[Funka Genocide]

since QQ gets a title, I want one!

I am now Dark Lord Dragonsbane, Archmage of Black Magic.....BOW before my WRATH, puny mortals!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!


it took a little digging, but I finally found your origin story DB! boo yah!

[slightly aboveaverage man]

Well, I'm on duty today, so it already sucks when I wake up, then I log onto this forum and what do I find, this incredibly hot woman is posting pictures of herself unabashedly. Needless to say, my day has gotten a little better...

Oh come on, how could that NOT brighten ones day?

[WanderingActor]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I shoveled weak and weary,
Into many great and frustrating volumes of icy snow galore,
While groaned, back cracking, when suddenly there was a crackling,
Which nearly had me crapping, crapping in my pants outdoors.
“T’is some snowblower,” said I. “clearing out my neighbors dorm-
Only this and nothing more.”


Finally, now that I am in New York, I can understand the pain and suffering you Canadians go through...

[My Lead Airbag]

I make all these amazing comments, yet I feel so ignored. :(
Woe is me. (except shiny) :p
.

[Raiden]

Reminds me of when Maddox had his site redone all nicey-nice and his fans acted like he had gone out of his mind.

That would tend to happen.

[Toastburner B]

Being a man, it's hard for me to admit this, but I must.

Those cats...are adorable.

I can't help it, they are.

It's never easy for a man to admit something is adorable.

[Sithdarth]

Hmmm...if it was up to me, who would of won?

Powell or McCain! Anyone but Bush or Kerry! I wasted my vote on Nader just to spite those two.

I'm hoping that in '08, we get some real choices instead of the choice of two evils that we got this time around.
Dude this is American politics your choices are Evil, Diet Evil, and Evil Dew. (Note: picking Evil Dew will result in your vote being ignored and a three page file with the FBI.)

[G.I.R.]

And LO! So spake Dragonsbane, and so it was done. In mostly Middle-English, but done all the same. Yea in verily, and forsooth. Since there was no longer any need for him to be standing there, he vanished the same way he had came.

Hehehe... he said Yea in verily...

69 is right.

I know... out of context... but wow. Truer words were never spoken. :p

[Less Than jake]

Guess that means I have to get the Albert Einstein action figure. G.I.R. your sorta supposed to post a quote from the person above you, or I shall have to wack you with a limp accordian.

[My Lead Airbag]

G.I.R. your sorta supposed to post a quote from the person above you, or I shall have to wack you with a limp accordian.
We realized that the point of this 'game' is to find the earliest post, as opposed to digging through the forum in search of the actual funny/revealing ones, in order to have someone find your earliest post.

[Raiden]

Damn, the 'Evil bro vs. Good Bro' cliche

Yeah, that one gets you every time.

[Dynamite220]

Angel began to hear noises from above the elevator. It sounded like somebody was walking on the top. He took his katana, and with a quick thrust, he pierced the ceiling of the elevator
Way to practice overkill. A man after my own heart.

[Technocrack]

I never realy liked FFIV because in that game, either the monsters are way to strong of the characters are generaly about as durable as a wet paper towel.

Some wet paper towels can be pretty damn durable. Ever heard of Bounty? :P

[Totsumanu]

Yeah, that is the bloody massacre of the English language that has become known as 'leet'.

Leet sux $h!t

[Melfice]

Ikki-Tousen

Kick ass fighting anime with a girl with really big huge boo.....*cough*um ya.

Big huge boo... what? Booze? :p (EDIT: Sorry about that one. Blame it on me being sick...)

[Toastburner B]

erm... recipe or not, pies ALWAYS go wrong... The god of pies hate me, and, apparantly, you too, Flare...

Never cross the Pie Gods.

[SixnineDragon]

Personally, I prefer the slow moving zombies. Sure, the fast moving zombies are probably meaner, but the slow moving ones seem more meancing...more inhuman.


Indeed sir, you are an undead expert

[WanderingActor]

Darkwing duck.

can't mess with a gass gun

Darkwing Duck was the hero of heroes.

[Inbred Chocobo]

YEHAW! LET'S GO TO A TITTY BAR!!!

I'm down with that.

[Gilgamesh in a Hat]

Well we would still have one problem. Kitties. Exspecially the silly ones. Once they have taken care of the racoons that have taken care of the squirrels *loads gun*.

Hopfully, the kitty will no longer reign their terror on the world, lest we face The Kitty War of 2K5

[Funka Genocide]

I beleive in the generic flaming hot hell, with the lakes, and the skelotons and the stabbing. But if hell were to be my mind's view of it, hell would be really, really, Really, REALLY, HELLA-COLD. i live in Michigan, cold is my enemy.


I lived in Detroit for four years, and I can't get those years back... ever.

sadness=me

[Gineko]

dude, you are a weirdo, in case that was overlooked.

it wasn't overlooked in my case. :p

[Meister]

Danger: Post Limit.