Design yourselves!

[Dante]

Well, after a somewhat brief discussion with Thaumaturge, I decided that the world was ready for a "design yourself" thread!

Yes, now you have a place to put down the stats for yourself (or how you'd like yourself to be). While it's generally assumed we'll be using the D&D system, other systems are welcome, as long as you explain what the stats mean.

Have fun!

[Totsumanu]

Just to let you know. I kinda did this already. Here is the linky:
http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=6053

[Patrat]

Name: Patrick
Hair: Confidential
Eyes: blue-green
Race: Human/machin/mage
Trait: Technomage
Skills: Magic. And a wide variety of weapons.
likes: Pwning
Dislikes: Getting Pwned...
Favorite quote: "For every sprinkle i find, i will kill you."-Stewie, Family Guy

Height: Clasified
Weight: 120 lbs
Skin Color: White
Build: mostly mechanical stregth with very little mucle.
Clothing: Robes
It looks sort of like this.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v244/patrat06883/spartan11mage.png

[Krylo]

Wasn't Dante asking for stat based representations of ourselves, as opposed to free-form RP representations of our 'characters'?

[My Lead Airbag]

Wasn't Dante asking for stat based representations of ourselves, as opposed to free-form RP representations of our 'characters'?
If a thread is to be created that would ask for forumites to describe themselves and/or other forumites, that thread's posts shall consist of jokes about avatars and usernames.
Exhibit A (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=6622) and B (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=8768).

We'd make a character sheet, if We knew anything about DnD or the like.

[phil_]

Exhibit A (http://forum.nuklearpower.com/showthread.php?t=6622) Good memories... I didn't even know who IHMN was at the time.

Anyway,
Name-Phil
Game-D&D 3rd edition
Race-Human
Class-Lvl 1 Bard
Stats-
HP=6
Strength=8
Dexterity=12
Constiution=11
Intelligence=15
Wisdom=11
Charisma=14
Equipment-Club (5-iron), club (Wedge), Coat (Padded Armor, grants "Endure Elements" in cold environments), Trumpet.
Spells-
Lvl 0-Open/Close, Prestidigitation, Read Magic, Resistance.

Not quite perfect on the rules, but I'm doing this from year old memories, so it's good enough.

[Warlock]

Name: Stuart
Game: D&D 3.5E
Race: Human
Class: Level 1 Warlock
Stats:
HP: 8
STR: 12
DEX: 14
CON: 14
INT: 16
WIS: 12
CHA: 17

Feats: EWP (Katana), Point blank Shot

Invocations: Hideous Blow

[Deathosaurus Wrecks]

Name: Tom
Game: Shadowrun 3rd ed.
Race/Gender: Human/Male

-Stats-
Body: 5
Strength: 4
Quickness: 3
Inteligence: 6
Charisma: 5
Willpower: 4
Essence: 2.2
Reaction: 8
Initiative: 3d6 (+8)

-Skills-
(Active)
Shotguns 4
Brawling 4
(Kick Attack) 2
(Vicious Blow) 2
Computer 5
Cars 6
Stealth 3
Etiquitte 5

(Knowledge)
Writing Background 6
Programming Background 3
Popular Culture: Cartoons 6
Weapons Connesoure 6
Ska Music 6
Janitorial Background 3

(Language)
English 6
Japanese 1
Latin 1
Spanish 1

-Edges/Flaws-
College Education
Common Sense
Home Ground: Chicago

Phobia: Common & Mild: Spiders
Poverty rank 2

-Cyberware-
Cyber Eye replacement (alphaware)
w/ Flare Comp, Thermalgraphic Vision, Display Link, Vision Magnification (electronic) 3, Low-Light Vision (all alphaware)
4-Slot Chipjack (alphaware)
2 Skillwires (alphaware)
100 Mp Headware memory (alphaware)
Wired Reflexes 2 w/reflex trigger (alphaware)

-Gear-
Neostead Combat Shotgun
Damage: 10S
Ammo: 2 magazines of 6
Firing Mode: Single Shot
Mods: Laser Sight

Ammunition:
10 rounds buckshot
10 rounds slug
10 rounds Dragon's Breath

Secure Long Coat
Balistic/Impact Armor: 4/2

6 months low rent lifestyle
$0 Starting resources (Poverty)

[Technocrack]

Name: Jimmy
Age: 18
Race: Human (Cherokee Indian/French nationality)
Skin Color: White
Eye Color: Brown
Hair color/Style: Shoulder-length brown
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Class: Level 2 Bard (Poet/Novelist)

Feats: Lightning Reflexes, Ambidexterity

HP: 10
Str: 8
Dex: 15
Con: 16
Int: 12
Wis: 14
Cha: 15

Weapons: Masterwork katana, longsword, quarterstaff
Armor: Coat (Padded armor)
Other: Pendant of +1 to charisma.

[Terex4]

Game: D&D 2nd edition
Name: Lucius Von Poe the Druid of the Dead
Class: 5 Bard/20 Wizard/10 Druid of Bane
Race: Human/Lich
Age: 5000 (Lucius only remembers how many millenia, he has no interest in the years in between)
Stats:

Str: 15
Dex: 16
Con: 10
Int: 20
Wis: 18
Cha: 12

Weapon Proficiencies:
Longsword
Quarterstaff

Armor: None

Special Abilities:
Raise Dead at will
Possess living body
Chill Touch
Fear Aura
Death Field
Immortal
Cannot be killed except by destruction of phylactery

Spells:
Too many to list

[Crodevillian Team]

If I were to put all of my stats onto paper, it'd go something like this... or exactly like this.

1. Cooking Ability: About a nine million. If you try my Campbell's Soup or grilled cheese, I think you'd easily agree.

2. Dance Skills: I'm a little rusty with my Pendet, but my Troika is exceptional To The Max! I'm going to put this particular stat at a modest eight and half billion.

3. Artistic Ability: As I'm sure you've noticed through past posts of mine, I'm quite talented when it comes to portraiture and other fine arts. This statistic I will rank at forty.

4. Calories: I'm low fat, so I think I'm generally safe and nutritious for consumption. Were I to guess, I'd say I'm about 160 calories per serving, with a serving size of six feet, two inches.

5. Mathematical Ability: If x is equal to thirteen, and y is equal to two and a half million, my mathematical ability is equal to x + y, or eighteen point seven repeating.

6. Literary Talent: Well, I can't speak for myself, but this is what the New York Times had to say about me: "Here the extended metaphor of the archipelago is joined by an image that informed Solzhenitsyn's novel "The Cancer Ward." Evoking his own experience of cancer, he perceives the cancer as a tumor that, in metastisizing, infected the whole nation with its poison... Solzhenitsyn believes that the individual, armed with Truth and Right alone, can move tyrants, subvert power and alter the course of history." Well, I think they said that about me.

7. Crash Test Rating: I'm happy to report I received a five star government rating. That's right; I'm as a safe as a Mercury Montego!

8. Class: First

9. Feat: Two.

10. Aesthetic Value: I'll let you be the judge, based on this photograph I took of myself with a camera I invented:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v291/Croteam6/Dmitry.gif

I'm sure you could tell, but I'm holding a glass of Five Alive and a Cane. My signature is holding a glass of Five Alive too, which it can do because the 'y' has an extended tail that acts as a gripping device, or to coin a new term I've developed, a "hand." That is a delicious apple tree in the background. There is a sky in the background [sorry, it sneaked in there] as well as a Great Auk. I may or may not have horns in real life.

Okay, so I don't actually play Donjons and Demons, or Labrynths and Liches, or whatever it is you kids call it these days. I'm sure they have these stats, though. Right?

[Elminster_Amaur]

Sheer stats for my RL self? Sure, I'll provide you with those:
Str: 15
Dex: 11
Con: 10
Int: 20
Wis: 5
Cha: 15

Lvl 0.25 Engineer. Just 3 years to go and I'll be a lvl 1!

By my question to you, sir Dante, is, why do you wish for these stats? Is it for some sick twisted locating mechanism that is used to find us and kill us? IS THAT IT??? Or maybe you want merely to know your Enemies and Allies or other such Randomly capitalised Words.

[Red Mage Black]

Name-Dave
Game-D20 Future
Race-Human
Class-Lvl 15 Drednought
Stats-
HP=320
Strength=30-ish
Dexterity=16
Constiution=17
Intelligence=15
Wisdom=16
Charisma=16
Equipment-Wits, humor, and the occasional knowledge of all things role playing.

[Funka Genocide]

you know, I actually did this a few months back as a joke. My midterm evaluation of performance was up, and they needed some input from me. I turned in a D&D character sheet, we're all a bunch of geeks in the Electronic Technician field, so everyone thought it was hilarious. (why yes, I am a dork! thanks for noticing <3 )

Name: Erick
str:13 (bench 250, not too shabby id I do say so myself!)
dex:14 (I can pull my legs behind my head and kick over my head a la Hwoarang from tekken, yeah, I'm also a panther in the sack ;) )
con:12 ( ah, the advantages of youth!)
wis: 8 (scatterbrained=me)
int:16 (IQ 150, thats pretty high right?)
cha: 9 (don't let the two green squares fool you, I'm an antisocial bastard!)

class/lvl: Sailor/2 Electronic technician/10 cook/1
hd: D8/D6/D6
hp: 62

AC: 13 (+2 dex, +1armor for utility jacket)

attack bonus: +8/+3

weapons: Multimeter dmg=d6 crit=18-20 x2 size=tiny ab=+9/+4
9mm pistol dmg=d10 crit-19-20x3 range=50ft size=tiny ab=+11/+6

feats: imitate superior: allows user to impersonate their boss for incredible comedic value

shirk responsibility: allows the ET to avoid duties and assignments without repercussion, once per day per level

make sandwich: allows user to make a delicious sandwich

bullshit: allows ET to confuse operators with incomprehensible technical jargon.

ex: Well what we have here is an inoperable flux capacitor, I'll place the part on order immediately.

Repair electronics: allows user to fix broken electronic equipment.

equipment: various uniforms, steel toed boots, tweaker set, multimeter, replacement parts. Pen. cigarrettes.

spells: lvl 1: hide munchies, manifest TP, create resistor, enchant fuse

lvl 2: HF communications, read schematic, absorb RF frequency

lvl3: lightning bolt, radiate, summon subordinate

lvl4: computer access, security clearance

ok, thats about enough out of me...

[Krylo]

I would fill out a character sheet for myself, but I don't know how to make the infinity symbol in text--you know, the sideways eight thing--and it would OBVIOUSLY be necessary multiple times on a sheet representing my real self.

[Thanatos]

Name: Johnathan
Class Bard lvl. 6
STR: 12
Dex: 11
CON: 16
INT: 19
WIS 18
CHA: 16

HP: 25
SKills: Performance Voice +8, Performance low brass + 3, Listen +5, spot +12, Search +5, knowledge History +9, Bluff +4

[Kahkau]

Name-Adam
Race-Human
Class-Level 10 Blade
--Stats--
HP=125
Strength=19/+25
Dexterity=17
Constiution=12
Intelligence=18
Wisdom=18
Charisma=12
equipment=+1 sword of bluntness (I kid you not), Leather armour, amazingly slow wit!

[DragonDaimyo]

Off to check the D&D reference sheet to see what best fits me.

*Leaves*

*Comes back hours later reeking of the smell of old books*

Okay, so here's what I found.

Game: D&D
Name: Heath
Race: Human
Class: Wizard (for lack of anything better)

Str: 9
Dex: 14
Con: 12
Int: 16
Wis: 13
Cha: 11

Equipment: Staff, cool-looking robe, standard gear (food, bedroll, etc.)

Note: May edit skills and spells in later if I have time to.

[Nikkoru]

Name: Saku
Species: Human, as far as I can tell
Class: Magekiller (because I like the sound of it)
Level: 2
HP/MP: 40/70
Strength: 5 - I am really really weak, kittens can have their way with me
Dexterity: 10 - I can fold five paper cranes in two minutes.
Constitution: 7 - for some reason I am always sick, I think it is because of -
Luck: 4 - weak weak luck.
Wisdom: 11 - I am very wise for my age, but never ask me a question about anything.
Intelligence:10 - I am not retarded, leave it at that.
Charisma: 8 - I am not likeable.

Skills:

Apathy - The ability to completely ignore anything, and be completely uninvolved.- no use, not that it cares.

Indecisiveness - Constantly changing my decisions on everything - allows character to select others to have their turn in place of character.. ad nausea.

Making Folded Cranes - This is where my dexterity helps me, evasion increases %2 each turn.

Use - Allows character to use any object in the inventory, especially those which are pretty or shiney.


Spells:

Sleep lvl 1 - Puts target to sleep, allows character to sneak by with minimal effort

Silence lvl 1 - Prevents target's spell from being cast, also useful on annoying people character tends to meet who like to talk a lot.

Confuse lvl 2 - Causes the target to attack self, allies at random, this is where philosophy helps.

Curse lvl 3 - Causes character's bad luck to be inflicted on others, hopefully the enemy.

[Flarecobra]

NOTE: More FFish, as I'm not sure as to what they'd be D&D-wise. Might change a few stats later.


Name: Flarecobra
Class: Dragoon, Red Mage
Species: Human
Level: 68 (I've been around a while :P )
HP/MP: 5268/352
Atk: 170
Def: 140
MagAtk: 120
MagDef: 140
Agl: 20
Spr: 20
Vit: 40
Spd: 50

Commands:
Attack
Magic
Jump

Spells:
BLACK
Fire
Firara
Figa
Bolt
Boltara
Bolga
Water
Wataga
Poison
Flare
Firestorm
Thunderstorm

WHITE
Cure
Curara
Reflect
Esuna

Inate abilities:
Airstrike
FireEater
SOS Protect
SOS Regain